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Hi, thank you for your video.

No one's ever sent me anything like that, so thank you.

So I thought I'd do one for you and my friend

Christina has lent me a stick and, erm...

Now I don't know what to say.

Er, have you had a nice day?

I have given mum a shower

and we had salmon for lunch.

She like that. And then

then I tried to cut her fringe.

She didn't like that.

Anyway, we did. We did have one really nice moment actually today.

She, she remembered how she used to brush my hair when I was little,

which is nice because she doesn't remember anything so

Sorry, God, this is so embarrassing

Er, right, um, OK, stop. Got to do that again. Stop.

No, too much.

Don't mention the stick

Hi, thank you for your video.

No one's ever sent

me anything like that, so it was really nice.

Thank you. So I thought,

Go off!

Oh! God! Oh! Oh Crikey! What... Oh, oh God.

What's going on? Everything's...

Ah! Oh no! What's going on? Argh! I don't...

Spirits, apparitions and poltergeists are drawn to electrical devices.

Shut up!

Oh God!

I am coming for you, Sarah.

What do you guys think?

Yeah. I mean, you know

wouldn't be the first time spirits are drawn to electrical devices.

I mean, it happens all the time, do you know what I mean?, I, it's just fascinating.

It's just fascinating.

I think the audience is just going to fall in love with her.

Great. OK, so I did good?

You did good, finally.

Ok. Brilliant wow ok s

So we think we've got a good one, we've got a real one, yeah?

We got a real one.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah

We all agreed?

Yeah, you know I got a, I get a feeling sometimes, a bit of a strong connection with this one,

definitely, so

Brilliant.

So can you set that up?

Er, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

So I'll get in contact with her and I'll try and get all of us together., shall ?

Bloody marvelous.

Now, David, no one's talked about money.

So should I get my agent to invoice you?

Do I need to talk to somebody else?

Yeah, no. Sorry, it's because

I've got the budget now.

And so, yeah, I can.

I can sort all that out.

I'll sort it out. Yeah.

No agent at the moment, but can I

send one of my own?

Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, great. We all done?

I'll be in touch. Au revoir!

There she goes.

Oh, man, I'm so relieved.

Oh man, I'm so relieved, God, I was really struggling, I was really sort of panicking about that.

Yeah, good, well.

Yeah. And I've got like this... I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Oh man, you know, when you like, meet someone and then like

you turn into a 16 year old again, do you know, what I mean?

Like I've got this, I'm doing, I've got a date in a minute basically.

Oh right.

And I've kind of gone, Oh man, I think I've gone crazy.

You know what I mean?

It's like, ahhhh

But I don't know if she really likes me, that's the only thing

Do you know what I mean?

Yeah

I wish I had your psychic powers.

And then I'd just know

It's not really how that works. But yeah, OK. How do you?

Oh, there's the little thing in the corner,

but she's like, she, well

I'm crazy about her,

I've got to, er

But she's quite hard to read

And so I don't know if

Oh, OK. OK.

We're taking you on a journey to the other side.

An online supernatural experience like no other

solving paranormal problems plaguing the people of the UK.

If you have a haunting, a poltergeist or evil spirit,

then our team will be happy to help.

Psychic medium. Glenn Staker is on hand to guide you through.

We'll be using the latest top of the range ghost hunting technology,

and I'll be your host, Louise Jameson

Terrornet - Enter the Unknown.

Oh, hi. Mr. Swivel.

Thanks for the token.

Hey, Dave. I've missed you.

Thank you, Billy.

Guys, I'm going to take five.

I'll be back soon. OK.

Hey

How are you, cheeky boy?

Oh good. In fact, we're great.

We found, you know that thing.

We found the perfect woman for it. I think is going to be great.

That's great, Dave. That's great.

How are you? Are you OK?

Not really, to be honest.

Oh no. Why?

I'm kind of going to be homeless.

What? What's happened?

Yeah, well, so my friend

has been renting this place and I was subletting from him and

He hasn't been paying the landlord, so now we're all being evicted.

Oh my God, that's that's terrible.

What are you gonna do?

Well, I found the perfect place, a new place,

but because I don't have a steady income

They want me to pay six month's rent upfront.

Shit.. OK. And how much is it?

Too much

But like how much?

Eight grand.

Wow, OK.

Yeah

Yeah

Er, I have got it in an account.

I mean I could, erm, you know.

Oh, God. Dave, no, no, I didn't mean.

No, no, no, no, no, no, I know, I know.

But I have got it.

And if you could just get bits of it back to me before I need it,

then you know no one would ever know.

Could you do that, would you be able to just get bits of it

back when you can?

Yeah, yeah I could but...

Then no one would ever know.

No, no, Dave, that's too generous.

No, it's, I'm not giving it to you it's just a loan. OK.

You know, you've got to have somewhere to live.

Just get it back to me when you can.

All right. What are your.

What are your account details?

you could just pay with tokens?

Probably the easiest way.

Really? I don't know. It seems a bit dodgy.

No, no, no, it's actually really, really safe.

I promise it's. It's probably safer than the bank.

And you have a record and everything.

OK

But you don't, you don't have to really, if you don't feel well

don't do it, don't do it.

No, no, no, no.

I'm going to figure something out. No, no, no.

No, no, no, no. It's OK. It's all right.

It's OK. You, you need somewhere to live, it's OK.

It's just a fuck tonne of tokens. OK hang on.

Oh my God. Oh my God OK OK OK.

It's done it, I think

Oh God. Yeah, I got it.

You saved my life, Dave, seriously.

You're crazy. Thank you.

Thank you, thats... You're amazing. Thanks

OK. Well. What can I do for you now?

I can think of a few things.

Yeah.

Like what?

You know.

Tell me.

I'd like to see more of you.

Well. Here I am.

What do you want to see more of?

Wow. OK.

Er, they look really good tonight.

Yeah.

Yeah.

What's the magic word?

Pretty please.

Ah fuck. OK hang on.

Shit I'm going to have to take it. Sorry.

Hello. You're through to David, how can I help you?

Oh, hello.

Yes, I'm afraid one of our photo kiosks isn't working.

OK. What seems to be the problem?

Marjorie, what seems to be the problem?

It's fooked.

She says its not working.

Can you come and look at it please?

Er, can't we see if we can fix it over the phone first please?

Are you getting an error message at all?

Are we getting an error message?

Oh aye. It were saying some bollocks. I wrote it down here.

I wrote it down here.

Er, oh, E1402.

Yeah, OK, it's saying it's low on storage.

Can you delete some files?

Do you know how to delete some files?

It's low on storage.

Do we know how to delete some files?

Do we fook?

No, we don't, I'm afraid.

Brilliant. OK. I'll be about an hour.

He'll be about an hour.

Right, oh well, er, thank you, goodbye.

Fuck's sake.

You gotta go, babe?

Yeah, I'm gonna have to run.

I didn't even get to see anything.

I could show you quickly.

No, there's no point

I won't be able to...I better run.

OK. I'll be online tomorrow, Cheeky Boy, OK?

OK.

OK.

Thank you so much.

Really. Thank you.

That's OK.

Bye.

Hey, guys. I'm back.

Hello..

Hey. You alright?

Yeah. How are you?

How was the, er, how was the date?

Oh yeah, that was,

er, oh I don't know. I might have done something stupid.

Oh no.

I think I might have got... no, don't worry about it actually. It's fine, it's fine.

no, don't worry about it actually.

It's fine. It's fine.

OK, what time's Louise joining us?

I said eleven.

Yeah. OK.

I don't know if I.... oh. I don't know.

No. Actually, I'm being stupid. I'm being stupid. Honestly. It's fine. It's fine.

I'm being stupid.

onestly. It's fine.

It's fine. It's fine.

David, I am. I'm getting something.

A bit of anxiety around a big gesture.

A gesture about wealth. Maybe?

Did you, you didn't propose, did you?

No no, God no. Nothing like that.

But but you gave her something, right?

No, no, no, no. Honestly, Glenn, don't worry about it.

I'm being silly.

You know, save your, save it for Sarah.

Honestly, forget it.

Forget I said anything. It's fine.

OK.

Good morning, good morning, good morning!

Hello.

Hi there.

Right, first thing's first. Davido, did my agent get in touch?

Yep.

Yay, good. So we can proceed.

Sarah joining us?

Yeah, hopefully.

I mean, she didn't know about it.

Her boyfriend contacted us and she, I don't know,

she said like, you know,

she doesn't want to mess with things she doesn't understand, basically.

Alright, well, listen.

She's absolutely got nothing to worry about there, I know what I'm doing, OK?

The onus will be on me in terms of dealing with any spirits.

Well I can reassure her,.

you let me take the lead.

She's not in any danger at all

Usually. Right anyway. Yeah.

Hello. Hello, Sarah.

Hello. What's this about?

Well, I'm Louise,

and I'll guide you through the event.

This is Glenn, our expert.

He's going to help you with your, your

paranormal problems, and I believe you already know David.

Oh, hi, yeah, I'm the guy you've been talking to.

Why don't you start by telling us what's been happening?

Well, I have loads

of bad luck. And,

weird things keep happening that I can't explain.

What kind of bad luck..

Well, er. Bad luck in my love life.

You've had more than one lover

die, haven't you?

die, haven't you?

Yes. Six, actually.

Oh God, Sarah I'm so sorry.

I mean, why? Is it me?

No, no.

Someone might have cursed you or objects in the house, like relics.

Have you got any old, old items.

The statue?

A statue, yeah.

Possibly, yes.

Erm, hang on. Mum>

Mum? I've just got to go and see if my mum's alright.

Mum? Mummy?

What do you think, Glenn?

I'm, I'm really getting a sense of a

presence in the house and I think we we need to help her, actually.

But do you think she's gonna do it, though?

Oh, yes, she will, I'll speak to her.

Yeah, we need we need to get her on board.

Right. The spirit is malevolent.

I'll send her some kit as well and we can get some evidence.

Good thinking.

Yeah, well, sure.

Tonight's moon is going to be

the biggest it's been in 27 years. Wow.

Wow, right. Good.

I've seen you before.

Yes, I'm an actor.

I'm on the telly sometimes, you probably..

No, not you.

You.

Me?

I know what

you've done. What's?

What?

I know what you do.

I know what you do.

Mum? Here you are. Hello. I was worried. You're not supposed to be in here, are you? No.

You look so lovely today dear, so lovely.

Thank you. Same as every day.

Come on. Let's get you back, shall we?

Should we? Should we?

Yes.

Are we nearly there?

We are nearly there.

Will we be able to see the moon?

I think we probably will.

I'm sorry I've got to go. I've got to go and sort out my mum.

Yeah, of course.

Look, I'll call you later.

All right. Yeah. OK, OK.

She's absolutely perfect.

I think we've struck gold.

So you'll talk to her?

David, next time we see you, it's going to be on camera.

Will you please get your shit together and tidy up that space. A nd lose the boobs?

Oh, sorry, sorry.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'll call her and I'll get back to you

straightaway when I've got the yes, which I will get. Bye.

Brilliant.

Bye.

Thank you. Wow.

OK, listen, David, you know this is... this is serious.

Yeah.

Right.

Absolutely. Yeah.

We need to help this woman and I can help this woman. Yeah.

Yeah.

We will. Yeah, absolutely. OK.

Um, Glenn, Glenn, before you go

Can you, can you help me?

Can I help you? What with?

So this girl, like,

So this girl, like, I know, I'm just, I'm going crazy.

I need...

Sorry David, like I just...

Sorry David,

No, no Glenn please, just listen to me for a sec,

I just need to know if she's genuine.

Can you just tell me that, please?

How am I supposed to tell you that?

Look, well you're,

you're psychic, right? Can I..?

You know, I'm happy to pay. I'm happy to pay you.

I just need to know. Please.

OK, if if it's, you know,

if you're talking about it being a job, then maybe. Yeah, yeah.

Absolutely

Yeah?

Yeah, well, well, the first thing I would need is a name.

OK, Alex. Erm. Okay.

No, so it might be, Cassandra.

It might be Cassandra Crowley.

It might be? What do you mean?

Do you know her name?

Do you know her?

Well, I don't. This is, this is the problem.

You don't know her name?

All right. Well, where do you know her from?

Have you got a photo of her.

No.

No. Is this just...

No.

It's just someone you've seen in a magazine? What? I don't understand.

You haven't got a name and you haven't got a picture...

Yeah, OK, I see what you're saying. I see someone you trust in the street.

What is it, someone you passed in the street?

No, no, no. It's it's really, it's really complicated, actually.

Well, it is complicated. What do you want?

How do you expect me to..?

Don't, don't worry about it, actually.

Don't worry, it's cool.

Don't worry about it.

Forget I said anything.

Honestly, forget I said anything.

All good. Erm, I'll get back to you

once Louise lets me

know about Sarah. OK?

Hello, Dave.

Hiya. You alright?

Is everything running smoothly?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think so.

Louise Jameson's agent has emailed me directly

saying she hasn't been paid yet.

Why hasn't she been paid yet, Dave?

I put the money in your account five days ago.

Yeah, sorry.

Erm, sorry, I must have just forgot.

I've got so many, but yeah, I'll get that sorted. Sorry.

Make sure that you do.

Oh, and are you perfectly satisfied

with your choice of psychic medium?

Yeah. Yeah, I think so.

Look up Glenn Staker

and Jack Solomon, would you?

Er, OK.

Jack?

Solomon.

OK.

Could you say, I don't know, communicate with my mother?

If you felt that was appropriate?

Well, so can I.

She's on the phone right now.

Hello, mum. Yeah, I'm on TV with Glenn Staker.

Who's he? Exactly.

So, Glenn, if you're such a psychic medium,

can you tell me exactly what I'm thinking about right now.

Exactly what I'm thinking about right now?

Not really how it works but... but of course it isn't.

Of course it isn't.

So, now we're going to play a game of Guess the Ghost.

Can you guess the ghost? Can you guess the ghost?

Can you guess the ghost? Can you guess the ghost?

Can you guess the ghost?

Sorry, what is this? If you would be so kind and take your seat on the psychic stool?

If you would be so kind and take your seat on the psychic stool?

Erm.

Just sit on the stool, Glenn.

So we have two contestants.

one of them has a relative who's recently passed away.

I need you to tell me which contestant it is

and which relative.

Start the clock.

OK, well, this isn't really how....

Time is of the essence, Glenn.

Well, I don't expect...

you expect me to just... OK.

You're the psychic medium, Glenn.

Yeah, I am, actually.

Here we go.

Yeah, okay.

Yeah, OK. Er, well I'm not, erm...

Who looks sad?

No, it's not. No, please. Can you just?

Yeah, I just need it, it actually needs to be positive.

It's not about who feels sad.

And actually, I'm getting

quite a nice vibe of this lady.

I bet you are.

Not like tthat.

I'm just, I'm getting, I'm getting the word Valentine's Day.

February 14th.

Yeah, I know what day it is.

Something, something significant happened to a family member.

Most people have dates, Glenn.

Yeah, honestly, please, you either want me to do this or not.

OK, what's happening?

Hey, hey.

OK, all right. She's all right.

You're the psychic medium. Do something, Glenn.

This shouldn't be happening.

Do something.

I felt a friendly spirit.

Are you a psychic medium or are you 'lion'?

I don't understand what's happening.

I can feel a friendly spirit.

This shouldn't be happening,

Friendly spirit?

What's her name? Tell me what her name is.

Crikey. Don't call this show Spill the Beans for nothing.

Tell me what her name is.

I need to talk to her.

Er, I dunno. Er, Sheila.

Sheila? Can you hear me, Sheila?

Listen, OK, you need to concentrate on what I'm saying.

Let you into a little secret, eh?

What are you doing?

Stand down.

No, no, no, no.

Her name is Amy Lingfield.

She's an actress from Essex.

And you, Glenn Staker, are a fraud.

Well, I'm not a fraud because I...

You're a fraud.

No because I knew, I didn't feel a bad spirit.

Why did you look like you were gonna cry then?

Well I didn't feel a bad spirit, I was worried about her.

A little bit of wee come out?

I thought I... I thought...

You're a fraud, you've been exposed on national television.

Man up, Glenn.

You're a stupid idiot.

You're a stupid idiot.

You're a fucking stupid idiot.

Don't swear on national television, you prick.

Spill the fucking Beans?

Hey!

I er, I hadn't seen that, I didn't know about that.

This event must be a success, Dave.

It's imperative that Glenn Staker is genuine.

OK.

I'm sure you've done lots of research, but as long as you're sure

he's up to the task,.

I'm making you personally responsible, Dave.

OK, well. I'm pretty sure.

Good, I'll see you at the launch.

Are you going to be there?

Yes.

But don't tell anyone I want to observe.

OK.

Good boy.

Hello, is this Mr Solomon? Mr Solomon? Hello?

Hello, Mr. Solomon?

This is Clive from Blackpool, your internet provider. You've got a problem with your internet, Mr. Solomon.

We're trying to resolve it. All you need to do is open a website and we can sort it out for you.

Do you need me at my computer now?

Yes, are you on your computer now?

Yes, I'm in front of it now.

And what can you see, Mr. Solomon?

Ooh, I'm not sure I should tell you what I'm looking at right now.

Do I need the internet on?

Yes, yes, you need wifi on.

Right is there a button for that?

Yes there is a button. Erm, at the bottom of your screen you'll see a network logo of a computer with lines.

Do you know what, Clive, it's on, it's on all the time, isn't it, the internet.

Oh yes, it is.

Hey

Some weird dude... like a whole load of money.

Like, a whole load of money.

I need to find like some sort of psychic

online ghost hunt,

Ddo you believe in ghosts?

Since my, you know, since my nan died,

How does it work? Sorry, I have no idea.

Like, I've kind of been making this thing and he must have seen it.

and that's why he got in contact with me...

He's talking about, like giving me loads of money.

I might be able to get rid of this stupid fucking job.

So what are you going to do with all the money you are having?

Oh OK, wow.

David, what a surprise.

You alright?

Yeah.

Are you all set, your end?

Er, yep yep, it's all good, all good, yeah.

Good.

All fine. Oh fuck's sake, man.

All fine. Oh fuck's sake, man.

I'm just, I'm just like, do you know what I mean? This woman now. Fucking...

Oh fucking...

That ghosting shit.

You know, when they just do that?

What?

Ghosting?

Ghosting. You know when they just blank you?

Oh right.

When they don't reply?

Does my head in.

That's what's happening now.

Alright.

Hello. Are we all raring to go?

-Hi. -Hi.

Hi Louise.

Everything alright?

Yeah. All ready to....

Ready to go. Yeah, absolutely great. I am focused.

-Ready to go. Yeah. -Absolutely ready. Focussed.

I took down the

the thing.

You did?

Er, tits.

Oh, well done, congratulations.

Yep, well done, mate.

Oh guys, guys, wait!

You're not wearing your tops.

Er, no.

No, I

No I, yeah, sorry, mine doesn't fit and to be honest I

I have my own sort of...

Yeah no but guys, we have to wear them

as part of the marketing.

You're not paying me enough money to put that thing on.

No, I mean, this is a serious thing,

you know, I'm I'm not

I'm not going to

advertise a brand, you know?

OK.

All right, well do we do we

know what we're doing, everyone?

Yes, thank you.

Yeah well, of course I know what I'm doing.

Do you know what you're doing?

Well then, sorry.

OK, deep breath, everyone.

Oh, hello, hello. Welcome.

Louise. Miss Jameson. Hiya, I'm such a big fan of the show.

I used to watch when I was a kid in New Zealand and...

When I came over to the UK and I saw it, it was something

that just reminded me of back then and it felt safe and wonderful

nd I think you're fantastic, such a real, real...

just to be here...

Sorry, sir, I'm just going to mute you a second, sorry.

Good evening.

Aah, hello there. Well you're looking very smart, sir.

Thank you.

You're very welcome.

Hope you enjoy it.

Oh, Sarah.

Hi. Hello.

Hi there.

Maestro David, Music, please.

Good evening, everyone, and welcome to Terrornet.

My name is Louise, and I shall be guiding you through the night.

This is Glenn Staker, our expert.

Hello,.

Glenn is a professor in parapsychology, and for 25 years

he has been helping people through their paranormal problems.

So without further ado, I would like to introduce

the very brave Sarah Castelow.

Erm. Hi.

Why don't you tell us what you told me earlier?

Well, I., erm...

Sarah? Sarah? David? Sarah's frozen?

Well, the problem's her end.

And I just want to make a fresh start.

Now, you remember, we discussed

some objects that maybe you discovered in your home.

You know, perhaps

when you found those objects, you unleashed the spirit of a demon.

And so I'd say we need to find these objects.

I mean, I haven't

I haven't seen them since I was seven years old

in the basement.

Well, could you could you take us all down there?

Sarah, can you take the the coast kit with you as well?

Er, yeah OK, I'll um, I'll just go get them.

Just to let everyone know, I set Sarah up with a ghost hunting kit

which she's going to be using throughout the night.

Would you explain what it does, please, David?

Yes. The the front bit with the lights is basically detecting

electromagnetic energy, so if a ghost is nearby, it will light up,

and there is also something to which will detect speech, basically.

Thank you very much.

Sarah, how are you getting on?

Well, I don't know where to begin.

It could be anywhere. Hi.

How about the wardrobe.

Could it... Have you looked in the wardrobe?

OK.

Wait a minute,

there's something back here.

There's a space behind here.

I'm gonna put my torch on.

There's a... there's... There's just rubble. Rubble everywhere.

There's a... there's... There's just rubble. Rubble everywhere.

OK. That, that what's that?

Where?

To your left.

Just... What's that?

I can't do it.

Listen, pick it up.

Pick it up, Sarah.

I can't do it.

Yes you can. You can.

You can. You really can.

It's not going to hurt Sarah. Pick it up.

Sarah Sarah. I need

I need to see what we're dealing with.

OK, so see the string.

See that string.

I remember the string from

when I found it, when I was a child.

It was all tied around it and

I unwrapped it.

OK, OK.

All right. OK. Right.

I need you to stay calm, but I think I think maybe that the

the string is supposed to be on there.

I think maybe a clergyman or a Wiccan

would have maybe tied that up to suppress the spirit.

OK, so what does that mean? Yeah.

Oh God.

Glenn do you recognise the statue?

What is it?

I recognise the symbol.

I recognise the symbol on the front. That is the sign

for the demon Asmodeus.

The demon of Lust.

He possessed seven nuns

in Louviers, in France in the seventeenth century.

That's my address.

I live in Louviers Street.

Glenn, can we

do we wanna maybe try and communicate?

Should we maybe, erm

With the spirit box.

Yeah.

Oh.

Yeah. OK.

Er, just turn the knobs.

Louise, Glenn, did you hear that?

Yes, play it again.

There.

Is that a voice.

Like one word.

Yeah.

It sounds like

Adi... piscor... adipiscor, is what it sounds like to me.

Adipiscor?

Is that a word?

Adipiscor?

Yeah.

That's Latin.

That's Latin for, 'to, to obtain'.

Yeah, yeah. To overtake, obtain, to come up to..

OK.

Alright, where's Sarah gone?

Sarah? We've lost Sarah.

Sarah?

No, I'm still here.

It's just the lights have gone out.

Sarah?

Can you turn on that app that I gave you please?

It's done. It's done. It's open. OK,

Good, well done.

Look. I'm sharing screen, OK,

so can you just look. Look, there's nothing there, there's nothing there.

We can see you.

There's absolutely nothing down there with you.

What's that?

That must have just been a fuse blowing or something.

What is it?

Sarah, it's OK.

Please stay cool.

Please stay calm.

It's all right. It's all right.

Listen to me, if this is Asmodeus

listen to my voice.

You are not welcome here.

You do not belong here, Asmodeus.

You need to leave.

You need to leave.

You do not belong here.

I command you to leave.

I command you to go, Asmodeus. Leave.

Sarah? Sarah, what's happening? Can you talk to us? Sarah?

I don't know, I feel...

Sarah?

It feels...

I feel different.

What?

Like a weight has been lifted.

Yes. Yes, it's gone.

He is gone. You're OK, Sara.h

He's gone away. He listened to us.

He listened to, he listened to us.

He listened to my pleas.

Where?

Sometimes these spirits, they just need to be told where to go,

they're lost, they get stuck and they just need guidance.

Where has the demon gone?

Where's it gone? Was it gone? It's gone, it's gone to the other side.

It's gone back to the other side. This is amazing.

Glenn Staker, you're amazing.

Dave, can you talk us through your side of things?

David? David.

OK. David?

Well, ladies and gentlemen,

it looks like our haunting is over.

We hope you've enjoyed this evening.

Thank you for being part of Terrornet..

We'll be back in touch very soon in a few weeks with

an update, obviously, and also some very important news

for a big event, which I'm sure you'll be very interested in .

Thank you once again for being part of it and thank you, Sarah, for being so brave.

Thank you.

Until the next time. Goodbye.

That was amazing, Glenn! So it's gonna work?

I mean, we've got a program.

Yeah. I mean, absolutely,

I'm 100% confident we've got something.

we have got something special here.

Really special.

Yep.

What a great evening. Thank you.

Well done, Glenn. Bye.

Bye.

Dave. How do you feel that went?

I asked you a question, Dave.

Very well, I'll tell you how I feel it went.

I was disappointed in it, and you, Dave.

I made you personally responsible for this.

I'm prepared to believe that this Staker you've got hold of is a genuine psychic.

But he and you only have one more chance.

Do you understand me?

One more chance.

Pay that bloody woman's agent,

get a haircut and for God's sake, act professionally.

And get it done.

You understand.

So I'm intrigued.

I checked out Terrornet and, er, you're ghostbusters, eh? Nice.

Who you gonna call?

Not Glenn Staker.

Er, I mean, you wanted to hear about my experiences with him?

I mean, yeah, the guy's a fraud.

I don't know what else you want me to tell you.

Plain and simples.

Er, I don't like conmen. And I've made it my life's work to expose him.

I mean when I worked with him I remember saying, 'when you became

a paranormal investigator, were you ever worried

you wouldn't be any good at it?

He's bloody awful.

I mean, what do you think?

What do I think?

Yeah.

I want to have some fun.

Oh, ha ha ha oh. You're as mischievous as I.

I tell you what, yeah, I've actually had an idea.

So we find out if

Mr. Piss Taker is real once and for all?

Let's have a plant with a fake ghost and see if he can figure it out,

if he's so psychic.

When's, er, you've got an event coming up, a big event or some shit?

Yeah, let's let's do it.

We'll expose him.

Get good coverage.

I've been toying with the idea of doing a debunking show.

This could be the pilot. I'll bring you in.

Coming Archie.

Don't have kids, mate.

So, yeah, get a ticket. Find a plant.

'll come along, stir things up a bit. Stir le mur, eh, ha ha!

Er, see you soon, mate. Good chat.

Hey Dave.

Do you want to go into private?

Guys, I'll be back soon.

Hey, cheeky boy.

Thank you so, so much.

I got the flat and it's amazing.

I'm really sorry. I didn't respond to your messages.

It was not me wanting to ignore you.

It was just crazy around here.

Totally crazy. I'm so sorry.

Are you OK? Did you do something? You look different?

Yeah?

Do you like it?

I'm not sure yet.

Listen, I'm so, so

unbelievably grateful, so if there's

anything I can do for you,

just let me know.

There is something we can do for me.

Anything.

We're going to have

some fun with some people.

OK.

With who?

A ghost hunt?

Your Terrornet thing?

Yeah.

They want a ghost, we;re going to give them one.

I don't know anything about ghosts.

Just say anything you want.

OK.

Now undress.

Very forceful today. My cheeky boy.

Do you like that?

Quiet?

Undress.

Obey.

Dave, I'm sorry, but

are you on drugs or something because I do have a

no drugs policy, so if your messed up I

can't and I don't.

I'm sorry. Listen,

I'll do your ghost hunting, and then when

when you're my cheeky boy again, we can

we can talk like normal, OK?

OK?

Bye, Dave.

Hello.

Hi.

David?

I still haven't been paid.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Consider it done.

Thank you very much.

Is there anything else I can do for you?

No, no. Thank you.

Just put some money in my bank.

Yeah. And me actually, I've not

been paid either.

You'll get what's coming to you.

Thank you.

OK. What do we need to know about the event?

Yeah, er, number one, who's the subject?

It's a surprise.

That would be good.

Don't be ridiculous.

Excellent.

But, er. really, who is it?

It's a surprise.

Alright. No, that, that doesn't work.

I mean, it can be a surprise for the punters, but we need to know

what's going on.

Yeah, I need well, I need to know what's going on.

If I'm goinna...

We've got to prep a bit.

Yeah, I mean,

I can't do it without meeting the person because I get a sense of them.

You know that. You know that?

Yeah, come on.

Those are the rules.

Those are the rules.

What rules? I don't actually...

I actually don't understand what's going on.

Are you messing around or not?

Are we going to have a serious conversation?

Look, OK.

We could lose him.

Are you all right?

I'm fucking brilliant. Are you alright?

I'm fucking brilliant. Are you alright?

You got chance to have a bit of a rest, get an early night?

You look like you need a kip before the event. A proper kip.

There's no rest for the wicked.

Oh for God's sake. Bye.

We'll have a film show.

We'll show it all in detail, 'cos I...

Hello.

Ready for the big night?

David?

You make me erect.

David.

Shut up.

Why are you being so weird?

Oh, get lost. Glenn!

Hello.

All set?

Yeah.

Is the subject here yet?

He's being rather odd.

Hi.

Oh, Sarah.

Hi Sarah.

Hello.

Hang on. You're not the subject tonight, are you?

Oh no, no.

Oh, thank God.

Good. You're OK then?

Yeah. No, everything is great.

Oh, lots of new people. Hello.

Salutations.

Oh, it's a busy one.

Yes. Good evening. Hello. Welcome.

Welcome, everybody.

Oh, sir, welcome back, you must have enjoyed last time.

Hmm.

All right, Glenn, over to you.

Spirit's feed off negative energy.

So we all need to remain calm and positive. OK. Good.

Oh, hello.

Hello. Welcome.

What's your name, love?

Dana.

Hello, Dana.

I'm. er. I'm looking forward to hearing your story.

OK. Looks like we're ready to roll.

Good evening, everyone, and welcome to Terrornet.

My name is Louise and I will guide you through the night.

This is Glenn Staker, our paranormal expert.

Yeah. Hello.

Glenn and I know absolutely nothing about tonight's subject.

So, Dana, would you like to tell us your story?

Yes, OK.

I've been having,

I don't really know how to say this, but there's been strange

things happening to me.

OK, can you, can you elaborate?

Erm sure it's, it's weird.

I'll buy some very expensive moisturizer and I put it in my cupboard.

It's, it's brand new, full jar and next day it's empty.

Like somebody has scooped out every last bit of it.

It's totally clean.

Just everything's gone.

OK. Do you live with anyone?

No. I live alone.

And it hasn't leaked or..?

No.

Glenn, is this typical?

Er, not really. What else has been happening, has anything else...?

Yeah, so there's also these.

Oh no.

Oh dear.

Yeah, there's...

And this one even looks like it's a, it's

a symbol or something.

Yeah, yeah.

Do you recognize that, Glenn?

Erm, you know, often demons are associated with symbols.

And, you know, there are many

books and there's loads of research.

You'll see.

There's always been symbols, but I don't recognize that one.

You don't know much, do you, mate?

Yeah, erm, could you maybe

take us through into the bedroom? II'd love to see your bedroom.

Oh, I bet you would.

Look, whoever that is, could you respect the audience please.

You're not the only person here, OK, there's other people here.

Sorry, mate, go on.

OK

Sorry.

Erm, this is my room,

so there's no other...

Oh, right. Well, you know, I am, I am

I am getting a sense of something in here.

There's a lot of negative energy.

I can feel arrogance and pent up

frustration and rage.

Oh!

David, can you kick this person out, please?

Because I'm not continuing until you have, OK?

Calm down, Glenn.

Oh.

Yeah, you rumbled me.

Yeah.

Jack Solomon. Long time, no see.

Yeah. Hello, Jack.

What is this? Dave, what is this?

What have you done?

Oh, Glenn, nothing's changed, has it?

Still fleecing vulnerable people with your imaginary skills?

No, no, no, no.

Yeah? Fraudulent fucktard. I proved it once.

No, no.

We're proving it now. This is the sequel.

Not interested.

This is the sequel.

Yeah?

Erm, no.

What do you say to that?

Glenn Staker is real. Erm, he helped me. He really genuinely helped me.

I promise you, he's he's absolutely real and genuine.

Glenn, what is happening?

It's a prank, Louise.

This man has set us up, and this woman is an actress.

Is that true?

I'm sorry.

David?

No, no, no. She's real, mate.

You're the phony.

Fuck off.

Dave?

Alex.

Wait a moment. Alex?

Yeah.

Yeah. OK. David,

I've got your answer for you.

And it's a no, OK. No,

no chance. Never.

Yeah?

David, will you explain yourself right now?

Dave? Cheeky boy.

Show us your flesh. Alex,

you all want to see her body, don't you?

David, stop this.

You're a pathetic little boy.

Dad?

Lou Lou.

Is that you?

Lou Lou.

Lou Lou.

Down in the valley, the valley so low

hang your head over, hear the wind blow

hear the wind blow, love, hear the wind blow

The wind blew and your head over,

and hear the wind blow.

Look at you.

Stop it.

Look at the state of you. What have you become?

Your mother and I are ashamed of you.

Ayur avage alruen Asmodeus aken. Ayur avage alruen Asmodeus aken.

What's he saying? What does it mean? Glenn?

Erm, It's a summons.

It's an incantation to evoke Asmodeus.

Sarah!

The statue. You need to get the statue.

Sarah? Get the statue.

Everyone,

Everyone listen to me.

You need to block your emotions.

Block your emotions.

Don't feed it. OK?

Bollocks.

You don't believe in me

do you Mr. Solomon?

Don't let it in.

What are you doing?

Don't let it in.

Ayur avage alruen Asmodeus aken.

Staker! Do something! Please.

It would be shame if anything happened to little Archie.

Asmodeus. I know this is you.

I'm telling you to leave the child alone.

Not my son.

Asmodeus,

Leave the child alone.

Got it!

Well, you want me to do with is?

You need to bind it.

With what?

Anything, yep, string, rope.

Anything you can find.

Sarah? Sarah, where are you?

Oh no, mum, mum.

You need to go back upstairs.

What are you doing with that?

I'm sorry, mum.

It's not bound.

Mummy, I'm sorry. These people...

Do you know what you've done?

These people, they can help.

These people?

These people? What have you done to my daughter?

Mummy, it's going to be all right.

It's not gonna be alright, ever.

Give me the statue, mummy.

David.

Yeah.

Ego dici tibor.

He is risen.

Oh please, mummy.

David, call the police.

Tell them to get to Sarah's house now.

OK. All right.

Asmodeus. I'm here.

Take me to the beyond,

Drink.

You fool. You know nothing.

Please.

Help me someone.

Help me someone.

Oh God.

Is this what you want? Is this what you want?

You dirty little whore. You dirty little whore.

Get off me.

Erm, I'm

going to end.

Last night, an online ghost hunt resulted

now named as Raguel Namtar-Netty

and Lilith Castelow.. We're now being joined live by the psychic medium

at the center of the tragic events.

Mr Glenn Staker.

Thank you for joining us.

Mr. Staker. I understand this is a difficult time for you.

Oh Mr. Staker. Mr. Staker.

There is no Mr. Staker. He's gone.

He's gone. Wait a minute.

Where's Mr. Staker?

Oh. I'm inside him.

I'd like to be inside you.

Thank you for your time., Mr. Staker.

I think we'll wrap it up there.

Alex? Alex?

Sorry. This is Cassandra.

David? Cheers, man.