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Hey, Paul, I checked the etiquette handbook on this one.

Imati sve vaše prijatelje kako privučete

svoj namještaj 4 stepenice u vaš novi stan

is not, technically, a housewarming party.

Kako mogu zahvaliti momci?

I mean, 8 solid, sweaty hours of moving.

Kako vam ikad mogu vratiti?

Will this be all together?

Ne, ne, ne. Separate checks.

Hej, James. You got that 10 bucks you owe me?

Naravno. Evo.

I am sorry I let go of that armoire.

Ta bi stvar otišla

sve do dna stepenica

if James hadn't reached out and stopped it with his face.

Hej, James. You got that 10 bucks you owe me?

Naravno.

Pa, Paul, vaš novi stan potvrđuje

vaš status najjeftinijeg čovjeka živ.

I didn't take that apartment because of the price.

Htio sam se preseliti u Harlem.

I happen to appreciate its rich cultural heritage.

Paul, recite mi jednu stvar o Harlemovoj

bogatoj kulturnoj baštini koju cijenite.

The globetrotters.

Napokon, olimpijska baklja će

sutra stići ovdje na put za Sydney.

Sidney?

Zašto Sidney dobiva baklja, Mike?

Dobiva sve.

Sydney, Australia, James.

Ne Sidney u računovodstvu.

Ok, then.

Nigerijska delegacija predat će baklja gradonačelniku,

koji će potom voditi ceremonijalni krug

around city hall carrying the flame.

Stuart, vodit ćete svečani krug oko

gradske vijećnice noseći vatrogasni aparat.

Mike, why do not you just tell us this tomorrow?

Jer sutra ću biti na odmoru,

kao što svi savršeno dobro znate.

Oh, poppycock.

Mike, to znači glupost

kada je preveden s gay -a.

He is right, Mike.

Nikad te nisam vidio da uzimate slobodan dan.

You worked last Christmas.

Nisam bio jedini ovdje.

There was also Murray Goldstein...

I, naravno, Sidney u računovodstvu.

Hey, Mike.

Hej, gospodine. You all ready for your run tomorrow?

Ne znam, Mike.

Pulled my groin this morning.

O, ne.

Yeah. Felt so good, I pulled it again.

Ubijam s tim cijeli dan.

Isn't Mike just the cutest,

the way he opens his letters?

O, da. I get all woozy whenever

I see the mail cart coming.

Pa, što je s tobom?

I can't take it anymore.

Mike ovo, Mike to, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike.

To je poput kineskog mučenja Mikea.

Fine, I won't mention Mike again.

Hvala.

Od sada ću ga nazvati Arthur.

As in king Arthur of Camelot.

Oh, to će biti mnogo manje neugodno.

Ohhhhhh.

Kad sam bila djevojčica, to sam sanjala

I was gwenevere and my big pillow was Arthur.

O, da. I used to play the same game.

Osim što je moj jastuk bio

Gwenevere, a ja sam bio sir Humpalot.

Watch it. Arthur mi je svet.

Who is Arthur?

Nikkijev novi dečko.

That is it, suckers. Na odmoru sam.

Hey, Mike. Jeste li čuli kako Nikki ima novog dečka?

Really?

No... no kidding, that's, uh...

To je sjajno, Nikki. I am happy for you.

Hvala.

Što radi?

Yeah. What is he do?

On, uh...

Makes swords.

Ne bih mislio da bi to

više bilo puno poziva.

What with the invention of the gun.

Hej, znaš što?

Why do not we have dinner together?

Što kažete na sutra navečer?

Can you make reservations for us at the landmark?

Naravno, Mike.

Get ya a nice, round table.

Carter, Janelle. My peeps.

Kako nas je nazvao?

I just wanted to tell you guys

how much I love it up in Harlem.

Jednostavno nisam htio to reći oko... njih.

Tko su oni, Paul?

You know...

Bijeli ljudi.

Ohhhh. Ih.

Hej, Janelle. You know you and Paul

only live a few blocks from each other.

Vas dvoje trebate raditi zajedno.

You know, it is true.

Mislim, mogli bismo objesiti, znate, u haubici.

In fact, maybe we could share cabs to work.

O, da. Maybe now I can actually get one.

Kažem vam, volim to gore.

I mean, you have the restaurants and the shops...

I glazba. Well, I've always loved the black music.

Paul, prije 2 tjedna, mislili ste da

je Puffy Combs žitarica za doručak.

Well, that was then, girlfriend.

Jutro, momci.

Morning.

James?

Dugujem vam 10 dolara, zar ne?

This is gonna be heaven.

Cijeli tjedan bez šefa.

Hey, good morning, everybody.

Dobrodošli na prvi dan od mog odmora.

Mike, the Nigerian delegation is here with the torch.

Ah... ah... ah. I am on vacation.

Pobrinut ću se za to.

I can't believe they'd let

a live flame into city hall.

Mislim, osim Cartera.

This is just sad.

Mislite na tugu na nekakav cool način, zar ne?

No. Sad in a star trek convention kind of way.

(Oponašajući kapetana Kirka) Mike. You need to explore new worlds.

Istražiti nova iskustva.

To boldly go away from the office for at least...

Jednog dana.

Taj dojam možete napraviti

tako dobro, a ja sam tužan.

Wakim is the speed walking champion of our country.

FI FUN MAJOR YIN NI JE NKAN NLA, GBOGBO ARALU.

I got "fun mayor."

Kaže da je predstavljanje gradonačelnika

olimpijskom baklji velika čast za njega

and his entire village.

Znate, smatram se prilično šetačem.

I could blow the doors off this guy.

Sada ćemo ući u rotundu, koju je sagradio

gradonačelnik Fiorello La Guardia 1941. godine.

This way. Hajde, ljudi. We are walking here.

Idemo. We are walking.

Hodanje?

Mike, parametri unutar kojih ste se definirali

are all work-oriented, leaving little or no opportunity

da rastete kroz normalnu društvenu interakciju.

English, please.

Dobiti život.

Well, we are a little testy today, aren't we, doc?

Imate problema kod kuće s gospođom Shrink?

(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY)

Gledaj, Mike, zašto ne pokušavamo

malo riječi udruga, u redu?

Corral.

Žao mi je, mislio sam da smo započeli.

Look, I do not think you can decipher

Složeno ljudsko ponašanje igrajući se malo...

home. Work.

Damn.

Zabava. Ured.

Ured.

Što? Jesu li nazvali?

And you honestly do not think you

have an abnormal attachment to your job?

Ne, nemam.

Why do you have a picture of city hall on your wall?

Je li netko vidio polugolog čovjeka

speed walk through here with a torch?

Ne danas.

Mike's gonna kill me.

Čekaj ovdje. I will be right back.

Carter.

We've got to do something.

Paul je izvan kontrole.

Janelle, Paul is just trying to

assimilate into his new community.

Zar ne mislite da malo pretjerate?

Hey, everybody.

Hej, gotovo sam kupio taj šešir.

Boy, wouldn't that have been embarrassing, huh?

Pogodite što sam dobio na ručku.

Upholstered?

Janelle, Claudia i ja dobili smo dodatne

ulaznice za ovu subotu navečer Def Comedy Jam.

We are gonna be front row.

Dovoljno blizu da stripovi mogu razgovarati s nama.

Oh. I have got an ad on the Internet,

Obavljam pozive.

How hard is it to find a single,

Atraktivan, Arthur za izradu mačeva?

I got one.

Radi u modi, voli operu, a svakog petka

navečer ide plesati sa svojim prijateljima.

He sounds gay.

Znam. I said I got one.

Hajde. Let us take you to lunch.

Carterova poslastica.

No, I gotta stay here.

U redu.

Ovo je beznadno.

(TRUMPETS PLAY)

Bok, ja sam Arthur.

Ok, Mike, I am afraid our time is up.

Mislim da smo danas postigli puno napretka.

I hope you're feeling better.

Ok, idi, učiniti nešto zabavno.

You are right, doc.

Danas više ne krećem u ured.

Nope, no work.

(Navijanje)

They are not making this easy for me.

U redu. Imamo sat vremena da nađemo Torch Man.

What would Mike do in this situation?

Mikrofon?

Ne, ne, ne. I am not even here.

Pomislite, momci. Where should we look?

Prva riječ.

Sounds like...

Shmembassy.

Police chief carney's on one.

Što mu kažemo?

Well, tell him if he ever grabs my ass again,

Zovem njegovu ženu.

All right, I am coming in.

Ah-ah.

I am gonna tell him to put out an all-points bulletin.

Ne!

Bok, načelnik. Yeah, it is Mike.

Slušajte, želimo ostati na ovome, na ovome,

so just tell your patrolmen to

keep their eyes open, all right?

Što nosi?

He is carrying a torch.

U redu, sjajno.

Stuart, James, find out where

the tour bus lets off, all right?

Stacy, uzmi mi nigerijski

konzulat telefonom.

Lijep odmor.

Yeah, I'm enjoying myself.

Mike, sjediš u kutiji.

This is weird. Imate problema.

Well, my... my feet have not touched that floor.

Jesi li u pravu, znate.

I do not have a problem.

Nisam lud.

And I can make that jump.

Paul, gradonačelnik želi da zakažete konferenciju

za novinare nakon njegovog trčanja baklje.

Word up.

Carter.

If it doesn't stop,

Pobijedit ću ovog čovjeka.

Paul, I know you probably do not realize it,

but what you're actually doing is playing into

Svaki ofenzivni etnički stereotip u knjizi.

Just keepin' it real, yo.

Janelle, pobijedila je ovog čovjeka.

Paul, you are not black.

Nema više Dashikisa,

nema više uličnog linga,

and please, please, stop

talking like you're Barry white.

(Pri niskom glasu) Oh, hajde, dušo.

Next time we do that, I am wearing a saddle.

Whoa! Total deja vu.

U redu. Kupio sam nam nekoliko sati s nigerijskim delegatima.

They are in my office watching reruns of thirtysomething.

Hvala Bogu na životu.

We are scouring the city for this guy, sir.

Pa, čim ga nađete, javite mi.

I can be ready at a moment's notice.

Provjerite četverokutne.

Uh, Mike, turistički autobus

pušta se na pristaništu broda Circle.

Ok, great, I am going down there.

Tko dolazi sa mnom?

I will take bishop tutu.

Pa, nije ispod palube.

He is not at the stern.

Mislila sam da sam tamo vidjela baklja, ali

samo su neka djeca pokušavala zapaliti golub.

What?

Yeah. The thing is, though, it

must happen more than we think,

Jer su drugi golubovi točno znali kako ga izbaciti.

Oh, thank God.

Znate što? He is not here.

Pa kažem da se prije silazimo s ovog broda...

It leaves the dock.

2 1/2 sata.

Now what?

Pa, bit ćemo na ovoj kadi već neko vrijeme,

pa kažem da je maksimalno iskoristimo.

I am the deputy mayor of the world!

Tako da zapravo ne pravim mačeve sam po sebi.

I restore them for museums and galleries.

Jesu li tvoje oči zaista tako plave?

Colored contacts.

Nije me briga. I like them.

Kad vaš šef dođe večeras,

I am your new boyfriend. To sam srušio.

But tell me a little bit about me.

Jesam li u tebe?

My friends think you are obsessed.

Hej, neka razgovara.

You know, I should probably tell you,

Nekako sam te pretvorio u fantasy momka.

Znate, rekao sam da vam se sviđa glazba.

I have season tickets to the met.

Rekao je da ste na otvorenom. Mountain biker.

Također sam rekao da imate nevjerojatan smisao za humor.

So how many dates have we been on?

Oh, hrpa. You know, we are not touchy-feely,

Ali vjerojatno se držimo za ruke.

Or, uh, if you had a strand of hair in your face,

Mogao bih ga gurnuti iza vašeg uha?

That would work.

I kladim se ponekad,

iako postoje ljudi,

I can't help giving you a little kiss.

Ako si ne možete pomoći, ne možete si pomoći.

Well, this is gonna be really...

(Ponovno zvukovi)

Is he down there, Paul?

Ne vidim ga, Mike.

Poor guy, he is out there, he is alone.

Mora se uplašiti.

I, too, walk the earth alone.

Paul, ti si veliki bijelac u Dashikiju.

You are lucky you walk the earth at all.

U redu, lako se

I am down. Prestani udarati.

Where could he go, though, you know?

Neznanac je u neobičnoj zemlji,

jedan je od zgužvanih masa.

He is poor, tired, he's hungry.

Mike: Paul, vidiš li 2 baklje tamo?

This flame was lit atop mount Olympus

and then run halfway around the world,

A sada je moja odgovornost daljnje

putovanje, putovanje u povijest.

History in this case being a brisk walk down the

block where you'll hand it to Jason brodowski,

11-godišnji prvak u jedenju pite iz Far Rockawaya.

Well, here I go.

Čuvar plamena koji nikad ne umire.

Wakim...

Učinimo to.

Ah, screw it.

Stacy, uzmi Nikki na telefon.

Tell her I can't meet her and Arthur for dinner tonight.

Što?

Mike, ti si, uh...

working? Da, znam. I love it.

Tata je dom, dečki.

This is hopeless.

Dopustite mi da ga pustim.

No, no. Slušajte čovjeka, Stacy. There's no...

Mike, ti si Arthur.

What?

You are so busy with work,

you're too stupid to notice.

Tko je čovjek?

I am Arthur.

Oh, sjajno.

I was gonna change my name to Mohammed.

Hej, Nikki.

Hey, Mike.

Slušaj, moram te reći, ja sam, uh...

Really happy about this whole Arthur thing.

Znate, on je ovdje.

What?

Oh.

Guess "he" is.

Ne želim ovo zeznuti. I really like this guy.

Pa, Nikki, možda ti se i ti sviđa.

I mean, maybe Arthur has

been in therapy for a while,

I počinje vidjeti

što je zaista važno.

Arthur doesn't seem like the kind of guy

kome bi trebala terapija.

Nikki, look, Arthur may look perfect on the outside, but...

Ima puno problema.

You know, I was on a boat today,

and the thought occurred to me

Da biste vi i Arthur mogli uživati ​​u malom krstarenju vikendom.

That is sweet.

Hvala. Hvala, prijatelju.

I am Arthur.

Oprostite? Što?

Onda, uh...

Then who am I?

Ovo krstarenje ide na Bahame.

That is really generous, man. Hvala.

Hej, Arthur.

What is an $800 cruise for a complete stranger?

Bon Voyage.

Thanks, Mike.

Mora raditi.

I just wanna say I am sorry for the way I have been acting.

To je samo, htio sam pripadati, znate?

I understand, Paul, but the only

way to do that is to stop trying so hard.

Budite sami.

I promise.

Opet sam ja.

You can start by taking off the hat.

Uh-uh.

MAN: Sit, ubu, sit. Dobar pas.

(BARKING)

Moo.