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Is it true the mayor is running for the senate?

Izvrsno pitanje...

very topical... Very challenging. .

Before I answer, let me

just take a drink of water. .

As to whether the mayor will be making any

announcements, the answer is "no comment." .

Mr. Flaherty!

Mislim da je Mike "ne". .

"Komentar." .

Not "no comment." Jednostavno "Ne". .

"Komentar." .

Okay, next question. .

Do you think the fact that miss

Moore and you hate each other

Hoće li povrijediti gradonačelnikovu kampanju? .

Ok, dobro, to je izvrsno pitanje. .

Vrlo je izazovno....

It is very, very topical.

"S feudom

"between miss Moore and Mr. Flaherty raging,

"Pitanje je, hoće li

u gradu biti mira..."

"hall." .

Što vas dvoje morate reći za sebe? .

Pa, gospodine, ne znam odakle ih dobivaju,

jer, uh, samo se međusobno brinemo. .

Točno, zadirkivanje... kao kad kažem,

"hey, Mike, your playgroup called. .

Bazen zabava je uključena. Do not forget your floaties." .

O-ili poput kad kažem, uh,

"Hej, Caitlin, vani postaje mračno.

"Shouldn't you be in the woods,

terrorizing student filmmakers?" .

Or when I walk in on my cleaning lady buck naked. .

So, next item...

Odabir lokacije za vašu službenu najavu.

I am thinking statue of liberty, me at your side,

Caitlin se vratio u ured, pušeći balone. .

Vidite, razmišljao sam uz

seosku kuću, mene, mene,

Mike back at the office blowing up his date. .

All right, all right, that is enough bickering! .

You know, what you two need is couples counseling. .

It worked wonders for me and my wife. .

Sir, she slept with your brother

and, uh, tried to poison you.

Stuart! .

Evo višejezičnog znaka "Kick

Me" koji mi je stavio na leđa.

Luigi, chao lin, and running

bear all got their kicks in.

Muka mi je od vaših praktičnih šala.

Paul... You are right. .

No more. .

Good. .

Pa...

One more.

Opet te dobio, Paul. .

Oh, uh, James, mogu li vratiti tu olovku? .

Naravno.

Stuart, to je osmi i posljednji put da padnem na to!

James, you have something on your face. .

Here? .

Uh, druga strana. .

Eto ti. .

Hvala, prijatelju. .

Znate što, James? .

Trebali bismo se udružiti, udružiti snage,

pobijediti Stuarta u vlastitoj igri. .

S našom kombiniranom mozgom, on nas ne može pobijediti! .

Ti sa mnom, prijatelju? .

Da! .

We are stuck, aren't we? .

Oh, yeah.

Mikrofon...

Mike, o čemu se radi? .

Otkad sam vino i ručam milijunašima za donacije? .

Prirodni ste za posao. .

Y-y-ti ste urbani, sofisticirani, duhoviti. .

Crni je, zar ne? .

Malo. .

Crni milijunaš... Broji me u! .

I ja! .

Hej, od mog crnog milijunaša! .

Zove se Nick Mitchell.

Mike wants him to donate computers to city schools. .

"Janelle Mitchell."

Ne mogu ga upoznati...

And marry him. .

Can't wait till he leaves you for his trophy wife. .

All we pretend to get along in front of this

therapist, and the mayor will get off our backs. .

Okay. But I do not know much about therapy. Jeste li? .

Zašto bih znao nešto o terapiji? .

Hej, Mike. Good to see you again. .

So... The mayor says the two of you

are having trouble working together. .

Yeah, well, see, this is ridiculous.

Mislim, samo jutros,

Uh, Caitlin mi je govorio da jesam. .

Da, Mike, išao sam i dalje. .

Pa, dobro smo ići. .

Uh, prije nego što krenete, pokušajmo malo vježbati.

I call it "the safe box." .

Well, is there a phone in the safe box? .

First, let me show you how it works.

Sada sam u sigurnom okviru.

I am now doing an exercise called "keeping a straight face."

Mike....

When you are in the safe box, no one's allowed to

attack you, so you can say exactly what you feel. .

For instance...

Mike, when you belittle my

therapeutic techniques, it hurts. .

I-I-I-I... can I give it a...

Da, volio bih da hoćeš. .

Samo, uh...

there we go. .

"Boo-hoo-hoo!

Ja sam hrom terapeut! ".

"A mean patient is belittling my techniques and my box!" .

"They didn't prepare me for this at fake-doctor school!" .

You are right... the box rocks. .

The only reason I got into this

was because I love technology. .

Suddenly, I am sitting on millions. .

But you know what I realized? .

That it is all meaningless

without someone to share it with? .

No...

that people find my jokes a lot funnier now. .

Oh! Oh! .

To je dobro! .

To je stvarno...

Znate što želim znati o tehnologiji? .

Jeste li slobodni? .

Uh, također sam fasciniran tehnologijom. .

Dakle, jesi li? .

Zapravo, moj partner i ja nedavno smo ga nazvali. .

Ali što je s tobom, Carter? .

Sigurno se trebate uzeti. .

I tamo je. .

Ne, ne, nisam uzet. .

Želite li mi se pridružiti za dim u šanku? .

Hmm? .

Naravno. .

Excuse us. .

I do not want to brag... .

Ali mislim da pobjeđujem. .

Hej, Stuart! Come here! .

Check out my office! Stvarno je cool! .

Dođi! Check it out! .

Sure. .

Oh, dečko, ovo će biti sjajno! .

Ti i ja, partner... ravno na vrh! .

A-a-nd Break! A-a-nd break! .

What is so cool in here? .

Check out the desk chair. .

Yeah, Stuart, check out the desk chair. .

Wow! .

Very comfortable. .

Thanks, guys.

Ne shvaćam.

Meep meep! .

Buh-luh-luh-luh-luh-luh! .

Morning, sir. .

Uh, Caitlin, Michael.

Razgovarao sam s Tomom. .

Misli da se sukob u

vašoj vezi vrti oko mene! .

That is ridiculous! .

Yeah! .

Je li moguće da imate neki unutarnji

nemir na koje se njih dvoje uzimaju? .

Otkako se pojavila ova stvar Senata,

I have had trouble sleeping. .

Maybe you are anxious about a decision. .

Are you saying I do not want to run? .

Whoa, whoa, whoa! .

Easy there, "quack in the box"! .

Of course he wants to run! .

That is why he works so hard and never

has a chance to meet the right guy! .

Just last night... I had this dream that I was

walking down the street of Washington, d.c.,

A zgrada Kapitola izašla je s

neba i razbila me iznova i iznova! .

Netko želi biti senator! .

Možda postoji drugi način da se to protumači. .

Možda ne želim biti senator. .

Dobro. Idi tamo. Explore. .

Ne, ne... Ostani ovdje. Stare at the floor. .

That is it!

Nikad nisam htio biti senator.

I am out of the race!

Htio bih predstaviti vas s tehnikom .. .

I call "the ass-whuppin' box"!

Oh, hej, to je dobro, gospodine. .

Očistite glavu s malo prakse. .

Moje stavljanje je u redu, Mike. .

Fore! .

AAH! .

Želite probati jedan? .

Uh, ne, gospodine. .

A-nakon ručka, u kafeteriji imam snimanje skeniranja. .

Otkako sam se odlučio odreći ovog

senata, to je poput ove velike težine

has been lifted off of my shoulders.

Naučit ću slikati, posaditi vrt...

Listen to the great books. .

B-but, sir... .

W-što je s vašim cjeloživotnim san da me odvede u Washington? .

Morate to učiniti, gospodine. .

Daj mi jedan dobar razlog, Mike. .

Znate što? I will give you 5,000. .

The campaign buttons came. Y--želite ga vidjeti? .

Jedini gumb do kojeg me sada brine, Mike, je onaj

s oznakom "Play" koja započinje dobru knjigu. .

Barem razmislite o tome. .

Ne treba! My mind's made up! .

In fact, I am gonna go out and tell the first reporter

I see that Randall Winston is out of the Senate Race! .

You know what? Ja ću reći novinaru. .

Ostanite ovdje i vježbate svoje, uh... D-vožnju. .

Kasnim? .

Ne. .

Ruka od čvrstog zlata nalazi se na dijamantnom 9.

Wow! Odakle ti to?!

Nick bought it for me... .

Kao mimoran dana, kupio mi je ovo odijelo. .

Hej, Carter, izgledaš kao da si spavao s milijun dolara. .

Dakle, Carter, kako je tvoj tata šećera? .

Oprostite... on je nije tata šećera! .

On je bogat, stariji muškarac koji me

izvodi na sastanke i kupuje mi stvari. .

Očito, vi ste jedini za koje

kupuje stvari, jer, prema ovome,

he is never given a cent to charity. .

Huh! .

Oh, my God! .

How could I fall for someone who doesn't do charity work? .

Wouldn't bother me.

Stuart, Dating vi ste dobrotvorni rad. .

Jeez, ne znam, momci. .

Da mi je Stuart dao lica, bio bih sumnjičav. .

Što predlažete da radimo u vezi s tim? .

Idite na igru ​​Knicks. .

Pa, Mike, to je to. .

"Zbogom" uvijek zvuči tako

konačno, pa... zbogom. .

Što radiš?! Y-you can't quit!

Mike, čuo si čovjeka... Ne želi biti senator. .

Mislite da je želio biti gradonačelnik? .

Još uvijek misli da je u programu zaštite svjedoka. .

Moramo ga vratiti u utrku. .

Ne možemo ni naručiti pizzu bez borbe. .

Bez mesa, bez sira, bez sama nije pizza... to je kruh. .

Vidite što mislim? .

Reći vam što...

why do not we, uh, try this, uh, "safe box" thing? .

Oh, čak i Nisi li idiot

to buy into that psychobabble.

Caitlin, kad razgovaraš sa mnom...

I-it frustrates me, and it erodes my confidence. .

Oh, my God! .

You are in the box right now, aren't you? .

Come in. .

Pridružite mi se. .

Ne.

Ne mogu sam promijeniti um gradonačelnika!

I need you! .

What did you say? .

The door was open. Čuo si me. .

Fino. .

W-w-watch your head. .

Okay, I am in. .

Što sad? .

Pa, uh...

Y-you know, my parents will not be home till 10:00.

Nick... samo sam bio znatiželjan...

what are some of your favorite charities? .

Oh, I do not believe in charity.

Carter....

If you give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. .

If you teach a man to fish, you feed him for a lifetime. .

That is the most self-serving argument I ever heard!

Carter, ovo sam ja.

I can't just change. .

Then, uh...

Žao mi je, Nick. .

Koliko god mi se sviđao, moji principi

neće mi dopustiti da te ponovno vidim. .

Oh.

Pretpostavljam da bih vam mogao

promijeniti mišljenje s ovim? .

No. You can't. .

But thank you. .

Excuse me, sir, you got a minute? .

Let me just finish this chapter. .

Ahh. .

Sjajno! .

Gospodine, svatko tko kaže

"the hunt for red October" can't be improved upon

hasn't heard, uh... Rosie Perez... Read it. .

Hey, you will never guess who we ran into in the lobby...

Alfonse d'Amato! .

Hej, veliki al!

Randy, how you doing? .

We asked Al to tell you how much fun he had being a senator.

Mislila sam da želiš da mu kažem koliko

sam zabavna jer sam prestao biti senator.

I play poker all the time,

Sretnija sam nego ikad, ja sam bogatiji nego ikad. .

Fantastično je! .

Reci mi da se senator nije čak ni bolje. .

Pa, bilo je drugačije. .

Kad mi ljudi maše, koriste svih pet prstiju. .

Ok, Al, dopustit ćemo vam da se vratite na svoju poker igru. .

Pa, želio bih vam reći...

the one thing that kept me going was the outside

chance that I might make a tiny difference. .

Sorry you had to hear that, sir. .

You know, Mike, I'd like to make a tiny difference! .

Y-you would? .

Yeah. It is something I have just been mulling over. .

T-tiny difference... .

I-I-sviđa mi se! That is good! .

Go there! Istražiti! .

To je to! I am back in the race! .

Jeez, Stuart, what happened to you? .

Remember that woman I was seeing...

Onaj udana za izbacivač? .

Sinoć, kad sam otišao kući, čekao me.

I have no idea how he found out.

Želite li znati kako je saznao?

We told him! .

Gotcha! .

That is not a practical joke, you idiots!

Stvarno sam povrijeđena! I may have a concussion! .

Yes! Score! .

I to nije sve! .

Nazvali smo i tvoju majku! .

Rekli ste mojoj majci da spavam s oženjenom ženom?! .

Rekli smo joj da ste ÷ mrtvi! .

You guys are crazy!

Moram ići vidjeti majku! .

Mi vladamo!

Hey! Dolje, dečko! I do not have any drugs on me! .

That is what you think!

Carter. There you are. .

Oh, Nick.

Mislim da biste se trebali pretvarati da

sam društveni problem i zanemariti me. .

Pa, ne mogu te ignorirati, Carter. .

Zato prvo jutros...

I donated $50 million to charity. .

You gave away all your money for me?! .

No, I gave away $50 million. .

That means a lot to me. .

Can I have a car? .

So, Mr. mayor, just to review...

Najavu ćete dati sami, a

zatim ćete ovdje voditi tisak,

where you will join Mike and I for a reception with cake. .

Oh, before I go out there,

Htio bih razriješiti važno pitanje...

devil's-food, sir... with strawberry filling. .

No, I was going to ask you about my gun-control policy. .

Just kidding. Ukusno!

Mike!

I am going to need a few sick days.

Upravo sam sišao sa slučajem...

I am going to Paris with Nick! .

Congratulations. .

Guess it is just the week for unlikely couples. .

What is that supposed to mean? .

Please... like somebody and somebod y didn't

go to great lengths to stay near each other. .

Oh, well... au revoir! .

Well... .

To je najsmješnija stvar koju sam čuo. .

I ušao sam u Paul pjevajući

"do not cry for me, Argentina." .

All I care about is keeping the mayor in the Senate Race. .

Working with you is like an occupational hazard. .

If it's an occupational hazard, why

don't you stop riding my coattails? .

Oh, I am riding your coattails, .

Gospodine "Ne odlazi! Trebam te!"

I was in the box! .

To je samo nepravedno. .

Znate, takav si...

ooh! Ne mogu me vrijeđati! I am in the box! .

You are coming out of the box right now!

koji skladno rade zajedno

in pursuit of an almost-sacred goal... .

Hej, rastrgao si mi košulju! .

Čekaj, pričekaj, pričekaj, Mike! .

Ovo je veliki dan gradonačelnika! We'll ruin everything! .

All right. You are right. .

You are right. Ja samo, uh...

I lost my head for a second. .

Hyah! .

Oh, my God! .

Oh, my God, what have I done?! .

It is okay. .

It is all right. .

We just lost control.

Naučit ću te nešto o razredu...

About dignity. .

Oh, who am I kidding? .

Now I'd like you all to meet the brains

behind my campaign and have some cake. .

Hi.

Mike Flaherty.

Caitlin Moore. .

Dakle...

Doritos. .

Oh, yeah. Imam sve.

I have got stacks of snacks.

Hrpe grickalica!

That is really...

Nešto sam se uvijek pitao u

vezi s prodajnom industrijom...

are you single? .

Yes. .

Hej, Bruce! .

I tamo je! .

Tamo što je? .

Sjednite, Ubu, sjednite. Good dog.