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Aha! A long-nippled fox!
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Look at the nipples on this rare beauty!
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You're gonna look great
mounted on my wall.
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Mr. Pickles!
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Okay.
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"You sure did a good job killing me."
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Thank you." You're welcome.
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S02E07
My Dear Boy
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Please...
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No.
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Please!
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- N-O.
- Please!
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Guess what I'm making
for dinner tonight.
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Meatloaf again!
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- Meatloaf? My favorite!
- Please!
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Ohh, Steve was throwing
rocks at my window all night.
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Who? Oh, down boy.
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- Mr. Pickles' man-pet?
- No, Mr. Pickles.
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Lives under the doghouse?
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You know, Steve...
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Please?!
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No!
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You can't have a BB gun.
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It's too much responsibility.
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Fine. Come on, Mr. Pickles.
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Oh...
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Aw, if I had a BB gun,
I could shoot all kinds of things.
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Ow! Huh?
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Hey, oh! Tommy and Mr. Pickles!
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Who are you?
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You don't remember me? Seriously?
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I used to be a Mafia hit man.
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The witness protection
turned me into a bigfoot.
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- You caught me having sex with a deer.
- Oh, yeah!
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I stole your mother's cherry pie.
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Oh, I remember now!
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Bye!
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- Tommy, hold on.
- Okay.
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I'd like to introduce
you to my deer-wife.
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And my deer-boy.
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Deerboy! That's me!
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Hey, yo, hey, yo, hey, yo, hey, yo,
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hey, yo, hey, yo, hey, yo, hey, yo...
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So, Tommy, would you mind
looking after him for a bit?
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The missus and I could
use some alone time.
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Maybe that could teach
me about responsiblit...
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thanks, Tommy.
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So, what do you wanna do, Tommy?
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Hey, I know... Can you tell me
what my butthole looks like?
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I ain't never seen it.
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And there it was...
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the most beautiful creature I ever seen.
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Then I shot It in the face!
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Today I bagged
a long-nippled fox,
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an albino "trhino,"
and I ran over that buck on my way in.
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Let me know when you got
something worth bragging about.
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Good morning, fellas.
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Huh.
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Hello. I'd like to purchase this BB gun.
It's a surprise...
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Whoa. First you gonna has to fill out
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- some paperworks.
- Paperworks?
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You could be buying it
to shoot the president's eye out!
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What?
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So I'ms gonna need you to
take a lie detector test.
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Lie detector test?!
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That's right.
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Hey, yo, hey, yo, hey,
yo, hey, yo, hey, yo...
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Hey, yo,
maybe we shouldn't walk too far.
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- Your dad says you're my responsi...
- Hey, yo, look!
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- Huh?
- Let's go inside.
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- No, Deerboy!
- La-la-la-la!
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Oh, no!
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Hey, yo,
look at all this cool stuff in here!
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No, Deerboy!
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No, stop that right now!
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Hey, look at all these other animals!
How you doing?
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- No! No!
- Hey! Jacuzzi water!
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Num-num-num! Oh, this is good, Tommy!
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- No, Deerboy!
- Oh, hey!
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What's this do? Wow!
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How do I get him to do what I say?
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The hell are you barking about, d...
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Got to go. See ya. Hey, yo!
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Hey! Oh!
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Trespassers!
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Hey! Oh...
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Aah! Steve!
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Aah!
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Beverly, I-I trapped Steve!
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Oh, hey!
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Hello, Steve. It's nice to meet you.
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Stop that. Get back here, Steve!
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You're lucky you're the Goodman's kid,
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or we would've shot ya.
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Now, what you doin' in here, boy?
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You drink any of the Jacuzzi water?
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Shut up, stupid!
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It all started when my dad said
I couldn't have a BB gun, and...
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- He's right!
- He's right!
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You know what "BB" stands for,
don't you?
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- "Big..."
- "Babies."
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- Here.
- Have a man's...
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- gun.
- Cool!
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Now, let's shoot up some beer cans!
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Good idea!
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I meant shoot some empties outside!
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How stupid are you?
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Now, keep her steady!
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And... fire!
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Whoa!
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Whoo-hoo!
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Well, I got to go find
this talking deer, Deerb...
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Talkin' deer?!
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We got to kill it!
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You can't kill Deerboy!
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Why come?
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'Cause... a dead deer can't talk.
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He's right!
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Let's grab some traps,
and we'll catch it alive!
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Wow. We keep saying the sam...
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Shut up, you ding-dong-diddiot!
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Come on, boy.
We got to find Deerboy before they do!
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Ugh. Is this really necessary?
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Is you or is you not,
not, not a terrorists?
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Not?
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Is you an alien from the future
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sent to kill my unborn son's daughter?
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What? No. What do you want from me?
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I just want to know the truth!
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The truth is I'm just a normal guy
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who lives a very happy life!
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Unh-unh.
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I-I... I live a happy life.
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I live a... sad life?
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I live a very sad life.
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- That'll be $7.95.
- Ohh!
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Hello?
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A talking what?
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Deer! That's right, Joe Bob!
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In the woods by our cabin.
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And once we gets it,
we ain't never gonna let it talk to you.
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- Hey!
- Huh?
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I just saw Deerboy!
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- Oh! Whoo-whee!
- Come on!
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We gonna get ourselves a Deerboy!
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No, boy. He went this way.
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Come on!
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I know you're out here, Steve!
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Now, who are you?!
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Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow,
wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
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What are you looking at?!
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Huh?
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Wow, wow, wow! Wow, wow.
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Hey, baby!
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You want to fool around?
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You sound attractive.
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Oh, yeah! Unh!
I think I love y... Aaah!
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There you are!
We got to get out of here!
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Not now, Tommy!
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- Aaah!
- A talkin' deer?!
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- Get him!
- Nooooo!
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Get that talking deer!
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- Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow!
- Huh?!
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So that's what my butthole looks like.
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- Come on!
- Aah!
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So that's what my butthole looks like.
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Waaaah!
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Hey! Get back here, talking deer!
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Slow down! W-Wait for me, guys!
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Take my hand!
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Oh, dang it!
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Beer?
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Of course, stupid!
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Oh! That was close.
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Please, se�or.
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Please no tell anybody
about me talking donkey.
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Bye, Donkeyboy!
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Adios, amigos!
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You sure are hard to take care of.
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Today was the greatest day of my li...
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Aaaaaaaah!
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Wha...? Oh, no!
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Mr. Pickles, go find Deerboy's parents!
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Uh... Steve?
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Hello?
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Huh?
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Beverly, we need to talk.
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I've been living a lie,
and I owe you the truth.
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Something's changed in our relationship.
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And that something is me... eatloaf.
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I can't stand it anymore!
I hate meatloaf!
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Please just make
something else for dinner.
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Don't say anything. I...
Just think about it.
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Tommy, I'm bleeding to death!
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You got to shoot me, Tommy!
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- What?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
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You got to p-p-p-p-put
me out of my m-misery!
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No!
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Look, I-I've led a wonderful life.
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I got to see my butthole!
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But...
you still have your whole life ahead.
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Ah, the good days are all behind me.
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Few years from now,
I'm working at the mall
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selling cellphone covers
or meatballs or something.
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I'm depressed.
Start drinking, smacking my wife around.
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She don't respect me no more, Tommy!
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She takes the kids and
moves in with the beaver.
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The beaver's sucking her
nipples all the time, Tommy.
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One way or another,
I end up with a gun in my mouth!
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You got to shoot me, Tommy!
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N-O!
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Do it! Blow my brains out, Tommy!
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No! You're my responsibility!
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So take care of me! Shoot me, Tommy!
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- No!
- Please!
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- No...
- Please!
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- Uh...
- Pleeeeeeeease!
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Okay. I'll do it.
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Bye, Tommy.
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Bye, Deerboy.
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Huh?
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Oh! You shot it!
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Our talkin' deer!
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Oh, it talks, all right.
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Hah! Eat me, ya dumb drunks.
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It talks!
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We should ho...
honor its wishes.
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In the old days,
I would have sought revenge.
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But now I got my Deerboy to look after.
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Thanks, Papa!
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So long, Tommy.
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- Stay out of trouble, kiddo.
- Bye!
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Hey! Where's my ma deer?
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She... don't feel good. Ever again.
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Good boy!
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Surprise!
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- No thanks, Dad.
- Huh?
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You're right.
Guns are too much responsibility.
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- Ohhh...
- Aha! Where's Steve?
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Dad, enough
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- about your imaginary friend Steve!
- Ohh...
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Well, the deer hunters
dropped off some deer meat,
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- so I made deer-loaf.
- All right!
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- I-I'm glad we had that talk, dear.
- Huh?
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I've had enough deer.
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I'm gonna try and go
look at my butthole.
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- Huh?
- Oh?
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Good night, Papa.
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Good night, my Deerboy.
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And goodbye, my deer wife.
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- A talkin' deer and a bigfoot?
- Huh?
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No, no, no, no! Don't shoot!
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Your heads are gonna look
great mounted on my wall.
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Raaaa...
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Oh!
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Thanks, dog.
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Hey, you mind watching my
Deerboy for a bit?
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Me and my new broad could
use some alone time.
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