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No! No!!
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Come on. Come on. Come on!
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Um, stealing cars is illegal.
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Guess I'll have to put you in jail.
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S02E05
Fish?
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And then I said,
"Stealing cars is illegal."
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And he looked real scared of me.
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Here you go, Mr. BoJenkins.
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Looks good. Real good.
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Hey, I'm just about to... get off.
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Maybe I can help you with that.
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What do you say we go for a... ride?
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You're bad.
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Huh?
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Salutations, stranger.
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You must be new around here.
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New here, huh? Huh?
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Well, Mr. BoJenkins is
the coolest guy in town.
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All the ladies love him.
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- Oh, Sheriff...
- He smells good, too.
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Sheriff. What are you doing?
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I'm getting her interested in you.
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Oh, I'm interested.
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Right.
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- Tell me everything about you.
- Huh?
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Uh... I'm the sheriff.
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Oh, that is so hot!
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Is it hot in here?
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Very hot in here.
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- Sheriff!
- What?
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She was trying to go for your key...
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Uh, what do you say we go somewhere
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a little more private?
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That sounds like a swell idea.
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Hmm. Something ain't right here.
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All right. I'm ready for that ride.
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Keep it percolatin' a little while,
baby.
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- Shweeeee!
- I got to go see my friend Blade,
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get some intel on this sneaky-deaky.
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Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!
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Hyah!
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Afternoon. I'm looking for Blade.
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Lewis!
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I told you,
Grandma, to call me Blade.
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Fish?
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Uh... no, thanks.
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So, here to get your ass
kicked in chess, BoJenkins?
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Not today, Blade.
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I need some intel on a shady lady.
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Follow me into my
intelligence command center.
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- Fish?
- No, thanks.
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Move it, cat.
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First,
I'll need a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a
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description.
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Well, she's brunet with a
tattoo of a rose on her chest,
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about 5'9", 32 double-D.
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One breast's about 1.2 grams
heavier than the other.
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- Lisa Gabagoolie.
- Huh.
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Daughter of missing mafia
boss Jon Gabagoolie,
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who resurfaced this morning
in the Old Town jail.
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So she's using Sheriff to
break her daddy out of jail.
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I got to go warn him!
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Fish?
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Cat...
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get away from my
fi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-sh.
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Well, this is my home.
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We can have some marshmallows,
chips, raw hot dogs, and jelly.
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Or we could go upstairs.
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What for?
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Ohhhhh!
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So you want to eat hot dogs in bed?
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Huh?
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Sheriff? You have a guest?
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Hi, Mama.
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Hi. I'm Sheriff's girlfriend.
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Girlfriend?!
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What do you say we go
somewhere we can have...
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sex?
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- Bye, Mama.
- Whoa!
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Shweeeee!
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Hmm!
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- Hyah! Hyah!
- Hey, Mr. B.
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My twin sister thought we
should make this a threesome.
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All rig...
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Ladies, uh,
hold on just a little bit longer.
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Hyah! Hyah!
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Hmph!
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- Stop, Sheriff!
- What?
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- She's only using you.
- What?
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- He's just jealous.
- What?
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Shut up, bitch!
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Hey, don't tell my bitch to shut up!
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She's only using you to
break her daddy out of jail.
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Assault! Arrest him, Sheriff!
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No, no. I'm serious.
Back off of my girlfriend.
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- Damn it! Listen to me!
- No!
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You made me do this!
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Sheriff, listen to me!
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Yeah, yeah. In you go.
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Just be for tonight.
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Hi!
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Sheriff, don't you lock me in this cell!
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I'll be right back.
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Just got to finish up some paperwork.
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- Daddy!
- What's taking so long with the keys?
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Jon Gabagoolie.
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What are they talking about?
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I saw a talking deer once!
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Yeah, yeah.
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Daddy, where have you been?
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Last year, we finally found out
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the whereabouts of that
rat Vito Pizzareli.
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Turns out the Witness Protection Program
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had turned him into a Bigfoot
and set him free in Old Town.
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But by the time we got here,
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he had befriended some kid and his dog.
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Then that dog killed all the
other bosses with machine guns.
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Then he made me a prisoner
down under his dog house.
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- Then...
- Stop!
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Have you started drinking again?
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Bye-bye.
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Whew!
All done with that paperwork.
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Shall we?
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Sheriff, get me out of here!
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Wish me luck.
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Ohh!
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Whiskey?
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Thanks. I could use one.
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What? Pass me a drink.
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Okay. No!
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- Don't give this scumbag any!
- What?!
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I could have you taken care of
for disrespecting me that way.
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Where I come from,
you would get a special delivery.
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That is where we chop your
face off down to the chin
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so it falls open like a mailbox.
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Then we stick a gun in your
mouth and send you a message.
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Well, where I'm from,
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there's something
called a flip-and-smash.
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Oh, yeah? What's that?
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That's where the sheriff
has sex with your daughter.
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Oh, yeah!
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Yay! We're gonna have sex!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah! Okay! Calm down!
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Wait a minute.
What if you were using me?
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You better prove you're
not by giving me a... kiss?
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O...kay.
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One kiss.
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I'm in love!
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Oh. Oh, okay. All right, all right!
That's enough!
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Num!
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Ah! Look! A bed!
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And a lamp!
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Ohh! And a bubble-top tub!
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Now, give me those clothes,
and I'll be right behind you.
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Okay. Uh...
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You... want me to take your clothes off?
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Uh-huh.
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Sweet! Yay!
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It's so sexy in here.
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I can't wait to rub
our underwear parts together.
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I got 'em, Daddy!
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- Hey, what's that on your face?
- Uh, it's nothing.
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Huh?
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Looks like Sheriff gave
her the old flip-and-smash.
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What?
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Classic Sheriff.
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Oh!
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That's it! I'm gonna kill that sheriff!
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- What? Daddy, no!
- Huh?
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- Uh-oh.
- Oh!
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Daddy, we have to go!
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Wait. Give me your gun.
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What? Why?
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I'm gonna kill that dog first.
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There you are, Mr. Pickles! Mnh?
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Look what I did with the free
hair from the barbershop!
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Mnh?
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Damn! I think I just got Sheriff killed.
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Oh, well.
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But I'm strong. Real strong!
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- I'm powerful!
- So much power!
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These bars ain't nothing!
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You're... You're...
You're bending the bars!
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Ohh!
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New plan.
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Hey! Emergency lube.
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I'll squeeze through the bars.
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Ohh!
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I guess Sheriff is a dead man.
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Fish?
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Blade?!
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I saw you on the security-y-y-y-y-y-y...
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Huh?
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Y-y-y-y-y camera.
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Fish?
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- No, thanks.
- Hi, elephant!
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Get off of me, man!
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Hi.
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- There you are!
- Huh?
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My other twins thought we
should make this a fivesome.
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- Oh, I'll be right back!
- Huh?
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Fish?
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- Daddy, wait!
- I'm gonna kill that damn sheriff!
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Daddy, please!
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Is that you, girlfriend?
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I can't hear very well
over the sensual music.
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- Girlfriend?!
- Daddy, stop!
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So you do have feelings for him.
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No! We should just be careful,
keep things quiet.
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Aha!
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Huh?
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Fish?
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- Huh?
- Huh?
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- Blam!
- Oh!
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- Hyah!
- Unh! Ohh!
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There you are, girlfriend.
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That's okay. True love waits.
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Ohh!
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Hya...
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Hyah!
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You're not the only one familiar
with karate, BoJenkins-san.
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Hyyyy...
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Yahhhh!
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Unh! Unh! Unh!
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♪ Yeah, yeah,
sittin' in the tub ♪
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♪ Waitin'
for my girlfriend so we can make lub ♪
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Ah! W-W... Uh...
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Come on, now! L-Let's talk about this!
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Let's give him the special delivery.
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Mnh-mnh! Drop it!
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Girlfriend! I got soap in my eyes!
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Owey-kazowey! It burns!
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Huh? Huh?
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Damn! They got away!
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- Oh. Yes.
- Oh, my!
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Huh?
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I am enjoying this sex very much.
Oh, Blade!
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- Fish? Oh. Yes.
- Oh, choke me with that fish!
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Don't stop. Right there.
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- Hmmmmm?
- Hmmmmm?
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Whoo! Whoo!
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Ooh!
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You one bad mama, Mama!
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Mama!
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My girlfriend left me
with a broken heart!
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There, there, Sheriff.
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There are plenty of fish in the sea.
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Oh! I never heard that before.
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- ♪ Go to sleep, little Sheriff ♪
- ♪ Sheriff ♪
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♪ Oh, the bird had a baby ♪
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Ah. Finally getting out of this friggin'
town!
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- Aah! Huh?
- Huh?
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It's just a dog, Daddy.
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What are you doing?!
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I'm gonna kill that dog!
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- Aah!
- Ah!
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Now to make sure he's dead.
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Huh?!
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What the he...
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Oh! No!
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No!!
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Daddy, no!
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Don't kill me!
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