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And when the delivery guy came,
I said, "I ordered Thai food,
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but it looks like I'll
be eating Mexican."
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Get it?
He was Mexican, and I'm a cannibal.
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Please, shut up.
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I tried the Atkins diet,
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but there are only so
many people named Atkins.
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Yum, yum, yum, yum.
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Why can't you be
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a nice,
normal serial killer like Ugly Face...
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...Poison...
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- Mm...
- Strangler...
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- or Rape and Kill Ronnie?
- Aw!
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Well, it's rare that I'm like others.
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Uh...
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Wait.
I meant to say, "I like others rare!"
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Aaah!
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Oh, no! Rape and Kill Ronnie!
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Uh...
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Aaaaah!
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Good boy!
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S02E03
Serial Killers
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Your breakfast is read...
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Morning, Goodmans.
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Morning, Sheriff.
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Morning.
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Um, Sheriff?
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Uh, yeah?
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Oh, Mr. Pickles,
just the person I came to see.
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See, I could use his sniffing skills
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for a classified case today.
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You shouldn't take that
evil dog anywher...
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Oh, Dad, stop it.
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What do you say, boy?
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You want to be a K-9 dog?
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Mr. Pickles sure is excited!
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Oh!
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Down, boy!
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Okay, we don't have much time to talk,
so I'll make this quick.
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This morning, four serial killers
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killed their guard and bus driver
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and then discarded these prison
suits and escaped into Old Town.
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Now get a good sniff, boy,
'cause we need to find
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Ugly Face, Poison,
the Strangler, and the Cannibal.
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My copy machine was low on ink,
but this is what they look like.
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Here, put on this K-9 vest.
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First stop, going to see my boy, Carl.
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Carl always knows what's
going down on the street.
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Hey, what's up, Carl?
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You noticed anybody suspicious today?
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- Nope.
- Okay, bye.
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- Oh!
- Huh?
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Somebody stole a pack
of my Wild Berry Gum.
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Oh, that's terrible, Carl!
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Don't you worry.
I'll keep a look out, man.
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Oh,
can I get the key to the V.I.P. lounge?
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Okay.
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Carl's a nut.
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I go pee-pee by myself.
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♪ There goes a robber
with his loot ♪
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♪ Stop right there,
or Sheriff will shoot ♪
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Oh!
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Aaaah!
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Aaaah!
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Oh!
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What happened?
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What was I doing?
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Oh, right.
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Catching a gum thief!
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♪ Done with my pee-pee,
time to catch a gum thief ♪
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Hmm.
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Hmm.
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Mmm.
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Hm.
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Ancient cultures often sacrificed dogs
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to appease the appetites of the gods.
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But if you ask me,
there were far more appetizing
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native dishes available.
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Could I show you around?
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There are some real
feasts for the eyes here.
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Sure.
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After you.
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And later, I'll feast on your eyes.
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Lub-lub-lub-lub-lub-lub.
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Yum, yum, yum, yum.
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Are you coming?
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Coming!
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Next.
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Now, let's see if you've
been chewing any gum.
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Open up.
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Ahhh.
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Stinky! Next.
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And, folks,
please have your mouths open and ready.
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Huh?
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Aaaah!
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Oh!
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Aaaaah!
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What's your name?!
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Ugly Face!
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Your name should be cutey-face!
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Bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla.
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Aaaah!
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Hey, where you going?!
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Cutey Face?!
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Where'd you go?! Aah! Aah! Aah!
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That was really fun.
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Shall we continue this chat over a walk?
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Uh, sure.
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But a word of warning.
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After I'm done with you,
you'll be pooped.
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Num-num-num-num-num-num.
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Pooped.
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Blu-blu-blu-blu-blu. Yum, yum, yum, yum!
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Um-num-num-num-num. Bla-la-la-la-la-la.
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You're pretty funny.
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I'm gonna poop you.
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I'm a gum thief.
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Where do I go?
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I go where the gum thieves
go because I'm a gum thief.
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Oh, pardon me, ma'am.
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Hey, Mr. B.
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Man, somebody stole a pack
of Carl's Wild Berry Gum.
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Hmm.
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Shall we?
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Mm.
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All right, peace out.
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Now where was it?
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Oh, hey, Mr. Pickles.
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I'm trying to think like a piece of gum.
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Where would somebody put
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just a chewed up piece of gum like me?
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Oh! Under a bench!
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We're getting close.
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Make yourself...
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comfortable.
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Whoo-hoo!
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This carriage is da bomb, baby!
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Ow!
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Honey, can I get a drink?
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Ooh!
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Snap.
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How about you turn around,
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and I'll slip into
nothing more comfortable?
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Damn right.
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Gonna get some, boy.
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You gonna get it, all right.
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Uh...
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Hey, where'd you go?
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Old. Old.
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I need some evidence, something fresh.
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Mmm!
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But old.
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Boy, I'm really worn out.
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This way. I must be getting old.
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I think of you as well-seasoned.
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Uh, uh...
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I could just eat you up.
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Bla-bla-bla-bla-bla.
Num-num-num-num-num.
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Oh!
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In fact, I will.
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You're hilarious!
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Say, would you like to come
have dinner with my family?
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Family dinner?
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Bla-bla-bla-bla, yum, yum, yum, yum!
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Num-num-num-num-num, yum, yum, yum.
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Bla-bla-bla-bla. Num-num-num-num-num.
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Yummy, yummy, yummy, yum!
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Sounds good.
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Mmm, spearmint.
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I like spearmint.
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Spearmint is a good kind of gum.
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But it's old, and it's not Wild Berry.
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So...
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Guess I'll have a little more gum!
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Hey! Fresh gum!
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You must be the gum thief!
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Uh-oh!
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Stop right there, gum thief!
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Hey, get back here!
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Huh?
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Move, cop dog!
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Gum thief! Where are you?!
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Whoa!
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You're not a gum thief!
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You're a cannibal!
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What, no! Oh, that's right!
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I was supposed to catch serial killers.
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And, look,
they're all being eaten by the Cannibal.
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But I'm just a gum thief!
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That's what they all say.
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Come on, boy. Stay put, Cannibal.
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Try not to eat yourself, okay?
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Evening, Goodmans.
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Hi, Sheriff. This is Dad's new friend.
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Hello, Sheriff.
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- Oh.
- Hey, stop that!
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How was you day with the sheriff, boy?
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He did pretty good. Give him a pickle.
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But, you know, the thing is,
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there's still a gum thief on the loose.
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Can you imagine somebody
chewing another man's gum?
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I've chewed the gums of many people.
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Oh! Have you ever had Wild Berry?
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I've had a wild Barry
and two subdued Barrys.
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Sheriff,
would you like to stay for dinner?
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Yes.
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Whoa! I'm such a silly spilly.
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Me too. Whoops!
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So, new to town, huh?
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Yes. I've acquired a taste for Old Town.
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So you might stick around?
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Not gonna pack it in soon, huh?
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Uh-huh... huh?
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All right? I'll be honest with you.
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We really had some nice weather today.
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Uh-huh.
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Mmm.
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Whoops! I spilled gravy on me.
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Mmm!
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Here's a crazy thing.
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I went to dust the mantle earlier,
no dust.
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Hmm!
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You haven't touched your food.
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Something spoil your appetite?
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Hardly.
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Mama always said it's rude
to chew with your mouth open.
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Well, I'd love to chew the
fat with her some time.
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I already said "chew."
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Chew did?
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Isn't that just chew bad?
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Oh, this guy's a hoot, huh?
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You better watch your tongue, buddy boy.
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I'd rather use my tongue to
finish eating tonight's meal!
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Huh?!
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Wild Berry Gum!
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Got you!
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You're under arrest, gum thief!
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- Gum thief?
- You're gumming with me.
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And don't make me pull my gum.
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Oh, what's happening?
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Oh, I say, "pull my gum"
because it sounds like gun, you know?
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Yep,
if you think you're gonna eat somebody
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or steal gum in Old Town,
you better think again,
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'cause nothing gets by me.
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Hey! I love this song!
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Huh?!
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Well,
at least I won't be die-ning alone.
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Oh, here you go, doggie.
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- Hi, Will.
- Hi, Dave.
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