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Hi, there!
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Oh, hello!
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Hello, indeed, yes.
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Hello!
Young child, how much for a lemonade?
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I'll just take everything you got!
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Hey!
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You're a midget!
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We prefer to be called little people!
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Oh!
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That thief just stole my purse!
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S02E02
Cops and Robbers
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sync and corrected by ninh
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I think today's gonna
be a walk in the park!
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Not for me, Tommy.
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'Cause me and Mr. Pickles are
gonna go walk in the park.
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- Bye!
- Bye!
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Huh?
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- Shh!
- Steve!
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- Dad?!
- Huh?
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Stop drinking all the milk at night.
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It wasn't me. I bet it was Steve.
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Who?
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You know, Steve,
the guardian of Mr. Pickles' lair.
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- Mis...
- Dad!
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- Oh, sorry.
- Oh.
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Ah.
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Oh, hi.
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What are you guys doing?
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Playing cops and robbers, you idiot!
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Cool! Can I be a robber?
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No!
But you can be an innocent bystander.
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I'll be the hysterical mother!
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Oh, no, my baby!
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I'll be the black guy
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who gets tackled by the
security guard for no reason!
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I'll be the guy that comes
in at the wrong time!
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And I'll be Tommy!
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Drop the money!
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Spread your butt cheeks and cough!
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Are you an innocent bystander, too?
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Yes, just like all you other kids.
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♪ Skippidy-bop ba-doo ♪
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♪ Skippidy-zabbidy
jabbity-zobberty ♪
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Oh, you boys seen this midget?
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Us kids ain't seen nothing!
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And the preferred term is little person.
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Well, I'm off to catch that midget.
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- ♪ Skippidy-bop, skippidy-bop ♪
- Hey, kid, what do you say
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we go play our own game
of cops and robbers?
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Sure, kid.
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Hello, sir.
I'm selling fake windows today, and I...
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Great question.
What are fake windows good for?
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You see, the, um...
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Hello? Oh!
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Goodman! You better start
selling those fake windows!
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But I don't even know
what they're good for.
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I'm starting to wonder
what you're good for.
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Boo-ya!
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Ugh! What am I doing with my life?
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What are you doing with your lunch?
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Take it. I'm gonna take a walk.
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Good. I can feed it to my lunch.
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Oh! Easy, boy.
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So am I the robber now?
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Even better.
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Am I a hysterical mother
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or the black guy that gets
tackled by the security guard?
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Or the guy who comes
in at the wrong time?
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You're the patsy.
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He takes all the blame.
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Oh, boy!
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Now, you just stand there
and don't say nothing.
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Once I get the money,
your job is to stay behind.
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All right, let's do this.
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No, stay here, boy.
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You're the lookout!
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- Next.
- This is a robbery!
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Give me all your money,
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or I'll blow your frickin' head off,
bitch!
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Pew, pew, pew, pew!
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I'm a patsy!
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Oh, what a couple of
adorable little rascals.
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Who wants a lollipop?!
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Oh,
what kind of useless good-for-nothing
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sells fake windows?
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Wait a minute!
You're not useless, Stanley.
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Help! I'm going into labor!
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Oh, uh, well, I-I-I...
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Move! See ya later.
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You saved me!
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A lion!
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Get back here, lion!
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You saved us!
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We are so hungry! You saved us!
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Wow!
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Oh. Looks like you've seen better days,
Mr. Goodman.
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But they got something in there
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that will make you feel real good.
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Something to drink?
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Easy, now! Ooh!
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That's better!
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♪ Hanging up the posters,
putting them on the pole ♪
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♪ Where is that midget,
I don't know ♪
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♪ Skippidy-bop a-doop ♪
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Oh, hey, Mr. Pick...
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What's wrong? Is somebody in trouble?
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Am I in trouble?
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Is Mama mad
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because I ate all the taco
shells in her bed again?
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Oh!
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You just wanted to go for a ride.
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Perfect timing, too.
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That midget's girlfriend is
getting out of prison today.
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Maybe she knows where
that little sucker is.
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You were just supposed to stand there,
stupid,
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while I robbed the bank.
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What's the matter with you?!
You got crap for brains, kid?
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You been drinking
motor oil or something?
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You screwed the whole thing up.
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What are you, a retar...
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I mean,
mentally handicapped or something?
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Which lollipop do you want?
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Ugh! The red one.
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I can't sell fake windows
at my stupid job, sure!
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But I'm telling you,
there's got to be something I can do.
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Can you keep it down?
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Oh! I can't even do that.
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Geez, this guy's drunk.
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He hasn't even ordered a drink yet.
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I can't even decide what to drink!
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Screw it!
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Oh! I'm useless!
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Who put that on?!
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Okay, Mary, now, I know that
your boyfriend is that midget.
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Tell me where he is right now!
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I don't know who you're talking about.
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Okay. Come on, Mr. Pickles.
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♪ Skippidy-bop-op, bop-op ♪
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♪ Rappasha-da, la-la boppity-boo ♪
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Hey, baby. How's my little squirrel?
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I can't wait to climb up your
big tall tree and hide my nuts.
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I see you!
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Do the thing, baby.
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Uh...
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Oh, yeah!
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So did you get the money?
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Listen, babe, while you been locked up,
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I've robbed three liquor stores,
two old ladies,
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eight piggy banks,
and a gumball machine.
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The bank didn't work out, though.
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Well, you better go back,
or mama's tree house is closed!
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I get out today,
and we need more money than that.
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Yeah, but...
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And when you get it,
bury it by the tree where we first met.
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Then meet me at the Old Town Tavern.
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Bury the money, then meet you
at the Old Town Tavern? Why?
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Do what mommy wants,
and little squirrel can get his nuts!
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Get out of here, you flea bag!
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What's the matter, boy?
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Is somebody in trouble?
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Am I in trouble?
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There. Good as new.
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Aw, Dad,
look at this cute picture I found.
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Oh, Tommy. Oh, Steve.
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Steve?! It's Steve in the picture!
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What? Let me get my glasses.
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I got you now, Steve.
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Oh! It's you!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh, careful, it's hot.
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Oh, hey!
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- Dad, not again!
- Oh! It's ruined.
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Goodman residence.
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Mrs. Goodman?
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Just break! I think you might
want to check on your husband.
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I'm useless! I can't do anything!
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Remember, kid, I do the talking,
you do the walking.
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Okay! Whoops... I talked.
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- Oops. Oops.
- Ugh.
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Next.
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This is a robbery!
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This is a robbery!
Put the money in the bag!
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- Oh, no! My baby!
- Nobody move!
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Looks like I came in at the wrong time.
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Oh, man!
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Hey! You're that midget!
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We prefer to be called little people!
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Somebody call the cops!
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I can be a cop!
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I'm gonna get you!
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Get out of my way!
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Hey!
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- Hi, Linda!
- Hi!
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Aah!
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Eh!
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Whoa!
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I'm coming for you!
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Oh!
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This is fun!
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Whoa!
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Hey, watch out, kiddo!
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You little stinker!
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Holy shmoly!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Whoa, whoa!
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Get back here, you little midget!
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I see you!
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Freeze, robber! Drop the money!
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Sure thing, kid.
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I'll drop it nice and slow.
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You saved me!
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- Good boy!
- Oh! He got away!
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But I think I know where he's going.
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Mary, baby,
I buried the money like you said!
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Ha, gotcha! You're under arrest!
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You'll never catch me alive, copper!
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Whoa, oof!
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Well, would you look at that midget.
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He was stopped by this fake window!
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Little person!
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- Stanley, are you okay?
- Never better.
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Turns out selling fake
windows can be pretty useful.
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- Here.
- Oh!
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Well, I'm off to work.
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- Huh?
- That was fun!
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Maybe next time, you can be the patsy.
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Mary stood me up.
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I think I was the pasty all along, kid.
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Now, let's see what that
stupid midget left for me.
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What is it, boy? Is somebody in trouble?
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- Steve!
- Dad!
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Go to sleep!
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Thank you, Steve.
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Here you are, sir. One white Russian.
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Mmm! Yummy, yummy! Milky, milky!
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Where the hell am I?
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One lager, please.
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One lager, coming up.
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Get me out of here, you freaks.
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We prefer to be called prisoners.
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And make that a Bloody Mary.
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What?
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