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Previously on "Mr. Pickles"...
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Mr. Pickles is evil.
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You better have proof,
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or I'm gonna put you in the loony bin.
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I filmed evidence of Mr. Pickles' evil.
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But then he forced me
to dress up in a porno
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with a bunch of sheriff robots.
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Burn in hell, you dumb dog!
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- Ow!
- I thought you were a robot.
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It's off to the loony bin with you.
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But Mr. Pickles!
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Come here, baby.
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No. I'm sick of being the other woman.
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But you're so much more
important to me than Jill.
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I want it to be just us.
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Okay.
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Jill, can you give us a minute?
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Mm-hmm.
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Hey, do hookers take credit?
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Hooker?
I'm a high-class whore, you jerk!
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Hey, get back here, bitch!
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How 'bout I pay you in black eyes!
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No! Aah!
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Thanks a lot, you stupid dog!
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Mr. Pickles!
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S02E01
Mental Asylum
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Sir, space trolls have
the frog queen prisoner
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under their space bridge.
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Sounds like a job for
Astronaut Dolphin Detective.
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Of course secret
societies control the TV!
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The secret
societies control your mind!
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I don't belong here.
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I'm not crazy.
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- Hair?!
- Get away from me.
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Perhaps if I lobotomize you,
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you'd no longer fear this evil dog.
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Aren't lobotomies illegal?
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Never mind that.
Come, you have visitors.
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- Grandpa!
- Hey, everybody.
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I've really missed you, Dad.
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I haven't had anybody to talk to.
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Well, no time to talk.
Got to get to work.
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Good to see you, Grandpa.
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Guess who else misses you, Grandpa.
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- Mr. Pickles!
- Oh, no!
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Well,
he won't be playing with him anymore.
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Grandpa's stuck in here now.
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Oh.
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You're right!
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Guess I'm stuck in here.
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- Oh.
- Visiting time is over.
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Bye!
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But we just got here!
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- Oh.
- I miss Grandpa.
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Hi!
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I think I'm a tomato.
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Great. Just fill out this
voluntary admission form.
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Come on, Tommy.
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Hey, where are you going, Mr. Pickles?
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You can't check yourself in.
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Who would run Old Town?
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Mr. Mayor?!
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I didn't expect to
hear about my proposal
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until the town hall meeting.
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Mr. Mayor?
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Mr. Mayor?
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Mr. Mayor!
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I've been looking everywhere for you.
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Come on. We have much to do.
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There you are, Mr. Mayor. Come on.
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Back off, people.
The mayor is very busy.
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And he'll see you as soon
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as he's not very, very, very, very busy.
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Here are the budgets for parks,
sanitation,
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the fire department, animal control.
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Date this, stamp this, sign here,
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and then it's time for
some last-minute proposals!
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Mr. Mayor?
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There you are, my husband, the mayor.
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Kissy, kissy? Hmm?
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Oh. You dirty dog!
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Oh!
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Come on, girl. You do yours outside.
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Oh. Now, Tommy,
it's sad that Grandpa's gone.
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But you and I can still talk.
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- Oh.
- Okay.
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- I found this new recipe the other day.
- Oh.
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Tommy,
I'd really like somebody to talk to.
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- Beverly.
- Eleanor!
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How are you?
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How do you think I am?
My husband is the mayor.
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Everybody's lining up to give
him their last-minute proposals.
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Oh. Could I give the mayor a proposal
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to get my grandpa out
of the mental asylum?
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My husband, the mayor,
has the power to approve anything.
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Oh, boy!
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I'm gonna go propose to the mayor.
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Oh, Tommy.
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Come, let's talk.
I heard about your father.
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Crazy!
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Hey!
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Hey, hey, hey! Whoo!
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Triple jump! King him, Lou.
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Yeah!
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- Hair?!
- Don't mind if I do!
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Whoo, whoo, whoo! I'm free!
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I'm safe from Mr. Pickles forever!
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Whoo-hoo!
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Hey! The secret societies are using us.
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The TV, that's how they get to us.
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I'm a tomato!
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And I'm a fruit fly!
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Wait!
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Maybe I'm a fruit fly.
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Wait a second. Something's wrong here.
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There. Much better.
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All right,
we have some last-minute proposals!
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Whoa!
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One at a time!
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I propose the legalization
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of illegal trafficking
of illegal machine guns.
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My proposal is to make toenails
the new currency of Old Town.
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I propose a toast!
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Cheers!
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Just look at my husband, the mayor.
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He's such a powerful man.
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I found a flag!
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Well, I propose that you let my grandpa
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out of the mental asylum.
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So, do you like to cook?
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- Ugh! I don't have to cook.
- Oh.
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- Because my husband is the...
- The mayor, right.
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- Yes.
- Moms, I gave the mayor my proposal,
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and I bet he's gonna let Grandpa out.
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But if he acts crazy again,
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he'll just wind up back in there.
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Sir, Astronaut Dolphin Detective
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defeated the space trolls,
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but now he's making
sex to the frog queen.
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Wait! I'm a frog!
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I'm sure of it now!
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- Ribbit! Ribbit!
- This show is a conspiracy!
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And we are live
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as the mayor is en route
to the town hall meeting.
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Cindy Spencer has the story.
Cindy, are you there?
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Sorry about that, Cindy. We are live.
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Wait a second. Is that...
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Whoa! Mr. Pickles is the mayor!
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The mayor will kill everybody!
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We're all in trouble!
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What's going on here?
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Mr. Pickles is the mayor! The mayor...
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- I'm a frog!
- Get off of me!
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You are not a frog! Take them away!
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- I'm a frog! Ribbit, ribbit!
- No!
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Nobody understands what it's like
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to be married to someone so important.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Take your husband, for example.
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He could disappear,
and it wouldn't matter.
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Hey, my husband is...
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Be quiet, everyone,
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and please welcome the mayor!
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Uh, you okay, Mr. Mayor?
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Uh, the mayor is very tired.
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So I will announce his decisions.
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The warden's proposal to
legalize lobotomies is approved!
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Illegal trafficking of
machine guns is now legal.
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- All right!
- What?
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Old Town's currency is now toenails.
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- I'm rich!
- Really?
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Good doing business.
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These decisions are crazy!
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How dare you?!
My husband, the mayor, isn't crazy.
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Linda, fire that machine gun outside,
please.
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Tommy Goodman's request
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to release his grandpa
from the asylum is...
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denied.
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Hey, Mayor, my grandpa's not crazy.
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He just tells funny stories.
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You're crazy for not letting him out.
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My husband, the mayor, is not crazy.
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He ate that fly! That's pretty crazy!
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Stop this!
My husband, the mayor, isn't crazy.
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His voice is kind of crazy.
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For the last and final time, my h...
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Excuse me. I am in the middle of...
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My hus...
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Ugh! What is your problem?
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The mayor is having sex with that dog!
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Huh?!
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Well, I guess that's pretty crazy.
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Take him away, Warden.
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Mom?
What was the mayor doing to that dog?
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You see,
sometimes a man loves a dog very much.
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You're a very lucky woman.
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Hey, where's Mr. Pickles?
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Come along, Mayor.
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- I'm a frog! I'm a frog!
- Shut up!
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You get the honor of
being my first lobotomy.
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What the...
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Oh.
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See?! Mr. Pickles is evil!
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What do you want?!
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Don't ever come back!
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- Grandpa!
- Dad?
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They let you out? But how?
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Mr. Pickles!
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Good boy!
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Oh!
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Oh, hey, hi, Grandpa.
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Huh?
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Uh!
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Whoa!
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Oh, hey, dude. See?
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I'm a frog! Ribbit!
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