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We have the truck, now we have some fun.
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Corn on a stick! Get your corn on a s…
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Popcorn! Get your fresh popcorn!
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Huh? What was that?
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The Avengers?
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That would be us.
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No assembly required.
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Ha! You don't stand a chance against the Frightful Four.
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Uh, pretty sure there's only three of you.
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Uh, let's see. One, two. On--
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Just attack them already!
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Hey, Trapster. Where do you think you're going with my stuff?
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-Knock, knock. -Whoa.
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-You're okay. -Whoa. Thanks, Cap.
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You wanna give up?
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I'm ready to throw down. Are you?
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Nah, we're just distracting you.
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I'm stuck! What'd you do to me, you annoying robot?
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I am not a robot. I am Vision, and you have been phased.
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Yeah, that's not a real saying, Vision.
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And what are you trying to hit me with?
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With glue, bro. That's my thing.
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-Really? -Yes, obviously.
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Now stop moving, bro. It's making it hard to hit you.
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Right. Uh, that's not happening.
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Try these on for size.
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Uh-oh.
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Whoops.
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The truck is out of control. Everyone, off.
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- We got it.
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Hold on!
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You kinda look delicious right now.
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Thor, heads up.
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And just when all looked lost, that's when I saved the day.
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I used my trusty Mjolnir to smash that giant hat
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into a million pieces for all of you to now clean up.
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-You are welcome. -Whoa.
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We apologize for the mess and inconvenience caused.
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-Oh! It's Mr. Vision. - We must be going, Thor.
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Oh, okay. Um…
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…you know, someday I wish I could be an Avenger too.
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Is there, um, like, you know, a way that I could call you
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so we could, like, hang out sometime?
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Ah, well, actually I just lost my raven and, uh,
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need to get a new one.
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But when I do, I will totally send it to you.
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Farewell!
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Wow. The Avengers just talked to me.
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- Dennis!
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Why is that on your head?
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No reason, sir.
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I keep telling you, Dennis, we're Damage Control.
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We're in charge of cleaning up and fixing damage.
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-We're not supposed to make more of it.
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- Where's the new guy?
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Terry! Come give Dennis a hand.
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Yes, absolutely. Of course. Allow me to help.
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Dennis, this is Terry, our new intern.
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Show him around and stay out of trouble while we handle the cleanup.
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You got it, boss.
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And be more careful, or at least try to be more careful.
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Whew. Thanks for the save, Terry.
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So, it's your first day.
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I started off as an intern too.
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But now I'm a fully-fledged member of Damage Control.
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I have the badge to prove it.
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So, how long does it take to get a badge?
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Usually a year.
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Seriously? That's a long time.
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Yeah. Took me a bit longer on account of--
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Well… …I don't know if you noticed or not,
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but I kinda break things a lot.
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Now, you see this?
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This shouldn't be here.
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It's okay. I know where everything goes. I can move it.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, please. No.
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-Dennis, out of the way.
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Hold on. I can fix it.
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This will steady it.
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Dennis, no, don't.
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-Hey, what happened?
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Ah, gross.
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Sorry, everyone.
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All righty, everyone. That's a wrap.
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See you tomorrow.
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You know, it's kind of impressive how you break every single thing you touch.
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I don't know. Maybe you're in the wrong line of work.
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But I love being at Damage Control.
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I-I get to work with the Avengers.
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Well, I mean, sort of work after them, but--
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It's like the closest I'll ever be to being a superhero.
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You are really into the Avengers.
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Yeah. How could you not be?
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They have these amazing superpowers,
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and they use them to help people.
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Anyway, you want to get some popcorn? There's this new place.
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No, I gotta go look for something, but I'm so glad I met you, man.
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See you again soon, Dennis.
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You too, Terry.
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Two hot chocolates, please.
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Whoa. I got it.
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- Be careful with that. -Thanks.
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Another marvelous day in New York City. I just love living here.
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I mean, where else can you see superheroes around every corner?
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Iceman, just the way you like it. Hot cocoa with two marshmallows.
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Oh, my favorite.
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Stay cool, dude. Stay cool.
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-You never know who you might bump into.
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Hey, look where you're going. I'm walking.
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Sorry, I didn't see you.
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Wow, okay. I can't believe I bumped into the Invisible Woman.
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At least I think it was her.
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No parking on Thursdays?
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Vengeance shall be mine.
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As I was saying, I just love living here.
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I mean, where else can you take CrossFit with Frank Castle?
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-Faster, faster! Punish those calories!
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-Don't you dare.
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Hey, Jeff.
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-Ghost-Spider.
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You get your hot dogs here?
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Yeah, yeah. Me too, me too.
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This place has the best ones. I mean, don't you think?
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Okay. See you later.
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Wow. She is a great listener.
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Was someone talking to me?
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Ah, geez. Howard the Duck has jury duty, so he can't make it to the card game.
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Another night of solitaire for ol' Gambit.
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We'll never find someone else to play.
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You need another person for cards?
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Ah. Sorry, kid. Our game's for superheroes only.
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Wow. Game night with Gambit and the Thing. Can you imagine?
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-That has to be the most incredible-- -Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey.
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Are you talking to the audience?
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She-Hulk. Oh, wow. It's so nice to meet you.
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Talking to the audience is my thing.
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Oh, but I thought Deadpool was the one who--
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Nope. Mm-mmm. No, no, no, no, no, no.
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I did it first, and I sued him for stealing my bit.
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Sued him right out of this very special.
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Oh, o-okay. Sorry, I won't do it again.
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Ugh. Don't feel bad. All right, here.
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I've got a couple of these left. These will get you into Avengers Con.
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Tomorrow's Avengers Con?
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But that's been sold out for months.
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I've always wanted to go. Thank you.
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Yeah. Yeah. Calm down. You're welcome.
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But seriously, you monologue one more time,
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I'm gonna come into your house and rip up all your comics.
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Avengers Con. Wow.
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I mean, I don't have any powers, but, man, wouldn't it be awesome
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if I could somehow be an Avenger?
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You could never be a superhero.
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You're too clumsy, Dennis.
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You break everything you touch. You're nothing but trouble.
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Hi, Gloria. How are you this evening?
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Fine till you showed up. What kind of superhero would you be?
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Demolition Man? Well, Mr. Avenger, for your first mission,
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how about you clean up that mess you just made, huh?
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- Nah.
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What about this? No. Hmm?
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Hey, this ain't what it looks like.
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You gonna eat that? Asking for a friend.
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I am Groot!
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Dennis,
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quit talking to raccoons and weeds.
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-I am Groot!
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My cranky neighbor, Gloria.
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Doesn't like me because I'm always making mistakes and breaking things.
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You want, I can blast her.
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I am Groot. I am Groot.
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Nah, she's right. I do break everything.
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Bet the Avengers don't have to deal with stuff like this.
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They probably only do stuff that's awesome.
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I am trying to turn left.
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Which way? Your left or my left?
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Don't confuse me.
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Are you even lifting it?
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-Yes. Are you lifting? -Stop yelling at me.
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Tomorrow sure is gonna be fun.
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Some pretty odd stuff we've accumulated over the years.
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Yes. Our fans do enjoy it when we bring these items out of the vault once a year.
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I don't even remember this one.
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Where'd Thor find this?
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Found it wedged in the armpit of a rather grumpy lava troll on Vanaheim.
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Oh, no.
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-Wait. No, that was something else.
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Ow! My foot.
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Yes.
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Gotta get through one more day of work, then right after, it's Avengers Con.
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Why are we standing around? Come on, come on.
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The sooner we get started, the sooner we--
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Oh, no.
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I'm gonna have to bill you for the damage. What's your name again?
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Moon Knight?
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Yes. Moon Knight. That is who I am.
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And this is my partner, Devil-- Uh, Daredevil.
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That's us. Moon Knight and Daredevil.
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Yeah. Send us the bill.
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Huh. I'd say Daredevil looks bigger in person.
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All right. That's lunch. Take 30.
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This job's taking forever.
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At this rate, I'm gonna have to stay late and miss Avengers Con.
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Oh, you're right. We just need bigger tools.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. They don't let me use the big stuff.
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Come on, Dennis. With that thing, you could get this place cleaned up
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before everyone gets back from lunch.
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I'm not so sure.
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Let me ask you this.
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Do you want to go to Avengers Con or not?
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I can do this.
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Uh-oh. Careful.
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Whew.
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No. No, no, no, no.
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Boss, using the crane, that was my idea.
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No, it's my fault.
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Both of you are gonna stay to clean this up.
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As long as it takes. All night if you have to.
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Now, I'll never get to Avengers Con.
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Oh, come on. That's quitter talk.
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If we work hard, there's nothing we can't do.
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-I don't know, Terry.
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I know. Now, let's broom.
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You know, I was really expecting "let's broom" to be way more motivating.
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We're never gonna get this done. Ow. Ow, ow. Ow!
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You know, there's still a way to get you to Avengers Con.
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Vengeance!
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Are you sure about this, Terry?
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Absolutely sure about this.
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Damage Control HQ has all sorts of high-tech gadgets and gizmos.
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I bet there's something here that'd clean that mess up lickety-split.
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Yeah, I don't think Mr. Ballinger would like this.
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Look, I'd do this myself, but I don't have a Damage Control badge.
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If you let me help you, you can still go to Avengers Con
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and meet your heroes, man.
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But there's no way this is gonna work. I only have a level one badge.
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It's not gonna get us in.
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Level one janitorial clearance.
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Welcome.
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Oh.
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Forty-four, 45, item 46, item 47. Oh, look.
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Here we are. Item 48.
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Terry, what is this?
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This, my friend, is the Regal Practical Duster.
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Discovered by the great Reed Richards somewhere beyond our known universe.
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So powerful that it could consume anything.
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That's not what you want to use to clean up the mess, is it?
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Oh, no. It's way too dangerous, Terry.
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Mmm. Exactly.
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Oh, no.
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-That sounds weird. -What is that?
252
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,166
It says "Galactus"?
253
00:15:36,250 --> 00:15:37,250
Run!
254
00:15:44,833 --> 00:15:47,166
Quick! Come here! Into the lobby!
255
00:15:50,708 --> 00:15:52,500
Hey, man.
256
00:15:52,583 --> 00:15:56,375
Not cool. Not cool.
257
00:15:57,791 --> 00:15:59,291
Okay, class, listen up--
258
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:01,208
-Hey, where you going?
259
00:16:01,291 --> 00:16:04,791
Oh! Oh, no pain, no gain!
260
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,166
- No, no, no, no, no! -I am Groot!
261
00:16:11,250 --> 00:16:14,500
At least it's not another inter-dimensional portal!
262
00:16:16,166 --> 00:16:19,708
Ow! Ugh, stupid fourth wall!
263
00:16:21,750 --> 00:16:23,750
Where is that thing going?
264
00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:26,125
Oh, no.
265
00:16:27,333 --> 00:16:29,583
Oh, I love him. He's my favorite.
266
00:16:29,666 --> 00:16:30,916
Hi, Hulk.
267
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,583
Can I have your autograph?
268
00:16:32,666 --> 00:16:35,375
Can we get a selfie, please? Just one selfie?
269
00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:39,916
Oh, yeah, man!
270
00:16:42,333 --> 00:16:43,916
Thanks, Black Panther.
271
00:16:55,291 --> 00:16:57,083
That is not from around here.
272
00:16:57,166 --> 00:16:59,166
Avengers assemble!
273
00:17:09,333 --> 00:17:11,500
-Vision, let's light it up.
274
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,708
Uh-oh.
275
00:17:31,791 --> 00:17:34,166
Thor! I got you.
276
00:17:38,541 --> 00:17:42,666
Oh, thank goodness. Oh, wait. Oh, no!
277
00:17:43,625 --> 00:17:45,250
This can't be happening!
278
00:17:46,583 --> 00:17:50,000
Vision! Mr. Vision!
279
00:17:50,083 --> 00:17:52,333
I've got you. Just hold on.
280
00:17:52,416 --> 00:17:54,375
We'll be okay as long as we don't lose our--
281
00:17:58,208 --> 00:17:59,291
I'm so sorry.
282
00:17:59,375 --> 00:18:02,625
I am an android. I am fine. You saved me.
283
00:18:02,708 --> 00:18:05,458
Well, you saved 16% of me.
284
00:18:17,125 --> 00:18:20,083
This turned out even better than I could have imagined.
285
00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:22,041
And I've got quite the imagination.
286
00:18:22,125 --> 00:18:23,166
Terry!
287
00:18:23,250 --> 00:18:24,583
Well.
288
00:18:24,666 --> 00:18:29,208
On behalf of Damage Control, you can kiss your internship goodbye.
289
00:18:32,291 --> 00:18:33,416
Oh, Dennis.
290
00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:38,833
I've been trying to get my hands on this for a long, long time, man.
291
00:18:38,916 --> 00:18:43,416
The problem was that the Avengers had it. But now with them out of the way,
292
00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:45,041
it's all mine.
293
00:18:47,541 --> 00:18:49,833
Ugh. Not this.
294
00:18:49,916 --> 00:18:51,166
Behold!
295
00:18:51,250 --> 00:18:55,916
The axe that wields the power to reshape the world.
296
00:19:07,458 --> 00:19:09,416
Terry?
297
00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:11,125
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, my friend.
298
00:19:11,208 --> 00:19:14,625
With this axe, I am no longer a mere Terry.
299
00:19:14,708 --> 00:19:18,791
I am now known as Terrax!
300
00:19:18,875 --> 00:19:21,958
Wait, are you just adding "ax" to the end of your name?
301
00:19:22,041 --> 00:19:23,791
Terry with an axe?
302
00:19:24,375 --> 00:19:28,083
No, that's ridiculous. I would never be Ter--
303
00:19:28,166 --> 00:19:29,166
Shut up!
304
00:19:36,708 --> 00:19:39,958
The axe is mine, and I, Terrax,
305
00:19:40,041 --> 00:19:43,041
have defeated Earth's Mightiest Heroes.
306
00:19:43,125 --> 00:19:46,333
I've defeated the Invincible Iron Man,
307
00:19:46,416 --> 00:19:48,166
the Mighty Thor,
308
00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:49,916
the Incredible Hulk,
309
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:53,291
and the unstoppable Tom Brady.
310
00:19:53,375 --> 00:19:56,333
I was on vacation, and this thing just sucked me up.
311
00:19:56,416 --> 00:19:59,458
Oh, now this planet belongs to me,
312
00:19:59,541 --> 00:20:03,916
but I couldn't have done it without my best pal Dennis.
313
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:07,458
Whoa. Not cool, Dennis. Not cool.
314
00:20:07,541 --> 00:20:09,708
But-- But n-- I didn't mean--
315
00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:11,125
No. It wasn't my--
316
00:20:14,875 --> 00:20:16,625
Thanks again, Dennis.
317
00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:26,666
And now you'll see a world with no Avengers.
318
00:20:26,750 --> 00:20:28,958
Ha, ha, ha.
319
00:20:43,041 --> 00:20:45,083
Well, well, well.
320
00:20:45,166 --> 00:20:46,791
Look what you did now.
321
00:20:46,875 --> 00:20:49,375
I always knew you'd eventually break everything.
322
00:20:58,916 --> 00:21:00,333
This is all my fault.
323
00:21:00,416 --> 00:21:03,833
The Avengers are captured. There's no one left to save the city.
324
00:21:03,916 --> 00:21:05,583
I'm sorry, Mr. Vision.
325
00:21:06,208 --> 00:21:09,458
I didn't mean to pull your head off. I didn't mean to do any of this.
326
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,708
-Hello, Dennis.
327
00:21:16,541 --> 00:21:18,416
Oh, so much to do.
328
00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:23,416
I can build anything I want with this axe.
329
00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:25,500
So first things first.
330
00:21:27,958 --> 00:21:31,375
Just so there's no doubt who rules this world.
331
00:21:34,666 --> 00:21:37,875
Yes, this will do nicely.
332
00:21:40,291 --> 00:21:42,333
Save your strength, big guy.
333
00:21:42,416 --> 00:21:45,458
Yeah, we could be in here for a while.
334
00:21:45,541 --> 00:21:46,541
Go fish.
335
00:21:46,625 --> 00:21:49,916
If Vision's head is out there, he's running on backup battery.
336
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:53,250
He's not gonna have much time left before his system starts to malfunction.
337
00:21:53,333 --> 00:21:57,666
Wherever his head is, let us hope it is in good hands.
338
00:21:57,750 --> 00:21:59,750
Mr. Vision, are you okay?
339
00:21:59,833 --> 00:22:01,333
Please, just call me Vision.
340
00:22:01,416 --> 00:22:03,125
I'm so sorry for what happened.
341
00:22:03,208 --> 00:22:06,958
The Avengers, Terrax, Galactus, you losing your body.
342
00:22:07,041 --> 00:22:10,083
It's all my fault. All of this is my fault.
343
00:22:10,166 --> 00:22:13,666
Now is not the time for self-pity. There is a way we can free the Avengers.
344
00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:15,000
Oh, thank goodness.
345
00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:17,125
I-I was worried you didn't have a plan to fix this.
346
00:22:17,208 --> 00:22:20,791
If I can retrieve a power booster and be reunited with my body,
347
00:22:20,875 --> 00:22:23,583
I should be strong enough to phase and break through Galactus.
348
00:22:23,666 --> 00:22:26,125
That sounds amazing. Terrific.
349
00:22:26,833 --> 00:22:27,833
How do we do that?
350
00:22:27,916 --> 00:22:30,291
First, you must get me to Avengers Tower.
351
00:22:30,375 --> 00:22:31,833
There will be a power booster there.
352
00:22:31,916 --> 00:22:34,875
Okay, Vision. What's the best way to get to Avengers Tower?
353
00:22:34,958 --> 00:22:40,333
Showing directions to shawarma restaurants near you.
354
00:22:40,416 --> 00:22:42,375
Okay, great, so what-what was it? What?
355
00:22:42,458 --> 00:22:43,500
Apologies.
356
00:22:43,583 --> 00:22:45,708
I am losing power and starting to malfunction
357
00:22:45,791 --> 00:22:47,666
due to being separated from my body.
358
00:22:47,750 --> 00:22:50,875
If I'm not made whole soon, I will cease to function.
359
00:22:50,958 --> 00:22:52,791
Okay. Well, don't worry, Mr. Vision--
360
00:22:52,875 --> 00:22:54,875
Vision. I won't let that happen.
361
00:22:54,958 --> 00:22:57,250
We can do this. I can do this.
362
00:22:57,333 --> 00:22:58,333
No, you can't.
363
00:22:58,416 --> 00:23:00,708
Not a good time, Gloria.
364
00:23:03,416 --> 00:23:05,333
If you do not mind me asking, Dennis,
365
00:23:05,416 --> 00:23:06,458
what are you wearing?
366
00:23:06,541 --> 00:23:09,958
It's my superhero costume. I made it to wear to Avengers Con.
367
00:23:10,041 --> 00:23:12,208
I figured now was a good time for it.
368
00:23:16,958 --> 00:23:18,416
Why is Galactus here?
369
00:23:18,500 --> 00:23:19,958
We had better keep moving.
370
00:23:20,041 --> 00:23:23,000
Vision, what's it like being a superhero?
371
00:23:23,083 --> 00:23:24,166
What do you mean?
372
00:23:24,250 --> 00:23:26,000
I've just always wondered 'cause, you know,
373
00:23:26,083 --> 00:23:28,083
I've always wanted to be an Avenger.
374
00:23:28,166 --> 00:23:29,750
But I don't have any powers.
375
00:23:29,833 --> 00:23:32,375
Or anything I'm good at. So…
376
00:23:32,458 --> 00:23:34,333
This conversation will have to wait.
377
00:23:34,416 --> 00:23:35,666
We are here.
378
00:23:38,791 --> 00:23:41,500
I can't believe I'm standing in the Hall of Armor.
379
00:23:41,583 --> 00:23:43,000
Oh, my gosh, is that the Mark I?
380
00:23:43,083 --> 00:23:46,083
And Thor's cape! Are those trick arrows? Ow!
381
00:23:46,166 --> 00:23:47,666
Nope. Real arrows.
382
00:23:47,750 --> 00:23:50,625
No way. One of Cap's shields.
383
00:23:51,208 --> 00:23:52,833
Please, be careful, Dennis.
384
00:23:52,916 --> 00:23:56,000
Yeah! I can do this all--
385
00:23:56,916 --> 00:23:59,708
You're not careful, you could take someone's head off with this thing.
386
00:23:59,791 --> 00:24:02,208
Oh, wow!
387
00:24:02,291 --> 00:24:07,625
Captain America, and Daredevil. Dazzler, Moon Girl, Moon Knight, and Wolverine!
388
00:24:07,708 --> 00:24:10,166
-Bub. -What happened, Vision?
389
00:24:10,250 --> 00:24:12,666
You look, uh, shorter.
390
00:24:12,750 --> 00:24:14,500
At the moment, I'm just a head.
391
00:24:14,583 --> 00:24:15,583
But with your help,
392
00:24:15,666 --> 00:24:18,458
I will both get my body back and free the Avengers.
393
00:24:18,541 --> 00:24:21,041
Look, I speak for all of us.
394
00:24:21,125 --> 00:24:22,916
We only have one question.
395
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,625
-Who is that? -Hi.
396
00:24:24,708 --> 00:24:28,000
Dennis is with me. He works at Damage Control.
397
00:24:28,083 --> 00:24:29,208
Damage Control.
398
00:24:29,291 --> 00:24:32,666
They're the ones who keep sending us bills for damage we didn't do.
399
00:24:32,750 --> 00:24:37,083
Oh, my gosh. That's so weird.
400
00:24:37,166 --> 00:24:38,166
I'm here to help.
401
00:24:38,250 --> 00:24:41,125
My superhero name is D-Man.
402
00:24:41,208 --> 00:24:45,250
Well, we're saved. D-Man is here.
403
00:24:45,333 --> 00:24:48,333
Not the best look. The mask is all right, though.
404
00:24:48,416 --> 00:24:50,708
The mask isn't as important as your name.
405
00:24:50,791 --> 00:24:53,125
You gotta do something about your hero name.
406
00:24:53,208 --> 00:24:55,125
My name? Is it bad?
407
00:24:55,208 --> 00:24:56,625
It ain't good.
408
00:24:56,708 --> 00:24:57,791
Don't forget the song too.
409
00:24:57,875 --> 00:25:00,833
Every hero's gotta use a super cool, heavy metal,
410
00:25:00,916 --> 00:25:05,125
rock-and-roll song for when you're fighting villains!
411
00:25:05,208 --> 00:25:10,250
Today's weather will be cool and breezy with a high of 75.
412
00:25:10,333 --> 00:25:14,125
And three cups garlic and 12 tablespoons butter.
413
00:25:14,208 --> 00:25:15,625
Pardon me.
414
00:25:15,708 --> 00:25:18,083
My battery is fading, and I need a power booster.
415
00:25:18,166 --> 00:25:20,375
Once I am reunited with my body,
416
00:25:20,458 --> 00:25:23,375
it will allow my phasing abilities to break through Galactus.
417
00:25:23,458 --> 00:25:25,041
Done. What's our next move?
418
00:25:25,125 --> 00:25:27,125
Next, we let Terrax capture me.
419
00:25:27,208 --> 00:25:28,666
Uh, I'm sorry, what?
420
00:25:29,500 --> 00:25:31,416
This is such a great plan.
421
00:25:31,500 --> 00:25:34,250
I mean, all we gotta do is get Vision's head sucked up by Galactus
422
00:25:34,333 --> 00:25:36,041
and reconnected with Vision's body?
423
00:25:36,125 --> 00:25:38,916
It seems like it's pretty easy to get Galactus to eat things up.
424
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:42,041
Man, I cannot wait to see the look on Terrax's face
425
00:25:42,125 --> 00:25:43,541
when he realizes we tricked him.
426
00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:47,958
Oh, Dennis. Anyone ever tell you how loud you talk?
427
00:25:48,041 --> 00:25:49,291
Oh.
428
00:25:49,375 --> 00:25:53,875
So, usually we don't tell the super villain our plan ahead of time.
429
00:25:53,958 --> 00:25:56,791
No, not that it matters.
430
00:25:58,833 --> 00:26:02,583
Not when I have the power to reshape the world.
431
00:26:10,250 --> 00:26:13,583
Well… …there's something you don't see every day.
432
00:26:16,333 --> 00:26:17,541
Watch out, kid.
433
00:26:50,166 --> 00:26:51,666
-I got ya!
434
00:26:51,750 --> 00:26:52,833
Oh, no!
435
00:26:52,916 --> 00:26:56,125
Ow. Ow, ow, ow. Ow. My head.
436
00:26:56,208 --> 00:26:57,541
You all right?
437
00:26:57,625 --> 00:26:59,000
No, not really.
438
00:26:59,083 --> 00:27:00,875
I dropped Vision, and I don't know where he is.
439
00:27:02,958 --> 00:27:06,916
Just get yourself somewhere safe. Let us handle this.
440
00:27:24,625 --> 00:27:25,625
Get him, Cap.
441
00:27:26,916 --> 00:27:28,541
Hey! Stop! Ow!
442
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:46,083
With that, no more Avengers.
443
00:27:50,541 --> 00:27:53,000
Vision? Vision. Can you hear me?
444
00:27:53,833 --> 00:27:56,416
Where are you? Vision!
445
00:27:56,500 --> 00:27:58,583
-Over here, Dennis. -Oh!
446
00:28:01,458 --> 00:28:04,791
I messed it all up again. I'm sorry.
447
00:28:04,875 --> 00:28:06,916
We cannot give up hope. It is not over yet.
448
00:28:07,500 --> 00:28:08,666
It is for me.
449
00:28:08,750 --> 00:28:10,541
I don't wanna pretend anymore.
450
00:28:11,041 --> 00:28:12,166
Gloria's right.
451
00:28:12,250 --> 00:28:14,416
All I do is break everything I touch.
452
00:28:15,541 --> 00:28:18,458
You asked me before what it was like to be a superhero.
453
00:28:18,541 --> 00:28:22,041
Being an Avenger is about being the best version of yourself.
454
00:28:22,125 --> 00:28:24,875
Well, if that's what it is, then I'm not a hero.
455
00:28:24,958 --> 00:28:26,666
Be myself.
456
00:28:26,750 --> 00:28:29,041
Being myself is what caused this whole mess.
457
00:28:29,125 --> 00:28:31,166
But that is not a reason to give up.
458
00:28:31,250 --> 00:28:33,583
What's the point of even trying?
459
00:28:36,041 --> 00:28:37,125
Ow!
460
00:28:37,208 --> 00:28:40,958
All I'm good at doing is breaking stuff.
461
00:28:41,625 --> 00:28:44,500
I'm good at breaking stuff.
462
00:28:54,250 --> 00:28:55,666
What are you doing?
463
00:28:56,166 --> 00:28:58,541
I'm really good at breaking stuff!
464
00:28:59,791 --> 00:29:02,833
Oh, this is kind of gross, but I don't care.
465
00:29:03,625 --> 00:29:06,833
I am Demolition Man!
466
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,583
Oh, great. What's he building now?
467
00:29:14,666 --> 00:29:16,375
Oh, I'm glad you asked.
468
00:29:16,458 --> 00:29:19,958
A monument to the greatest thing ever.
469
00:29:20,041 --> 00:29:21,041
Me.
470
00:29:21,125 --> 00:29:24,083
No, Terry. I'm not gonna let that happen.
471
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:28,791
You should have stayed out of my way, Dennis.
472
00:29:28,875 --> 00:29:30,541
Only my friends call me Dennis.
473
00:29:31,250 --> 00:29:34,541
You can call me Demolition Man.
474
00:29:34,625 --> 00:29:37,708
Is that the broom guy from Damage Control?
475
00:29:37,791 --> 00:29:39,083
Well, we're toast.
476
00:29:39,166 --> 00:29:41,916
You may be good at building things, Terrax,
477
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,875
but I'm good at demolishing things,
478
00:29:43,958 --> 00:29:47,541
and that's what I'm gonna do because I'm a superhero now.
479
00:29:47,625 --> 00:29:49,666
-I have the costume. -That's debatable.
480
00:29:49,750 --> 00:29:51,708
-I have the name. -Is he serious?
481
00:29:51,791 --> 00:29:54,750
And I even have a super cool, heavy metal, rock-and-roll song.
482
00:29:54,833 --> 00:29:56,375
-Oh, no. -Vision,
483
00:29:56,458 --> 00:29:59,083
play me a super cool, heavy metal, rock-and-roll song.
484
00:29:59,166 --> 00:30:01,166
Don't mess it up, Dennis.
485
00:30:01,250 --> 00:30:02,833
Not now, Gloria!
486
00:30:03,666 --> 00:30:07,000
Now playing "Gloria" by Laura Branigan.
487
00:30:08,625 --> 00:30:10,666
No. Wait, wait, wait! I didn't pick yet.
488
00:30:10,750 --> 00:30:12,500
Heads up, Dennis.
489
00:30:20,791 --> 00:30:23,041
Welcome to the Avengers, kid.
490
00:30:23,125 --> 00:30:25,333
Hope you survive the experience.
491
00:30:29,458 --> 00:30:31,291
Okay, okay. There's Galactus.
492
00:30:31,375 --> 00:30:32,958
We got this, Vision.
493
00:30:33,041 --> 00:30:35,208
We don't got this, we don't got this!
494
00:30:41,666 --> 00:30:43,083
We must stick with the plan.
495
00:30:43,166 --> 00:30:45,708
Get closer to Galactus, and get me inside.
496
00:30:45,791 --> 00:30:47,458
-I'm trying! -Duck!
497
00:30:51,750 --> 00:30:52,875
Vision!
498
00:30:53,666 --> 00:30:55,375
What was I thinking?
499
00:30:55,458 --> 00:30:57,208
I'm gonna fail again.
500
00:30:57,291 --> 00:31:00,166
I've got the name and the costume and the song, but I'm not a hero.
501
00:31:00,250 --> 00:31:02,916
Names and costumes and songs do not matter.
502
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:04,041
Be yourself.
503
00:31:04,125 --> 00:31:06,333
You are good at making a mess of things.
504
00:31:06,416 --> 00:31:09,416
So be Demolition Man.
505
00:31:15,125 --> 00:31:16,416
I got this.
506
00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:18,125
Dennis!
507
00:31:18,208 --> 00:31:20,250
Huh? Get away from that.
508
00:31:23,125 --> 00:31:24,750
That belongs to me.
509
00:31:26,541 --> 00:31:27,666
Oh, the irony.
510
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,458
Gotta get you inside Galactus.
511
00:31:48,333 --> 00:31:49,333
Almost there.
512
00:31:49,416 --> 00:31:51,708
Now to get you back to your body.
513
00:31:52,666 --> 00:31:54,083
Get ready.
514
00:32:02,916 --> 00:32:05,250
-Seriously? -Ah. Terrible throw.
515
00:32:07,083 --> 00:32:08,083
Oh, no.
516
00:32:08,166 --> 00:32:13,833
It is okay to make mistakes, Dennis, as long as you remember to be yourself.
517
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,250
No!
518
00:32:16,333 --> 00:32:19,208
You fail again, Dennis.
519
00:32:19,291 --> 00:32:21,250
-Vision!
520
00:32:25,083 --> 00:32:27,291
You're no superhero.
521
00:32:29,458 --> 00:32:32,958
Maybe, but I know how to break stuff.
522
00:32:35,458 --> 00:32:37,791
No!
523
00:32:43,666 --> 00:32:46,041
Need a hand, Demolition Man?
524
00:32:46,125 --> 00:32:47,625
Vision? You're okay?
525
00:32:47,708 --> 00:32:50,375
We all are. Thanks to you.
526
00:32:53,125 --> 00:32:54,708
By the way, big fan.
527
00:33:10,625 --> 00:33:14,125
Oh, you wanna play? Then let's play!
528
00:33:23,291 --> 00:33:25,416
Avengers assemble!
529
00:33:50,500 --> 00:33:53,291
Let's bring the pain to the train.
530
00:34:14,166 --> 00:34:17,416
Hey, dino. Time to put you on ice.
531
00:34:22,083 --> 00:34:27,166
Hey, Terrax, this belongs to you.
532
00:34:28,416 --> 00:34:30,916
Ow!
533
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,916
-Yes!
534
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,875
Yes! You still got it, Tommy. You still got it.
535
00:34:39,791 --> 00:34:41,208
A little help over here?
536
00:34:41,291 --> 00:34:44,500
Pick a card, any card.
537
00:34:58,041 --> 00:35:00,916
Vengeance!
538
00:35:06,458 --> 00:35:08,083
- I am Groot! -What?
539
00:35:08,166 --> 00:35:09,916
You're hungry again?
540
00:35:10,875 --> 00:35:13,500
Who's next? Who's next?
541
00:35:18,791 --> 00:35:21,791
Why is it always me who gets the clowns?
542
00:35:30,708 --> 00:35:33,166
Hold still, will ya? Uh-oh.
543
00:35:43,500 --> 00:35:44,541
Just like Budapest.
544
00:36:03,541 --> 00:36:07,958
It's clobbering t--
545
00:36:08,541 --> 00:36:10,625
You call that a glove?
546
00:36:10,708 --> 00:36:13,291
Try this one on for size!
547
00:36:20,250 --> 00:36:23,500
Have you heard the one about the toad getting struck by lightning?
548
00:36:23,583 --> 00:36:25,625
-What? Oh.
549
00:36:38,791 --> 00:36:41,250
We need to break through that shield before he recovers.
550
00:36:41,791 --> 00:36:43,750
Vision! I need a weak spot.
551
00:36:43,833 --> 00:36:46,041
Firing now, Demolition Man.
552
00:37:02,833 --> 00:37:04,750
Care to do the honors?
553
00:37:08,125 --> 00:37:09,875
Huh? Wha-- What happened?
554
00:37:09,958 --> 00:37:11,791
You're gonna have to clean this mess up, Terry.
555
00:37:12,416 --> 00:37:14,125
I'll get you a broom.
556
00:37:14,208 --> 00:37:17,291
- Gosh, they're really here!
557
00:37:17,375 --> 00:37:20,291
-Captain America!
558
00:37:23,666 --> 00:37:24,875
Hiya, folks.
559
00:37:24,958 --> 00:37:26,791
Welcome back to Avengers Con.
560
00:37:26,875 --> 00:37:28,833
We've got a special announcement for ya.
561
00:37:28,916 --> 00:37:30,375
Do me a favor, put your hands together
562
00:37:30,458 --> 00:37:32,083
for the newest member of the Avengers.
563
00:37:35,750 --> 00:37:39,541
Yeah! Demolition Man. Yeah, you're the best.
564
00:37:39,625 --> 00:37:42,833
I always believed in him. He's my neighbor, you know.
565
00:37:42,916 --> 00:37:46,000
Welcome to the Avengers, Demolition Man.
566
00:37:46,083 --> 00:37:47,625
Well done, Dennis.
567
00:37:52,125 --> 00:37:54,041
Thank you.
568
00:37:54,125 --> 00:37:56,833
This is seriously a dream. I mean… …I just wanna say--
569
00:38:02,083 --> 00:38:03,708
I'm here!
570
00:38:03,791 --> 00:38:04,791
I'm here.
571
00:38:08,041 --> 00:38:09,375
Hang on.
572
00:38:09,458 --> 00:38:11,083
Is this the post credits?
573
00:38:11,166 --> 00:38:14,875
Am I seriously the post-credit scene? Come on!
574
00:38:14,958 --> 00:38:16,583
-Deadpool! -Whoa!
575
00:38:16,666 --> 00:38:19,875
I said you weren't allowed to be in this special!
576
00:38:19,958 --> 00:38:24,208
O-O-Okay. Hold on, Shulkie. Uh, take it easy.
577
00:38:24,291 --> 00:38:25,791
-Just--
578
00:38:25,875 --> 00:38:28,875
No, no, no, no, no! Somebody help me!
579
00:38:28,958 --> 00:38:31,916
- I wanna stay!
580
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:33,708
Please let me be in the special!
581
00:38:36,958 --> 00:38:38,416
Irving! Irving Forbush, yes. I see you.
582
00:38:38,500 --> 00:38:40,375
I see your name, Irving. You've gotta help me.
583
00:38:40,458 --> 00:38:42,750
Come on, you're a producer!
584
00:38:42,833 --> 00:38:45,416
-He's just an associate producer.
585
00:38:45,500 --> 00:38:48,291
-He has no real power.
586
00:38:48,375 --> 00:38:53,250
How dare you say that about Irv? I'm tiny! I'm tiny!
587
00:38:53,333 --> 00:38:56,500
Oh, no. Oh, wait a minute. Is this the Quantum Realm?
588
00:38:56,583 --> 00:38:58,375
Ant-Man, save me.
589
00:39:00,625 --> 00:39:02,500
Oh, thank goodness.
590
00:39:02,583 --> 00:39:05,375
Deadpool doesn't like to be tiny.
591
00:39:05,458 --> 00:39:07,625
-Oh, come on. -Quit fighting!
592
00:39:09,375 --> 00:39:12,000
Let go of my feet! Let go of my feet!
593
00:39:12,083 --> 00:39:14,083
Why are they so small?
594
00:39:14,166 --> 00:39:16,166
How dare you!
595
00:39:16,250 --> 00:39:19,541
They are perfectly normal-sized feet!
596
00:39:19,625 --> 00:39:21,208
Trying to cut me from this special
597
00:39:21,291 --> 00:39:24,333
is a worse outrage than Red Hulk's mustache!
598
00:39:24,416 --> 00:39:27,916
-Your deep-cut references can't hurt me.
599
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:32,125
No! I won't forget this, Irving Forbush!
600
00:39:32,208 --> 00:39:33,958
-Whew!
601
00:39:34,500 --> 00:39:37,083
Okay. Roll 'em for real now.
602
00:39:37,166 --> 00:39:39,708
My feet are still in, so I'm still in the special.
43932
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