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We're in.

Hand me the torch.

Do you feel all right? Any
sudden fever, boils, plague?

For the last time, there is
no such thing as a curse.

It is told only to keep
people like us from treasures.

Like that!

Perhaps we should leave
before the curse begins.

Don't be ridiculous.

Some will pay handsomely
for this treasure.

♪♪

Coming through.

Have you tried
the witches' brew?

Wax skulls. Get 'em
here. Fine quality.

Weird.

So, our guest of honor
has finally arrived.

It's good to see
you again, Phineus.

Uh, the place
looks... different.

The children have
decorated it for the festival.

They wanna scare away
the ghost of King Cecrops.

"The ghost of King Cecrops"?

You're not afraid
of the king's ghost,

even though his dying words were
to swear vengeance against you?

If I worried about every threat,
I would never leave home.

- Hey, you!
- Party's over.

And at the moment, home
is looking pretty good. Bye.

If I were you, I'd turn
around and leave now.

Thanks for the advice,
friend, but I was invited.

Well, here is my invitation.

I don't care much
for your stationery.

Get him!

You better brush
up on your etiquette.

On the contrary.
That was perfect.

Really?

I've always felt that a "Hello. How are
you? Nice to meet you" is more appropriate.

Hello.

How are you? Nice to meet you.

Well, actually, we
haven't met. I'm...

Hercules. Yes, I know.

I'm the Princess Anuket, daughter
of Ramses III, Pharaoh of Egypt.

That's a big title.

And this must be your
royal welcome wagon.

It was the only way for me to
make sure that you are the right one.

The right one for what?
To find my mummy.

Your mommy? Not my
"mommy." My "mummy."

What do you call
this thing again?

A mummy. Yours for 40 dinars.

Forty? It's all wrinkled. And
when's the last time you washed it?

Look, it's falling apart here.

Fine. Twenty dinars.

Nope. Give me 10
dinars, and I'll leave.

Deal.

May the gods protect you.

You too, friend.

This trinket alone is
worth more than 10 dinars.

You, my friend, are
going to make me a mint.

This is the story
of a time long ago,

a time of myth and legend,

when the ancient gods
were petty and cruel,

and they plagued
mankind with suffering.

Only one man dared to
challenge their power...

Hercules.

Hercules possessed a strength
the world had never seen,

a strength surpassed only
by the power of his heart.

He journeyed the earth, battling the
minions of his wicked stepmother, Hera,

the all-powerful
queen of the gods.

But wherever there was evil,

wherever an
innocent would suffer,

there would be... Hercules.

Hail!

♪♪

Kneel before the princess.

- Thanks, but I'll stand.
- You may go now, Keb.

Yes, Your Highness.

- He was only acting
on my orders.
- Does he do everything you want?

Everybody does. For
someday I will rule all of Egypt.

Now, we must talk
about my mummy.

Sorry, Anuket, but
mummies give me the creeps.

How dare you speak in
such terms. This is the body...

of the great pharaoh, Ishtar,
from who I am descended.

It was stolen from its burial place.
Its trail has led us here to Attica.

You are worrying about
a dead man when you're

denying real, live
people their freedom.

You want me to free my slaves?

Surely the great Hercules
cannot be so ignorant.

Have you never learned
the privileges of royalty?

No, thank you.

I've lost my appetite.

Hercules, come. Sit.

- Enjoy.
- Not on your life, lady.

I will not be insulted!

I think you just were.

How can you treat human
beings like property?

They have good lives.

I feed them, clothe
them, shelter them.

And what if something happens
to you? They are buried with me.

Even though they're still alive?

Their fates are intertwined with
mine. It makes perfect sense.

Uh, no, I'll tell you what makes
perfect sense... my leaving.

I command you to stay!

Excuse me?

I want you to find my mummy,
and I want you to find it now.

Manners aren't your
strong suit, are they?

Bye-bye, Princess.

Keb, come quickly!
We have work to do.

Hello! Oh, good, the wax.

Put it down with
the other crates.

You are making many
candles? Candles?

Candles, my friend, are
a mere utilitarian object.

This will become art,

and the art will become part of
Salmoneus's House of Horrors.

All wax, except for the centerpiece
of my exhibit, my greatest find,

the part that exhibits man's
deepest, darkest nature,

the evil curse that permeates...

What? What?
Everybody's a critic.

You've never seen
a mummy before?

Don't listen to him.

You and I are gonna make
some serious dinars together.

Would you like
to buy a disguise?

You can be anything
you please tonight.

♪♪

Please excuse
me. I wasn't looking.

How dare you touch Princess
Anuket. You will die for this offense.

No, Keb. Release
him. But... Do it now.

- That's better.
- Much better.

Does he ever relax? Leave us.

Yes, Your Highness.

He protects me only when
I don't want to be touched.

Mmm. Uh-oh.

I'm sorry, Princess,
but I'm not in the market.

But I come seeking your help.

If this is about your mummy
again, I'm still not interested.

A body wrapped in cloth. I mean,
why would anyone want such a thing?

Please, you're talking
about my ancestors.

My apologies.

He's much more powerful as a
mummy than he ever was as a pharaoh.

If his crypt is opened,
the world is in danger.

For the mummy will grow hungry.

Hungry? In-In what way?

It hungers for human life.

If it kills, its victim's life force
will give it unspeakable power.

Then the only thing that
can control it is the ankh.

The ankh? A special
pendant made of gold.

Exactly the kind of thing whoever
has the mummy is likely to sell.

Oh.

Please, Hercules, you must find the
mummy... for the good of the world...

if nothing else.

Right. Uh, good of the world.

I better go find my mommy.

Uh, I mean, your mummy.

Oh! Uh, excuse me.

Ah, what refined bone
structure, such noble features.

Look at that strong chin,

those commanding eyes.

I take it he was
someone of importance.

King Cecrops. It... was King
Cecrops. Ah, that explains it.

A king always recognizes
a king when he sees one.

You? You're a king?

Soon!

- So, you know where
the mummy is?
- It's in the House of Horrors.

- The House of... He's lying. Kill him.
- No, I swear by the gods!

I saw the mummy when
I made a delivery there.

It was wrapped in bandages,
and it tried to grab me.

It is gaining strength,
but it has not yet killed.

This is good. What
of the golden ankh?

- The ankh?
- Don't play dumb.

You must have seen
it. Here, it looks like this.

Yes! The curator was wearing it.

Not for long.

And once I have the
mummy and the ankh,

I'll finally be pharaoh,
and Anuket, my bride!

Unfortunately, you know
more than you should.

- Me? I won't say anything.
- Bring me some wax.

I want to make a
contribution to the arts.

No! No! No, no, no!

You think this is too gaudy
for this outfit? Nah, you're right.

You never can wear
too much gold, huh?

Wait a second.

Be right there. Hold
it. Wait a second.

Wait a second. Whoa!

I have another delivery for
you. Where do you want it?

Very realistic. Bring it in before
it melts. Come on. Bring it on in.

Thank you. Bring it on in. Nice horns.
Love those horns. Bring 'em in there, yeah.

Wait a second. Wait a
second. The workmanship

is terrific, but I
didn't order this.

It's a donation from
a patron of the arts.

It's free? Love those patrons.

This guy looks familiar.

It'll scare the tunics off 'em.
Bring him in, bring him in.

Come on. Go ahead.
Bring it in. Over to the left.

Thank you. Yes, indeed,
they will faint with pleasure.

Right there is good. Right
there is good. Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Grand opening is tonight,
huh? Tell your friends.

- Thank you. Thank you.
- All right.

You guys look terrific.

Your mothers will be proud you're
being immortalized like this, huh?

You promised
two dinars. All right.

Hi. You need a hand?

I'm just... trying to help.

I mean, we're all
on the same side.

Aren't we?

Apparently not.

Can we talk about this?

I see. Oops.

Wrong party.

Good timing.

Goin' up.

Hey, sow, how are you? I'm fine.

Oh, I'm a little
long in the tooth.

What are they
hanging around for?

- Hercules!
- Salmoneus?

Excuse me.

Coming through. Coming through.

- Sorry, sorry, sorry.
- What are you doing here?

Haven't you heard? No.

Everybody's talking about it.

Tonight's the grand
opening, but since you're

a friend, I'll give you
a special preview.

Of what? Salmoneus's
House of Horrors.

It's the greatest collection of monsters,
maniacs and murderers of all time.

And people pay to see that? Are you
kidding? People love to be scared to death.

They pay big dinars
for thrills and chills.

I prefer a good romantic comedy,
but, hey, they demand, I supply.

And with the endorsement of...

♪♪ Hercules, gotta be a hit.

Uh, thanks, but I've seen
enough fiends for one day.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I
have a spoiled princess to meet...

who needs to learn some manners.

Spoiled princess.
Does she have a sister?

Hercules! Hercules is here!

It is said he is
half god. I know.

It'll be difficult to get the mummy
if he guards his friend's door.

How powerful would
the mummy be...

if its thirst for blood was joined
with the strength of Hercules?

- It would be unstoppable.
- Then we must make it so.

Stay. What is it
with you, Anuket?

How dare you speak
to a princess so rudely.

Will you tell your
men to back off?

I'm spending more time fighting
them than searching for this mummy.

But I ordered my slaves
to stay out of your way.

Well, maybe your slaves
have minds of their own.

They must not have
been Egyptians.

Same hair, same clothes.

Maybe not as well
dressed as usual, but...

My slaves are always
perfectly dressed. I allow no...

I allow no rags. Could it be?

It must. What?

Sokar's here.

Sokar? He was my
father's high priest,

an evil man who asked for my hand
in marriage, but my father refused.

So Sokar vowed vengeance.

If he finds the mummy
first, we will all be doomed.

So there's Hercules.

No doubt his head
is filled with dreams.

But he will not
have Anuket for long,

and he will not deny
me the throne of Egypt.

Bring me that mummy. Now!

You know, boys,

today you see me suave,
debonair, self-confident.

I wasn't always like this.
Oh, no. I had doubts. Yes, me.

I had doubts that
this was a good idea.

But now that I see you here,

I gotta tell you.
You look fabulous.

Hello?

You're tricking me, right?

I think I should learn never to
doubt my own sense of wh...

Wha... What do I do?
Wh... Where... Yeah.

Yeah.

The mummy's in
here. There it is.

What a relief!

I've been waiting for centuries
for someone to do that.

Thank you. Now, if you
don't mind, I'll see you later.

Or I could see you right now.

Hey!

It looked like a mummy.
A dummy, more like it.

Only a pharaoh may wear this.

Ow. Then you're a pharaoh, huh?

I will be soon enough.
And you are the curator of...

Salmoneus's Famous
House of Horrors.

We offer two-for-one group
discounts and bargain matinees...

Silence! You have
something I want.

Wonderful. Maybe we
could work out a deal.

That head of King Cecrops, for
instance, is a wonderfully gruesome item.

I've got an extra Harpy back in the
shop... You know of King Cecrops?

Oh, yes. I remember when
my good friend, Hercules,

brought about his untimely demise.
You mean, Hercules killed him.

Technically, Cecrops
tripped over the cliff,

but he blamed Hercules
for his downfall...

and vowed to exact revenge,
even from beyond the grave.

Evil, huh?

And perfect for my exhibit.
You will bring me the mummy.

I'm sorry. The mummy is worth a
lot more than the bust of Cecrops.

Is it worth your life?

Good question. But we have a tiny
problem here, Sort Of Pharaohship.

The mummy is...
how can I put this?

Alive, and I'm reluctant to...
You will bring it to me or die.

If you put it that way.

Take him away.

Nice to meet ya,
Mr. Almost Pharaoh.

But, Sokar, if you let him
go, might he bring Hercules?

That's what I'm counting on. Now
come with me. We must work quickly.

♪♪

I think we're just about
out of hiding places.

But my sources say the
mummy is definitely here in Attica.

And if Sokar has come, my
sources must be accurate.

Right on the money, I'd say.

Stay here.

Stay out of sight.

Don't you do anything you're
told? You don't. Why should I?

I guess it's too late
to ask you to be quiet.

You're not funny.
Now, where are we?

This was King Cecrops's
favorite retreat. It's his war room.

Look out!

You saved my life.

I hope I did it well enough
to meet with your approval.

May we go now?

You're the one who's on top.

Hercules!

You said we were looking for a mummy.
You didn't say anything about a ghost.

- A ghost?
- I will have... my revenge!

I'm going to tear
your heart out...

and feed it to the vultures.

It's nice to see you again too.

You don't look
too good, Cecrops.

- I'm dead!
- That explains it.

I think you look very
well for a dead person.

May we go, please?
Wait a minute.

I'm gonna drain
the life from you...

drop by drop...
as you did to mine!

But you fell off a cliff.

Don't. You'll make it angry.

I haven't even started.

What are you doing?

Don't do that!

No!

That should keep me busy
for another seven years.

Where's the ghost?

Well, there wasn't one.

- It was a simple magician's
trick all done with mirrors.
- Who was the magician?

Sokar.

Mr. Mummy. Are you here?

Someone wants to meet you.

Thank the gods.

They must have taken him.

Why don't you
hide, and I'll seek?

Guess not. Uh, Hercules!

My exhibit's trying to kill me.
What are you talking about?

I'm talking about a
big, mean mummy.

A m... A mummy? You have the
mummy? Why didn't you tell me?

Showmanship. It's a surprise.
He almost got me a moment ago.

If he doesn't, that
lunatic quasi-pharaoh will.

"Quasi-phar..." Sokar?
You are working for Sokar?

I will have you killed for
this treasonous thievery!

I didn't steal it! I paid a fair price
for it. A low price, but I paid in full.

You are a liar as well!
Salmoneus may be a lot of things,

but he's not a thief, and
he's usually not a liar.

- You defend him?
- You betcha he does!

If he brings me to the
mummy. I could do that.

In fact, I could tell you just
where it is while I wait over here.

Show me. Right this way.

It's not here. Whoo!

Sokar has the ankh. Ankh?

If the mummy consumes
the life force of a human,

it'll become a monster,

and Sokar will have
complete control.

It's not monster
enough as it is?

Nothing compared to
what it will be if it kills.

Then we better find it. What
do you mean "we"? Hey!

It didn't even knock. Let's go.

Stay here.

So you wanna play hide-and-seek.

No, he hates that game.
This is one fast mummy.

What happened to the foot-dragging
classic we all know and love?

Where's Anuket? Huh?

Great.

Hercules?

Hercules!

Whew.

Anuket.

Anuket!

Maybe she's off
flogging her slaves.

She was right behind us.

You take the left. I'll
go up here, all right?

Salmoneus? Salmoneus? Anuket?

Where is everybody?

Save me.

Yuck.

Whoa!

Whoa!

Hercules, watch out!

So much for your friend.

We never really connected on an emotional
level. He was always kind of a stiff.

I know what you mean.
Come on. Let's find Anuket.

Yeah.

She's in the pit.

Ehhh! That's terrible!

Sorry.

Thanks, Salmoneus.

We have got to
stop meeting like this.

- Hercules!
- I'm busy.

Welcome, Hercules.

I trust you find your
quarters quite comfortable?

Well, I was hoping for something with
an ocean view, and it is a little cramped.

Oh. One of you will make room
for the other. I'm betting on him.

- That's a bad bet.
- Release both of us
immediately, Sokar,

or you will suffer
the consequences.

The only thing I'll
suffer from is the weight

of all the gold your
father will heap upon me...

when he sees I
control the mummy.

Only a pharaoh may wear
that. And I will be a pharaoh...

as soon as that mummy
tears Hercules limb from limb.

It will absorb his life
force and his strength.

- Don't count on it.
- Oh, but I am.

Let me go, Sokar! Certainly.

As soon as we're married.

Let me go!

Sokar!

♪♪ Here come the spirits!

Release them!

Hey, there, my pretty.

♪♪

Hey, friend, try this on.
It's scary, yet comfortable.

Don't stand around, fret and
fumed. Try one of my new costumes.

Whoa, that's terrific! Put this
on, and your friends will throw up.

And what's more, it's
free! It hurts me to say that.

Friend, here we go! Try this on.

- Don't you know anything else?
- That's better.

Whoa!

Ouch.

Shoot.

- Don't go anywhere.
- Hercules, don't worry! I'm here!

Lucky me.

Come on. Let's go find Anuket.

♪♪ At night we
welcome the ghosts!

Let them come
to us if they dare!

Walk like an Egyptian.

Huh?

Where did all these
mummies come from, huh?

What is happening here? I
would say you were outnumbered.

Now let her go.

Hercules!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Pretty realistic, don't you think?

Too realistic.

Please.

You are a great
warrior, Hercules.

I only wish Egypt
could claim you.

As a slave?

There's a world of potential
in these mummy costumes.

Somebody's always trying to
dress up like somebody else, huh?

Boy! Do I do good
work or what, huh?

Salmoneus.

Uh, that's no costume.

Nice mummy.

It's not going to be nice
until it's back in its crypt.

Quick, the ankh!

It must not work until the mummy
has consumed a human's life force.

Now you tell me.

Are you okay? No.

Anuket, behind you! If I
can't have Anuket, nobody will.

No!

No.

Uh, Sokar, you might want to...

No!

Oh, that's disgusting.

Wow!

This puts my House
of Horrors to shame.

Hey, rag man!

Ooh.

Princess, please. Anything, Keb.

Ask anything.

I only wish to
die... a free man.

You were right, Hercules,

but now it's too late.

It's never too late.

You... You are a
slave no more, Keb.

And I will return to Egypt
and work to make sure...

that everyone like you is freed.

Will you be returning
to Egypt right away?

Yes. I have much
work to do there.

I hope someday
you'll visit my country.

I would like that very much.

This is for you.

I thought only pharaohs were allowed
to wear this. You're close enough.

Thanks, but...
I can't accept it.

Then...

will you accept... this?

You know anybody who's in
the market for some cheap thrills?

Uh, it looks like you're giving
up on the House of Horrors.

Yeah, it looks like. Especially
after that excitement last night.

I have all this wax left over. About
a ton of it. What do I do with it?

I'm thinking crayons, wax
candles, chariot wheels' wax.

You could always
donate it to a good cause.

Donate it?

It's just a thought. Oh,
hey, you'd be a hero.

Wait a second. Wait a
second. Wait a second.

Hero. Wax. Hero. Wax. Her...
Wax heroes. A house of wax heroes!

No, no, no, no, think
about it! Think... celebrities,

politicians, gods,
sports figures.

Hercules, you would look terrific
in wax. What do you think, huh?

Uh, walk me to
the front gate. Huh?

No, really, think of it. Little dolls
in action poses. That could work.

Good-bye, Salmoneus. Wait a second.
Let me talk about this with you, huh?

This thing weighs a ton.

Well, at least it's harmless.

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