All language subtitles for Dulhe Raja (1998) 720p 10bit AMZN WEBRip x265 HEVC Hindi DDP 2.0 ESub ~ Immortal

Come.

How do you find this hotel?

I liked it very much.

But why did you bring me here?

- I am purchasing this hotel today.
- What?

- Yes.
- Don't you know that today, it is an

inauspicious day to buy or sell anything?

Don't buy it today. Buy it tomorrow.

Leave it. I don't believe in any
auspicious or inauspicious day.

He is giving me this
hotel in half the cost.

If I don't buy it today,
and if some other person buys it

then I will have to regret
it for the rest of my life.

- Good morning, Sir.
- Good morning.

- Has Mr. D.K come?
- He is eagerly waiting for you, Sir.

You do one thing. You go with him and

have a look at the hotel.
I will just come back.

- Where is he?
- In his office.

Why has this Mr. Singhania not come yet?

Oh Sir, why are getting tensed so much?

Mr. Singhania must be coming in some time.

- You sit.
- Don't talk about sitting.

According to my horoscope,
today's day is very lucky for me.

Hence as soon as possible,
I want to put this

hotel's problem upon Mr. Singhania.

After this, Singhania knows
and that roadside hotel boy.

That hotel boy has troubled me a lot.

Because of him my blood
pressure rises like

that of a pressure cooker and
whistles can be heard all over.

- Good morning.
- Come, Mr. Singhania. Come.

Wow!

The God had made heaven on earth

and someone has made
such a beautiful hotel.

Not someone. I have made this hotel.
I, P.K Diwani.

- Diwani?
- Yes.

Diwani is a woman's name.
Man's name is Deewana.

Are you a man or a woman?

The thing is that I am not

what you are saying, I am.
I am the one as you can see me.

Diwani is just my surname.

Come please. Why are you wasting time?

- Please sit.
- I thought...

...that you are a woman wearing trousers.

Mr. Lawyer, quickly take
out the agreement papers.

Yes sir.

And give them to Mr. Singhania.

I have already signed and kept it.
You too see them and sign.

- Take this.
- Oh Lord!

First draft.

Giving it, friend. You also.

No, that should be done first.

It is the most important thing.

- Take this.
- Did you sign?

Congratulations, Mr. Singhania.
Congratulations.

From today, this hotel is
yours, all the staff is yours

the manager is yours and all
the tension is also yours.

- What tension?
- Problem.

What problem?

Tension. Leave me.

That my manager will explain it to you.

But I have not met your manager yet.

- You will meet him.
- Listen.

- No, I won't listen.
- But how will I recognize him?

He is the eighth wonder of the world.

You will recognize him at first sight.

What will I do with this coat?

- Go down.
- Take it.

Come quickly.

- Mr. Diwani, listen to me.
- What is this.

Eighth wonder?!

He is quiet drunk.

Where is he going inside?
I think it is him.

Hey, eighth wonder!

Hey, wait!

Turn.

- Is it permanent?
- Yes.

Are you the manager of this hotel?

You guessed correctly. But who are you?

I am the new owner of this hotel.

Master!

Yes. Ok. Why are you
walking in a twisted way?

Because I am from Baakepur.

So does that mean that all the
people of Baakepur are born deformed?

Actually, I fell down while I
was seated on a twisted branch

that was on a twisted tree and
that was on a twisted pool.

Ok. I can straighten this
twisted body of yours.

If a person who is born upside
down, kicks you over here

then this twisted body
will get straightened.

Master, even I was born upside down.

Once I tried to kick my hip.
But I fell down on my face.

Since then,
my bones have become even stiffer.

Incidentally, I too was born upside down.

Now just get a kick from me, and then see

- how you get straightened up. Ready?
- Okay.

Are you going to kick me? Wait a minute.

Why are you taking it there?
Bring it here.

- Yes, ready.
- Master, please kick slowly.

If I kick slowly, it won't get all right.

- Think it to be yours and then kick.
- Not mine.

[SCREAMING]

Master, I am all right.

- Now did you come to know?
- Thank you.

Yes, I came to know master. One minute.

- This is from my side.
- What is this?

I give my massager five rupees everyday.

- I am giving you ten rupees.
- Am I your massager?!

No. It is a good luck from me.

Oh! From a poor man.

- Yes.
- Don't tell anybody.

No.

Ok then. Come.
I have solved your problem, isn't it?

You have solved my problem, Sir.

But I can't solve your problem, Sir.

What is my problem?

There is a problem.

This is why Mr. Diwani sold off

this hotel to you in half
its cost and ran away.

- What do you mean?
- Come here Sir. I will tell you.

Come here.

- Look, here.
- Where?

This Joint is in the
compound of your hotel.

People stay here, but eat there.

They have a bath here
but wash clothes there.

I will destroy this
Joint in a minute's time.

The old master could not do it.
And you will do it.

- What did you say?
- I mean to say...

go and bring that Joint's owner here.

Is he an ice cream, cream or
rice-milk which I'll bring it to you?!

He is crazy.

He has gone to his village for holidays.

Even if you meet him,
think before you say anything to him.

Otherwise, what will he do?

If I can, I can kill him also.

But, I too have certain principles.

First, I'll explain to that person.
If he does not understand

then I teach him such a
lesson, which he does

not forget for his entire life.

Brother Raja, you don't know him.

He is an impossible person.

His name is Ajgar Singh.

He is a very strict person.

Here he comes again to
take things free of cost.

Oh no! This nuisance has come again today.

- How are you Sukhiram?
- I am very sad, Sir.

Why? I hope no rogue is bothering you.

You being here,
which other rogue will bother, Sir?

- What did you say?
- Nothing.

- Don't eat these biscuits, Sir.
- Why?

These are dog biscuits.

It's fine. He is used to it.

- You too take it. But don't bark.
- No.

What is this?
Seems to belong to a new company.

It's of a new company.
Each one costs seventy rupees.

Very good. Pack four of them for me.

Listen, this soap too seems
to belong to a new company.

Wow! Pack two dozen of these too.

Each of them costs rupees ten, Sir.

I have heard that you mix water in oil

stones in rice,
horse dung in coriander powder

and grind bricks and mix
it with chilly powder.

What are you saying, Sir?
All this is false, sister-in-law.

What is false?!

Now quickly pack one kilo of chilly powder

half kilo of coriander
powder, five kilos of oil

and ten kilos of rice.

I will take them home, cook them

eat them and then check them.

As if all these are his father's things.

Whatever you want to do, do it quickly.
I have to go to

the bank. Otherwise it will close down.

Oh yes! I remember that.

Yes Sukhiram.

What is the total amount?

It seems, he is going to settle
down the previous payment.

Sir, the previous and today's total

is 6,900 rupees.

Ok. And remove how much
ever money you have?

I have 2000 rupees, Sir.

- So adding three to it, totals to five.
- Yes.

Deposit them in the bank.
And now there will be one lakh

- rupees in the account.
- Ok. I will leave.

You write it in the account.
Also the cost of this sweet.

And forget it.

Bastard! Bribe taker!

The fool will write the
cost of this sweet also.

Hey, you pushed a policeman?!

Often there is a conflict
between lame law and

blind public, inspector.

My name is inspector Ajgar Singh.

So does that mean that you
will swallow poor people?

- You will eat their goods?
- This is my area. I will eat

whatever I want. Who are you?

If you question me, I will grind you

in the prison's grinder.

Ok then even I have a magic bomb.

I will bomb it in such a way that

you will do a monkey dance
for the rest of your life.

Remember, that if within 24
hours, you don't return the

things you have taken
from these poor people,

I will teach you a lesson,
that you will never forget.

Who are you? Are you a minister?

Are you the chief minister or
the prime minister? Who are you?

Don't indulge with me. Otherwise...

- what is this?
- Just move your cap upwards.

Move my cap upwards. What?

Nothing can happen.

- You go.
- What did he see in the cap?

- Constable.
- Yes.

Come with me.

What did he see in the cap?
We have to enquire.

AJGAR: What is below the cap?

Did you see, brother Raja?
How does this Ajgar bothers us?

Don't worry, Sukhiram.

Just see that from today

I will not only ruin his
food, drinking, standing and

sitting but also his sleep.

[TELEPHONE RINGING]

Who is this mannerless?

[MOANING]

- Hello?
- This is Nisaar Khan speaking.

- What?
- Nisaar Khan speaking.

Yes, I will wake him up.

Listen please. Get up.
It is SSP Sir's phone.

- Get up.
- Bring here.

It is not a bribe that
you put it in your pocket.

It is SSP Sir's phone.

Oh, SSP Sir's!

Yes, Sir.

Yes, Sir.

Inspector Ajgar Singh speaking, Sir.

- Any emergency Sir?
- Tomorrow morning, from the

first flight, the health
minister is coming to our area.

Don't worry Sir. I will take
care of the health minister, Sir.

You don't have to take care of him

- instead, you've to take of the dogs.
- Dogs?

So, are the minister's
dogs too coming with him

in the flight, Sir?

You fool! There is some disease spread

out in the dogs of our locality.

The minister has allergy to it.

That's why, before his arrival

- arrest all the dogs.
- But excuse me Sir.

It is the municipality's
job to catch the dogs.

Don't explain me who's work is what!
When I am saying

to arrest the dogs, then arrest them!

- But Sir, where will I keep so many dogs?
- In the prison.

- But there are prisoners in the prison?
- Leave them free.

They are humans. We can arrest them again.

But dogs can't be caught again and again.

Now no further questions nor answers.
Goodnight!

Bad night. So many dogs, in one night.

[DOGS WHINING]

Good morning, Sir.

Ajgar Singh, what is all this

- happening inside?
- Dogs, Sir. Dogs.

Different types of stray dogs,
injured dogs, diseased dogs

pet dogs, stray dogs,
dogs that bite, barking dogs.

Oh, Sir, how did we catch these
dogs, this is something that

only I know or the dogs know.

Where are all the prisoners
who were caught inside?

Sir, you had asked to let go the

prisoners and put the dogs inside.

Because we can catch the prisoners again

but dogs are impossible to catch.

- You had told me.
- I told this?

Yes.

- I had told this?
- Yes.

You are absolutely mad!

- No Sir.
- You have gone mad!

Sir, last night,
on the telephone you had said that

the health minister is coming today.
No dog should

be seen on the roads of the city.
So I obeyed you.

Me? How can I say this?
You know very well that the

the telephone company has
cut my phone connection

instead of my neighbours.

Oh! Sir, try to remember.

Maybe you must have called up
from a public booth. You know.

Shut up!

Do you know that I can suspend you

for your this foolishness.

That means...

- that means you had not called up?
- No!

And, listen one thing carefully.
If in the future, you do such

a senseless thing again,
then I will surely suspend you.

- Sir.
- Did you understand?

Sir, what should I do with these dogs?

Leave them on me.

Should I leave them
one by one or together?

Shut up! Do you know
that I can suspend you?

- I didn't call up.
- It rang. It rang. [TELEPHONE RINGING]

- Hello?
- So brother Ajgar, how was your night

with the dogs?

You? So it was your work.

It was my fault.
I should have put you inside

along with those dogs.

This was my decency.

If within 24 hours you don't
return the money of those

shopkeepers, I will see to
it that you get a transfer

from here. Transfer.

Dear, my name is Ajgar Singh.
If you mess with me

I will fit you in such a
case that you won't dare

to come again near this area.

So, its fine, brother Ajgar.

Remember in the coming
24 hours we will see

- who swallows whom.
- Keep the phone.

Now see, what I do to him.

He is acting too smart.

- Lawyer Sir, how are you?
- Brother Raja, greetings!

Greetings, brother.

- So how are you?
- I am fine.

Is everything fine in Delhi?

What should I say brother Raja?

- My life has become hell.
- Why? What happened?

- Don't you know?
- No?

I had to come here for Nisaar Khan's case.

- Nisaar Khan? SSP Sir?
- Yes, him.

Move aside.

- Why? What is his problem?
- In some Delhi party

he must have drunk and must
have teased a lady officer.

So after that there was an uproar.

- That lady officer filed a case in the court.
- Then what?

If by tomorrow morning 11
o'clock, Khan Sir, does not

reach Delhi, a non bailable warrant

will be issued against him.

- Really?
- Yes.

When is Mr. Nisaar going to Delhi?

By tomorrow morning 7 o'clock
train, brother Raja.

Really.

So that means that I have to do
something today night itself.

[DOOR BELL RINGING]

Who is it?

5 o'clock?

Who has come at morning 5 o'clock?

Listen please.

He never gets up.

[DOOR BELL RINGING CONTINUES]

Yes. One minute.

- Who is it?
- Is he there?

- Who he?
- Brother Ajgar.

Yes, he is there. Where'll he go?

- But who are you?
- I am your SSP Sir's wife

Salma.

Oh ok.

Listen please, SSP Sir's wife has come.

What? SSP Sir's wife?

I am reporting madam. Reporting.

Sister-in-law,
why so early in the morning?

- Is everything all right?
- What should I tell you, brother Ajgar?

- I am ruined.
- What happened?

You already know that Mr. Nisaar is such a

short tempered man.
He is angry about a small thing

- and is going to Delhi.
- But why is he going to Delhi?

- Yes.
- Actually, he is going around with somebody in Delhi.

- Going around?
- Second marriage.

Second marriage?

Tell your husband to stop my
husband from going to Delhi.

- Yes, stop him.
- Let me listen.

If you didn't stop him,

I will hang myself to the fan and die.

I hope there is a fan in your house?

Yes, it is there. But it is a table fan.

Oh God! Now where will I hang myself?

- Salma. Salma sister!
- Yes.

Your husband will not be
able to take this train.

- This is a brother's pledge.
- Yes.

- What time is the train?
- Morning 7 o'clock.

He won't climb.

[INDISTINCT VOICES]

SSP Sir. Sir. Wait Sir. Wait.

How come you are here
so early in the morning?

You have come here to say good luck to me.

No, Sir. I have come here
to explain to you to forget

- whatever has happened.
- How can I forget it?

Sir, such small things keep happening.

Is this a small thing?
It is a matter of my dignity.

Leave dignity.
I mean to say, you come home and think

about it coolly.
You will realize your mistake.

My mistake? What rubbish are you talking?

[WHISTLING]

- No Sir. You can't go.
- Leave my hand.

- No Sir.
- My train will leave.

Had it been a plane and
If it was about to leave

then also, I wouldn't have let you go.

- Sorry.
- I say, leave me!

- No Sir.
- It's my order! [TRAIN HORN BLARING]

Then even I am sorry to say
that this too is an order.

What are you doing? Have you gone mad?

- Leave me.
- I will not leave you in any case.

- Never.
- Hey! My train is going.

Sir, come what may,
I will not let you catch this train.

Just look. The train is going.

Sir, let it go.
I want that the train should go.

- Open the handcuffs.
- No, I won't open.

- I say open.
- No, I won't.

- Open.
- No, I won't.

The train is going.

It's gone!

Idiot! Fool! Dumb! What did you do?

I wanted to reach Delhi anyhow today.

No, Sir. If you would
have gone to Delhi today

then your wife would have
hanged herself to the fan

and would have died.

What rubbish are you talking?
My wife is waiting for me

- on the Delhi platform.
- Delhi platform?

She had come to my house in the morning.

Shut up. Today,
since I have not reached the court

a non bailable warrant
will be issued against me.

Oh no, Sir! I am sorry.

What sorry?
I am doing your transfer just now.

- No Sir. Listen to me, Sir.
- You are suspended!

- But Sir...
- Suspended!

He has very strongly suspended me.

- Sir.
- NISAAR: Suspended!

If his wife is waiting at the
Delhi platform, then who was

it who had come to my
house in the morning?

- Who was she?
- [TELEPHONE RINGING]

For whom the phone is
ringing in the platform?

I am suspended.

Ok I will pick it up or
else it will keep ringing.

Hello? -Brother Ajgar,
salutations from Salma sister.

You lousy woman, what did you do?

Not a lousy woman,
but a lousy guy speaking.

I had told you,
that if within 24 hours you don't return

the money of the shopkeepers, then...

So you are transferred, isn't it?
Ok. Then I shall also leave.

My work is also over.
Now even I will leave for Mumbai.

[TRAIN HORN BLARING]

- How are you, Brother Raja?
- Make a Benarsi betel leaf

with cut betel nut. Take this.

- Chhotu!
- Brother Raja.

- Brother Raja!
- Praise be to lord Ram!

- Praise the Lord.
- How are you?

- Absolutely fine.
- Really?

- There is good news for you.
- What?

After you went, Mr. Diwani,
left the hotel and went away.

- Went away?
- Yes.

So he is not in trouble anymore.

And the new owner is dying to meet you.

- Dying?
- Yes.

So come let's kill him.

[LAUGHING]

But, brother Raja.
This new master seems to be

a bit weird to me.

So, am I a straight guy?

Let today's meeting take place.
I will set him straight.

So, you are the owner of that small Joint?

By assuming the Joint to be small,
don't assume the person also to be small?

- What is it?
- Master.

Listen to what he is telling.

- What?
- Actually, my nature is somewhat odd.

If I mess up with someone
then I do something strange

of which the person can
never ever dream of.

One can only see if he's able to
dream, isn't it?

A person, who messes with
you, loses his sleep itself.

- Are you at my side or his side?
- At your side.

- What my side?
- I am just saying it.

Crooked eggplant.

K.K.: He looks like a difficult person.
In order to pacify him.

- K.K.: I will have to talk sweet as honey.
- Honey, won't do.

- Did you hear anything?
- If you talk so much loudly in

your mind, the sound will
definitely be audible, isn't it?

Talks will keep happening.
You are my neighbour.

- Tell me what will you have?
- I don't need any favours.

I mean to say that you don't bother.

Before sacrificing a goat,
you have to feed him properly.

- Yes, I understand that.
- You tell me one thing.

- Are you on my side or his side?
- I am on your side.

- Which side is this?
- No. What will you have for food?

- Tell me what do you have?
- We have chicken lollipop

chicken barbecue,
chicken grilled, mutton kabab.

He is our guest. Let him eat.
Don't simply talk in between.

- Please. There is fish.
- Give him tea.

- I will give him tea later.
- Mutton dish, chicken dish is there.

You do one thing. Bring one plate of each.

- I will give the order for food later.
- Yes Sir.

K.K.: Were you a buffalo
in your last birth?

- You said again, master.
- Did you hear?

If you tell a bad word to
yourself, will it not be heard?

Why will I say buffalo to myself?

That's what I am saying.
That a buffalo is not like this.

K.K.: Oh, God! He is a very clever man.

I have to be clever if
I want to deal with you.

I will talk to you in clear terms.
I want you to break that.

Joint which you have
made opposite my hotel.

And what should I do? Come on the roads?

- Sell fries, fry snacks?
- No. You can work in my hotel.

I will give you 10,000 rupees per month.

You work in my Joint.
I will give you 20,000 rupees.

Look, I am talking in clear terms to you.

Don't threaten me.

The previous owner had appointed people
to kill me but could not do anything.

I am not talking about killing you.
I am talking decently.

Show decency by not
thinking about my Joint.

- Very correct.
- What?

- Your daughter's phone.
- Oh.

She said, my daddy is quite strange.
I told she's right.

- What did you say?
- She is talking on the mobile. Her bill will increase.

- Ok.
- Rest, come here.

- Yes dear.
- Whose phone is it?

- His daughter's.
- Daughter?

His only daughter.

- Is she young?
- Yes, young and beautiful.

- Is she unmarried?
- Yes, unmarried.

- Then the problem is solved.
- How?

The boy is here and
he's searching all over.

Yes.

Talk to him about me.

- Talk to him?
- Tell him.

- Yes, master. The problem is now solved.
- How?

- Talk to him.
- Yes, what?

Look, Mr. Lala was saying
that now I am young and

of marriageable age.

And just now Baake told me
that you have a young daughter.

So?

So, I was saying that you get
your daughter married to me

and I will give my Joint in your hands.

- How dare you take my daughter's name?
- What's the problem?

You have a young daughter in the house
and a Joint in front of your hotel.

What is the problem if both
the problems went away?

- I will break your face.
- Ok, master.

You have messed with me. Your bad time

starts from today.

And if you don't believe then
look at the time in your watch.

What should I see?

- What is it?
- Did you see his standard?

Where this poor man and where my daughter?

- At least say yes.
- Yes!

- [BASHING]
- [SHOUTS]

Hey, I died!

You bald. Are you blind?
Can't you see such a big car?

Baby, this is the business of poor people.

They make money by coming
below rich peoples' car.

Just see.
You have done so much of my loss.

- You will have to give money.
- What money?

It was your fault. Idiot!

We will make a complaint in
the police station against you.

Did you understand?
Come baby to the theatre.

The public must be waiting for you.
It's time for the show.

It's their fault.
Moreover, they are blaming me.

[CROWD INDISTINCTLY CHATTERING]

The world has become so strange.

There is no one to look after a poor man.

[GROANING]

Hey, Chhotu!
Who made your condition like this?

One mad girl,
who dashed into me with her car.

And, you came just like that.

You have insulted men in this way.

Who was that girl? Tell her address.

Brother Raja, I don't know her address.
But today there

is her dance programme in the theatre.

- Really?
- Yes.

So now you just see,
how I make that girl dance today.

"The boy seems to be crazy."

"Wow!"

"He seems to be an old lover."

"Wow!"

"The boy seems to be crazy."

"Wow!"

"He seems to be an old lover" "Wow!"

"The boy seems to be crazy.
He seems to be an old lover."

"He seems to be a bachelor guy."

"The girl seems to be crazy."

"Wow!"

"She seems to be the queen of fairies."

"Wow!"

"The girl seems to be crazy."

"Wow!"

"She seems to be the queen of fairies."

"Wow!"

"The girl seems to be crazy."

"She seems to be the queen of fairies."

"She seems to be so lovable."

- "The boy seems to be crazy" - "Wow!"

"The girl seems to be crazy."

"Wow."

"He keeps wondering."

"He seems to be someone unknown."

"I won't go near him."

"I find his eyes to be mischievous."

"What work do I have from you?"

"Come and ask me my name."

"For even a moment without you."

"I don't find myself at ease."

"What kind of lover is he?"

"He doesn't even understand love."

- "The girl seems to be clever" - "Wow!"

"She seems to be the queen of fairies."

"Wow."

"The girl seems to be clever."

"She seems to be the queen of fairies."

"She seems to be so lovable."

"The boy seems to be crazy."

"Wow!"

"The girl seems to be crazy."

"Wow!"

"See how beautiful she is."

"She is red in rage."

"Seeing her youth."

"My heart has become restless."

"Go away, you rowdy boy."

"Don't stop me like that."

"Don't look at my beauty."

"Don't bother me like that."

"Your fabulous style drives me crazy."

"The boy seems to be clever."

"Wow."

- "He seems to be an old lover" - "Wow!"

"The boy seems to be clever."

"He seems to be an old lover."

"He seems to be the grandpa of Romeo."

- "The girl seems to be crazy" - "Wow!"

- "She seems to be the
queen of fairies" - "Wow!"

"The girl seems to be crazy."

"She seems to be the queen of fairies."

"She seems to be so lovable."

Wow!

- Wow!
- [CROWD YELLING INDISTINCTLY]

Wow!

[SHRIEK]

Wow!

- My leg!
- Poor thing has got hurt.

Somebody at least call the ambulance.

[INDISTINCT CHATTERS]

I am dead!

Where has that person gone
who had fallen on him?

Brother Raja,
did you teach that girl a lesson?

- Keep quiet, you fool! It was all your fault.
- My fault?

You came from the wrong side.
You purposely dashed with her car.

Your brakes failed.

Your bell was not working.

You had become blind, you idiot.

Wow! So, the thief is
scolding the inspector?!

You are not the inspector.
You are a thief.

You are not even a thief.
You are dacoit No.1.

It was her mistake and you
are blaming me for it?!

Hey, mind your language.
That girl can never make a mistake.

She is so beautiful, so
lovable, so cultured, so decent.

I wish, I had dashed with her car.
My leg should

have broken.
She would have brought flowers to the

hospital and would be
feeding me with her hands

and would ask how are you feeling now?

Now this hotel won't
survive for many days.

Whether the hotel survives or
not, but my life is set.

- I am going.
- Hey, you just came and now

- you are leaving?
- Such things happen in love.

Man comes and goes. Goes and comes.

Eats and drinks. Takes a bath and washes.

Again goes and comes.

Oh God, our brother Raja,
is out of control now!

Sir, how did this happen?

It was the time of Rahu.

I started the programme
at the time of Rahu

and Saturn jumped on me.

It is a very serious fracture.

Not even a light weight
should be put on it.

Weight? I won't let even
a mosquito sit on it.

Sir, it's hurting very much, isn't it?

- Yes.
- But who was that blind man, who had fallen on you?

Me! Sometimes it so
happens that people become

blind in spite of having eyes.

And the same thing happened with me.

- Yes, baby, it was him.
- Hey, hold these flowers.

So, it was you who fractured Sir's leg.

Everyone saw how Sir's leg broke.

But nobody saw how my heart broke!

- What?!
- He's a flirt baby! Keep away from him.

Baby, the one whose leg
is fractured becomes mad.

Because there is a direct
connection between leg and mind.

And the reality is that I
love you with all my heart.

I love you very much.

Shahajahan had made one
Taj Mahal for Mumtaz.

I will make seven Taj Mahals for you.

Hey! From where will
you get so much marble?

There are many Khans in our
country, Shah Rukh Khan.

Salman Khan, Aamir Khan.

I will ask for loan from any of the Khans.

But I will definitely bring it.

And if, in spite of that, I don't get it.

I will draw it for you on
paper and gift it to you.

Give it here, you moron!

Baby, take this and give me what I want.

- Take this!
- I love you!

My leg!

[TELEPHONE RINGING]

Hello? Who is it? Lallu!
Sir, some Lallu is calling up

from Konukochu.

Not Lallu from Konukochu

but my friend is calling up from Honolulu.

Go and do your work!

What are you doing?
Dancing? Go. You donkey!

Strange!

You yourself are kicking
and calling him, a donkey.

Then, am I a donkey?

Then why do you have the habit of kicking?

I was a seasoned football player.

- Come on. Do your work.
- Do your work? Should I kick him again?

What a woman she is?! Hello!

- BILLI: Who is it speaking?
- This is donkey speaking. Sorry.

- This is K.K. speaking.
- Hey Keshu, this is Billi

- from Honolulu.
- Hello Billi! How are you?

I am fine. Ok listen.
Mac has completed his studies.

We are coming to India the next month.

That's a very good thing.

I will quickly find out an auspicious
day for Kiran and Mac's marriage.

Ok. Bye.

With whom were you talking?

My friend had called up from America.

I have fixed up Kiran's
marriage with his son.

What!? This can't happen.

Kiran will get married

to my friend Meena's son,
Ravi, who studies in Africa.

You are mad.
Kiran will get married in America.

No. Kiran will get married in Africa.

Kiran will get married in America.

Kiran will get married in Africa.

- Kiran will get married in...
- KIRAN: Mummy, daddy, now

what is that you're both arguing for?

It's nice, dear, that you came.
Now you, yourself decide

whether you want to get
married in America or Africa.

Neither I will get married
in America nor in Africa.

- I will married to someone in my country.
- In our country?

- Yes. I have chosen my desired boy.
- Who is he?

- What does he do?
- What is his name?

[CHEERING]

You are today's favourite boxer.

All the people have betted on you.

But today you will have to lose.

- What?
- This is big brother's order.

We should get today's entire collection.

[CROWD CHEERING]

- Rahul!
- [WHISTLING]

- Rahul!
- [WHISTLING]

Rahul!

Rahul!

Rahul!

Rahul!

Rahul!

Rahul!

One, two

three, four, five

- six, seven, eight, nine.
- [WHISTLING]

Rahul!

Rahul!

Rahul!

Rahul!

Well done, Rahul!

- [DIALING]
- [CROWD CHEERING]

Hello brother,
Rahul lost in spite of me explaining

everything to him.

Yes. Ok.

Rahul, I am very happy today.

Because I won?

You win every time.

No one can defeat you.

But today, you have won me also.

- Father, has called you home.
- Really?

Rahul. Mr. Bishamber wants
to meet you right now.

Kiran, I will have to go
out for an important work.

- You go. I will meet him later.
- You will come, won't you?

Definitely.

- Definitely?
- Yes.

- Bye.
- Bye.

Come.

People make unfaithful
snakes as their pets.

But you turned out to be
an unfaithful scorpion.

You bit us only.

When you were told to
lose in the boxing match

then why did you win it?

Do you know how much losses
we had to face because of you?

50 lakh rupees!
Now who will give money for it? You?

What do you have?
If a poor man doesn't even have

a penny in the pocket,
then what will he spend?

We have already given you 20 lakh rupees

for your comforts.
You have not repaid that yet.

Above that such a big loss!

You are just worried
about your 50 lakh rupees.

If I would have lost
today, I would have to bear

loss of crores of rupees.
Kiran would have left me.

Kiran?! Who is this Kiran?

She is K.K Singhania's daughter.

Hey brother, K.K Singhania is a very big

business tycoon.

That Singhania?

Yes.

Ok. So you have trapped.

Singhania's only daughter.

- Yes.
- Bravo!

We spend lakhs of rupees on
this attitude of yours only.

- But, just be careful.
- Yes.

Be wise. She is a very big

fish for us.

She should not escape
your trap at any cost.

You don't worry.

- Kiran is totally trapped in my love.
- Really?

She is eagerly waiting to marry me.

Very soon, she is going to
introduce me to her father.

- Sir!
- Who is it?

- Sir.
- Oh, how are you?!

- Fine.
- Get lost!

Sir, they have come from abroad.
And he is their agent.

- Nice to see you.
- They wish to do a great show

- with Indian and English film stars.
- Oh, wonderful!

- Thank you.
- And that's why they want to

- book our hotel for two months.
- Oh!

Sir, this stage programme
of theirs will be

the world's biggest show.

Michael Jackson will come in this show.

Really?

And hence the security
should be very tough.

You ask him about the security over here.

You don't worry.
Our master will himself stand

- at the gate with a gun.
- Really?

- Am I a watchman?
- No, I mean to say that the security

will be so tight.
You don't worry about the security.

Sir. You have to remove that
Joint from your compound.

- They want to put up the stage there.
- You don't worry.

I will remove that Joint in a minute's time.
You wait, buddy.

- Will it be broken?
- Yes. I will break it.

- Ok, so do I think that the booking is confirmed.
- Yes, absolutely.

- Advance?
- Yes, please give.

Go.

You all leave. I will follow you.
I will just join you.

- Please.
- Come with me. Please.

Sir, why did you do this deal?

Even your father can't
get that Joint broken.

What did you say?
You took my father's name!

No! The previous owners' fathers too
tried but could not get it broken.

This is why I was saying.
I was not taking your father's name.

Haven't you heard that quote

by 'Saam', 'Daam', 'Dand' and 'Bhed'?

- What is this new scandal?
- It's not a scandal.

- 'Saam' means to first explain him.
- You tried to make him

understand a lot,
but he did not understand.

'Daam' means pay and buy that place.

You tried to buy him.
But he didn't get sold off.

Now look what the 'Dand' i.e.
the punishment is.

What is the punishment?

[INDISTINCT CHATTERS]

Tomorrow the budget is going to come.

And you have filled up one month's ration

of the Joint today itself?
You are great, Raja.

You think about the future.

Sometimes I think about
the near things also.

Who knows that a person who
is close can also betray.

Hey, you tall man!
Why are you standing in my way

- like a boulder?
- Hey, you!

- We have come to increase your height.
- Increase my height?!

Why? I am satisfied with my height!

Hey! What are you all doing?

Brother, it seems that you
have eaten many dry fruits.

But why are you removing your
energy on these potatoes?

Do you want to know why are we doing this?

When a man gets over
smart, Then he does so.

- Hey, you!
- Yes. We are going to throw you

just as we threw this sack of potatoes.

- Should I tell you one thing?
- Yes, tell.

- Did I tell you anything when you threw the onions?
- No.

Did I tell you anything
when you got the potatoes

- thrown out?
- No.

- Do you know why?
- Why?

Because this is not my tempo.
My tempo is standing there.

I was just standing here
keeping my hand this way.

- Where? Come.
- Hey, you.

- Get lost.
- Get lost!

[SHOUTING]

- Brother, Nanhe. Brother, Banne.
- Nanhe and Banne.

Who had sent you all here?
Tell. otherwise I will

- your brother's...
- Mr. Singhania had sent us.

- Where is he?
- There.

Now go and do to him what
you had come to do to me.

- Otherwise...
- Please go, brother Nanhe. Go.

Otherwise he will...

- Yes, we are going.
- We are going.

Oh, God! Why are they coming towards me?

[BOFF]

Oh God!

They have hit me and left me here.

May you be ruined!
May you get insects on your body!

- Not this. Show something else, please.
- Okay.

Kiran, we are going up,
on the seventh floor.

- You come there only.
- Ok Fine.

Not even this. This one.

Wow! It seems as if the moon
has appeared from the clouds.

Your husband's choice is incredible.

- He is not my husband.
- Then, boyfriend?

- Just shut up.
- It has just started, buddy!

Means, would be.

It's ok. One day I will
marry her and definitely get

her to your shop.

- Bring her definitely.
- Yes.

Why are you staring at me?

What? Actually,
I have never seen a girl like you.

If I have seen then I have not met her.
If I have met her

then I have never spoken to her.
If I have spoken to her

then the talk might have never went ahead.

And that is why I have
never succeeded in life.

But now I have met you.

- Now I think I have chances of progressing in life.
- Shut up.

Don't shout otherwise the lift will stop.

Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

Saw! The lift stopped.

I am not at all scared.
Did you understand?

Fool!

What happened, Baby?
Why are you giving 1000 volts

shock in this darkness?

Wow! So many bulbs have
lightened up in my heart.

How did all this happen, baby?

- Cockroach!
- Cockroach means 'Jhabada'.

Brother Cockroach,
you have entered at the right time.

I will salute you till
the time I am alive.

I will light an incense-stick
in front of you.

I will make your statue
and put a garland on it.

I will feed you with sweets, you idiot.

What is this nonsense?

I am sorry, madam,
but I was praising the cockroach.

It is suffocating here.
Is there anyone there?

- I am here.
- Shut up!

- Is anyone there?
- Madam, you come up from here.

From there? Ok.

Keep your legs on my hands, baby.

And climb.

Yes keep.

What are you looking at?

- I am looking at you, baby.
- Close your eyes.

You are talking about eyes.
My breath itself is stopping.

Climb quickly.

- Give your hand.
- You are quiet heavy.

Hey! At least thank me once.

- Hey, what are you doing?
- With my shoes.

What are you doing? I got it!
I got a gift of love!

- Give back my sandals.
- I won't give.

- Give back my sandals.
- Wait a minute. I am giving.

I have sworn to make you mine.

- I will just show you.
- Hey listen. If you want to spit

- then spit on this.
- Idiot!

Hey you! At least take me out.

Have they kept you, only to help girls?

[SINGING]

- Listen, please.
- Yes say.

Where is Chhote Miya?

- He has gone to Nagpur.
- But he was there till yesterday.

- But he has gone today.
- When will he return?

- Never.
- Why?

- He got married in Nagpur.
- So what?

So he is staying in Kanpur
only after getting married.

- Why so?
- Because he was from Jaunpur.

So are people from Jaunpur like that?

This can be said only by the
people of Jaipur and Udaipur.

Ok. Then who will stitch my clothes?

- I am there. Your husband.
- My husband?

I mean to say your tailor's father.
Big brother.

Ok. Fine. Take the measurements.

I have already taken your
measurements from my eyes.

- What did you say?!
- If you don't believe

then ask my hands. Ask my breath.

Ask that light which
spreads in the darkness.

What daylight, which darkness?
What kind of jokes are you cracking?

You won't understand.
Your clothes are ready.

Go and try them.

KIRAN: I don't know what
kind of mad man have I met!

Hey, Raja, I have stitched
all the clothes as per the

measurements given by you.
If even one inch goes up and

down, she will ruin my shop.

- Don't worry, buddy.
- I had held her so tightly

and taken her measurements
in the lift that...

today I will go and ask
God that why didn't he give

me two or four more hands
to take measurements.

You, fraud!

Take these clothes!

Take this. Hold it. Take this also.

"Oh God! How good you look!"

"Oh God! How beautiful you are!"

"Oh God! How beautiful you are."

"Oh God! How beautifully do you walk!"

"Oh God! How beautiful you are!"

"Oh God! How good you look! Oh God!
How beautifully do you walk!"

"Oh God!"

"I got lost in her dreams"

"I got crazy about her"

"I didn't return again,
once I went in her lanes"

"I got lost in her dreams"

"I got crazy about her."

"Oh God! How good you look!"

"O God! How beautiful you are!"

"Oh God! How good you look!"

"Oh God! How beautiful you are."

"She is a fire."

"She is a knife, sharp on both the ends."

"She is a flower with thorns."

"Just look! Just look!"

"She is a fire."

"She is a knife, sharp on both the ends."

"She is a flower with thorns."

"Why didn't I think before
falling in love with her."

"Oh God! What a beautiful face?"

"Oh God! What attitude she has?"

"Oh God! What attitude she has?"

"Oh God! What a smile she has?"

"Oh God! What a beautiful face?"

"Oh God! What attitude she has?"

"Oh God! What a smile she has?"

"Oh God!"

"I got lost in her dreams"

"I got crazy about her"

"I didn't return again
once I went in her lanes"

"I got lost in her dreams"

"I got crazy about her."

"The fun spills out of the bowl."

"It's the fun of the beloved
that is hidden in my heart."

"A girl with an attitude,
shows her attitude."

"The fun spills out of the bowl."

"It's the fun of the beloved
that is hidden in my heart."

"A girl with an attitude,
shows her attitude."

"I stayed awake all the night for her."

"And slept while dreaming of her."

"Oh God! What a fragrance!?"

"Oh God! What hair she has!"

"Oh God! What hair she has!"

"Oh God! What magic is she?!"

"Oh God! What a fragrance!?"

"Oh God! What hair she has!"

"Oh God! What magic is she!"

"Oh God!"

"I got lost in her dreams"

"I got crazy about her"

"I didn't return again,
once I went in her lanes"

"I got lost in her dreams"

"I got crazy about her"

"I got lost in her dreams"

"I got crazy about her."

Thank you.

[GRUNTING]

I have called for this
oil from the village.

- Slowly!
- A crackling noise comes from your bones, isn't it?

Noise and bones, both will vanish away.

- What do you mean?
- I mean to say that you will

be relieved from both noise and pain.

Have you used this oil on
anyone before or are you

- testing it on me?
- I have used it.

There was a wild
hippopotamus in our village.

The villagers beat him a lot.

And, then we tested this oil on it.
The hippopotamus

- simply disappeared.
- What do you mean?

I mean to say that it
returned to the village

- where he had come from.
- You mean to say that since

I have come from Alibaug,
I will go back there?

Yes, absolutely. How long will you
stay here and get beaten up, Sir?

Get lost. I will not spare that Joint boy.

I called the entire police
force to deal with him.

They must be coming soon.

[BACKGROUND MUSIC]

- Good morning, Sir.
- Come please.

- Inspector Ajgar Singh reporting.
- Welcome, Sir.

Thank you. Oh Sir,
this watch is very beautiful!

- Is it from Switzerland?
- Sir, you just remove that Joint.

I will bring ten such watches for you.

For the time being I will keep this one.
Get nine more.

- Really?
- Oh! Lovely!

What a beautiful glass!

It seems to be of an Italian company.

Sir, you please remove that Joint.

I will get ten such glares for you.

For the time being I will keep this one.
Call for nine more.

Really?!

- This is very good.
- There is the air conditioner. Where is he going there?

He seems to be the father of
Alibaba and the forty thieves.

No sooner he came,
he has started looting us.

Leave it, buddy.
Forget about getting looted

I am even ready to die to
get this Joint removed.

- Shall we leave, Sir.
- Yes. Come. I will see this later.

Where is that Joint owner?

Sir, he has bothered me a lot.
You arrest him today itself, Sir.

You don't worry. Hey! Where is that rogue?

What is this?

You are selling liquor without a license.

- Sir, this is not liquor but water.
- Shut up!

This is that same liquor,
which after drinking

15 people in Surat,
20 people in Andhra Pradesh and

25 people in Uttar Pradesh died.

- Sir, how can this be possible?
- Arrest this fool.

What are you doing?
You don't have to arrest this drunkard.

Please catch hold of that big rogue!

- So is he not him?
- No.

Where is the big rogue?
Call him. Call him!

Did you see? He got so scared.

Brother Raja. The police has come.

Come outside, you Joint owner!

- Come, let's go.
- Brother Raja, get the shave done first.

First let me get rid of them.
Then I will shave. Come.

Say, inspector, Sir. What are you saying?

He is that Joint owner.

So you have come applying
the shaving cream.

So that you can escape quietly.

Who will escape quietly,
that we will come to know

- after the cream is removed.
- Shut up!

- This is my first case in this city.
- It can be the last one too.

Keep quiet! Let me see,
what kind of a big rogue are you.

Constable, arrest him.

One minute.
At least let me remove the cream

- before being arrested.
- Yes, remove it.

Do you have a handkerchief?

Do you have a handkerchief?

You will take my handkerchief only?
Bring out yours.

For the first time,
I have to give my handkerchief to someone.

- Yes, I have it.
- Take. Hold this.

He is fooling me,
by applying this shaving cream.

I have caught big idiots, Sir. Who is he?!

You are right.

Has a habit of lying.

- Come, inspector Sir.
- Hey! You!?

Run Ajgar! Run!

Run brother!

Hey! What happened to him?

What did he look in your face that
he ran away like a fast train?

Sir, this is a secret.
The day when you come to know

about it, you too will get
scared and run away like this.

My name is K.K Singhania, child.

Great people could not survive before me.

Then you are the eggplant of which farm?

- Not eggplant. Radish.
- Give a proper example.

Yes, that only. Radish.

Sir, I am such a radish that
if you eat me, your nose

mouth, ears and eyes,
all will start watering along with

all other places.

I don't eat radish at all.
Did you understand?

Really?!

- KIRAN: Father? Father?
- K.K.: Yes?

KIRAN: Father, this is Rahul.
My life partner and your would be

son-in-law.

[LAUGHING]

K.K.: So, it is you who has
trapped my daughter in your love.

No. He has not trapped me.

In fact, I have trapped him.

MRS. SINGHANIA: Hey!
Will you only tell everything

or will you let him also say something?

- RAHUL: Greetings, uncle.
- Rahul is a very shy boy, mummy.

K.K.: Really?!

K.K.: Come, Mr. Shy.

K.K.: Please sit.

RAHUL: Thank you.

And, young man, what do you do?

- I want to set up a chemical plant.
- Chemical plant?

- Yes.
- Do you any have experience about it?

- Sir, I have done business management.
- Fine.

- So you have done business management.
- Yes.

Management?

Meaning my job is in danger?

Have you appointed a new manager?

Shut up! Idiot! Says anything. Sorry.

Sir, he is wearing black
glass in the house as well.

Just check it out whether
he isn't blind or squint?

I hope he isn't physically handicapped.

- Mummy. Please tell him.
- Cheque. Here is the cheque.

His sense of humour is really good.

Here you go.
I have removed my black glasses.

See, Rahul, you can't leave me like this.

Rahul, for you,
I've left my parents, my siblings

and even my house.

Now, what is left in you!

RAHUL: Your father has
disinherited you from his property.

RAHUL: And the money that you had brought

- all that's over now.
- Rahul!

I am bearing your child, Rahul!
Rahul please!

So, what happened? Prior to you
many girls came, became pregnant

and took the child away with them.

RAHUL: If I accept every
child, then I will have to

open an orphanage. Did you understand?

Rahul! If you leave me and go,
then I won't be able to live.

Then what's the problem?
You die. Commit suicide.

- What?!
- Many girls have done this only.

This means its your profession
to play with the lives

- of innocent girls, Rahul?
- Yes. Did you understand?

This only is my profession. Now get out!

KIRAN: Hey father,
in which thoughts have you got lost?

Whoever sees Rahul for the first time

gets lost in thoughts, in the same way.

And what about the person,
who sees him for the second time?

Have you ever seen him before this?

I can see fraud in his eyes.

Shut up! Fool!

Dear, get the food served
on the table for him.

No aunty. Today is Tuesday, isn't it?

I fast on Tuesdays and Saturdays.

- So you are very religious, aren't you?
- Yes uncle.

Kiran pulled me and brought me here.

Otherwise I don't get out of the house

without worshipping, no matter if it
causes a loss of crores of rupees.

Fine uncle. Greetings.

- Fine. Greetings.
- Bye!

- Should I call a rickshaw for you?
- No. I have a car.

- Your own car?
- Yes.

Very good.

Would you please give me
a lift till the hotel?

- Please come.
- Thank you.

How did you find the boy?

He is a number one loafer,
flirt and a wicked kind of a boy.

What are you saying, father?

Trapping rich girls,
giving them false promises

that he'll marry them, later robbing away

their dignity and money,
this is his old profession.

- You are blaming Rahul!
- I am not blaming him

but I am telling the truth.
I myself have seen and heard

the begging of that helpless girl

who was bearing his child and who later

- had committed suicide.
- I don't believe this!

- What proof do you have?
- I am your father.

Now do I have you give you a proof?

I understood it.
To keep your status high in the society

you want me to marry your friend's son?

If you don't want to marry my
friend's son then don't marry him.

You go and bring any beggar from the road

or any enemy of mine.
I'll get you married to him.

But never with this deceitful man. Never!

And what if you denied then too?

Then do what you feel like.
I won't tell you anything.

It's a promise.

Hey you! Come on work fast! Yes.

- Everything must be fine!
- Hey, what is this?

I am making a family room.

Family room? For what?

When I get married and bring my wife here,
will I keep her in your hotel or what?

Hey, I am trying to break down your
Joint and you're making a family room?

What difference does it make to me.

Sir, you don't understand.

We both have just recently become enemies.

Now to continue the enmity,
it's necessary to have children

isn't it? Today we both are fighting.

Tomorrow our children will fight.

Then their grandchildren will fight.

All this will go on.
You won't understand this.

- You're a kid now.
- Dear, you're trying to be smart.

If I don't call up the
municipal commissioner

and break down this family room

- and this Joint of yours, then my...
- What my?

Did you forget your own name?

- Hey, you!
- Then your name wouldn't be K.K. Singhania.

- Done. Here.
- Yes, I know.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

Please come, Todnar Sir.

- Greetings.
- Greetings.

Good morning. Is this the Joint?

Yes. It's this one.
A dirty Joint in the compound

of my prestigious hotel and a
black spot on my 5 star hotel.

Fine. Hey you, fool! Come here. Come here.

Look, empty this Joint
within five minutes.

Otherwise, we will walk it
over with the bulldozer.

And you yourself will be responsible

- for the loss incurred.
- Hey Sir, what are you going to do?

If our Sir comes,
then he'll create a problem.

What? Is your Sir a collector,
a commissioner, or a minister

- that he'll create a problem?
- Yes!

See, firstly he constructed this Joint

moreover you all are
illegally constructing

a floor on it.
Its illegal and so it must be broken.

Hey! Many things in
this county are illegal.

So will you keep breaking everything?

If an order comes, then everything breaks.

You have constructed this Joint

on someone else's place.
Do you rule here or what?

Even the government isn't ruling properly.

It keeps on changing again and again.

Then how can we rule?

But today this government
bulldozer will surely run.

Hey, you start it!

- I want to make a call.
- Call?!

- He has a phone too!
- I even have three lines connected to it.

All the people who stay in his Joint

- make a call from my 5 star.
- You!

- Leave him!
- He strangled me!

[VEHICLES SOUND]

KALOO: Hello.
This is minister Kaloo Prasad speaking.

- Who is it? Kaloo!
- Yes, uncle.

- Accept my greetings.
- Greetings! How are you?

- I am in a very big problem.
- What is the matter?

Hey, I had told about the problem
of the 5 star hotel here, didn't I?

So the owner of the 5
star hotel has come here

with a bulldozer, to bring down by Joint.

What are you saying dear?

If someone brings down your Joint

then I'll bring down
the government in Delhi.

What are you saying?
Which is that officer?

Give the phone to that man!

I am giving him the phone, uncle.
Talk to him!

Talk to him, brother.

- At least you talk.
- No. I won't.

Uncle, they aren't
ready to hold the phone.

I have put on the speaker.
You talk to them.

Hey you officer, listen carefully!
I am speaking.

If you break my child's Joint

then remember,
I'll remove you from your job!

- No. We won't break it.
- Hey, did he agree?

How won't he agree? The sweat coming out

from his head clearly
indicates that he has agreed.

- And that Sir?
- What will that Sir say?

The top two floors of his
5 star itself are illegal.

- No one breaks that.
- Hey, I will break it!

Hey, you officer!

Quickly destroy the two
floors of the hotel!

Sir, if you break the first two floors
then all the top floors will come down!

Fine, then uncle.
Break the top two floors only.

Yes, then do one thing.

Quickly break the top two floors.

Fine, uncle. Hail Hanuman!

Hey, break them!
Otherwise I will tell uncle.

- No!
- He will ruin you.

No.

What do you think of Bihar?

No. Nothing. I am going, isn't it?

Hey Bhaskar,
turn the bulldozer to this side.

We need to break the top two floors. Come.

Come. First break the top floor.

What do you say, Sir? How was it?

Dear, that only the time which
is about to come will decide

that how was it.

Till now, only jokes were going on.

But remember one thing.
Henceforth, if someone

is my biggest enemy in the
world, then it's you.

K.K.: If you don't want to marry my
friend's son " " then don't marry him.

You go and bring any beggar from the road

or any enemy of mine.
I'll get you married to him.

But never with this deceitful man. Never!

KIRAN: And what if you denied then too?

Then do what you feel like.
I won't tell you anything.

It's a promise.

- I have stuck the kite, big sister.
- Bravo!

Take this. Keep it with you.

I hope you remember what
all I explained to you.

- Yes, big sister.
- Very good.

- But Raja didn't come yet.
- He will be coming.

Come, Chhotu, get down the luggage! Come.

- There he comes. Come on, go!
- Yes.

- Keep the change.
- Brother Raja!

My kite has got stuck.
Please go and bring it down.

Hey, even I am stuck, buddy!

I am trying since so many days.

I don't know when will she agree. Come.

I wish that while helping
you, God helps me too.

I will remove your kite, buddy.

But what about my kite that
Is swinging in the air?

You don't know how to let loose the kite!

Always be free in life.

By becoming a sparrow, you...

Oh God, my enemy!
Baby, he had broken my leg!

- Yes.
- Beware of him, baby.

Hey, shut up!

Hey, she killed me!

"She harasses the one,
who is crazy in love with her."

"She shoots with her eyes."

"She shoots with her eyes."

"She's an incredible girl,
she shoots with her eyes."

"She's an incredible girl,
she shoots with her eyes."

"He harasses the one,
who is crazy in love with him."

"He shoots with his eyes."

"He's an incredible boy,
he shoots with his eyes."

"He's an incredible boy,
he shoots with his eyes."

"He shoots with her eyes."

"She walks a bit stylishly"

"just like a deer."

"For a moment she becomes
something, for another"

"she become something else,
she changes so many forms."

"She walks a bit stylishly"

"just like a deer."

"For a moment she becomes
something, for another"

"she become something else,
she changes so many forms."

"Whoever she wants,
she can make him crazy"

"with the magic of her beauty."

"Her long, black hair, black as a snake."

"She shoots with her eyes."

"She's an incredible girl,
she shoots with her eyes."

"He harasses the one,
who is crazy in love with him."

"He shoots with his eyes."

"He's an incredible boy.
He shoots with his eyes."

"He's an incredible boy.
He shoots with his eyes."

"I also used to love you,
hiding from everyone"

"I loved you only my
darling, all day long."

"I also used to love you,
hiding from everyone"

"I loved you only my
darling, all day long"

"I tell the truth,
that this heart of mine"

"doesn't love anyone else."

"See, a nightingale like me, got trapped"

"because you had set up
the net in such a way."

"He shoots with his eyes."

"He's an incredible boy.
He shoots with his eyes."

"She harasses the one,
who is crazy in love with her."

"She shoots with her eyes."

"She's an incredible girl."

"He shoots with his eyes."

"He's an incredible boy."

"She shoots with her eyes."

[GUNSHOT]

I will not spare him.

The last time you fought
with that Joint owner

then I had massaged you the whole week

with different kinds of oils.

This time you fought with him,
so you're in this condition.

He got two floors of my hotel demolished

- I won't spare him!
- Sir, don't get angry.

Because of the heat of your
anger, the ice melts.

30 kilograms of the ice is over.
The 40th kilogram is going on.

I will never spare him.
I will never spare him.

Hey, what happened father?

I'm not feeling well.

You come down. I will make
you all right in two minutes.

Why? Have you specially
brought any doctor or what?

Not doctor,
your to-be son-in-law has come.

Another new son-in-law has come?

It's as if not a
son-in-law, but a newspaper.

- It changes daily.
- Shut up! Idiot!

Please come, father.
He is waiting downstairs.

The house is good, Raja.
Now this is to be seen

that, how is your to-be father-in-law.

Oh God! What is this rogue doing here?

Who is he? As soon as he saw me, he jumped

and sat facing his back towards me!

He is a bit of a shy kind of a person.

He is scared of you father, isn't it?

What's there to get scared?
Am I a ghost or a devil?

Will I eat him or what?

- Sir, the one who had come before him.
- Yes.

He had hidden his eyes.

There was something fishy in his eyes.

He has hidden his face.

I hope there isn't any stain on his face.

- Hey, no buddy!
- I'll give you one slap!

- Please show me your face, like a man.
- Look, if you see me

then you'll get a big shock.
You'll get the biggest shock of your life.

What kind of a beauty
is filled in your face

after seeing which I will get shocked?
Show me your face!

See, children have said that good old men

- shouldn't be so arrogant.
- Let the children go to hell!

Will you show me your face
or should I fly till there

and remove your hand? Show me your face!

By the way, I didn't want to but still

if you're insisting so
much, then here you go.

Ok, see for yourself.

[LOUD SCREAMING]

Hey, he fell down! Father! Father!

Hey, what happened to him?
What happened to him?

Someone please call the doctor.

Hey, call the fire
brigade, friends, relatives

- call the ones who sing, the ones who cry.
- Hey quiet!

Talking nonsense! You idiot!

Baake, he doesn't epilepsy, does he?

Epilepsy?! Oh yes.
Make him smell shoes, stale onions.

One minute.
I will make him smell shoes. Sir!

Smell the shoes and
gain consciousness soon.

Listen. Now whether you
make him smell stale onion

or a torn shoe, he will gain consciousness

only after the interval.

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

[CAR STARTING]

Hey, where are you? Where are you?

K.K.: Hey, at least let me
peacefully sit in the bathroom!

- Come soon. Come outside. We're ruined!
- [TOILET FLUSHING]

Please come soon! Come out soon!

Hey, what problem has arisen?
Is it an earthquake?

- Kiran has eloped from the house!
- What?!

See. Read this.
All this is the result of your arrogance.

KIRAN: Father,
I and Raja have decided to get married.

Today evening, at 5 o'clock,
we are getting married at Baake's house.

This cannot happen!

Come!

- At least wear your pant.
- Let the pant go to hell! My honour is getting ruined.

- And even this will come down! Come!
- Oh God! At least, listen!

[SANSKRIT MANTRAS CHANTING]

- Get up for the sacred rounds.
- Hold this.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

This marriage cannot happen! Stop it!

The God of devils has come!
Baake! Stop him!

You all go ahead.
I will handle the old man.

[ANKLETS CHIMING]

- Leave this towel!
- If you stop being arrogant

then I'll leave this towel.

Hey, Priest! This is a fraud.

This is betrayal! This is a fraud!

This marriage is being
done against my will!

Hey, don't listen to him!
Keep making the rounds!

Have you gone crazy?

Hey, Priest! Hey, stop this!

Make it fast, Priest. It's almost done.

- Don't leave the towel.
- Now the marriage is consummated.

What are you saying?! Is it?

Now you both have become husband and wife.

Hey, how can they become husband and wife?

The bride giving ceremony
wasn't done at all.

I did the bride giving ceremony, Sir.

Now you both go and take the blessings.

Please you go first.
I am feeling very shy.

No, I won't take the blessings
of this football player.

- Please go.
- Fine. If you say, then I'll do a bit of daring.

Father-in-law, mother-in-law.

See, I am not ashamed of
what all has happened.

[GROANING]

Wait! They can't get married! Stop it!

Congratulations, Mr. Singhania.

For what?!

Firstly you got my daughter
married to my enemy

and on top of that
you're congratulating me?

- Marriage?! Me?!
- Yes, you!

If you wouldn't have caught my towel

then I wouldn't have let them
take even a single round.

And furthermore you did my
daughter's bride giving ceremony!

- Who are you to do so?
- Bride giving ceremony?

I myself keep begging to the people

from where will I do the
bride giving ceremony?

Mistress. You have been ruined.

Sir has gone mad. Call the doctor.
Get his check-up done.

- I am getting tensed.
- I will hit him.

- Oh God!
- I will hit him a lot!

He is right.
What nonsense are you talking?

Which marriage, whose marriage?

Surely you must have dreamt something.

Hey, what kind of a dream?
He had held my towel...

- Where is my towel?
- Which towel?!

- Where is my towel?
- I don't have a handkerchief

- from where do I bring a towel?!
- Oh yes!

I was dreaming!
Dear Kiran hasn't got married!

Hey, dear Kiran hasn't got married!

See, my clothes are also the same!

Everything is the same.
I don't know why had you

- become unconscious.
- Why had I become unconscious?

I don't know, Sir. But what not did
we do to make you gain consciousness.

We made you smell stale onions

- and the dirty undergarment of the gardener.
- Oh no!

We made you smell stinking shoes.

See this. There lies the bunch of shoes.

The shoes became unconscious,
but still you didn't gain consciousness.

After that,
I made you smell this socks of mine.

Then you gained consciousness.

Keep it inside your pocket.
By smelling its stinking smell

I came out of my dream.

- At least you gained consciousness!
- Let such a consciousness go to hell!

Where is dear Kiran?

She has gone to the farm
house, along with her friends.

She wouldn't have gone with her friends.

She must have surely gone
with that Joint owner.

- What?!
- I think that something is really fishy, Sir. You control her.

Otherwise, I won't be able
to show my face to anyone.

Hey, she is my daughter! How won't you
be able to show your face to anyone?

When you'll get insulted,
then won't I get insulted too

- along with you?
- Yes. What?

[CAR PASSING SOUND]

[TELEPHONE RINGING]

Hello. Raja, the owner of the
Joint, speaking.

Did you get only my house,
in the whole city to commit a robbery?

My elders have said,
that you shouldn't commit robbery

- in the house of dacoits.
- Fine. What did you say?

- Dacoit?!
- No. I mean that why did you call me, Sir?

You do one thing. As soon as possible

- you reach my house.
- What are you doing, Sir?

It does take time to bring
the marriage procession.

Hey, I will take out
your marriage procession.

- First, you reach here alone.
- Fine. I understood it.

You want to talk about the dowry
before the marriage procession.

- I will come just now.
- Hey you

I'm not telling you. Chhotu!
Bring the rickshaw.

Enjoy yourselves girls.

Hey, you over smart!

Are you mad, that you're breaking
a bottle in the middle of the road?

You called me over smart?

- Hey, what are you doing buddy?
- [TONGUE CLICKING]

- You are so thin!
- But Sir...

Keep quiet, buddy.

He is a real fighter.
Why were you fighting with him?

Do you want to die?

Do you know what a thing he is?

Do you know what a bomb he is?
Do you know?

- Explain him.
- He won't even get hurt.

How much you hit him,
the punch will hurt you.

Do you want to see it?

Did he get hurt? It won't hurt him.

Do you want to see more?

See, he won't get hurt. Fine. Now see.

Now I'll kick him. I'll kick him so hard

but it won't make any difference to him.

He won't get hurt, buddy.

Hey, this is nothing.
He is a very strong man.

Even if I pick up such a big
stone and throw it on his head

then too, it won't make
any difference to him.

- Do you want to see it?
- No. He understood that.

He is a moron.
Whom were you fighting with?

You didn't understand him.

You go brother.
Your sisters are waiting for you.

We people will also leave. Come.

[PANTING]

They aren't my sisters. They...

Oh! They are your girlfriends.
Sorry buddy.

Don't feel hurt. Let's go.

Come. Let us leave. You are a moron.

Good that he came or else I...

Let us leave brother.
You don't know what a strong man he is!

Fine brother. Sorry! Sorry!

Why are you laughing?

He went away after beating you up!

How do you know?

- Last week, he had beaten me in the same way.
- What?

Then why didn't you tell me before?

He would have hit me again.

Hey Sir, do you have a
change of 100 rupees?

- No. I just have 20 rupees.
- What? Only 20 rupees?

Hey listen. Come here.
A rickshaw driver is standing outside.

Give him 10 rupees and you
keep the rest 10 rupees as tip.

Tell me. What was the matter?
Why had you called me?

- Yes. Come. Sit. No. Sit here.
- Why?

- Have you kept a bomb here?
- Fine then sit here!

- Fine. Please sit.
- Yes. Say, fast.

Now is the time for my business.

Yes. Today I have made this decision

after giving it a lot of thought
that I won't break your Joint.

That you wouldn't have
been able to break anyways.

What's there to give it a thought?

See, the vast distance that lies
between my position and your status,

I have called you here to explain that.

The vast distance that
lies between your position

and my status,
I saw that as soon as I came.

See, I had this 100 rupee note
and you had a 20 rupee note.

So, it's a distance of 80 rupees.

Today, I'm not at all in a mood to joke.

But, as soon as I see
you, I feel like joking.

Sir, think one thing peacefully,
that if your daughter and

I get married, then this is
your hotel and this is my Joint.

This is the girl's in-law's house

and this the girl's maternal house.

Sometimes the girl will
be in her in-laws house

and sometimes in her maternal house.

The whole day she will be
jumping from here to there.

She's your only daughter. Why are you
bothered if she stays happy all her life?

Shut up! Today I will show
you, how big is the distance

that lies between your
position and my status.

Come with me! Come on!

See this! Should I show you your status?

These are my daughter's clothes.

She doesn't touch that dress
again, which she wears once.

And see this!

My daughter's shoes.

She doesn't put her legs into that shoe

which she wears once. See more! Come here!

See this! All these are
my daughter's perfumes.

All are imported from Paris. And see this!

See these jewelleries!
Have you heard about their price?

This is worth 5 lakhs,
10 lakhs and 15 lakhs!

And this! This jewellery
is worth crores of rupees.

Each set is worth 50 lakhs! See this!

You must have never
seen it in your dreams.

See this! I am going to give
all this to my daughter.

- What do you have?
- I have a Joint, don't I?

And then after you die,
all this will be mine only.

Hey! I'll give you a tight slap!

You can't even bear the
weight of a single box.

Then how will you take
care of my daughter?

I can lift you as well.

But right now, I am not in any such mood.

And don't show me these jewelleries Sir.

I have no interest in them.
I am a poor man.

And if the question is about this
bag, then yes.

I can surely pick up this bag.

And along with that,
I can run away with it as well.

Hey you thief! Someone catch him!

- Catch him!
- You get aside!

Hey, my mother-in-law!
My sweet mother-in-law!

Hey, what are you playing with him?!
Catch him!

Where did he go?

Hey, there he is! Catch him!
Hey you thief! Catch him!

- Taxi! Is this taxi empty?
- Yes. It's empty.

That man took away my goods
worth lakhs of rupees.

- Follow him.
- Here you go.

Hey, what kind of door it is!

Hey, I had to follow him!
Where are you going?

- Is it empty?
- Yes Sir.

One minute, or else you will run away.

[METER FLICKING]

That man is running away with my goods

- worth lakhs of rupees. Follow him!
- Fine.

What has happened to the public of Mumbai?

That one ran away with the
car and he himself ran away.

Hey, you!

'Income Tax Department'

[PANTING]

Hey, who are you? How did you come inside?

Sir, take this bag in your custody.

- There are diamonds and jewellery worth crores of rupees in it.
- What?

Yes.

But from where did you
get all these jewelleries?

Sir, they were illegally kept by someone.

With great difficulty,
I have brought it snatching away from him.

He must be following me, Sir.

- Here he comes, Sir!
- Hey, mister!

- All this belongs to him.
- Is this stuff yours?

No. It isn't mine.
I was going on the upper floor

but I came down. It isn't mine.

What are you doing up and down?

He is lying, Sir.
This stuff belongs to him.

Well done, young man.
You have helped the government.

- Thank you.
- You'll be rewarded for this.

- How much?
- 10 % of this stuff.

Hey, my life is set.

Get your name and

- address written here.
- Hey, I will get the name and address

- of my whole family written.
- One minute.

Hello. Just send Mr. Sharma
and Shashi Sinha from there.

[YAWNING]

[TONGUE CLICKING]

Sir, you poor thing came on the road!

So, you can't even speak now?

Sir, listen to me, with a cool mind.

See, the very big difference that existed

between our status,
that is reduced by 90%.

Now even you are poor, I am poor,
do the bride giving ceremony

- and fulfill an auspicious ceremony.
- You...

[GIGGLES]

My shoe?

Sir, please come. What will you have?

- This shoe!
- Give Sir a shoe to eat.

Don't feed me a shoe, but get my shoe down

and give it to me. You have hung my shoe.

See Sir, people hang a horse's shoe

to make their shop run well.
I have hung your shoe.

And since the time, I have hung your shoe

my business is doing so
well, that I won't.

- I beg in front of you.
- I won't give back your shoe.

- I won't be able to do this.
- [BURPING]

[BURPING]

Hey you what are you doing here?

I had come here to eat food.

Hey, you are my hotel's
manager and you eat food here?

My salary gets spent in
eating food in your hotel.

What is left?
You think what will be my future!

Future hey, this foreigner!
He stays in my hotel

but he's eating here!

Not only this foreigner,
this black man, that thin man

that fat man,
all of them stay in our hotel only.

- But they come here to eat.
- Why?

Is my food stale?

Does their stomach start
aching after eating that?

Your food is four times costly than others.
On that sales tax

male tax, this tax...

And upon that,
whoever eats once in my hotel

- he comes here again and again.
- Hey you

are you on my side or his side?

- I am always on your side.
- How can this be on my side?

My finger is towards him,
but my heart is towards you.

I am faithful to you.

Now you'll eat my beatings too.

You have gone crazy in your old age.

- Nothing.
- Yes!

This Joint owner is harassing a lot.

Something must be done about him.

Sir, where have brought me to?

I'll tell you. Read this board.

Very good. Sell the hotel.

Remove the root cause of the problem.

That is not my board. This board is mine.

Oh my God. New rate for Maharaja hotel.

Spicy Chicken was rupees
175 and now it is rupees 25?

Rice rupees 120 to rupees 20?

Grilled fish rupees 100 to rupees 10?

What is this?
Cabaret dance free with one beer?

What are you doing? You'll be ruined.

I will ruin myself completely
to uproot that Joint fellow.

How is the scheme?

No one will eat in his Joint now.

Hey! Why are you all
sitting and eating here?

There in that 5 star hotel, in 20 rupees

you get food that will fill your
stomach along with that beer

- and even cabaret for free.
- What?!

- Get up.
- Are you telling the truth?

- Yes. You yourself come and see.
- Yes.

- Come soon.
- Everything in rupees 20.

Hey, where are you people running away?

Hey Chhotu! What happened?
Where are these people going?

Hey brother Raja! Look at that Sir!

By reducing the rates
of the food in his hotel

and by arranging a cabaret
programme in his hotel

he has made all the arrangements

to drive our Joint into a loss.

Oh!

- This means that the old man is going on playing tricks!
- Yes!

He doesn't know the tactics

and he's come to fight with me?

[TELEPHONE RINGING]

- Hello. K.K speaking.
- Sir, an incredible thing has happened!

Hey, your enemy's business
has gone into such a loss

the same way like the hair is
lost, after balding the head!

Hey, this is nothing!
You watch, till the evening

even his Joint will get vanished.
And you do one thing.

Make arrangements for
tomorrow night's train ticket.

Sir! Are you going to your village?

Hey you fool! I am not going.

I am sending that Joint owner.

I will make the enemy disappear
after I win and he loses.

I am just coming in some time. Fine?

So, Baake, how are the enemies?

Forget the enemies,
remove the handkerchief

- from your pocket.
- Why?

To wipe your tears, forget a handkerchief

even a bed sheet will fall short for you.

- What nonsense are you talking?
- Look there.

Why is there so much crowd, buddy?

Why are people standing in a queue?

When the people who are sitting and eating

when they'll get up,
then they'll get a chance to eat.

When they eat and get up,
then the others will get a chance.

The whole story has changed, Sir.

He came out to be a very big businessman.

- How's that?
- Come, I'll show you.

- Yes.
- Please come here!

- You know to read and write, don't you?
- So what?

Read it.

"Brothers and sisters,
come and eat food to your heart's content."

"Pay when you feel like,
otherwise don't pay."

- Hail India?
- Hail India!

- Here is the train ticket.
- Hey you fool!

When you came to know that everything

has become vice-versa,
then what was the need to bring

- the train ticket for him?
- This train ticket doesn't belong to him.

This is the ticket to your
village, Alibaug.

Yes what did you say? Shut up!

Where is he? Call my enemy!

Sir, this is the same as
the pigeon tried to walk

like a duck and forgot his own walk.

Hey, it's not a pigeon, but a crow.

At least, give an example properly.

Now what's the need to
get into the example?

That's what I am saying. Anyways!

To get my Joint broken down

you have used all means
like buttering, money

punishment and class.
But you have been unsuccessful.

If you really have to remove my
Joint then I give you one chance.

You will have to compete with me.

- Which competition?
- Of singing and playing music.

If you win, then I'll remove my Joint.

If I win, then you'll have to
get your daughter married to me.

- I agree.
- Hey, my destiny has been made!

Sir! You agreed without even thinking.

Do you know to sing or to play music?

Hey, you don't know and
even he doesn't know.

What?! Singing has been
my familial profession.

Before the hotel,
we used to do this work only.

Oh God! I suspected since before.

- I take my mother's oath. But my heart never agreed.
- Hey you!

- I didn't sing and play music on the road.
- No!

Profession means we used to sing
and play music in the king's palace.

- But I am very weak in one aspect.
- What?

- I don't know how to form couplets.
- Hey!

Don't worry about that, Sir.
I also am a road-side poet.

I will write couplets on
paper and keep giving you.

- You just handle the rhythm.
- That's it!

"Go and bring fragrance, beauty"

"colour and get the mood as well."

"It is said that once the age
passes, it doesn't come back."

"So, go and get back my
youth from the tavern."

"Wow!"

"Hey, an era once passed"

"it doesn't come back."

"Maybe, he hasn't seen that."

"He has gone crazy in his old age,
he doesn't understand anything."

"A jasmine doesn't suit on a rat's head."

"A jasmine doesn't suit."

"A jasmine doesn't suit on a rat's head."

"There is a lot of difference
between a rich man"

"like king Bhoj and a
poor man like Gangu Teli."

"There is a lot of difference
between a rich man"

"like king Bhoj and a
poor man like Gangu Teli."

"What say boss? Its fine, isn't it?"

"What did you say? Rat?"

"I am a bag on sugar,
and he is a piece of sugarcane"

"I am a bag on sugar"

"I am a bag on sugar,
and he is a piece of sugarcane."

"There is a lot of difference
between a rich man"

"like king Bhoj and a
poor man like Gangu Teli."

"There is a lot of difference
between a rich man"

"like king Bhoj and a
poor man like Gangu Teli."

"You are on the verge of dying."

"You are on the verge of dying."

"You are on the verge of dying."

"You are on the verge of dying."

"The days of life are quite numbered."

"The fellow peeps in my
house from the parapet."

"The fellow peeps in my
house from the parapet."

- Yes.
- "The fellow peeps in my house from the parapet."

"He has an eye on my money."

"Hey old man! This couplet is for you."

"If a man is good,
then his money isn't important."

"If his heart is good"

"then his face isn't important."

"Tell this to this unaware gambler."

"If the product is good"

"then the price isn't important."

"What a couplet you have said!"

"I was created of realism but
you were cursed by realism."

"If I wasn't there,
then what would have happened to you?"

"If you weren't there,
then what would have happened to me?"

"If you weren't there,
then this hotel wouldn't have existed."

"If I wasn't there,
then this Joint wouldn't exist."

"Neither this hotel would have
existed, nor this Joint."

"Neither this rubbing would
have happened" "nor this fight."

"Don't create phony puzzles for me."

"Don't create phony."

"Don't create phony puzzles for me."

"There is a lot of difference between"

"a rich man like king Bhoj and
a poor man like Gangu Teli."

"There is a lot of difference between"

"a rich man like king Bhoj and
a poor man like Gangu Teli."

"Hey Gangu!"

"Hey Pangu!"

"Hey Gangu Gangde!"

"Hey you lame Pangu!"

- "Come on. Say!"
- "Then listen!"

"Just try to understand a thought."

"It is a great thought to
understand a thinking."

"Just try to understand a thought."

"It is a great thought to
understand a thinking."

"Those who understand but
still behave like a fools."

"According to me he is a fool."

"A fool!"

"Don't think that I am a fool."

"Don't think."

"Don't think that I am a fool."

"I can't understand your thinking"

"I can't understand your thinking"

"I loved him, this was the limit of love."

"I gave my life to him,
this was the limit of trust."

"Even after dying, my eyes were open"

"this was the limit of my waiting."

"This was the limit of my waiting."

"This was the limit of your waiting."

"This was the limit of your waiting."

"I suffered your company,
this was the limit of bearing."

"I fought with you,
this was the limit of fighting."

"I opened a Joint in front of you"

"this was the limit of my opening."

"This was my limit of opening!"

"This was the limit of your opening!"

"This was the limit of your opening!"

"Money in my house!"

"Its hard to decide
whether I go here or there"

"I am in a big difficulty!"

"Should I go here or
there, there or here?!"

"Where do I go?!"

"He lost his money and riches."

"He lost his honour in a crowded place."

"He was flying high!"

"Buddies, I have won the game"

"I have won and he has lost"

"I have won and he has lost"

"I have won and he has lost."

"His palace is all mine."

"It's mine."

"His palace is all mine."

"There is a lot of difference between"

"a rich man like king Bhoj and
a poor man like Gangu Teli."

"There is a lot of difference between"

"a rich man like king Bhoj and
a poor man like Gangu Teli."

"There is a lot of difference between"

"a rich man like king Bhoj and
a poor man like Gangu Teli."

"There is a lot of difference between"

"a rich man like king Bhoj and
a poor man like Gangu Teli."

KIRAN: Sir,
the doctor has said that your plaster

will be removed within two days.

Then you can very happily
do a classical dance.

Why are you looking up, again and again?

Baby, I can fight with horses
and elephants on the earth

but not with that boy.

That boy sat twice on me
and my leg got fractured.

Now if I meet that boy,
then I will break his leg.

Why are you talking such things, Sir?

- Who are you all?
- What are you all doing?

- Leave, baby!
- Save me!

Save me!

Hey, my leg broke!
Catch that idiot! You fools!

[GROANING]

Mother, my other leg also broke!

[SNORING]

[SNORING]

[SNORING]

Listen! Please wake up!

Hey, what is the matter?
Has a flood come about

or has an income tax raid
happened in our house?

- What is the problem?
- It's 2 o'clock in the night

and Kiran hasn't retuned yet!

Hey, she will come. You sleep.

Its strange! The daughter is
missing for the whole night

and the father is sleeping.

Which father and daughter
doesn't have a fight.

That doesn't mean that
the father turns his face

away from the daughter.

- Hey, I haven't turned my face away, my dear wife!
- And you!

I love my daughter much more than you do.

What kind of love is this?

Now I think, that the truth
must be revealed. Listen.

- What?
- I'll tell you one thing. It's a secret.

Don't tell it to anyone.
Bring your ears near me.

- I myself have got my daughter kidnapped.
- What?

Yes.

- You have got her kidnapped?
- Yes.

- But why?
- To free her from that jerk Joint owner.

He wanted to insult me by
becoming my son-in-law.

So I hid my daughter only.

What nonsense have you done?

- It's not nonsense!
- This was the only way to have an upper hand.

For my dignity, I can get myself kidnapped

- and can get you kidnapped too.
- What?!

Because, if once the dignity is lost

then it never comes back.
It makes you lose your dignity

and I love my dignity very much.

This is why I got my daughter kidnapped.

- Please tell me. Where is she?
- Really?

- Should I tell you?
- Yes.

Tell me one thing.
Are you on my side or on his side?

- On your side.
- What kind of support is this?

Wherever our daughter is,
she is very comfortable there.

So you also sleep comfortably
and let me also sleep.

I am feeling very sleepy.

[SNORING]

Where are you hiding,
I am suffering here. Kiran!

- Hey! Who is it?
- Hey Sir.

Do you have the change of 100 rupees?

Hey, you are always roaming
with this 100 rupees?

Didn't you get its change done till now?

I am going to get married
into such a big house

so nowadays I have stopped
keeping change with me.

Have you ever seen your
face in the mirror?

[GIGGLES]

Yes, I have. It's very good.

Your daughter likes it very much.

This is why we both felt
that for each other.

And very soon we both
will set up our that.

And you will keep looking at that.

- What's that?
- My face.

This is called as a cat
dreaming of eating chicken

and a snake dreaming of eating eggs.

So you see eggs in your dreams?

- No. I keep seeing you.
- I am that egg, which when hatches

will create a lot of problems for you.

Will you go from here or not?

Hey, anyways since quite a few days

I haven't seen my wife, I mean,
would-be wife. Kiran! Kiran!

- She can't meet you.
- Why not?

- She has gone very far away.
- Where has she gone?

- That I won't tell you.
- Hey, that I'll find out.

You won't be able to find
out even after seven births.

Then I'll take an eighth
life on loan from God

- and will take birth again.
- You take ten births.

I challenge you to find out where she is.

If this is the matter Sir,
then my name is also not Raja.

I will make you yourself
say where Kiran is

within 24 hours.

- Go outside and do it.
- I'll do it here only, in the hall.

- You.
- Hey Sir!

- K.K.: Get out!
- RAJA: Don't remove your shoes!

- Brother Raja.
- Yes.

You have challenged that you
will find out where Kiran is

within 24 hours. But how will you do that?

I am thinking, buddy!
Let me think peacefully!

[BELL RINGING]

- Incredible Sir!
- [HUMMING]

You are getting happy the same way

as frogs and turtles get
happy during the first rain.

- You fool!
- Yes.

If you are appreciating
someone then at least

give some good examples.

Am I a turtle or a frog? Who am I?

You are looking very happy.
What is the matter?

Hey, why wouldn't I be happy?

Today my enemy wouldn't have been able to

find my daughter.
He will get out of her life forever.

He is the thorn on a mulberry tree.
He won't get out so easily.

Tell me one thing. You are my manager.

You take your salary from me.

Are you on my side or his side?

- I am on your side only.
- What kind of support is this?

- No. You didn't understand.
- Oh, I didn't understand?

I mean, that he's like a
chewing gum stuck on the hair.

When a chewing gum sticks on the hair

you have to cut that hair of that part.

But the chewing gum
doesn't leave its place.

Hey, forget the place.
I will make him leave the city.

Why are you laughing?

Forget this city,
I am not ready to leave this house Sir.

Time will only decide this.
24 hours are going to get over.

After that your defeat and my win.

I am not going to accept
defeat so easily, Sir.

Then will you get defeated after
doing classical dance and folk dance?

That I don't know.
But I will surely make you do folk dances.

Inspector Ajgar Singh reporting.

Inspector Ajgar Singh!
Good you came, Sir. Arrest him.

- I haven't come to arrest him, but you.
- Me?!

- For what crime?
- He has lodged a complaint

that you have murdered your daughter.

- No Sir. He is lying.
- According to the law

we will have to search your house.

Soldiers! Dig in the walls, tear off sofas

tear off the carpet,
make the chandelier fall

and if even then you all
don't find the dead body

then a bulldozer is standing outside.

- Make it walk over this house!
- K.K.: Hey, how can you do this?

Attack!

[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]

Hey, you are a policeman or
from the income tax office?

- What are you doing?
- Mr. K. K!

Yes.

We have got the information
from the crime branch

that you have hid his Anarkali

in some wall or pole of your house.

- Anarkali!
- Coolly. It will break buddy!

Anarkali!

Sir, here is that dead body.

- Dead body?
- Kiran!

K.K! The dead body!

Kiran!

[SOBBING]

Hey, this idiot father
killed his innocent daughter!

No! All this is a lie!
This can't be possible at all!

You aren't a father but a murderer!

Hey, why are you acting?
I haven't done this murder.

Hey, you killed my bangle-laden Kiran.

Bangle-laden?

- So what?
- Meaning bangles worn in the hands.

Hey, what did you feed her?
She has turned black.

She has turned black means
you have given her poison.

Mr. K. K. You are under arrest.

You will get a punishment
for at least 14 years

or you will be hanged till death.

Hey buddy, how can this be possible?
She isn't my daughter Kiran.

Hey, if she is your daughter
then how can you deny it?

Because she cannot be my daughter.

Hey, if she is your daughter
then how can you deny it?

Because Kiran can't come here only.

If she has come, then how can you deny it?

Because I have caged her.

If she is free, then how can you cage her?

Hey, I have caged her in my old bungalow

- and kept her there.
- He is lying!

He has only one bungalow
and no other bungalow!

Oh my God, I do have another bungalow
near the red mountain in Khandala.

Thank you. I had to find out
in 24 hours and I have done so.

Soldiers! Let us go back!

Hey! The truth has been revealed!
Attention! Turn behind.

- My money?
- Sorry?

My money?

- Which money?
- 500 rupees.

Yes. Take this.

- Money for what?
- For acting!

Buddy, she was acting in
front of me and even you'll.

Where did she go? This girl went away!

- The girl went away but the your phone has rung.
- [TELEPHONE RINGING]

What? Phone?!

Hello? Cat? There isn't any rat here!
Get lost!

Hey! Give it to me!

Hello. Yes Billi. Yes.
I am K.K. Tomorrow? Morning?

Fine. Ok. Very good. Thank you.

Now see how I teach that
Joint owner a lesson!

Tomorrow morning,
my friend is landing here from America.

What else, Baldev?

How was your journey
from America till here?

Hey buddy,
in the excitement of meeting you

I didn't realize when I reached

London from America,
and from America till here.

Uncle, why didn't your daughter come

to receive us at the airport?

Dear, Indian girls are very shy.

This is why, they don't meet their
to-be-husband before marriage.

Oh, I see!

But you don't worry uncle.
Once she gets married to me

then I'll take her to America
and make her so modern

that she'll openly romance with me.

Uncle, look there!

Hey Sir! [WHISTLES]

They are sticking so much
to each other and sitting

that no air is passing from between.

Hey K.K, why are you feeling shy buddy?

Hey, if the boy and girl
are doing such cheap things

then people like us have to feel shy.

Kiran! Kiran!

- Oh God, what is the matter?
- Kiran!

Why are you looking so angry?

But you had gone to the
airport, to bring your friend.

- Where is he?
- I have left them in a hotel and come.

This girl will never let me live peacefully.
Where is she?

She is in her room.

Father, if I'll get married
then only to Raja, otherwise...

Listen to me.

Not only in this birth,
but not in any birth

can you get married to that beggar.

If you'll get married,
then only to my friend's son Mac.

And if you try to go against my decision

then I'll forget that you're my daughter.

Tomorrow is your birthday party.

And there I am going to
announce your engagement.

And if you try to do
something fishy in that party

then remember,
that you'll see the worst part of me.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Thank you.

Dad. Very bad.

My to be father-in-law
seems to be richer than you.

Idiot! Don't say such foolish things.

Don't worry dad.
An idea has come to my mind.

- What's that?
- I'll become your live-in son-in-law.

Shut up!

How are you Mr. Baldev?

Hey buddy K. K. where are you?

The party is lifeless without you.

Hey, my party's life is you and your son.

- How are you dear?
- First class, uncle. How are you?

- Fine, thank you.
- Uncle, your daughter can be seen nowhere.

Till his daughter doesn't come

you keep boiling like hot
water, by looking at her photo.

There is her photo.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

Dad! Very bad! She is that girl only

who was sticking and sitting
with that motorbike boy

in such a way, that no air
could pass between them, dad!

No! She might be some other girl.
She is my daughter.

- What say Baake?
- She is Sir's daughter.

But she's the same girl whom you saw.

What are you doing, you idiot?

- Are you on my side or theirs?
- I'm on your side.

How can this be on my side?

RAJA: Hey, today there is
a lot of chaos over here.

How come this fool came here?

Dad. Very, very bad!

This boy is the one who
was on the motorbike.

- You came here again?
- Hey Sir, do you have the change of 500 rupees?

You fool, you reached 500 from 100?

Now what do I tell you?
First I used to come in a rickshaw.

Today, I have come in a taxi.
What do I do?

- I have to take care of your dignity too.
- Who called you here?

- What are you saying?
- Does a son-in-law have to take permission...

to come to his in-law's house?

I just felt a bit uneasy and my heart beat

and the husband came to meet his wife.

Where is my wife?

You fool, stop dreaming such things.

Today, my daughter is going to get engaged

to my friend's son Mac
and very soon she will go

to America as his bride.

Forget America,
your daughter can't even go to Dharavi

nor to Chinchpokli.

And if she'll go,
then only with this relative of yours.

Relative?!
You can't even become my watchman!

Hey Sir! Don't hit me.

- Hey Sir.
- Get lost!

- Hey Sir.
- Get lost!

"Listen father-in-law! Father in-law."

"Listen father-in-law!
Now stop being arrogant."

"Listen father-in-law!
Now stop being arrogant."

"Agree to me. The bride will go with
Raja, the groom."

"The bride will go with Raja, the groom."

"Listen father-in-law!
Now stop being arrogant."

"Listen father-in-law!
Now stop being arrogant."

"Agree to me. The bride will go with
Raja, the groom."

"The bride will go with Raja, the groom."

"Open the doors and remove the security."

"Today decorate my marriage
crown with your own hands."

"Now I am free to say anything."

"Don't stop me like this,
I am your son-in-law."

"Drum will be played along with the band."

"Drum will be played along with the band."

"The marriage procession will arrive."

"The bride will go with Raja, the groom."

"The bride will go with Raja, the groom."

"Don't be so unaware in
spite of knowing everything."

"Your daughter is young."

"Come and do the bride giving ceremony."

"You won't get such a
good proposal again."

"You won't get such a son-in-law again."

"You enemy of love. Don't come in my way."

"You enemy of love. Don't come in my way."

"Keep your hands on mine."

"The bride will go with Raja, the groom."

"The bride will go with Raja, the groom."

"Hey moron!"

"Come. You darling."

"There should be a bed of dreams"

"with a garland of flowers."

"There shouldn't be any greed for money.
Just your love."

"I'll kiss your lips and hug you."

"Forgetting the world,
I'll just take your name."

"Our days and nights,
will be spent with so much fun only."

"Our days and nights,
will be spent with so much fun only."

"The bride will go with Raja, the groom."

"The bride will go with Raja the groom."

"Listen father-in-law! Father in-law."

"Listen father-in-law!
Now stop being arrogant."

"Listen father-in-law!
Now stop being arrogant."

"Agree to me.
The bride will go with Raja the groom."

"The bride will go with Raja, the groom."

"The bride will go with Raja, the groom."

"The bride will go with Raja, the groom."

"Praise the bridegroom."

K.K! Did you call us here, to get insulted

in a crowded place?

If your daughter loves some other boy

- then why did you...
- No buddy!

- All this is wrong. It's a lie.
- What's a lie?

We have seen everything ourselves

and you say that it's a lie. Come on.

But dad, it's very sad.
His daughter is so beautiful...

Shut up. Come on.

- Hey Billi, at least listen to me!
- I don't want to hear anything.

- I don't want to hear anything.
- Please listen buddy.

Sir, one party has left.
Now only one party is left.

- Now quickly bless both of us.
- I will surely bless you!

Sir, my mother had said that
whenever any elder hits you

then answer back by smiling.

May be he realizes his
mistake and your dignity

and self-respect is also maintained.

As far as Kiran is concerned,

I will surely take her from here.

Please don't try to stop me.

You'll fail to do that.

- Let us go Kiran. Come with me.
- Where?

Far away from this house, this environment

- into our world of love.
- Which love?

- Why are you joking?
- I am not joking, Raja.

You have understood a joke as love.

- What do you mean?
- Meaning that I have never loved you.

Then what was all that
was happening between us

till today and what was
happening downstairs?

[GASPS]

A drama. To get my real
love, I played this game.

- Real love?
- Yes.

My real love. Rahul.

So was I the only one,
whom you got from the whole world

- to make a fool?
- Father was arrogant

that he'll get me married
to any of his enemies

but he'll never let me marry Rahul.

And you knew that I was his biggest enemy.

[SIGHS]

He will never let you marry me.

I will be insulted and
thrown out of this house

and your way will be cleared for Rahul.

I am sorry, Raja.
Except this, I had no other option.

Kiran! Maybe, you don't know me.

If I wish,
then I can ruin this plan of yours.

My bite doesn't even allow
the venom to seek water.

The man who destroyed the top two floors

of your father's five star
hotel, for his Joints safety

what not can he do to keep his love alive.

But I won't do so.

Because I also have some
principles, madam.

Money gained without
working, forceful love

and dirty and stinking food,
all these three must have just one future.

They must be picked up
and thrown in the dustbin.

You don't know, Kiran.
By carrying out this trick

you have invited such a
big problem for yourself.

The man whom you're talking about

I don't know, how many lives has he ruined

- of girls like you.
- Shut up!

I don't want to hear
anything about Rahul. -Why?

Are you having any problem
in hearing the truth?

I have seen every shade
of his personality.

And may be your father too has seen.

This is why, he isn't ready
to get you married to him.

Because no father in the
world, will push her daughter

into any problem intentionally.

And your father? He loves you very much.

And you are betraying him?

Making a conspiracy against him?

Kiran. Till today, I considered your
father as my biggest enemy. But today?

Today, I pity him a lot.

With this decision of
yours, he won't be able to

show his face to anyone in the world.

He will die after being
humiliated so much!

And only you will be
responsible for his death!

But. But.

Raja?

Will you go like this only?

Wont you take your bride along with you?

This... one minute. I'll come back.

- Come dear.
- Father.

Ladies and gentlemen,
today I very gladly announce

that my daughter has
chosen her life partner.

It is true that I didn't
like that boy previously.

Because I didn't consider him
to be of my status and family.

But today I have realised my mistake.

And I being proud of my daughter's choice,

announce her engagement
with that boy only.

- Who is that fortunate boy?
- That boy is Raja.

[APPLAUSING]

[SHATTERS]

What will a poor man earn
and what will he spend?

You were saying that the
girl is in your trap.

Where is that girl?
Where is Singhania's crores of rupees?

That Singhania has announced
his daughter's marriage

with some other boy.

You kept on fooling us.

I will kill you.

Hey brother, what are you doing?

If he dies, our money that
we had spent on him too

will go away. He should be alive.
We will do one thing.

We will break his hands and legs and
leave him begging on the signals.

In this way we can recover our money.

Yes. It's not a bad idea.

Shut up!
What rubbish are you both talking?

In order to trap that girl,
we have already given you

lakhs of rupees.
But you turned out to be a loser.

A gambler wins or loses only
when he opens all his cards.

But my last card is yet to open.

You just see, how Kiran,
who is madly in love with me

brings all her father's
money and jewellery to me.

[TYRES SCREECHING]

- Rahul?
- Sir, is upstairs in his room.

Rahul?

Rahul.

[GIGGLING]

Rahul?

Kiran. It's so good to see you.

- Today I have left everything and come to you.
- Everything?

Yes, Rahul.
Today I have left my parents and

my everything for my love.

[TELEPHONE RINGING]

- Hello?
- PITAMBER: Rahul, come downstairs quickly.

Yes. Ok.

Kiran, you relax for two minutes.
I will just come.

- Ok?
- Ok.

Look. Look carefully.
Your last card has been opened.

You were saying that the girl
will bring crores of rupees

and jewellery. But she has got
her shoes here for hitting us

- on our heads.
- What happened if she did not get the money?

She has come as a key herself
to Singhania's locker.

Didn't you understand?

Through Kiran we can ask for
anything from her father.

Yes.

Yes. What will a poor man
earn and what will he spend?

- You are right.
- Now the idea of making you beg on the

- signals is cancelled.
- But how will all this happen?

We will deal with
Singhania for his daughter.

The price will be ten crores.

Ten crores.

Brother, I have heard that
he owns a farmhouse and

- a big bungalow in Khandala.
- Yes. Don't worry.

He will name that farmhouse
and bungalow in our names.

And also that five star hotel.
I have wanted it since a long time.

Will he do all these in our name?

Singhania will be forced to
give everything, in order

to save his daughter's life.

I will take the entire money

that I had spent on
pretending to love Kiran.

Otherwise I will cut her in pieces
and send those to her father.

[DRAMATIC BACKGROUND MUSIC]

You cheat! You traitor!
So till today you were pretending

to love me?
You were playing with my emotions?

I have left my parents and house for you.

And you? Rahul, I will kill you!
Leave me Rahul.

What are you waiting for? Take her inside.

Rahul, leave me. No. Rahul.

[SOBBING]

Forgive me father. This is my punishment.

For whom are you crying?

The one who has not bothered about the
dignity of this house and went away?

She has given us a bad
reputation in the society?

You are crying for the girl
who has not left us to show

- our faces to anybody.
- Be brave, father-in-law.

Father-in-law?
Do you still hope to be my son-in-law?

Hope dies only when a man dies, Sir.

It's fine if Kiran does not love me.
But I love her.

And I will never let my
love to be disgraced.

Neither will I let any harm come
to the dignity of this house.

[TELEPHONE RINGING]

- Hello.
- RAHUL: Singhania?

Yes speaking.

Listen to me carefully.
Your daughter, Kiran is in

- my custody.
- Who's speaking? Where is my daughter?

She is all right wherever she is.

- Pay her price and take her away.
- Hello! Who's speaking?

- Who are you?
- I am Raja.

Do you remember the auto
rickshaw, two girls

- beating you up.
- Oh! How can I forget you?

Explain one thing to the old man.

If he wants his daughter alive,
he has to give us ten crore rupees and

his farmhouse and bungalow in Khandala

and hotel Maharaja.

The property papers will be

in the name of three people,
Bishambernath, Pitambernath

and Rahul Sinha.
And this should be done today itself.

And yes, remember one thing.
If you do the mistake of

calling the police then
along with our handcuffs get

the arrangements for Kiran's death also.

Hello?

- He's a habitual offender.
- I won't give him a single penny.

- What are you talking? I want my daughter back.
- They...

Mother, you don't worry.
Everything will be all right.

Sir, it is true that Kiran
has troubled you a lot.

But after all she is your daughter.

And the history says
that fathers love their

daughters more.
Look she is innocent, arrogant.

But she is your only daughter.
If she is only not there

then what will you do with this money.
Lick it.

- Let's go and bring her back.
- But dear, they are asking for ten crore rupees.

Who is giving them ten crore rupees?
I am thinking of

running away with their ten crore rupees.

- Can you do this?
- Why? Didn't I run away with your money too?

They are very dangerous people, brother.

So were you less complicated?
When I have improved a

a person like you,
then they are the eggplants of which farm?

Somebody explain to him.
At least give the example correctly.

[TELEPHONE RINGING]

- Hello.
- WATCHMAN: Sir, a man has come. He is saying that he has come

from Bank of Singhania.

- What is in his hands?
- A big suitcase, Sir.

Let him in. Quickly.

Do you have a change of hundred rupees?

Wait there itself. Pitamber, search him.

Ok, I will take later.

- What?
- Stand straight.

- What are you doing, buddy?
- Stand straight.

Where are you touching?
What are you doing?

- What is this?
- Why are you getting scared so much?

It is not a bomb.
It is a fortune telling mirror.

- Fortune telling mirror?
- Yes. It's my part time job here.

To see fortunes.
I have little knowledge about it.

Come please. You too come please.

RAHUL: Today I have got
the opportunity to take

revenge for that day.
I will beat him so much that he

will remember for his entire life.

- I too have that in my mind.
- What?

To beat.

- Did you hear any sound?
- If you talk so loudly in your

- heart, then won't it be heard?
- Hey, you both are

arguing on what topic? Come on.
Come to the business.

Open the bag. Come on, hurry up.

First bring Kiran in front of me.

"Listen father-in-law!
Now stop being arrogant. Agree to me."

"The bride will go with the bridegroom."

Oh Lord!

- Why?
- Brother, your destiny says that even if I bring

double the amount of money
which is in this bag, then too

- you will remain bald.
- Hey, you called me bald?

Then what should I call a bald person.
A tambourine?

Hey! You are making fun of my brother?

First you didn't bother about
your younger brother's hair.

Now it's bothering you when
I am making fun of him.

[STAMMERS]

Brother, your destiny clearly
says that someone will

- soon cheat you.
- Who will cheat me?

- That - What are you saying?
He is my elder brother.

Where did I say anything, buddy.

- Raja.
- Where are you going there? First open the bag.

Open the bag.

This is not opening.

What is this joke?

This is the style. If you kick from
behind it will open from the front.

- Opened!
- Saw?

- Hey! What is this?
- One lakh rupees.

Fifty thousand for you both.

We had asked for ten crore rupees.

So where am I saying that
the amount is only one lakh.

- Where are the rest of the money?
- In the bank.

- In the bank? In whose account?
- Rahul's.

- In my account? But why?
- You had only told.

When did I say? Tell.

You yourself had told me
to deposit nine crores

ninety lakh rupees in your account.
I did that, buddy.

- He is telling a lie.
- What did you say?

Rahul is very smart.

He is telling a lie.
I am saying that he is telling a lie.

Ok. I am telling a lie.
Is the receipt a lie too?

And these papers? Is it a lie too?

Look at it.
Till then I will see his future.

- You will get a lot of beatings.
- This, what is this?

The entire property is only
in the name of Rahul Sinha.

Brother, he had called back
again after ten minutes

to say that the entire
property should be in his name.

He is telling a lie.
This is his conspiracy.

Ok. One minute. You call up at the bank.

One minute. Do.

- What is the number?
- 3074332.

Say slowly. 3074332.
And please on the speaker

so that even we can hear what
the opposite party is saying.

- Yes.
- Hello, National Bank?

Yes. National Bank.
This is manager Baakelal speaking.

Look, I wanted to ask you
that in your bank who holds

the account number 1074.

Yes, it is in the name of.
Mr. Rahul Sinha.

Sir, he has done a great thing!

Today he has blessed our bank.

Today he has deposited 9 crore
99 lakh rupees in his account.

Sir, what should I tell you?
I am very happy today.

And so I have climbed a pole.

And I am searching for small
companies to give them loans.

If you want a loan, then please

- you are most welcome.
- Oh no! Don't give even a single

- rupee from that money to anyone.
- Why?

Is it your father's money,
you son of a rag picker?

Son of a chameleon! You moron!
Keep the phone down.

- Hello!
- You idiot!

- Oh. I am sorry.
- He hitted me.

- What are you doing?
- I'll kill you!

I had explained him so
much that don't fight with

your boss, otherwise you
will be in trouble, didn't I?

So in turn he started saying
that, firstly I convinced

the girl and the two dogs
should enjoy its benefits?

- Did you say like that?
- Yes! Then when I again explained

to him, he told me that he will make two

bundles of fifty and put
them in these dogs' mouth

like a bone, so that they'll be
faithful to him all their life.

It does happen in life,
that when once a man says

something wrong and then
he has regrets for it.

Then after that what did you say? Yes!

What is that proverb?
What will a naked man do...

- and what will he spend.
- Yes!

I have come, Kiran.

I am a very sticky lover. Don't cry.

Brother, this is his conspiracy.

You are trying to be too clever.

Let me also hit him, buddy.
So that I can also show you all

that how can I beat someone very badly.

You...

You are trying to become a boxer.

What will a poor man spend,
if he doesn't have even a penny.

- Idiot, hits girls!
- Hit him more!

[EXHALES]

Traitor, fool, idiot!

Tell Singhania,
to make the property papers again.

In name of both the brothers.

Mr. Singhania who is sitting there
with the lawyer Mr. Daruwala.

Tell his manager to bring
the property papers here.

- His mobile number is 9821052236.
- 52236?

- 52236.
- Ok.

Till then I'll predict your future.
What will you do by sitting here.

You'll get bored just sitting like that.

- Just bow your head a little.
- What is this?

What?

Is there any enemy in your house?

- No.
- You aren't going to live for long.

What are you saying? Who will kill me?

- He?
- Not he. Some family member.

Is there any woman who is
your enemy in the house?

- Anyone who can give you poison?
- No.

She has left me and gone
away since a long time.

- Then who else will kill me?
- Brother, why are you so scared?

He is saying that I am
not going to live long.

- I am going to die soon.
- You are going to die? Really?

- Is he your brother?
- Real brother.

Then why is he laughing about your death?

Hey, what rubbish are you talking?
Where am I laughing?

There is nothing to laugh.
He really is not going to live long.

Death is dancing on his head.

The God of death can come here anytime.

- I have come.
- Has the god of death come?

Not the God of death.
Angel of death has come.

I mean Yamdoot.
Singhania's manager has come.

Hey you, bald! Chicken thief!

What are you doing?

[INDISTINCT VOICES]

Do you remember you used to
stay in the Teli lane and

used to stay in the colony of chickens.

You used to steal chickens
by coming in my colony.

Do you remember you had
stolen a red chicken?

How can I forget my childhood?

Which childhood?
You have hit me so much that

my head has been swollen.

Which Teli lane? Which chicken colony?

Which red chicken?

Neither have I gone to any
Teli lane nor have I stolen

- any chicken.
- Shut up!

- So you don't remember the Teli lane?
- No.

You have never been to the chicken colony?

Haven't you stolen my chicken?

Sorry buddy. I am very sorry, buddy.
No problem buddy.

What's there to cry in this?
Come on. Take it easy!

What are you doing?
First ask the person who is he?

Without looking,
you just started hitting him.

- Must he not be getting hurt?
- It hurts.

Yes. So ask for forgiveness.

I am very sorry.
Next time I will become bald and come.

At that time you can hit
me as much as you can.

- Tit for tat.
- Hey, tit for tat can be done later also!

First take out those property papers.

Oh papers! These are the papers and

- this is the ticket to London.
- Ticket to London? Who is

- going to London?
- You are going.

- Your name is Pitamber, isn't it?
- No, he is Pitamber.

- Why is Pitamber going to London?
- Where am I going?

- I am not going anywhere.
- Isn't he going to London?

First tell me,
in whose name are these papers?

- In Pitamber's name.
- In Pitamber's name?

- Yes.
- In my name?

Don't you remember what you had said?
Are you Pitamber or plumber?

You only told me to transfer
the papers in your name

because you aren't sure that
your brothers will live long.

Didn't you say so?

I had told you that its writtenin your
destiny that you are going to die soon.

- Your own brother wants to kill you.
- I didn't say any such thing!

Your face is showing
that you are very happy.

- No brother. I am not happy.
- Poor thing is crying.

- He can't do such a thing.
- You don't believe him.

They can be crocodile tears also.
Baake, you search his clothes.

Boss, you come here.
You don't know that nowadays

brothers kill brothers for money.
All these conspiracies

are done sitting at my Joint only.
Never trust anyone.

- What is this?
- See, he has purposely given a bomb

in your hand. It is going to explode.

Come in my lap! Come!

I could have never thought
also that my real brother

- would betray me so much!
- It's a very bad thing.

And, I never thought you will save me.

This is nothing, boss.
You see what all do I do with you

- in the future.
- Bravo! You are a very useful man.

- Do one more thing.
- What?

Tell that Singhania to name
his entire property only on

- my name.
- There is no need for this Bishamber.

I have come here myself.

Daddy!

Daddy!

Forgive me, daddy. Forgive me.

Bishamber,

for my daughter's sake, I have named
my entire property in your name.

What are you doing daddy?

Money comes and goes daughter.

But a daughter is the
dignity of the house.

And once if the dignity
goes, it never comes back.

Yes. Wait dear.

- I have done the signatures. Now even you do it.
- Yes!

Boss, before signing,
at least you should have read what

- is written on these papers.
- I will do the reading.

Me, Bishamber,
the son of Sitamber, in my full

consciousness, in front of four
people, standing on one leg

transfer my entire property,
car bungalow, money in the

name of Raja, the owner of the Joint.

- Did you see, brother? Rahul was right.
- Yes!

Wait, buddy! At least listen
to what's written ahead.

Aren't you able to speak?
Yes. Then, listen.

I kidnapped Singhania Sir's daughter

- and asked for ten crores.
- I didn't ask!

Listen.

When I didn't get the money

I threatened to kill his daughter Kiran.

- He did that!
- Hey! I was unconscious!

And all my friends have
supported me in my bad times.

This is why today I hand
over everything that's mine

whatever is left with me,
which includes a gold ring

a necklace, wrist watch and even

the clothes that I'm
wearing, all to my men.

And I request them to come and
forcibly snatch everything from me.

[STAMMERS] No!

Hey! What are you all waiting for buddy?

Your boss is requesting! Rob him!

- Come on! Rob him!
- What are you doing?

Rob him. You'll won't get
such an opportunity again.

- Go ahead!
- Leave me! What are you doing?

You traitors! I will see each one of you!

What dialogue you used to say?
If a poor man

- doesn't even have a penny.
- What will he spend?

Hands up! Go behind. Go!

Arrest Bishamber and Pitamber!

- Come!
- Please come inspector Sir.

Boss. Where are you
going, after transferring

this property worth rupees
ten crores in my name?

Hey, I am naked!

What will a poor man spend,
if he doesn't have even a penny.

[GIGGLES]

I will see each one of you all!

Daddy! Henceforth, whatever you
say, I'll do that only.

- Promise?
- Yes!

Do you like this boy?

Daddy!

Then watch a drama and support me in that.

I can hear what one feels
and father and daughter

are talking on top of their voices.

Come dear! No one here is ours!

Hey! How can this be possible?
I am here your son-in-law, isn't it?

- Where are you leaving me and going?
- Who son-in-law?

- Whose son-in-law?
- Hey, I am your son-in-law

standing in front of you.

You are the owner of a simple
Joint and I am the owner

of a five star hotel.

On one side am I,
a rich man like king Bhoj

and on the other side is you,
a poor man like Nangu Teli.

It isn't Nangu but Gangu.
At least give examples properly.

- You are Teli, isn't it?
- Yes, that I am.

That's enough.

- Hey!
- Come dear.

- How can this happen?
- Raja!

"Listen father-in-law,
now stop being arrogant."

"Listen to me!"

"The bride will go with the groom."

"The bride will go with the groom."

"The bride will go with the groom."

"The bride will go with the groom."

"Hail the groom!"