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I spend all this time and energy 11 00:00:36,853 --> 00:00:39,187 picking out fun ingredients for the burgers of the day. 12 00:00:39,356 --> 00:00:41,707 And last month, we had some really good ones. 13 00:00:41,858 --> 00:00:43,283 The Stilton of the Night burger. 14 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:45,786 The... If I Had a Pumper-nickel Burger. 15 00:00:45,938 --> 00:00:48,605 The Arugulas of Engagement Burger. I mean, come on. 16 00:00:48,698 --> 00:00:50,457 Yeah, they're all home runs or grand slams 17 00:00:50,609 --> 00:00:52,200 or whichever one of those is better. 18 00:00:52,294 --> 00:00:54,035 I guess people just like what's familiar. 19 00:00:54,129 --> 00:00:55,203 That's why I stick with the two of you. 20 00:00:55,222 --> 00:00:56,780 Hey, there's some of my old photos 21 00:00:56,949 --> 00:00:58,282 at the bottom of this box. 22 00:00:58,300 --> 00:00:59,558 How'd they get there? 23 00:00:59,709 --> 00:01:01,042 They're supposed to be in the 24 00:01:01,062 --> 00:01:03,378 "I'm gonna make an amazing photo album someday" box. 25 00:01:03,397 --> 00:01:05,672 And you're definitely gonna make that photo album. 26 00:01:05,824 --> 00:01:08,550 (gasps) Look. This is when I had braces. Ha. 27 00:01:08,644 --> 00:01:09,884 Talk about heavy metal. 28 00:01:09,978 --> 00:01:11,236 Ooh, awkward-phase Mommy. 29 00:01:11,388 --> 00:01:14,055 - Braces in all the right places. - Aw. Here's a picture 30 00:01:14,075 --> 00:01:16,891 of the fort my dad built in our backyard. 31 00:01:16,911 --> 00:01:19,244 That looks like a great... fort. 32 00:01:19,396 --> 00:01:21,580 Is this one of those Back to the Future pictures 33 00:01:21,807 --> 00:01:22,915 where the fort disappeared 34 00:01:23,142 --> 00:01:24,566 because your mom fell in love with you? 35 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:26,643 Well, my dad bought the wood, and he started to build it, 36 00:01:26,662 --> 00:01:28,495 - but he never actually finished it. - Why not? 37 00:01:28,647 --> 00:01:31,315 I think the game came on, then he had to go to the bathroom, 38 00:01:31,333 --> 00:01:33,333 then it was dinnertime, and then it was winter. 39 00:01:33,485 --> 00:01:35,502 I asked my mom if she could help me build it, and she said 40 00:01:35,654 --> 00:01:38,171 she and I weren't the kind of people who build stuff. 41 00:01:38,248 --> 00:01:40,432 That sounds like something awful your mom would say. 42 00:01:40,584 --> 00:01:43,769 That's not genetic, right? I built a bear that one time. 43 00:01:43,996 --> 00:01:46,346 Yeah. This might not go in the amazing photo album drawer. 44 00:01:46,498 --> 00:01:48,682 Maybe that's why it was in the sad receipt box. 45 00:01:48,834 --> 00:01:50,943 - Sorry, Bob. Great receipts. - This one's great. 46 00:01:51,094 --> 00:01:53,170 Somebody ordered extra cheese. 50 cents. 47 00:01:53,263 --> 00:01:54,947 That's going in the college fund. 48 00:01:55,098 --> 00:01:57,991 Which one of us is going to college? Not it. 49 00:02:00,512 --> 00:02:03,864 Tina, we have to defuse this bomb before it explodes. 50 00:02:03,958 --> 00:02:05,532 - Because that's what bombs do. - (slow beeping) 51 00:02:05,684 --> 00:02:07,275 The bomb is too sensitive for wire cutters. 52 00:02:07,369 --> 00:02:08,852 We'll have to use our lips to defuse it. 53 00:02:08,871 --> 00:02:10,778 Both of us, at the same time. 54 00:02:10,873 --> 00:02:12,706 Well, we trained for this. 55 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:14,115 Yeah, we did. A lot. 56 00:02:14,135 --> 00:02:16,526 - Mmm... Ah, ah. - Ah. Ah. 57 00:02:16,620 --> 00:02:17,878 LOUISE: Tina! 58 00:02:17,972 --> 00:02:19,529 - What? - It's my turn to use the desk. 59 00:02:19,623 --> 00:02:21,865 So if you could just wrap it up and wipe all your drool off, 60 00:02:21,958 --> 00:02:23,200 that would be great. 61 00:02:23,218 --> 00:02:24,810 But you already had your turn. It's my turn. 62 00:02:24,961 --> 00:02:26,536 Look, I'm sorry we have to share a desk, 63 00:02:26,630 --> 00:02:28,889 and I'm sorry I have a small room that is actually a closet, 64 00:02:29,041 --> 00:02:30,207 but I need an extra session 65 00:02:30,300 --> 00:02:32,467 because this assignment is a big deal. 66 00:02:32,636 --> 00:02:35,212 It's Dinosaur Week, Tina. Dinosaur Week! 67 00:02:35,230 --> 00:02:37,214 I have to write an essay about my favorite dinosaur, 68 00:02:37,232 --> 00:02:39,216 I have to make a poster, I have to write a letter 69 00:02:39,385 --> 00:02:41,309 to my favorite dinosaur. I am swamped. 70 00:02:41,328 --> 00:02:43,495 I remember Dinosaur Week. I did iguanodon. 71 00:02:43,647 --> 00:02:45,313 My letter to the dinosaur made Mom cry. 72 00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:47,833 Yes, so, as you know, if you don't participate 73 00:02:48,060 --> 00:02:50,076 to the fullest extent, you do not get donuts 74 00:02:50,229 --> 00:02:52,987 at the end of the week, which they call Dinosaur Donuts, 75 00:02:53,007 --> 00:02:55,007 'cause they're so big, I bet. 76 00:02:55,234 --> 00:02:57,751 No, they're just regular donuts. 77 00:02:57,920 --> 00:02:59,236 Okay, well, they're still donuts. 78 00:02:59,254 --> 00:03:02,014 So, move. Spinosaurus is a'calling. 79 00:03:02,165 --> 00:03:03,998 - (grunting) - I know your room is too small 80 00:03:04,018 --> 00:03:05,742 for a desk, Louise, but there are 81 00:03:05,761 --> 00:03:07,077 lots of other flat surfaces 82 00:03:07,079 --> 00:03:08,412 in the house that you could use. 83 00:03:08,505 --> 00:03:11,005 - Then go use one. - Ugh. Fine. 84 00:03:11,083 --> 00:03:13,083 Spinosaurus? More like whine-o-saurus. 85 00:03:13,101 --> 00:03:14,509 - What? - Nothing. 86 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:16,678 I'd like to see them try to resist the 87 00:03:16,772 --> 00:03:19,364 I Bean Of Greenie Burger with black bean parsley puree. 88 00:03:19,516 --> 00:03:22,259 Yeah, only a real sicko wouldn't order that. 89 00:03:22,352 --> 00:03:24,094 People are probably gonna want to take a selfie 90 00:03:24,263 --> 00:03:25,779 with that burger while smelling it. 91 00:03:25,931 --> 00:03:27,539 - A smelfie. - Thank you, Gene. 92 00:03:27,766 --> 00:03:29,708 - Where's Louise? - She's upstairs doing homework. 93 00:03:29,935 --> 00:03:31,117 In my room, on my desk. 94 00:03:31,270 --> 00:03:33,069 Louise is doing homework on a Saturday? 95 00:03:33,071 --> 00:03:34,362 Should I be worried? 96 00:03:34,381 --> 00:03:36,289 It's Dinosaur Week, which would be fine, 97 00:03:36,366 --> 00:03:38,366 if we weren't a friggin' one-desk house. 98 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:40,552 Sorry, sorry. Having three kids was a great idea. 99 00:03:40,779 --> 00:03:42,446 (gasps) Wait a second. 100 00:03:42,539 --> 00:03:44,890 I just figured out how we can put a desk in Louise's room. 101 00:03:45,117 --> 00:03:47,041 All we have to do is loft her bed. 102 00:03:47,061 --> 00:03:48,952 Lofter is the best medicine. 103 00:03:49,045 --> 00:03:50,787 Yeah, when my cousin Ronnie lived in New York, 104 00:03:50,806 --> 00:03:51,897 he had this tiny studio apartment, 105 00:03:52,124 --> 00:03:53,214 and he lofted his bed, 106 00:03:53,234 --> 00:03:55,067 and he put a little love seat under there. 107 00:03:55,218 --> 00:03:57,069 But, uh, didn't quite work out for him. 108 00:03:57,238 --> 00:03:59,738 It was more of a like seat. Poor Ronnie. 109 00:03:59,815 --> 00:04:01,389 Uh... I guess that might work. 110 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:03,391 Teddy could probably build something like that 111 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:06,303 in a way that costs very little money, hopefully. 112 00:04:06,321 --> 00:04:07,746 I think that's a great idea, Mom. 113 00:04:07,973 --> 00:04:10,064 And I'm not just saying that because I've got a bomb squad 114 00:04:10,084 --> 00:04:12,233 that needs to do tongue-building exercises. 115 00:04:12,327 --> 00:04:14,902 - Hmm. - I'm gonna go upstairs and tell Louise the good news. 116 00:04:14,997 --> 00:04:17,314 Right now? Should we ask Teddy what it will cost first? 117 00:04:17,332 --> 00:04:19,073 Oh, you're already going up there. 118 00:04:19,167 --> 00:04:20,984 I'll go help Mom make the sale to Louise. 119 00:04:21,077 --> 00:04:22,669 I'm a good hype man. Check this out. 120 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:24,154 What a great idea! 121 00:04:24,156 --> 00:04:25,989 - That'll definitely do it. - Thanks. 122 00:04:26,082 --> 00:04:28,341 - Hello. - Hi. Welcome to Bob's Burgers. - Hi. 123 00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:31,270 Weird question. I was wondering if you allowed gaming here? 124 00:04:31,421 --> 00:04:33,330 Well, I play a game called "Register Surprise," 125 00:04:33,423 --> 00:04:35,423 Where I hide cold French fries in the register 126 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:37,017 for my parents to find. They love it. 127 00:04:37,111 --> 00:04:39,444 We don't. Uh, what kind of gaming? 128 00:04:39,671 --> 00:04:41,338 My friends and I play this role-playing game 129 00:04:41,431 --> 00:04:43,690 called Mages and Monsters, and we kind of need a place 130 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:45,525 to do our campaign today because the garage 131 00:04:45,677 --> 00:04:47,602 we usually use has a Jeep in it now. 132 00:04:47,679 --> 00:04:49,937 Oh, Mages and Monsters. I-I think I've heard of that. 133 00:04:50,032 --> 00:04:51,439 You've heard of something? 134 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:53,033 I thought this would be a good spot to play 135 00:04:53,185 --> 00:04:54,701 because it's... not so... busy all the time. 136 00:04:54,870 --> 00:04:56,369 We don't like the hustle bustle. 137 00:04:56,522 --> 00:04:59,113 Well, it's a pretty long game, so we'll be here for a while, 138 00:04:59,207 --> 00:05:01,041 and I promise we'll order lots of food and drinks. 139 00:05:01,193 --> 00:05:03,117 I'm the Game Master so I'm kind of in charge today. 140 00:05:03,137 --> 00:05:04,786 It's my first time, actually. 141 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:06,621 Sorry. I do that when I get nervous. 142 00:05:06,715 --> 00:05:08,473 When I go real fast, it gets hot on my neck. 143 00:05:08,700 --> 00:05:10,976 - I think I see smoke. - My name's Shirley, by the way. 144 00:05:11,203 --> 00:05:13,870 So, you can call me that. (laughs) Oh, my God. 145 00:05:13,963 --> 00:05:15,705 I just really want this to go well. 146 00:05:15,724 --> 00:05:17,983 Say "yes" so she doesn't drawstring her head off. 147 00:05:18,210 --> 00:05:21,135 - Uh, sure. Why not? - Oh, thank you so much. 148 00:05:21,304 --> 00:05:23,805 - See you in a couple hours. - Okay, see you later. 149 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:25,824 - (door bells tinkle) - Hey, Dad, check the register. 150 00:05:25,975 --> 00:05:29,143 - There might be a surprise. Hmm? - Hmm. 151 00:05:29,163 --> 00:05:30,554 LINDA: And your bed's 152 00:05:30,572 --> 00:05:32,072 gonna be going up here so you can put 153 00:05:32,224 --> 00:05:33,406 a little desk underneath, and then 154 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:35,316 you two won't have to share one anymore, and... 155 00:05:35,410 --> 00:05:38,078 Oh, look at that. I just won the Smartest Mom Award. 156 00:05:38,230 --> 00:05:41,006 - In your face, other moms. - What a great idea! 157 00:05:41,157 --> 00:05:43,157 Yes, yes, yes! I love it. 158 00:05:43,251 --> 00:05:45,251 I'm almost angry at you for not thinking of it sooner. 159 00:05:45,404 --> 00:05:48,363 I can't believe I slept like this for so long. 160 00:05:48,365 --> 00:05:51,183 - What a great idea! - Thank you, Tina, she's in. 161 00:05:51,334 --> 00:05:53,518 Are we doing it today? It gets built today, I'm strapped in 162 00:05:53,745 --> 00:05:55,912 by tomorrow, I'm eating donuts by the end of the week. 163 00:05:55,931 --> 00:05:58,081 And I sleep in the clouds like the gods! 164 00:05:58,174 --> 00:06:01,585 Yeah, today. Why not? Let's do it. I'll call Teddy. 165 00:06:01,603 --> 00:06:05,530 Sorry, Linda. I'd love to help you, but, uh, I'm in Canada. 166 00:06:05,682 --> 00:06:08,141 You're in Canada? What the hell are you doing in Canada? 167 00:06:08,293 --> 00:06:10,184 My mom ordered a scooter on Canadian eBay, 168 00:06:10,204 --> 00:06:12,019 - and we had to come pick it up. - (truck horn honking) 169 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:13,538 We're driving it back down. 170 00:06:13,765 --> 00:06:16,282 She loves that thing, but she doesn't like to go fast. 171 00:06:16,377 --> 00:06:17,784 What do you want me to do?! 172 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:19,544 Go around. Elderly woman scooting. 173 00:06:19,771 --> 00:06:21,046 Linda, I got to go. 174 00:06:21,273 --> 00:06:23,273 Well, Teddy's in Canada. He won't be able to help us. 175 00:06:23,291 --> 00:06:27,110 No, Teddy! You get on a plane, and you come home right now! 176 00:06:27,112 --> 00:06:28,945 Yeah, Teddy. Get your ass back here. 177 00:06:28,964 --> 00:06:30,705 He hung up. He hung up. Geez. 178 00:06:30,799 --> 00:06:32,224 We were so close. (sighs) 179 00:06:32,451 --> 00:06:35,452 Okay, you know what? Louise, you are getting that loft bed. 180 00:06:35,470 --> 00:06:38,138 - Today. Because we don't need Teddy. - We don't? 181 00:06:38,290 --> 00:06:39,956 No, we don't. Because I'm not my mom. 182 00:06:40,049 --> 00:06:42,901 I raise kids that are the kind of people who build things. 183 00:06:43,052 --> 00:06:44,719 We're loft bed builders. 184 00:06:44,796 --> 00:06:46,071 - Yeah! - Okay, hands in. 185 00:06:46,298 --> 00:06:47,480 Wait a minute. What are we doing? 186 00:06:47,633 --> 00:06:49,223 Hands in. We're gonna build a loft bed 187 00:06:49,317 --> 00:06:50,984 because we are strong, capable people 188 00:06:51,136 --> 00:06:52,636 who aren't gonna make the mistakes 189 00:06:52,729 --> 00:06:54,246 their mother-slash-father made 190 00:06:54,397 --> 00:06:56,489 because I'm doing a really good job parenting, on three. 191 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:58,141 One, two, three. 192 00:06:58,160 --> 00:06:59,476 LINDA AND LOUISE: We're gonna build a loft bed... 193 00:06:59,569 --> 00:07:01,144 TINA: We're gonna build a bed because we're strong 194 00:07:01,163 --> 00:07:02,495 and something about Grandma and Grandpa, 195 00:07:02,648 --> 00:07:03,813 - and yay. - (indistinct chatter) 196 00:07:03,907 --> 00:07:05,507 - And three! - What a great idea. 197 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:10,987 So, we're building the loft bed? 198 00:07:11,006 --> 00:07:13,006 No, we're building a loft bed. 199 00:07:13,158 --> 00:07:14,007 You have to work in the restaurant. 200 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:15,416 It's funny. I was thinking 201 00:07:15,436 --> 00:07:17,827 that you also have to work in the restaurant. 202 00:07:17,846 --> 00:07:18,937 Well, Gene can help you. 203 00:07:19,164 --> 00:07:20,755 (chanting) I'm a little juice box. 204 00:07:20,849 --> 00:07:21,848 This is where the straw goes. 205 00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:23,424 Hmm. I-I have a crazy idea. 206 00:07:23,444 --> 00:07:25,610 we wait 'till next weekend. Teddy builds the loft bed. 207 00:07:25,837 --> 00:07:27,779 And this weekend, we all work in the restaurant 208 00:07:27,931 --> 00:07:29,506 so we can pay our rent. 209 00:07:29,524 --> 00:07:30,598 Ugh. You and your rent. 210 00:07:30,692 --> 00:07:33,100 I-I'm... I'm sorry to be so hung up on it. 211 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:34,678 Dad, it is Dinosaur Week. 212 00:07:34,771 --> 00:07:37,363 Do not get between me and those donuts, old man. 213 00:07:37,440 --> 00:07:39,349 She's been sleeping near the floor like an idiot. 214 00:07:39,367 --> 00:07:41,609 We need to get this kid lofted and out of my room. 215 00:07:41,778 --> 00:07:43,036 But Louise, don't you need to work 216 00:07:43,188 --> 00:07:45,130 on your dinosaur project, like, today? 217 00:07:45,357 --> 00:07:48,041 Hey, this is my new loft bed we're talking about. 218 00:07:48,117 --> 00:07:49,542 I'll work twice as hard tomorrow 219 00:07:49,636 --> 00:07:51,452 if I can sleep twice as high tonight. 220 00:07:51,472 --> 00:07:52,954 - What? - Bob, this is important. 221 00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:54,789 It's something I'm teaching our girls. 222 00:07:54,883 --> 00:07:57,033 Okay, yes, I get it. We'll be fine. 223 00:07:57,126 --> 00:07:59,035 Uh-oh. Where'd the straw go? Is it inside me? 224 00:07:59,128 --> 00:08:01,313 I hate it when it gets lost in the juice box! 225 00:08:01,540 --> 00:08:02,814 Oh, there it is. 226 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:05,208 I can't believe how many videos there were on the Internet 227 00:08:05,227 --> 00:08:06,559 about how to build loft beds. 228 00:08:06,653 --> 00:08:08,394 They'll teach you anything, those Internets. 229 00:08:08,471 --> 00:08:10,380 Do you think anyone ever built a loft bed 230 00:08:10,473 --> 00:08:11,881 and didn't made a video about it? 231 00:08:11,900 --> 00:08:13,883 I just hope Kim and Sons Hardware 232 00:08:13,977 --> 00:08:15,309 has a fireworks control panel. 233 00:08:15,387 --> 00:08:17,311 (laughs) I assume they do. 234 00:08:17,331 --> 00:08:19,556 And some reasonable water slide options. 235 00:08:19,649 --> 00:08:21,166 It's gonna be amazing. 236 00:08:26,656 --> 00:08:29,216 (alarm blares) 237 00:08:35,999 --> 00:08:37,349 So you have no retinal scanners? 238 00:08:37,500 --> 00:08:40,668 I mean, did you look? Do you want to check in the back? 239 00:08:40,762 --> 00:08:41,911 We do not have them. 240 00:08:42,005 --> 00:08:43,671 Do these blueprints mean nothing? 241 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:44,856 I worked really hard on them 242 00:08:45,083 --> 00:08:46,382 in the five minutes it took to drive here. 243 00:08:46,434 --> 00:08:49,269 Louise, it's okay. We'll do the basics this week, 244 00:08:49,363 --> 00:08:51,012 and we can always add to it. 245 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:52,364 I'll help you put up the barbed wire 246 00:08:52,591 --> 00:08:53,940 if we figure out where to get some. 247 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:55,108 Don't patronize me. 248 00:08:55,260 --> 00:08:56,368 BOB: Hey, guys, uh, 249 00:08:56,519 --> 00:08:58,094 not sure if you've had a chance 250 00:08:58,187 --> 00:08:59,946 to look at the board over there, but our burger of the day 251 00:09:00,098 --> 00:09:02,374 is the I Bean of Greenie Burger. 252 00:09:02,525 --> 00:09:04,434 It's really good. Everyone says so. 253 00:09:04,603 --> 00:09:06,027 Gene, can get you started on drinks, 254 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:07,712 and we'll take your order when you're ready. 255 00:09:07,939 --> 00:09:10,123 - What are we thinking? Mai tais? - We don't have those. 256 00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:11,941 I'll have a cheeseburger and fries. 257 00:09:12,035 --> 00:09:13,276 - Me, too. - Same for me, but no cheese. 258 00:09:13,369 --> 00:09:15,945 Oh, okay, everyone's ordering really quickly. 259 00:09:15,964 --> 00:09:16,963 I-I feel like you didn't really 260 00:09:17,115 --> 00:09:18,706 let the burger of the day sink in. 261 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:21,284 I-I can give you some time. There's-there's no rush. 262 00:09:21,303 --> 00:09:23,136 I'd love to try the burger of the day. 263 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:25,063 Oh. That is... There you go. Good. 264 00:09:25,214 --> 00:09:27,566 Uh, Shirley's gonna try the burger of the day. 265 00:09:27,717 --> 00:09:29,050 Uh, any-anybody else? 266 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:31,661 No, just regular stupid burgers? I'm just kidding. 267 00:09:31,721 --> 00:09:34,447 - They're not stupid. They're gonna be good. - Attaboy. 268 00:09:35,467 --> 00:09:36,223 (both grunt) 269 00:09:36,318 --> 00:09:38,802 And... loft. Ah, didn't work. 270 00:09:38,895 --> 00:09:40,561 - I got the drill. - We have a drill? 271 00:09:40,581 --> 00:09:44,065 Yeah. Phyllis Driller. She's old, but she's still working. 272 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:46,643 - It has a burning smell. - Is it powered by coal? 273 00:09:46,812 --> 00:09:47,977 Look, we have a saw, too. 274 00:09:47,996 --> 00:09:49,087 - I call the drill. - Oh, uh... 275 00:09:49,238 --> 00:09:51,147 - Let's get loftin'! - Yeah! 276 00:09:51,166 --> 00:09:52,982 - Okay. Oh, boy. Should we maybe - (whirring) 277 00:09:53,001 --> 00:09:55,001 discuss safety? Aah! 278 00:09:55,153 --> 00:09:57,053 ♪ Building a loft ♪ 279 00:09:58,081 --> 00:09:59,431 ♪ Building a loft ♪ 280 00:10:00,750 --> 00:10:02,267 ♪ Playin' a game ♪ 281 00:10:03,753 --> 00:10:05,662 ♪ Makin' 'em kiss ♪ 282 00:10:05,680 --> 00:10:07,330 ♪ Playin' a game ♪ 283 00:10:07,349 --> 00:10:09,441 ♪ And we're building a loft. ♪ 284 00:10:09,592 --> 00:10:11,926 You notice a chest in the corner. 285 00:10:12,095 --> 00:10:14,337 The lid is carved with goblin hieroglyphs. 286 00:10:14,430 --> 00:10:16,097 Sounds like something from Etsy. 287 00:10:16,191 --> 00:10:18,933 Do you attempt to open it? I'll let you discuss. 288 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:20,193 It's gonna be okay. It's gonna be good. 289 00:10:20,345 --> 00:10:22,011 Don't run away. It's fine. It's all fine. 290 00:10:22,030 --> 00:10:23,363 Wait, are you gonna run away? 291 00:10:23,531 --> 00:10:25,940 No. No, no, no, no. I don't think so. I'm fine. 292 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:28,126 I'm just a little nervous. I'm trying something new. 293 00:10:28,353 --> 00:10:30,962 I wanted to do something exciting and a little different, 294 00:10:31,189 --> 00:10:32,613 but they might not like it. 295 00:10:32,707 --> 00:10:35,616 Exciting and a little different is what I call my "hmm-hmm." 296 00:10:35,636 --> 00:10:37,302 - BOB. Hmm. - But maybe it's not worth it. 297 00:10:37,453 --> 00:10:38,619 Maybe I should just bail 298 00:10:38,639 --> 00:10:40,454 on my whole goblin idea and play it safe. 299 00:10:40,474 --> 00:10:42,807 I don't know exactly what you're talking about, 300 00:10:43,034 --> 00:10:45,310 but I would maybe try the exciting thing? 301 00:10:45,461 --> 00:10:47,461 (sighs heavily) Okay, okay. I'm doing it. 302 00:10:47,555 --> 00:10:50,815 Uh, hey, does anyone else want to try the burger of the day? 303 00:10:50,967 --> 00:10:53,134 Since you all seem to keep being here. 304 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:55,469 Uh, fries. For the whole table. Keep 'em coming. 305 00:10:55,563 --> 00:10:58,639 - We're gonna attempt to open the chest. - (sighs) 306 00:10:58,659 --> 00:10:59,899 Okay. The lid opens, 307 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:02,309 but a blinding green light comes out of it. 308 00:11:02,404 --> 00:11:06,313 This, my friends, is the Curse of the Goblin King. 309 00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:07,573 Huh? 310 00:11:07,668 --> 00:11:08,983 What a twist. I think. 311 00:11:09,060 --> 00:11:11,577 And here are your new character sheets. 312 00:11:11,672 --> 00:11:14,230 You all love this. I can tell by your faces. 313 00:11:14,249 --> 00:11:15,581 What's happening? 314 00:11:15,734 --> 00:11:17,658 Okay, um, now, uh, 315 00:11:17,752 --> 00:11:19,068 as the mist clears, you see 316 00:11:19,087 --> 00:11:21,680 that you've been turned into... goblins. 317 00:11:21,756 --> 00:11:23,072 - Yay! - Ugh. 318 00:11:23,241 --> 00:11:25,350 I'm a short, male goblin named Grumley? 319 00:11:25,501 --> 00:11:27,334 - I have goblin syphilis? - Uh-huh. 320 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:29,245 (quietly) She was right. They don't like it. 321 00:11:29,338 --> 00:11:30,930 Maybe I'll tell them they're all Shreks now. 322 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,749 Shake things up even more. 323 00:11:32,767 --> 00:11:34,083 (drill whirring) 324 00:11:34,102 --> 00:11:35,601 Well, I don't know what that is, 325 00:11:35,696 --> 00:11:37,937 but it's starting to look like something I can sleep on. 326 00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:40,089 Mom, I got to say, you might not seem like you know 327 00:11:40,108 --> 00:11:42,033 - what you're doing, but you know what you're doing. - LINDA: Yeah. 328 00:11:42,185 --> 00:11:43,927 I do. Me and that nice lady 329 00:11:43,945 --> 00:11:45,519 who made the video with the awful music. 330 00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:47,280 Check us out. We're getting there. 331 00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:48,948 Just most of it left to go. 332 00:11:49,100 --> 00:11:50,858 Should we take a break? Just process everything 333 00:11:50,952 --> 00:11:52,693 that we've done, maybe journal about it? 334 00:11:52,787 --> 00:11:53,953 No, sweetie, we're on a roll. 335 00:11:54,105 --> 00:11:55,605 We got to finish this sucker. 336 00:11:55,623 --> 00:11:57,941 Yeah, Tina. You don't sleep until I sleep. 337 00:11:58,034 --> 00:12:00,034 - Up there. - That's the spirit. 338 00:12:00,128 --> 00:12:02,779 We're strong, we're capable, get used to it. 339 00:12:02,797 --> 00:12:04,781 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Ow. Ow! 340 00:12:04,783 --> 00:12:05,873 - Are you okay? - Were you trying 341 00:12:05,967 --> 00:12:06,891 to break that board with your elbow? 342 00:12:07,043 --> 00:12:09,376 Aah! Oh! Everything's fine. 343 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:11,304 Okay, let's do this. Ow! 344 00:12:11,456 --> 00:12:12,731 Oh. Oh, broke my arm. 345 00:12:12,958 --> 00:12:14,307 No, I didn't. Ow. Yes, I did. 346 00:12:14,459 --> 00:12:16,793 Oh, it hurts. Oh, it hurts. We're fine. Ow. Ow. 347 00:12:16,811 --> 00:12:19,028 - See? She's fine? - Ow. 348 00:12:23,134 --> 00:12:24,300 Mom, I feel like you really hurt your elbow. 349 00:12:24,319 --> 00:12:25,985 What? Just because it's throbbing 350 00:12:26,137 --> 00:12:28,062 and I'm crying a little bit and I want to cut it off? 351 00:12:28,156 --> 00:12:29,247 Well, we're not giving up. 352 00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:30,990 You two girls have all your arm parts. 353 00:12:31,067 --> 00:12:32,809 I can just tell you what to do. 354 00:12:32,827 --> 00:12:34,068 Shouldn't we stop and let Dad know 355 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,587 you maybe broke your elbow? 356 00:12:35,814 --> 00:12:36,904 And then take you to a doctor? 357 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:38,481 No. I don't need an elbow or a doctor. 358 00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:39,573 We're doing this. 359 00:12:39,651 --> 00:12:41,667 Yeah, Tina, if Mama says she's okay, 360 00:12:41,820 --> 00:12:42,910 then Mama's okay, okay? 361 00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:44,320 We're talking about my loft bed. 362 00:12:44,339 --> 00:12:46,598 Dreams. We're building dreams here! 363 00:12:46,674 --> 00:12:50,059 - Yeah! Ow. - Uh... 364 00:12:53,181 --> 00:12:55,256 This is a really long game. Longer than Monopoly. 365 00:12:55,333 --> 00:12:57,091 And you don't even get to dabble in real estate 366 00:12:57,185 --> 00:12:58,926 or visit your sister in jail. 367 00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,445 Yeah, it's almost time to close. 368 00:13:00,672 --> 00:13:02,263 But I don't want to just ask them to leave. 369 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:04,282 Because you feel really guilty about telling Shirley 370 00:13:04,433 --> 00:13:06,951 to do the exciting new thing and now everybody hates her? 371 00:13:07,028 --> 00:13:10,029 (sighs) Kind of, yes. But, I mean, we have to close. 372 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:12,773 Why don't you start casually sweeping up? 373 00:13:12,867 --> 00:13:14,534 You know me. I always sweep it casual. 374 00:13:14,628 --> 00:13:16,686 Yay. This is so much more fun than playing as the character 375 00:13:16,688 --> 00:13:19,113 - I spent six years building up. - (laughs) 376 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,356 (singsongy) Sweep, sweep, sweeping. 377 00:13:20,449 --> 00:13:22,283 Something we do at the end of the day. 378 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:23,968 You know what? I'll be right back. 379 00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:26,638 I just need to get, uh, some more, uh, napkins. 380 00:13:26,865 --> 00:13:29,140 Oh, they hate it. Uh, they hate it very, very much. 381 00:13:29,292 --> 00:13:30,141 No. 382 00:13:30,293 --> 00:13:32,201 They don't seem too mad about it. 383 00:13:32,295 --> 00:13:35,313 Maybe they sigh and roll their eyes when they like things? 384 00:13:35,390 --> 00:13:37,148 I just... I thought, having to fight your way back 385 00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:39,225 to your character would be more satisfying 386 00:13:39,377 --> 00:13:40,726 than just the same old same old. 387 00:13:40,895 --> 00:13:43,046 But I'm an idiot. No one likes it. 388 00:13:43,064 --> 00:13:45,139 Well, the good news is we have to close, 389 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,400 so it'll be over soon, at least? 390 00:13:47,552 --> 00:13:49,661 No! You can't close now. If we end it like this, 391 00:13:49,812 --> 00:13:51,721 they'll never trust me to be Game Master again. 392 00:13:51,739 --> 00:13:54,148 You could find another hobby. I like fake sweeping. 393 00:13:54,242 --> 00:13:56,317 Please, please stay open a little longer. 394 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,244 - I just need a bit more time. - (sighs) 395 00:13:58,396 --> 00:14:00,580 I guess we can stay open for a little bit longer. 396 00:14:00,732 --> 00:14:01,840 Thank you! 397 00:14:02,067 --> 00:14:04,083 Okay, I spent an appropriate amount of time 398 00:14:04,252 --> 00:14:05,902 getting these napkins for us. 399 00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:07,420 Also, Bob said he can stay open longer 400 00:14:07,496 --> 00:14:10,073 - so we can keep the game going. - Great. - Yay. 401 00:14:10,166 --> 00:14:13,076 Good luck, and maybe finish soon. 402 00:14:13,094 --> 00:14:15,078 And enjoy the napkins. 403 00:14:15,171 --> 00:14:16,354 You got to hold it straight, honey. 404 00:14:16,581 --> 00:14:18,097 The drill's got to be straight. And Tina, 405 00:14:18,249 --> 00:14:19,932 - stop wincing. - Here comes the spinning 406 00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:22,110 - rod of death! - (moans) 407 00:14:23,271 --> 00:14:25,421 You moved. You have to hold it in place. 408 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:28,257 - I'm scared of the spinning rod of death. - Why?! 409 00:14:28,351 --> 00:14:30,610 Okay. All right, why don't you switch? Tina, take the drill. 410 00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:32,036 Louise, hold the board. Come on. 411 00:14:32,188 --> 00:14:34,947 - Ugh. I'll never forgive you for this. - Okay. 412 00:14:35,100 --> 00:14:37,266 - Uh, ready? - (drill whirring) 413 00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:38,784 Uh, uh, no, no, no, no, no! This is not gonna work. 414 00:14:38,937 --> 00:14:40,044 You have to open your eyes. 415 00:14:40,271 --> 00:14:41,954 Well, I don't want to see if I maim you. 416 00:14:42,107 --> 00:14:43,548 - I think you should have to see. - (phone ringing) 417 00:14:43,699 --> 00:14:46,384 - Hold on, hold on. Don't drill. Don't drill. - Oh, thank God. 418 00:14:46,461 --> 00:14:50,037 - Hello? Ow. - Hey, Lin. Why-Why'd you say "Ow"? 419 00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:52,448 It's a long story. How you doing? You coming up? 420 00:14:52,541 --> 00:14:55,709 (sighs) No. We're gonna be staying open a little later, 421 00:14:55,729 --> 00:14:58,304 so I-I can't come up there and help with the loft. 422 00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,214 Not that I'd be very helpful 423 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,808 because of me not knowing how to do that. 424 00:15:02,961 --> 00:15:05,478 Well, don't worry about us. I don't have a broken arm. 425 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:06,905 The loft's going good. 426 00:15:07,132 --> 00:15:08,406 Did-did you just say you don't have a broken arm? 427 00:15:08,633 --> 00:15:10,983 Yeah, it hurts a lot, and I can't move it at all, 428 00:15:11,060 --> 00:15:12,485 but we're fine. We're fine. 429 00:15:12,637 --> 00:15:15,154 Oh, God. Lin, you don't have to finish the bed, like, now. 430 00:15:15,323 --> 00:15:16,973 You-you could wait for Teddy to come back. 431 00:15:16,991 --> 00:15:19,992 No. We're gonna get this thing done tonight, no matter what. 432 00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:22,495 I love you. Have fun down there, make some good burgers. 433 00:15:22,647 --> 00:15:24,738 I will. I mean, they're not really ordering burgers, 434 00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:25,998 but... O-Oh, you're gone. 435 00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:28,092 The scroll tells of an amulet 436 00:15:28,244 --> 00:15:30,744 with the powers to undo dark magic. 437 00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:32,263 Great. 438 00:15:32,340 --> 00:15:33,990 Gene, you have to go to bed. 439 00:15:34,083 --> 00:15:36,008 No. I'm not gonna leave you. What if you turn into a goblin? 440 00:15:36,161 --> 00:15:37,936 Then who's gonna walk me down the aisle? 441 00:15:38,087 --> 00:15:40,104 Why don't you just go lay down in the booth? 442 00:15:40,181 --> 00:15:42,256 And close your eyes and just listen? 443 00:15:42,333 --> 00:15:44,758 Ooh, like a podcast about annoyed people. 444 00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:46,593 (yawns, snores) 445 00:15:46,688 --> 00:15:47,928 Okay, okay, stop! 446 00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:49,188 - It's in. It's in! - What?! 447 00:15:49,340 --> 00:15:50,949 Stop! You're stripping the screw! 448 00:15:51,100 --> 00:15:52,933 Stripping the screw in a good way? 449 00:15:53,011 --> 00:15:54,285 Is it even holding any wood together? 450 00:15:54,512 --> 00:15:56,846 I don't know, but it... looks nice. 451 00:15:56,864 --> 00:15:58,289 Oh. It's crazy late, 452 00:15:58,441 --> 00:16:00,441 and there's more wood in the pile than there is on the bed. 453 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,351 We're not gonna be able to finish this tonight. 454 00:16:02,370 --> 00:16:05,871 - Or maybe ever. - What? No, the night is young. 455 00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:08,040 Come on. You two can cuddle with me in my bed. 456 00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:10,376 Bob and Gene have left us. It's just us now. 457 00:16:10,494 --> 00:16:12,545 - Can I sleep with the drill? - Maybe no drill? 458 00:16:12,697 --> 00:16:14,030 Fine. Saw. 459 00:16:14,048 --> 00:16:15,473 (yawns) I didn't think 460 00:16:15,700 --> 00:16:17,475 I was gonna be sleeping at sea level tonight. 461 00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,869 Eh, I just wanted to give you the confidence 462 00:16:19,962 --> 00:16:21,980 that you could do stuff that my mom never gave me. 463 00:16:22,207 --> 00:16:24,557 But I failed, and now I only have one arm. 464 00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:27,043 And it's not even my favorite arm. (moans) 465 00:16:27,061 --> 00:16:29,395 At least you still have your second-favorite? 466 00:16:29,547 --> 00:16:32,231 No, I failed. 467 00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:33,640 (crying) 468 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:37,720 (snoring, crying) 469 00:16:37,813 --> 00:16:40,056 - Wow. A cry-snore. - (groans) 470 00:16:40,149 --> 00:16:41,741 Ugh. That sound's gonna haunt my dreams. 471 00:16:41,817 --> 00:16:43,817 (Tina snores, moans) 472 00:16:43,895 --> 00:16:45,545 Oof, that sound, too. 473 00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:51,584 Unsheathe my sword and demand he let us pass. 474 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,586 ♪ Venturing to new ♪ 475 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:56,906 ♪ Unchartered burger lands ♪ 476 00:16:56,924 --> 00:16:58,683 ♪ But no one cares ♪ 477 00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:02,261 ♪ No one seems to understand ♪ 478 00:17:02,413 --> 00:17:07,692 ♪ I seek out tasty combos through my exploring ♪ 479 00:17:07,843 --> 00:17:10,010 ♪ But no one's interested ♪ 480 00:17:10,104 --> 00:17:11,771 ♪ Because they're all ♪ 481 00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:15,107 ♪ Dumb and boring. ♪ 482 00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:16,959 (gasps, exclaims) 483 00:17:16,961 --> 00:17:18,110 (yawns) I forget what it was like 484 00:17:18,263 --> 00:17:19,537 when these guys weren't here. 485 00:17:19,614 --> 00:17:22,189 Yeah, they're still here. We're still here. 486 00:17:22,283 --> 00:17:24,525 But I don't know if the outside world is still there. 487 00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:25,951 I'm really losing it. 488 00:17:26,104 --> 00:17:27,211 Gene, why don't you go upstairs and go back to sleep? 489 00:17:27,363 --> 00:17:28,938 I'm too invested. I want to find out 490 00:17:29,107 --> 00:17:31,107 what happens to these twentysomethings. 491 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:33,109 Time's running out. You have to make a choice now. 492 00:17:33,202 --> 00:17:35,386 The chamber will fill with water at any moment. 493 00:17:35,613 --> 00:17:37,221 Come on, people. Use what you have. 494 00:17:37,373 --> 00:17:39,706 What if we stand on each other's shoulders? 495 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:40,950 Yes! I mean, yes. 496 00:17:41,043 --> 00:17:42,376 Yeah, and then we can reach the amulet. 497 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:46,022 Mm-hmm. Roll D20. You need a 14 or higher. 498 00:17:48,050 --> 00:17:49,975 - 16! - Oh, like the candles. 499 00:17:50,128 --> 00:17:51,235 You take possession of the amulet. 500 00:17:51,462 --> 00:17:53,813 And you are transformed back into... 501 00:17:53,965 --> 00:17:55,740 your original characters! 502 00:17:55,967 --> 00:17:58,651 Congratulations. Good job, players. 503 00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:00,136 And me, also. Your Game Master. 504 00:18:00,229 --> 00:18:03,155 Oh, thank God. Um, hey, I have your check ready. 505 00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:05,975 So, next time can we just play the game the regular the way? 506 00:18:06,068 --> 00:18:07,901 That made us all happy to begin with? 507 00:18:07,995 --> 00:18:09,587 (sighs) Yeah, sure. 508 00:18:09,814 --> 00:18:11,163 Wait. Wait. Wait a second. 509 00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:13,983 Uh, I've been watching you guys play this game 510 00:18:14,118 --> 00:18:16,652 for so, so many hours. 511 00:18:16,745 --> 00:18:17,929 And you all got into it. 512 00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:20,080 Y-You all had intense, game-playing faces 513 00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:21,915 for, like, the last three hours. And-and look-- 514 00:18:22,009 --> 00:18:23,326 look at how chewed these straws are. 515 00:18:23,419 --> 00:18:24,827 No one chews a straw that much 516 00:18:24,846 --> 00:18:26,253 unless they're really concentrating. 517 00:18:26,314 --> 00:18:28,606 And yeah, Shirley made a different choice, 518 00:18:28,757 --> 00:18:30,516 and it wasn't what you guys were used to, 519 00:18:30,668 --> 00:18:32,501 but I think you were actually into it. 520 00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:35,947 Yeah, you were. You guys barely peed at all. That we know of. 521 00:18:36,098 --> 00:18:38,007 Look, I-I make a burger of the day. 522 00:18:38,025 --> 00:18:39,951 Only Shirley ordered it, unfortunately. 523 00:18:40,102 --> 00:18:42,011 It-It's different than the usual burger. 524 00:18:42,029 --> 00:18:44,013 But I make a new one every day, 525 00:18:44,031 --> 00:18:45,957 even if people don't always think they want it. 526 00:18:46,184 --> 00:18:48,126 Because it keeps things interesting. 527 00:18:48,277 --> 00:18:50,128 Like what Shirley was trying to do with the game. 528 00:18:50,279 --> 00:18:52,463 Well, it did make things tougher. 529 00:18:52,615 --> 00:18:54,707 We really had to think on our toes. 530 00:18:54,859 --> 00:18:56,283 Your little goblin toes. 531 00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:57,877 I guess, it did kind of make me feel the way I did 532 00:18:58,029 --> 00:18:59,161 when I first started playing. 533 00:18:59,163 --> 00:19:01,121 - Nervous. Like, in a good way. - Really? 534 00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:03,215 Yeah. So, well done, Game Master. 535 00:19:03,368 --> 00:19:05,810 Thanks. No big deal. I'm playing it cool. (chuckles) 536 00:19:06,037 --> 00:19:07,052 So, that's great. 537 00:19:07,372 --> 00:19:09,981 You guys should probably pay me money and then go. 538 00:19:10,132 --> 00:19:12,208 I'm actually kind of hungry. 539 00:19:12,226 --> 00:19:13,967 I would try the I Bean of Greenie Burger. 540 00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:16,487 - I'll try one, too. - Really? I-I was gonna go 541 00:19:16,639 --> 00:19:18,214 to sleep for a couple hours before we open again, 542 00:19:18,383 --> 00:19:19,991 but sure, I'll make you guys burgers of the day. 543 00:19:20,142 --> 00:19:22,643 Or-or burgers of the yesterday, actually. 544 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,403 (laughs) God, I need sleep. 545 00:19:24,555 --> 00:19:26,906 I would like a western omelet with fresh fruit. 546 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,892 - And maybe a side of linguica? - No. 547 00:19:30,061 --> 00:19:31,652 (rapid tapping) 548 00:19:31,746 --> 00:19:33,171 What? What's that? 549 00:19:34,081 --> 00:19:37,157 Oh, my God. Girls, what's going on in here? 550 00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:39,677 I couldn't sleep and Tina couldn't, either, 551 00:19:39,828 --> 00:19:42,922 'cause I woke her up, and then, we couldn't build the whole bed 552 00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:45,332 'cause we ran into some issues with our height 553 00:19:45,426 --> 00:19:47,518 and not being able to lift heavy things 554 00:19:47,745 --> 00:19:49,169 like adult people can. 555 00:19:49,247 --> 00:19:51,022 But we did add these almost full-sized legs 556 00:19:51,173 --> 00:19:53,840 to the bed frame, which are almost all even. 557 00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:56,602 Yeah, and here's a nail where I can hang my throwing stars. 558 00:19:56,754 --> 00:19:59,179 And if you really squeeze it in there, you could fit a desk. 559 00:19:59,348 --> 00:20:01,106 Like, a laying-down desk? 560 00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:04,443 Wow! You stayed up to do this? All by yourselves? 561 00:20:04,595 --> 00:20:07,596 I'm so proud of my two strong babies, my builders. 562 00:20:07,615 --> 00:20:10,282 - (cries) - TINA: Don't cry, Mom. You're gonna make me cry. 563 00:20:10,435 --> 00:20:13,118 Actually, I think I'm just so, so tired. 564 00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:15,379 Okay, I'm climbing up. Somebody give me a boost. 565 00:20:15,606 --> 00:20:18,107 Oh, no, no, no, no. Hold on. Hold on. 566 00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:19,608 Let's maybe check your measurements again 567 00:20:19,660 --> 00:20:21,777 after you get some sleep. At ground level. 568 00:20:21,870 --> 00:20:25,097 You're builders. You know how it is. It's part of the process. 569 00:20:25,207 --> 00:20:27,116 (yawns) Ooh, I got to do my dinosaur report. 570 00:20:27,118 --> 00:20:29,876 - Should we get started on the desk? - Okay. 571 00:20:29,971 --> 00:20:31,287 Take a break, take a break. 572 00:20:31,305 --> 00:20:33,231 You're amazing, but let's get you some breakfast. 573 00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:35,399 Then you can go to sleep and maybe do your homework after. 574 00:20:35,551 --> 00:20:38,143 And then we can get Teddy to finish everything up for us. 575 00:20:38,296 --> 00:20:39,904 I don't sleep anymore. Don't need it. 576 00:20:40,055 --> 00:20:42,055 I make stuff and then I do dinosaur stuff. 577 00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:43,799 But I might lie down on the rug real quick. 578 00:20:43,818 --> 00:20:46,635 (yawns) Oh, yeah, the floor does look kind of comfy. 579 00:20:46,637 --> 00:20:49,638 Let me just... Mm. Yup. Sawdust makes it softer. 580 00:20:49,699 --> 00:20:50,897 Aw, my little handy hamsters. 581 00:20:51,066 --> 00:20:53,158 Hmm. What food can I make with one arm? 582 00:20:53,311 --> 00:20:55,569 Ooh, toast! See, other arm? I don't need you. 583 00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:59,315 ♪ Loft bed, got to get my little bod ♪ 584 00:20:59,408 --> 00:21:02,593 ♪ Up there, sleeping with the gods ♪ 585 00:21:02,820 --> 00:21:06,338 ♪ Loft bed, I will get some R and R ♪ 586 00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:10,101 ♪ Next to all my throwing stars. ♪ Loft bed! 587 00:21:10,252 --> 00:21:12,085 LOUISE: I just hope Kim and Sons Hardware 588 00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:15,681 has a fireworks control panel. I-I assume they do. 589 00:21:15,833 --> 00:21:17,424 And some reasonable water slide options. 590 00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:21,170 ♪ Loft bed, if I have to pee at night ♪ 591 00:21:21,263 --> 00:21:24,507 ♪ Loft bed, I will hold the ladder tight ♪ 592 00:21:24,525 --> 00:21:28,677 ♪ Loft bed, I hope I don't fall down, loft. ♪ 593 00:21:28,696 --> 00:21:29,787 Captioning sponsored by BENTO BOX ENTERTAINMENT 594 00:21:29,938 --> 00:21:31,330 and TOYOTA. 44645

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