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This programme contains some scenes
of a sexual nature,
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some scenes which some viewers may
find upsetting and strong language
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This one time, at band camp...
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SPRAY PAINT HISSES
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# 'ight so boom
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# Boom
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# Tings get mad
when I mash up the room
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# Mash up the room
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# Eh, DJ, DJ, pull up the tune
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# Wheel it, wheel it, wheel it
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# Hit rewind, then you press resume
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# Skrrt, skrrt, skrrt... #
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HE EXHALES DEEPLY
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INDISTINCT DISTANT CHATTER
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The reason is, like...
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What you man saying?
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What he said.
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Brah, what happened to you?
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I'm joking. I know what happened.
Everybody knows.
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Couple of cuts and bruises, man.
Nothing too serious.
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I wouldn't worry about it. I would.
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I would definitely be worryin'.
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Apparently there's a video
going around.
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We said we wouldn't watch it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Solidarity and that.
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I can't lie, though, curiosity
got the best of me, bro, man.
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I can't believe my man
actually pissed on you!
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But you know what, if it pops off
again and you need backin',
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let me know. I'm dere.
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What you going to do with your
Drake lookin' self, fam?
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Ho, don't get it twisted.
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I'm light-skin pretty,
but I'm dark-skin aggy, you know?
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Look at this guy. Big man ting, fam!
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Boy, he's talking
all big, bruv. What?
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Oh, God.
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Carol! Always a pleasure.
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Though once again,
you can't park here.
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One of your new scholarship
students did this.
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You'll be pleased to know
I've dealt with the matter.
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These kids were brought in to quiet
the noise since the incident.
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It seems they're making more of it,
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particularly all over my son's face!
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And I hardly think this is the new
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and improved St Gilbert's image
you were hoping for.
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I understand your concerns,
but I assure you,
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the new scholarship students are
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showing themselves to be
exceptionally gifted.
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Well, I hope you're right.
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As seated chair, if I'm not happy,
the board is not happy.
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And I'd hate for your role at
St Gilbert's to be in jeopardy
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because of an
ill-thought-out scheme.
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The image and reputation
of the school
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is at the forefront of my mind.
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Now, I'm sure you have a very busy
day ahead, so I won't keep you.
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Yeah, are Chelsea and Preeya ready?
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Well, tell them to hurry up.
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Toby, hey. Oh, hi.
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How are you doing? Abby.
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I'm very well, thank you for asking.
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Uh, you're looking radiant today.
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Are you still good to hook us up?
Course. I got you! I got you!
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I'll even help you guys set up,
you know?
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I got two, two bits and pieces
to make it the night of our life.
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What party?
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Sixth form have a house house party
at the start of every year.
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It's going to be really fun.
You should come.
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Oh, Jaheim's comin'.
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Jaheim is always coming.
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He's, uh, very virile.
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JAHEIM KISSES HIS TEETH
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He's gone.
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Bye.
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I love you.
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So, how come Abby's on you
all of a sudden?
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Man's got that charm, innit?
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He's going to sell her drugs.
He's a drug dealer.
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What the fuck is wrong with you?
What?
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So, these posh yutes don't know
where to get a lil' food from?
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The last guy graduated, innit?
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OK. You're on the Escobar flex now?
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Nah, bro. Weed, innit.
Gummies and that.
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It's still drugs.
Bro, I'm not shottin'.
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I'm just patternin' Abby
and her friends so I can smash.
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Can't you smash from, you know,
just being who you are?
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Promise me you'll never lose
your innocence.
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Hey, what the fuck is goin' on?
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Come, let's go.
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CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICK
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Oh, my days.
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Rah! I know, right?
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Nah, I meant your handwriting, bruv.
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What, were you drunk? Oh, OK.
So, we're taking the piss?
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You're dealing with all
dis stupidness,
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when there's all dis untapped
dick for the takin'!
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Why would I be chasing dick when
I have this to contend with?
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Plus, the closest thing to my
melanated African King round here
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is one of you lots.
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And, to be honest, I'd rather die
sexless and alone than let
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any one of yous
near my region, so...
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What about Koku?
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He was just there.
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Please do not play with me
or my fertile eggs.
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Oh, you wanted his attention.
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I think you've got it.
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Get to class, everyone.
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INDISTINCT CHATTER
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Yeah. I think you broke him.
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Either that, or you're
completely fucked.
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Hurry up, you're late.
Take your seats.
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A lot to get through today.
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Jacob, I want you
at the front today.
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Quicker, please!
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Femi!
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Miss, I just wanted to double check
that this is correct.
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Yes, that's right.
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This is going to bring down
my average.
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How can I say? Do better.
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Everyone, take your seats!
I will not ask again.
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Maybe I can go at this one again,
Miss. I feel like I can do better.
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It doesn't really work like that,
Femi. Miss, please.
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I don't think you understand.
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I can't go away with a C.
I just can't.
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OK. I want it back Monday morning.
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If I can see an improvement, I might
be able to move you up to a B.
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Only this time. Make it worth it.
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Thank you, Ms Harper!
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You know everyone will stop talking
about it in a couple of weeks.
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I ain't letting it slide. Meaning?
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PHONE BUZZES
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TEACHER SPEAKS IN BACKGROUND
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You bringing the mandem?
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Mr Staithes, am I interrupting you?
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Oh, yes, actually.
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I was, uh... I was, uh, helping
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my fellow classmate with
some work here.
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I'm fully capable of leading my
own class. Thank you, Mr Staithes.
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As I was saying, this blocks the
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production of prostaglandins,
which are involved...
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Bro, you know what they did to me.
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You, man, I know Malachi and
dem man are your day ones, yeah?
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But dem men are tapped.
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Feds are always involved when
dem man are around. So?
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Listen, if you want to take
my advice... Mr Staithes!
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Clearly you know more than me,
so why don't you put together a
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paper and present it to the entire
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class on Monday morning?
2,000 words.
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Ah, that's all right, Sir.
I'm more than happy to just listen.
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3,000 words.
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No, sir, but it's just that..
4,000 words.
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On what, Sir? Surprise me!
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KNOCK AT DOOR
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Felix? Sir.
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Are Palmer-Grace, Marsham
and Staithes in this division?
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Look what your madness has done!
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My madness? Have you seen the
madness 'pon this breddah's face?
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You did deface school property.
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With Pritt Stick
and washable spray paint!
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HE SPEAKS NIGERIAN
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What'd he say?
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Jaheim, do I speak Nigerian?
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Ain't you the polyglot?
Shut up, man! Nothing.
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I didn't say anything.
I just don't need this right now!
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Hiya. Hey. Are we being expelled?
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Cos I had nothing to do with
the vandalism of the portrait.
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Brah. You switched up quick.
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Proper pagan! But snap.
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I had nuttin' to do with that
either.
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Well, we thought it was ingenious.
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Really? Yeah.
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Bernard thinks so too, yeah!
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I mean, that wasn't
his first thought, mind,
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but once we reminded him
of why you're here,
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he just...jumped right on board.
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Yes?
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Sorry, um, who the hell are you
and what's this creepy-arse place?
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Oh. We're Preeya and Chelsea.
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I'm Chelsea, she's Preeya.
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And we are the Diversity,
Equity and Inclusion team!
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We've been told to be a bit more
hands-on because there's
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a couple of concerns that maybe
you're struggling to adapt.
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Why would you think that? Uh...
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Sorry, just to clarify,
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I'm not in trouble for
the whole portrait thing?
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Oh, no! Oh, God, no.
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If anything, we want more of it.
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We understand you're starting
an Afro-Caribbean Society.
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We have already advertised it.
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Check it out.
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PHONES BUZZ AND BEEP
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It's just one of the many ways
we'll help you show the world
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the black excellence you'll become
here at St Gilbert's. Mm-hm.
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Sorry, but, um, what if some of us
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have already achieved
black excellence?
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Toby. Accepted on your
language skills,
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achieving nines in GCSE Spanish,
French and German. Impressive.
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You're now taking Japanese,
but currently at foundation level?
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Well, I've just... I've just
started that, so... Yeah.
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It's not exactly excellent, is it?
It's actually quite poor.
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Ms Kaneko's first Japanese club
starts tomorrow evening.
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I think we'll sign you up for that.
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Tomorrow's Saturday.
Really doesn't work with me.
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We plan to capture you and your
black excellence at all times,
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whether that be your activism
or music, Leah.
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Your incredible artwork, Omar.
Your languages.
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Your engineering or sportsmanship,
Jaheim. Or your...
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We must admit, Femi. We know you're
black, but we are struggling to
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figure out what you're actually
excellent at. Yeah.
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Boy. I'm sure it'll come.
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Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Well, thanks
for your time, everyone.
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Look forward to working
with you all!
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Are you all right there?
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Yeah, um...just wanted to say,
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if you wanted to show my black
excellence on socials, feel free.
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Thank you.
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MUFFLED DANCE MUSIC
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LIGHT KNOCKING
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SHE GROANS
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Oh!
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You could at least wait till
I've left the fucking room!
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Sorry!
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Stay.
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DOOR SLAMS
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SHE BREATHES DEEPLY
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Did you learn any Mandarin? No.
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It's mainly expats round
where he lives.
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Who's that? That's his partner.
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She's pretty.
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Yeah.
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Never noticed these
freckles before. Oh.
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PHONE CHIMES
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SHE CHUCKLES
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What?
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What is it? Nothing.
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Yeah, nothing's usually hilarious.
Come on, let me see. What is it?
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Beatrix wants setting up.
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With who? One of the scholarships.
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Well, which one? Don't know.
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Jaheim.
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I guess.
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Why are you being weird?
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I'm not being weird. You are.
Obviously it's Jaheim.
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Rupert, you pissed on him.
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What do you care?
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OK, whatever. OK.
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If you're gonna be like that,
then fuck off!
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WHISTLE
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Right, we pummelled these
pricks last year.
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And if we don't do the same today,
I swear to God,
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I'll murder each and every one
of ya, in yer sleep.
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00:13:40,640 --> 00:13:43,040
Is that clear?
ALL: Yes, Miss!
251
00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:46,520
Why's Jaheim kitted up?
252
00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:48,320
Not today, Rupert. I'm just saying,
253
00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:50,480
Franklin got benched after
his scrap with Pinchers.
254
00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:52,720
I mean, surely after what
Jaheim did during trials, no?
255
00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:55,280
What the hell is wrong with you?
I'm just saying, it's not fair.
256
00:13:55,280 --> 00:13:58,000
Rules are rules. Everyone on the
pitch, get yourselves warmed up.
257
00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,680
Go!
258
00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:03,120
Come on, lads.
All right, come on, then. Let's go!
259
00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:05,560
Jaheim, you're benched.
260
00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:07,280
Follow him, follow him...
261
00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:10,640
Coach? Fuck!
262
00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:16,400
Er, we thought you were starting.
Yep.
263
00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:18,640
Well, I'm benched, so...
264
00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:22,240
Well, we'd, er, still like to get a
little something for the socials.
265
00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:23,480
Yeah.
266
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,600
Uh, miserable.
267
00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:33,320
Fucking hell, man.
268
00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:35,640
PHONE CHIMES
269
00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:37,200
THEY GIGGLE
270
00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:52,960
WHISTLE
271
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:54,840
Ready, lads, ready?
272
00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:58,600
Hey. Hey.
273
00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:00,920
And awkward!
274
00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:02,520
How you doing?
275
00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:08,920
What the fuck?
What, you ignoring me?
276
00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:11,400
I know what you're trying to do
and I want no part in your little
277
00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:12,880
dick-swinging game with Rupert.
278
00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:14,440
Is it cos you know I'd win?
279
00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:17,120
Listen, I saw what your man was
packing when he pissed on me.
280
00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:18,680
It's not that much.
281
00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:19,880
SHE SCOFFS
282
00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:23,200
Oh, you laughing at me getting
pissed on or your man's small dick?
283
00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:25,520
You're unusually chipper
for a guy who's outnumbered.
284
00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:26,920
Yeah, I like my odds.
285
00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:28,800
Well, they're shit odds.
I'd cash out.
286
00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:30,720
All right.
287
00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:32,480
Well, be real with me now.
288
00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:35,720
You and him for real?
Is that what you're on?
289
00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:37,640
Budget Jack Grealish?
290
00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:39,560
That's what you're on?
291
00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:42,760
I didn't expect it, you know.
I thought you were better.
292
00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:44,640
The confidence, Jaheim.
293
00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:46,560
Listen, I'm just telling the truth.
Ah!
294
00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:48,320
WHISTLE
295
00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:48,320
Jesus Christ.
296
00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:50,040
Are you blind, you simp?
297
00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:51,960
Goodbye.
298
00:15:57,560 --> 00:15:59,600
Come on, Rupert, you've got this.
299
00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:03,080
What?
300
00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:03,080
PHONE VIBRATES
301
00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:06,160
Boys, so much better.
302
00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:29,880
Wherever there are books,
there is Omar.
303
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,800
You say it like it's a bad thing.
304
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:36,520
Our education isn't going to
fall into our laps.
305
00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:39,080
These comic books are part
of the curriculum?
306
00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:41,360
I'm surprised you remember who I am.
307
00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:44,480
Where are your Rah'scal friends?
Fox hunting?
308
00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:46,000
Gotta make friends.
309
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,880
Gotta make this place
feel like home.
310
00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:49,560
Maybe you should do the same.
311
00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:51,720
I like my own company.
312
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:54,320
Why don't you come to the
party with us?
313
00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:55,640
Will I need a gilet?
314
00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:57,160
HE LAUGHS
315
00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:00,280
No.
316
00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:01,920
But eat something first.
317
00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:04,320
These posh boys drink
vodka like water.
318
00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:05,640
Sh.
319
00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:07,760
What time you heading over?
320
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,800
I've got to finish Harper's
essay first.
321
00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:11,520
Femi, it's due on Monday.
322
00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:12,680
I know.
323
00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:16,600
Hey, do you remember pizza essays?
324
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:20,600
Yeah. You do a couple of slices,
I do a couple of slices,
325
00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:24,280
and we'd combine it and none of
the teachers would clock!
326
00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:26,040
I've already done mine.
327
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,200
Can I take a look at it?
328
00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:31,080
I've already handed mine in.
329
00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:33,560
Better go, but I'll see you later?
330
00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:34,880
What?
331
00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:36,840
Yeah, OK.
332
00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:44,640
Do you know what I remember
most about those pizza essays?
333
00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:47,120
I'd write my slices...
334
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:52,720
..then you'd come up with excuses as
to why you hadn't done your slices.
335
00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:54,520
Then I ended up writing two essays.
336
00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:57,640
I'll see you later, Femi.
337
00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:09,680
MUSIC PLAYS
338
00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:11,720
Are you...moving out?
339
00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:23,600
DOOR CLOSES
340
00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:27,240
HE SIGHS
341
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:29,520
Bernard felt you'd be a good
influence on me.
342
00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:32,080
I don't know fucking why.
343
00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:34,400
Hmm, this is cute.
344
00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:37,840
Nice.
345
00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:39,120
HE SCOFFS
346
00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:41,800
Can I take one of these shelves,
yeah? Yeah.
347
00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:52,000
There we go.
348
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,520
Thanks.
349
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:56,560
HE SIGHS
350
00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:08,480
Boo!
351
00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:08,480
HE GASPS
352
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:09,920
HE LAUGHS
353
00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:19,320
Fuck my life.
354
00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:32,200
Sorry, could you...
355
00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:36,000
Bloody hell, I do look good, innit?
Yeah.
356
00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:47,880
Hi, I'm Tosh.
357
00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:49,720
HE SIGHS
358
00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:52,040
You know this is
Japanese Club, right?
359
00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:53,840
I'm multitasking.
360
00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:55,760
What's with all the bags?
361
00:19:57,160 --> 00:19:59,040
I've got a girlfriend.
362
00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:12,920
I am super excited that you've all
joined this voluntary evening class.
363
00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:16,520
I hope you're as thrilled as I am.
364
00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:21,880
Now, I want this to be
as immersive as possible,
365
00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:25,120
so this will be the last time
you'll be hearing me
366
00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:28,760
speaking English
for the next three hours.
367
00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:31,360
Er, sorry Miss.
368
00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:33,720
Did you just say that this
class is three hours?
369
00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:04,800
HE LAUGHS
It's... It's not what it looks like!
370
00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:07,560
Oh, this is exactly what it looks
like, you dirty little pig!
371
00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:09,920
What you going to do with that?
Ah, it's none of your business
372
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:12,000
what I do with it.
There's a secret society that...
373
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,360
Oh, a secret society, oh...
It's a secret society that...
374
00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:16,480
HE OINKS
375
00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:16,480
There was a tattoo on a bum!
376
00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:18,240
Leave me alone!
Where you going?
377
00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:20,240
No, really, you seen this?
Look at this.
378
00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:21,720
That's going everywhere.
379
00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:23,320
HE LAUGHS
380
00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:24,880
Brilliant.
381
00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:43,200
So, this is what you're into,
you freaky little perv.
382
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,680
Oh, this is good.
383
00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:52,000
Get in shape, get shape,
yeah, yes. Oh! Yes!
384
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:55,040
One for Femi!
Go on, yes, just a little pour.
385
00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:57,240
Yes, yes, yes.
Perfect, perfect.
386
00:21:57,240 --> 00:22:00,040
Thank you very much, darling.
387
00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:03,520
Espresso martini!
388
00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:05,480
What? No, I gotta...
389
00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:07,960
Mate, mate, mate. You don't want to
miss this party, OK?
390
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:09,600
I've heard that it's going to be,
391
00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:11,600
like, proper, like,
you know, frisky!
392
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:15,800
Yeah? Well, if I don't
complete this, I'm screwed.
393
00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:18,600
Wouldn't it be easier
just to, like, buy one?
394
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:20,080
Buy what?
395
00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:21,120
HE LAUGHS
396
00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:23,600
"Buy what?"
397
00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:25,080
HE LAUGHS
398
00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:26,720
All right, OK.
399
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:28,960
I'll help you, OK.
400
00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:30,720
Use my account.
401
00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:33,920
I've been doing this for years, OK?
402
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:35,480
Subject matter...
403
00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:38,840
..word count, and...
404
00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:40,680
..voila! Ooh!
405
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,280
Is this that AI thing?
406
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:47,120
No, mate. The school's got software
to pick up on that kind of shit.
407
00:22:47,120 --> 00:22:49,960
No, this is done by boffins on
the other side of the globe
408
00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:52,400
who are trying to feed
their families. Bless.
409
00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:53,760
HE CHUCKLES
410
00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:58,920
30 quid a page? Nah.
411
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:00,880
All right, consider it a gift, then.
412
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,720
From ton ami.
413
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:03,880
Mwah!
414
00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:07,520
OK, send it, and then we'll
meet you there, yes?
415
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:09,040
Yes.
416
00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:11,000
Rah'scals! We ride!
417
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,160
Mm.
418
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:21,240
INDISTINCT CHATTER
419
00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:25,640
Yo, I'm busy. Leave a message.
420
00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:27,640
Yo, Malachi, call me back, man.
421
00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:32,720
I wasn't expecting to be
back so soon.
422
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:34,160
KISSES TEETH
423
00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:39,360
Emergency visit. Must be bad.
424
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:42,880
I brought you some
chicken and chips.
425
00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:53,440
It's cold.
426
00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:55,080
You ain't heard of a microwave?
427
00:23:57,960 --> 00:23:59,640
What's that?
428
00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:03,160
Boys being boys, innit? Yeah?
Well, I'm hearing more than that.
429
00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:05,880
From who? From people who are
concerned about you.
430
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:07,480
Or more about themselves.
431
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:09,360
Meaning? Meaning Leah.
432
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:13,440
It was actually Toby.
433
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:14,800
Yeah.
434
00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:19,400
OK, so you get your revenge.
Then what?
435
00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:24,040
Oh, is it back to the same shitty
school by Monday?
436
00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:26,520
You know, the same one shitty one
that you were too bright for?
437
00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:28,440
Or...or maybe some shottin'?
438
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:30,560
It's funny how you're more
concerned about me
439
00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:33,160
retaliating than how
I actually feel.
440
00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:36,080
How much you get paid for every
student? Watch your mouth.
441
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:41,600
Look, I know you're angry,
442
00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:44,080
but Rupert will come
out of this just fine.
443
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:46,800
I mean, fuck, he'll be our
Prime Minister in 20 years.
444
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:48,080
But you...
445
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:51,760
..just remember
who's at home for you.
446
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:55,200
You don't need to do this.
447
00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:12,800
Mabel, where is everyone?
448
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:15,040
People were keen, really keen.
449
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:17,920
Like, unbelievably keen.
450
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:19,720
Yeah, and? Get on with it.
451
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:23,760
And then they realised it clashed
with the house house party.
452
00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:25,480
Why didn't you tell me?
453
00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:28,000
I didn't want to say anything
because you were so excited.
454
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:29,880
But we can still go ahead.
455
00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:33,120
What? Me, you and
the creepy PR twins?
456
00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:39,240
DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
457
00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:45,280
Mwah!
458
00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:49,000
Ooh!
459
00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:49,000
SHE GIGGLES
460
00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:59,480
Ooh. How was your event?
461
00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:02,560
It wasn't as lively
as I would've hoped.
462
00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:04,680
Maybe don't hold a political event
on the same night
463
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:06,640
as the first party of the year?
464
00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:09,080
Well, it would've helped if I had
the most popular black girl
465
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:11,080
in school on my side, but hey.
466
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:12,640
And how would that have looked?
467
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:15,480
The headmaster's daughter standing
next to his biggest critic?
468
00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:17,440
Sorry, what?
469
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:20,960
Abby! Why didn't you
tell me he was your dad?
470
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:22,960
It wasn't a secret.
471
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:24,920
I told you to drop all that crap.
472
00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:28,160
Not to protect him,
but because no-one gives a shit,
473
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:30,560
and your no-show event proved that.
474
00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:34,600
Look, take the night off.
475
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:37,400
Mandela. Come!
476
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:39,160
Come out with us.
477
00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:41,160
Get drunk. Meet some boys.
478
00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:44,160
Nothing takes your mind off of
bullshit like good dick.
479
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:46,680
Well, I don't drink, and no-one
here's my type, so...
480
00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:48,920
Who is your type?
Tall, dark and handsome.
481
00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:50,800
Heavy emphasis on the "dark".
482
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:52,160
What about Koku?
483
00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:53,840
Who the fuck is this Koku breddah?
484
00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:55,800
Look, put something sexy on.
485
00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:58,920
And none of those
black bullshit t-shirts.
486
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:03,720
Hmm... No. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
487
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:05,200
Please!
488
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:07,280
Just a few drinks!
489
00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:08,800
Oh!
490
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:12,400
SHE SHRIEKS
491
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:17,640
HE GROANS
492
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:28,160
Miss, we're runnin' over now.
493
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:33,680
Um...
494
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:35,720
HE CLEARS THROAT
495
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:35,720
I, er...
496
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:50,480
Where do you live, Tommy?
497
00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:52,360
Hertfordshire.
498
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:12,760
I think we can call it a day.
499
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:27,320
DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
500
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:39,920
Is this the school crypt?
501
00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:41,640
Mm-hm.
502
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:44,640
Not exactly a house house party.
503
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:47,200
It's the tradition we like,
not the location.
504
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:50,560
And drink this for me, please.
505
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:54,200
Cheers, girls.
ALL: Cheers!
506
00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:58,520
Nah. I'm not...
I'm not trying to do...
507
00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:00,360
What did we just talk about?
508
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:05,720
There's a good girl.
509
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:10,360
Look at you. Can you not piss on
anyone tonight, please?
510
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:12,280
Can you not flirt with
anyone tonight, please?
511
00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:14,280
Jaheim stood next to me.
I don't care.
512
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:16,160
You 100% care.
513
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:20,960
DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES
514
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:25,200
Yo, Jaheim!
515
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:51,840
Hi. I'm Cheddar.
516
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:53,360
Yeah, I know.
517
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:56,440
And you must be...beautiful.
518
00:29:58,280 --> 00:29:59,960
Cinzano?
519
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:03,120
Yeah, sure.
520
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:04,960
No way that line worked!
521
00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:06,880
DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES
522
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:11,240
Can I have a word?
523
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:13,800
Yeah.
524
00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:22,400
Yo! Yo, Jaheim!
525
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:25,040
You ain't come here
for no madness, no?
526
00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:26,880
I know you told Gus.
527
00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:30,840
Huh? I said I know you told Gus!
528
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:33,200
Believe it or not,
I did that for you.
529
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:34,520
KISSES TEETH
530
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:44,560
MUSIC CONTINUES
531
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:52,360
Shoe shot! Shoe shot! No, no, no...
532
00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:54,120
Come on, Femi, come on!
533
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:55,920
Shoe shot! Shoe shot!
534
00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:57,360
Shoe shot!
535
00:30:57,360 --> 00:30:58,400
THEY LAUGH
536
00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:04,880
Femi, Femi! Come on!
537
00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:08,920
Oh!
538
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:11,200
I'm so sorry!
Your shoes! It's fine.
539
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:13,760
They're Marks and Sparks,
they're pretty durable.
540
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:17,400
Here.
541
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:19,040
Thank you.
542
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:23,840
Um...
543
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:26,000
You're flying low.
544
00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:28,840
Oh, shit.
545
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:32,040
This is a great way
to first introduce myself.
546
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:34,680
Well, now that you've seen my willy,
547
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:36,600
I'm Dilton. Nice to meet you.
548
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:38,240
Yeah. Omar.
549
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:39,720
Oh, mate. I saw your work.
550
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:42,600
It was so dope. Really?
They posted it?
551
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:44,680
"They"? No, no, no.
It was on Rupert's page.
552
00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:46,440
What you talking about? Yeah, look.
553
00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:47,920
Look, look, look.
554
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:51,800
Oh. Thanks.
555
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:54,120
Very funny.
556
00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:57,080
Wait, mate, I was being serious.
557
00:31:57,080 --> 00:31:58,800
Nervous to talk to me now?
558
00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:00,280
HE CHUCKLES
559
00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:01,800
I'm trying to talk to your friend.
560
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:03,880
I think I might have
pissed her off a little bit.
561
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:06,200
Maybe because you were
flirting with me earlier.
562
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:09,920
No, wait - just using me
to piss off my boyfriend.
563
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:13,480
And now you're using me to get my
head kicked in, aren't you?
564
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:17,440
Call it payback.
565
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:20,600
Well, if we're going to do it,
get on with it, then, yeah?
566
00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:27,840
See you later.
567
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:29,840
HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS
568
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:36,240
Come on, Bea. He kissed me.
569
00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:45,320
MUSIC: Champion Sound
by Juvanne Miller and Zachary Scipio
570
00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:47,080
CHEERING
571
00:32:57,920 --> 00:32:59,600
Hey, Toby!
572
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:01,720
What you sayin'?
573
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,720
Allow me.
574
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:12,880
How much?
575
00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:14,640
Sorry? How much?
576
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:17,280
Oh, no. I ain't shottin'.
This is a personal stash.
577
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:19,320
I'll buy for the whole hockey team.
578
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:23,400
Would you like a receipt with that?
579
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:29,120
Pull it up, man!
580
00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:31,520
MUSIC CONTINUES
581
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:42,320
Oi, Brixton! You're going to
die tonight, you know that!
582
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:48,680
TYRES SCREECH
583
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:52,800
Man like Jaheim!
584
00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:56,720
What you sayin', you good? Yeah?
585
00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:59,040
I would've got here sooner,
but this dickhead don't know
586
00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:01,400
how to read a sat nav. Bro, don't
blame me! It's your phone!
587
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:02,800
Who has a shitty Android?
588
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:04,320
Is this the breddah?
589
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:07,800
Yeah.
590
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:10,360
Yeah? But... But what, bro?
591
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:12,080
But what, fam?
Let's get this out the road.
592
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:14,000
We don't need to do it here, yeah?
593
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:17,320
Yo.
594
00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:18,880
You lot can go.
595
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:22,480
Are you lot deaf? Move, man,
he ain't going to tell you again.
596
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:24,600
Move, bruv!
597
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:26,440
Get out of here, man!
598
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:32,400
What you sayin', bro?
599
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:35,360
Yeah. Yeah, I'm good, bro.
How are you?
600
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:38,720
Ait, look at how he's puffin' out
his little pigeon chest and that.
601
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:42,840
You think you're
ten foot tall, innit?
602
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:46,280
I hear that.
603
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:49,360
Oh, fuck! Fuck it.
604
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:51,720
All right, Anton. Go get the petrol.
605
00:34:51,720 --> 00:34:54,560
Petrol, what the fuck, bro?
What? Fuck! Fucking petrol!
606
00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:57,600
Yo!
607
00:34:57,600 --> 00:35:01,200
CHEERING
608
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:03,960
MUSIC: Boss Bitch by Doja Cat
609
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:13,120
# I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
610
00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:15,240
# I'm a bitch and a boss,
I'ma shine like gloss
611
00:35:15,240 --> 00:35:17,000
# I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
612
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,000
# I'm a bitch and a boss,
I'ma shine like gloss
613
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:20,840
# I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
614
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:23,080
# I'm a bitch and a boss,
I'ma shine like gloss
615
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:24,600
# I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
616
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:26,480
# I'm a bitch and a boss,
I'ma shine like gloss
617
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:28,400
# Said, bitch,
I'm the after you been the before
618
00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:30,200
# I been a stallion,
you been a sea horse
619
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:32,080
# Don't need a report,
don't need a press run
620
00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:33,880
# All of my bad pics
been all my best ones
621
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:35,840
# I wear the hat
and I wear the pants
622
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:37,680
# I am advanced so I get advance
623
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:40,360
# And I do my dance
and cancel the plans... #
624
00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:42,680
Hold this. Yeah. I think
you might be a little
625
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:44,960
too pissed
for any male interaction.
626
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:49,320
Whatever happened to "nothing melts
the troubles away like good dick"?
627
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:52,480
Whatever happened to
having one then leaving?
628
00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:00,640
Hi. Hi.
629
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:03,120
Oh, my God. What happened?
630
00:36:05,240 --> 00:36:07,240
Oh, nothing.
I'm part of the archery team -
631
00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:09,080
sometimes it
gets a little RSI.
632
00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:10,800
Do you want me to kiss it better?
633
00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:12,080
HE CHUCKLES
634
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:15,640
What is she doing?
635
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:19,760
You know, I've been looking
for you everywhere.
636
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:22,160
Really? Do we know each other?
637
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:23,320
We can.
638
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:28,000
Are you flirting?
Do you want me to be flirting?
639
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:33,360
I don't know. Well, guess what?
640
00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:36,480
I am flirting.
641
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:39,800
Jesus Christ.
642
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:43,840
What the fuck are you doing?
Jaheim, what the fuck?
643
00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:46,840
No, no, no. Yo, yo, yo! Fuck, man.
what the fuck are you doin'?
644
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:48,560
We ain't going to kill him, man.
645
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:51,760
Just a likkle third degree burns
and that, bro.
646
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:54,120
Why can't we just beat him up
and take his money?
647
00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:56,080
I've got money! I've got money!
648
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:58,400
I've got my own fucking money!
649
00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:01,440
Yeah, bruv, pissin' on my bredrin!
Have dat!
650
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:04,320
I've got money.
651
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:08,360
The thing is, Rupert, these plastic
notes, they just don't burn
652
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:12,440
the same way the paper ones used
to, you know what I'm sayin'?
653
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:14,840
Listen, listen, listen, listen.
What, bruv?
654
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:17,480
Do you really want to go back
inside for a mandem like this, huh?
655
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:20,280
He ain't going to fuckin' talk.
Course he's going to fucking
talk! Look at him!
656
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:22,520
Yeah, well if he talks,
then we dead him, innit?
657
00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:25,520
Jay, Jay, Jay...
658
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:28,720
SHRIEKS OF LAUGHTER
659
00:37:28,720 --> 00:37:32,200
Yo! Oh, my God!
660
00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:35,520
My man actually thought we was going
to light him up!
661
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:37,200
HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER
662
00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:39,480
It's not even petrol. Fool.
663
00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:40,760
CAR HORN HONKS
664
00:37:42,240 --> 00:37:43,880
Aight. Aight, Rupert.
665
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:47,240
You're a dickhead, you know?
666
00:37:47,240 --> 00:37:50,160
TEARFULLY: Can I go?
What'd you say?
667
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:52,600
Can I... Can I go?
668
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:53,640
Yeah.
669
00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:54,680
You CAN go.
670
00:37:57,520 --> 00:37:59,000
You can go.
671
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:06,160
Hold on, hold on. You know what, J?
672
00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:07,920
Them trainers ain't too bad, innit?
673
00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:10,960
Yeah, I like them still.
674
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:17,200
Get out of here, man.
675
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:19,560
THEY LAUGH
676
00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:29,640
THEY GIGGLE
677
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:30,680
Sh!
678
00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:52,160
You OK? Yeah. I'm fine.
679
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:55,440
I'm good. I'm good.
I'm good, I promise.
680
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:57,600
I'm good.
681
00:38:57,600 --> 00:38:58,640
Mm... Mm...
682
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:02,120
Mm...
683
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:05,520
SHE RETCHES
684
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:08,680
Fuck!
685
00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:15,000
What the fuck?! What the fuck?!
686
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,560
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
687
00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:21,040
Yo, Anton! Wagwan?
Put my shit down, bro.
688
00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:24,840
Rappin' and reoffendin'! Ooh!
689
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:26,560
What you sayin'?
690
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:28,960
This is you, yeah, Jaheim?
691
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:31,760
I mean, it's impressive
to look at, but...
692
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:33,960
..the whole place
smells like damp, so...
693
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:38,440
Hundred bag education,
for free, yeah?
694
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:42,360
And my man's complaining about damp!
695
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:46,160
What? Like man's yard
weren't full of it?
696
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:48,880
You should be proud of
yourself, you know?
697
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:50,600
King Jaheim, hey?
698
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:53,240
Rose from the concrete.
699
00:39:53,240 --> 00:39:59,000
We're mere mortals in the presence
of your greatness and that.
700
00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:03,080
Yeah, well, all that's
dead now, innit?
701
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:07,040
You know, my man's
going to snake, so...
702
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:08,360
Gwan back home with you lot.
703
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:10,680
Guess it's back to being a gutter
rat like the rest of us, innit!
704
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:13,120
Gutter rat, innit? Uh...
705
00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:19,600
Hi, I'm Xiang.
Are you guys students here?
706
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:29,160
I think you know we're not, Xiang,
707
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:32,640
which makes me feel like you're
not being very welcoming.
708
00:40:35,240 --> 00:40:39,560
I'll come back later.
Yeah, you do that, Xiang.
709
00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:43,720
Get outta here, come on! Yo!
710
00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:50,920
MUSIC PLAYS THROUGH HEADPHONES
711
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:52,800
RUPERT SNIFFLES
712
00:41:03,240 --> 00:41:04,960
HE WINCES
713
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:36,360
Real dick move with my comic.
714
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:43,240
Ow. Fuck.
715
00:41:51,240 --> 00:41:53,120
SCHOOL BELL RINGS
716
00:41:56,720 --> 00:41:58,360
Heyyy!
717
00:41:58,360 --> 00:42:00,240
Pusha T!
718
00:42:00,240 --> 00:42:03,680
ALL: Pusha T! Pusha T!
Hey. Come on.
719
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:07,600
Pusha T! Bow! Pusha T!
Bow! Pusha T!
720
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:10,480
Ay! Pusha T! Ay! Pusha T! Ay!
721
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:13,200
Pusha T! Ay! Pusha T! Come on!
722
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:14,840
Pusha T! Pusha T!
723
00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:19,600
"I'm not shottin'.
Just a little bit of weed to smash."
724
00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:22,840
Hobby turned into a business.
What can I say?
725
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:24,280
If this is out in the open,
726
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:26,280
you know the headmaster's
going to find out.
727
00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:29,080
When he sees that you're selling
drugs in school, you're screwed.
728
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:31,240
All right, settle down, settle down.
729
00:42:31,240 --> 00:42:35,000
Mr Staithes, ready to blow us away
with your special assignment?
730
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:37,120
Um, why not, Sir?
731
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:50,040
Even through all
technological advancements,
732
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:54,560
the human brain still hides
a plethora of secrets.
733
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:57,680
The influence of the brain
over the body
734
00:42:57,680 --> 00:43:00,200
in some aspects is inexplicable.
735
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:05,720
If you create the right mood,
ambience
736
00:43:05,720 --> 00:43:11,080
and belief that something
is what one says it is,
737
00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:16,040
you can actually trick the body
into receiving the true chemicals.
738
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:19,880
Now, this is what we refer to as
739
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:21,880
the placebo effect.
740
00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:35,720
If you do need any more information
about last night's events, Sir,
741
00:43:35,720 --> 00:43:37,680
please do let me know.
742
00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:39,160
Mr Marsham.
743
00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:42,800
Guess it's back to Brixton.
744
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:55,040
Why did you want to attend
St Gilbert's, Mr Marsham?
745
00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:57,680
Better school. Better life.
746
00:43:57,680 --> 00:44:00,200
Better...everything.
747
00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:02,360
Then why have you pissed it away?
748
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:07,280
You know, this may surprise you, but
749
00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:09,720
this scholarship is bigger than you.
750
00:44:09,720 --> 00:44:12,080
It concerns everyone.
751
00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:13,520
Especially me.
752
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:16,880
And if you look bad, I look bad.
753
00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:19,920
So, despite your...
754
00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:23,960
..persistent need to push
the self-destruct button,
755
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:27,400
you shall remain at St Gilbert's.
756
00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:28,880
But to keep you out of trouble,
757
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:32,520
you will report to the library
at 5.30am every morning
758
00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:35,600
and attend special solo classes
in the evenings.
759
00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:38,760
Phone.
760
00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:42,320
Phone!
761
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:43,800
HE SIGHS
762
00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:50,600
All communication home will be done
on this phone under my supervision.
763
00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:54,320
And if you believe that my
keeping you at St Gilbert's
764
00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:56,280
gives you some kind of power
765
00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:58,800
or leverage that you
attempt to exploit,
766
00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:02,560
I assure you that I will continue
to add to your extracurricular
767
00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:06,920
endeavours to such an extent
that you will die of overwork
768
00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:11,960
and exhaustion before you are
ever expelled from my school!
769
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:16,400
The scholarship programme will
be a success, Mr Marsham.
770
00:45:18,240 --> 00:45:20,280
Whether you like it or not.
771
00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:21,600
Now, get out.
772
00:45:35,240 --> 00:45:39,240
MUSIC: How Many Times by Lamour
White, David Boafo and Jamie Shield
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