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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,480 This programme contains some scenes which some viewers may find upsetting and strong language 2 00:00:07,480 --> 00:00:09,400 Hello? You all right? 3 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:12,720 He stinks. He smells so bad! 4 00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:14,960 Do you want some champagne, maybe warm you up a little bit? 5 00:00:14,960 --> 00:00:18,320 Get off! Don't be ungrateful. This is 110 a bottle! Just a smidge. 6 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:20,040 It's 110! Just a smidge! Come on. 7 00:00:20,040 --> 00:00:22,400 CORK POPS, CHEERING 8 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:31,920 I have a journalist coming to talk to us 9 00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:34,000 about our new scholarship programme 10 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,520 and he'd very much like to interview you, too. 11 00:00:36,520 --> 00:00:39,960 He'll want to talk about your charity, of course, 12 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:42,400 and get your take on how St Gilbert's 13 00:00:42,400 --> 00:00:44,800 may possibly have fallen behind other public schools 14 00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:47,800 in giving access to excellent education to all, 15 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:51,200 but how I tirelessly sought out a charity like yours 16 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:54,400 to give these scholarships to talented students 17 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:57,560 from disadvantaged backgrounds. 18 00:00:57,560 --> 00:01:00,200 Verbatim, or can I put it in my own words? 19 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:02,160 Guessing I shouldn't mention the video. 20 00:01:02,160 --> 00:01:05,600 SHOUTING 21 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:08,000 I mean, you knew it was bad when even The Daily Mail called it 22 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:09,840 "The Great British Shame". 23 00:01:09,840 --> 00:01:13,920 But, hey, if a few of my kids get an opportunity to attend a place 24 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:18,000 like this, I'm happy to run with whatever narrative you guys want. 25 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:19,560 Polo? 26 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:21,120 Hey, yo! What? 27 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:23,200 Hey, come on back, you little pig! Or what? 28 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:25,360 We have high standards at St Gilbert's. 29 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:28,880 We expect every new pupil to uphold them. 30 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:30,080 All right, come here, bro! 31 00:01:30,080 --> 00:01:34,400 Our students are required to be confident and courageous, 32 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:36,080 not to mention committed. 33 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:37,800 HE GRUNTS 34 00:01:39,040 --> 00:01:40,800 They must be tenacious... 35 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:43,480 Excuse me, do you mind if I put this poster on your notice board? 36 00:01:43,480 --> 00:01:44,880 Sure, what is it? 37 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:47,400 Just about how we need to stop hipster coffee shops like these 38 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:50,280 from gutting the life and soul out of black neighbourhoods. 39 00:01:51,360 --> 00:01:52,960 Creative, 40 00:01:52,960 --> 00:01:54,560 discerning, 41 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:55,840 cultured, 42 00:01:55,840 --> 00:01:59,800 with an eye for detail and a real appreciation of the arts. 43 00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:02,760 Omar! 44 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:05,960 Students must be hard-working... 45 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:07,360 You want to be gangster, eh? 46 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:09,840 Smoking the drugs and popping the caps in my ass! 47 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:12,360 I said Nigeria or boarding school! 48 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:16,560 He worked and applied himself and got in! What did you do? 49 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:20,040 Exactly! So pack your bags, uh! 50 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:23,280 So pack your bags, uh! 51 00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:28,840 ..and of course, enterprising... 52 00:02:28,840 --> 00:02:31,400 Look, I done told you, I ain't paying for these kicks! 53 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:33,120 Look, the stitching's falling apart! 54 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:40,960 ..knows his stuff, yes. 55 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:43,880 I learnt Farsi so I don't get robbed by lickle pum-pums like you! 56 00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:45,600 Now put my tings inna de bag! Dickhead! 57 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:48,080 SHE SPEAKS FARSI 58 00:02:49,640 --> 00:02:51,280 They wouldn't be anything else. 59 00:03:20,720 --> 00:03:23,480 I don't have to go if you don't want me to, you know? 60 00:03:23,480 --> 00:03:27,120 What? Why are you trying to get out of buying me a Porsche? 61 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:28,480 That's not how it works, D. 62 00:03:28,480 --> 00:03:31,840 People go private school to get rich, right? 63 00:03:31,840 --> 00:03:34,560 Listen...Caleb, just call me if you need me, yeah? 64 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:36,880 I'll call you when I decide what kind of Porsche I want. 65 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:39,720 Ah! 66 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:42,280 Hey, tap out! Tap out! Tap out! Never! 67 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:43,440 Jaheim! 68 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:49,440 Black plastic bag? You couldn't find a suitcase? 69 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:51,360 It's fine, man. We're good, Grandma. 70 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:52,680 You bathe? 71 00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:54,200 Yeah. You have pants? 72 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:56,360 Yes, Grandma. Hmm. Dem clean? 73 00:03:56,360 --> 00:03:58,560 Yes, Grandma! 74 00:03:58,560 --> 00:04:02,640 Don't forget your manners, and don't get into trouble, OK? 75 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:05,320 I won't. I promise. 76 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:07,040 OK. 77 00:04:07,040 --> 00:04:10,040 Brother, I'll catch you... 78 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:11,760 ..in a bit, bro. Yeah. 79 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:16,160 Call you when I'm there. Mm-hm. 80 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:19,000 Take care, yeah? 81 00:04:21,560 --> 00:04:25,040 MUSIC: Amplify by Guvna B and DarkoVibes 82 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:34,160 Yo, private school boy! 83 00:04:34,160 --> 00:04:36,600 Represent us out there, you know? 84 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:39,080 Yeah? Send me one of them posh white girls, yo. 85 00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:41,920 A freaky one. Like you would know what to do with it, brother! 86 00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:43,240 Come on, now. Yo. 87 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:45,800 Yo, them posh boys move mad too, you know? 88 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:48,160 Wanking in circles over digestive biscuits. 89 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:50,880 Last one to bust has to eat it! 90 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:52,080 EXCLAIMS 91 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:54,440 Man, are you serious? What's wrong with you, man? 92 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:56,960 See what weed has done to this guy's brain, bruv? 93 00:04:56,960 --> 00:04:58,640 Did I say me? You make everything... 94 00:04:58,640 --> 00:05:00,200 All right, listen, bro. 95 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:02,280 Why didn't you tell me that you needed peas, fam? 96 00:05:02,280 --> 00:05:04,560 Bro, come on now. I'm good, bro. What do you mean, "Come on?" 97 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:07,240 Look at this, bro. Nah, bro. It's good. Hold this. 98 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:08,320 Hold this, bro. 99 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:11,240 All right. 100 00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:12,880 Make sure you don't forget us, you know? 101 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:14,760 Remember, we made you right here, you know? 102 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:17,360 Brother, you man are acting like I'm going to war or something, bro. 103 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:19,640 You ain't comin' back. Is he comin' back? 104 00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:21,080 Little waffin. 105 00:05:21,080 --> 00:05:22,920 Leaving ends. 106 00:05:22,920 --> 00:05:24,040 Aight. 107 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:26,200 Hold it down out there, bro. 108 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:28,680 Show them! Aight. Aight, man. 109 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:30,360 Yeah? In a bit. 110 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:32,600 All right. 111 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:34,000 Later, J. 112 00:05:50,760 --> 00:05:53,160 What the hell you got in there? 113 00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:55,480 Why you so inna? 114 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:57,680 Help me with this one, please. 115 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:00,880 SHE KISSES TEETH 116 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:07,920 Yeah! You all right, Jaheim? 117 00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:10,040 I'm great. How are you? 118 00:06:10,040 --> 00:06:12,200 Looks like you need a little bit of a trim. 119 00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:17,640 Um...what's that? 120 00:06:17,640 --> 00:06:19,680 Me and Caleb got in a little play-fight, innit? 121 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:21,400 Lickle man caught a lucky right hand. 122 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:26,440 Look, I'm here like you wanted me. 123 00:06:26,440 --> 00:06:28,920 Look, if you think you're doing this for me, 124 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:30,720 you might as well go home right now. 125 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:35,040 Yeah. 126 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:38,760 Aight. 127 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:46,720 Man like Jaheim, you know. What you tellin' me? 128 00:06:46,720 --> 00:06:48,440 I'm good. Good, yeah? Yes, sir. 129 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:53,320 Where's Femi? No way that little African decided he ain't coming. 130 00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:55,680 He said his parents are going to drop him there. 131 00:06:55,680 --> 00:06:57,240 OK. 132 00:06:57,240 --> 00:06:58,280 Uh-huh. 133 00:07:00,280 --> 00:07:01,360 Uh-huh! 134 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:05,880 Can I help you? 135 00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:08,960 I'm genuinely just shocked that you accepted your place. 136 00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:12,560 You're meant to be... "Down with the establishment!" 137 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:15,560 But you're accepting a scholarship to a fee-paying school? 138 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:17,760 How else am I supposed to get a seat at the table, Toby? 139 00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:20,040 What? I had to fight just to get on this scholarship ting 140 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:22,000 meant for only those with dicks. Hey! 141 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,720 It's not our fault underprivileged black boys are "in" at the moment. 142 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:26,240 I lie? 143 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:27,880 So why are you here, Toby? 144 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:30,440 A good education, obviously. 145 00:07:30,440 --> 00:07:32,480 You know, broaden my horizon. 146 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:35,000 And... 147 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:36,400 ..pumzy. 148 00:07:37,520 --> 00:07:39,040 Shock! 149 00:07:39,040 --> 00:07:40,160 Omar? 150 00:07:41,160 --> 00:07:42,600 Stupid not to, right? 151 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:46,360 I mean, it's got art studios, three libraries, a theatre. 152 00:07:46,360 --> 00:07:48,560 Yeah, yeah. We all read the same brochure, my guy. 153 00:07:48,560 --> 00:07:50,800 Plus, it's the home of PF Raisin. 154 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:52,440 PF Raisin? Yeah. 155 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:54,560 Who's that? He was a cartoonist. 156 00:07:54,560 --> 00:07:57,520 Satirical kind of stuff, you know, like really, really funny. 157 00:07:57,520 --> 00:08:01,840 Apparently, there's like a secret society, like, dedicated to him. 158 00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:04,520 It'd be amazing if it were real and I got to join it, you know? 159 00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:08,000 Wow. 160 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:12,240 You're defo not gettin' any pumzy. 161 00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:15,120 I think you mean dick. Oh, fire! 162 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:17,440 What do you reckon it'll be like? 163 00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:18,760 I don't know. 164 00:08:18,760 --> 00:08:20,520 Probably like our old schools. 165 00:08:20,520 --> 00:08:23,040 More money, less metal detectors. 166 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:25,240 Do you hear that, Jaheim? Less metal detectors. 167 00:08:25,240 --> 00:08:27,000 Ahaha! Shut up! 168 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:28,880 Whatever it's like... 169 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:31,240 ..I say we just go and enjoy ourselves. 170 00:08:31,240 --> 00:08:34,440 Oh, hundred! Listen, I said it before and I'll say it again, 171 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:36,840 you have not lived the full private school experience 172 00:08:36,840 --> 00:08:39,080 if you don't come back with a STI and a coke habit. 173 00:08:39,080 --> 00:08:40,920 What the fuck? It's true! 174 00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:42,080 Sit down. 175 00:08:42,080 --> 00:08:43,280 DOOR CLOSES 176 00:08:44,800 --> 00:08:48,720 I want you to remember that this wasn't an open invite 177 00:08:48,720 --> 00:08:51,200 to everybody and anybody from the ends. 178 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:54,800 Sorry. It's just "ends". 179 00:08:58,880 --> 00:09:01,800 I encouraged you to come to my after-school club because I saw 180 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:05,160 incredible talent that wasn't being nurtured at your individual schools. 181 00:09:05,160 --> 00:09:08,080 That talent that you continue to work hard at 182 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:11,560 is what got you your scholarships at St Gilbert's. 183 00:09:11,560 --> 00:09:14,080 No-one will know that better than you. 184 00:09:15,520 --> 00:09:17,480 Don't be who they expect you to be. 185 00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:02,720 This is mad. 186 00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:08,400 Wait, is that Femi? This is how we're living? 187 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:11,880 Femi! Nah. Femi! Yo! 188 00:10:11,880 --> 00:10:14,160 He can't hear you, guys. 189 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:15,960 GUS: OK, time to go. 190 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,880 Welcome to your new home. 191 00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:19,960 Yeah! 192 00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:25,160 Yeah! Aight, this is serious. 193 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:28,640 This? Serious! 194 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,360 You OK? Yeah, yeah. 195 00:10:38,880 --> 00:10:40,040 Femi! 196 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:43,640 Hey... 197 00:10:44,840 --> 00:10:47,800 Those are the ones you need to stay away from! 198 00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:50,560 You worked too hard to waste this chance. 199 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:53,760 Make me proud, OK? 200 00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:13,240 If you must know, I'm shotting 'em, innit? 201 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:16,000 These rich whities love a road man trainer, you know. 202 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,160 You're an idiot. 203 00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:27,440 All right. 204 00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:30,360 It's important to look the part. 205 00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:33,480 Is that going to stop them from staring? 206 00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:35,760 If they stare, stare back. 207 00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:39,600 Hi! How you doing? Gorgeous weather we're having. 208 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:41,120 WOMAN SIGHS 209 00:11:42,560 --> 00:11:44,680 Let them know you belong. 210 00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:47,240 All right, good luck. Go. 211 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:48,920 What, you're not coming with us? 212 00:11:48,920 --> 00:11:50,480 What, you want me to hold your hand? 213 00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:53,080 Look, you're prepped for this, all of you, all right? 214 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:55,400 If you need me, I'm just a call away. 215 00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:57,920 But don't be callin' all the time. Don't be popping off my phone! 216 00:11:57,920 --> 00:12:01,960 All right, go on. Good luck, good luck, good luck! 217 00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:03,000 Go! 218 00:12:05,880 --> 00:12:09,640 GENERAL CHATTER 219 00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:19,360 Room allocation first, right? 220 00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:22,520 Says here it's in the study hall. 221 00:12:22,520 --> 00:12:23,960 Where is that? 222 00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:25,960 Excuse me, do you know where the...? 223 00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:28,000 OK. Thanks, anyway. 224 00:12:36,560 --> 00:12:38,200 We're all in Malton. 225 00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:39,680 That's fun. 226 00:12:39,680 --> 00:12:42,520 Please God, mixed boarding. 227 00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:44,840 Bro, you're here with Crispin, bro! 228 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:47,160 Crispin! Bet that's one of them wet whities 229 00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:48,960 that thinks he's black and that. 230 00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:51,280 Yeah, he's going to get me to line up his ginger fade 231 00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:53,160 and spit bars on his mixtape and that. 232 00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:55,480 I think it's a little more progressive than that. 233 00:12:55,480 --> 00:12:58,000 Bro, I've already been asked if I sell weed. 234 00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,120 Serious, man? 235 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:05,600 Your girl is about to intro herself to her new boarding ride or die! 236 00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:07,280 Are you filming me? 237 00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:08,440 Hi. 238 00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:09,520 I'm Mabel. 239 00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:11,600 It's so nice to meet you. 240 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:13,320 OK. 241 00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:15,280 Apparently, we're in the same boarding house. 242 00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:16,600 Hilarious, right? 243 00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:18,160 Yeah. LOL. 244 00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:22,200 If you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask. 245 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:24,600 I've been boarding since I was seven. 246 00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:27,760 I, like, barely even know my parents. 247 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:30,080 Francois de Gange. 248 00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:31,840 Oi, that's a mad name. 249 00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:33,760 Hi, I'm Beatrix. 250 00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:35,000 Oh, OK. 251 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,120 And, er, this is Florence. 252 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:39,600 Hi. Is it your first time boarding? 253 00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:41,600 What makes you think that? 254 00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:44,440 Your suitcase is a binbag, bro. 255 00:13:44,440 --> 00:13:48,560 Well, if you need a tour or anything, I'm really happy to help. 256 00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:52,120 Thank you, Beatrix. Mm. 257 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:54,720 And if you need any help from me with anything, 258 00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:56,240 I'll be glad to do that. 259 00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:59,880 Well, I've never seen a black penis before, so there's that. 260 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:02,400 GIRLS SNIGGER 261 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:02,400 Bea! 262 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:07,160 Bro, D, this place a go be fire! 263 00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:11,240 Hey. 264 00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:14,400 Babes! 265 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:17,120 Maybe next time you could piss on me to let everyone know I'm yours. 266 00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:22,600 Hey, how you doing? Rupert. 267 00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:26,880 You guys must be the, er, scholarships. 268 00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:28,680 What's your name? Jaheim. 269 00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:30,120 Ja-what? Jaheim. 270 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,600 Jaheim. Yes. 271 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:33,040 So where you from? 272 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:36,080 My man said it like he's G-checking me. For real. What's that, sorry? 273 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:38,320 Nothing. London joke. You wouldn't get it. 274 00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:41,000 London? Yeah. Nice. Which part? 275 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,440 Lewisham. Not so sure. 276 00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:44,080 South London. Oh, like Brixton? 277 00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:46,520 No, not like Brixton, no. We went to go and see Stormzy in Brixton. 278 00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:48,880 Oh, did you? Yeah. You know, that's my cousin! Really? 279 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:50,240 Yeah! Yeah, yeah man. 280 00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:51,920 So is Skepta and Giggs. 281 00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:54,240 Wow. Small world. Uh-huh. 282 00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:58,280 Should've used a bag for life. 283 00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:02,680 See you around, boys. 284 00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:08,680 Right, Mimsy, I think we've got time to take one more photograph. 285 00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:11,120 Why don't we take one under the portrait of the founder? 286 00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:13,200 If you can line up along there... 287 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:14,640 Right, oh. 288 00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:15,920 Maybe... 289 00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:17,320 The bruise. 290 00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:20,320 Yes. Every new student takes one for the newsletter. 291 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:21,920 OK, you ready? 292 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:24,360 Leah, turn... Leah! Turn around. 293 00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:27,200 Yes, right. Take a picture. 294 00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:34,640 Jaheim actually got G-checked by a brother called Rupert. 295 00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:37,960 Brother, shut up, man. His name is Rupert. 296 00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:40,400 Separately, I should've banged him in his flippin' face. 297 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:42,080 Big man ting, you should've. 298 00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:44,680 How have we been here ten minutes and you man are already warring? 299 00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:46,600 It's him! And you, stop gassing him! 300 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:48,040 Oi, chill! Chill, bro! 301 00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:50,560 I knew I recognised him. Look. 302 00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:56,320 Eh! No... No way. Oh, man. 303 00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:58,240 Ah! And he's still here after that? 304 00:15:58,240 --> 00:16:02,080 Yeah, you see? These rich guys, they get away with murder. 305 00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:04,560 Which is why you two shouldn't be fucking with him. 306 00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:06,720 HIGH-PITCHED: Ooh, first lecture at St Gilbert's! 307 00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:09,040 Listen, there's no just you, you know. It's us. 308 00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:11,240 So if you get in shit, we're all fucked. 309 00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:13,040 All right, let me tell you something, yeah? 310 00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:16,000 You need to stop thinking the worst of me. I'm actually a delight. 311 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,480 Look, bun that. 312 00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:19,680 There are more progressive ways to sort shit out, you know? 313 00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:22,160 We should start an Afro-Caribbean Society. 314 00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:23,880 BOYS GROAN 315 00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:25,920 Power in numbers! 316 00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:28,960 There's always drama round the corner in places like these. 317 00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:30,520 So we should've already been ready. 318 00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:31,920 Listen, like I said, 319 00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:35,400 I'm just here to shot two-two trainers and shot two-two gyal. 320 00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:38,240 Alie! Literally! Good luck with that though, yeah? Yeah. 321 00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:40,320 I'm rootin' for you. 322 00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:43,400 Have you lot not watched Get Out? It's not just a film, you know. 323 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:45,160 It's gospel. 324 00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:47,840 That's how you man end up in a sunken place. 325 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:04,400 GENERAL CHATTER 326 00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:09,080 GIRLS WHOOP, LAUGH 327 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:11,360 Hi. 328 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:17,840 Um, which one of you is Abby? 329 00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:18,880 I am. 330 00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:22,920 I'm Leah. I thought I was the only one. 331 00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:24,280 Only one of what? 332 00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:29,640 Hey, man. 333 00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:30,720 Femi. 334 00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:34,440 Mm. Ooh, brother. 335 00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:36,600 Hey... OK... Er... Oh, oh! OK! 336 00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:38,640 THEY LAUGH 337 00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:42,560 Oh, rah. 338 00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:45,600 I wrote it myself. 339 00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:48,160 Which programme? 340 00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:50,640 It's called Deity? 341 00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:52,320 That's cool, man. 342 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:54,960 Have you ever tried using Silverscape? 343 00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:57,040 Yeah, you see all that glitchy stuff there? 344 00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:59,680 It just irons out before you have to go through a shitload of code. 345 00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:02,760 Digestive? 346 00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:07,120 Actually, you know what, bro? I'm good. 347 00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:10,320 CAMERA CLICKS 348 00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:11,360 OK. 349 00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:14,800 FEMI SIGHS 350 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:16,520 Um... 351 00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:18,200 ..can I get a picture of you? 352 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,440 My mum wants a picture of my roommate. 353 00:18:22,440 --> 00:18:24,360 It's for my family WhatsApp group. 354 00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:28,240 Oh, God, sorry. 355 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:30,760 Er... No, no, no. Of course, mate. 356 00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:32,000 OK. 357 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,000 Together would probably be less weird, right? 358 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,560 Yeah. Right? Yeah. Yeah. 359 00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:40,520 Uh, this guy! Yeah. 360 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:41,760 THEY LAUGH 361 00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:43,800 This guy, yeah! 362 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:46,160 See you around. 363 00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:50,520 "Stop silencing the gildem". 364 00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:52,120 It's "gal dem". 365 00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:53,360 Nice! 366 00:18:58,400 --> 00:18:59,840 LAUGHTER 367 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:13,200 GENERAL CHATTER 368 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:15,600 Nah, I'll probably just head to you like in ten minutes. 369 00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:18,000 Hi. What's your name? No, I don't want to talk to you. 370 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,040 SCREAMING 371 00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:21,280 J... 372 00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:24,520 VIDEO STOPS 373 00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:28,480 PHONE: The person you're calling is unable to take your call. 374 00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:31,600 Please leave a message after the tone. 375 00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:34,200 Hey, Mum. You're probably at work or something. 376 00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:37,800 I just wanted to let you know that I've, um... 377 00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:40,640 ..I've arrived all right. Um... 378 00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:41,680 ..chat later. 379 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:51,840 HE SIGHS 380 00:19:57,280 --> 00:20:01,880 ORGAN FANFARE PLAYS 381 00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:12,280 BUZZ OF CONVERSATION 382 00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:24,800 Hi! 383 00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:45,960 What you doing? 384 00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:49,200 GIRLS WHISPER 385 00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:51,920 Oh, my God... 386 00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:55,120 SHE WHISPERS 387 00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:56,640 ..it's ridiculous. 388 00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:05,440 Gilbertus numquam concedat! 389 00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:08,160 ALL: Gilbertus semper duret! 390 00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:16,000 I hope you enjoyed the summer holidays. 391 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:20,480 Now as you are aware, St Gilbert's has been... 392 00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:23,560 ..under the spotlight. 393 00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:25,720 But I'd like you all to know that the school 394 00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:29,760 is turning over a new leaf and looking to the future. 395 00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:33,520 And with that in mind, I want you all to make sure 396 00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:36,560 that our new students in the Lower Sixth 397 00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:38,080 are made to feel right at home. 398 00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:43,600 I hope you enjoy your time here... 399 00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:46,920 ..and that you wear your uniform with pride. 400 00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:52,720 Whoever you were before doesn't matter. 401 00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:54,480 You are a Gilbertine now. 402 00:21:57,480 --> 00:22:00,800 QUIETLY: What the fuck? Have you seen how they lined us up? 403 00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:02,560 Sh! 404 00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:04,840 Where's the other one? 405 00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:09,600 Today's hymn is Eternal Father, Strong To Save. 406 00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:11,880 MUSIC STRIKES UP 407 00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:20,560 # Eter... # 408 00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:22,520 BELL RINGS 409 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,040 Psst, big man. 410 00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:36,640 You looking for some kicks? Seriously, mate, fuck off. 411 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,120 How many have you sold? 412 00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:47,720 Rome wasn't built in a day, my friend. 413 00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:49,680 And I don't think the Colosseum was bought 414 00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:52,080 from East Street Market either. What are you doing? 415 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:56,480 OK, so I'm looking into the secret society, The Raisinettes. 416 00:22:56,480 --> 00:22:58,880 This is a floor plan of St Gilbert's, 417 00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:01,560 and this is the map I got from the internet 418 00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:03,480 from an unpublished piece of work from Raisin 419 00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:05,120 which I put on tracing paper, 420 00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:06,600 and look. 421 00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:14,080 Also, his last book was called The Dormitory. 422 00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:17,080 "Dormitory" is an anagram for "dirty room". 423 00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:21,920 Dirty room! Bins! 424 00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:27,080 Big man, I beg you, don't go rooting round the bins. 425 00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:30,440 TEACHER: Everyone, settle down, settle down! Look... 426 00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:32,080 Psst, Stormzy. Hey! 427 00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:36,160 I heard you're the man selling creps. 428 00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:38,800 Yeah, yeah. What'd you need? An ounce. 429 00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:42,160 An ounce? Sh! Hey, I'm good for it, all right? 430 00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:44,920 Just bring it to Running of the Balls. It's going to be mad! 431 00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:50,960 An ounce? 432 00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:59,880 WHISTLE BLOWS 433 00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:59,880 Look alive, lads! 434 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:07,240 If you want to make the squad, you work for it. 435 00:24:08,360 --> 00:24:10,920 This is not a game for the weak. 436 00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:15,040 This is the game of the gods. 437 00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:20,040 That being said, it is just a trial match, so take it easy. 438 00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:23,760 WHISTLE BLOWS, BOYS SHOUT 439 00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:25,520 But I ain't never played before. 440 00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:26,840 WHISTLE BLOWS 441 00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:28,160 Come on! 442 00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:29,520 Let's go! 443 00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:34,640 MUSIC: In A Bag by Leon Riley and Jamie Shield 444 00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:40,200 Go on, Rupert! 445 00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:45,880 APPLAUSE, WHISTLE BLOWS 446 00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:51,200 I guess it wasn't a sports scholarship? 447 00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:53,160 Stop fucking around, Rupert! 448 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:56,640 Let's go! 449 00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:00,400 Well, run, you dildo! 450 00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:15,160 Get in there, lad! 451 00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:16,600 That's impressive. 452 00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:18,160 You never know who's watching. 453 00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:27,960 Try fucking together rather than each other. 454 00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:32,880 Fuck, he's so yummy! 455 00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:35,280 Stop dribbling, bitch! 456 00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:37,920 I just want to gobble him up and have him live in my tummy. 457 00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:39,720 You are so fucking weird. 458 00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:44,760 Oi, Florence! Beatrix! Abby! 459 00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:46,760 If you could put your tongues away... 460 00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:51,680 THEY YELL 461 00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:57,880 What, so Florence your ting, yeah? She's out of your league, mate. 462 00:25:57,880 --> 00:25:59,960 She's more champagne and cocktails, you know? 463 00:25:59,960 --> 00:26:01,560 Less Red Stripe and Supermalt. 464 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:03,520 Speaking of champagne, I saw that video. 465 00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:05,360 Way to show the homeless, man. 466 00:26:05,360 --> 00:26:07,560 That video is why you and your charity case friends are here. 467 00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:09,480 Surely a thank you is in order. 468 00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:14,840 Pass the fucking ball, man! 469 00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:20,440 WHISTLE 470 00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:22,040 He's doing absolutely brilliant there. 471 00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:24,360 Did you see him? Got to absolutely watch that. 472 00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:27,000 WHISTLE 473 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,680 OK, lads! 474 00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:29,840 Crouch! 475 00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:33,000 Bind! 476 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,200 Set! 477 00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:37,720 Fuck... What the fuck? 478 00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:41,000 What the fuck? Fucking dickhead! Are you fucking dumb? 479 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,560 Who the fuck do you think you're.. 480 00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:44,080 Hey, hey, hey, you! Yeah? Come on, then! 481 00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:46,160 Get off my pitch! You, off my pitch! 482 00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:49,000 You're embarrassing yourselves, both of you! 483 00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:53,360 INDISTINCT CELEBRATIONS 484 00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:55,680 You were pratting around the whole fucking time! 485 00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:57,840 What the fuck was that? My hand slipped... 486 00:26:57,840 --> 00:27:00,440 If you think you're untouchable, you're not. 487 00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:02,800 Our dad's just rich and he's done bailing you the fuck out. 488 00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:05,000 So unless you want to be sent to the comp down the road, 489 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,960 stop acting like a fucking infant and get your shit together! 490 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:09,240 All right, OK. 491 00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:11,040 Ah! 492 00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:13,000 Your little stunt brought him here, 493 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:16,040 and he made you look like a right prick. 494 00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:17,680 Fucking embarrassment. 495 00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:36,680 BELL RINGS 496 00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:42,200 CLOCK TICKS SOFTLY 497 00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:49,440 DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES 498 00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:52,360 Stand when the headmaster enters the room. 499 00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:01,080 HEADMASTER SIGHS 500 00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:04,040 Day one, Mr Marsham. 501 00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:10,800 Your personal statement. 502 00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:15,040 I'd like you to read it. 503 00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:26,880 Out loud. 504 00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:32,040 "I'm writing to express my interest in attending St Gilbert's College. 505 00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:34,520 "I'm a bright, motivated and well-rounded student 506 00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:37,360 "with a strong academic record and a passion for learning." 507 00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:40,480 Now paragraph three. 508 00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:50,520 "Opportunities like this are rare for boys like me, 509 00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:52,080 "especially where... 510 00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:53,680 "..from where I come from. 511 00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:56,920 "If I were given this opportunity, it would not only give me 512 00:28:56,920 --> 00:29:00,560 "the education I need but also the life skills that would allow me 513 00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:03,800 "to help those I care about most, 514 00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:06,000 "including my grandmother, 515 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,560 "my youngest brother Caleb 516 00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:09,520 "and my mother." 517 00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:25,880 What were you doing in there? 518 00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:28,800 Listen, we did not sit through three exams and two interviews... 519 00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:31,880 I know! I had to do it too! 520 00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:33,040 Then why don't you act like it? 521 00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:34,640 You don't even know what happened. 522 00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:37,440 Yeah, but I know you, Jaheim, and that's the problem. 523 00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:38,720 Cool. 524 00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:45,120 Bernard! 525 00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:51,600 "Master" will suffice, Miss Dulverton. 526 00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:53,280 I'm not going to be calling you Master. 527 00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:57,200 Was there something specific? 528 00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:01,600 It has already been brought to my attention. 529 00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:03,440 An unfortunate mistake. 530 00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:05,800 And...? And? 531 00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:09,120 And the portrait is going to be taken down. 532 00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:12,040 My uncle could literally scrap it for you for 30 quid. 533 00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:15,960 That portrait, which depicts the founder of the school, 534 00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:19,280 has been here longer than both you or I... 535 00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:21,680 Out with the old, in with the new, right? 536 00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:24,240 I'm sure you can find something just as cheap looking, 537 00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:26,480 yet inoffensive, online. 538 00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:28,320 We're done here, Miss Dulverton. 539 00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:29,840 We don't like the portrait. 540 00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:31,320 None of us do. 541 00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:41,480 May I suggest you spend less energy on things you can't change, 542 00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:43,320 and more on things you can. 543 00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:47,560 For starters, getting your acts together. 544 00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:00,800 BELL RINGS 545 00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:06,640 Something about it being here longer than him or me, 546 00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:08,200 like, that makes no sense to me. 547 00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:14,480 He was like, "Oh, you can call me Master." Is he good? 548 00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:18,480 What'd that guy say? "Running of the Bulls"? Mm. 549 00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:20,080 That's what he said, yeah. 550 00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:22,320 It's not actually bulls though, right? 551 00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:26,040 I mean, I wouldn't be surprised. This place is mad extra. Mm. 552 00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:34,680 Oh, it's like that, yeah? Yeah, it's like that. 553 00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:36,040 Leah, man. What? 554 00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:38,720 Nah, it's calm. It's calm. 555 00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:41,720 Let her be angry. I'll check you lot later, innit? 556 00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:43,040 Goodbye. 557 00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:05,040 That's Azim's car, man. He always parks there. 558 00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:06,440 PHONE RINGS 559 00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:09,280 Yo! What you tellin' me, my guy? 560 00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:12,280 Man's been waiting for your call, bruv! Who's that? 561 00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:15,640 It's the dark skinned Akala, you get me? Scholarship boy! 562 00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:17,400 East End, when we comin' to visit you, bro? 563 00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:20,320 You think I'm going to let you lot near here, bruv, cause mayhem? 564 00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:22,680 Pfffft. Man's embarrassed of the mandem. 565 00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:25,000 He's getting, like, uptown now. 566 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,480 What you sayin', you good, though? 567 00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:30,280 Man spoke to Grandma, spoke to Caleb. 568 00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:31,520 He's blessed. 569 00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:34,080 I've got him, yeah? 570 00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:35,840 Bro, you sure you're good though? 571 00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:37,080 DOOR OPENS 572 00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:39,440 Um, yeah. Man, I got to go. 573 00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:42,120 Um...stay safe, innit? 574 00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:43,400 Why you look so stressed, fam? 575 00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:45,480 You sayin' this school got you down bad like that, yeah? 576 00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:47,920 Bro, it's minor, innit? Just long days, innit. 577 00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:49,720 Bro, I hear that. 578 00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:53,080 Miss Kaneko's been griding me hard, fam. 579 00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:54,360 And not in the way I like, either. 580 00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:56,080 That's your fault for doing Japanese, no? 581 00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:58,640 Omaeno kaachan suttoke. What does that mean? 582 00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:01,120 It's Japanese for "Suck your mother". 583 00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:03,680 Come man, shot one time. 584 00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:05,640 Say nothing. 585 00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:07,040 You asked for it, innit? 586 00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:11,720 Wait, what? You still shotting them trainers? Yeah. 587 00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:14,160 I was even going to try flingin' 'em out at this bulls ting. 588 00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:16,560 But, bro, exploiting these little white yutes... 589 00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:18,840 Hey, you know if you ever need money for a trim, 590 00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:20,800 you just have to ask, you know? 591 00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:22,480 Bro. 592 00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:26,200 I was working a weekend job to help my mum around the house, fam. 593 00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:28,920 But now that I'm here... 594 00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:32,400 ..I'm just tryin' to sort some cash to send back. 595 00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:35,400 It's minor, though. Well, I mean... 596 00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:39,760 If you ever need money, people still think you're a drug dealer. 597 00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:41,720 You're a dickhead, brev. 598 00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:44,240 You sayin' you comin' later, yeah? 599 00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:46,400 Nah, man. Allow dat. 600 00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:48,760 What? Bro, you don't know that bitch! 601 00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:51,080 This girl is on you, fam! Come on, man. 602 00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:52,960 She's too much drama. I don't need any more of that. 603 00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:56,720 So, what, you just going to stay in your room till graduation? 604 00:33:59,880 --> 00:34:02,280 You're a size ten, I lie? Yeah. 605 00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:06,360 Hold that, big man. 606 00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:08,880 What ones are these? 607 00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:11,200 Designer, man. Top of the line. 608 00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:13,960 Listen though, we're linkin' at the statue at eight. 609 00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:16,720 Make sure you're there. And don't be late, fam. Say nothing. In a bit. 610 00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:24,640 BEAT PLAYS 611 00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:26,080 Oi-oi, come on! 612 00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:27,320 Let's have it. 613 00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:28,480 Urgh... 614 00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:33,240 Mate, what you doing? I'm giving you a six pack. 615 00:34:33,240 --> 00:34:35,280 Well, clearly you can't fucking count. 616 00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:38,080 Go on. Two, four, six, eight... 617 00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:40,120 Oh, shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 618 00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:42,240 Tobes, no more alcohol for this prick. 619 00:34:42,240 --> 00:34:43,680 Some people have eight. 620 00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:45,400 Like, if you're really ripped. 621 00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:47,000 But who in their right mind is going to believe 622 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,200 that I have an eight pack. 623 00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:50,960 Who's going to believe you have a six pack? 624 00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:52,160 HE LAUGHS 625 00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:55,320 Oh, OK. OK, Scholarship, you're up! 626 00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:57,960 No, no, no, no! I'm happy to just watch. 627 00:34:57,960 --> 00:34:59,880 Don't you want to be a Rah'scal? 628 00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:02,840 A what?! I don't call us that. 629 00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:04,520 That's what we're called! 630 00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:06,480 Er... 631 00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:06,480 THEY LAUGH AWKWARDLY 632 00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:09,400 No, it's a stupid name and we sound like a bloody bunch of twats! 633 00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:14,040 No, we're Rah'scals, and a Rah'scal always runs. 634 00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:18,120 What are you running from? It's not actual bulls? 635 00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:20,080 THEY GUFFAW 636 00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:21,320 Or are you? 637 00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:23,760 I'm...I'm...fucking confused! 638 00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:27,200 CLATTERING AND GRUNTING 639 00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:32,760 SIGHS ANGRILY 640 00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:36,240 GROWLS 641 00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:41,560 Who the fuck keeps coming into my room and taking my stuff? Hm? 642 00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:43,840 SCOFFS 643 00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:47,760 You need a comb? 644 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:50,760 Got some hair products too. 645 00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:19,320 You ever had your hair in box braids? I think they'd look so dope. 646 00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:20,960 Just comb it back. 647 00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:22,800 OK... 648 00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:25,000 Right, I'm going to need you to hold this for me as well. 649 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:26,520 Thank you. 650 00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:27,840 What is it? 651 00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:29,840 Some stuff I got from the market. 652 00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:32,440 It burns, but that just means it's working. What? 653 00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:34,280 I'm playing with you. 654 00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:35,720 No, I've got an aunt in Atlanta. 655 00:36:35,720 --> 00:36:37,840 She sends this stuff over for me and my mum. 656 00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:39,360 Never met her. 657 00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:42,240 Honestly, it works too well to be legal. 658 00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:46,000 So... 659 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:47,560 ..what are you doing now? 660 00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:48,760 I'm just braiding it. 661 00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:51,640 You've literally got the same texture as my cousin's. 662 00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:54,480 I feel like your curls could be way more defined. Mm. 663 00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:56,000 I don't really know what to do. 664 00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,240 Don't worry. I'll teach you. 665 00:36:58,240 --> 00:37:00,040 Really? Yes. 666 00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:01,880 I've literally brought my whole bathroom here. 667 00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:03,560 I'm sure we'll find something that works. 668 00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:05,680 Yeah, no. I've seen that. 669 00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:05,680 THEY LAUGH 670 00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:11,080 FLUSHING, DOOR UNLOCKS 671 00:37:15,240 --> 00:37:19,720 Man said designers and they're already ripping? Joke, man. 672 00:37:19,720 --> 00:37:21,720 Always playin' about. 673 00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:25,760 Oh! Uh! 674 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:31,920 What the fuck is that?! Fucking dick! 675 00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:34,280 Keep filming, keep filming, keep filming! 676 00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:47,000 Oh, oh! Whoa! What you doing? What you doing? 677 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:49,160 URINATING 678 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:49,160 That's enough! 679 00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:50,840 No, no, no! What the fuck? 680 00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:52,520 What you doing?! Fuck off! 681 00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:53,680 Let's go. 682 00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:55,800 SPITS 683 00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:55,800 Piece of shit. 684 00:37:58,160 --> 00:38:00,360 WHIMPERING 685 00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:03,080 COUGHING 686 00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:11,360 I shouldn't be telling you this. Oh, my God... I did! 687 00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:13,840 Abby, no, you didn't. Yes, I did! That is... 688 00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:15,920 In the bathroom... That's some ratchet shit. 689 00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:17,440 What? 690 00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:17,440 DOOR OPENS 691 00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:18,880 Don't you knock? 692 00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:21,480 I just wanted to say how disgusted I was with the photo. 693 00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:23,120 It was totally not OK! 694 00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:26,120 Thanks, Mabel. I couldn't believe it when I saw it. 695 00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:28,200 So problematic! 696 00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:31,040 I heard you wanted to get the portrait taken down? 697 00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:33,520 Well, I have got your back. 698 00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:37,880 Anything that you need, I'll be like an arsenal behind you. 699 00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:42,360 Cos as a school, I feel we should be doing better, you know? 700 00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:44,880 There's all this information and no-one's using it... 701 00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:47,520 You're an ally! She gets it, Mabel. 702 00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:50,640 Anything else? 703 00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:54,360 Er, yeah. I was thinking that maybe we could head over together? 704 00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:56,680 To the run? Um, do you know what? 705 00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:58,720 You go ahead and I'll meet you there, OK? 706 00:38:58,720 --> 00:39:01,120 Are you sure? I'm sure. That's cool. 707 00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:03,440 Um, because I don't mind waiting. OK. 708 00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:05,240 Or I could lend a hand... 709 00:39:05,240 --> 00:39:06,960 ..and help you with Abby's hair? 710 00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:10,320 Um... Nah, I'm good. 711 00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:11,440 I promise. 712 00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:15,280 But thanks, though. I've got it. OK. Yeah? OK, yeah, sure. 713 00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:16,560 Yeah, no worries. 714 00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:18,360 I'll just go and find us a spot. 715 00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:19,880 That's yours. 716 00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:22,000 It's a little sticky... Oh, thank you. 717 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,120 Careful of that thing. You'll take an eye out. 718 00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:26,000 OK, I'll see you guys later. 719 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:27,400 Bye, Mabel. 720 00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:31,440 That girl is so annoying. 721 00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:34,400 She's a little beggy but she's growing on me, man. 722 00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:36,240 Oh... She's all right. 723 00:39:36,240 --> 00:39:38,240 Ooh, and I think we done. Ooh. 724 00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:41,880 Edge kind of vibe. Let me show you. OK. 725 00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:45,400 Ooh! Mm... 726 00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:47,000 Yeah? Mm-hm. 727 00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:53,480 No, just...just comb it back. 728 00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:56,920 You look fire! Quickly! I've got to go somewhere first. 729 00:39:56,920 --> 00:39:59,160 OK, you've got a man. 730 00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:01,000 I will say this though, 731 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,320 don't let no dickhead tell you how to wear your hair. 732 00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:04,840 That's your crown. 733 00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:07,120 You going to do it like I said, or not? 734 00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:30,680 Jackpot. 735 00:40:36,720 --> 00:40:39,280 Fam, why are black people never on time? 736 00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:47,680 Ugh! You stink! 737 00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:50,000 Yeah, I might've fallen into some bins. 738 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:51,360 Oh, my days. 739 00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:52,800 Just leave it, OK? 740 00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:56,480 Brother, you got to let this secret society thing go. 741 00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:58,640 Would've just been cool if it were real, you know? 742 00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:00,280 Like-minded people and that. 743 00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:02,760 Don't even worry about it, man. 744 00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:05,160 Anyway, probably would've been a bunch of boys 745 00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:07,400 bumming in a basement somewhere. 746 00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:09,600 Unless that's what you're looking for? No shade. 747 00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:11,840 Can I go for a piss? Huh? 748 00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:13,160 Can I go for a piss? 749 00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:15,080 Go for a piss, yes. 750 00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:18,280 What's wrong with you? Asking permission for? 751 00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:20,320 "Can I go for a piss?" 752 00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:23,040 Fucking hell. That boy's going to get eaten alive in here. 753 00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:26,920 Jaheim. We're here, man. Hurry up. 754 00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:28,560 Why you always keep man waitin'? 755 00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:41,440 SNIFFLES 756 00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:53,920 EXHALES SHARPLY 757 00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:11,440 Hi. 758 00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:13,920 How you doing? 759 00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:19,240 Gorgeous weather we're having, isn't it? 760 00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:48,880 Hey. I heard you're the weed man. 761 00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:53,680 For fuck's sake! What, every yute with dreads sells weed, yeah? 762 00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:57,520 I mean, yes! That's me! 763 00:42:57,520 --> 00:42:59,240 LAUGHS WEAKLY 764 00:42:57,520 --> 00:42:59,240 What did you need? 765 00:42:59,240 --> 00:43:02,320 Obviously some weed, duh. 766 00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:05,280 For starters, let me get your Snap, innit? 767 00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:08,760 So I can message you when the shipment lands. 768 00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:10,960 Oh, OK. Cool. 769 00:43:12,720 --> 00:43:15,080 Love. 770 00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:16,840 Um, my name's Toby, by the way. 771 00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:18,080 Abby. 772 00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:26,240 What was that about? 773 00:43:26,240 --> 00:43:28,880 What did you hear? I heard you were going to sell her drugs. 774 00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:32,160 So if you heard, why you asking? Don't you think that's a bad idea? 775 00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:35,680 Brother, when I want advice from someone that smells like a skip, 776 00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:36,920 I'll ask. 777 00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:39,000 Where's Jaheim? Don't know. 778 00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:44,080 I'm starting to think maybe I was a bit harsh on him. 779 00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:46,400 Nah, man. He's a big boy. 780 00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:48,000 He'll bounce back. 781 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,920 Don't know why this little dickhead's got me caring for him. 782 00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:53,240 It's minor, man. It's minor. 783 00:43:53,240 --> 00:43:55,040 Now come... 784 00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:58,040 Let's find out what stupidness these posh boys are keeping up with. 785 00:43:58,040 --> 00:44:00,720 Where's this Running of the Bulls thing taking place anyway? 786 00:44:00,720 --> 00:44:02,600 It's not the Running of the BULLS. 787 00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:04,360 It's the Running of the BALLS. 788 00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:06,000 What? 789 00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:11,440 ALL ROARING 790 00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:26,160 CHEERING 791 00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:27,720 White people are different! 792 00:44:27,720 --> 00:44:29,520 Wait...is that Femi? 793 00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:33,280 Gwan, Femi, you weirdo! 794 00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:35,120 Nah, he should've creamed his skin though. 795 00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:36,920 He's looking ashy as fuck! 796 00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:40,200 The Raisinettes. 797 00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:42,360 They're actually real. 798 00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:46,400 Oh, my days! 799 00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:54,160 BELL TOLLS 800 00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:56,520 ROARS IN VICTORY 801 00:44:56,520 --> 00:44:58,680 OTHERS CHEER 802 00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:01,320 CROWD CHANTING: Femi, Femi, Femi! 803 00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:05,320 WHOOPING 804 00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:16,840 ALL CHANTING AND CHEERING 805 00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:22,920 CHEERING IN DISTANCE 806 00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:46,240 Yo, Malachi. 807 00:45:46,240 --> 00:45:48,120 You man still want to come, yeah? 808 00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:50,280 I got a madness I need help dealing with. 89834

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