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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪
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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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All right, parents and students,
please take your seats.
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Okay, okay.
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Now, as you know,
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there was an incident
at the school last week
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involving a student
referring to rape
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as a "Hot Cosby."
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M'kay?
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[ Snickering ]
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Listen, listen!
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Principal Victoria
has been fired.
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- Whoa.
- What?
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- Fired?
- Sweet, dude!
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And a new person
has been appointed
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to try and make
South Park Elementary
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a more progressive place
that fits in with today's times.
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M'kay?
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So, please welcome
P.C. Principal.
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[ Dramatic music plays ]
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All right, listen up.
My name is P.C. Principal.
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I don't know about you,
but frankly, I'm sick and tired
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of how minority groups are
marginalized in today's society.
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I'm here because this place
is lost in a time warp!
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Students who still use
the word "retarded."
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A teacher who said
women without wombs
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should get an AIDS test.
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Oh, I was a lesbian then.
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A chef person of color
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who the children
had sing soul songs
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and who the children drove
to kill himself.
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No, he got brainwashed
by a cult.
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And that's two days detention
for you, young man.
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- We'll see you at 4:00.
- What?
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Let me ask you this...
We're in Colorado, right?
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Where are the Hispanic kids?
Huh?
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Where are the ethnic
and racial minorities?
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Well, we have Token.
He's black.
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And that's two days detention
for you, Mackey.
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Congratulations.
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Wha... I got detention?
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I Googled South Park
before I came here,
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and I could not believe the shit
you are getting away with.
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People claiming to be advocates
of transgender rights,
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but really just wanting to use
the women's bathroom.
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A white man
who thinks he's Chinese,
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and built a wall
to keep out Mongolians.
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Ooh, I hate-a Mongolians!
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What the fuck is this?
Are you fucking kidding me?
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I'm telling you all,
this is done.
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Like it or not, P.C. is back,
and it's bigger than ever.
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Woo! Woo! Woo!
You hear that?
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That's the sound of 2015
pulling you over, people.
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Suck it.
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[ Bell ringing ]
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Man, I guess things are gonna
be different around here.
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You know what?
I think it's good.
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Let's face it,
this is long overdue.
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Did you guys hear?
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Cartman got four days detention
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for calling Heidi Turner
"clitty litter."
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Rmphm?
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But the thing is,
Eric isn't even fighting it.
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It's like he's all sad
and scared.
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Good!
He should be sad and scared.
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These things do matter.
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And I already feel better
to be at a school
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where we can start
to have a dialogue
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and talk about this stuff.
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[ Feedback over P.A. ]
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MR. MACKEY:
Will Kyle Broflovski
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report to the principal's
office immediately, m'kay?
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Kyle Broflovski.
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Did I say that all right?
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Uh, hi.
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I'm Gerald,
Kyle Broflovski's father.
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Have a seat.
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I've been talking
with your child,
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and we're gonna be giving him
two weeks detention.
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What's this about, Kyle?
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Your son said some things
to a fourth-grade girl
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that, frankly,
make me want to puke.
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Now that I'm principal,
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I'm not gonna allow anyone
at this school
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to be made feel unsafe
and harassed.
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W-W-What did he say?
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You'll have to excuse
my language.
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[ Clears throat ]
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"I don't think Caitlyn Jenner
is a hero."
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This kind of transphobic
and bigoted hate speech
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isn't gonna fly here, bro!
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I thought we were all on board
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that Caitlyn Jenner
is an amazing, beautiful woman
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who had the exquisite bravery
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of a butterfly
flying against the wind.
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And then this shit
comes out of people's mouths!
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P.C. Principal,
I-I'm sure Kyle
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was just referring
to Bruce Jenner as a person,
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and not trying to say
anything against...
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You got a fucking problem, bro?
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No.
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'Cause it's not
Bruce fucking Jenner!
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It's Caitlyn, and she's
a fucking stunning woman!
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Or maybe you're the one
teaching him
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to demean women
in the first place.
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Huh?! What's up?
What's fucking up, bro?!
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Look, maybe we can
all just take...
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Get the fuck out of here, dude!
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- Aah!
- Aah!
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I mean, who the hell
does this guy think he is?
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Some college kid's gonna come in
and tell us our ways are old?
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Yeah.
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And you can't bully
our kids like that.
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Kyle's already got
two weeks of detention.
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For what?
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Just 'cause he said something
about Caitlyn Jenner.
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Oh. Caitlyn Jenner?
She's a hero.
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She is stunning and brave.
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Stunning.
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She is absolutely beautiful
and an inspiration.
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- Yep.
- Yep, that's right.
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What the hell
are you guys talk...
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Uh, we got to be careful,
Gerald.
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This is a college bar.
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Somebody here have a problem
with Caitlyn Jenner?
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- No.
- No?
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'Cause she's a stunning,
beautiful woman,
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and if you want to call her
anything else,
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I'm ready to fucking throw down.
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No, no.
We're totally fine with it.
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Woo! Woo!
Woo! Woo! Woo!
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"It"?
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Did somebody just refer
to Caitlyn Jenner as "it"?!
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I'm P.C., bro.
I'll throw down.
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- Sweet! You're P.C., bro?
- Yeah, Arizona State.
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Sweet, bro.
I'm P.C. UMass.
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- Fuck yeah! Sweet, dude.
- Sweet!
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So, do we have
a fucking problem here?
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No!
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Caitlyn Jenner
is the bravest woman in America.
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Wee-oo!
Wee-oo! Wee-oo!
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Did someone here
just say America
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in a way that otherizes
and demeans
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the people
of Latin and South America?!
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Nice, dude.
You P.C.?
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Yeah, Chino Hills.
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You think Venezuelans
aren't Americans, brah?!
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Yeah, you want to
make fun of me?!
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Hey! What seems to be
the problem here, gentlemen?
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- Who the hell are you?
- I'm P.C. Principal.
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Oh, nice.
We're all P.C., too.
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No way!
There's more P.C. bros here?
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Yeah, dude.
Ohio State.
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Sweet, bros!
Texas A&M.
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Bro, I had no idea there
were like-minded individuals
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in this town
who defended social minorities.
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- We should all hang out!
- We should totally hang out!
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We should all
get a house together
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and unite our tolerant views.
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- Fucking do it, dude!
- Fuck yeah!
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[ Up-tempo dance music playing ]
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Whoo! No problematic language
here, bro!
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Whoo!
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Well, looks like things
are getting all P.C. again.
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Fuck yeah, bro!
P.C.!
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Well, how long do you think
this will last?
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Lasted about six years
last time.
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We got at least
5.9 years to go.
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[ Bell ringing ]
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Uh, hey, Cartman.
What's going on?
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Aren't you going
to, uh, you know,
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go do something
about this new principal?
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I've already got
four days of detention.
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I don't want any more.
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I'm gonna start
following the rules.
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But this isn't you, Cartman!
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Yeah, where's the Eric Cartman
we know?
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The Eric Cartman we know
breaks the rules,
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and he gets away with it,
just like his hero.
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Come on.
Who's your hero, Cartman?
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[ Sighs ] Tom Brady.
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Right.
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And what does Tom Brady do
after breaking the rules?
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- Deny and subvert.
- Yeah!
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Yeah, what...
What would Tom Brady say
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if he got caught shoplifting?
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"Everybody shoplifts.
Why are you coming down on me?"
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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You're Tom Brady, Cartman.
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And that new principal in there
is the football commissioner
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trying to dictate
his punishment to you.
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And what happens
when an invulnerable cheater
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comes up against
an elitist corporate dictator?
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A perfect storm of hypocrisy
that everyone in the country
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has to deal with
for months on end.
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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You're right, guys.
I'm gonna Tom Brady this thing.
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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I'm gonna say...
I'm gonna say,
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"You're not giving me
four days of detention.
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You're only giving me one!"
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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No!
No, to hell with that!
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You're giving me
no days detention!
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And then I'm gonna go home
and fuck my hot wife,
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who's not even that hot,
kind of looks like a dude!
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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Thanks, guys.
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I almost forgot the lessons
that football has taught us all.
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I can get around
these pesky rules.
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Butters, I'm going to need
your underwear.
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Okay!
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Cool.
I think we did it.
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[ Dramatic music plays ]
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Oh, P.C. Principal.
How are you today?
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What are you doing
in the faculty bathroom?
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You know, I think you and I
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got off on the wrong foot
the other day.
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By all means, please,
keep your dick out.
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You see, I'm not going to accept
four days of detention,
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and you're going
to apologize publicly
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for being so strict to me
and my friends at school.
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What the fuck
are you talking about?
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It's just a request, that's all.
See you around.
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Oh, you seem to have dropped
something, P.C. Principal.
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What's this?
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Why, this is
a little boy's underwear.
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[ Sniffs ]
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Why, this is Butters' underwear.
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What?
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P.C. Principal,
you have Butters' underwear?
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And now...
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[ Sloshing ]
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Oh, my gosh,
it's got your DNA all over it.
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This certainly
doesn't look good for you.
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I don't need to tell anyone
about this.
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No, I think we have
an understanding.
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Capiche?
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What did you just say?
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00:09:24,772 --> 00:09:26,481
You mean about
keeping your dick out?
249
00:09:26,607 --> 00:09:27,733
"Capiche"?
250
00:09:27,859 --> 00:09:29,318
You're associating
Italian-Americans
251
00:09:29,444 --> 00:09:31,069
to intimidation tactics?
252
00:09:31,195 --> 00:09:33,196
You better watch
your microaggressions, bro.
253
00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:34,364
O-Kay.
254
00:09:34,490 --> 00:09:35,699
Look, you don't want to end up
255
00:09:35,825 --> 00:09:37,305
like the spokesman for Subway,
do you?
256
00:09:37,368 --> 00:09:38,744
Did you just use a term
257
00:09:38,870 --> 00:09:41,330
that excludes women
from an occupation?!
258
00:09:41,456 --> 00:09:43,165
Okay, let's back up.
Aah!
259
00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:46,543
Did you just say spokesman
instead of spokesperson
260
00:09:46,669 --> 00:09:48,045
when women are just as capable
261
00:09:48,171 --> 00:09:50,255
of selling sandwiches
as anyone?!
262
00:09:50,381 --> 00:09:52,174
Are you purposely
trying to use words
263
00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:54,051
that assert
your male privilege?!
264
00:09:54,177 --> 00:09:55,052
No, I'm sorry!
265
00:09:55,178 --> 00:09:56,989
I was just trying to frame you
for raping Butters!
266
00:09:57,013 --> 00:09:58,949
Do you think Italian-Americans
and women are less important?!
267
00:09:58,973 --> 00:09:59,848
Oh, God!
268
00:09:59,974 --> 00:10:01,516
You dare to use words
that alienate
269
00:10:01,642 --> 00:10:03,435
two communities of people
who have to deal
270
00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:06,646
with verbal biases like yours
on a daily basis?!
271
00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:09,149
[ Tom Tom Club's
"Genius of Love" playing ]
272
00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:10,817
[ Indistinct shouting ]
273
00:10:10,943 --> 00:10:13,111
♪ What you gonna do
when you get out of jail? ♪
274
00:10:13,237 --> 00:10:15,614
♪ I'm gonna have some fun ♪
275
00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:17,574
♪ What do you consider fun? ♪
276
00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:20,702
♪ Fun, natural fun ♪
277
00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:31,254
Can I speak
with P.C. Principal, please?
278
00:10:31,380 --> 00:10:33,298
Oh, yeah.
We got another one, guys!
279
00:10:33,424 --> 00:10:34,716
All right!
Bring him in, bro!
280
00:10:34,842 --> 00:10:36,051
Get ready!
Whoo!
281
00:10:36,177 --> 00:10:37,385
Wait, what?
282
00:10:37,512 --> 00:10:40,847
Hey, no, I-I don't...
283
00:10:40,973 --> 00:10:42,766
All the pledges, take a shot!
284
00:10:44,227 --> 00:10:45,496
P.C. PRINCIPAL:
All right, pledgies.
285
00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:46,789
We're excited
you want to try and be P.C.
286
00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:48,146
We hope you've got what it takes
287
00:10:48,272 --> 00:10:50,232
to join the most socially active
group in America.
288
00:10:50,358 --> 00:10:51,691
- Whoo!
- Whoo!
289
00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:53,796
You know, there's still
some people out there that say,
290
00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:55,172
"What does being P.C.
really mean?"
291
00:10:55,196 --> 00:10:56,780
Well, I'll tell you
what it means.
292
00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:59,866
It means you love nothing more
than beer, working out,
293
00:10:59,992 --> 00:11:01,887
and that feeling you get
when you rhetorically defend
294
00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:03,806
a marginalized community
from systems of oppression.
295
00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:06,206
- Whoo!
- Yeah!
296
00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:07,707
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
297
00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:09,000
- Whoo-hoo!
- Whoo-hoo!
298
00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:10,127
Whoo!
299
00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:11,962
- Whoo-hoo!
- Let's go! Yeah!
300
00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:15,048
[ Groaning ]
301
00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:27,561
[ Sighs ]
302
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,771
You got home
pretty late last night.
303
00:11:29,897 --> 00:11:31,523
6:00 a.m.?
304
00:11:33,317 --> 00:11:35,902
I've joined
a social-awareness group.
305
00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:39,030
It's a coalition that
discourages the use of [Belches]
306
00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:41,867
Words that have negative
or offensive connotations,
307
00:11:41,993 --> 00:11:43,368
to grant respect
308
00:11:43,494 --> 00:11:47,122
to people who are victims
of unfair stereotypes.
309
00:11:47,248 --> 00:11:50,250
You got in at 6:00,
and now you're missing work.
310
00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:52,502
We've been getting away
with horrible things, Sharon.
311
00:11:52,628 --> 00:11:55,130
Having laughs at less [Belches]
privileged people
312
00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:56,965
and thinking it was harmless.
313
00:11:57,091 --> 00:12:00,635
Our group is... trying to be
a civilizing influence,
314
00:12:00,761 --> 00:12:02,679
where we discuss
and have meetings
315
00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:04,431
to better define
and reinforce tolerance
316
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,808
and acceptance
of all groups of people.
317
00:12:06,934 --> 00:12:08,643
Hmm.
318
00:12:08,769 --> 00:12:11,855
And do they have booze
at these meetings?
319
00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:16,026
Uh, they serve refreshments,
yes.
320
00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:17,986
[ Monitor beeping ]
321
00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:22,157
Cartman?
322
00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:24,201
We can't beat him, you guys.
323
00:12:24,327 --> 00:12:26,453
P.C. Principal
is too strong.
324
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:27,871
What do we do now?
325
00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:29,623
There's nothing left to do.
326
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,292
I'm going to admit
I did something wrong,
327
00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:34,461
take my punishment, and move on.
328
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:36,463
I'm not Tom Brady.
329
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:37,964
Oh, no!
330
00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:40,383
Dude, if we all tell the police
what the principal did,
331
00:12:40,509 --> 00:12:41,259
he'll be fired.
332
00:12:41,385 --> 00:12:41,968
Yeah!
333
00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:43,345
- No way.
- Why?
334
00:12:43,471 --> 00:12:46,514
Because P.C. Principal
is right, Kyle.
335
00:12:46,641 --> 00:12:48,975
You and I are bigots.
336
00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:51,019
And it's time for us to grow up.
337
00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:52,854
No, you're a bigot.
338
00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:55,273
If I can face my prejudice,
why can't you?
339
00:12:55,399 --> 00:12:56,960
We're two privileged,
straight white boys
340
00:12:56,984 --> 00:12:58,235
who have their laughs
341
00:12:58,361 --> 00:12:59,671
about things
we never had to deal with.
342
00:12:59,695 --> 00:13:00,904
I'm not going to apologize
343
00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:02,550
for saying Caitlyn Jenner
isn't a hero.
344
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:03,865
In fact, personally,
345
00:13:03,991 --> 00:13:06,034
I think she's most likely
not a very good person.
346
00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:07,160
[ All gasp ]
347
00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:08,286
Aah-aah!
348
00:13:08,412 --> 00:13:10,307
Kyle, believe me,
I know the struggle with hatred.
349
00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:14,042
Let's make ourselves
better people... together.
350
00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:15,252
Come on, fat-ass.
351
00:13:15,378 --> 00:13:18,046
No more fat shaming, Kyle.
Let's start a new chapter.
352
00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:20,052
So you're never gonna call me
a dirty Jew again?
353
00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:21,258
No.
354
00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:24,719
I'm going to call you...
my friend.
355
00:13:24,845 --> 00:13:27,514
Oh, fuck you.
356
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,684
I guess we never realized
how bad he really was.
357
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:31,685
- ♪ Ba ♪
- ♪ Ba-Ba ♪
358
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,937
- ♪ Now watch me whip, hey ♪
- ♪ Kill it ♪
359
00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:35,605
- ♪ Now watch me nae nae ♪
- ♪ Okay ♪
360
00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:37,315
♪ Now watch me whip, whip ♪
361
00:13:37,441 --> 00:13:39,002
- ♪ Watch me nae nae ♪
- ♪ Want me do it? ♪
362
00:13:39,026 --> 00:13:41,111
P.C. PRINCIPAL:
All right, pledges, listen up.
363
00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:43,738
Congratulations on making it
to the final cuts.
364
00:13:43,864 --> 00:13:44,739
- Whoo!
- Yeah!
365
00:13:44,865 --> 00:13:46,324
- Dude, let's go!
- Whoo-hoo!
366
00:13:46,450 --> 00:13:48,243
Now it's time
for the final test.
367
00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:51,413
So what you're gonna have to do
to prove you belong with P.C.
368
00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:53,915
is go out there
and check someone's privilege.
369
00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:55,834
- Finally!
- Yes!
370
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,461
I'm sorry,
I don't know what that is.
371
00:13:58,587 --> 00:14:01,131
Topher, can you explain
check your privilege, please?
372
00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:02,841
It's getting someone
to acknowledge
373
00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:04,167
their own inherent privileges,
374
00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:05,844
and reminding them
to put them aside
375
00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:07,906
in order to better understand
another human's plight.
376
00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:09,556
You see,
there's still people out there
377
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:10,724
like Brett fucking Favre,
378
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,642
who think
that when we all stand up
379
00:14:12,768 --> 00:14:15,061
and applaud Caitlyn Jenner
at the ESPY Awards,
380
00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:17,731
he can get away with
one of these bullshit claps.
381
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:20,942
It's called clapping, Favre!
382
00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:23,445
What the fuck are you doing?
You washing your hands?
383
00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:25,613
You're either on board
or you're not, bro.
384
00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:27,949
Now, if he's gonna bring shame
on someone,
385
00:14:28,075 --> 00:14:29,659
then he can have
his privilege checked,
386
00:14:29,785 --> 00:14:31,505
and have a little shame
brought down on him!
387
00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:33,538
You want me to shame
Brett Favre?
388
00:14:33,664 --> 00:14:35,498
No.
389
00:14:35,624 --> 00:14:38,543
'Cause there's somebody
even worse now.
390
00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:49,716
- [ Noisemakers blow ]
- Aah!
391
00:14:49,805 --> 00:14:52,599
What the fuck, dude?!
What the fuck?!
392
00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:56,269
[ Grunting, squealing ]
393
00:14:58,230 --> 00:14:59,750
- [ Monitor beeping rapidly ]
- [ Groaning ]
394
00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:03,818
[ Crowd cheering,
whistle blows ]
395
00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:07,947
[ Echoing ] I may be down,
but I'm not out.
396
00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:08,907
Tom Brady's never out.
397
00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:10,617
[ Echoing ] You broke the rules!
398
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:13,119
Fuck you I broke the rules.
You're breaking the rules.
399
00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:14,871
Fuck you.
You broke the rules.
400
00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:17,290
You broke the rules how you
found out I broke the rules.
401
00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:19,125
[ Echoing ] Yeah,
you broke the rules!
402
00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:20,937
I'm the commissioner. I can
break the rules 'cause you guys
403
00:15:20,961 --> 00:15:22,481
broke the rules before,
but I didn't bust you enough.
404
00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:23,857
Just 'cause you didn't
bust us enough
405
00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:25,233
for breaking the rules,
that doesn't mean
406
00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:26,693
you can break the rules
busting us now.
407
00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:28,362
Fuck both you guys.
I can do whatever I want.
408
00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:29,260
I'm breaking the rules.
409
00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:30,220
Fuck you, I'm Tom Brady!
410
00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:32,506
Fuck you, I'm the commissioner.
I'll make up new rules.
411
00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:33,932
Fuck your rules!
412
00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:35,369
Fuck you guys.
You're always fucking rules.
413
00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:36,536
Fuck all the rules!
Rules, rules...
414
00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:37,352
Aah! Butters!
415
00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:38,353
I'm here, Eric.
416
00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:39,854
Oh, Butters.
417
00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:41,940
I've lived such a horrible life,
418
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:43,566
always doing whatever I want
419
00:15:43,692 --> 00:15:45,193
and claiming it
to be for integrity.
420
00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:47,195
- Butters?!
- Yes, Eric?
421
00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:49,406
I'm never going back
to the person I was.
422
00:15:49,532 --> 00:15:50,782
I swear to God.
423
00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:52,867
From now on,
the world is going to know
424
00:15:52,993 --> 00:15:55,787
a new and better Eric Cartman.
425
00:15:56,831 --> 00:15:58,623
[ Doorbell rings ]
426
00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:06,131
Will you please tell your dad
to leave me alone?
427
00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:07,841
Dude, what happened?
428
00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:10,931
Your dad was on my lawn
yelling at me all night,
429
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,554
and after I finally fell asleep,
430
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:13,960
I woke up Saran-wrapped
to a tree
431
00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:15,473
with penises on my face.
432
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,642
And this.
433
00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:19,811
Hang on.
434
00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:24,774
Dad, did you draw dicks
on my friend's face?
435
00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:27,485
Did I check his privilege?
Yes.
436
00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:29,237
I had some refreshments,
437
00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:31,781
and I checked
your friend's privilege.
438
00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:33,617
That's my best friend, Dad.
439
00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:35,660
Stop shaming him
because you want to fit in.
440
00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:38,705
Stan, straight white males
in a capitalistic society
441
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:41,291
have little... understanding
of victimization
442
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:44,252
compared to injustices...
against underprivileged.
443
00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:47,130
Dicks on your face
is a very first-world problem.
444
00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:48,590
[ Retches ] Shit!
445
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,887
Look, Kyle,
maybe you should just say
446
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,388
Caitlyn Jenner is a hero.
447
00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:57,432
I didn't even say
she wasn't a hero!
448
00:16:57,558 --> 00:16:59,809
I just said
she isn't a hero to me!
449
00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:01,686
I didn't like Bruce Jenner
as a person
450
00:17:01,812 --> 00:17:03,081
when he was
on "The Kardashians,"
451
00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:04,481
and I don't suddenly
like him now.
452
00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:05,982
P.C. FRAT BOY:
Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!
453
00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:07,108
Her.
454
00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:08,652
Her! Yes!
455
00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:11,404
[ Grunts ]
456
00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:13,281
Oh, it's no use, Butters.
457
00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:14,407
I want to get out there
458
00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:15,844
and start making
positive changes,
459
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,953
but I can barely even walk.
460
00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:19,329
How is everybody doing?
461
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:20,455
Well, they're fine.
462
00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:22,309
Everyone's just kind of
keeping their mouths shut.
463
00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:23,500
It's kind of nice.
464
00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:26,002
So the P.C. guys
are leaving people alone.
465
00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:27,128
Well, except for...
466
00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:28,171
Who?
467
00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:30,715
Well... Well, now they've made
Kyle their main target.
468
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,346
Kyle?
469
00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:39,182
My friend Kyle?
470
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:43,561
Eric, what are you doing?
471
00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:45,021
I don't have a choice.
472
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:46,856
I have to take
these P.C. people out.
473
00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:48,418
Oh, but I thought
you agreed with them.
474
00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:50,735
I do, but I have to help Kyle
475
00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:53,363
even if I don't agree with
his hateful, bigoted thoughts.
476
00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:55,156
Kyle's view may be warped.
477
00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:56,658
I personally think
Caitlyn Jenner
478
00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:57,659
is a stunning hero.
479
00:17:57,785 --> 00:17:58,660
[ Clears throat ]
480
00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:00,453
But that doesn't mean
I'll stand by
481
00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:02,391
while Kyle's intolerance
is dealt with violently.
482
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,833
We're going to war with these
P.C. people once and for all.
483
00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:07,168
Butters, I'm going to need
200 pregnant Mexican women
484
00:18:07,295 --> 00:18:08,295
and some taco launchers.
485
00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:11,172
Well, okay!
486
00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:13,675
[ Chanting ] Social justice!
One, two, three! Woo, woo!
487
00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:15,969
I want to be P.C.!
Woo, woo!
488
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,221
It's just the way to be for me!
489
00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:19,848
And you!
Woo, woo!
490
00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:21,891
Your hateful slurs are through!
Woo, woo!
491
00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:23,518
I call "woo, woo" on you!
492
00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:26,896
Woo, woo! We'll fight until
you're P.C. black and blue!
493
00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:28,398
Woo, woo!
494
00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:31,901
We are language police
fighting bigotry!
495
00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:34,195
Hurtful words
can suck our turds,
496
00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:35,780
'cause it's P.C. for me!
497
00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:37,574
- And you!
- Woo, woo!
498
00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:38,867
- Yeah!
- Fuck yeah, bro!
499
00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:40,387
- Fuck yeah!
- Fuck yeah! P.C., bro!
500
00:18:40,411 --> 00:18:42,329
All right.
501
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,497
Send in the pregnant
Mexican women.
502
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:48,084
[ Women screaming ]
503
00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:49,919
Oh, oh! Oh!
504
00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:51,087
Fuck, bro!
505
00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:52,756
Fire the taco launchers!
506
00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:58,094
[ Explosions ]
507
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:03,725
[ Screaming continues ]
508
00:19:05,019 --> 00:19:07,228
Syrian refugee children,
flank from the left!
509
00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:10,231
[ Children screaming ]
510
00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:13,401
Dude, what is this, bro?
511
00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:14,652
I don't know, bro!
512
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,342
The Syrian refugee children
are in.
513
00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:19,366
Send in Jared!
514
00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:20,950
[ Screaming continues ]
515
00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:28,416
What in the world is going on?
516
00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:30,460
All right, good.
517
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:32,397
The pregnant Mexican women
are falling asleep on the tacos.
518
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:34,964
Jared needs backup.
Send in the Chinese drivers.
519
00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:37,342
[ Tires screech ]
520
00:19:37,468 --> 00:19:39,052
Aaah!
521
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,530
CARTMAN:
All right, the Syrian refugees
522
00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:41,823
are trying to protect
their children.
523
00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:43,014
Oh, fuck, there's Kyle.
524
00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:44,641
What the fuck
are you doing, Kyle?
525
00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:47,352
[ Screaming,
explosions continue ]
526
00:19:47,478 --> 00:19:49,062
Enough!
527
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:50,480
Stop!
528
00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:53,233
Everyone stop!
529
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:55,902
[ Echoing ]
530
00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:02,784
This is so wrong!
I can't let it continue.
531
00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:04,869
This is not ever
what I intended.
532
00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:07,122
I just want to say...
533
00:20:07,248 --> 00:20:09,624
Caitlyn Jenner is a hero.
534
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:11,376
There's no other way to say it.
535
00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:15,797
What she did took bravery,
and she is absolutely stunning.
536
00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:27,267
Whoo-hoo.
537
00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:31,980
[ Cheers and applause ]
538
00:20:36,110 --> 00:20:38,278
[ Rooster crows ]
539
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:40,155
[ Bell ringing ]
540
00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:44,492
[ Indistinct conversations ]
541
00:20:47,288 --> 00:20:48,163
- [ Sizzles ]
- Ow, hot!
542
00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:49,998
Hot, hot! Hot, hot!
543
00:20:50,124 --> 00:20:51,499
Ahh.
544
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,126
Got to hand it to you, Marsh.
545
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,545
You really checked
that little boy's privilege.
546
00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:58,047
Using those Syrian refugees
was genius, bro.
547
00:20:58,174 --> 00:21:00,592
Yeah. I would've never thought
to use offensive imagery
548
00:21:00,718 --> 00:21:02,010
and outrageous stereotypes
549
00:21:02,136 --> 00:21:03,887
to provoke someone
to open their eyes.
550
00:21:04,013 --> 00:21:05,430
So, I'm P.C. now?
551
00:21:05,556 --> 00:21:08,433
You're not only P.C.,
you've actually changed my P.C.
552
00:21:08,559 --> 00:21:10,560
Congrats.
Here's your Oakleys.
553
00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:12,520
Oh, wow, Oakleys!
554
00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:14,606
Oh, yeah, bro.
These are sweet.
555
00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:17,233
So I guess P.C. Principal
is here to stay, huh?
556
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:18,151
Yes.
557
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,402
But at least we showed him
558
00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:22,155
that sometimes joking
about un-P.C. things
559
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,740
can actually be important
560
00:21:23,866 --> 00:21:25,909
because it starts a dialogue.
561
00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:28,077
What's wrong, Kyle?
562
00:21:28,204 --> 00:21:29,704
You have your cake.
Eat it, too.
563
00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:32,081
It just seems to me
like we all lost in this,
564
00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:34,459
and that the only person
who won was you.
565
00:21:34,585 --> 00:21:35,585
Hmm.
566
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:38,213
And who does that
remind you of, Kyle?
567
00:21:38,339 --> 00:21:39,797
Now, if you don't mind,
568
00:21:39,924 --> 00:21:41,591
I'm gonna go home
and fuck my hot wife.
569
00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:44,802
Who kind of looks like a dude.
570
00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:46,888
CARTMAN: ♪ Da, da-da, da, da,
da-da, da, da, da ♪
571
00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:48,734
♪ Da, da-da, da, da,
da-da, da-da, da, da! ♪
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