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You know, sometimes I wake up
in the morning and I'm just like,
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bleurgh! I don't want to go to work today.
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And then I remember these guys.
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Get excited.
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Get that tingly feeling in my chest like,
ooh.
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I think it's safe to say
that we all feel that.
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Morning team.
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That's good.
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They're busy.
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-Morning Lizzie.
-Ah!
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Alisha just called to say that she's
running ten minutes late.
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-For...?
-Your 10 a.m. meeting.
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Which will now be at 10:10.
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How many people
do we have signed in today?
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Four. Johann's in the toilet.
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The rest are working from home.
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Johnny, how many guys
are on the floor today?
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[indistinct chatter]
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[Hannah] Come in.
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Sorry, mate.
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Just firing off a big report.
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[Hannah chuckles] And sent.
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What can I do you for?
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As you know, Hannah, we've been looking
at attendance across the branches.
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Well, you certainly don't need
to worry about numbers here.
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-So, Johnny from the warehouse?
-No, What?
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Umm, ah, you know what?
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I can see the resemblance,
but no, that's not him.
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You were saying?
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Well, we've reviewed our flexible work
practices,
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and given the low attendance rates,
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Flinley Craddick can no longer
justify the cost of our office spaces.
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[Hannah] Yeah,
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We're going to close the regional
branches and everyone will go remote.
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-What?
-Well, the warehouse will still stay open.
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Everyone else will work from home.
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[gulps]
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I think that's a bad idea.
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[blinds banging]
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-[anxiously]
-So what are we talking?
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Home detention, house arrest?
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What are we--
What are we talking here Alisha?
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[Alisha] Please calm down. Hannah.
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Those people out there
are like family to me.
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And I won't let you throw
them out on the street.
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No one is going out on the street, Hannah.
They're just going home.
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Do you think we can run Australia's
fourth largest packaging company
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from the isolation of our own homes?
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We can't.
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Your lease expires
at the end of next month so--
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What if we bring everyone in full time?
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That'll boost productivity, right?
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If we bring everyone in, I guarantee we
can make a year's worth of rent
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by the end of next month.
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-$300,000.
-300,000?
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Yes. Too easy.
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How are you even going to convince
your staff to come in full time?
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I won't need to convince them.
I'll just ask them.
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Please, Alisha.
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Please, please, please.
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-Fine. I'll talk to the board.
-Yes!
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Yes!
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But if any of your staff members
complain about being forced
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to come in full time,
you are not to blame it on head office.
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Why would I do that? [scoffs]
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Won't even mention your name.
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[phones ringing]
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That is Johnny from the warehouse.
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What? Johnny, shame on you.
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If there's anyone here
that doesn't actually work up here,
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can you please leave?
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Thank you.
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[Hannah] Honestly, I don't know
what's gotten into you guys.
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Not cool.
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[theme music playing]
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[car alarm bleeps]
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[Hannah] Welcome, welcome.
Come on in. Pile in.
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Yeah. Oh, there he is, Marty HR. Look out!
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So exciting to see everyone
in the building all at once.
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Yeah.
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Great. Is that everyone?
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We're one short. Do you want to wait?
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Who is it? Lloyd?
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Nah.
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Firstly, may I say thank you very much
for coming in at such short notice,
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and what an absolute pleasure it is
to look out and see
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a room full of smiling faces.
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Secondly, for those of you who haven't
met Sebastian, this is Sebastian.
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Come on up.
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Come on. Yeah.
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Sebastian started with us last week
on a three month unpaid internship on loan
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from McClay Business College.
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And I think I speak for everyone
when I say it's nice to have
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some new blood in the office.
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[laughs awkwardly]
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Some fresh blood.
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[hisses]
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[Nick] I started as an intern.
I was Sebastian.
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She's been doing that vampire shtick
for over seven years.
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[in vampire accent]
I want to suck your blood.
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[awkward laugh]
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-Can I sit… down Thanks.
-Yeah. Yeah. By all means.
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[Hannah] And thirdly, the big news.
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-Oh.
-Oh.
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Er, It's a lockout, Lloyd.
As specified on the phone call.
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-Yeah, I get that.
-[Hannah] Yeah, just let him in.
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-But it's a lockout.
-Yeah, just let him in.
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Yeah, we can wait.
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-G'day.
-Hi.
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Sorry... just
had to drive in from Woy Woy.
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-So, yeah.
-[Hannah] Yep. Lovely.
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-So the big news.
-[Nick] Oh, don't tell us the quiz is off.
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-Oh, no.
-No, Nick, the quiz is not off.
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[Hannah] The good news is...
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As of today, we are all back
in the office full time.
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[Lizzie] Yes!
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[Greta] Wait. What?
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[Lloyd] That's not good news.
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No, I know.
This isn't the good news.
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This is the bad news
that I forgot to tell you earlier.
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The bad news. And get this.
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Alisha comes in this morning
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and tells me that head office are forcing
us to come back to the office full time,
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effective immediately.
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[disgruntled mumbling]
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[Hannah] I know.
And she set new productivity targets.
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$300,000 by the end of next month.
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[Deborah] What?
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And I tried to talk her back around but...
do you know what, though?
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At least we've got each other
and a fully stocked fridge.
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[Lizzie] Oh, no. The card declined
and so the order--
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[Hannah] It will be stocked.
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So, wait, what? What was the good news?
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The good news is that now we can do
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TGI Friday trivia quiz IRL.
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What's IRL?
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This is IRL. In Real Life.
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[Hannah] As much as everyone loves being
here at work,
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the reality is, [chuckles ] we have lives.
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You know, people have homes and pets
and children and partners
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that we'd rather be spending time with.
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So yeah, it's frustrating.
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And also even people that don't have some
or any of those things
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because they've
sacrificed all of it for their career,
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It is still frustrating.
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I imagine.
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...220 by 320 but for your product,
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I think our bubble pouches would
offer more protection and that's--.
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[loud space invaders noises]
[Nick] Sorry. What was that?
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[noises continue]
Yeah. Could you just give me one second?
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Sorry. Thank you.
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-[alarm noises]
-Hey, what's going on with all this?
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I am trying to find a distinctive chime
for this week's quiz.
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-[noises]
-Yeah, cool.
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I'm just trying to do my job
and close the sale.
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That sounds like a Nick problem
and not a Lizzie problem.
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Couldn't just put some headphones in.
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No, Nick, I couldn't, because how could
I concentrate with that [loud noise]
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-in my ear?
-Yeah.
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How could you concentrate
with that in your ear?
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-[klaxon sounds]
-I hate how you make me do this.
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[Lizzie] Nick,
give me back my Tassie devil.
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I'll give your devil back when you
stop making those annoying noises.
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I don't negotiate with terrorists.
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[Lizzie] Nick is a joke.
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He is a mess around clown.
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Sorry about that.
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So, as I was saying, the bubble pouches.
Hello?
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Hello?
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[Greta] The perks of coming to work?
Riling up Lizzie.
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Watching Nick rile up Lizzie.
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Flirting. Who doesn't flirt at work?
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And sales.
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Obviously very,
very passionate about sales.
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[coffee machine steams]
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[Hannah] Whoa, whoa.
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This one--Whoa. [laughs]
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Hola. Como estas?
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[knocking]
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-Yep.
-You want to see me?
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[whispers] Close the door.
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I'm promoting you to Productivity Manager.
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You're in charge of making that 300K
and I'm in charge of staff morale.
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Sort of like good cop, bad cop.
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Yeah, yeah. Which one am I?
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-Bad cop. Yeah.
-Bad cop.
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-I need you to ride that sales team.
-Oh. Giddy up.
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Can I expect a raise?
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-[electronic voice] No, no, no.
-No...
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But I do want you to come and see this.
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-[Lizzie] Oh!
-[both laugh]
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-I'm on the toilet.
-That's very clever.
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[Hannah] Yeah, that's very clever.
[straining noise]
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There's not enough fibre in my diet.
Oh, yeah.
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Hey, don't get a haemorrhoid.
Don't get a haemorrhoid.
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All right, that's that's…
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300K. Make it happen. Yeah?
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Yes, sir.
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Please don't call me that.
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She / Her, you know.
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[Lizzie] I'm going to need you
to relinquish your chair please.
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[Lizzie] I love a challenge.
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Being challenged makes me feel alive.
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Like I've got something to fight for.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's going on? Hey.
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Oh. I am increasing productivity
in the workplace.
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-By taking away my chair.
-By introducing standing desks.
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Do you know about this?
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[Lizzie] Sitting is the new smoking Nick.
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-I thought vaping was the new smoking.
-Five.
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Four. Three. Two--
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I have a question.
When are the standing desks arriving?
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You will simply be standing
at your old desk, Greta.
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[Greta] But they're the wrong height.
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[Lizzie] If you have a problem with my
plan, take it to H.R..
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[chair rattles]
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[Nick] Can I get my jacket back.
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You can collect it from lost property
at the end of the day.
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My chair was cold anyway, so...
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[frame rattles]
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[Hannah] Okay, TGI Friday IRL.
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Let's just throw around some key
words, see what sticks. Yeah?
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-Right.
-[Hannah] Like, er, togetherness...
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and fun.
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Family.
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It's a pity we can't do a funnier
zoom background.
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I feel like that might have been and gone.
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Fun doesn't date. Err...
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You're young, you're hip.
What do you do to have fun?
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Um. Well, I sometimes will, like, order
food.
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Food? Put it up. What else?
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I mean, I sometimes listen
to music, I guess.
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Get it up there.
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Food, music. Love that.
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-[office chatter]
-That's cool.
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-[worker] Thanks very much.
-[Martin] No worries
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[Lloyd] Hey.
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Am I really contracted
to be here full time?
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Um, yeah, If you signed your contract
more than three years ago, probably.
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Is there some kind of travel subsidy
that I could get?
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[Martin] Um, if you signed your contract
more than three years ago,
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probably not.
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Can I actually have my contract
printed out, please?
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I would, but, the printer is down.
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Might probably get on to that.
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-Yeah, it's an error 65, I think, yeah.
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It's a tricky one. 65.
248
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[Lloyd] I am the head of IT.
249
00:12:01,480 --> 00:12:03,000
Well, it's a department of one.
250
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I'm it.
251
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[clears throat] It, I.T. [chuckles]
252
00:12:11,080 --> 00:12:13,240
[indistinct chatter]
253
00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:15,240
[paper rubbish rustles]
254
00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:20,680
[Greta sighs] Oh my God. Hey!
255
00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:23,880
-Check this out.
-What?
256
00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:31,280
[Greta] Looks like someone
selling office chairs today.
257
00:12:31,360 --> 00:12:33,120
-[Nick] Oh, my God, that's my chair.
-[Greta] Mm-hmm.
258
00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:35,600
[Nick] Why has she called herself
Dirty Diana?
259
00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:39,080
I think it's time to ask Dirty Diana
a couple of questions.
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Ask her to take a photo.
261
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No, no, no video.
262
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-In the car park.
-[keyboard clacking]
263
00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:51,640
[notification bleeps]
264
00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:01,280
-[Nick] Yeah, yeah. So basically the…
-[Greta] Yeah.
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00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:02,720
[Nick and Greta mumble]
266
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-Yeah. So the different size of the boxes.
-Okay. That's good.
267
00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:10,040
[Zoom call rings]
268
00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:12,520
[Man] Martin my man, are you all right?
269
00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:14,520
-Hey.
-Looks like you're trying to take a shit.
270
00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:16,960
Yeah. Sorry.
271
00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:19,720
Yeah, there's something going on
with our chairs.
272
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,360
Look, I um,
273
00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:25,560
I just wanted to touch base
274
00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:28,640
and just see how you guys
were tracking up there in Brizzy.
275
00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:32,280
Are you not at home?
276
00:13:32,680 --> 00:13:34,440
No. We're still in the office.
Where are you?
277
00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:37,800
Did Alisha come in
and send all you guys home?
278
00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:39,600
What?
279
00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:43,840
Right. So I've been in touch with
Brisbane,
280
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-Mm-hmm.
-and they have gone remote.
281
00:13:46,680 --> 00:13:48,160
And Melbourne is following suit.
282
00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:50,720
Interesting.
283
00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:54,120
I'm assuming that Alisha
offered you the same opportunity.
284
00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:58,680
If by opportunity you mean
a life sentence of home detention.
285
00:13:58,760 --> 00:14:00,440
Solitary confinement. Sure.
286
00:14:00,520 --> 00:14:03,720
So she did suggest that we
could go remote as well, right?
287
00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:06,000
-Oh, I don't want to get
into semantics Martin.
288
00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:08,640
Yeah, but that was an option?
That is a legitimate option?
289
00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:14,360
What does semantics actually mean?
[mutters]
290
00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:17,080
I'm just going to have
a little look at the definition.
291
00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:19,320
[keyboard clacking]
292
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,680
Right. So you'll need to tell the staff.
293
00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:24,400
Okay.
So I'm just going to leave that with you.
294
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[electronic voice] Yes.
295
00:14:34,520 --> 00:14:37,400
[Greta] I noticed she didn't set
a reserve for the auction.
296
00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:39,720
Oh, that's an oversight. [chuckles]
297
00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:41,840
[Hannah] Hey, guys.
298
00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:43,560
Um, Just a little heads up.
299
00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:44,880
Meeting room, five minutes. Yeah?
300
00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:46,480
[muffled phone conversations]
301
00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:48,440
Five more minutes of this then.
302
00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:56,520
Sorry I'm late,
I got caught up downstairs.
303
00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:58,240
-Where are all the chairs?
-Downstairs.
304
00:14:58,320 --> 00:14:59,280
I'm selling them.
305
00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:01,760
-Who approved that?
-The Productivity Manager.
306
00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:03,080
Who's the Productivity Manager?
307
00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:06,800
-I am, you know, bad cop.
-Get the chairs back, Lizzy.
308
00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:08,880
[Hannah] Um...
309
00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:13,880
Right, about half an hour ago,
somebody who will remain nameless
310
00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:17,280
walked into my office
and accused me of lying.
311
00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:19,760
Wow. Am I a liar?
312
00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:21,800
Nope.
313
00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:26,960
I'm a truth bender.
I'm a truth masseuse, if you will.
314
00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:29,800
-What truth did you bend exactly?
-[Hannah] Nice, Greta.
315
00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:31,120
Straight to the point. Love that.
316
00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:37,400
So this morning, Alisha actually came in,
threatening to close down the office
317
00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:38,680
and send you all home.
318
00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:42,880
But, I... fought for your rights
and negotiated a deal
319
00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:44,880
-in which we all get to stay.
-[all murmur]
320
00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:49,080
-[Tina] Why didn't you tell us?
-Because I love you.
321
00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:51,760
And I was protecting you.
322
00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:52,680
[Lloyd] From who?
323
00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:54,680
[Hannah] From yourselves.
324
00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:58,280
You know, some of you might be thinking,
"Oh, yeah, I'd love to be at home".
325
00:15:58,360 --> 00:15:59,960
You wouldn't. You'd hate it.
326
00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:03,320
Deborah would self-harm
if she was stuck at home with the kids.
327
00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:04,440
Isn't that right, Deborah?
328
00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:06,120
Could do. Yeah.
329
00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:09,480
And look at what's happened to Lloyd
since he's moved to Woy Woy.
330
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,920
[Martin] So, to be clear, you're the one
making attendance mandatory.
331
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:17,680
[Hannah] Your words, not mine.
Yeah, that attendance is mandatory.
332
00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:18,920
[all grumble]
333
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,960
[Greta] And if we don't make the money,
we all go remote?
334
00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:22,800
[Hannah] Defeatist attitude Greta.
335
00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:24,160
But yes. That's correct.
336
00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:25,640
-Come on.
-Crazy idea.
337
00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:28,160
Should we just skip to the bit where we
fail and we can all just go home now?
338
00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:30,720
I don't think anyone
really wants that. Do you?
339
00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:34,520
[Nick] I am definitely a homebody.
I love cooking, I love gardening,
340
00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:38,200
but I wouldn't want to commit
to never coming into the office.
341
00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:41,720
There are things that I'd definitely miss.
342
00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:46,120
[Greta] Well, it's complicated because
working from home makes a lot of sense.
343
00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:50,160
More flexibility, more time to watch
YouTube videos of baby pygmy hippos.
344
00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:53,520
But by going to the office,
there are things to look forward to.
345
00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:58,480
You have that feeling of like,
yeah, I get to see everyone today.
346
00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:01,840
[Lizzie groans]
347
00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:04,240
[indistinct phone chatter]
348
00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:07,040
Hey, Lizzie. What's up?
349
00:17:07,119 --> 00:17:09,440
-You wouldn't get it.
-Try me.
350
00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:15,440
I need to buy the chairs back but
I've just sold them to some clown for $3.
351
00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:16,880
Oh, yeah, that was Nick.
352
00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:18,640
[Lizzie] Nick!
353
00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:20,000
I need to buy them back.
354
00:17:20,079 --> 00:17:20,960
[Nick] Tell you what.
355
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:24,319
I'll sell them back to you for four bucks.
But under one condition.
356
00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:26,680
What's the condition?
357
00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:28,200
I get to be quizmaster.
358
00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:29,480
[Lizzie huffs]
359
00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:32,120
[hisses venomously]
360
00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:36,560
-[hisses]
-[Greta] Oh, gosh.
361
00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:41,480
[road noise]
362
00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:45,600
[Stevie] Yeah, I don't know the ins and
outs of it, but I heard the guys upstairs
363
00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:47,080
-are going home.
-[thud]
364
00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:53,760
Wouldn't be devastating for us.
365
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,800
[lift dings]
366
00:17:58,320 --> 00:18:00,840
[upbeat music on radio playing]
367
00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:04,960
[Hannah] Coming back full time
might not appeal to everyone at first.
368
00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:08,640
It's like they've been invited to a party
they don't want to go to,
369
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:13,760
but then they get there and they're like,
"I'm having the best time".
370
00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:16,400
"Thank God Hannah made me come
to this party".
371
00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:18,960
[jovial chatter]
372
00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:22,680
Okay, let's put them in the circle
so they can all see each other.
373
00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:26,960
[upbeat music playing]
374
00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:30,720
-Hey, Deb! Quiz is about to start.
-I'll zoom in.
375
00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:33,080
[mumbles] But it's IRL.
376
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,400
I'll be IRL, right out there.
377
00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:40,720
Great. Well, see you on the zoom.
378
00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:44,880
But I thought we could do it all
together like a family, you know?
379
00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:46,080
-Like all together.
-Yeah.
380
00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:48,840
Traffic's building up on the M1, so.
But I'm keen to zoom.
381
00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:52,080
Oh. Okay.
382
00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:54,520
[in Italian accent]
But it's a pizza party.
383
00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:57,640
Come on. All the pizza.
384
00:18:58,360 --> 00:18:59,400
Want a pizza?
385
00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:02,480
I guess the advantage of zoom is
that you can still run your
386
00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:04,560
funniest zoom background competition.
387
00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:08,200
That is true.
388
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:10,760
[zoom feedback echoes]
389
00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:13,080
Can everyone please mute themselves? Yes.
390
00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:16,120
[feedback continues]
Everybody on mute now. Thank you.
391
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:17,720
[feedback stops]
392
00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:22,560
Now, this week, I have decided
to let Nick have a go at being quizmaster.
393
00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:25,320
So now I'm going to make him the host.
394
00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:29,600
And I absolve all
responsibility forthwith.
395
00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:31,200
Thank you. Lizzie.
396
00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:32,280
Good luck everyone.
397
00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:34,560
To help our company's bottom line,
398
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:37,960
How much did Lizzie sell
all our office chairs for?
399
00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:42,640
A, $3, B, $30, C, $300, or D, $3,000?
400
00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:44,320
-Clock's ticking.
-[buzzer noise]
401
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,280
[bright noise]
Oh, well done, Greta.
402
00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:47,640
Thank you Quizmaster.
403
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:52,720
Which member of the office
goes by the online alias Dirty Diana?
404
00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:56,720
Nick. They need to be questions
that everyone knows the answers to.
405
00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:57,960
That wouldn't be a quiz.
406
00:19:58,040 --> 00:19:59,880
-[Lizzie] You know what I'm talking
about, Nick.
407
00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:03,840
-[quiz buzzers ding]
-Hey, baby girl.
408
00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:05,720
Mason. Hey.
409
00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:08,200
-I thought you were coming at five.
-I finished early.
410
00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:09,880
[buzzers continue]
411
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:12,320
Okay. What best describes the new smoking?
412
00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:14,720
Is it A, sitting or B, vaping?
413
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:16,960
-[Hannah making dance music sounds]
-Sorry, Nick, can you repeat the question?
414
00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:19,200
It's just a bit loud in here.
415
00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:20,960
-[Hannah laughs]
-[buzzers ding]
416
00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:23,840
[singing badly]
417
00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:33,440
[Hannah] What matters to me the most?
Is it the money?
418
00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:35,960
Nope. Is it the power?
419
00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:38,960
Nope. Most important?
420
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:41,280
The people.
421
00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:44,720
I love my staff.
And I told them that today.
422
00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:50,280
And to see their faces. "Hannah loves me".
423
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:54,400
And then to hear them say,
"We love you, Hannah".
424
00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:58,560
Not with words, but…
425
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,040
Wow.
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