Original subtitles

- Are you ready, kids?

all: Aye, aye, Captain!

- I can't hear you.

all: Aye, aye, Captain!

- ♪ Ohh... ♪

♪ Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ♪

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

- ♪ Absorbent and yellow and porous is he ♪

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

- ♪ If nautical nonsense be something you wish ♪

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

- ♪ Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish ♪

all: SpongeBob SquarePants! - Ready?

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

- SpongeBob

SquarePants!

[laughing]

♪ ♪

[waves crashing]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Where's that order for table three?

Table five's ready to be bussed!

There's a spill in the bathroom!

I need ya swabbing the decks, Mr. Squidward!

Hmm? SpongeBob!

Table eight needs more coral fries!

Hop to it, boy!

- [panting] Hopping, sir!

- My thirst is not yet quenched!

[groans]

- Ha! [grunts]

Here you go! Thank you!

[giggles]

No free refills! Ha!

- [grunts] I'm out of ketchup!

- We need utensils! - [moaning]

[car horn honks] - I ordered this to go!

- [grunts] Whoo-hoo!

Oh, ho!

all: Arrgh!

- Hey! Ah, ha-ha!

You won't be pilferin'

me precious profits today, pirates!

[all grunt]

- [grunting]

- Aww.

[giggles]

- [babbles]

[grunting]

[all groaning]

Phew!

Yep, takes a pretty steady claw to oversee this ship.

[chuckles]

[barks, sniffs]

What is it, girl? What do you smell?

Whoa! [claw barks]

- Ooh!

Find a penny. Pick it up.

All day long you'll have a penny!

[cackles]

What a good girl!

- Order up!

- [groans]

[yells]

[groans]

- Hey, a penny!

- [groans]

[siren blares]

- Ah! Somebody call an ambulance!

Oh, you're here.

Wait, Mr. Krabs!

Who's in charge while you're out?

- [gibberish] - Yes?

- [groans] - Yes?

Yeah? Yes?

- [groans]

[SpongeBob and Squidward groan]

- [weakly] Not SpongeBob. - Let's go.

- No! No! - Ooh, he picked me!

I--I'm in charge!

Don't worry, Mr. Krabs,

I'll be the best boss the Krusty Krab ever had!

Just like you, Mr. Krabs!

- Ha! You can't do Krabs's job!

- [sniffs] Oh, I can't?

- Of course not!

You're going to get some annoying idea in your head,

act all silly, and ruin everything!

Like you always do.

- Well, I guess if I wanna boss like Mr. Krabs...

I'll have to think like Krabs!

[cackles]

- [groaning] - [humming]

- Mr. Krabs, I'm so glad you're back!

Ah! - [whines]

- Ooh, just wait till you see

what I've done to your restaurant!

- [muffled cries]

- Oh!

- Nothing! Isn't it great?

Everything's just how you left it!

Whenever we have a problem around here, I ask myself,

"What would Mr. Krabs do?" And then I do that!

I even hired a new fry cook,

since I'm too busy being the boss now.

Just like you would have done!

- [muffled] No, no! No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

- Hmm, hmm, hmm.

- Don't worry, I taught him everything I know!

- [babbling]

[laughs]

- [hums]

- Order's up!

- [growls]

- You'll have a better view

of my managerial magic from over here.

- I'm out of napkins!

- Ooh, Here we go! Watch me work!

Your napkin, sir!

- Thank you!

- Hey! This table is too wobbly!

- [groans]

- Well, let the boss take care of that, huh?

Ta-da! - [groans]

- Ooh! Nice.

- [hums] - Ahem.

- What do you want?

- Squidward! What would Mr. Krabs say?

At the Krusty Krab, Mr. Squidward,

we're always polite to our payin' customers!"

- Welcome to the Krusty Krab. May I please take your order?

- Remember, Squidward, service with a smile!

Here, try one of Mr. Krabs's vintage training devices!

- [groans]

[moans]

May I please take your order?

- Oh, uh, I'll take a Krabby Patty.

Hold the freaky smile! [nervous chuckle]

- [moans]

- I think that went pretty well, don't you?

[yells]

- SpongeBob, you aggravating, obnoxious, loathsome little--

[saw buzzing]

- Um, hold that constructive criticism, Squidward.

I'll be right back!

Patrick, what are you doing?

- Huh? I'm cleaning the deli slicer.

I used the tongs like you said.

- Ah, ah, ah!

"The tongs are for holding rags, not bricks!"

Let me finish this, pal. You get back on the grill.

- Okeydoke. - [yells]

- What the...

- [yells, groans]

- [chuckling]

- Hey, um, Patrick?

Could you, uh, bump the grill temperature up

about half a degree?

- Fine.

- And you should be flipping the patties

with a clockwise wrist motion because

the customers can always taste the difference!

- [moans] Whatever you say, boss.

[babbles]

[chuckles]

- [gasps]

No, Patrick! We went over this!

It goes bun, patty, cheese, pickles,

lettuce, tomatoes, bun!

Not bun, patty, cheese, lettuce,

pickles, tomatoes, bun!

- That's it!

This was supposed to be fun,

but now it's, uh, the other thing!

I quit! [gulp]

These too!

- But Patrick, you're my best friend-ployee!

[rapid groaning]

[whimpers]

Shpoink! Wow!

Aren't you a real slice off the ol' block!

Can you work the grill? - Ah! Mm-hmm!

- [laughs] You're hired.

Ahh.

[crowd clamoring]

- [grunts]

- Mr. Squidward, it's not time for your break!

- I'm taking a permanent break from you!

I quit!

[grumbles]

- No! [whimpers]

Oh, uh-oh! I need more employees!

Ooh! Uh, just a second everybody!

[grunts]

[crowd clamoring]

- How can I help you?

[overlapping chatter]

- Oh... - Phew!

Everything's under control now, Mr. K.

I guarantee it.

- Oh, dear!

Oops! I spilled!

- Wow!

Oops! I fell down!

- Oh!

- Hey, how come the TV don't work?

- Ooh! Oh, no!

- It's too hot in here!

- [yells]

- It's too cold in here!

[wind blows]

- What do I do?

What do I do? What do I do?

- [growls]

- [strains]

Everybody, stop!

[pants]

[grinding, crowd groans]

[cheerful music]

♪ ♪

- [moans]

♪ ♪

- Ah!

- [whines]

♪ ♪

- [gasps]

- Don't mind me.

I'm just here to clean out my desk.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[wind blows]

- Oh, no! My slices!

[screams]

[screams] Stop, please!

You're ruining the Krusty Krab dining experience!

[crowd groaning]

- [moaning]

[yells, pants]

- Mr. Krabs! You're all better!

Sorry, I let you down.

All I wanted was to be a good boss, just like you.

- Oh, well, there's no need

to get yer sails in a twist about it, boy.

Nobody's just like me, especially you!

Besides, you saved me months in that there body cast.

If it weren't for the rage

I felt watching you destroy me restaurant,

I would ya never forced me body to heal so quickly!

- Oh, so in a way, I done good, huh?

- Oh, no! No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Not even close. You were the worst boss ever!

I'm gonna have to dock your pay for decades

just to cover all the damage you caused.

[cackles]

- Oh, thanks, Mr. Krabs! You're the best boss ever!