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[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- [humming]

One glorious week

without being annoyed by those two--

- Hey!

- [wailing]

Idiots!

both: Hi, Squidward!

- Whoo-hoo! Doink.

Hold on, Squidward.

[both straining]

You should be more careful.

- Tsk-tsk-tsk.

- Would you two go away and stop ruining my vacation?

- Vacation?

Gee, I didn't think Mr. Krabs gave us any vacation.

- I found someone to cover for me.

- One krabby patty coming up, sir.

[groaning]

[sizzling] Huh? [sniffs]

- Where are you going on your vacation, Squidward?

- If you must know, I'm going to Porpoise Peak

to bask in the melodious sounds of the Warbling Water Lily.

[both exclaiming]

Which only blooms once every 500 years.

And I'm going alone.

- I know!

Patrick and I will come along

and we can all be alone together.

- Oh, no!

You're not messing up my vacation.

Now beat it!

If I don't get moving, I'm going to miss it.

- Oh, we'll help you pack.

- No way. You idiots will just break--

Everything. Oh.

- Hold it.

Forgot to pack this.

- What, no! Don't! Stop!

- [chuckles]

- [screams]

- Oh, oh, oh! [horns honking]

all: Oh!

- Oh, no!

[together] Whew!

[metal clanks]

[explosion]

[both mumbling]

- You can buff that out.

- How could-- why would--

I can't believe it!

[sighs]

I'll never see the Warbling Water Lily bloom now.

[groaning]

[groaning continues]

both: Oh!

Poor Squidward.

- Ooh, I have an idea.

- Really? What's that like?

- Little monsters.

They ought to be locked up.

Throw away the key, then-- [shudders]

[snoring]

[muttering] Lock up...

and throw them away.

[pleasant music]

♪ ♪

[vocalizing]

[sniffs]

Ah! Ah!

[both giggling]

[giggling continues]

[screams]

Oh, oh, whew.

It was only a nightmare.

[screams]

[both screaming]

[all screaming]

- [muffled] Good morning, Squidward.

- Would you get out of my bedroom?

- Oh, we're not in your bedroom, silly.

- What? How did I get here?

- Patrick and I moved--

- Actually, I don't care.

Humph.

Goodbye, Sponge--

[wailing]

[panting]

Spongebob, why is your house

driving on the road?

- Because we turned it into a RV.

- We didn't want you to miss that flower blooming.

- Okay.

Hold on. Who's driving?

- It's on auto-snail.

- [meows]

- Come on, let's get breakfast.

- [soft giggling]

[chuckling]

- [startles]

Hey, this looks pretty good.

Huh?

[groaning]

Ah.

[choking]

[inhales deeply]

- You gonna eat that?

- Hey, Patrick, let's give Gary a break.

- Disengaging auto-snail!

- [meowing]

- Hey, hop! Ho!

- [meowing] [toy squeaking]

- Let's see what this pineapple can do!

Whee! [laughs]

Yeah!

On the road!

- We got to get off this road!

- No problem.

[tires screeching]

- Oh. Hi, Squidward.

- [wailing]

I'm not here! This isn't happening!

[Johann Strauss's "The Blue Danube"]

♪ ♪

- [meowing] [toy squeaking]

- Whoo-hoo!

[glass smashes] - [grunts]

- Ah, we're here!

- Huh? Huh? [gasps]

[pleasant music]

The Warbling Water Lily!

[mutters]

Oh, it's so beautiful.

And I have it all to my-- oh!

[all exclaiming] [camera shutters clicking]

Ow! My back!

Huh? Where is it?

- Is this that Babbling Buttercup

you were looking for?

[curious chattering]

- Aww, ohh.

[crinkling]

[all gasp]

[groans]

[blows landing]

- Ooh.

- [grunts]

- [pained groaning]

- [grunts]

[sniffs] Mmm.

- [jibbers]

[sighs] Well,

that's one more vacation down the drain.

May as well go home.

- Well, we got a long drive ahead of us.

We better go before we go if you know what I mean-o.

- [chuckles]

Uh, not really.

- Now, Squidward, don't leave without us.

- Huh? Of course not!

Only a monster would leave you behind.

So I'm a monster.

[whistling]

They'll be fine...

alone, on top of a mountain...

in the middle of nowhere.

Oh!

Oh, I can't do it!

[boat beeping]

- Hey, you're really

getting the hang of using toilet paper, Patrick.

- And next week, I'm starting on two-ply.

- I'll get another roll from the RV.

Hey, where is the RV?

- Well, maybe those guys have seen it.

Hey, hey! Have you seen our pineapple?

- [panting]

- [screaming]

- Oh, no, I'm too late!

- [screaming]

- Hi-yah!

Don't you dare eat those morons!

[both giggling]

- Squidward, they weren't eating us.

- We were just having a tickle fight.

- Sea-bears love it when you tickle their bellies.

- But they hate it when you karate chop their heinies.

[bear growls] - Uh, tickle, tickle...

[loud growling]

- Squidward, they'll leave you alone if you play dead!

- Uh, here! This'll help!

Catch!

- [mumbling]

[head squeaks] [bear growling]

- Bye! Call me.

You got my number.

Wow!

Was that a fun road trip

or was that a fun road trip?

- Ha! The funnerest!

- More like the worst road trip.

My once chance to hear the Warbling Water Lily

and you ruined it!

- Are you sure about that, Squidward?

Oh, poor thing just needed some love.

[kisses]

- [gasps] The Warbling Water Lily!

[clarinet music]

So beautiful.

♪ ♪

- Oh! My ears!

My ears! It hurts! It hurts!

[boom]

[screams]

- We're so happy for you, Squidward!

- Engage auto-snail!