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- Are you ready, kids?
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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- I can't hear you.
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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- ♪ Ohh... ♪
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
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all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- SpongeBob
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SquarePants!
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[laughing]
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♪ ♪
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[waves crashing]
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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- [muttering]
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- Oh, boy!
A circus.
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Squidward, you didn't tell me
the circus was in town.
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[gasps]
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And it's in your house.
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[giggles]
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-Oh, good grief.
It's not a circus, you clown.
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It's an exterminator's
fumigation tent.
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Somebody's been feeding sea
urchins in this neighborhood,
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and they've infested my house.
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- [chuckles]
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Ooh, what's that up there?
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- Squidward's circus
is boring,
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and the cotton candy
is stale.
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[grunting]
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- [growls]
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It's not a circus,
and that's not cotton candy.
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D'oh, never mind.
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- Squidward, are you
going somewhere?
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- I'll be staying at a hotel
for the next few days
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for peace and quiet.
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-Goodbye!
-Bye!
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Seasons greetings!
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[festive music]
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♪ ♪
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both: [vocalizing]
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- [mutters]
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- Yes?
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- Uh, are you the manager?
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- No, I just play one on TV.
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I'd like a room.
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Well, lucky you.
We have one room left,
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but I just gave it away.
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- Well, how does
that make me lucky?
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- Because I just
gave it to you.
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- [mutters]
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- Would you like a bell boy?
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- Why yes, thank you.
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- Here's your bell, boy.
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[laughs]
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- [mutters]
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[exhales]
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Well, now, this
is very nice indeed.
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[sighs]
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Mm, this is heaven.
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- [laughing excitedly]
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- Hello?
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Anyone there?
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Hello?
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Hm.
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[exhales]
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- [yelling excitedly]
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- Hello?
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Did someone just come in?
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[both laughing excitedly]
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[both grunt]
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- Don't you just love playing
Hotel Slam And Run?
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- I enjoy its...
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intellectual challenge.
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[excited gibberish]
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- Huh?
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All right, I know I heard
something in here.
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[groans]
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Maybe I'm just
not relaxed enough.
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[smacks]
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Hmm.
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- Room service.
- [giggles]
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- Yes, hello. Do you have
the blue plate special today?
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- Blue plate?
Yes, we have that.
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Sir, all our plates are blue.
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[giggles]
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- Then I'll have that.
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- Oh, boys.
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- Yes?
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Thanks for filling in
on the phone.
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You may take the order
up to the room now.
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Here's your reward.
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[both barking]
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[knocking]
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- Room service.
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- Come in.
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[both shouting excitedly]
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- Squidward?
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What a happy surprise.
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- SpongeBob, aren't you
going to introduce me?
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- Oh, it's Squidward, Patrick,
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our next-door neighbor
and best friend.
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- Well, if you says so.
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- [growls]
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Get off me!
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What are you doing
in this hotel?
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- This hotel is hosting
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the annual
Jelly Fishing Convention.
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Jelly Fishing Convention?
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- Yes.
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And my room is over there.
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- And that's my room in there.
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both: Squidward's
in the middle!
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Squidward's in the middle!
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- Conga line!
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[both laughing]
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both: ♪ Squidward's
in the middle ♪
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♪ Squidward's in the middle ♪
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♪ Squidward's in the middle ♪
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- [panting]
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[exhales]
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all: ♪ Squidward's
in the middle ♪
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♪ Squidward's in the middle ♪
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♪ Squidward's in the middle ♪
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♪ Squidward's in the middle ♪
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- You stay away from me.
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I don't want to see
either of you
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in any part of this hotel.
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[groans]
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I used to love the conga.
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Ahh, the hotel spa.
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Mm, this massage feels great.
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You have magic fingers.
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[exhales]
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both: Squidward!
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Magic fingers!
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- No!
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Stay away from me!
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- Huh.
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Oh, we really do
have magic fingers.
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- Oh, yes, I've still got
a dancer's body.
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One.
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Two.
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One.
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Two.
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Huh?
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both: Squidward!
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- Stay away from me.
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- Heave!
- Ho!
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- Heave!
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- No SpongeBob.
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No Patrick.
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[exhales]
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Ah, peace and quiet.
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[panicked shouts]
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both: Squidward!
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- Leave me alone!
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- Heave!
- Ho!
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[gargling]
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- [gasps]
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[sighs]
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Finally.
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[groans]
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[creepy musical flourish]
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[panting]
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[screaming]
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[yelling]
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[screaming]
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[yelling]
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[screaming]
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Hm.
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That's better.
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[screams]
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Stay away from me.
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I'm warning you.
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I want to be alone.
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[shudders]
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- Oh, well, if you
want to be alone,
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don't go into the room
behind you.
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Wait, are you two
in there already?
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- No, silly.
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That's where the jelly fishing
convention is.
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- Welcome, Jelly Fisher.
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You must be a newbie.
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- Huh?
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[stammering]
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- Jelly Fishing!
Whoo-hoo!
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[cheering]
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- [groans]
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- Welcome, newbie!
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- [screams]
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- Jelly hug.
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- [yells]
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Hm?
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Nooooooooooo!
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All: Jelly Fishing.
Jelly Fishing.
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Jelly Fishing.
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- [muttering]
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- [gasps]
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- [muttering]
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both: Hi, Squidward.
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- Squidward,
everyone loves you.
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Are you having the funnest
fun fun fun time ever?
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- I am not fun.
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Everybody loves me so much,
they won't let me leave.
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- Hey, Squidward,
we love you, man.
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- You belong with us now.
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- Say, if I put
that dumb thing on,
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I can sneak out of here without
anybody knowing it's me.
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[grunts]
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[chuckles]
Goodbye, jelly-smellies.
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I'm outta here, and back
to peace and quiet in my room.
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[overlapping chatter]
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- All right, Jelly Fishers,
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it's the moment
you've all been waiting for.
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- [cheering]
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- Let the annual
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Jellyfish Mascot Hunt begin!
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[cheering]
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- Jellyfish Mascot Hunt?
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[hollering]
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[yells]
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[grunting]
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[hollering]
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[grunting]
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- Huh?
What's this?
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Zapper?
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[beep]
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- Whoop whoop whoop!
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[screams]
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- Zap me.
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[yells]
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- [laughs]
Zapper.
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[overlapping chatter]
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[grunting]
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[yelling]
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[zaps]
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[zaps]
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both: Zap me!
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[zaps]
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[zaps]
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[zaps]
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- [groans]
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both: Oh, boy!
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[zaps]
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- [laughs]
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- Yes--
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[zaps]
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- Hello, Pest Control?
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I'm calling
from the Hotel Halibut.
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We've got a horrible
infestation
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of jelly fish...
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fanatics.
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- More zaps.
- Zap me.
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Send exterminators now!
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[sirens]
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[dramatic music]
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♪ ♪
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[all yelling]
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- I sure hope Squidward
got out okay.
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- Squidward?
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You must introduce me
some day.
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- Hm?
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- ♪ I've got peace and quiet ♪
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♪ I've got peace and quiet
Whoo ♪
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♪ I've got peace and quiet ♪
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[upbeat music]
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