Original subtitles

- Are you ready, kids?

all: Aye, aye, Captain!

- I can't hear you.

all: Aye, aye, Captain!

- ♪ Ohh... ♪

♪ Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ♪

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

- ♪ Absorbent and yellow and porous is he ♪

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

- ♪ If nautical nonsense be something you wish ♪

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

- ♪ Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish ♪

all: SpongeBob SquarePants! - Ready?

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

- SpongeBob

SquarePants!

[laughing]

♪ ♪

[waves crash, birds cooing]

[upbeat ukulele music]

♪ ♪

[clams cooing]

- [rhythmic yelling]

Hey, Timmy.

I found your ball and your sister.

- Hi!

- Yep.

[rhythmic yell] - Whee!

both: [giggle] Yeah!

- [grunts]

- [roars]

- A thousand pardons, sir Sea Tiger.

[squeals] Oh.

[laughs]

Yep. [rhythmic yell]

[grunts] And the elephant says...

- [moos] - [laughs]

Whee!

The giraffe goes...

- [barks]

- [laughing]

And the baboon says...

- [quacks]

- [laughs]

Ha-ha!

And the zookeeper goes...

- [growls] Again with this kid!

How many times do I have to tell you

to stay out of the animal enclosures?

These are not pets!

These are wild animals,

and you can get seriously injured.

- These little cuties are dangerous?

[laughs] - [growls]

- Don't be silly.

- Oh, that's it!

[grunts] [device beeps]

- For me? Thanks.

- No, it's not a gift. It's an ankle alarm.

And the next time you try to sneak

into the animal enclosures, it's gonna do this...

[alarm blares] - SpongeBob Alert.

SpongeBob Alert. SpongeBob Alert.

- Get it? - Got it.

- Good. - [yells]

Whoa! [grunts]

[sighs]

[laughs]

[quirky music]

[hums]

- [grunts] - [squeaks]

[both laugh]

- [hums] Huh?

Oh, no you don't!

- [groaning]

- [chomps]

- [groans] [all exclaiming]

[groans]

[all shout]

- [quacks]

- That's it! - [whimpering]

- You are banned from the zoo!

Get out!

Out, I say! [wheezes]

- Yes, sir. I'll go.

[squeaks, whimpers]

- Hold it!

If he goes, I go.

[grunts]

And you can keep your dumb old peanuts.

[huffs] Come on, SpongeBob.

- And stay out!

- [sobbing]

- Oh, that's it now. Let it out.

- I--I just wanna pet the critters.

Does that make me an animal? [sobs]

- That mean ol' zookeeper.

He looks like a monkey and he smells like one too.

Ha, you should just make your own zoo.

- [sniffles] My own zoo.

That's a laugh. [sniffles]

Ooh.

Ooh.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

- Ooh! - [yelps]

both: Bubble zoo!

- [inhales deeply, exhales]

- Ooh! - Voilà!

Our first zoo animals.

- [laughs] Ooh, ooh!

I get to name 'em!

Um, your name is Saucepan. - Ooh.

- Your name is Concrete, and you're Debbie.

- [groans] - Oh, I forgot they're bubbles!

[sobs]

[mischievous music]

- Don't be a dope, try extra strength soap.

[inhaling deeply]

[exhaling]

[bubble penguin quacks] - Oh.

[grunting] [bubble penguin squeaking]

[grunts]

It worked! It works!

- It works! It works!

[both laughing]

[inhaling deeply]

[exhaling]

Oh, look at 'em, Patrick, so happy and healthy.

Oh, and look, Patrick, bubble droppings.

- Oh. Bubble droppings?

[laughs]

Ooh! I'm popping poops!

[laughs] Huh?

Hey! [bubble goat burps, bleats]

But I was gonna eat those.

- No more "buts."

We need more animals!

[inhales sharply, exhales]

[indistinct chatter]

[cheerful music]

♪ ♪

Welcome to the Bubble Zoo,

where the price of admission is a smile.

- [squeaks]

- Just a second, you.

Ymm. That's better.

- Hello, folks.

Please leave all your sharp objects at the gate.

Okay, Grandpa, spread 'em.

[glove snaps] - [gulps]

[old man grunting]

[gasps] Rascal.

- Gather 'round, folks, and meet the animals.

These wild bubble-phants "never forget" to have fun.

[laughs] [bubble-phant trumpeting]

Ah!

These bubble-raffes are necking,

and they have the necks for it.

[laughs]

[stopwatch beeping] Ooh!

Time to feed the sea monsters.

Oh, ally-zoop.[laughs]

[upbeat music]

[inhales sharply, exhales] [bubble chirping]

Come and get it! [bubble fish chomps]

- [chomps] - [moans]

[bubble monster chomps]

[water splashes]

[bubble monster chuckles]

- Hi.

♪ ♪

[all gasp]

[cheering]

[bright music]

- [yawning] [bones cracking]

Ooh. ♪ Up from my nap ♪

♪ Ya-ta-ta-ta ♪

♪ Getting my garden pants ♪

♪ Ya-ta-ta-ta ♪

♪ Going out the door, ya-ta-ta-ta ♪

♪ Walking on the tongue ♪

♪ Ya-ta-ta-ta ♪

♪ That's a lot of teeth ♪

Ya-ta-ta--ah!

What's happening?

[grunts] - Hey, Squidward.

I see you're playing with the sea monsters.

Isn't my bubble zoo fun?

- Get me out of here, you moron!

- Okay.

Oh, Maggie.

Tickle, tickle, let's put Squidward down.

[bubble monster grunting]

Wow! Aww.

- [groaning]

[yelps] Blech.

- And Squidward is reborn.

[all cheer] - [groans]

Now wait just a darn second. Uh--

[gasps]

[yelling]

Uh-oh.

[bubble rhino huffs] [Squidward squeals]

both: Look out, Squidward!

[bubble rhino growls]

[Squidward whimpering]

- Run for your lives! [all clamoring]

- Squidward, don't forget to bring him back!

[bubble animals roar]

Nice, bubble beasts.

Uh, let's make you some more enclosures, huh?

[bubble animals roaring]

- Would now be a good time to talk about my hours?

- Stop those animals, Patrick.

Go!

- Huh? Oh!

[bubble animals roaring]

[yelps]

[exciting music]

♪ ♪

[grunts softly] Stop ani-mules!

Stop! Stop!

Stop! Huh?

[yelps]

[yelling]

But seriously, SpongeBob, Thursdays are out.

[bubble animals roaring]

[perilous music]

[all yelling]

[bubble animals clamoring]

- [panting]

Take me customers, but don't hurt me money!

[till beeping]

[grunts]

Ahh!

♪ ♪

[bubble penguins buzzing]

- For hate's sake! I spit my last breath at thee!

[grunts]

[whimpers]

Ahh!

[panting]

- Don't be so dramatic. They're cute.

Wait! Wait!

[both yelling]

[bubble penguins buzzing]

[bubble animals roaring]

- [whimpers]

- SpongeBob, why are the animals making scary faces?

- They've gone wild, Patrick!

Wild!

- [yelling]

- [rhythmic yelling]

- [humming]

Hey! This ain't no furlough.

Get back in your enclosures right now!

[animals roar] [SpongeBob yells rhythmically]

Or whenever, you know. I'm flexible.

[triumphant music]

♪ ♪

- [rhythmic yelling]

- Look, SpongeBob, it's the zoo animals!

- They must have heard my uvula.

[all growling]

♪ ♪

- [roars]

[bubble animals whimpering]

- You guys saved our lives!

- Thank you, ani-mules!

[both laugh]

- And thank you, SpongeBob,

for bringing all my animalsback.

And I just love the new animals too.

You are welcome at the zoo any time.

I officially remove the ban.

[chuckles] There you go.

- I promise you won't regret it,

Mr. Zookeeper, sir.

[rhythmic yell]

I'm free again! Free!

Good morning, Squidward. - Good morning.

[sighs] It's a living.