Original subtitles

- Are you ready, kids?

all: Aye, aye, Captain!

- I can't hear you.

all: Aye, aye, Captain!

- ♪ Oh... ♪

♪ Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ♪

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

- ♪ Absorbent and yellow and porous is he ♪

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

- ♪ If nautical nonsense be something you wish ♪

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

- ♪ Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish ♪

all: SpongeBob SquarePants! - Ready?

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

- SpongeBob

SquarePants!

[laughing]

♪ ♪

[ukulele music]

♪ ♪

["Charge" fanfare]

- What a beautiful day for a ball game,

eh, sports fans?

Play ball! [feedback whines]

Here's the pitch!

[both yelling]

- They're going, they're going...

both: We're gone!

- You're out of there!

- Ay-fwi-oof.

[festive music]

- Boy, do I love the two-fisted fun at Glove World!

[laughs]

- And the ham fists aren't bad either!

- Wow, that ride was so fun.

I could do it a million, zillion, jillion,

dillion, cotillion times!

[panting]

- I got you covered!

[strained grunting]

both: Oh, yeah!

[both yelling]

- You're out of there! Whatever.

- [screams] - Oh, my baby's eyes!

- Patrick? - Yeah?

- I think we overdid it.

[spines cracking]

- [screaming]

- It's debatable.

- Oh, I have an idea.

Let us take a break in the theater!

- Oof!

Ah. Mm, mm, mm, mm.

- Oh!

- Snack bar break!

[both whimpering excitedly]

[both chomping]

both: Eh?

[cheers and applause]

[hydraulics whirring]

[cheers and applause]

It's him! It's really him!

- Right, it's me! Hieronymus Glove!

I'm the bloomin' creator and spokesmate of Glove World!

- Glove World is a subsidiary of FingerFun Industries.

All rights reserved.

[both giggling excitedly]

- Yeah, come on! Yeah!

- Welcome to the wonderfully whimsical

and wickedly woven world of the glove!

- ♪ Gloves, gloves, gloves! Gloves, gloves, gloves! ♪

♪ Gloves, gloves, gloves, gloves, gloves! ♪

- ♪ If you want to wear something ♪

♪ On your hand or fist ♪

♪ There's really nothing quite like gloves! ♪

♪ And if you don't want to leave fingerprints ♪

♪ I've got a pair that you're just gonna love! ♪

♪ If you want complete knuckle protection ♪

♪ When you stick your hand inside a block of cheese ♪

♪ A glove is the thing you want ♪

♪ A glove is the thing you need ♪

♪ So wear a glove, if you please! ♪

singers: ♪ Get yourself some fourchettes ♪

♪ Gussets, tranks, and quirks ♪

♪ Slap a pair of thumbs on that ♪

♪ And you've got a look that works ♪

- ♪ Queen Elizafish the First wore her gloves every day ♪

♪ To preserve and protect her lovely mitts ♪

♪ Hats protect your head, and shoes protect your feet ♪

♪ But gloves protect you from getting sick ♪

♪ From everyone you meet ♪

♪ So if you box or build or drive ♪

♪ Or cook or clean the loo ♪

♪ We've got a special glove made just for you ♪

♪ A glove is beyond compare, as essential as underwear ♪

♪ If I were you, I'd buy two ♪

singers: ♪ Gloves! ♪

[cheers and applause]

[triumphant music]

both: Yeah, yeah, yeah! [moaning]

- Ah, that song reminds me

of putting on a glove for the very first time.

It was warm and cozy and sweaty.

- Oh! I wanna meet the Glove guy!

- Ooh! Maybe he'll sign my gloves.

- [grunting]

- [grunts] Aww!

- [laughs] [panting]

Oh, Mr. Glove, Mr. Glove. Oh, hi, I'm your biggest fan.

I've been on all your rides. Ask anyone!

I'm here every weekend and throwing up!

[electricity crackles] Ah! Huh?

- I need repair! I need repair!

- Oh, I'm sorry! It was an accident.

- I need repair! - Shh!

- I need repair!

- Be quiet or I'll get in trouble!

- I need repair! I need repair!

I need repair! - Doof, shh!

Stupid! Shh, shh!

- I need repair! - Shut up, shut up, shut up!

[grunts] Huh?

- Patrick, what are you doing to our childhood hero?

[dramatic music]

- He wouldn't be quiet. Ah, ooh, ooh!

[grunting]

[audience screaming]

- Ah!

D'oh!

[all grunting]

- Freeze, vandals!

- Ah!

Get away!

Get away now! - Okay, Patrick.

Just calm down a second, Take a deep breath,

and hand me the head.

- Better do what your friend says, son.

- [whimpering] - Mm-hmm.

- [crying]

- Oh, officers, he didn't mean to kill Hieronymus Glove!

He just doesn't know his own strength!

Or his own reflection. I don't know how he shaves.

- [groans]

- [crying]

- He didn't kill anyone, kid.

This is not a real head,

it's an animatra-nautical dummy-head.

- Hey, who you calling a "dummy-head"?

Wait, what did you say?

- The real Hieronymus Glove

has been frozen in ice for decades now.

- Oh, Patrick, it was only a robot head.

- Hoo, for a minute there, I thought we were in trouble.

[yells]

- You are in trouble! [both gulp]

And you're going to Glove World Jail!

both: [gasping] Glove World Jail?

- I thought that was an urban myth.

- You mean an urban truth?

both: Glove me! - Okay.

[both squealing]

[officers grumbling] - Wow.

both: Ooh. [laughing]

Jail time jackpot! [grunting]

- Please don't do that. both: [giggling]

[both straining]

- Sorry. - Yeah, he's sorry.

[muffled mumbling]

♪ ♪

[both yell, grunt]

- All right, close number five. [gate buzzes]

[gloves laughing] - Hmm?

[gloves singing melody]

♪ ♪

- Whoo! - [laughs]

- Patrick, this is exactly how I always thought

Glove Jail would look.

- Look!

both: Hmm? Hmm?

[all whistling]

[hydraulics whirring]

[swashbuckling music]

both: Hmm?

- Breaking the rules, eh? [cackles]

Good for you, matey!

- I didn't break the rules. I broke a dummy head.

- Breaking the rules, eh? [cackles]

Good for you, matey!

- I just told you! Stop saying that!

Oof!

- Breaking the rules, eh? [cackles]

- Shut up, shut up, shut up!

- Oh, not again, Patrick. He's just a robot.

They're all robots. We're the only ones here.

♪ ♪

[both laughing]

- [grunting]

[grunts]

- Aw. Hello there!

What's a little guy like you doing in jail?

- Pooping without a license?

[both laughing]

- You heard that, right?

- Pooping...license... [laughing]

[both scream]

- Uh, hello. - Oh, hello.

- Hey, man, what you in for?

- Defacing Glove World property.

- "Allegedly."

- What are you all in for?

- I didn't keep my arms and legs

inside the ride at all times.

[grunts]

- I stood up at the top of the roller coaster.

- [grunts] Murder one!

[chomps, growls]

[kids whimper]

I'm kidding, I'm just here 'cause I bit the lemonade guy.

- That guy hates kids.

- That's why I bit him. High five.

- Let's celebrate! Cotton candy rats for everyone!

[all cheering]

- [chomping, gulping]

Duh, hee, hee, hee! [shouting]

- Uh-oh, I think I smell a... - Cannonball!

[all cheering] - [laughs]

Huh?

- [squeaking]

- Hey, little guy, come back!

- [laughing]

- You're too little to be on your own.

- [laughing]

- Hey, Patrick, we've gotta--

[kids cheering]

Hmm.

[strained grunting]

[grunts] Huh?

- Hey, you mugs, it's a jail break!

Let's amscray!

[kids cheering]

- Ugh...

- [groaning]

[yelling]

[eyes rattling]

I think I stood up too quick.

- Come on, Patrick!

We have to go after that escaped little boy!

- Looks like we all escaped!

- I'll pull the escape alarm.

We don't want to break the law twice.

[grunts] Huh?

[alarm ringing, blaring]

- Hey! Is that the kid?

- Ah! That's him!

Little boy, come back! I saved you a rat!

- I need repair! I need repair!

I need repair! I need repair!

I need repair! I need repair!

I need repair! - Hmm.

[humming] - I need repair!

I need repair! - Ooh!

I need repair! I need repair!

Reboot! Reboot!

Hmm, hmm? [growls]

- All right, break time!

- Hey, you grease monkeys! No tea breaks!

Put my head back on my buddy this bloomin' instant!

- Yeah, we'll get right on that.

Guvna.

[both laugh] - [growls]

[yells] [growls]

If I ever see that pink dimwitted dough boy again,

I'll take his bloomin' head off!

[grunts]

- [grunting]

- [grunts] Gotcha!

Oi!

Better hold his hand, that way he won't wander off.

- [giggling]

- Hmm. So many doors.

Hmm. [lips flapping]

Which way should we go?

scientists: Research, research, research, idea, research...

- I wanna ride the slide walk! - Whoa!

[adventurous music]

- This is crazy! both: Danger?

Glove testing? [laughing]

♪ ♪

[electricity whirring] - [laughs]

[yells] [explosion whooshing]

♪ ♪

[audience murmuring] - A success.

♪ ♪

all: Oh!

both: "Guard Glove Training"?

[triumphant music]

- Release the gloves!

[dogs barking]

- Aw, they must smell Gary.

[dogs barking] - [cooing]

[alarm bell ringing]

[dogs barking] - Tell Mom I love her!

[triumphant music]

both: Ooh! Sock World Prototype?

- Yes, Sock World.

The eighth wonder of the seven seas!

The experimental prototype smelly city of the future!

Please keep your nose pins on at all times.

Because seriously, the stink is like, wow!

both: Stinky Sock coasters are like, wow!

- Don't you love it, little guy?

both: Little guy?

- Oh!

Oh, maybe he's hiding in my mouth!

Is he in there? - There he is!

- Ah! Get him out of there!

Ah, I'm not hungry, yet!

- [giggling]

- Let's go!

♪ ♪

- Ooh. Ooh.

[hydraulics whirring]

[cooing curiously]

♪ ♪

Whoa! Oh!

Whoa! Go, go, go!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

[giggling]

- Stop, thief!

That's Glove World's bloomin' property!

[grumbling]

- Oh, uh, after you, sir.

Oh, I don't see the kid, Patrick.

- Pardon me, gents.

Did anyone see a little kid come through--

- [gasps]

[mysterious music]

- Whoa. both: Robot morgue!

Cool!

[both beeping, booping]

[screaming]

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

[gargling] Huh?

- [giggling]

- Hey, did that kid eat a robot?

Or did that robot eat a kid?

- Either way, it's probably against the rules.

Let's get him!

[both panting]

- It's the blinkin' bloke what broke off me melon!

Whoa! [growls]

Nobody breaks off my bloomin' head and gets away with it!

I'm Hieronymus Glove!

- This robot head does not reflect the views

of Fingerfun Industries.

- [cackling]

- [giggling]

- Come here, little guy! That's a good boy.

[panting]

- [screams]

[mumbling]

- Wait up, little guy! [both scream]

[suspenseful music]

both: Oh!

- Gotcha!

- Let's see if these bloomin' bozos

like this blinking blimey ride!

[growls, grunts]

both: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

[both screaming]

♪ ♪

[both groaning]

all: Whoo!

[all scream] - [cackles]

both: Ah! Whoo-hoo!

- Whoa! - [cackles]

both: [grunting] - [coos]

- Mmm, warm socks just out of the dryer.

[all sigh]

both: [gasping]

[gasping, sighing]

There really is a sock world!

Eeh! It really does stink!

Ooh-hoo-hoo!

- [laughs] Ew.

Ooh?

- Ew.

This place is the greatest,

but I wish I could turn the smell down a skosh.

- Hey, I found the stink switch!

[sharp exhale]

♪ ♪

- Yay, Patrick! See, little guy?

Everything is gonna be just... uh...

Fine! [panting]

- [laughing]

[music slows down]

- Um... [whistles]

Patrick! - [screeches]

- Follow that kid! - Vroom, vroom, vroom!

- [cackling]

- [giggling]

- He's headed for the Soggy Sock Flume!

- The first time you called me your best friend

was on the Glove Flume.

- Aww.

Oh! Stop this thing!

Ah!

both: [yelling]

- Whoa! - Whoa! Whoa-ho!

both: There he is!

♪ ♪

- Don't worry, kid, we're right behind you!

- [cooing]

[dramatic music]

- [cackles]

- Stay right there! We're coming!

- Don't stand up,

or they'll put you in sock jail!

- [roars]

[chomping]

♪ ♪

- Do you feel a draft, SpongeBob?

- I was gonna ask you the same thing.

- [yells] [bell ringing]

Do you feel a pain in your butt?

- No. - [chomps]

- Now I do!

Ah!

- [yells]

♪ ♪

- [yells]

both: [yelling]

- Whoo-hoo, whoo!

Whoo-hoo!

[both yelling]

Wah-ha!

[both yell]

♪ ♪

Yah!

[both grunt]

[socks boinging]

- Patrick, no more playing footsy.

We gotta save that kid!

[both grunt]

Now we gotcha!

- Huh?

- Come here, you little whippersnapper!

Now I got you!

both: Hieronymus Glove's robot?

- Hey, you found the kid! Thanks.

We'll take him off your hands now.

- Sure, you can have him,

right after I take off his bloomin' head!

- [gasps] No!

- Hmm... [grunts]

Here you go. I did it for you.

- Aww.

But I wanted to do it!

That's the whole point, you pink plonker!

[grunts]

- Hot potato!

- [grunting]

- [whimpering] Heads up!

- [grunts]

- [laughing]

- I should have done this hours ago.

That's a good boy.

- I don't know what a pink plonker is,

but I don't like it!

[grunts]

- [yells]

- [grunting] [electricity crackles]

Ooh. Hey!

I like this body better than mine.

It comes with pockets!

- I like my new body too!

[cackles]

But I still want that head!

[roaring]

- I said I was sorry, you weirdo!

[both grunting]

[heads popping]

- [laughs]

- Enough!

No, no, this won't do at all.

Put those heads back on their bodies posthaste.

Splendid!

both: Wow!

Are you the real Hieronymus Glove?

♪ ♪

- No, he's not!

I'm the real Hieronymus Glove.

- [chuckles]

Splendid.

Do wipe that one's memory bank,

before he does more damage to my park.

Thank you!

- [grunts]

- Not him. The other one.

- Oh!

Beep, bleep, beep, beep, beep, boop, boop, beep!

And that's why we wear gloves on our hands and not our knees.

Ha-ha!

- Splendid!

I'm afraid I'm the real Hieronymus Glove.

And I'm at your service.

both: We love your gloves!

- Splendid!

And since being terrorized by our robots

has never been Glove World policy,

you are all hereby released from Glove Jail.

both: We've been pardoned!

Splendid!

- Splendid.

And, for proving yourselves to be unselfish and kind,

I'm going to give all of Glove World to the both of you.

both: [gasping sharply]

[drills whirring]

Really?

- Of course not.

[laughs]

I may be cryogenically frozen,

but I'm not a loony.

[all laugh]

♪ Well, that concludes our show ♪

♪ And as you can see ♪

♪ There still is nothing quite like gloves ♪

♪ Until we meet again for a shopping spree ♪

♪ Where I hope you buy all kinds of gloves to love! ♪

♪ With the handy help of SpongeBob and Patrick ♪

♪ We defeated my crazy robot head ♪

♪ Now that the twit is gone ♪

- ♪ Glove World can carry on ♪

- ♪ And the toddler can go to bed ♪

Good night!

- [giggling]

- Hey! - Get back here, little guy!

- I saved you a ham fist!