Original subtitles

- Are you ready, kids?

all: Aye, aye, Captain!

- I can't hear you.

all: Aye, aye, Captain!

- ♪ Ohh... ♪

♪ Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ♪

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

- ♪ Absorbent and yellow and porous is he ♪

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

- ♪ If nautical nonsense be something you wish ♪

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

- ♪ Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish ♪

all: SpongeBob SquarePants! - Ready?

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

- SpongeBob

SquarePants!

[laughing]

♪ ♪

[waves crashing]

[cheerful music]

♪ ♪

both: Five, four, three,

two, one!

[rumbling]

- Ah!

- You know, it's remarkable how chum goes bad

every week right on time.

- Yeah, just like your underpants.

- What?

They're good for another month.

Heh. Heh, heh.

[wolf whistle]

- Now go and get rid of that chum

before the Health Inspector gives us a fine.

And don't play with it!

- [laughing] But it makes a funny sound!

- [growls]

- [yelps]

- [belches] - [yelling]

[whimpering]

[grunting]

[panting]

[grunts, mumbling]

Hm. No chum dumping.

$1 billion fine.

Eat chum, sign! Yah!

[laughing]

Ha-ha! [chuckles]

[straining]

Eugene H. Krabs!

[thud]

[grunting]

I guess I've used this sewer hole

one too many times.

[mumbling]

[grunting, yelling]

[sighs] Hm.

[humming]

[babbling]

Those evil painting lessons

I took really come in handy.

[humming]

- And so I said to Andy that, uh--

Yeah, Larry. I'm gonna have to call you back.

[dial tone]

- Oh, yeah, the old wishing well.

I'll just dump some chum in here.

[grunting]

[panting]

Huh?

[pop, sizzling]

Guess I've gone to this well once too often.

[gasps] Wait, I know!

Ee! I wish this well was empty of chum.

Geee! Ha!

Lousy rip off.

[wheels creaking]

[shimmering chimes]

- Huh? Hm.

And I'm back.

[snails meowing]

- Oh. [meowing continues]

[grunts]

- Hm. - [meows]

- [laughing]

Whoa-whoa-whoa! [laughing]

Whoo! [laughs] Whoo!

[laughing, wailing]

That was unbelievable!

Wait a minute. What is this? Chum?

- No, of course not.

It's...it's, uh, a gift!

- A gift? For who?

- For you. For everyone.

- Sure looks like chum.

[peaceful music]

- It's new chum. It's delicious.

[gags]

- New chum? Ooh, let me try.

- No!

Uh, you have to wait.

For, uh, like a holiday.

- Holiday? What holiday?

- Um.

Chum Day...?

- Chum Day. Tell me about Chum Day.

What's it like? What do you do?

- I'll tell you all about it

if you help me hide all these gifts.

- Oh, boy! Chum Day.

A brand new holiday!

Okay, Gary. You can go home.

- [meows]

[car door shuts, engine revvs]

[tires screech]

- Was that his car? - No.

Ooh, and does it snow chum on Chum Day?

[giggling] - Uh, sure.

- Do the kids make chum men? What about icicles?

Do you call them [giggles] Chum-cicles?

- Yeah, whatever.

Wait a minute. This is Krabs' house.

- Uh-huh. I thought we could hide his chum gifts inside

by pumping them through the window.

Oh, darn, the window's closed.

- Hey, what's that?

[laser blast]

The window's open. - Yay!

[grunting excitedly]

[chum spurting, oozing]

[footsteps approaching]

- [yawns] Who's there?

Wha--[groans]

["Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy"]

[snoring] - Aw.

♪ ♪

Shh.

[muttering] I bet he has visions of sugar chums

dancing in his head. [giggles]

- Let's keep moving.

[bright orchestra music]

- [giggling]

- [gurgling]

[chum spurts]

- [muttering merrily]

[TV playing]

[muffled gasp, screaming]

- And we'll drink chum-nog and sing around the chum-chum tree

and there'll be colorful chum lights all over town.

- Yes. That'd be good. Heh heh.

[hollow thudding]

Sounds like there's only one scoop left.

- Ooh, that one's for you!

Let me hide it. I want to hide it!

- [groans]

[grunts]

- Okay now, go home so you don't see where I hide it.

- Oh, no, I wouldn't want to see that.

What a numbskull.

- [singsongy] No peeking!

- Well, Plankton, you got rid of it all.

And with no chum-uppance.

[chuckles] Whoa.

[laughing]

- [yawns] What time is it?

I guess I should hide Plankton's Chum Day gift

before Chum Day's all over.

Aha! I bet Plankton would never think to look in the sewer.

[grunts]

Oh. Chum. Oh, well.

Maybe I can get a little more in there.

Hm?

[grunting]

[chuckles]

[rumbling]

[bright music, bells ringing]

♪ ♪

- Caution wet chum!

[wailing] Whoa-whoa-whoa!

Slippery when chum?

- Mmm, nummy!

- Don't eat chum off the sidewalk. Bah!

- There's chum here! - Ew!

[chattering angrily]

- What's with all the chum? - Call my lawyer!

- [straining]

What has that yellow idiot done?

[chattering angrily]

- Our homes have been ruined

by you and your stinking chum!

- Your chum ruined my hair!

- Your chum made me dumb!

- You were already dumb.

- Well, it didn't make me any smarter!

- Get him! all: Yeah!

- [yelps]

[groans] [bell rings]

[chorus sings "chum" to tune of "Carol of the Bells"]

♪ Chum, chum, chum, chum, chum-chum-chum-chum ♪

[light, twinkling music]

- We shouldn't be fighting.

It's Chum Day.

- Chum Day? - What's Chum Day?

- ♪ Deck the sea with lumps of new chum ♪

♪ Chuma chuma chum, chum chum chum chum ♪

♪ 'Tis the season to be chum dumb ♪

♪ Chuma chuma chum, chum chum chum chum ♪

♪ Don we now our chum apparel ♪

♪ Chuma chuma chum, chum chum chum chum ♪

♪ As we sing this stinky carol ♪

♪ Chuma chuma chum, chum chum chum chum ♪

♪ ♪

Chum! Chum! Chum! Hello, I'm Chum-ta Claus.

- So anyway, back to the mob violence.

[all growl] [children laugh]

[chattering, laughter]

- Merry Chum Day, everyone.

- Huh? - Hm?

[chattering happily]

- Strong grip, huh? Yeah. [laughs]

- I officially declare today

Chum Day! - [yelps]

[all cheering]

both: [humming] Ah.

- Whoa! Yay!

- Whoo. Heh. Tastes really bad.

- But the holiday spirit is keeping us in denial.

- Gristle toe?

[alarm blares]

- Mwah. - [chuckles]

- [yawns]

[gasps]

Huh? Ah. You!

Boy! What day is today?

- Today? - Such an intelligent boy.

A remarkable boy. Yes, today!

What is today?

- Why, it's Chum Day!

- Then I haven't missed it.

Wait a minute. Chum Day?

That's disgusting!

[amazed chatter]

- You all love Chum Day?

[mutters excitedly] It was me!

I invented Chum Day!

Chum Day is copy-written by me--[whimpers]

- Uh, excuse me, are you responsible for all this chum?

- Yes, that's right. You're welcome.

- Well, as the Health Inspector,

I've got something for you.

- Hm. $1 billion!

[whimpering] Bleh!

- You know, there is a way out of paying the fine.

- I'll do it. What is it?

- You can eat up all the chum.

- [gulps, coughing]

Isn't there anyone that knows the true meaning of Chum Day?

- I know. - Huh?

- Lights, please.

And lo, there was chum.

A food that turned from revolting to festive

by magical thinking.

And the goodwill of chum

clogged the hearts of fish kind

and ushered in a new--

[laughter]

- Several days later...

[laid-back music]

♪ ♪

- [mutters, groans]

[fatigued muttering]

[ukulele music]

♪ ♪