Original subtitles

- Are you ready, kids?

all: Aye, aye, Captain!

- I can't hear you.

all: Aye, aye, Captain!

- ♪ Ohh... ♪

♪ Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ♪

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

- ♪ Absorbent and yellow and porous is he ♪

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

- ♪ If nautical nonsense be something you wish ♪

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

- ♪ Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish ♪

all: SpongeBob SquarePants! - Ready?

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

- SpongeBob

SquarePants!

[laughing]

♪ ♪

[waves crashing]

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- This is a Bikini Bottom News special report.

Perch? - Perch Perkins here

at the Bikini Bottom power plant,

where the evil super villain known as the Dirty Bubble,

has finally been cornered by police!

- [groaning]

- Stand back, coppers, and cease your attack,

or I'll make your police chief my late night snack!

[laughs]

- [groans]

Do what he says!

[groans]

- Will the grime of this evil soap globe

wash over our fair city?

Or will the law force him to clean up his act?

- [screams]

- Or will he choose door number three,

and devour a newsman live on TV?

[laughs]

- [groans]

[groaning]

- Drop him, airhead!

- [yells]

Yike!

[screams]

- I got him!

- Remember this face and remember it well,

so you'll recognize me when I see you in--

- Jail!

[jazzy music]

- [groans]

[jazzy music]

- [exhales]

[grunts]

♪ ♪

[exhales]

- Thank you, warden. I feel like a new bubble.

- Remember, Bubble, keep it clean, or you'll get mean.

- [laughs]

Thank you, warden. I promise I won't let you down!

- Here's the address of your new job.

- [groans]

♪ ♪

I'll make you proud, warden.

Stay clean or you'll get mean. A new life.

No more dirt, and no more wrong turns.

[grunts]

The Krusty Krab. Hm, this must be the place!

[whooshing]

Oh, I can't thank you enough for this job, Mr. Krabs.

What would you like me to do? Greet people at the door?

Serve the food? - Oh, no.

I've got a special job

that needs someone with your special talents.

You're on dirty dish detail.

[dramatic music]

- D-d-d-d-dirty dishes?

Wait, couldn't I just work the cash register or something?

- Listen, I hired a dish-washing bubble

to save money on soap, and I want these plates

sparkling by lunchtime, savvy?

- Just call me Sparkles.

- [humming]

- Oh!

♪ ♪

[gulps]

Oh!

Stay clean, or you'll get mean. Stay clean, or you'll get mean.

[door squeaks]

♪ ♪

Huh.

- [grunting]

Brr, is there a blizzard coming in?

Because I've got a cold front.

[laughter]

- Oh, hi, I didn't see you there.

You must be the new dishwasher.

Welcome aboard. I'm SpongeBob!

- Hi, SpongeBob, I'm, uh-- DB, yeah, DB.

- Oh, we're going to have so much fun, DB!

We'll be galley pallies!

[bell dings]

Whoops, back to work.

[vocalizing]

- Keep it clean or you'll get mean,

Keep it clean or you'll get mean.

Hm?

[gasps]

Hey, I did it! I got dirty

and I didn't turn evil. Huh, I must be cured!

[humming]

[dramatic music]

Scraping up filth from between every crack.

I'm the Dirty Bubble and baby, I'm back.

[laughs]

- Oh, what can I get you, Dirty Bubble?

[screams]

The Dirty Bubble! Where's that nice DB?

What did you do to him, you super filthy super villain?

- [laughs]

- [yells]

♪ ♪

What did you do with DB?

[groaning]

[laughs]

- DB is short for Dirty Bubble, isn't it?

- Yes, SpongeBob, it's me.

I'm trying to change my evil ways and stay clean.

- Wow, a super-villain intervention!

I'll help you, DB.

I'll make sure you stay squeaky clean and dirt free!

- [laughs]

- Front and center, Mr. Bubble. I got another job for you.

[bubbles pop]

Now, this new job is very exclusive and very French.

- Ooh, la, la.

- [grunts]

Eau de toilette. - What, oh, sacre-pew!

- Make it sparkle.

[hums]

- Okay, he's gone.

Don't worry about those toilets, DB.

[grunts]

I will clean them for you. "Toot suite," mon ami.

[laughs]

[toilet flushes]

- Dirt, dirt. Beautiful dirt!

[grunting]

- "Zoot alors!" DB?

[gasps]

Incoming!

- [laughs]

♪ Alla-wetta, all of you are wet-ta ♪

♪ Alla-wetta, all of you are soaked ♪

[dramatic music]

- [screams]

- Pow, hold onto your shirty. Here comes the dirty.

[gargles]

Thanks for keeping me clean, SpongeBob.

- Don't worry, DB. We just needed

to wash away that stinking thinking.

- For weeks, SpongeBob worked with DB

to stay clean and good!

- [groans]

- Ta-da!

- [laughs]

[groovy music]

[washing machine whirrs]

♪ ♪

[screaming]

- Yeah!

[laughs]

- Ah!

[laughter]

- [snoring]

- [whistles]

Enjoy those patties!

[laughs]

- Well, DB, it looks like you're cured.

You haven't been dirty in weeks.

- Thanks to you, SpongeBob, I'll never be dirty again.

[laughs]

- Oh, speaking of dirty.

[grunts]

Ew!

[dramatic music]

- [grunting]

♪ ♪

[laughter]

You want me clean, but I ain't willing.

I got to be me, and me is a villain!

[laughter]

- Aw, that's nice. He found his rainbow.

- Uh-oh.

- The Dirty Bubble has been seen everywhere,

defiling dozens of decent denizens with dirty deeds!

[both singing]

[slurping]

[both yelp]

both: Clean?

[crying]

[jaunty music]

- So I says to the scallywag, "listen, here you--"

- [laughs]

- It's time to have tea and cakes.

- Get him!

[clamoring]

[yelling]

[whooshing]

all: Yay!

[laughter]

all: Aw.

- Yes, Billy, two plus two still equals four.

- [laughs]

[laughter]

- [mumbling]

- Breaking news: The Dirty Bubble

just wiped all the teacher's dirty looks

right off their faces! Who will be next?

- [laughs]

No more pencils, no more books,

no more news guy's dirty looks.

[laughs]

- No!

[groans]

Oh, that got in my mouth!

- [laughs]

[groans]

- Sorry, old chum, but from now on,

you're going to have to stay clean for good.

- Begone, hygiene. I'm too big to stay clean!

[laughter]

- Ah!

[groaning]

- [laughs]

Ow! It's on now.

[grunting]

♪ ♪

[yells]

- [laughs]

- [grunting]

Help, help! Call the cops!

Call Mr. Krabs! Call my mommy!

- [grunts]

- I think for dessert, I'll eat more dirt!

[laughs]

- Not Goo Lagoon!

[clamoring]

And to my beloved pet, Gary, I bequeath my pineapple

and my tool shed and my mailbox and Patrick.

[cries]

What? Wow.

Sometimes, I forget just how absorbent I am!

[yelps]

- Wait, what? Oh, stop spinning, you sponge.

You're stealing my grunge.

Uh, uh, stuff that rhymes! Ah!

- [grunts]

[burps]

- I may be a squirt, but I'm still full of dirt.

[laughs]

- Oh, little mini-DB is so cute.

- Ah!

[groovy music]

- We got him!

- Every time I wash dishes, I'll think of you.

- Hm, every time I have nightmares,

I'll think of you, too.

- Thank you, citizen. We'll take it from here.

- It was a dirty job, but somebody had to do it!

[laughs]

[all gasp]

- Just kidding!

[laughter]

[sneezes]

[all groaning]

all: Gesundheit.

- Thank you. Got some schmutz on you there.

[giggles]

[groovy music]

♪ ♪