Original subtitles

- Are you ready, kids?

all: Aye, aye, Captain!

- I can't hear you.

all: Aye, aye, Captain!

- ♪ Ohh... ♪

♪ Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ♪

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

- ♪ Absorbent and yellow and porous is he ♪

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

- ♪ If nautical nonsense be something you wish ♪

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

- ♪ Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish ♪

all: SpongeBob SquarePants! - Ready?

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

- SpongeBob

SquarePants!

[laughing]

♪ ♪

[waves crashing]

[whimsical nautical music]

♪ ♪

- [laughs] We are going

to have so much fun!

A weekend in a cabin in the woods

with the Gal Pals!

all: Gal pals!

Yeah!

- [exclaims] - Oh, a krabby patty.

- Oh.

- Perfect. - Ugh.

- The engine needed greasing.

- [exclaims] Yah!

Congratulations, Mrs. Puff!

Your boat and trailer just got hitched!

[laughs]

[all laughing] [Karen beeping]

- Hmm, I wonder what's keeping our newest Gal Pal?

[thundering steps]

- This is gonna be so funny.

The Gal Pals will obviously try to prank the newbie,

but this newbie is gonna prank them right back.

[laughs] - Boo!

Who likes eggs? [laughs]

- Not now, SpongeBob.

Wait until you're around the campfire.

And you're supposed to act scary, not lame.

- Oh, scary. Got it!

Wait until the fire then make with the scary.

[goofy exclamations]

[wails, grunts]

- Keep working on it.

- Here comes our newest member!

all: Gal Pals! Yeah!

[all chattering, laughing]

- Here, let me get your bag. [grunts]

[all grunting]

- Ow. [grunts]

[door creaks, closes]

Nice and cozy.

[tires squealing]

all: ♪ We're Gal Pals ♪

♪ And, yes, we shall conquer the world one day ♪

♪ We're no sea bunnies, we're smart and funny ♪

♪ And we demand equal pay ♪

♪ We'll shout "Gal Pals" right into your ear canal ♪

♪ And bang it on a drum ♪

♪ We're sweet and nice, but take our advice ♪

♪ Cross us and you'll be chum ♪ [creature bellows]

[all scream]

[creature grunting, munching]

♪ ♪

[all laughing]

- Ooh, this is gonna be so much fun!

We're gonna have a real adventure

with our newbie, aren't we, ladies?

[all laughing deviously] [Karen beeps]

- [laughs nervously]

[all laughing]

[laughing deviously]

♪ ♪

[all laughing]

- Whoa!

[grunting]

[wails, grunts]

[babbling, groaning]

Whoa! [yells, grunts]

Huh?

[grunting]

Where am I?

[grunting]

Huh?

All right, I'll just sit tight and wait to hear from Pearl.

I've got the trailer,

so there's plenty of food and blankets.

[glum music]

[mud burbling]

- [growls] Barnacles!

Now what am I gonna do?

Hey, a peanut!

A lucky peanut!

Mm, I'm not gonna go hungry out here.

I'm gonna survive! [voice echoes]

Wait a minute, I can't eat this peanut.

You're my lucky peanut. [giggles]

I've got a lucky peanut! [voice echoes]

[all laughing]

- Here we are.

- Uh-oh, looks like we lost something.

- [gasps] Oh, no, my backpack!

This is the worst thing that could ever happen!

- Aww, there, there, sweetie.

It's just a backpack. We can buy you a new one.

It's not like losing a friend.

- [whimpers] She must be psychic.

- Aww, heck, we'll just have to rough it!

[mice squeaking] [creature snarling]

[substance burbles, splats]

All right, gals, let's not just hang here

like mama's washing!

Time to gussy up the place!

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

Hmm.

- Good thing we have a Texas tornado

among the Gal Pals.

Who knew you could use a jellyfish as a recharger?

[jellyfish buzzing] [electricity zapping]

- Oh, yeah. [sighs]

- Yep, nature always provides.

- Hey, where's the newbie?

- Oh...

Oh, please, SpongeBob, be all right.

[phone line ringing]

- [goofy babbling]

I'm Sponge-zan of the brine apes!

[grunting]

[yelps, groans]

Ooh! [grunts]

[phone rings]

Oh, my lucky peanut's ringing. [goofy exclamation]

Hello?

[ringing continues]

Oh. [grunts]

Shell-lo? [laughs]

- SpongeBob!

Oh, thank Neptune you're still alive.

- Don't worry, Pearl, I'm still gonna do the prank.

I just have to find your cabin.

Are there any landmarks I can head to?

- Um, well, there are a lot of trees.

- Trees, perfect!

I'll just follow the trees.

Are you sure you didn't ring, too, lucky peanut?

Hello, hello? Ugh, bad reception.

No peanut bars.

[peanut beeping]

Eh.

Follow the trees!

Follow the trees, follow the trees,

follow the trees, follow the trees,

follow the trees, follow the trees...

[voice fades]

[all laughing] - [sighs]

[all chuckle]

- [slurps] Oh, this kelp cocoa is delicious.

[scanner whirs, beeps]

- Yeah, my sensors indicate an agreeable flavor.

- Okay, Gal Pals,

it's time to initiate our newest member.

[sinister music]

- [whines] - [grunts]

- [groans]

- You are now a Gal Pal.

- That's it? Just this necklace?

No swats or parading around in my PJs?

No trying to scare me with urban legends?

- Why would we do that? - Yeah, we like you.

- We haven't had a fourth member

since that incident with Flibberty Gibbet.

I-- - Puff!

Shh.

- Who's "Slippery Giveth"?

- Oh, Flibberty Gibbet.

She was the fourth member of our group.

We had a fight with her years ago

right here at this very cabin

one dark and stormy night.

[thunder crashes]

- We don't even remember what the fight was about.

- It sure was a humdinger of an argument!

- She went bananas

and vowed to destroy

any and all Gal Pals.

[imitates slicing]

- Then she just ran off into these woods!

- Some say she's still out there,

all hot-headed and waiting to get her revenge.

[wails]

- That's her pendant you're wearing.

- [groaning]

"Flibberty Gibbit"?

[screams, grunts]

[hollers]

Why did you give me that?

Why did you take me here?

[all laughing]

[laughs]

Thanks, gals, you got me.

But I knew you were gonna prank me.

- Sure you did. - [laughs]

You should have seen your face. - [growling]

- We got you good!

- [laughs] Mm, Gal Pals.

[tree crashes] [all scream, whimper]

- [gasps] What was that?

- 'Kay, you can stop trying to scare me.

I know Flipperty Giblets is a prank.

- Flibberty Gibbet is partly true.

- She was a Gal Pal.

We did have a fight with her.

- And she did run off into these woods.

- Wait, that was all the parts!

[crashing]

- [growls, snarls]

[all whimpering]

- Quick, let's hide in the cabin!

- Wait, it--it's okay. It's only SpongeBob.

I asked him to make noise and prank you.

All right, SpongeBob, you can come out!

I'm canceling the prank!

- [stifled laughter]

There's another tree.

[pants] And another tree.

Wow, following the trees really works.

Tree, tree, tree, tree.

- So, SpongeBob thinks he can prank us, huh?

We'll prank him right back.

We can rig up the cabin with trap doors,

flying ghosts, and a thousand cadavers

in a zombie ballroom!

Ooh, what am I saying?

- Let's scale it down a smidge.

- Yeah, let's hide behind this tree

and scream when he shows up.

[all giggle] - You coming, Pearl?

- Well, I'm certainly not staying by myself

here in the dark.

[all giggle] - Shh, he's coming.

Wait for it.

Now! [all scream]

[all exclaim] - [roars]

all: Flibberty Gibbet! [all scream]

- It's her!

Oh, s-she looks like she's been in the woods too long!

- I have a plan.

We'll run out the back door and into Puff's boat.

Count of three.

One, two, three! [all screaming]

- [roars, screams]

[all screaming]

- Let's go!

- [roars]

- Rawr!

Hmm?

Huh. [goofy babbling]

- No, no! - SpongeBob!

- Don't go in! - Oh, hello.

[both grunt]

- [screaming]

[all scream]

- Gal Pals, we have to save SpongeBob!

[whining] all: Gal Pals.

[all scream]

- Wow! - [growls]

- Ooh, another pinecone on a stick!

I love it.

- [growls] - Wow!

- I'm gonna get one of these for each of the Gal Pals.

all: Huh? - [laughs]

It's only a cabin-to-cabin country sales lady.

Not Flibberty Gibbet at all.

- Did someone say my name?

Hi, gals! all: Flibberty Gibbet!

[all screaming]

[whimsical music]

- I--I just wanted to say all's forgiven!

- Hey, wait!

You'll need my lucky peanut!

all: Gal Pals! [all grunt]

[all groan]

♪ ♪