Original subtitles

- Are you ready, kids?

all: Aye, aye, Captain!

- I can't hear you.

all: Aye, aye, Captain!

- ♪ Ohh... ♪

♪ Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ♪

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

- ♪ Absorbent and yellow and porous is he ♪

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

- ♪ If nautical nonsense be something you wish ♪

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

- ♪ Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish ♪

all: SpongeBob SquarePants! - Ready?

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

- SpongeBob

SquarePants!

[laughing]

♪ ♪

[waves crashing]

[silly upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[phone ringing]

- [humming]

Will someone please answer this phone?

I'm busy.

- I'll get it, Squidward.

[grunting]

- [groans]

- [groaning]

Oh, almost.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Ah, not that time.

Whoa! Whoa!

- [groans] - [shouts]

- Krusty Krab.

I'm sorry, we don't deliver to that neighborhood.

- [shouts]

Who don't deliver to what neighborhood?

- [unintelligible grumbling]

We don't deliver to RandomLand!

- And why not?

- Because I heard the place is crazy

and no delivery fish has ever returned.

- Squidward, just because it's a preposterous neighborhood

where the laws of nature change randomly

and the people are all cuckoo...

- [humming]

- Don't mean the Krusty Krab

won't attempt to take their money.

- [unintelligible grumbling]

- Mm-hmm. 20 minutes.

- Well, I'm not cuckoo enough to go to RandomLand.

- [giggling]

- Someone is cuckoo enough to go.

- So what are you two yentas gabbing about?

- Flick. - [groans]

- [laughs]

- [humming]

- [groans]

The delivery will be made,

and the mission will be accomplished, sir!

Um...how do I get to RandomLand?

- Well, that's the thing, boy-o.

No one really knows.

You just walk around...

randomly.

- Well, that's how I usually get around.

[upbeat organ music]

♪ ♪

[humming]

Ar, ar, ar, ar, ar, ar!

Zoink! How's that?

[yells]

- [laughs] That idiot's getting

lost for sure.

- You're probably right. You better go with him.

- Well, of course, that makes sense...

What? [unintelligible shouting]

[yelling]

- [laughs]

- [giggling]

♪ Random walking ♪

♪ Random walking ♪

♪ Random walking ♪

[humming]

Hey, Squidward I don't think this...

♪ Walking random thing is working ♪

- SpongeBob?

[dramatic music]

Oh, no! SpongeBob has disappeared.

What ever will I do?

[laughs]

♪ SpongeBob gone hallelujah ♪

♪ SpongeBob gone, I don't give a tuna ♪

Hummuna-what?

[shouting]

[yelling]

- Beep, beep! - Of course.

- Beep, beep! - [grunts]

- Beep, beep, beep! - Go around.

The fun never ends with us, huh, Squidward?

- [yelling]

- [laughing]

[goofy frantic music]

♪ ♪

- Good Neptune! You're hideous.

- You too.

But somehow you still retain your allure.

[giggles] - Hm.

Well, here we are in RandomLand.

Sure is for that.

Sure is for that? [sighs]

The neighborhood must be affecting my speech.

Come on, let's put our grind to the nose stone.

- Aw, Squidward, can't we take a minute

to smell and stop the roses?

[laughing] Smell and stop the roses!

I meant stop and smell the-- [laughing]

[gasps]

- [unintelligible gibberish]

[creatures beeping and squeaking]

- Ah. Hm? Ah.

- [grumbling]

Now where are we?

- There's an exit.

Come on!

- Huh?

[grunts]

- [humming]

Huh? [grunts]

[screams]

- What is it?

[doorbells ringing and echoing]

Oh, it's those lost delivery boys!

Let's go and--

- I'll take that bag.

- One delivery's as good as another.

- This delivery is property of the Krusty Krab

until it is in the hands of the person who ordered it!

But, ma'am, you can place an order any time.

- [yelps]

[chomping]

- We're sorry, your call cannot be completed as dialed.

- Oh, whoo!

- [groans] Hand me the address.

86 Screwball Street.

There's a hole in it.

- Ooh.

I'm a collector.

- [sighs] No taste for accounting.

Why don't we just arbitrarily knock on doors?

- Hey, now you're thinking random!

Yeah! There!

Screwball Street.

Knock, knock.

- Ooh. [laughs]

- Excuse me, ma'am, did you order a Krabby Patty?

- Can I dunk it in cocoa like my marshmallows?

both: Huh?

- [giggling]

- Ooh, may I?

[gulping]

[laughing] Tough mallows.

Could be more marshy.

[laughing]

- Here, brush your tooth.

- [humming]

- [squeaking]

- This whole place is inside out,

so why not an upside-down house?

[doorbell rings]

- Whoo-hoo!

- Oh, hmm.

For sale.

- Hello, handsome.

- Oh. [laughs]

Well, wouldn't I like you to get me to like you knowing

you would get me better to know...you?

- Hello, anyone home?

Maybe I should say that upside down.

Ooh, I know!

Hello, anyone home?

[gasps] Ooh, upside-down cake!

Oops.

- I see you've got an eye for home design, son.

You are gonna love this house. There's no downside.

You get it, no downside? Ha, ha!

- Oh, I'm not looking to buy. I'm just delivering

for the Krabby Krust.

- This bag is mine.

[laughs] - Oh!

[shouting]

Squidward, the bag has been snatched!

- Well, that's that. Let's go home.

- No way, Squidward. That Patty Krabby

belongs to the order who person'd it!

Huh? Come back here!

- I hate my life.

- [squeaks]

[yelps]

- [giggling]

[both grunting]

- [giggling]

[both grunting]

- [laughs]

[shaver buzzing]

Whoo!

[laughs]

[shaver buzzing]

- Ugh?

- [giggling]

[panting] Are you two done?

both: Not yet!

- [grunts]

Ah, these drumsticks are harder

to walk on than high heels.

- Well, it's all about balance.

- [laughs]

- [clears throat]

- I order you to return that delivery to the Krusty Krab!

- Where's your manners? Haven't you heard of knocking?

- Go ahead, knock.

- Just what I wanted,

a new bag. [giggling]

- Let's go home.

- But...what about the patty?

- Ah!

- [chatters]

[door slams]

- [laughs]

[intense music]

- Oh, this place is a nightmare!

No one's ever returned. [sobbing]

We're doomed to live in this insane asylum.

- Oh, boy! That means we can stay

and deliver the patty.

- We made the delivery.

Mission accomplished.

- But--but Mr. Krabs...

- If the foot were on the other shoe, Krabs would do the same.

- No, Squidward, Mr. Krabs! He's right there.

- [gasps] He's probably looking for us.

Mr. Krabs!

[panting]

- But we haven't made our delivery!

Mr. Krabs! Yeow!

Ah, ow!

[upbeat frantic music]

♪ ♪

both: Huh?

It's the Krusty Krab!

[both panting]

Hey, Mr. Krabs, thanks for showing us

the way out of RandomLand.

- Excuse me, I'm not Krabs.

The name is Rodger,

and I walked all the way from 86 Screwball Street

to complainabout never getting my delivery.

- Oh, your delivery, my good man.

- [gulping]

- Mission accomplished. Better late than never.

- [crying]

Better never! If it's late,

it's free.

[sobbing]

What?