Original subtitles

- Are you ready, kids?

all: Aye, aye, Captain!

- I can't hear you.

all: Aye, aye, Captain!

- ♪ Ohh... ♪

♪ Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ♪

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

- ♪ Absorbent and yellow and porous is he ♪

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

- ♪ If nautical nonsense be something you wish ♪

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

- ♪ Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish ♪

all: SpongeBob SquarePants! - Ready?

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

- SpongeBob

SquarePants!

[laughing]

♪ ♪

[waves crashing]

[ukulele music]

♪ ♪

- Howdy neighbor.

It's your old pal Sandy Cheeks

with a true to life tale direct from Bikini Bottom.

It's the end of another long day,

and every critter in town is getting ready to hit the hay.

- [grunts]

Whoo-hoo. [snores]

- Even little old SpongeBob and Gary

are laying down their weary heads.

- [grunts] Night Gare-bear.

[yawns]

- Now snails love to sleep

but they also like to have their fun.

And clever little Gary here is no different.

[giggles]

With a dang nifty decoy in place

Gary is ready to hit the town.

But first things first.

That gooey little varmint is mighty hungry.

[chuckles] It may not look like much to you and me

but this here is four-star dining to a snail.

[laughs]

Now, Gary never minds running into a friend

but old Patrick here don't seem ready to share his meal.

- [growls] - [yelps]

- [growling] - [whimpering]

- [barking]

- [roaring]

- [whimpering]

- Ol' Gary feels as big as a ten-point buck right now,

but he's about to be reminded

that life ain't all fun and games.

Especially when animal control is on your tail.

[exciting music]

- [grunting]

Freeze, slime ball!

- [meows]

- Hmm? [growls]

[warbling]

[crash]

♪ ♪

[grunts]

[choking]

[grunts]

- As much as Gary likes getting one over on the heat

he has more important matters to attend to.

- [straining]

- This here is old Plankton's restaurant, the Chum Bucket.

Gary ain't here for vittles, though.

No one's ever at the Chum Bucket for vittles.

[mischievous music]

- [snoring]

♪ ♪

[gurgling, coughing]

[snoring]

- [exhales]

- That there's spot.

Plankton's pet amoeba, and Gary's best friend.

- Psst. - [barking]

- Spot's cute...

but about as dumb as a barrel of hair.

Gary better think quick or they'll both be busted

before there night's even begun.

- [meows] - [barking]

- Ough.

[snoring]

- Ol' Gary and Spot have been sneaking out for ages

though their owners are none the wiser.

[both chattering] [giggles]

They love playing all sorts of games together,

but their doggone favorite is wrestling.

[excited chatter]

- It's the Krusty Krab kitchen.

- [meowing] - What a stroke of luck.

Gary and Spot must have worked up quite an appetite

with all them fun and games.

[accordion music]

- [meows]

- Uh oh. That ice box is locked up

tighter than a horse thief in a hoosegow.

- [barking]

♪ ♪

[panting]

[yelps]

[whines]

- Oh boy. It's chow time.

- [yowls]

- [meows]

[light music]

- [barks]

- [straining]

[SpongeBob laugh]

- [barks]

- [giggles]

- [barking]

- [humming] - Whoo-whee.

Looks like Gary is cooking up some fun.

- [chattering]

[bell dings]

- [yelps]

- [chattering excitedly] - [ barking]

- It may not be pretty

but to a critter, chow is chow.

♪ ♪

- [barking] - [meowing]

- Come out, come out.

[gasps] Oh, there you are.

[both chattering]

[dramatic music]

- [whimpers]

- [grunts] Ow.

[grunts]

Ha ha! I've got you this time.

[warbling]

[grunts]

[sad trombone music]

- Ahem. - [grunts]

Animal control, citizen. I'm hunting an errant snail.

- I don't give a sea fig about snails.

You tripped my silent alarm!

Just look at this mess!

Take that you varmint! - [warbling]

- Take that!

[grunting] - Ow! Ow! Ow!

- [giggles] Looks like our boys

gave Johnny law the slip again.

Reckon they're gonna need some place to lay low for a while.

- [both] Phew.

- Uh oh.

Looks like their hiding spot's all ready occupado.

Luckily for them, Gary and Spot

are all ready pals with everyone here.

- Let's get this party started!

[grunts]

[dance music playing] [all laughing and cheering]

♪ ♪

- Uh oh.

Looks like the fuzz ain't gonna give up so easy.

- Hey, this is my Jam.

- They say that music soothes the savage beast.

- Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

- But sometimes it works on knuckle heads too.

- That's how you do it.

You do it. You do it.

[warbles, grunts]

[record scratches, glass shatters]

Uh, you animals are under arrest.

[all growling] Uh...

Uh oh. [all grunting]

- Youch. That's gotta hurt.

Oh mama.

[both whimpering]

[playful music]

[all growling]

- [strains, grunts]

[all grunt]

- [yawns]

[grunts, hums]

- I guess this party just got pooped.

[ominous tone]

- [crying] - Luckily,

SpongeBob's little Gare-Bear

always has something under his shell.

- [meows]

- Locked doors are never a problem

for a snail like Gary.

- [spits]

- [grunts, squeaks]

[mischievous music]

♪ ♪

[suspenseful music]

- Now to most animals the pound is scarier

than a bob cat in your long johns.

But Gary and Spot our on a mission to save their pals.

[both grunting, straining]

♪ ♪

- [groans]

- Aha!

[exciting music]

- [yips]

[squeaks]

♪ ♪

all: Huh?

[all cheering]

- [meows softly] Shh.

[all grunt]

[tense music]

- Hmm?

- Oh, Marvin,

you could catch every snail in Bikini Bottom

but the only thing you've really caught

is loneliness.

[sobbing]

[coughing]

And kennel cough.

- Marvin here ain't kith nor kin to Gary

but that don't matter none.

Gary could never bear to see anyone looking so down.

- I need another snot rag.

[somber ukulele music]

- [meowing]

[all grunt]

- [sobs]

Hey! How did you animals get out?

[soft music]

Wh-wh-what's going on?

♪ ♪

- Viola.

[grinding]

[exhales, giggles]

- [gasps] She's beautiful.

[sighs]

[laughs]

[excited shouting]

[both grumbling]

[light music]

- Oh! That's so good!

[sighs]

[organ music]

I do.

[kissing] [all cheering]

- [laughs goofily]

I can't thank you all enough.

You brought love into my lonely life.

Everybody's free to go.

[cheering]

- [laughing] Why am I running?

- With their friends rescued,

it's time for our boys to finally get some shut eye.

[light music]

- [grunting]

[barks]

♪ ♪

- [grumbling]

- [meows]

- After his long night of adventuring

Gary is more tired than a bronco on busting day.

[fog horn]

- [gasps] Come on Gary, you lazybones.

It's time to wake up.

- [yawns]

- Oh well, maybe a few more minutes wouldn't hurt.

- Well, that's the long and short of it.

See ya'll next time for more true to life tales

of Bikini Bottom.

- Shhh. - [growls]

[placid ukulele music]

♪ ♪