Original subtitles

- Are you ready, kids?

all: Aye, aye, Captain!

- I can't hear you.

all: Aye, aye, Captain!

- ♪ Ohh... ♪

♪ Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ♪

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

- ♪ Absorbent and yellow and porous is he ♪

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

- ♪ If nautical nonsense be something you wish ♪

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

- ♪ Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish ♪

all: SpongeBob SquarePants! - Ready?

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

- SpongeBob

SquarePants!

[laughing]

♪ ♪

[waves crashing]

[folksy music]

♪ ♪

- [struggling]

- [meows]

[both groan]

- Okay, that's enough stretching.

- [meow]

- Now we're ready for a morning jog.

- Meow!

- [heavy breathing]

Ahh! [crash, thud]

What's the matter, Gary? Don't you like jogging?

- Meow, meow, meow. - Oh, right. You're a snail.

Hm. We've got to find a way to get you moving.

[banging]

This should do it. You'll "tank" me later.

[laughing]

Hey, now you're moving.

- Meow, meow! - Whoa--ow!

I'm okay. Ow!

Ow!

Yow!

[groaning] - [meowing]

- Meow!

[grunting]

- [pained moaning]

Aww, poor Gary.

Looks like you could use a leg up.

Or maybe two. - [whimpers]

[saw buzzing]

[grinding]

- There! A perfect set of legs.

Now let's make some for you.

This will only hurt for a second.

Yow!

- Meow!

Meow.

- Voilà.

What do you think, Gary?

- Me-ow, meow-meow.

- Let's try 'em out.

Come on. Come to SpongeBob.

- Mm.

- Oh, your first steps. - Meow.

- My little guy's growing up.

Now let's try something a little harder.

[creaking]

- Meow, meow, meow.

- Ooh, not bad. Try this.

[Irish jig music]

♪ ♪

- Meow, meow, meow, meooow!

- Nice moves.

♪ ♪

Ow! Ah!

[gasps] The student has surpassed the master.

Ready to stretch your stuff, Gare-bear?

- Meow, meow. Meow!

- Hey, wait! Whoa!

- Meow, meow. - Oh! Oy.

After you. - Meow, meow.

all: [gasping] - Oh, yeah, that's right.

You're not dreaming. Check it out.

Snail with legs, people.

- Meow. [growls flirtatiously]

- [purrs]

- Would you look at that.

- Well, that's certainly different.

- [hisses]

- [barks]

- Oh!

- [gasps] Gary!

- Hey, control your snail, fella.

- Sorry. Guess Gary's new legs got him a little excited.

- [blows raspberry]

- [hissing] Pow!

- You'll be hearing from my lawyer!

- What is your problem, man? - [growling]

- Ah!

- Oh, wh--s--sorry!

- Ah! - His legs!

- Gary the snail, that was very naughty.

- Meow. - Oh. [laughing]

I can't stay mad at you. - Meow!

- Whoa!

[exhausted moans]

I'm a little beat, Gary.

Can you give me a hand with the door?

- Meow-ow.

[struggling]

- Looks like I should give you a hand, huh?

- Hm? Hm. Hmm.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yow!

They look a little tight in the shoulder.

- Meow-meow, meow-meow.

- Whoops! I accidentally gave you two left hands.

Boop!

Perfect. Give 'em a test drive, Gary.

- Meow, meow, meow...

[struggling]

- Maybe you just need some motivation.

- Meow. [grunting]

Meow!

- [yelps] You're doing it, Gary.

Yes, yes! Keep it up, keep it up!

Ow! Yes, yes! - Meow!

- That's it, Gary. Move the--move the--

Move those arms.

- [giggling] Meow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow.

Meow? Meow.

[laughter]

- [imitates a train]

- [nonsensical whining]

- Meow.

[chewing noises]

- One weekend of pampering later.

- [sipping]

[ringing] Ow!

Yikes! Look at the time! I gotta get to the Krusty Krab.

Thanks for spoiling me, Gary.

I didn't have to lift a "finger."

My fingers...

[groans] Wha--!

A whole weekend of pampering has left my limbs in limbo.

Got. To go. To work.

Hm?

[dramatic piano music]

[struggling]

Too weak to flip Krabby Patties.

[whimpers]

- Ooh. Uh-oh.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[elastic stretching]

- Hm.

Excuse me, but I would like to complain!

- I see. Well the Krusty Krab takes customer feedback

very seriously, sir.

After they pay the $5 complaint fee.

- All right, fine.

- Yee-hee-hee-hee.

Thank you, sir.

Now what seems to be your problem?

- There is slime on my patty.

And mine has--[munching] slime on it, too.

- My patty doesn't have enough slime! [laughing]

- What? Give me that.

Bleh! Ugh! Gah!

SpongeBob! Just what do you think you're doing

changing me patty...formula?

- Meow. Meow-mow.

- Squidward! Why is there a mollusk

cooking me Krabby Patties?

- I thought it was strangely quiet and peaceful today.

- Where the halibut is SpongeBob?

- Maybe he quit? Or got hit by a bus?!

Or caught a terminal disease!

- I don't care if he turned into a bucket of chum.

I need me fry cook!

Mr. Squidward, you have the helm.

- Attention Krusty Krab customers: Get out.

It's time for my break.

[irritated chatter]

- SpongeBob!

SpongeBob?

SpongeBob? Are you okay in there?

You catch the flu or something?

Ugh. Are you at death's door?

Because you know darn well they ain't

valid excuses to miss work!

- [meowing]

- Ah! SpongeBob has gone full raving loony.

Uh-oh! - Meow-meow-meow-meow

meow-meow-meow. Meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow.

- [purring]

- [gasps, whirring]

What in the name of Neptune's nostrils

is going on in here?

SpongeBob, you're acting like you're the pet

and that darn snail is the owner.

- Meow! Meow-meow-meow.

- Bad snail. Down boy.

- [hissing] - SpongeBob, what are you--

[grunting]

Snap out of it, SpongeBob!

- [sniffing]

Mr. Krabs?

- Have you completely lost your mind, boy-o?

Snails ain't supposed to have arms and legs.

- Aw, but Gary is so happy with his new limbs.

- [sighs happily]

- Oh, is he?

Well it's time to cut this nonsense.

- [growling]

- Ay! [grunting]

- [hissing]

- Huh-hah!

[snapping]

- Meow.

- Mr. Krabs, I'm sorry I forgot who I was.

- That's okay, boy-o.

- And Gary, I am so sorry I tried to change you.

- [belches]

- And Patrick, I'm sorry I haven't returned your hat yet.

- [sobbing]

It's okay...

- Hm? Well, I guess I shouldn't let these go to waste.

I can always use an extra hand. [laughing]

- All right, all right. That's enough Sponge-bobbery

for today, boy-o.

Time to get you flipping patties again.

- Ah, sure is nice having everything back to normal,

isn't it Gare-bear?

Yup. Same old, same old.

- Meow-ow.

[both sigh]

- Meow. Meow.

- Oops! Sorry. Boop-boop.

[ukulele music]

♪ ♪