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- Are you ready, kids?
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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- I can't hear you.
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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- ♪ Ohh...
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
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all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- SpongeBob
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SquarePants!
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[laughing]
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♪
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[waves crashing]
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[laid-back steel guitar]
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♪
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[elegant harpsichord music]
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- Well, what do you think?
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Do you love it?
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- Mr. Tentacles, I simply
cannot express
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my true feelings about
your work!
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- Yes, I realize my artistic
brilliance can be overwhelming.
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- Quite frankly...
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[inhales]
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It stinks!
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- Yes, and--what?!
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Now, see here!
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Maybe this museum is too
low-brow
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for this masterpiece!
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- [gasps]
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How dare you! Be gone!
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- [grunting]
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- And take your putrid painting
with you!
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It has no place in this
museum's art collection!
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- Won't anyone save my
precious painting!?
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- Got it!
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- Why couldn't it have been
anyone else?
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Give me that! [straining]
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What are you doing here?!
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- Patrick is the museum's
new security guard!
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And he's giving me
a guided tour.
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- [grunts] Heh.
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- Him? Security?!
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Pfft! Ha!
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This museum's dumber
than I thought.
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Hold on, Squidward...
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if that pointy-headed
pea brain
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is the security guard
for this place,
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then I could sneak my artwork
into the museum!
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- Sneak what into a where?
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- Think louder, Squidward!
You're mumbling!
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- Get out of my head!
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[grunting]
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- [squeaking]
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- [sighs] Give me that!
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both: Bye!
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- Bon voyage!
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- Keep making pretty pictures!
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The first exhibit on our
tour is...
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[eerie music]
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- Whoa!
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- The employee locker room!
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- Wow!
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Your life is so
glamorous!
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- You could be my
junior assistant!
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- Really?!
- Sure.
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There's a ton of uniforms
in these metal boxes!
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Check it out!
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Let me just get my key.
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[straining]
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Put this on!
- Okay!
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[yells]
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Well, how do I look?
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- Guard-tastic!
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[indistinct chatter]
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Now, rule number one
of guarding is,
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don't let visitors touch stuff.
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- No touchy, no feely.
Eye-eye.
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- Rule number B: no running!
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[children shouting]
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- Single file, children,
single file.
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- But stampeding is just fine.
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And the most important rule
of all is,
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don't let visitors steal stuff!
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If you see anybody suspicious,
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you give them the ol'
stink eye!
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Hmm.
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- [chuckling]
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Hm?
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[eyes hissing]
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[groaning]
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- Now you try!
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- [grunts]
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- Whew.
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[screams]
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- [straining]
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[squeaking]
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- Mmmm.
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Ooh, delicious. [giggling]
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- Ohh...
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- You'll get there, pal.
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Behold, SpongeBob.
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Before laughter, there was
the pre-hysterical period.
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- [gasps] Oh, look, honey!
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- [humming]
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- What an excellent example
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of the primitive security
guard era.
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- Ooh! I almost forgot
rule number fourth!
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No flash photography!
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[both scream]
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And that is everything I know
about being a security guard.
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[chomping]
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[belches]
- Oh!
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- Now, I'll teach you
everything I don't know.
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[crickets chirping]
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Right this way.
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- Oh, boy!
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An extinct wooly mollusk!
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[trumpeting]
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Aw, this little guy looks like
my Gary.
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Meow.
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Too bad we aren't
allowed to touch anything.
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- Pfft! SpongeBob,
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the rules don't
apply to us.
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We're security!
- Hooray!
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[giggling]
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Pffft!
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[giggling]
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[buzzing]
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- Is that it?
Come on.
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Do something!
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[growling]
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[panting]
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Why! Won't! You! Work?!
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Huh?
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[both scream]
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[grunting]
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And here we see the ancient
junk of the great empire
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of Pat-Lantis!
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[dramatic music]
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- [whistles]
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- Hm?
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Hey! No touching
the exhibits, buddy!
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[grunting] Oof!
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[rumbling]
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[all scream]
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[dramatic music]
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[toilet flushes]
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- Hmm...
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[gasps]
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- Sorry about that, mister.
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Ooh!
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- Huh? Oh, look, Patrick!
A mummy!
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- Mummy! Awww.
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- Uh, no, Patrick.
It's not your mother--
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- Love your new look!
How's dad?
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- Never mind.
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[stampeding]
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Will those kids be okay
in there?
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- Oh sure, Mummy loves kids!
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I think this is yours.
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- Hm. Huh?
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[stampeding]
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Single file, children.
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[groans]
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- Ooooh.
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Ooooh!
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Ooh-ooh-ooh.
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- [gasps]
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- Hee!
both: Whatcha doin'?!
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- [gasps]
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I'm cleaning centuries of dirt
from this priceless painting.
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- Going too slow!
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- I think I know how we can
speed things along!
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- Please stand back
for your safety.
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Ooh!
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[grinding]
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[bells jangling]
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Here you go!
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[shattering]
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[sunny music]
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♪
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- [grunts]
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[maniacal laughter]
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- Now to hang my masterpiece.
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Mm-hmm...
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[grunting]
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[chuckling]
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[muttering]
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- Ooh! I didn't know they had
pin the tail on the sea-donkey!
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- This place has everything!
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[both giggling]
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[camera shutter clicks]
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- Hey! No flash photography!
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- Whew!
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[chuckling]
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[gasps]
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- Yahhh!
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- [neighing]
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- The winner!
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- [chuckling]
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- Did you see that guy?
- Yeah!
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No running allowed!
Let's get him!
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- Hee-haw!
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Ah! They're finally gone!
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[chortling]
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Hmm? Hmm.
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[grunts]
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- Hey, Patrick?
I think that guy's trying to--
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- Touch that painting!
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- Hmm? Hmm.
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[chuckling]
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- Uh-oh!
- And now he's stealing it!
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- [imitates siren]
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- [panting]
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Oh, no. Dead end!
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[sitar music]
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[gasps]
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- Stop, thief!
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- [panting]
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Ha, ha--oh!
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[grunts]
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- Looks like this case
is all wrapped up.
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- [mumbling]
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- Thank you, Mummy.
- Anytime, sweetie.
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- [gasps]
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[all panting]
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- [wheezing]
We're never gonna catch him!
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- Ooh! The woolly mollusk!
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Ah!
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- Hi-ya!
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[dramatic music]
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- [roars]
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- Hmm.
- Um...
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[grunting] Come on.
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[grunting]
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- [panting]
Ha, ha! Too slow!
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[stampeding]
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- Single file, children.
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Single file.
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- [chuckling]
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[both shout]
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- We've secured
the purple-tater, over.
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[siren wailing]
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- [sighs]
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Hmm?
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- There! Back where you belong.
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00:11:26,068 --> 00:11:29,137
- [mumbling] It's beautiful!
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- You actually like
that eyesore?
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00:11:31,586 --> 00:11:35,758
- Why, it's the greatest
painting I've ever seen...
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hanging in a museum!
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[cackling]
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- Okay, that's enough, weirdo.
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- [chuckling]
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