Original subtitles

- Are you ready, kids?

all: Aye, aye, Captain!

- I can't hear you.

all: Aye, aye, Captain!

- ♪ Ohh... ♪

♪ Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ♪

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

- ♪ Absorbent and yellow and porous is he ♪

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

- ♪ If nautical nonsense be something you wish ♪

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

- ♪ Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish ♪

all: SpongeBob SquarePants! - Ready?

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

- SpongeBob

SquarePants!

[laughing]

♪ ♪

[peaceful music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ La-la-la-la-la- la-la-la-la ♪

♪ La-la-la-la-la-la ♪

♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪

♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪

♪ La-la-la-la--♪

all: Ahh!

- ♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪

♪ La-la, la-la-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la ♪

♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪

- You know that child we were planning on having?

both: Let's forget it.

- ♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-laaa ♪

- Ah! SpongeBob, I could hear you caterwauling a mile away.

- Aw, thanks, and thanks for watching

my Sea Chimps while I'm at work.

- They're already in an aquarium.

Why don't you just leave 'em at home?

- Hm.

I think Gary might be trying to eat them.

I found saliva on the glass.

- So what do I need to do for them?

- Nothing! They'll take care of themselves.

Oh? Hm! Well, I got to go.

Here's my breeze. Whoa-ow-ow-ow!

- When will you ever learn that a tiny pipsqueak like you

will never, ever, take over anything.

What do you call this gizmo you made anyway?

[mechanical rattling]

- [coughing]

The Takeover-er-er.

- [laughing] That's just stupid.

[whooshing]

- Morning. - Morning...

- And don't forget your Rube Goldfish device!

[whirling] There we go.

- Ah!

Ahhh!

[crashing]

[pained grunting]

[sighing]

[cracking]

Honey, I'm home.

What's this stupid thing?

- Those are SpongeBob's Sea Chimps.

You don't need to bother with them.

I'm going back to my shows now.

- Uh! - Oh!

- Uh! - Ah!

- Oh! Ah.

- Hmm. Huh?

Sea Chimps, huh?

all: ♪ La-la-la-la- la-la-la-la-la-la ♪

♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la ♪

- Wait a minute.

Maybe I've been going about this

world conquest thing all wrong.

Maybe I should start small and work my way up!

[maniacal laughter]

This shrink belt will allow me

to walk among those little monkeys.

Alley-oop!

[laughing]

Ah!

[whimpering]

Too small, too small!

Huh? [mumbling]

Hey, why are you idiots so short?

You afraid of me?

You gonna cry?

- [sobbing]

[all screaming]

Listen here, you pint sized twerps.

I'm taking over your monkey town, see?

[nervous murmuring]

Do you little cretins have a king or a queen or something?

- Um, I am the king.

- Yeah? Well now I'm the king!

- Wow, thank you, sir! I mean, sire.

I'm not the king! I'm not the king!

I'm not the king! I'm not the king-ing-ing!

- Why was that so easy?

It's so easy because I'm so big and smart!

That's why!

Ah!

Well, what are you all waiting for?

Follow your leader! Fall!

[all whimper]

[trumpeting]

That's right, bring me all your valuables.

What are those? Dentures? Hand them over.

That's more like it.

I want to be the only one in town with stuff!

Ah!

all: Ah!

- I'm tired of walking. Carry me!

- Ah! - Father!

- [laughing] Right in the head! You guys are idiots.

I'm the smart one. I've got the best ideas.

Hey, you! Here's a grape-flavored idea!

Hi-yah!

- Oh! - Ah!

- [whimpering] Ah!

- Okay, that's enough. I'm bored.

[engine revving]

Yeah!

I rule you, I rule you, I rule you.

I rule you, you, you, and you--Ah!

Ahh! Ow!

Ta-da!

Piggyback for the king!

Let's see how fast this old lady can go.

Hi-yah!

- [yowling]

- Yee-ha!

Today, Sea Chimps, tomorrow, the world!

I rule you, I rule you, and I rule...you...

[groans]

[screeching]

[groaning]

Hey, what is this?

Where am I?

Okay, ha-ha.

Very humorous.

Having a bit of fun

with the king, [chuckles] I get it.

I think my armpits are dry now. You can cut me down.

[laughing awkwardly]

I demand you obey your king!

Let's go! Come on you little bozos!

Get me down!

Guys? My people? Loyal subjects?

[gulping] Buddies?

- Oh! Hello! Remember me?

You took my crown and became the new king?

I just wanted to say thanks again.

Oh, and, uh, have a nice sacrifice!

- Sacrifice?

[all chanting "Tongue"]

- Tongue? That's a weird request.

But as king I'll be benevolent.

Gah! What in Neptune's naval...?

[all chanting "Tongue"]

Hey! Whoa!

Yuck! Time to un-shrink!

Can't...reach...I take it back. I don't want to be king!

- Uh-uh-uh. No takee-backsees.

all: Aww. - What do you mean, "aww"?

Don't aww!

- Ow! That hurt.

[laughing] Now that snack's got a bite.

[all screaming]

- [wailing]

- Oh, don't worry, sire!

I will cut you loose from the sacrifice.

[chomping]

- Hey, stop! Nice old Chimp king.

Don't do that!

Ahh!

[Sea Chimps screaming]

- [gulping]

- How did you get over there?

[snapping] Ahh!

- Hey, you're welcome!

- Hey, dumbbell.

Take this end of the belt and wrap it around

all the other falling numbskulls

and bring it back to me!

It stretches. Go!

[all screaming]

You morons should cushion my fall nicely.

[all screaming] [Patrick gulping]

- [humming] [screaming]

Oh, Oh-oh! Patrick!

It was you trying to eat my Sea Chimps the whole time.

- [scoffing]

I can't believe you'd accuse me of--of--such a delicious thing.

[belches]

[rumbling]

- I hear 'em in there.

- Hey, King, what's this dialy-doodle-mojig

on your belt do? - No, don't touch that!

- Whoa-oh-oh-oh!

I take it back. They weren't that delicious.

- Whoa! Hey guys, come on out. There's more room out here.

[all screeching excitedly]

- Uhh.

- Partially digested antennae.

- Welcome, Sea Chimps. I'm SpongeBob, your owner.

- Forget it, man. We're through with owners,

and kings, and aquariums.

Whoa! Now that looks like a swell place to live.

[all screeching]

- Ah! Plankton! Abandon bucket!

- Well, that's a write off.

[winding]

[Sea Chimps "Whoa!"]

- Bye, Sea Chimps! Have a good flight!

That was so nice of you to help relocate

the Sea Chimps, Plankton. You rule!

- Not today, SpongeBob. Not today.

But...someday!

[maniacal laughing]

Oh! - [gulping, belching]

[ukulele music]

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