Original subtitles

- Are you ready, kids?

all: Aye, aye, Captain!

- I can't hear you.

all: Aye, aye, Captain!

- ♪ Ohh... ♪

♪ Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ♪

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

- ♪ Absorbent and yellow and porous is he ♪

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

- ♪ If nautical nonsense be something you wish ♪

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

- ♪ Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish ♪

all: SpongeBob SquarePants! - Ready?

all: SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

- SpongeBob

SquarePants!

[laughing]

♪ ♪

[waves crashing]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- [cackling]

Yes! My plan is working.

Now everyone in town will know what a jerk Krabs is.

Yeah!

[indistinct chattering]

Huh? - Hey, you!

You're under arrest.

- Arrest? For what?

I didn't even steal anything this time.

- Vandalism's a crime too.

You've been caught red-handed, Plankton.

- Eh, should've used the green paint.

- I usually laugh all the way to the bank.

But for you Plankton,

I'll laugh all the way to the clink!

[cackling]

[cackling continues]

- Oh no, the prison is full!

Looks like we'll just have to set you free.

- What, free? But he's a criminal.

- Well, you know what they say.

Don't stop the crime if you can't enforce the time.

- Eat it, Krabs! I'm off to re-offend.

- It's a shame that there's no other place in Bikini Bottom

to hold our extra criminals.

'Cause we'd give that place a lot of money.

- [giggling]

You got yourself a deal.

We can lock him up at my place, The Krusty Krab.

- Well then, this is for the prisoner.

- [groaning]

- And here's your cash.

- Whoa. [giggling]

Thank you, Madame Officer.

- [wailing]

- Oh, stupid barnacles, tartar sauce, fish paste--

- [wailing]

- [yelling]

[crash]

- [cackling]

Enjoy your ride, Plankton?

- Ow. - Oh, sorry, Mr. Squidward.

Didn't see you there.

- Oh what's Plankton doing here, Mr. Krabs?

I thought he was going to prison.

- He is.

The Krusty Krab is a prison now.

[laughs]

- Oh, hooray! Prison!

- [inhales weakly]

Oh, big deal. I've been a prisoner here for years.

- Hardy-har, Mr. Squidward.

You boys get back to work!

I'll be guarding Plankton in me office.

Into your cell, you miscreant!

- All right, I'm out of here.

Uh, pardon me, warden, sir,

but is that a pretty penny on the floor?

- Where? It's mine.

It's mine. I saw it first!

- The perfect escape.

[metal clanks]

[screams]

- Oh, no you don't.

[inhales] [blowing]

Trying to escape is bad enough.

But lying about a penny?

You're going in

the hole.

Need one of your holes, boy-o.

- You got it, Warden Krabs.

- Hey, let's not do anything we can't--

[screams]

- And don't let him go nowhere.

- Aye aye, sir!

- All right, who turned off the lights?

[groaning]

- Sorry, sir. Plankton tickles inside of me.

- That ought to learn him.

- Morning, Warden.

- Oh, me favorite paying police lady.

Here to give me more money?

- Yup, more money for more prisoners.

- More prisoners?

- Aye, the Krusty Krab. I used to eat here.

- What a coincidence. I used to rob here.

- [grumbling]

- So what do you say, Mr. Krabs?

- I say lock 'em up!

Spongebob!

Try to prison-up the place for our new guests.

I gotta go incarcerate all this cash.

- I'll do my best, Warden Krabs, sir.

[vocalizing]

- [whistles]

Nice work, boy-o. Very prison-y.

- Hey, uh, what's with all the caged men in here?

They're making me a little nervous.

- Ooh, um, well, we're a prison-themed restaurant now.

Do your time with our new prison patty.

It's served in a solitary confinement box,

has its own prisoner number,

and even comes with toy shackles!

- Wow!

- Looks delicious.

- That's right.

At the Krusty Krab,

you can lock up your hunger

and throw away the keys!

[happy chattering] Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.

Ooh, crisis averted.

Okay, time to let Plankton out of the hole.

Open her up, boy-o.

- [grunting]

- Hmm.

- [jibbering]

- Pull yourself together, prisoner.

I got a new cell for you.

- The formula. It's so close.

I can almost touch it.

No, no, no, no!

- Good times. Good times.

[funky suspense music]

- Okay, mail call, boys. Let's see, who do we have?

Toothy.

Four Eyes.

Lefty.

Fats.

Fingers. Einstein.

Stretch, Chuckles, Bingo, Blammy, Wheels, Boogie, Red,

Trip, Winks, Skeeter, Stinky.

all: Thanks, Spongebob.

- No problem, guys.

- [groaning]

[groaning]

[wailing]

[grunting]

- Oh, morning, officer.

- I'm here to oversee Plankton's release.

His sentence is up. - What?

But I have so many more punishments for him.

- [laughing]

Enjoy your Plankton-free prison, Eugene.

I hope it's worth what you're paying for it.

[cackling]

- Hmm? Paying for it?

Wonder what he means by that.

Huh?

[elegant music]

- [yawns]

[snoring]

- [wails]

- [laughing softly]

- More marshmallows for your hot cocoa, Wobbles?

[cash register dings]

- Spongebob, what are you doing?

- Do you have any idea how much it costs

to make a prison humane?

These down comforters, they're two-ply.

- [shuddering]

- This ain't no luxury hotel.

These televisions ain't free!

And neither are these massage chairs.

- [crying]

- And this, your most expensive mistake of all!

From now on, no more patties for prisoners.

[prisoners clamoring]

- Cruel and unusual punishment!

- And no more tomatoes either!

[indistinct shouting]

- Come on, let's find another prison to eat at.

- What a rip-off! - Come on.

- No, no! Come back! Come back!

I can't afford to lose me paying customers.

Oh, I'm ruined!

[sobbing]

All right, that's it.

[happy chattering]

No more prison. Everyone out.

Don't care where you go, but you can't stay here.

Oh, finally.

The Krusty Krab is back to being a regular old

money-making restaurant.

Problem solved.

I said problem solved!

- Later that night.

- [snoring]

[startles] [screams]

[all giggling]

[light clicks] - Oh, it's just my prison pals.

What are you guys doing here?

- We want to go back to the Krusty Krab.

We were having fun in there with you.

See?

[prisoners exclaiming]

- Aww.

Okay, I'm in.

Time for a jail-break-in.

- The next day.

- [whistling]

all: Morning, Warden Krabs.

- Morning, prisoners.

[laughter]

Spongebob!

What is going on here?

I set all these criminals free last night.

What are they doing back in their cells?

- Uh, Mr. Krabs, now's probably not the best time to--

- You know it's a crime to release prisoners early,

don't ya?

You're going to prison,

criminal.

- What?

Oh, well, that's not so bad.

Pencil me in for a 3:30 massage, Spongebob.

- Oh, you're not staying here.

The Krusty Krab is full.

We got a new prison just for you.

- Oh, no. Let me guess.

[groaning]

- Mealtime, prisoner!

[cackling]

- [crying]

- Right in the mouth.