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- Are you ready, kids?
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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- I can't hear you.
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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- ♪ Ohh... ♪
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
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all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- SpongeBob
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SquarePants!
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[laughing]
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♪ ♪
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[waves crashing]
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[goofy music]
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♪ ♪
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[upbeat music]
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- Attention, shoppers:
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We've got a SpongeBob
on Aisle 6.
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[all screaming, shouting]
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[both screaming]
- Make a sharp left!
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[both babbling]
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[both screaming]
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[both grunt]
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- We're here!
- [straining]
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I still don't understand
why you had me wear
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a blindfold.
- Oh, um, I didn't want you
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to get anything
in your eyes.
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See?
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♪ ♪
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[babbling]
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- [exclaims, laughs]
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[impish music]
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- Okay, thanks, buddy.
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I'm going
to my club meeting now.
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- What's your club, hmm?
[giggles]
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- Uh, it's the
Empty Head Society.
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Eh, it's a place
where guys like me
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can give their
"powerful intellects"
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a much-needed rest.
- Whoa!
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I'd love to rest my intellect.
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Can I join?
- Sure!
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Anyone can join.
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It's exclusive.
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- [giggles]
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[straining]
- Oh, that's not how
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you open it.
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You have to step on
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the automatic doormat.
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- Hmm.
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- Ding!
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♪ ♪
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[goofy exclamation]
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- Oh!
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[all babbling]
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[goofy music]
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- [goofy laughter]
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- Wow.
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They do seem
blissfully brainless.
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[exclaiming]
- Oh, oh, hold it!
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You have to check
your smart thingy
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at the door.
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♪ ♪
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- [clucking]
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[babbling]
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- Ah!
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[straining]
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[goofy babbling]
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- [humming]
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- Ugh.
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[both babbling]
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- Hello, numbskull.
- Hiya, dodo!
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- Shall we do
the Empty Head handshake?
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- Okay!
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♪ ♪
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[both babbling]
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♪ ♪
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- [screaming]
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- [screams]
What was that?
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- The signal
for the meeting to start.
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Come on.
[all chattering]
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[both babbling]
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- [grunts]
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[all babbling]
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- [hollering]
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[both grunt]
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[all grunt]
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- [grunting]
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[triumphant fanfare]
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- [grunts]
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[microphone feedback]
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Good, I see everyone's
in their assigned places.
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The Secretary
will now read the minutes.
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- These are the minutes.
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One minute, twelve minutes,
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wait a minute,
give me a minute.
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- Hike!
[grunts]
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Are there any new initiates
here tonight?
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- [whispering]
SpongeBob, go up.
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You always wanted
to join the club.
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- [yelps]
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[babbles, laughs]
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- Hmm, are you sure
you're, uh, brainless enough?
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- Hmm.
[shouts]
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- Perfect!
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You've earned your first badge.
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- [laughs weakly]
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- It's time to pass the jar.
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- Hmm?
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- [babbling]
Mm!
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- [gargling]
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- [retches]
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[crowd groans]
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- Hmm?
Uh...
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all: Drink! Drink! Drink!
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- [groans]
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[whining]
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all: Drink! Drink! Drink!
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[gagging]
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[belches]
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[all groan]
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- Ugh!
- What?
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You said drink!
- Ahem.
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Lemonade?
- Huh?
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- We just save and date
the drool.
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But that was so dopey
you earned another badge!
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[grunts]
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There!
- Ah!
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- It's now time for us
to go out in the community
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and help the citizens...
- Ow!
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- Of Bikini Bottom
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by doing our civic duty.
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Whatever that means.
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- Uh, we're gonna do
some civic duty?
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- We call it the "Nitwitting."
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all: ♪ We're all unfit ♪
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♪ We must admit ♪
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♪ We're dumb
as a box of rocks ♪
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♪ But time permitting
we'll be nitwitting ♪
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♪ Has anyone seen our socks? ♪
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- To the mini boats!
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both: To the mini boats!
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[Richard Wagner's
"Ride of the Valkyries plays"]
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[all babbling]
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- Patrick, why are we
doing this, again?
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- I have no idea.
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[horn tooting]
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♪ ♪
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[all babbling]
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[both gasp, scream]
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- [shrieks]
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[cart neighs]
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- [yelps]
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[all babbling]
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[cheerful tropical music]
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- Hey, mister.
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You dropped your ball.
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- [grunts]
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[overlapping shouting]
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- [screaming]
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♪ ♪
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- Keep running.
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I'll pace you.
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- [babbling]
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[screams]
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- These lights could use
a smile.
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[crashing]
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[all shouting]
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♪ ♪
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- [shouting]
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- I have a feeling
you guys are a little confused
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about what civic duty is.
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- [babbling]
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Uh, I don't think so!
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"Civic duty is using
your patootie."
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[laughs, grunts]
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No confusion there!
[grunts]
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[tires squeal]
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[exasperated music]
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♪ ♪
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Why would people throw
their stinky garbage
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in these beautiful cans?
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- Hmm?
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Maybe their pockets
were already full.
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- [babbling]
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"Pockets full"?
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I can clearly see you're not
as brainless as us.
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- Aww...
- I can't see anything!
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[sighs]
Oh well.
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I guess I'm just not
Empty Head material.
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Well, bye, buddy.
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- My name's "Buddy" now?
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[lighthearted music]
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both chanting: Buddy! Buddy!
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Buddy!
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- [grunts]
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Well, that's funny.
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I seem to be lost.
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Oh, I'll figure it out.
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I still got some life
in the ol' brain stem.
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[electrical zapping]
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♪ ♪
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[babbling]
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What's a brain stem?
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I know!
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I'll just walk backwards,
and that should get me back
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to the beginning of the day.
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[speaking backwards]
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[grunts]
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I'm even more lost-er
than I was before-er.
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[gasps]
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Oh, I will direct asking--
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[grunts]
Ask directions.
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[seal barks]
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♪ ♪
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Excuse me, large lady.
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I'm a widdle girl
who's misplaced herself.
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Can you help find me?
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[lisping]
I'm pretty.
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- Weirdo!
- Ow!
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- [screaming]
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- Well, that didn't
come out right.
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[whines]
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[whines]
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[downtrodden music]
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[groaning]
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♪ ♪
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[babbling]
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Oh, I've forgotten how to sit.
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- [chuckles]
Obviously not
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the sharpest tool in the--
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the tool thing.
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[chuckling]
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- [growls]
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[sighs]
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[gasps]
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Ooh.
- Oh, there you are!
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You forgot
your thinking thingy.
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I wasn't sure which one
was yours, buddy.
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- Uh, now my name's "Buddy"?
- No, duh.
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That's my name!
- [groans]
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- I think.
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- [grunts]
No, not mine.
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00:09:30,586 --> 00:09:32,344
Wrong brain.
252
00:09:32,413 --> 00:09:33,931
[babbles]
Oh, bad brain.
253
00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,862
Oh, I guess I'll take
this stupid one.
254
00:09:36,931 --> 00:09:39,241
[babbles]
255
00:09:39,310 --> 00:09:41,206
- Hmm.
256
00:09:41,275 --> 00:09:42,620
Hmm...
257
00:09:42,689 --> 00:09:45,413
[growling]
- [babbling]
258
00:09:45,482 --> 00:09:47,344
- Try saying "I'm ready."
259
00:09:47,413 --> 00:09:49,172
- Slime heady!
260
00:09:49,241 --> 00:09:51,965
Uh, dime Betty!
261
00:09:52,034 --> 00:09:55,172
- [growling]
- [babbling]
262
00:09:55,241 --> 00:09:57,310
[grunts]
Spaghetti!
263
00:09:57,379 --> 00:09:58,689
I'm sweaty!
264
00:09:58,758 --> 00:10:00,620
I'm all wetty!
265
00:10:00,689 --> 00:10:04,103
♪ ♪
266
00:10:04,172 --> 00:10:07,034
[both babbling]
267
00:10:07,103 --> 00:10:08,172
- I'm ready.
268
00:10:08,241 --> 00:10:10,241
[gasps]
I'm ready!
269
00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:12,172
I'm ready!
270
00:10:12,241 --> 00:10:13,551
High-five!
- Yeah!
271
00:10:13,620 --> 00:10:15,793
- [babbles, laughs]
272
00:10:15,862 --> 00:10:18,241
Patrick, I know you
and the Empty Head Society
273
00:10:18,310 --> 00:10:20,689
mean well, but man,
we sure messed up a lot
274
00:10:20,758 --> 00:10:22,137
of things in town today.
275
00:10:22,206 --> 00:10:24,620
So I'm gonna reverse
all the damage that we did
276
00:10:24,689 --> 00:10:26,620
during the Nitwitting!
277
00:10:26,689 --> 00:10:28,413
- Hey, you'd better hurry
278
00:10:28,482 --> 00:10:30,413
because you're getting smaller!
279
00:10:30,482 --> 00:10:32,034
What a guy.
280
00:10:32,103 --> 00:10:33,931
Hmm?
281
00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,482
[babbling]
282
00:10:35,551 --> 00:10:38,827
Nothing like a good sit
in a chair.
283
00:10:38,896 --> 00:10:40,034
Ah.
284
00:10:40,103 --> 00:10:42,000
- [humming]
285
00:10:42,068 --> 00:10:43,655
Oh, that's weird.
286
00:10:43,724 --> 00:10:45,103
[impish music]
287
00:10:45,172 --> 00:10:47,827
Everything's already back
to normal.
288
00:10:47,896 --> 00:10:50,310
What?
289
00:10:50,379 --> 00:10:51,482
Hmm.
290
00:10:51,551 --> 00:10:54,137
[babbling]
291
00:10:54,206 --> 00:10:55,344
Oh.
292
00:10:55,413 --> 00:10:57,172
Hmm.
Well, it's still a mess
293
00:10:57,241 --> 00:10:58,620
over here.
294
00:10:58,689 --> 00:11:00,379
♪ ♪
295
00:11:00,448 --> 00:11:02,344
[gasps]
Sandy?
296
00:11:02,413 --> 00:11:05,724
You cleaned everything up?
- Of course, SpongeBob.
297
00:11:05,793 --> 00:11:08,172
I belong to a club
called FEHMA.
298
00:11:08,241 --> 00:11:11,689
That stands for "Fix
the Empty Head's Mess Again."
299
00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:13,793
Our civic duty is repairing
the mayhem
300
00:11:13,862 --> 00:11:16,931
that the Empty Heads cause
every month.
301
00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,827
You got some gunk on your tie.
- Yeah, they're badges.
302
00:11:19,896 --> 00:11:22,103
[munching]
- Hey, SpongeBob.
303
00:11:22,172 --> 00:11:24,413
How would you like
to join FEHMA?
304
00:11:24,482 --> 00:11:26,000
- No thanks.
305
00:11:26,068 --> 00:11:28,275
After giving my brain
a vacation, I need a rest.
306
00:11:28,344 --> 00:11:30,448
both: Huh?
- Uh-oh!
307
00:11:30,517 --> 00:11:32,310
Speaking of "brain vacation."
308
00:11:32,379 --> 00:11:34,241
[yelps]
309
00:11:34,310 --> 00:11:37,103
[all babbling]
310
00:11:37,172 --> 00:11:38,379
[horn tooting]
311
00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:39,758
all: ♪ We must admit ♪
312
00:11:39,827 --> 00:11:41,758
♪ We're dumb as a box
of rocks ♪
313
00:11:41,827 --> 00:11:43,448
♪ But time permitting ♪
314
00:11:43,517 --> 00:11:46,103
♪ We'll be nitwitting ♪
315
00:11:46,172 --> 00:11:49,586
- ♪ Has anyone seen my socks? ♪
[grunts]
316
00:11:49,610 --> 00:11:56,645
♪ ♪
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