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Are you ready, kids?
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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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I can't hear you.
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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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♪ Ohh... ♪
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
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- all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob
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SquarePants!
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[laughing]
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♪ ♪
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[waves crashing]
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{\an8}[light music]
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{\an8}♪ ♪
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{\an8}[bubbles popping]
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{\an8}News flash!
A severe rip current
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{\an8}may soon touch down
in Bikini Bottom.
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{\an8}Residents are warned
to bar all windows
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{\an8}and stay indoors.
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{\an8}[hammering]
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{\an8}[cow moos]
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{\an8}Save yourselves!
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{\an8}Ahh, rip current,
schmip current.
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{\an8}'Tain't nothing.
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Gee, Mr. Krabs,
do you think the rip current
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will hit the Krusty Krab?
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Ahh!
[imitates explosion, splashing]
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[screaming,
explosion noises]
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Uh, shouldn't we
clear the docks?
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Or batten down the patches?
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Or whatever people say?
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Calm your waters!
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Me sailor's knee
says we're not in danger, see?
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[whistling, ticking]
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Now, get back to work!
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Excuse me, are we in
any kind of peril?
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I think we should
all go home.
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As soon as you buy some
Patties to go, you can go.
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I'll have three
Krabby Patties.
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[rumbling]
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On second thought,
cancel that order!
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No takey-backsees!
Three Krabby Patties.
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[buzzing]
[gasps]
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Me money detector!
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Where do you think
you're going?
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Get back in there
and spend the rest
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- of your money!
- But I needed it for rent.
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Listen up, everybody!
New store policy:
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all money
brought into this store
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must be spent here.
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Tyrant!
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Oh! Tyrant am I?
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All right,
I'm a tyrant!
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The worst in all
the seven seas.
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What of it?
[growls]
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Gee, why's Mr. Krabs
so crabby today?
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Probably because
it's payday.
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Payday's been canceled!
[feedback squeals]
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Now hear this!
I'm the captain of this ship!
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Captain Krabs!
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And I say no rip current
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will ever harm
the Krusty Krab!
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[dramatic music]
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[crashing]
[chains rattle]
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[screaming]
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[all screaming]
[crashing]
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[yelling]
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[grunting]
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[wood creaks]
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[thud]
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[crashing]
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[pained groan]
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[duck quacks]
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Darn arthritis.
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[creaking]
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[chains rattle]
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[yelling]
[grunting]
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[all screaming,
whimpering]
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[growls]
Hm.
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[thrilling music]
[key jangles]
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Yah.
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♪ ♪
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Yah!
Wah!
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♪ ♪
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[straining effort]
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- [popping]
- Ah!
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Squidward,
while I steer,
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you tell everyone
we're safe.
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It's all right now, everybody.
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Everything's under control now
and whatever.
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[all whimpering]
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Three cheers
for Squidward!
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The guy who saved
our lives.
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Let's make him
our new captain.
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Hip, hip...
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all: Hooray for
Captain Squidward!
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Congratulations,
Squidward.
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Oh, I mean
Captain Squidward.
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What's the meaning
of this?
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What should we do with this
tyrant, Captain Squidward?
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Captain Squidward?
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Let's flog him!
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all: Yeah!
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Let's tie him
to the mast!
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all: Yeah!
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Let's put
the past behind us
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and start all over!
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all: No!
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This is mutiny!
Listen here, Squidward.
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Fun is fun,
but get me out of here!
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Sorry, I don't think
that's a captain's job.
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- You're on your own.
- Hey, everybody,
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can we take a time-out?
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This is Mr. Krabs
we're talking about.
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The worst tyrant
in the seven seas.
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You're not helping, boy.
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You remember Mr. Krabs.
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He's the man
who brought you
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the Krabby Patty!
[bell dings]
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[all agreeing]
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And he's the man who brought
you the double Krabby Patty.
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And the Krabby Patty
with Cheese.
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- [yells]
- And the Bratty Patty
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- for kids.
- Um, little help here.
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He also created
the Chatty Patty for teens.
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And who can forget
the Hatty Patty,
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the patty you wear
as a hat?
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I wear it
because I'm bald.
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Well, I guess any man
who invented
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the Hatty Patty
can't be all bad.
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Okay, let's get him out.
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Whoa!
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Man overboard!
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[yells]
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No!
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Mr. Krabs!
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Well, I guess that solves
that problem.
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["Taps" playing]
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[bites, chews,
swallows]
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I know you'll come back
to us, Mr. Krabs!
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Until then...
[slurps]
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I'll leave a dollar
in the window for you.
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Hey! It's Captain Squidward's
fault that we lost the man
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who invented
the Hatty Patty.
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Yeah, we're fickle,
and we say
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you're the tyrant now!
all: Yeah!
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Uhh, don't be hasty.
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Remember, I'm--
I'm still the captain.
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The Hatty Patty
was my idea!
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But we're still stuck
in this rip current!
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We'll never get out!
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Oh...
[stammers]
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Ooh!
[flapping sound, struggles]
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Oh, barnacles!
It--ow--oh, oh!
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[metal clanging]
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[all yelling]
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[grunting, crashing]
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[straining]
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[screams]
[popping]
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[all yelling]
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[crashing]
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Uh, We're alive!
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Captain Squidward
steered us
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out of the rip current!
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How 'bout a cheer
for Captain Squidward?
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[all cheer]
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Thank you, thank you.
Just doing my job as captain,
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protecting my crew.
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Whoa, where are we?
[all exclaim]
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Oh, look at that.
That's amazing.
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This neighborhood's crazy.
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I wonder if there are
any good places to eat.
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You think
maybe they've got
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a Krusty Krab
around here?
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Hey, good idea.
I could go
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- for a Krabby Patty.
- I'm calling
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the local Krusty Krab
right now.
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[dial tone, dialing]
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- [phone rings]
- Hello, Krusty Krab.
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Yes, I'd like to
place an order.
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Oh!
[slamming]
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[phone rings]
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[roaring, crashing]
[all scream]
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Monster! Monster!
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[roars]
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- Captain!
- You gotta save us.
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[squishing]
[groans]
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Ahh!
Captain Squidward!
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Um, I know where he is.
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[panting]
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[straining]
Ooh!
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- [thud, grunts]
- Uh, Captain,
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sorry to interrupt,
but the crew needs you
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- to protect them.
- Are you crazy?
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I can't fight a monster!
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Oh, I'm afraid
the crew insists, sir.
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[all growling]
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[gulps]
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I don't wanna
be captain!
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I don't wanna be captain!
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[all yelling]
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all: [straining effort]
Yah!
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- [screams]
- [munches]
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Well, that was anticlimactic.
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Maybe he'll make
the monster sick.
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Okay, who had their money on
Captain Squidward?
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Pay up.
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Well, somebody has to
step up, fight that monster,
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and become captain.
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And that somebody is me!
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[straining]
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[popping]
[breathing heavily]
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[breathes, sniffs]
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[gags]
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[gulps, gargles]
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[swallows, coughs]
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Hi-ya!
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Huh.
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Hi.
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Huh?
Boink.
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Oh, what was I doing now?
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[screaming]
[all gasping]
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[crashing, grunting]
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- Hm.
- Mr. Krabs!
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00:08:22,706 --> 00:08:23,748
You're alive!
235
00:08:23,831 --> 00:08:25,373
Oh, welcome back, Captain!
236
00:08:25,456 --> 00:08:27,289
Haven't you
forgotten something?
237
00:08:27,373 --> 00:08:29,623
I am not captain anymore.
238
00:08:29,706 --> 00:08:31,123
Squidward is.
239
00:08:31,206 --> 00:08:32,498
Uh-uh.
The monster ate him.
240
00:08:32,581 --> 00:08:34,914
We need a captain,
and that's you!
241
00:08:34,998 --> 00:08:36,081
Isn't that right?
242
00:08:36,164 --> 00:08:38,539
[all agreeing]
243
00:08:38,623 --> 00:08:40,206
Why would I want
to be captain
244
00:08:40,289 --> 00:08:42,623
to such a sorry bunch
of lubbers?
245
00:08:42,706 --> 00:08:44,789
I'm through.
[roaring, glass shatters]
246
00:08:44,873 --> 00:08:46,914
And that's coming out
of your pay!
247
00:08:46,998 --> 00:08:48,331
{\an8}Mr. Krabs,
this job calls for
248
00:08:48,414 --> 00:08:50,289
{\an8}a dictator like you!
249
00:08:50,373 --> 00:08:51,664
Hm.
[roaring, glass shatters]
250
00:08:51,748 --> 00:08:53,498
Do something,
Mr. Krabs!
251
00:08:53,581 --> 00:08:56,164
Beg me.
[all begging]
252
00:08:56,248 --> 00:08:57,414
We're begging.
Please!
253
00:08:57,498 --> 00:09:00,289
[growling, slurping]
254
00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:04,373
Not buying it.
[all begging]
255
00:09:04,456 --> 00:09:05,914
[shimmering tone]
256
00:09:07,039 --> 00:09:08,706
Got it!
257
00:09:08,789 --> 00:09:10,789
Do you know
what this is, Mr. Krabs?
258
00:09:10,873 --> 00:09:12,748
- I don't care.
- It's the first dime
259
00:09:12,831 --> 00:09:14,664
you ever earned,
and I'm going to tear it up
260
00:09:14,748 --> 00:09:15,956
if you don't go back
to being
261
00:09:16,039 --> 00:09:17,123
the meanie we need.
262
00:09:17,206 --> 00:09:19,789
I said I don't care.
263
00:09:19,873 --> 00:09:21,706
Okay, here goes.
264
00:09:21,789 --> 00:09:23,289
[straining effort]
265
00:09:23,373 --> 00:09:24,956
Ah.
Ahh, wah!
266
00:09:25,039 --> 00:09:26,498
[metal clangs, shatters]
267
00:09:26,581 --> 00:09:28,956
Ah.
268
00:09:29,039 --> 00:09:31,039
[saw buzzes]
269
00:09:31,123 --> 00:09:32,289
My leg!
270
00:09:32,373 --> 00:09:34,164
Ha, you lose.
271
00:09:34,248 --> 00:09:35,664
Hm.
Oh!
272
00:09:35,748 --> 00:09:37,581
Well then, I'm gonna do
the worst thing
273
00:09:37,664 --> 00:09:39,331
I can do
to your old dime.
274
00:09:39,414 --> 00:09:42,289
Oh, yeah?
What's that?
275
00:09:42,373 --> 00:09:43,998
Spend it.
276
00:09:44,081 --> 00:09:45,956
- [metal clangs]
- Huh?
277
00:09:46,039 --> 00:09:47,414
Hmm.
278
00:09:47,498 --> 00:09:49,831
Oh, no you don't!
Come here!
279
00:09:49,914 --> 00:09:51,164
Gah!
[thud]
280
00:09:51,248 --> 00:09:54,331
All right, everybody!
What am I?
281
00:09:54,414 --> 00:09:56,498
all: Um...
[glass shatters]
282
00:09:56,581 --> 00:10:00,206
Come on.
It starts with a T.
283
00:10:00,289 --> 00:10:01,914
A tree?
284
00:10:01,998 --> 00:10:03,706
A teddy bear?
285
00:10:03,789 --> 00:10:04,789
A tuba?
286
00:10:04,873 --> 00:10:06,789
You're a tyrant?
287
00:10:06,873 --> 00:10:09,081
I can't hear you.
288
00:10:09,164 --> 00:10:12,248
all: A tyrant!
[cheering]
289
00:10:12,331 --> 00:10:14,623
Correct!
All right, I'll save ya.
290
00:10:14,706 --> 00:10:17,373
But you've got to promise
to spend most of your--
291
00:10:17,456 --> 00:10:20,831
all of your money
right here, got it?
292
00:10:20,914 --> 00:10:22,456
[all agreeing]
293
00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:25,081
[roars]
[screaming]
294
00:10:25,164 --> 00:10:27,581
Hold onto me dime,
boy-o.
295
00:10:27,664 --> 00:10:28,623
[growls]
296
00:10:28,706 --> 00:10:29,831
[screams]
297
00:10:29,914 --> 00:10:30,998
[growls]
298
00:10:33,248 --> 00:10:34,789
[screaming stops]
299
00:10:36,289 --> 00:10:37,998
Well, that was anticlimactic.
300
00:10:38,081 --> 00:10:39,164
Again.
301
00:10:39,248 --> 00:10:40,706
- [grumbling]
- Ho!
302
00:10:40,789 --> 00:10:43,664
Ah, ah, ugh, ah!
[punching]
303
00:10:43,748 --> 00:10:44,914
[vomits]
304
00:10:44,998 --> 00:10:46,873
[shivering, whimpering]
305
00:10:46,956 --> 00:10:49,164
Ahh!
[cries]
306
00:10:49,248 --> 00:10:51,123
Oh, ah...
[punching, straining]
307
00:10:51,206 --> 00:10:52,289
Oh!
308
00:10:52,373 --> 00:10:53,873
Whoa!
309
00:10:53,998 --> 00:10:54,956
[upbeat music]
310
00:10:55,039 --> 00:10:56,706
[punching]
311
00:10:56,789 --> 00:10:57,873
Beg to me.
312
00:10:57,956 --> 00:11:00,081
[all exclaiming]
313
00:11:00,164 --> 00:11:02,039
Whoa!
314
00:11:02,123 --> 00:11:04,539
Oh!
315
00:11:04,623 --> 00:11:05,539
- [growls]
- Oh!
316
00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:07,123
Ouch!
Oh!
317
00:11:07,206 --> 00:11:09,039
Wait a minute!
Gimme that!
318
00:11:09,123 --> 00:11:10,789
[bashes]
319
00:11:10,873 --> 00:11:13,039
[smashing]
[yells, growls]
320
00:11:13,123 --> 00:11:16,123
[crashing, squealing]
321
00:11:16,206 --> 00:11:18,081
[all cheer]
322
00:11:18,164 --> 00:11:19,248
[bubbles popping]
323
00:11:19,331 --> 00:11:21,706
Here ya go, Mr. Krabs.
You earned it.
324
00:11:21,789 --> 00:11:24,414
Well, boy-o,
you believed in me,
325
00:11:24,498 --> 00:11:27,914
so today will be
a payday for you.
326
00:11:27,998 --> 00:11:29,331
What about me?
327
00:11:29,414 --> 00:11:31,623
You,
Ex-Captain Squidward,
328
00:11:31,706 --> 00:11:35,456
have gone from pay day
to Mayday!
329
00:11:35,539 --> 00:11:38,248
Mush!
Every last one of ya!
330
00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:41,123
All the way
back to Bikini Bottom!
331
00:11:41,206 --> 00:11:42,873
[laughs]
332
00:11:44,414 --> 00:11:47,331
{\an8}[Hawaiian music]
333
00:11:47,414 --> 00:11:52,623
{\an8}♪ ♪
334
00:11:52,706 --> 00:11:53,956
[bubbles popping]
335
00:11:54,039 --> 00:11:54,998
[carnival music]
336
00:11:55,081 --> 00:11:56,498
[indistinct chatter]
337
00:11:56,581 --> 00:11:58,331
[both munching]
338
00:11:58,414 --> 00:12:00,164
Mm, mm, mm.
339
00:12:00,248 --> 00:12:02,539
Gah, gah, gah.
340
00:12:02,623 --> 00:12:04,373
Mmm! Isn't this
saltwater taffy
341
00:12:04,456 --> 00:12:05,956
just taffilicious?
342
00:12:06,039 --> 00:12:07,998
And stickerific!
343
00:12:08,081 --> 00:12:10,206
[both munching]
344
00:12:10,289 --> 00:12:11,956
[guitar tones]
345
00:12:12,039 --> 00:12:13,373
[laughs]
346
00:12:13,456 --> 00:12:14,831
Blah.
347
00:12:14,914 --> 00:12:15,706
[barking]
348
00:12:15,789 --> 00:12:17,039
[chewing efforts]
349
00:12:17,123 --> 00:12:20,123
Eh, eh.
[hums]
350
00:12:20,206 --> 00:12:21,498
[chewing efforts]
351
00:12:21,581 --> 00:12:22,539
Blah!
352
00:12:22,623 --> 00:12:24,248
Ah!
[bell dings]
353
00:12:24,331 --> 00:12:25,998
[swallows, chews]
354
00:12:26,081 --> 00:12:27,748
[straining, yells]
[alarm blares]
355
00:12:27,831 --> 00:12:29,081
What's the matter,
Patrick?
356
00:12:29,164 --> 00:12:32,873
I have a headache
inside of my tooth.
357
00:12:32,956 --> 00:12:34,539
Maybe you should do
something about that.
358
00:12:34,623 --> 00:12:37,248
Okay, I will.
359
00:12:37,331 --> 00:12:39,748
[snapping,
yelping]
360
00:12:43,123 --> 00:12:44,164
How does that help?
361
00:12:44,248 --> 00:12:45,914
Well, now that
my all-over hurts,
362
00:12:45,998 --> 00:12:48,664
I'm not thinking
about my mouth.
363
00:12:48,748 --> 00:12:50,498
[throbbing]
Ow!
364
00:12:50,581 --> 00:12:53,164
I guess it didn't work.
[yells]
365
00:12:53,248 --> 00:12:54,206
- [snapping]
- Oh! Oh!
366
00:12:54,289 --> 00:12:56,289
- Huh?
- [whimpering]
367
00:12:56,373 --> 00:12:57,831
Whoa! That's it!
368
00:12:57,914 --> 00:13:00,039
I'm taking you
to the dentist, Patrick.
369
00:13:00,123 --> 00:13:03,373
No way!
I've heard horror stories.
370
00:13:03,456 --> 00:13:05,206
Oh, don't worry, Patrick.
371
00:13:05,289 --> 00:13:07,164
Dentists
are our friends.
372
00:13:07,248 --> 00:13:09,123
Huh?
Patrick?
373
00:13:09,206 --> 00:13:10,914
Patrick?
374
00:13:13,956 --> 00:13:16,581
Oh.
375
00:13:16,664 --> 00:13:18,748
[cash register dings]
376
00:13:18,831 --> 00:13:19,956
Yah!
[crashing]
377
00:13:20,039 --> 00:13:22,164
- [giggles]
- And we have a winner.
378
00:13:22,248 --> 00:13:24,664
[excitedly panting]
379
00:13:24,748 --> 00:13:27,039
- Thank you.
- Aw, darn it.
380
00:13:27,123 --> 00:13:30,789
[bubbles popping]
[breathing]
381
00:13:30,873 --> 00:13:33,373
Oh, boy!
Aren't dentists' offices fun?
382
00:13:33,456 --> 00:13:36,539
[gasps] Oh, they've got
colorful, wooden beads on wires!
383
00:13:36,623 --> 00:13:39,456
Mm! Ah.
Whoa! Look at it go!
384
00:13:39,539 --> 00:13:41,998
Slow down, SpongeBob!
385
00:13:42,081 --> 00:13:43,998
This place is scary enough
without you
386
00:13:44,081 --> 00:13:46,581
going crazy
with the beads!
387
00:13:46,664 --> 00:13:49,248
[dramatic music]
[whimpering]
388
00:13:49,331 --> 00:13:50,706
[maniacal laughter]
389
00:13:50,789 --> 00:13:52,664
[whimpers]
390
00:13:52,748 --> 00:13:54,331
[boing]
Oh!
391
00:13:54,414 --> 00:13:56,123
[panting]
Ahh!
392
00:13:56,206 --> 00:13:57,748
[giggles]
393
00:13:57,831 --> 00:13:59,664
And that was The Incidentals,
with a startling number
394
00:13:59,748 --> 00:14:01,164
called
"Dramatic Music Stings."
395
00:14:01,248 --> 00:14:02,956
Comin' up,
here's The Spookers
396
00:14:03,039 --> 00:14:05,081
with a haunting little
tune called "Ominous."
397
00:14:05,164 --> 00:14:06,789
Patrick Star?
398
00:14:06,873 --> 00:14:09,414
We're ready for you now.
399
00:14:09,498 --> 00:14:10,414
[ominous music]
400
00:14:10,498 --> 00:14:12,748
[whines]
401
00:14:12,831 --> 00:14:14,664
- Aw, come on, Patrick!
- No!
402
00:14:14,748 --> 00:14:16,581
The doctor
will fix you right up.
403
00:14:16,664 --> 00:14:17,956
Sit here, please.
404
00:14:18,039 --> 00:14:20,164
Dr. Mundane will be
right with you.
405
00:14:23,956 --> 00:14:26,289
Ahh!
[teeth chattering]
406
00:14:26,373 --> 00:14:29,123
♪ ♪
407
00:14:29,206 --> 00:14:31,831
Agnes, please turn down
that radio.
408
00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:33,206
[music stops]
409
00:14:35,289 --> 00:14:37,414
I'm Dr. Beige Mundane.
410
00:14:37,498 --> 00:14:38,998
You must be Patrick Star.
411
00:14:39,081 --> 00:14:40,831
What seems to be
the problem?
412
00:14:40,914 --> 00:14:42,456
No problem.
I was just leaving.
413
00:14:42,539 --> 00:14:43,706
[grunts]
No, Patrick! Sit!
414
00:14:43,789 --> 00:14:46,123
- [water spraying]
- [blubbering]
415
00:14:46,206 --> 00:14:47,456
Good boy.
416
00:14:47,539 --> 00:14:49,539
Ow!
417
00:14:49,623 --> 00:14:51,623
[laughs]
418
00:14:51,706 --> 00:14:53,664
Let's take a look
in your mouth.
419
00:14:53,748 --> 00:14:55,706
Open wide, please.
420
00:14:55,789 --> 00:14:57,456
[ship horn blares]
421
00:14:57,539 --> 00:14:58,873
Mm-hmm.
I see the problem.
422
00:14:58,956 --> 00:15:00,414
- [struggling]
- Your friend here
423
00:15:00,498 --> 00:15:02,581
still has a baby tooth.
424
00:15:02,664 --> 00:15:05,581
- Ooh, I wanna see!
- [gulps]
425
00:15:05,664 --> 00:15:07,914
[gagging]
[bats chirping]
426
00:15:07,998 --> 00:15:10,789
{\an8}- [snoring]
- Aw!
427
00:15:10,873 --> 00:15:14,123
- Coochie coo!
- [crying]
428
00:15:14,206 --> 00:15:17,539
[grunts]
429
00:15:17,623 --> 00:15:19,331
[laughs]
430
00:15:19,414 --> 00:15:21,706
I still have a baby tooth?
431
00:15:21,789 --> 00:15:23,623
Yes, and the pain
is coming from
432
00:15:23,706 --> 00:15:27,539
your adult tooth trying to push
your baby tooth out of the way.
433
00:15:27,623 --> 00:15:28,706
[straining]
434
00:15:28,789 --> 00:15:30,206
[gasps]
That's not right!
435
00:15:30,289 --> 00:15:32,123
It's the natural way
of things.
436
00:15:32,206 --> 00:15:34,081
If you want the pain
to go away,
437
00:15:34,164 --> 00:15:37,414
then I need to extract
the tooth.
438
00:15:39,914 --> 00:15:42,956
You leave my baby tooth alone,
you monster!
439
00:15:43,039 --> 00:15:45,164
- Zoom!
- Patrick, come back!
440
00:15:45,248 --> 00:15:46,206
Oh!
441
00:15:46,289 --> 00:15:47,706
Oh, oh, eh, eh.
442
00:15:47,789 --> 00:15:48,914
Nobody is going
to tell me
443
00:15:48,998 --> 00:15:51,039
what to do
with my baby tooth.
444
00:15:51,123 --> 00:15:53,581
This tooth is stayin'
in my mouth!
445
00:15:53,664 --> 00:15:55,039
Okay, Patrick,
but that means
446
00:15:55,123 --> 00:15:57,373
your tooth won't be going
to Tooth Island.
447
00:15:57,456 --> 00:16:00,748
- Tooth Island?
- Yeah, Tooth Island!
448
00:16:00,831 --> 00:16:02,914
It's where the Tooth Fairy
takes all the baby teeth
449
00:16:02,998 --> 00:16:04,206
that are left
under pillows.
450
00:16:04,289 --> 00:16:05,956
Tooth island
is a wonderful place,
451
00:16:06,039 --> 00:16:07,456
where teeth can be free.
452
00:16:07,539 --> 00:16:09,873
They can soak in
the Calcium Pools all day
453
00:16:09,956 --> 00:16:12,164
or sleep in the comfort
of the Pink Gum Trees.
454
00:16:12,248 --> 00:16:13,914
They get to swing on
Floss Vines
455
00:16:13,998 --> 00:16:16,539
and never, ever have to
worry about cavities.
456
00:16:16,623 --> 00:16:18,123
[all beckoning]
457
00:16:18,206 --> 00:16:19,706
Of course,
I guess your baby tooth
458
00:16:19,789 --> 00:16:21,498
could be happy
in your mouth,
459
00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:23,664
all alone, by itself.
460
00:16:23,748 --> 00:16:27,081
[wailing]
461
00:16:27,998 --> 00:16:29,664
I don't care, SpongeBob.
462
00:16:29,748 --> 00:16:31,914
I know what's best
for my tooth.
463
00:16:31,998 --> 00:16:34,664
I can make it happy.
464
00:16:34,748 --> 00:16:36,414
[bubbles popping]
465
00:16:36,498 --> 00:16:37,414
[crying]
466
00:16:37,498 --> 00:16:39,498
[moaning]
467
00:16:39,581 --> 00:16:41,998
- Ahh.
- [crying]
468
00:16:42,081 --> 00:16:45,456
♪ Rock-a-bye, baby ♪
469
00:16:45,539 --> 00:16:48,248
♪ On the treetop ♪
470
00:16:48,331 --> 00:16:49,914
[crying continues]
471
00:16:49,998 --> 00:16:52,248
- [keys jingling]
- Ah.
472
00:16:52,331 --> 00:16:55,248
[humming]
473
00:16:55,331 --> 00:16:56,414
[laughs]
474
00:16:56,498 --> 00:16:57,706
[laughs]
Oops.
475
00:16:57,789 --> 00:17:00,498
- [boink]
- [cries]
476
00:17:00,581 --> 00:17:02,081
[bubbles popping]
477
00:17:02,998 --> 00:17:04,414
[bites, chews]
478
00:17:04,498 --> 00:17:06,123
Oh!
479
00:17:06,206 --> 00:17:07,873
Ohh!
480
00:17:07,956 --> 00:17:09,539
[horn blares]
[screams]
481
00:17:09,623 --> 00:17:11,831
[pained grunt]
Ow!
482
00:17:11,914 --> 00:17:13,956
Hmm. My friendship sense
is tingling.
483
00:17:14,039 --> 00:17:16,164
Patrick must be in
trouble!
484
00:17:16,248 --> 00:17:17,956
Oh. Ooh!
485
00:17:18,039 --> 00:17:21,498
- What's the matter, pal?
- Nothing! Just, uh,
486
00:17:21,581 --> 00:17:23,914
practicing being a seal.
[laughs]
487
00:17:23,998 --> 00:17:26,998
[imitates seal barking]
488
00:17:29,373 --> 00:17:31,123
Hm!
489
00:17:31,206 --> 00:17:33,789
[barking]
Ow!
490
00:17:33,873 --> 00:17:35,956
Patrick,
Dr. Mundane always says,
491
00:17:36,039 --> 00:17:38,206
"If you can't bite,
things ain't right."
492
00:17:38,289 --> 00:17:41,831
Okay, SpongeBob.
I guess I have to
493
00:17:41,914 --> 00:17:44,206
get my tooth
to the Tooth Fairy.
494
00:17:44,289 --> 00:17:46,998
Ha, you rube.
There is no such thing
495
00:17:47,081 --> 00:17:49,123
- as the Tooth Fairy.
- Ah!
496
00:17:49,206 --> 00:17:51,498
- Squidward!
- It's all a bunch of
497
00:17:51,581 --> 00:17:52,748
made up baloney.
498
00:17:52,831 --> 00:17:54,248
It is not baloney!
499
00:17:54,331 --> 00:17:57,164
- It is baloney!
- Who's got baloney?
500
00:17:57,248 --> 00:17:59,164
[sighs] There is no
baloney!
501
00:17:59,248 --> 00:18:01,456
Just like there is
no Tooth Fairy.
502
00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:03,789
In fact, if you could
prove there were
503
00:18:03,873 --> 00:18:06,331
a Tooth Fairy,
I would eat, oh,
504
00:18:06,414 --> 00:18:07,581
a bucket of chum!
505
00:18:07,664 --> 00:18:08,998
both: Ew!
506
00:18:09,081 --> 00:18:10,664
Squidward, why would
you want to do that?
507
00:18:10,748 --> 00:18:12,664
I said I would
only if there was
508
00:18:12,748 --> 00:18:15,456
a Tooth Fairy, and since
there isn't a Tooth Fairy,
509
00:18:15,539 --> 00:18:18,956
I will never have to eat
a bucket of chum.
510
00:18:19,039 --> 00:18:20,331
Patrick,
I've been your friend
511
00:18:20,414 --> 00:18:21,373
for a long time.
512
00:18:21,456 --> 00:18:22,831
I would never
lie to you.
513
00:18:22,914 --> 00:18:24,373
You need Dr. Mundane's help
so you can
514
00:18:24,456 --> 00:18:25,956
get your tooth
to the Tooth Fairy.
515
00:18:26,039 --> 00:18:29,581
That's okay, SpongeBob.
I think I can manage.
516
00:18:29,664 --> 00:18:30,748
Hmm, yah!
517
00:18:30,831 --> 00:18:32,206
[humming]
518
00:18:32,289 --> 00:18:35,706
[blender whirrs]
519
00:18:35,789 --> 00:18:37,664
[snorts]
520
00:18:37,748 --> 00:18:39,706
Ahh.
521
00:18:39,789 --> 00:18:41,123
{\an8}- [splat]
- [cries]
522
00:18:41,206 --> 00:18:42,206
Ahh!
[alarm bell ringing]
523
00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:43,414
- [grunts]
- You see, Patrick,
524
00:18:43,498 --> 00:18:45,039
we have got to
get that tooth out.
525
00:18:45,123 --> 00:18:46,831
You'll have to
catch me first!
526
00:18:46,914 --> 00:18:48,498
- Oh!
- Patrick, wait!
527
00:18:48,581 --> 00:18:50,248
Ha ha,
Tooth Fairy.
528
00:18:50,331 --> 00:18:52,539
What a couple
of molar morons.
529
00:18:52,623 --> 00:18:54,039
[crashing]
Ow!
530
00:18:54,123 --> 00:18:57,164
[panting, screaming]
531
00:18:57,248 --> 00:19:01,248
[both growling, howling]
[instrumental country music]
532
00:19:04,373 --> 00:19:06,914
[gasps] The worms.
Oh, oh, no!
533
00:19:06,998 --> 00:19:08,581
[both barking, growling]
534
00:19:08,664 --> 00:19:10,206
[panting]
535
00:19:10,289 --> 00:19:11,373
Oh!
536
00:19:11,456 --> 00:19:13,039
[both growling]
[fence rattles]
537
00:19:13,123 --> 00:19:14,539
[panting]
538
00:19:14,623 --> 00:19:16,164
[both growling]
539
00:19:16,248 --> 00:19:20,039
[blows]
[splashing]
540
00:19:20,123 --> 00:19:21,081
[slurping]
541
00:19:21,164 --> 00:19:24,123
[both barking]
542
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:26,706
[spits]
543
00:19:26,789 --> 00:19:28,498
[screams]
[thud]
544
00:19:28,581 --> 00:19:30,414
[groans]
545
00:19:30,498 --> 00:19:31,914
Not wanted.
546
00:19:31,998 --> 00:19:33,331
That fixes it.
547
00:19:33,414 --> 00:19:34,873
{\an8}- [both barking]
- [whimpers]
548
00:19:34,956 --> 00:19:36,914
[both growling]
549
00:19:36,998 --> 00:19:38,623
Oh.
550
00:19:38,706 --> 00:19:40,581
[whimpering]
551
00:19:40,664 --> 00:19:42,373
[jaws snapping]
552
00:19:42,456 --> 00:19:43,414
Ahh.
553
00:19:43,498 --> 00:19:44,748
[both barking]
554
00:19:44,831 --> 00:19:47,123
Mipsey, Pipsey,
you bad girls!
555
00:19:47,206 --> 00:19:49,831
You get back
on this leash.
556
00:19:49,914 --> 00:19:51,498
[both whining]
557
00:19:51,581 --> 00:19:53,414
Well, you may have
called off your worms,
558
00:19:53,498 --> 00:19:56,289
- but I'm not coming down.
- Patrick, they weren't mine.
559
00:19:56,373 --> 00:19:59,456
- A likely story.
- [sighs]
560
00:19:59,539 --> 00:20:01,498
Patrick, can I show you
something?
561
00:20:01,581 --> 00:20:03,789
[grunting]
562
00:20:03,873 --> 00:20:05,289
- What's that?
- It's a scrapbook
563
00:20:05,373 --> 00:20:06,873
of all my baby teeth.
564
00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:08,123
Heh, that was a good one.
565
00:20:08,206 --> 00:20:09,581
I remember every tooth.
566
00:20:09,664 --> 00:20:11,414
Even though they're no longer
in my mouth,
567
00:20:11,498 --> 00:20:13,998
I still keep the memory
of them in my heart.
568
00:20:14,081 --> 00:20:17,164
[laughs] I thought you kept
them in the scrapbook.
569
00:20:17,248 --> 00:20:19,123
Patrick, don't you think
your baby tooth
570
00:20:19,206 --> 00:20:21,623
wants to see all his old
friends on Tooth Island?
571
00:20:21,706 --> 00:20:23,123
Don't listen to him!
572
00:20:23,206 --> 00:20:26,956
{\an8}I still have all my baby teeth,
and look at me!
573
00:20:27,039 --> 00:20:28,456
Ahh!
[maniacal laughter]
574
00:20:28,539 --> 00:20:29,373
[both exclaim]
575
00:20:29,456 --> 00:20:31,123
Okay, SpongeBob,
we can go.
576
00:20:31,206 --> 00:20:32,789
[bubbles popping]
577
00:20:32,873 --> 00:20:34,623
[mechanical whirring,
squeaking]
578
00:20:34,706 --> 00:20:37,789
I'm ready, Doc.
Do what you have to do.
579
00:20:37,873 --> 00:20:39,456
Ahh.
[yanking]
580
00:20:39,539 --> 00:20:41,456
I'm done.
581
00:20:41,539 --> 00:20:43,789
- That's it?
- That's it.
582
00:20:43,873 --> 00:20:45,123
Aw.
583
00:20:45,206 --> 00:20:47,581
Aw, you're going under
my pillow
584
00:20:47,664 --> 00:20:51,498
so you can go
to Tooth Island, my sweet boy.
585
00:20:51,581 --> 00:20:53,873
[bubbles popping]
586
00:20:53,956 --> 00:20:57,248
[snoring]
587
00:21:00,748 --> 00:21:01,831
[grunts, gasps]
588
00:21:01,914 --> 00:21:04,123
- SpongeBob?
- Ha! I was right!
589
00:21:04,206 --> 00:21:06,539
The Tooth Fairy
isn't real.
590
00:21:06,623 --> 00:21:08,873
Oh, SpongeBob.
591
00:21:08,956 --> 00:21:10,164
Patrick,
you don't understand!
592
00:21:10,248 --> 00:21:12,248
I'm just helping
to get your tooth
593
00:21:12,331 --> 00:21:14,956
- to the Tooth Fairy.
- Oh, that's a good one.
594
00:21:15,039 --> 00:21:17,498
- It's true!
- How can I believe you?
595
00:21:17,581 --> 00:21:22,373
Oh, the lies!
The chicanery! [sobs]
596
00:21:22,456 --> 00:21:24,039
[laughs]
597
00:21:24,123 --> 00:21:26,706
Look at how betrayed
Patrick feels!
598
00:21:26,789 --> 00:21:29,373
Oh, this was totally
worth staying up all night.
599
00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:31,206
You don't believe
there's a Tooth Fairy?
600
00:21:31,289 --> 00:21:34,623
Well, follow me
and I'll show ya.
601
00:21:34,706 --> 00:21:36,873
Behold, "The Tooth Ferry!"
602
00:21:36,956 --> 00:21:38,914
[ship horn blares]
603
00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:40,331
This is where parents
and friends
604
00:21:40,414 --> 00:21:43,081
take teeth so they can be
ferried to Tooth Island.
605
00:21:43,164 --> 00:21:45,748
There really is
a Tooth Ferry!
606
00:21:45,831 --> 00:21:47,539
Of course.
607
00:21:47,623 --> 00:21:49,456
Hm--wha!
608
00:21:49,539 --> 00:21:52,706
All aboard!
609
00:21:52,789 --> 00:21:55,998
[all cheering]
610
00:21:56,081 --> 00:21:57,664
Uh, uh, oh.
611
00:21:57,748 --> 00:21:59,706
Uh-huh, hello!
612
00:21:59,789 --> 00:22:01,623
[restrained crying]
613
00:22:01,706 --> 00:22:06,581
[horn blares]
[all cheering]
614
00:22:06,664 --> 00:22:09,414
[blows nose]
615
00:22:09,498 --> 00:22:11,164
Oh, here.
This is yours.
616
00:22:11,248 --> 00:22:12,748
Could you wait till
I'm asleep
617
00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:15,081
and put it
under my pillow?
618
00:22:15,164 --> 00:22:16,789
Mm, sure Patrick.
Anything for a pal.
619
00:22:16,873 --> 00:22:19,373
- [cash register dings]
- Hey! Where do you think
620
00:22:19,456 --> 00:22:21,331
you're going,
chum chewer?
621
00:22:21,414 --> 00:22:23,456
[groans] Ah!
Hey, come on!
622
00:22:23,539 --> 00:22:25,956
This is just a big
misunderstanding!
623
00:22:26,039 --> 00:22:28,623
Ferry, fairy:
They're two different words
624
00:22:28,706 --> 00:22:30,373
that just happen
to sound alike!
625
00:22:30,456 --> 00:22:32,831
- Open wide, Squidward!
- No.
626
00:22:32,914 --> 00:22:34,998
[teeth screaming]
627
00:22:35,081 --> 00:22:39,164
[panicked yelling]
[horn blares]
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