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Are you ready, kids?
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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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I can't hear you.
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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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♪ Ohh... ♪
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
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- all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob
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SquarePants!
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[laughing]
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♪ ♪
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[waves crashing]
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[Hawaiian music]
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♪ ♪
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I'm ready.
I'm ready.
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Ready to steal the Krabby Patty
secret formula.
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Prepare to initiate plan
number... hmm...
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number--what's the number?
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Oh well, who cares?
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Good question.
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Say wha?
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I said, good luck.
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That formula will be mine.
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Out of my way, pinheads.
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Move it.
Move it. Move it.
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Hey there, Schnozzola.
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I'm about to show you the
advantage of not having a nose.
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Say hello to...
Mr. Stinky!
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[together]
What is that? A kitty cat?
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Oh, it's so cute.
It's adorable.
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That's right, everyone,
gather in real close.
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Time to trigger the stench.
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Yoink.
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[bee buzzing]
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[gasps]
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[farts]
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[together]
Ahh! I'll never breathe again.
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Ahhhhhhh!
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[gasping]
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Ahh!
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Huh?
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No.
No, no, no, no.
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No,
not the patties!
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I'll save you.
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[sniffs]
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[groans]
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What's all the racket out
here?
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[sniffing]
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[together]
Ahhh!
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Get it off!
Get it off of me!
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Mr. Krabs,
are you all right?
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- What happened?
- I don't know.
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Me eyes were burning.
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All I saw was a little eyeball
and a pair of antenna
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and... Plankton!
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He's still in there,
alone, with me secret formula.
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He could be doing
anything with it.
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He could be reading it.
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Gimme yer hand, boy-o.
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I need to borrow this.
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Okay,
I'm going in.
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Good luck, Mr. Krabs.
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Hmm.
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Hmm, mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
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Mm?
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Why, you little--
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I hope you like percussion, Eugene.
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Because these drumsticks really
go bongo.
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[laughs]
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[loud explosion]
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Ahh.
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What?
The old safe-in-a-safe routine?
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Here's another routine:
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you're the
meat in me knuckle sandwich.
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I'm not hungry.
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Bleh.
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SpongeBob!
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Yes, sir.
I see the problem.
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Yeeeooow!
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[militaristic music]
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♪ ♪
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[together]
Yay! Hooray! Whoo-hoo!
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[farts]
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[together]
Ahh!
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Oooh, that was too close,
m'lad.
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Three more safes and he would
have had me secret formula.
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Looks like I'm gonna have to
beef up security around here.
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I'm gonna need you to do me a
big favor, laddie.
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Take this home with you and hide it
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while I reevaluate
my security situation.
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Whoa-oh, oh, oh, oh.
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But, Mr. Krabs, how do you know
it will be safe
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from Plankton at my house?
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Pe-shaw, he'll think it's
still here.
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His tiny brain is incapable of
the kind of abstract thinking
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that is required for reflection
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or thoughtful reasoning and deduction.
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He cannot ruminate.
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He cannot divine the hypothesis.
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He's a tired clown.
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He'll never know it's in your house.
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Oh, you're right, Professor
Krab-Face.
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I'm much too simpleminded to
look there.
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[cackling]
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[jazzy suspenseful music]
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♪ ♪
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[whimpering]
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Hey, there.
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Ahh!
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Pleasant night, eh, SpongeBob?
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Oh, uh... yes.
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It's a very... nighty... night for
a walkie.
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Ain't that the truth.
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Hey, nothing
gets past you.
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One could say you
have the "formula" for honesty.
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Uh, yeah, one could say that,
I guess.
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Anyway, I gotta go wash
my formula--hair!
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Hair!
I gotta go wash my hair!
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Uh... good night, Plankton.
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Yeah, gotta keep that hair
clean... and in a safe place.
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Uh, okay, bye.
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Now, remember, Gary.
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I'm entrusting
you with the secret formula.
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- Meow.
- Stay sharp, Gary.
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Don't let anyone inside.
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- Meow.
- Bye, Gary.
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[humming]
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[cackling]
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[knock at door]
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Why, hey, there, little fella.
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Is SpongeBob--I mean--
your master at home?
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Uh, perhaps I could just come
inside for a minute
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and demonstrate our fine snail
products:
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shell polish, slime deodorant,
chew toys,
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My leg!
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Your friends won't tell you this,
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but you can really use the slime
deodorant, smelly.
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[doorbell rings]
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Hello, s...
[clears throat]
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Hello, sir.
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I'm selling Sweetie
Patrol cookies.
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We have a lovely assortment of
fungi and algae flavors.
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How many delicious boxes can
I put you down for?
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If you order
ten boxes, I'll qualify for my
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Bottom Dweller Badge.
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If you order 100 boxes,
I'll get my Bling Bling Badge.
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You know, you should
hide these from your roommate.
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She'll eat all of them.
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If you show me your best hiding
place, I'd be happy to help.
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Meow, meow!
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[growls]
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[loud explosion]
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Ehhh, note to self:
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nitroglycerine is not a substitute
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for vanilla extract.
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[growling]
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Meow?
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[growling]
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[grunting]
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I forgot how much I
hate pineapple.
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[mumbling]
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Ehh.
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[mumbling]
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[munching]
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Hey, this snail litter tastes
better than pineapple.
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Now, where is
that secret formula?
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Where is it?
Where is it?
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Gotta be
here somewhere.
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[grunts]
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Nothin' in there.
Ooh, look at that.
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Mm-hmm.
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[grunts]
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[grunts]
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Hello.
[echoing]
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[grunting]
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Where the barnacles is it?
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Gah!
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Where is it?
Where is it?
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I know you're in here.
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You're not fooling anybody.
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I went to college.
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Nope. Nope. Nope.
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[dropper whistles]
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Hmm.
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[snoring]
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[loud thump]
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Whew.
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[cackles]
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[growls]
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[grunts]
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[panting]
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Meow?
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Ohh-ohh.
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Ehh? Mm-hmm. Uh-huh.
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Wah! Wah!
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Ahh!
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Augh! Oof! Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh!
Ugh! Ahh-ahh-ahh!
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[snickers]
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Ahh!
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Ooh!
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Ahh! Augh!
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Eh, eh, eh... augh!
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Ehh, ehh, ehh, augh!
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[vacuum whirring]
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Ooh.
[grunting]
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All right, snail,
let's go.
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Just you and me.
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[growls]
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Put 'em up.
Put 'em up.
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Ooh! Oh! Ooh! Oh! Ahh!
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Meow!
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Huh?
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Of course.
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What a fool I've been.
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SpongeBob's hidden the secret
formula inside Gary's shell.
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Sheesh, this place is disgusting.
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I bet it reeks.
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Good thing I don't
have a nose.
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Ay-yi-yi.
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[panting]
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Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh!
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[panting]
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Ahh!
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Gary, I'm home.
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[gasps]
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What happened here?
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Oh, my first Krabby Patty.
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I had it bronzed.
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Oh, and I was gonna give that
to my grandchildren.
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Ahh, my Mermaid Man collectable underpants.
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Oh, I could have worn them
1,000 more times.
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[gasps]
My glass of water.
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I was gonna drink that.
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Oh,
the Krabby Patty formula.
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Oh, it's safe,
and right where I left it.
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[growling]
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Gary, did you do this?
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What's the matter, Gary?
248
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- Something wrong with your shell?
- Meow.
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Something's not right, Gary.
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I better get you to the vet.
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Meow.
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[panting]
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Whoa-oh, ehh-ehh.
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Ha,
I lost him.
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And now I'm lost.
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Ahhhhhhhh!
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Ehh... my head.
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Ooh, I must be in the
center of the shell.
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What's that?
This is it.
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Just like I thought.
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It was hidden here all the time.
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The
secret Krabby Patty formula.
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It's beautiful.
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The heavenly light.
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00:10:59,873 --> 00:11:03,414
I always knew I'd see it once
I'd gotten the formula.
266
00:11:03,498 --> 00:11:07,289
Let me bask in it's glory.
267
00:11:07,373 --> 00:11:09,373
Well, that's odd.
Who's that?
268
00:11:09,456 --> 00:11:10,581
Hey, it's Plankton.
269
00:11:10,664 --> 00:11:12,248
What's he got there?
270
00:11:12,331 --> 00:11:14,248
Looks like one of my old
grocery lists.
271
00:11:14,331 --> 00:11:16,123
I don't know how he got in there,
272
00:11:16,206 --> 00:11:17,748
but the gasses inside this shell
273
00:11:17,831 --> 00:11:19,789
are making the little guy hallucinate.
274
00:11:19,873 --> 00:11:22,748
He would have smelled the gasses
if he had a nose,
275
00:11:22,831 --> 00:11:25,664
like most good-hearted people
276
00:11:25,748 --> 00:11:27,248
[sniffs]
277
00:11:27,331 --> 00:11:29,789
Ha-ha.
I got it!
278
00:11:29,873 --> 00:11:31,539
I got it!
279
00:11:31,623 --> 00:11:33,664
I finally got the formula!
280
00:11:33,748 --> 00:11:35,956
It's mine! It's mine! It's mine!
It's mine!
281
00:11:36,039 --> 00:11:38,706
Open the sparkling apple
juice, Karen!
282
00:11:38,789 --> 00:11:41,373
Daddy's bringing the
bacon home!
283
00:11:41,456 --> 00:11:42,914
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Wow!
284
00:11:45,498 --> 00:11:48,414
[upbeat music]
285
00:11:48,498 --> 00:11:54,289
♪ ♪
286
00:11:54,373 --> 00:11:58,123
You'll never get me secret
Krabby Patty formula, Plankton.
287
00:11:58,206 --> 00:12:00,248
Adios.
288
00:12:00,331 --> 00:12:02,289
Ahhhh!
289
00:12:02,373 --> 00:12:04,373
[groaning]
290
00:12:04,456 --> 00:12:05,498
Hmm?
291
00:12:05,581 --> 00:12:07,331
Plankton, you look like the cheese
292
00:12:07,414 --> 00:12:08,831
that fell off the cracker.
293
00:12:08,914 --> 00:12:12,456
I bet you tried to get that
formula again.
294
00:12:12,539 --> 00:12:14,123
I don't get it.
295
00:12:14,206 --> 00:12:17,206
A crab's brain is smaller than
the point of a pencil,
296
00:12:17,289 --> 00:12:19,998
but he keeps
outsmarting me.
297
00:12:20,081 --> 00:12:23,039
[laughing and grunting]
298
00:12:26,248 --> 00:12:27,664
To give up that formula,
299
00:12:27,748 --> 00:12:30,373
Mr. Krabs would have to be as
dumb as Patrick.
300
00:12:30,456 --> 00:12:35,706
Hmm, yes, yes, he would,
301
00:12:35,789 --> 00:12:37,831
as dumb as Patrick.
302
00:12:37,914 --> 00:12:40,831
[cackling]
303
00:12:46,581 --> 00:12:49,206
[breathing deeply]
304
00:12:52,456 --> 00:12:56,123
[snoring]
305
00:12:59,039 --> 00:13:03,039
One swab from the inside of
his cheek should do it.
306
00:13:03,123 --> 00:13:04,331
Ahhh!
307
00:13:04,414 --> 00:13:07,539
Nagging Neptune!
308
00:13:07,623 --> 00:13:10,081
Back,
you twisted tongue.
309
00:13:10,164 --> 00:13:14,373
You will not lick me.
310
00:13:14,456 --> 00:13:16,123
Ahh!
311
00:13:19,206 --> 00:13:20,873
[burps]
312
00:13:20,956 --> 00:13:24,039
Sweet gaseous molasses.
313
00:13:24,123 --> 00:13:26,248
Yahhhh!
314
00:13:26,331 --> 00:13:28,289
Ehh-ehh-ehh!
315
00:13:28,373 --> 00:13:30,789
Ehh-ehh-ehh-ehh!
316
00:13:34,248 --> 00:13:36,539
Augh, P.U.
317
00:13:36,623 --> 00:13:38,873
What's that awful stench?
318
00:13:38,956 --> 00:13:42,248
You're not boiling your
underpants again, are you?
319
00:13:42,331 --> 00:13:43,914
[laughter]
320
00:13:43,998 --> 00:13:47,331
I told you to turn off that
laugh track.
321
00:13:47,414 --> 00:13:49,956
And if you must know,
I made sauce,
322
00:13:50,039 --> 00:13:53,706
but when I add Patrick's DNA to it,
323
00:13:53,789 --> 00:13:56,373
it will become salsa imbecilicus.
324
00:13:56,456 --> 00:13:57,539
Duuuhhhh.
325
00:13:57,623 --> 00:13:59,081
Idiot sauce!
326
00:13:59,164 --> 00:14:00,623
[cackling]
327
00:14:00,706 --> 00:14:03,164
I'll serve it to Krabs,
and it'll make him so dumb
328
00:14:03,248 --> 00:14:05,539
he'll just give me the secret formula.
329
00:14:05,623 --> 00:14:06,914
Huh? Huh?
330
00:14:06,998 --> 00:14:09,623
I think I prefer the boiling underpants.
331
00:14:09,706 --> 00:14:11,539
[laughter]
332
00:14:11,623 --> 00:14:14,248
Let me do it.
You always make a mess.
333
00:14:14,331 --> 00:14:15,873
Leave me be, woman.
334
00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:17,873
Don't tell me...
335
00:14:19,664 --> 00:14:22,456
[cackling]
336
00:14:22,539 --> 00:14:23,456
Augh.
337
00:14:23,539 --> 00:14:26,331
Oh, no.
Ehh! Ehh! Ehh!
338
00:14:26,414 --> 00:14:27,373
Augh.
[farts]
339
00:14:27,456 --> 00:14:32,873
[mumbling gibberish]
340
00:14:42,456 --> 00:14:44,164
[thunder booming]
341
00:14:44,248 --> 00:14:45,456
[rain pattering]
342
00:14:45,539 --> 00:14:49,456
all: [mumbling gibberish]
343
00:14:49,539 --> 00:14:50,789
[humming]
344
00:14:50,873 --> 00:14:53,998
all: [mumbling gibberish]
345
00:15:01,164 --> 00:15:02,581
[grunts]
346
00:15:02,664 --> 00:15:03,498
Huh.
347
00:15:03,581 --> 00:15:08,456
[laughing
348
00:15:08,539 --> 00:15:13,498
I've got the best
taste in town... duh...
349
00:15:13,581 --> 00:15:14,956
I never thought that folks
around here
350
00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:17,373
were particularly bright,
but this morning,
351
00:15:17,456 --> 00:15:19,914
everyone seems as
dumb as traffic cones.
352
00:15:19,998 --> 00:15:24,331
[mumbling gibberish]
353
00:15:24,414 --> 00:15:28,748
[mumbling gibberish]
354
00:15:28,831 --> 00:15:30,748
What happened to your head,
SpongeBob?
355
00:15:30,831 --> 00:15:33,539
Uh...
me make Krabby Patties.
356
00:15:33,623 --> 00:15:35,206
Uh, that's mud.
357
00:15:35,289 --> 00:15:38,289
[mumbling gibberish]
358
00:15:38,373 --> 00:15:39,289
[farts]
359
00:15:39,373 --> 00:15:40,998
[mumbling gibberish]
360
00:15:41,081 --> 00:15:44,289
all: [mumbling gibberish]
361
00:15:44,373 --> 00:15:46,206
[laughing and grunting]
362
00:15:46,289 --> 00:15:48,623
Hey, Patrick, have you noticed
that everyone's acting
363
00:15:48,706 --> 00:15:50,206
a lot like you today?
364
00:15:50,289 --> 00:15:52,623
[gulps]
365
00:15:52,706 --> 00:15:54,706
[balloon pops and hisses]
366
00:15:54,789 --> 00:15:57,456
I don't understand
the question.
367
00:15:57,539 --> 00:16:02,289
[laughing and grunting]
368
00:16:02,373 --> 00:16:05,289
{\an8}[laughing]
369
00:16:08,581 --> 00:16:10,581
[gulps and burps]
370
00:16:10,664 --> 00:16:12,789
What in Sam Hill?
371
00:16:12,873 --> 00:16:16,456
both: [mumbling gibberish]
372
00:16:16,539 --> 00:16:18,873
[mumbling gibberish]
373
00:16:18,956 --> 00:16:21,373
[mumbling gibberish]
374
00:16:21,456 --> 00:16:22,873
Ow... ow.
375
00:16:22,956 --> 00:16:24,414
all: [mumbling gibberish]
376
00:16:24,498 --> 00:16:26,581
Ow! Ow!
377
00:16:26,664 --> 00:16:29,789
Hey, don't do that.
378
00:16:29,873 --> 00:16:30,873
[together]
Ow!
379
00:16:30,956 --> 00:16:33,581
[mumbling gibberish]
380
00:16:33,664 --> 00:16:35,581
Lining up for the Chum Bucket?
381
00:16:35,664 --> 00:16:38,789
Now I know everyone's got a hole
in their screen door.
382
00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:41,248
This place is ground zero for zeroes.
383
00:16:41,331 --> 00:16:46,706
Zero as being everyone's
collective IQ.
384
00:16:46,789 --> 00:16:48,706
Ahh!
385
00:16:48,789 --> 00:16:52,081
Ow!
386
00:16:52,164 --> 00:16:55,498
And that's how the idiot sauce
spread throughout Bikini Bottom.
387
00:16:55,581 --> 00:16:57,831
I guess you weren't affected
because you were protected
388
00:16:57,914 --> 00:16:59,498
by your treedome.
389
00:16:59,581 --> 00:17:01,623
And you weren't affected
because you're a computer.
390
00:17:01,706 --> 00:17:05,039
Looks like it's up to us to find
a cure for the town's idiocy.
391
00:17:05,123 --> 00:17:07,831
[grunting]
392
00:17:07,914 --> 00:17:10,123
You not Plankton.
393
00:17:10,206 --> 00:17:13,123
Me Plankton.
394
00:17:13,206 --> 00:17:14,831
We need to snap him out of this.
395
00:17:14,914 --> 00:17:16,623
What's the opposite of dim?
396
00:17:16,706 --> 00:17:17,873
Bright?
397
00:17:17,956 --> 00:17:19,706
[mumbling]
398
00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:21,039
It's not working.
399
00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:22,748
Maybe we can feed him something
for brain food.
400
00:17:22,831 --> 00:17:25,123
You're smart.
What do you eat?
401
00:17:25,206 --> 00:17:27,539
Nuts.
402
00:17:27,623 --> 00:17:31,164
[mumbling]
403
00:17:31,248 --> 00:17:32,456
Oh, it doesn't seem to be working.
404
00:17:32,539 --> 00:17:34,706
You know him; how do you get him
to change?
405
00:17:34,789 --> 00:17:36,539
I usually just yell at him.
406
00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:37,914
Get smart, dummy!
407
00:17:37,998 --> 00:17:40,164
- Wise up!
- Be clever, idiot!
408
00:17:40,248 --> 00:17:41,623
Know things!
409
00:17:41,706 --> 00:17:45,873
[laughs]
410
00:17:45,956 --> 00:17:47,956
[sighs]
It's no use.
411
00:17:48,039 --> 00:17:49,706
Being smart takes work.
412
00:17:49,789 --> 00:17:53,123
[gasps]
That gives me an idea.
413
00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:56,831
Come one, come all to Bikini
Bottom University,
414
00:17:56,914 --> 00:17:59,164
a free education for all.
415
00:17:59,248 --> 00:18:01,873
There's no more excuse for
being a dope.
416
00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:04,789
Step right up, all
you morons.
417
00:18:04,873 --> 00:18:06,956
Classes are now beginning.
418
00:18:07,039 --> 00:18:10,748
- Aww, this isn't working.
- Try jiggling the keys.
419
00:18:10,831 --> 00:18:13,414
[keys clanging]
420
00:18:13,498 --> 00:18:15,248
all: [gasp]
421
00:18:15,331 --> 00:18:19,498
[chuckling]
422
00:18:19,581 --> 00:18:20,831
G'mornin' students.
423
00:18:20,914 --> 00:18:22,456
Ehh...
424
00:18:22,539 --> 00:18:23,831
all: [speaking gibberish]
425
00:18:23,914 --> 00:18:25,998
A whole school full of
Patricks?
426
00:18:26,081 --> 00:18:28,414
Looks like we've got our work
cut out for us.
427
00:18:28,498 --> 00:18:31,414
[upbeat music]
428
00:18:31,498 --> 00:18:39,456
♪ ♪
429
00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:43,456
[bell dings]
430
00:18:50,914 --> 00:18:52,248
[bell dings]
431
00:18:55,039 --> 00:18:58,373
[gulps]
432
00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:03,081
And don't forget your last
homework assignment.
433
00:19:03,164 --> 00:19:04,914
Looks like we were able to educate
434
00:19:04,998 --> 00:19:07,081
the whole town in one semester.
435
00:19:07,164 --> 00:19:09,581
Yep, day after tomorrow is graduation.
436
00:19:09,664 --> 00:19:11,123
And everybody learned
so well.
437
00:19:11,206 --> 00:19:13,164
Everybody but one.
438
00:19:14,498 --> 00:19:15,748
[cackling]
439
00:19:15,831 --> 00:19:18,248
- Yeah.
- School is dumb?
440
00:19:18,331 --> 00:19:20,873
You misspelled every word.
441
00:19:20,956 --> 00:19:22,539
Shut up, dweeb.
442
00:19:22,623 --> 00:19:23,623
[gasps]
443
00:19:23,706 --> 00:19:25,706
Cookbooks, eh?
444
00:19:25,789 --> 00:19:27,789
You holding out on
me, Krabs?
445
00:19:27,873 --> 00:19:30,706
I don't know what you're
talking about, Plankton.
446
00:19:30,789 --> 00:19:33,456
Leave me alone.
447
00:19:33,539 --> 00:19:36,414
I know you're cooking up
something special
448
00:19:36,498 --> 00:19:38,081
in Home Ec, Eugene.
449
00:19:38,164 --> 00:19:39,873
I want that formula!
450
00:19:39,956 --> 00:19:42,206
Um, Plankton,
can I come out now?
451
00:19:42,289 --> 00:19:45,289
Did you finish my homework for
me, nerd?
452
00:19:45,373 --> 00:19:46,623
Yeah.
453
00:19:51,289 --> 00:19:53,248
[grunts]
454
00:19:53,331 --> 00:19:55,081
You know, you really ought to do
your own homework.
455
00:19:55,164 --> 00:19:56,706
It's the only way you'll
learn.
456
00:19:56,789 --> 00:19:58,623
I'll never learn!
457
00:19:58,706 --> 00:20:00,748
Uh... ahh!
458
00:20:00,831 --> 00:20:02,039
Augh!
459
00:20:02,123 --> 00:20:04,498
Not again!
Augh!
460
00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:10,914
This is a proud day for
everyone in Bikini Bottom.
461
00:20:10,998 --> 00:20:13,289
And as a treat,
Squidward will play
462
00:20:13,373 --> 00:20:16,748
"Pomp and
Circumstance" on the clarinet.
463
00:20:16,831 --> 00:20:17,914
[clarinet squawking]
464
00:20:17,998 --> 00:20:21,206
all: [groaning]
465
00:20:22,873 --> 00:20:24,539
Mm. Mmm.
[chuckles]
466
00:20:24,623 --> 00:20:26,789
Hurry up, Mr. Krabs; they're
handing out the diplomas.
467
00:20:26,873 --> 00:20:28,289
Just a minute.
468
00:20:28,373 --> 00:20:31,748
I think I've perfected the
Krabby Patty formula.
469
00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:34,581
[gulps]
470
00:20:34,664 --> 00:20:36,414
Yes.
That's it!
471
00:20:36,498 --> 00:20:40,539
Great.
Well, see you out there.
472
00:20:40,623 --> 00:20:42,831
Something smells good.
473
00:20:42,914 --> 00:20:45,248
[gasps]
P-P-P-P-Plankton?
474
00:20:45,331 --> 00:20:46,748
What are you
doing here?
475
00:20:46,831 --> 00:20:48,998
It's the last day of school, baby.
476
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,748
No need to be formal.
477
00:20:50,831 --> 00:20:53,748
Call me Sheldon.
478
00:20:53,831 --> 00:20:55,581
Great Neptune!
479
00:20:55,664 --> 00:20:57,164
That's perfection!
480
00:20:57,248 --> 00:20:59,748
Whoa, with this recipe,
I could own
481
00:20:59,831 --> 00:21:03,206
the most popular fast-food
restaurant in Bikini Bottom.
482
00:21:03,289 --> 00:21:04,998
No, please.
Not that.
483
00:21:05,081 --> 00:21:06,331
Anything but that.
484
00:21:06,414 --> 00:21:09,581
Hand over that secret formula, Krabs.
485
00:21:09,664 --> 00:21:12,581
all: Hooray!
486
00:21:12,664 --> 00:21:14,039
Congratulations, SpongeBob.
487
00:21:14,123 --> 00:21:15,664
You're smart now.
488
00:21:15,748 --> 00:21:18,748
It's funny that Mr. Krabs never
showed up to get his diploma.
489
00:21:18,831 --> 00:21:20,748
Yeah, the only two people who
didn't show up
490
00:21:20,831 --> 00:21:22,331
are Mr. Krabs and Plankton.
491
00:21:22,414 --> 00:21:25,914
[gasps]
Let me have that diploma.
492
00:21:25,998 --> 00:21:27,164
[panting]
493
00:21:27,248 --> 00:21:29,664
Hey, no running in the halls.
494
00:21:29,748 --> 00:21:30,914
Eee-eee-eee-eee.
495
00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:34,623
Here you go, Plankton.
496
00:21:34,706 --> 00:21:37,123
Mr. Krabs, your diploma.
497
00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:42,081
Thanks to this here diploma,
I'm suddenly smart enough
498
00:21:42,164 --> 00:21:44,664
to never give you me secret formula.
499
00:21:44,748 --> 00:21:45,956
What?
500
00:21:46,039 --> 00:21:47,373
If I knew education worked like that,
501
00:21:47,456 --> 00:21:49,873
I would have bought a
diploma years ago.
502
00:21:49,956 --> 00:21:53,123
Of course it doesn't work like
that, you microscopic meathead.
503
00:21:53,206 --> 00:21:56,873
I took accelerated classes and
graduated months ago.
504
00:21:56,956 --> 00:21:59,498
This diploma
is just a formality.
505
00:21:59,581 --> 00:22:02,789
But--but you were just about
to give me the formula.
506
00:22:02,873 --> 00:22:05,081
You were scared of me.
507
00:22:05,164 --> 00:22:08,581
Excellent, Mr. Krabs.
508
00:22:08,664 --> 00:22:12,248
Here's your final grade for
acting class: A-plus.
509
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:14,081
I really felt the fear.
510
00:22:14,164 --> 00:22:15,248
Wait. What?
511
00:22:15,331 --> 00:22:17,081
Acting class?
512
00:22:17,164 --> 00:22:18,581
No!
513
00:22:18,664 --> 00:22:22,539
You've finally been schooled, dropout.
514
00:22:22,623 --> 00:22:24,623
Oof.
515
00:22:24,706 --> 00:22:27,039
Ahh!
516
00:22:27,123 --> 00:22:29,331
[laughter]
517
00:22:29,414 --> 00:22:31,331
Come on, evil genius.
518
00:22:31,414 --> 00:22:33,873
Time to start
your post-college years.
519
00:22:33,956 --> 00:22:36,164
[whimpering]
520
00:22:38,664 --> 00:22:41,581
{\an8}[Hawaiian music]
521
00:22:41,664 --> 00:22:49,664
{\an8}♪ ♪
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