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Are you ready, kids?
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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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I can't hear you.
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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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♪ Ohh... ♪
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
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- all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob
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SquarePants!
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[laughing]
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♪ ♪
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[waves crashing]
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{\an8}[Hawaiian music]
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{\an8}♪ ♪
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{\an8}[bubbles popping]
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[inhales, exhales]
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- [door opens]
- Rev your excitement engines,
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Mr. Squidward.
[grunts]
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Do ye not know
what tomorrow is?
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Another monotonous day
I spend walking
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in slow motion
toward an empty horizon?
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No, that's today.
Tomorrow is Food Con!
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Whoa! Food Con!
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Wait, what's a Food Con?
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Additionally,
who cares?
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Mr. Squidward, Food Con is
the biggest convention
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of food fans
in the entire ocean.
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The best chefs and cooks
gather together and compete
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for the top prize,
the golden cornucopia!
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Oh boy!
The Krabby Patty is
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a sure bet to win
the golden corn-ocobbia!
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You're darn tootin'
it is!
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And you two will be
me right-claw men!
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Eh, I could use some
extra muscle, though,
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to help set up the booth.
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- Hmm.
- [grunting]
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[strains, grunts]
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[chews]
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Perfect.
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Let's hit the road!
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[bubbles pop]
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As you can see gentlemen,
I have spared no expense
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on our transportation.
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[all exclaim]
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[tires screech]
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Tada!
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- Whoo!
- Oh, what a ride!
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Oh.
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And I brought plenty
of free samples to sell.
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This is the best day ever!
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both: Road trip!
[electric guitars wail]
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[punches]
[coughs]
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Mm.
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[bubbles pop]
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[laughter]
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- I spy with my little eye--
- Mr. Krabs!
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- Yes!
- [giggles]
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- I spy with my little eye--
- Mr. Krabs!
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- Oh ho! Yes, yes!
- I spy with my little eye--
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- Mr. Krabs?
- Oh! How did you know?
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Enough!
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Ye both are barnacles
on me brain!
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both: Whoa look at that!
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{\an8}The World's
Second Biggest Lump
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{\an8}is only 50 miles away,
we gotta see it!
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{\an8}both: No.
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{\an8}The World's Least
Exciting Sweater!
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{\an8}My parents fell in love there!
We gotta go!
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{\an8}both: Cool toilet!
[flushing]
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- both: No.
- We are not stopping
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till we get to Food Con!
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[bubbles pop]
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Hey!
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[horn blares]
[screams]
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Hey!
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[moans, snores]
[truck horn honks]
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[babbling, growls]
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For the last time,
we get it!
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Trucks have horns!
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Come on Squidward.
Give it a try!
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If I do,
will you promise to stop?
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both: Yes!
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All right.
Hey!
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[machinery moving,
liquid bubbles]
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[horn honks]
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- Typical.
- You did it wrong, Squidward.
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I did it exactly
the way you did it!
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Everybody pipe down!
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I don't want to hear
another peep from anyone
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until we get
to Food Con!
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- Peep.
- Not a peep!
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- Peep!
- Not. A. Peep!
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Peep!
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all: Peep's Cliff!
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[screaming]
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[splashing]
[screaming]
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[splashing]
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[yelling]
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[screaming]
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[crashing]
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[all sigh]
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[clanging]
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[airbag deploys]
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- [moans]
- Mr. Krabs?
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Blink if you're alive.
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[moans]
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Oh, thank Neptune
we're all okay.
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Well, at least we have
plenty of food
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while we're
stuck out here.
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- Ahh!
- [burps, moans]
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It was an accident!
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They fell into my mouth.
[moans]
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[all scream]
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[panicked noises]
Don't worry, guys!
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We can still win Food Con.
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There's one patty left.
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We gotta get moving,
the judging starts tomorrow!
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Now since you boys
caused the accident,
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you'll be
haulin' the trailer.
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both: Yeah!
Hauling the trailer!
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[wobbling, struggling]
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[crashing]
[bubbles pop]
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male narrator: And so,
SpongeBob and Patrick
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begin their harrowing task.
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Tethered to the wagon
not just by ropes,
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but by their own
foolish mistakes.
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Onward they trudge.
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[growling]
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Pushed by Mr. Krabs,
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whose desires blind him
to the pain he inflicts.
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In short, this whole trip
is beginning to look
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like a whoopsie!
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[wobbling, straining]
Ay.
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Patrick, are you okay?
[yells, farts]
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100%.
[stretching]
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[pops]
Uh.
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Mr. Krabs, we've got to
stop for the night
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if you want Spongebob
and Patrick to live.
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I'm not saying
that's what I want,
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I'm just telling you
the facts.
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[bubbles pop]
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[spooky music]
[owl hoots]
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[forest noises]
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[shivering, whimpering]
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[howling]
[startled noises]
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We must guard
this last patty
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with our very lives.
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It's the only way
to win Food Con,
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and who knows what
scary, hungry things
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are out there in the woods,
waiting to gobble it up!
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[growling]
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Positions, everyone.
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[claws snapping, growling]
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[startled noises]
[growling]
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[all whimper]
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[meowing]
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Aw, hey little fella.
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[dramatic music]
[snarling]
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[growls]
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[all scream]
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[snarls]
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all: The patty!
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- [panting]
- Oh, what are we gonna do!
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Don't eat my patty!
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- [grunts] Yah!
- [screams]
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Whoa! [yells]
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[inhales, munches]
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[spits, groans]
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- [screaming, thud]
- Oh!
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Squidward!
You saved the Krabby Patty!
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Whoopee.
[bubbles pop]
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[stomach rumbles]
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[moans]
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Mm.
[door creaks]
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[fluttering]
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[angelic glowing]
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Maybe I could just
eat a pickle.
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Maybe I could just eat
the corner of the lettuce.
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I don't want to be a hog.
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I'll just eat
what's left over.
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No!
We can't do that!
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I know we're all hungry,
but we must stay focused.
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Remember Food Con!
Remember the cornucopia!
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He says Food Con,
but all I hear is food.
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[bubbles pop]
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[fire burns out]
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Hey, SpongeBob,
you look tired.
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You want me to guard
the patty for a bit?
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[yawns] Thanks, Patrick.
That'd be great.
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- [laughs]
- [snores]
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[glass shattering]
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- Ah--
- Patrick, no!
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I can't believe
you thought I would eat it.
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Patrick I'm sorry
I doubted you.
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I'm just hungry and tired
and I feel like
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I'm all alone
doing the right thing
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and I want that-
[growling, slobbering]
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- Hey! Hey!
- But I'm hungry!
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- Yah!
- Oh! [laughs]
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[bubbles pop]
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I'll lull him to sleep
with a lovely lullaby.
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Ooh, good idea.
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Music soothes
the savage beast.
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[plays clarinet]
What the!
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[screaming]
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Did I say soothes?
I guess I meant enrages.
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[screams]
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[thud]
[babbles]
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[honks, snaps]
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Everybody's a critic.
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[bubbles pop]
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- Hey there, boyo.
- [screams]
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I've taken the liberty
of creating a safe
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to secure
our precious patty.
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Great idea, Mr. Krabs!
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Just put it
right in here.
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I'll even step away
while you do it.
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Ahh.
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Pew, smells really bad
in there.
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- Okay, just do it already!
- [gasps]
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- No!
- Enough of this.
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I am your boss,
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and I order you
to give me that patty!
233
00:08:38,664 --> 00:08:40,748
No, Mr. Krabs,
I will not.
234
00:08:40,831 --> 00:08:42,331
But I will give you these.
235
00:08:42,414 --> 00:08:44,123
[bell dings]
Nature patties!
236
00:08:44,206 --> 00:08:45,831
- Oh, boy!
- Oh, delightful!
237
00:08:45,914 --> 00:08:46,914
Dig in, boys!
238
00:08:46,998 --> 00:08:47,956
[all munch]
239
00:08:48,039 --> 00:08:50,623
[chewing, struggling]
240
00:08:50,706 --> 00:08:54,289
Oh, it's like eating the
inside of a lawn mower.
241
00:08:54,373 --> 00:08:57,289
I think mine
is mostly stones.
242
00:08:57,373 --> 00:09:00,248
Out here we call them
forest tomatoes.
243
00:09:00,331 --> 00:09:02,789
[both spit]
244
00:09:02,873 --> 00:09:06,456
[chews, moans]
[gulps]
245
00:09:06,539 --> 00:09:09,123
- Enough of this!
- Mr. Krabs, remember Food Con!
246
00:09:09,206 --> 00:09:13,123
You can't win Food Con
if you've starved to death!
247
00:09:13,206 --> 00:09:16,164
Now, give me
that Krabby Patty, boyo.
248
00:09:16,248 --> 00:09:18,248
No! I'm doing this
for your own good.
249
00:09:18,331 --> 00:09:20,373
I'm protecting you all
from yourselves!
250
00:09:20,456 --> 00:09:24,081
Well, in that case,
you leave me no choice.
251
00:09:24,164 --> 00:09:25,206
Get him!
252
00:09:25,289 --> 00:09:27,956
[screams]
[all yelling]
253
00:09:28,039 --> 00:09:29,914
[panicked noises]
254
00:09:30,039 --> 00:09:31,873
Whoa!
[grunts]
255
00:09:31,956 --> 00:09:34,831
[yelling]
256
00:09:34,914 --> 00:09:37,581
[panting]
257
00:09:38,414 --> 00:09:40,081
[stomach rumbles]
258
00:09:40,164 --> 00:09:42,581
Hey, psst.
It's me, the Patty.
259
00:09:42,664 --> 00:09:43,873
Oh, hi.
260
00:09:43,956 --> 00:09:45,498
It's just me and you
out here now.
261
00:09:45,581 --> 00:09:47,873
So, just do it.
Eat me.
262
00:09:47,956 --> 00:09:49,164
What about Food Con?
263
00:09:49,248 --> 00:09:50,539
Oh, forget Food Con.
264
00:09:50,623 --> 00:09:52,498
You're starving,
and I'm right here.
265
00:09:52,581 --> 00:09:54,498
- [slurps]
- Maybe you're right.
266
00:09:54,581 --> 00:09:57,123
Of course I'm right,
I'm a talking sandwich.
267
00:09:57,206 --> 00:10:00,164
Yes, a sandwich has
no reason to lie.
268
00:10:00,248 --> 00:10:05,873
Ahh.
[dramatic music]
269
00:10:05,956 --> 00:10:08,164
[gasps] No!
I made a vow.
270
00:10:08,248 --> 00:10:09,664
I will not eat you.
271
00:10:09,748 --> 00:10:11,581
Shh, shh, I can hear him
over there.
272
00:10:11,664 --> 00:10:13,206
He's arguing
with the patty.
273
00:10:13,289 --> 00:10:14,956
- Let's get him! [grunts]
- [moans]
274
00:10:15,039 --> 00:10:16,081
[grunting, thud]
275
00:10:16,164 --> 00:10:17,373
Oh!
[thud, farts]
276
00:10:17,456 --> 00:10:19,373
- [hums]
- Don't let him get away!
277
00:10:19,456 --> 00:10:20,373
Hungry!
278
00:10:20,456 --> 00:10:23,164
[panting]
279
00:10:23,248 --> 00:10:25,248
[yells, whimpers]
280
00:10:25,331 --> 00:10:27,331
Food Con!
281
00:10:27,414 --> 00:10:29,789
[crowd chattering]
282
00:10:29,873 --> 00:10:32,331
I'm filled with meat.
I love being filled with meat.
283
00:10:32,414 --> 00:10:34,414
- Ahh
- Get him!
284
00:10:34,498 --> 00:10:35,873
Guys, we're here!
285
00:10:35,956 --> 00:10:37,373
Hungry, hungry, hungry!
286
00:10:37,456 --> 00:10:39,414
You don't have to
eat the patty.
287
00:10:39,498 --> 00:10:41,331
[grumbling]
288
00:10:41,414 --> 00:10:43,664
- [thudding]
- And I hereby award
289
00:10:43,748 --> 00:10:45,789
the golden
cornucopia to--
290
00:10:45,873 --> 00:10:47,539
[straining, yells]
291
00:10:47,623 --> 00:10:50,623
Please, try a delicious
Krabby Patty!
292
00:10:50,706 --> 00:10:53,539
What's this?
A late entry?
293
00:10:53,623 --> 00:10:54,789
Hmm.
294
00:10:54,873 --> 00:10:55,914
[bell dings]
295
00:10:55,998 --> 00:11:01,789
[in slow motion]
Nature patty!
296
00:11:01,873 --> 00:11:06,414
[slow-motion]
Mmm, Krabby Patty.
297
00:11:06,498 --> 00:11:09,123
Ahh, um!
[chews]
298
00:11:09,206 --> 00:11:11,414
[whimpers, gasps]
299
00:11:11,498 --> 00:11:13,581
[munches, chewing]
300
00:11:13,664 --> 00:11:16,831
Mmm, this is
the most complex,
301
00:11:16,914 --> 00:11:20,581
mmm, organic,
mmm, irresistible flavor
302
00:11:20,664 --> 00:11:22,998
I have ever had
the pleasure of tasting!
303
00:11:23,081 --> 00:11:24,831
- [munches]
- Ohh--
304
00:11:24,914 --> 00:11:26,081
The winner is...
305
00:11:26,164 --> 00:11:27,748
Mmm, the Krabby Patty!
306
00:11:27,831 --> 00:11:30,164
Oh, excuse me, sir,
that's not the real Krabby--
307
00:11:30,248 --> 00:11:32,248
Quit your truthing, boy.
308
00:11:32,331 --> 00:11:34,664
We won.
[cheers and applause]
309
00:11:34,748 --> 00:11:37,539
The Krabby Patty won!
It won!
310
00:11:37,623 --> 00:11:38,706
Yes.
[munches]
311
00:11:38,789 --> 00:11:42,164
[machinery moving,
horn honks]
312
00:11:42,248 --> 00:11:43,706
Oh.
313
00:11:45,039 --> 00:11:47,956
[Hawaiian music]
314
00:11:48,039 --> 00:11:53,498
♪ ♪
315
00:11:53,581 --> 00:11:54,956
[bubbles pop]
316
00:11:55,039 --> 00:11:57,081
narrator: Ah, a happy pineapple
under the sea.
317
00:11:57,164 --> 00:11:58,956
Let's take a peak inside,
shall we?
318
00:11:59,039 --> 00:12:01,706
You will notice that
the sponge is bored,
319
00:12:01,789 --> 00:12:05,206
because his best friend
Patrick is away.
320
00:12:05,289 --> 00:12:07,373
Ohh.
321
00:12:07,456 --> 00:12:09,289
[moans]
322
00:12:09,373 --> 00:12:11,123
Hmm?
[popping]
323
00:12:11,206 --> 00:12:12,456
Oh, what's this?
324
00:12:12,539 --> 00:12:14,789
"All alone?
No one to talk to?
325
00:12:14,873 --> 00:12:17,081
"Why not write
to a total stranger?
326
00:12:17,164 --> 00:12:19,414
"Connect with other
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy
327
00:12:19,498 --> 00:12:21,081
pen pals today!"
[bell dings]
328
00:12:21,164 --> 00:12:23,331
Ooh!
I've never had a pen pal!
329
00:12:23,414 --> 00:12:25,498
♪ ♪
330
00:12:25,581 --> 00:12:28,789
[pencil sharpener whirrs]
331
00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:29,873
Hmm.
332
00:12:29,956 --> 00:12:32,664
"Dear Pen Pal,
333
00:12:32,748 --> 00:12:36,081
My name is Spongebob
SquarePants."
334
00:12:36,164 --> 00:12:37,623
Oh, that's great!
335
00:12:37,706 --> 00:12:39,456
"I work at a restaurant.
336
00:12:39,539 --> 00:12:41,998
"I love frying
and I am very good at it.
337
00:12:42,081 --> 00:12:44,748
Sincerely,
your new best friend."
338
00:12:44,831 --> 00:12:47,039
Behold!
The perfect letter!
339
00:12:47,123 --> 00:12:48,373
Now for the envelope.
340
00:12:48,456 --> 00:12:50,498
[hums]
Yah!
341
00:12:50,581 --> 00:12:53,748
♪ ♪
342
00:12:53,831 --> 00:12:56,456
Gary, get off of that!
You'll smudge my masterpiece.
343
00:12:56,539 --> 00:12:58,831
[meows]
344
00:12:58,914 --> 00:13:02,206
narrator: Uh-oh, it looks as if
the domesticated snail
345
00:13:02,289 --> 00:13:05,581
{\an8}has unintentionally
deformed the word "frying,"
346
00:13:05,664 --> 00:13:08,164
{\an8}making it look
like the word "flying".
347
00:13:08,248 --> 00:13:11,414
This is probably going to be
a problem later on.
348
00:13:11,498 --> 00:13:14,039
Eh, it's just
a little slime.
349
00:13:14,123 --> 00:13:15,039
[slurping]
350
00:13:15,123 --> 00:13:16,289
Ah, perfect.
351
00:13:19,123 --> 00:13:22,539
♪ ♪
352
00:13:22,623 --> 00:13:26,039
Blah.
Ah.
353
00:13:26,123 --> 00:13:27,498
[sighs]
354
00:13:27,581 --> 00:13:29,373
- [wobbling, explosion]
- [grunts]
355
00:13:29,456 --> 00:13:32,456
[panting]
356
00:13:32,539 --> 00:13:33,873
Blah.
357
00:13:33,956 --> 00:13:36,331
[grunting]
"Dear Spongebob,
358
00:13:36,414 --> 00:13:37,914
Wow! You know how to fly!"
359
00:13:37,998 --> 00:13:40,123
Fly? What does he mean by--
[screams]
360
00:13:40,206 --> 00:13:42,123
narrator: See?
What did I tell you?
361
00:13:42,206 --> 00:13:45,081
Gary, my pen pal
thinks I can fly!
362
00:13:45,164 --> 00:13:46,289
[meows]
363
00:13:46,373 --> 00:13:48,039
Ha! What a silly misunderstanding.
364
00:13:48,123 --> 00:13:52,039
"I can't believe I know
a real life pilot!
365
00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:55,373
I wish I could watch you fly
because I am dying!"
366
00:13:55,456 --> 00:13:57,498
[gasps]
Dying!
367
00:13:57,581 --> 00:14:01,831
Not Pen Pal!
[sobs]
368
00:14:01,914 --> 00:14:04,456
[blows nose]
I don't want to let him down
369
00:14:04,539 --> 00:14:06,081
and say that I can't fly.
370
00:14:06,164 --> 00:14:10,081
'Cause then his dying
wish would never come true!
371
00:14:10,164 --> 00:14:12,414
[thunder booms]
372
00:14:12,498 --> 00:14:17,456
We're gathered here today to
celebrate the life of Pen Pal.
373
00:14:17,539 --> 00:14:21,289
He died disappointed.
374
00:14:21,373 --> 00:14:22,539
[sliding, thud]
375
00:14:22,623 --> 00:14:25,039
[whistling]
[thunder rumbles]
376
00:14:27,248 --> 00:14:30,664
Whoo! Time to make
Pen Pal's wish come true!
377
00:14:30,748 --> 00:14:33,456
With a tiny white lie!
[giggles]
378
00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:36,914
"Dearest Pen Pal,
yes, I can fly.
379
00:14:36,998 --> 00:14:40,206
Boy, do I love flying.
Fly, fly, fly, fly, fly."
380
00:14:45,498 --> 00:14:48,039
Blah.
[slurping]
381
00:14:48,123 --> 00:14:49,873
Uhh.
382
00:14:49,956 --> 00:14:51,956
[excitedly whimpering]
383
00:14:52,039 --> 00:14:54,914
"Dear SpongeBob, I'll be at the
Bikini Bottom Air Show tomorrow.
384
00:14:54,998 --> 00:14:58,456
Please meet me there
so I can finally see you fly!"
385
00:14:58,539 --> 00:14:59,831
Oh!
386
00:14:59,914 --> 00:15:01,206
Oh, no, what have I done?
What have I done?
387
00:15:01,289 --> 00:15:02,789
What have I done?
I can't fly, Gary.
388
00:15:02,873 --> 00:15:05,081
I'm not a flier!
I'm a liar!
389
00:15:05,164 --> 00:15:06,539
[yells, sobs]
390
00:15:06,623 --> 00:15:08,289
Ahh!
391
00:15:08,373 --> 00:15:10,123
[screaming]
392
00:15:11,206 --> 00:15:13,414
[splashing]
393
00:15:13,498 --> 00:15:15,456
[meows]
Ah, good thinking, Gary.
394
00:15:15,539 --> 00:15:16,706
[straining]
395
00:15:16,789 --> 00:15:18,414
Sandy'll know
just what to do!
396
00:15:18,498 --> 00:15:20,873
[bubbles pop]
397
00:15:20,956 --> 00:15:22,498
What can I do ya for,
SquarePants?
398
00:15:22,581 --> 00:15:24,623
I did a bad thing, Sandy.
399
00:15:24,706 --> 00:15:27,206
I did a very bad thing.
400
00:15:27,289 --> 00:15:29,831
Here, take these.
They're clean.
401
00:15:29,914 --> 00:15:31,039
No, no, it's not that.
402
00:15:31,123 --> 00:15:33,623
It's--it's--
I--I--I--
403
00:15:33,706 --> 00:15:35,331
[pulling]
404
00:15:35,414 --> 00:15:37,331
[popping]
I lied!
405
00:15:37,414 --> 00:15:40,914
[sobbing] Oh, I lied, I lied,
I lied, I lied, I lied!
406
00:15:40,998 --> 00:15:43,664
- [stretching, snapping]
- Relax, SpongeBob.
407
00:15:43,748 --> 00:15:45,164
You're twitching
like a prairie dog
408
00:15:45,248 --> 00:15:46,539
on a cow skin rug.
409
00:15:46,623 --> 00:15:47,998
Uh, what on a which?
410
00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:49,664
What's got your beehive
a-buzzing?
411
00:15:49,748 --> 00:15:51,039
My who--a--hive--a--
where's in?
412
00:15:51,123 --> 00:15:56,331
[sighs] What did you lie
about, Spongebob?
413
00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:57,873
[inhales deeply]
414
00:15:57,956 --> 00:15:59,039
Well, there was
this big misunderstanding
415
00:15:59,123 --> 00:16:00,456
and now my Pen Pal
thinks I can fly
416
00:16:00,539 --> 00:16:02,039
and I didn't think
I would ever meet him
417
00:16:02,123 --> 00:16:03,456
but now I have to
and he wants to see me fly
418
00:16:03,539 --> 00:16:04,706
and I don't know how
and if I don't fly
419
00:16:04,789 --> 00:16:06,164
he'll die disappointed.
420
00:16:06,248 --> 00:16:07,623
I made a horrible mistake,
Sandy, please help!
421
00:16:07,706 --> 00:16:09,248
- [inhales, burps]
- Well, it ain't no lie
422
00:16:09,331 --> 00:16:10,998
if you actually
learn to fly.
423
00:16:11,081 --> 00:16:13,789
- And I can help you with that.
- Really?
424
00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:16,206
Sure.
[bubbles pop]
425
00:16:16,289 --> 00:16:18,498
[door closes]
Hm. Mm-hmm.
426
00:16:18,581 --> 00:16:20,248
Seatbelt, check!
427
00:16:20,331 --> 00:16:22,623
Controls, check!
428
00:16:22,706 --> 00:16:24,498
[video game music]
[machine shifts]
429
00:16:24,581 --> 00:16:28,831
[propeller whirs]
430
00:16:28,914 --> 00:16:30,331
Proper takeoff, check.
431
00:16:30,414 --> 00:16:31,414
How you doing in there?
432
00:16:31,498 --> 00:16:33,581
Oh, I'm good.
433
00:16:33,664 --> 00:16:34,831
Oh, there's my house!
434
00:16:34,914 --> 00:16:36,581
[game chiming]
435
00:16:36,664 --> 00:16:38,623
Ooh, I forgot to feed Gary.
[meows]
436
00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:40,623
Oh, hi, Gary.
[crashing]
437
00:16:40,706 --> 00:16:42,581
[disappointing game music]
438
00:16:42,664 --> 00:16:44,623
[sighs] Failed.
439
00:16:44,706 --> 00:16:47,248
All right,
let's try that again.
440
00:16:47,331 --> 00:16:48,748
SpongeBob?
441
00:16:48,831 --> 00:16:51,164
Hm?
[bubbles pop]
442
00:16:51,248 --> 00:16:53,581
All right, Spongebob.
I've tied you up to a rope
443
00:16:53,664 --> 00:16:56,914
so you won't be able
to go too far off course.
444
00:16:56,998 --> 00:16:58,581
[grunts]
Contact!
445
00:16:58,664 --> 00:17:01,081
[triumphant music]
446
00:17:01,164 --> 00:17:05,081
[laughs] I'm doing it!
I'm actually doing it!
447
00:17:05,164 --> 00:17:08,664
Whoo-hoo!
Whoo!
448
00:17:08,748 --> 00:17:11,623
Ahh!
449
00:17:11,706 --> 00:17:13,123
Did I do it?
450
00:17:13,206 --> 00:17:15,748
[groans]
Good enough.
451
00:17:15,831 --> 00:17:18,206
[militaristic music]
[bubbles pop]
452
00:17:18,289 --> 00:17:21,289
[engines roar]
453
00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:23,623
[crowd cheering]
454
00:17:23,706 --> 00:17:27,539
♪ ♪
455
00:17:27,623 --> 00:17:31,373
[coughing, straining]
456
00:17:31,456 --> 00:17:32,498
[gasps]
457
00:17:32,581 --> 00:17:34,081
[groaning, straining]
458
00:17:34,164 --> 00:17:36,748
Hey, you must be
Pen Pal!
459
00:17:36,831 --> 00:17:38,956
[coughing]
460
00:17:39,039 --> 00:17:41,123
What an honor it is
to finally meet you!
461
00:17:41,206 --> 00:17:43,831
Oh, you brave, brave
pen pal, you!
462
00:17:43,914 --> 00:17:45,373
Hm?
[coughs]
463
00:17:45,456 --> 00:17:48,248
I just wanted to say
that today...
464
00:17:48,331 --> 00:17:51,914
Today--today is the first day
of the rest of your life.
465
00:17:51,998 --> 00:17:53,831
I promise to fly to the best
of my ability,
466
00:17:53,914 --> 00:17:55,248
just for you.
467
00:17:55,331 --> 00:17:59,914
- Oh, I will not let you down.
- [coughs, yells]
468
00:17:59,998 --> 00:18:02,206
Mm, my heart is full too,
Pen Pal.
469
00:18:02,289 --> 00:18:05,039
[sniffs]
My heart is full too.
470
00:18:05,123 --> 00:18:07,248
[strains, spits]
471
00:18:07,331 --> 00:18:09,998
Phew, that was
a close one.
472
00:18:10,081 --> 00:18:11,581
What was that guy
talking about?
473
00:18:11,664 --> 00:18:13,039
[munches]
474
00:18:13,123 --> 00:18:16,164
Ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls,
475
00:18:16,248 --> 00:18:19,748
feast your eyes upon the daring
and death defying,
476
00:18:19,831 --> 00:18:22,581
the porous,
the incredible
477
00:18:22,664 --> 00:18:24,873
Flying Sponge!
478
00:18:24,956 --> 00:18:28,664
[cheers and applause]
479
00:18:28,748 --> 00:18:32,081
Take off, don't die, fly a few
seconds low to the ground,
480
00:18:32,164 --> 00:18:34,498
don't die, land,
don't die.
481
00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:35,748
So simple!
482
00:18:35,831 --> 00:18:37,206
[metal tinking]
483
00:18:37,289 --> 00:18:39,123
[screams]
484
00:18:39,206 --> 00:18:41,789
Steve's the name
and scythes are my game!
485
00:18:41,873 --> 00:18:42,873
You need a scythe?
486
00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:44,414
Steve's got ya covered!
487
00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:45,789
One scythe fits all!
488
00:18:45,873 --> 00:18:49,873
- Get out of here, Steve!
- Oh, I had a sale.
489
00:18:49,956 --> 00:18:51,998
Sandy, I'm nervous.
490
00:18:52,081 --> 00:18:53,706
No, it's still not that.
491
00:18:53,789 --> 00:18:55,248
Don't worry, SpongeBob.
492
00:18:55,331 --> 00:18:58,331
You'll be, uh,
just fine.
493
00:18:58,414 --> 00:18:59,914
Yeah.
494
00:18:59,998 --> 00:19:01,623
[radio chatter]
Get ready, boys.
495
00:19:01,706 --> 00:19:06,039
The bronco is loose.
I repeat, the bronco is loose!
496
00:19:06,123 --> 00:19:10,456
Just fine, yeah.
497
00:19:10,539 --> 00:19:11,998
[humming]
498
00:19:12,081 --> 00:19:13,998
[cheers and applause]
[engine turns over]
499
00:19:14,081 --> 00:19:16,998
Pen Pal,
this one's for you.
500
00:19:17,081 --> 00:19:19,914
[engine roars]
501
00:19:19,998 --> 00:19:23,623
[exciting music]
502
00:19:23,706 --> 00:19:27,081
Whoo! I'm flying!
503
00:19:27,164 --> 00:19:28,789
- Yee-haw!
- Hey, SpongeBob!
504
00:19:28,873 --> 00:19:31,748
Ha, I can't believe
you can actually fly
505
00:19:31,831 --> 00:19:33,248
like you said
in your letter.
506
00:19:33,331 --> 00:19:35,498
Patrick?
You're Pen Pal?
507
00:19:35,581 --> 00:19:37,289
Ha, uh, duh! [laughs]
508
00:19:37,373 --> 00:19:38,956
But--but you said
you were dying!
509
00:19:39,039 --> 00:19:40,039
You're not dying.
510
00:19:40,123 --> 00:19:41,581
Dying? Ha.
511
00:19:41,664 --> 00:19:45,039
Oh, oh, you didn't read
the whole letter!
512
00:19:45,123 --> 00:19:47,039
See, it says
"I wish I could watch
513
00:19:47,123 --> 00:19:49,873
you fly because
I am dying."
514
00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:51,456
And here's
the second page!
515
00:19:51,539 --> 00:19:55,039
"To see you as
a real pilot, SpongeBob!
516
00:19:55,123 --> 00:19:57,956
"Here are some other things
I'd like to see:
517
00:19:58,039 --> 00:20:01,331
candy rain, a fire truck
full of clowns--"
518
00:20:01,414 --> 00:20:03,914
Uh, and a bunch
of other stuff.
519
00:20:03,998 --> 00:20:06,581
It all make sense now!
[laughs]
520
00:20:06,664 --> 00:20:08,414
Oh, Patrick!
[laughs]
521
00:20:08,498 --> 00:20:11,039
[laughs]
You thought I was dying.
522
00:20:11,123 --> 00:20:15,456
[laughs]
[screams]
523
00:20:15,539 --> 00:20:16,956
Uh, oh!
524
00:20:17,039 --> 00:20:21,123
[both scream]
525
00:20:21,206 --> 00:20:23,956
Huh?
Ah.
526
00:20:24,039 --> 00:20:26,039
[screaming, struggling]
527
00:20:26,123 --> 00:20:28,623
Watch out!
528
00:20:28,706 --> 00:20:29,789
[struggling]
529
00:20:29,873 --> 00:20:32,456
[zooming]
530
00:20:32,539 --> 00:20:33,873
[tires screech]
531
00:20:33,956 --> 00:20:36,081
[siren wails]
[horn blares]
532
00:20:36,164 --> 00:20:40,039
Candy rain.
Check!
533
00:20:40,123 --> 00:20:42,789
[screaming]
534
00:20:42,873 --> 00:20:44,123
[horn beeps]
535
00:20:44,206 --> 00:20:48,456
Fire truck clowns. Check.
536
00:20:48,539 --> 00:20:51,873
Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa!
537
00:20:51,956 --> 00:20:54,248
[both screaming]
538
00:20:54,331 --> 00:20:55,998
[crashing, screaming]
'Scuse me, pardon me, pardon me,
539
00:20:56,081 --> 00:20:58,831
'scuse me, 'scuse me,
pardon me, pardon me, 'scuse me.
540
00:20:58,914 --> 00:21:00,039
[crashing]
541
00:21:00,123 --> 00:21:02,998
all: Heave-ho!
542
00:21:03,081 --> 00:21:06,581
Fly first class. Check.
543
00:21:06,664 --> 00:21:07,789
[engine roars]
544
00:21:07,873 --> 00:21:09,331
[both gasp]
545
00:21:09,414 --> 00:21:10,998
Ah, something's wrong
with the plane!
546
00:21:11,081 --> 00:21:12,331
Here, take the controls.
547
00:21:12,414 --> 00:21:15,998
- [grunts]
- Take what, now?
548
00:21:16,081 --> 00:21:17,831
[grunts]
549
00:21:17,914 --> 00:21:19,248
[struggling]
550
00:21:19,331 --> 00:21:21,206
Whoa! Whoa!
Ahh!
551
00:21:21,289 --> 00:21:23,498
- [both grunting]
- Whoa!
552
00:21:23,581 --> 00:21:25,456
[siren wails]
553
00:21:25,539 --> 00:21:27,623
[both grunt]
554
00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:31,873
- Ah!
- Aw.
555
00:21:31,956 --> 00:21:33,831
Match point, SpongeBob.
556
00:21:33,914 --> 00:21:36,248
Whoo-hoo!
Check and check.
557
00:21:36,331 --> 00:21:38,206
[laughs]
Hey, Patrick?
558
00:21:38,289 --> 00:21:39,998
Who's flying the plane?
559
00:21:40,081 --> 00:21:42,039
I am.
560
00:21:42,123 --> 00:21:43,623
No, wait.
561
00:21:43,706 --> 00:21:45,498
[both grunt]
562
00:21:45,581 --> 00:21:46,539
[engine sputters]
563
00:21:46,623 --> 00:21:48,706
[all scream]
564
00:21:48,789 --> 00:21:50,081
- [bouncing]
- Ah, ooh.
565
00:21:50,164 --> 00:21:51,414
[engine roars]
566
00:21:51,498 --> 00:21:52,289
Hold on!
567
00:21:52,373 --> 00:21:54,539
We're going down!
568
00:21:54,623 --> 00:21:58,164
[engine stops]
[nose diving]
569
00:21:58,248 --> 00:21:59,331
[both scream]
570
00:21:59,414 --> 00:22:01,248
[engine sputters]
[brakes screech]
571
00:22:01,331 --> 00:22:04,789
- [screaming]
- Oh, oh, oh, oh!
572
00:22:04,873 --> 00:22:06,581
Phew, we ran out of gas.
573
00:22:06,664 --> 00:22:09,456
Don't worry,
I've got this.
574
00:22:09,539 --> 00:22:12,123
Yep.
[engine sputters]
575
00:22:12,206 --> 00:22:13,873
[crashing]
576
00:22:13,956 --> 00:22:15,123
[horn honks]
577
00:22:15,206 --> 00:22:16,706
[water spraying]
578
00:22:16,789 --> 00:22:20,081
Thanks for helping me finish my
list, SpongeBob.
579
00:22:20,164 --> 00:22:22,123
- Patrick, it was my pleasure.
- Really?
580
00:22:22,206 --> 00:22:24,248
Well, if you don't mind,
I have a couple of
581
00:22:24,331 --> 00:22:26,123
other things
I'd like to see.
582
00:22:26,206 --> 00:22:28,248
- Let's hear them.
- Edible balloon,
583
00:22:28,331 --> 00:22:30,289
a skateboarding snail,
584
00:22:30,373 --> 00:22:34,039
a tower of loose meat
that tastes like ice cream,
585
00:22:34,123 --> 00:22:35,456
some ghosts.
586
00:22:35,539 --> 00:22:39,664
[yelling,
engines roaring]
587
00:22:42,164 --> 00:22:45,123
{\an8}[Hawaiian music]
588
00:22:45,206 --> 00:22:53,331
{\an8}♪ ♪
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