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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,896 --> 00:00:10,137 - ARE YA READY, KIDS? 2 00:00:10,241 --> 00:00:11,931 kids: AYE AYE, CAPTAIN! 3 00:00:12,034 --> 00:00:13,379 - I CAN'T HEAR YOU! 4 00:00:13,482 --> 00:00:15,344 kids: AYE AYE, CAPTAIN! 5 00:00:15,448 --> 00:00:18,551 - OOH... 6 00:00:18,655 --> 00:00:20,689 ♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? ♪ 7 00:00:20,793 --> 00:00:22,655 kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ♪ 8 00:00:22,758 --> 00:00:24,482 - ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE ♪ 9 00:00:24,586 --> 00:00:26,620 kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ♪ 10 00:00:26,724 --> 00:00:28,689 - ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪ 11 00:00:28,793 --> 00:00:30,241 kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ♪ 12 00:00:30,344 --> 00:00:32,724 - ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪ 13 00:00:32,827 --> 00:00:33,689 kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ♪ 14 00:00:33,793 --> 00:00:35,137 - ♪ READY? 15 00:00:35,241 --> 00:00:38,655 all: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ♪ 16 00:00:38,758 --> 00:00:40,551 ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 17 00:00:40,655 --> 00:00:42,172 - ♪ SPONGEBO-O-O-OB 18 00:00:42,275 --> 00:00:44,068 ♪ SQUAREPA-A-A-ANTS! 19 00:00:44,172 --> 00:00:46,517 [laughs] 20 00:00:46,620 --> 00:00:48,448 [piccolo tweets] 21 00:00:48,551 --> 00:00:50,724 [wave sounds and seagulls] 22 00:00:52,965 --> 00:00:54,344 [banjo music] 23 00:00:54,448 --> 00:01:01,241 ♪ 24 00:01:01,344 --> 00:01:03,172 [bubbles] 25 00:01:03,275 --> 00:01:05,931 [accordion music] 26 00:01:06,034 --> 00:01:08,862 - PLEASE BE MONEY. PLEASE BE MONEY. 27 00:01:08,965 --> 00:01:10,517 OH! THAT'S NOT MONEY. 28 00:01:10,620 --> 00:01:11,862 IT'S FROM SPONGEBOB. 29 00:01:11,965 --> 00:01:14,482 "DEAR MR. KRABS, 30 00:01:14,586 --> 00:01:16,137 PLEASE COME TO MY HOUSE TONIGHT. 31 00:01:16,241 --> 00:01:17,827 I'M HAVING A FREE MONEY PARTY." 32 00:01:17,931 --> 00:01:19,793 FREE MONEY PARTY! 33 00:01:19,896 --> 00:01:22,103 THIS SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE. 34 00:01:22,206 --> 00:01:25,103 - "DEAR SQUIDWARD, COME TO MY HOUSE TONIGHT. 35 00:01:25,206 --> 00:01:28,448 I'M HAVING A LATTE SIPPING CONTEST." 36 00:01:28,551 --> 00:01:31,034 THIS SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE! 37 00:01:31,137 --> 00:01:33,344 - "PLEASE COME BY MY HOUSE TONIGHT. 38 00:01:33,448 --> 00:01:35,482 I'M HAVING A SCIENCE FAIR." 39 00:01:35,586 --> 00:01:40,482 OH, SPONGEBOB, THIS SOUNDS PLUM TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE. 40 00:01:40,586 --> 00:01:44,172 - "I'M HAVING A WEIGHT-LIFTING COMPETITION." 41 00:01:44,275 --> 00:01:47,103 THAT SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE! 42 00:01:47,206 --> 00:01:49,655 - [gasps] A QUIET EVENING, 43 00:01:49,758 --> 00:01:52,241 STUDYING THE RULES OF THE ROAD. 44 00:01:52,344 --> 00:01:53,517 [laughs] 45 00:01:53,620 --> 00:01:56,206 AHEM. THAT SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE. 46 00:01:56,310 --> 00:01:59,344 - "A MEETING OF THE MINDS TO DISCUSS 47 00:01:59,448 --> 00:02:02,137 THE ULTIMATE DOWNFALL OF THE KRUSTY KRAB." 48 00:02:02,241 --> 00:02:04,689 THIS SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE! 49 00:02:06,827 --> 00:02:08,068 - WELCOME, FRIENDS. 50 00:02:08,172 --> 00:02:09,275 PLEASE COME IN. 51 00:02:12,827 --> 00:02:14,620 I'M SO GLAD YOU ALL COULD MAKE IT. 52 00:02:14,724 --> 00:02:16,758 TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A MAGICAL EVENING, 53 00:02:16,862 --> 00:02:19,034 FILLED WITH...MAGIC. 54 00:02:19,137 --> 00:02:20,241 - UH, SPONGEBOB? 55 00:02:20,344 --> 00:02:21,241 - YES, MR. KRABS. 56 00:02:21,344 --> 00:02:22,310 - CAN WE SKIP THE MAGIC, 57 00:02:22,413 --> 00:02:23,689 AND GET RIGHT TO THE FREE MONEY? 58 00:02:23,793 --> 00:02:25,586 - HOW ABOUT THE LATTE SIPPING? 59 00:02:25,689 --> 00:02:27,517 - AND WHAT ABOUT THE PUMPING OF THE IRON? 60 00:02:27,620 --> 00:02:29,758 - AND DIABOLICAL CONSPIRACIES? 61 00:02:29,862 --> 00:02:32,448 - AND LET'S NOT FORGET THE SCIENCE FAIR. 62 00:02:32,551 --> 00:02:34,000 - THE REAL REASON I CALLED YOU HERE 63 00:02:34,103 --> 00:02:36,103 WAS TO WATCH THIS SLIDESHOW OF PHOTOS 64 00:02:36,206 --> 00:02:38,103 FROM MY FAMILY VACATION! 65 00:02:38,206 --> 00:02:40,655 all: I KNEW IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE! 66 00:02:40,758 --> 00:02:41,758 - [laughing] 67 00:02:41,862 --> 00:02:43,344 HEY, SORRY I'M LATE, SPONGEBOB! 68 00:02:43,448 --> 00:02:46,275 I HAD TO FIND MY MOVIE-WATCHING HAT. 69 00:02:46,379 --> 00:02:48,103 - THAT DOES IT, I'M GONE. 70 00:02:48,206 --> 00:02:52,344 all: YEAH. ME, TOO. - OW! OW! OW! 71 00:02:52,448 --> 00:02:53,448 - WAIT! WAIT! 72 00:02:53,551 --> 00:02:55,620 YOU'RE GONNA MISS THE FIRST SLIDE. 73 00:02:57,551 --> 00:03:00,172 - LOOKS MORE LIKE A SLIP THAN A SLIDE. 74 00:03:00,275 --> 00:03:01,448 HA. HA. 75 00:03:01,551 --> 00:03:03,000 - I'VE SEEN ENOUGH. 76 00:03:03,103 --> 00:03:05,000 - WAIT! COME BACK! 77 00:03:07,310 --> 00:03:09,448 SEE? IT'S PATRICK. 78 00:03:09,551 --> 00:03:10,896 - H-H-HEY! IT'S ME! 79 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:13,344 - WHY IS IT ALL ORANGE AND BLURRY? 80 00:03:13,448 --> 00:03:14,551 - WHERE? 81 00:03:14,655 --> 00:03:16,689 - SEE? RIGHT THERE, UM, THE ENTIRE THING. 82 00:03:16,793 --> 00:03:17,965 - O-OH. 83 00:03:18,068 --> 00:03:20,000 THAT'S BECAUSE PATRICK KEPT SPRAYING THE CAMERA 84 00:03:20,103 --> 00:03:21,413 WITH CHEESE FIZZ. 85 00:03:21,517 --> 00:03:24,310 PATRICK, YOU'RE SPRAYING THE CAMERA WITH CHEESE FIZZ. 86 00:03:24,413 --> 00:03:26,620 THE PICTURES WILL COME OUT ALL ORANGE AND BLURRY. 87 00:03:26,724 --> 00:03:28,000 - I CAN'T HELP IT, SPONGEBOB, 88 00:03:28,103 --> 00:03:30,689 I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT GOING ON A FAMILY VACATION 89 00:03:30,793 --> 00:03:34,586 WITH YOU AND YOUR PARENTS, THAT MY AIM IS OFF. 90 00:03:34,689 --> 00:03:37,517 SEE? 91 00:03:37,620 --> 00:03:38,965 THERE WE GO. 92 00:03:39,068 --> 00:03:40,448 - I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 93 00:03:40,551 --> 00:03:41,965 SOMETIMES IT FEELS LIKE I'VE BEEN WAITING 94 00:03:42,068 --> 00:03:44,344 MY ENTIRE LIFE TO GO ON THIS TRIP! 95 00:03:44,448 --> 00:03:46,310 - REALLY? WHY IS THAT? 96 00:03:46,413 --> 00:03:47,965 - PROBABLY BECAUSE I HAVE. 97 00:03:48,068 --> 00:03:49,586 - HAVE WHAT? - BEEN WAITING. 98 00:03:49,689 --> 00:03:53,275 - WAIT, WH-- YOU MEAN, SO...WHAT? 99 00:03:53,379 --> 00:03:54,275 [car horn beeps] 100 00:03:54,379 --> 00:03:56,103 - AH! PATRICK! THEY'RE HERE! 101 00:03:56,206 --> 00:03:58,275 - GOOD MORNING, SON. READY TO HEAD OUT? 102 00:03:58,379 --> 00:03:59,517 - YOU BET! 103 00:03:59,620 --> 00:04:01,655 - SPONGEBOB, DON'T LEAVE YOUR LUGGAGE BEHIND. 104 00:04:01,758 --> 00:04:04,689 - OH, THAT'S NOT LUGGAGE. IT'S PATRICK. 105 00:04:04,793 --> 00:04:06,103 HE'S COMING WITH US, REMEMBER? 106 00:04:06,206 --> 00:04:07,655 - WELL, SHAKE A LEG, BOYS, 107 00:04:07,758 --> 00:04:10,586 THE GREAT BARRIER REEF ISN'T GONNA VISIT ITSELF. 108 00:04:10,689 --> 00:04:12,517 - YOUR FATHER'S RIGHT, SON. 109 00:04:12,620 --> 00:04:14,896 - THEY KNOW I'M RIGHT. 110 00:04:18,931 --> 00:04:19,827 - YOU BROUGHT HOMEWORK? 111 00:04:19,931 --> 00:04:21,103 - NO, PATRICK. 112 00:04:21,206 --> 00:04:22,724 IT'S A BROCHURE, DETAILING ALL THE FUN 113 00:04:22,827 --> 00:04:24,551 TO BE HAD AT OUR FINAL DESTINATION, 114 00:04:24,655 --> 00:04:26,482 THE GREAT BARRIER REEF. 115 00:04:26,586 --> 00:04:28,034 SEE? THERE'S A HUGE ASSORTMENT 116 00:04:28,137 --> 00:04:30,275 OF SLIDES, AND TRAMPOLINES, 117 00:04:30,379 --> 00:04:31,551 - AND FORTS. 118 00:04:31,655 --> 00:04:33,137 - AND ROPES TO SWING ON. 119 00:04:33,241 --> 00:04:34,379 - AND FORTS. 120 00:04:34,482 --> 00:04:36,068 - AND A WATER PARK! 121 00:04:36,172 --> 00:04:38,000 OH, NO. THAT'S JUST WHERE YOU DROOLED ON IT. 122 00:04:39,344 --> 00:04:41,172 I CAN'T WAIT TO GET THERE! 123 00:04:41,275 --> 00:04:42,689 HOW ABOUT YOU? - NO, I CAN'T. 124 00:04:42,793 --> 00:04:44,965 - YEAH. - NO, I MEAN I REALLY CAN'T. 125 00:04:45,068 --> 00:04:47,448 I'VE BEEN IN THIS CONFINED SPACE TOO LONG ALREADY! HELP! 126 00:04:47,551 --> 00:04:48,586 GET ME OUT OF HERE! 127 00:04:51,379 --> 00:04:52,689 - ALL RIGHT, BOYS, ALL RIGHT. 128 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:55,000 LET'S TURN DOWN THE VOLUME BACK THERE. 129 00:04:55,103 --> 00:04:56,758 - I HAVE AN IDEA. 130 00:04:56,862 --> 00:04:59,241 WHY DON'T WE PLAY A ROAD GAME, TO PASS THE TIME? 131 00:04:59,344 --> 00:05:00,413 - YEAH! 132 00:05:00,517 --> 00:05:01,896 - ANYBODY KNOW ANY? 133 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:05,724 - OH! OH! OH! OH! HIDE AND SEEK! 134 00:05:05,827 --> 00:05:07,689 - HEY, WHY DOES HE GET TO GO FIRST? 135 00:05:07,793 --> 00:05:10,448 - ♪ AND SHE THREW IT ALL AWAY-- ♪ 136 00:05:10,551 --> 00:05:12,448 - OKAY, FIND ME! - GAH! EGAD. 137 00:05:21,620 --> 00:05:22,620 [clang] [horn] 138 00:05:22,724 --> 00:05:23,620 [squeek] [splat] 139 00:05:23,724 --> 00:05:24,620 - HEY! [boink] 140 00:05:24,724 --> 00:05:26,000 [honk] [splurt] 141 00:05:26,103 --> 00:05:27,620 [splonk] 142 00:05:28,724 --> 00:05:30,827 [mall music] 143 00:05:30,931 --> 00:05:34,000 ♪ 144 00:05:40,241 --> 00:05:42,068 [rockabilly music] 145 00:05:42,172 --> 00:05:43,413 ♪ 146 00:05:43,517 --> 00:05:44,586 - [male announcer] THERE'S THE GREEN FLAG. 147 00:05:44,689 --> 00:05:47,862 AND THE RACE IS UNDERWAY. 148 00:05:47,965 --> 00:05:49,310 [crunch] [wham] 149 00:05:49,413 --> 00:05:50,310 [clang] [ding] 150 00:05:50,413 --> 00:05:51,448 [smoosh] [gong] 151 00:05:51,551 --> 00:05:52,482 [whang] [splorch] 152 00:05:52,586 --> 00:05:53,758 [gurch] [blong] 153 00:05:53,862 --> 00:05:55,103 [cymbal crash] [floob] 154 00:05:55,206 --> 00:05:56,172 [grunch] [whizz] 155 00:05:56,275 --> 00:05:58,034 AND WE HAVE A NEW WINNER! 156 00:05:58,137 --> 00:06:00,172 all: YEAH! [whistles] 157 00:06:13,172 --> 00:06:14,758 - MOO. 158 00:06:14,862 --> 00:06:15,862 MOO! [car horn] 159 00:06:15,965 --> 00:06:18,620 [bonk] [slide whistle] 160 00:06:18,724 --> 00:06:21,379 [urgent string music] 161 00:06:21,482 --> 00:06:24,000 ♪ 162 00:06:27,586 --> 00:06:28,655 [wham] [slap] 163 00:06:28,758 --> 00:06:31,000 [whack] [crack] 164 00:06:36,724 --> 00:06:38,793 - MM-MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST SING THE ROAD SONG. 165 00:06:38,896 --> 00:06:45,103 ♪ ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ♪ 166 00:06:45,206 --> 00:06:49,551 - ♪ WHEN I'M ON THE ROAD - ♪ ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. 167 00:06:49,655 --> 00:06:53,068 - ♪ I SEE STUFF GOING BY - ♪ ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. 168 00:06:53,172 --> 00:06:57,448 - ♪ ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. - ♪ WHEN I'M ON THE ROAD 169 00:06:57,551 --> 00:07:00,724 [splat] - ♪ I GOT A BUG IN MY EYE 170 00:07:00,827 --> 00:07:06,620 - ♪ ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. - ♪ WHEN I'M ON THE ROAD 171 00:07:06,724 --> 00:07:10,206 ♪ LOOKS LIKE CLEAR SKIES AHEAD - ♪ ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. 172 00:07:10,310 --> 00:07:15,689 - ♪ WHEN I'M ON THE ROAD - ♪ ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. 173 00:07:15,793 --> 00:07:19,482 ♪ PLEASE STOP TOUCHING MY HEAD - ♪ ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. 174 00:07:19,586 --> 00:07:20,793 [faster] - ♪ ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. 175 00:07:20,896 --> 00:07:23,275 all: ♪ LET'S ALL SING THE ROAD SONG ♪ 176 00:07:23,379 --> 00:07:24,689 [clap clap] 177 00:07:24,793 --> 00:07:28,310 - ♪ I WANT TO SING IT ALL DAY LONG ♪ 178 00:07:28,413 --> 00:07:30,931 all: ♪ LET'S ALL SING THE ROAD SONG ♪ 179 00:07:31,034 --> 00:07:32,689 [clap clap] 180 00:07:32,793 --> 00:07:35,586 all: ♪ LET'S ALL SING... - ♪ ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. 181 00:07:35,689 --> 00:07:42,448 all: ♪ ALONG - ♪ ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. RO-O-AD 182 00:07:42,551 --> 00:07:44,034 [crash] 183 00:07:45,793 --> 00:07:49,620 - UM, ANYBODY KNOW ANY OTHER GOOD ROAD TUNES? 184 00:07:49,724 --> 00:07:50,931 [hawaiian music] 185 00:07:51,034 --> 00:07:52,000 ♪ 186 00:07:52,103 --> 00:07:56,379 [grunting] 187 00:07:56,482 --> 00:07:59,413 - OOF. URG. OH. 188 00:07:59,517 --> 00:08:02,137 - HOW MUCH FARTHER TO THE NEAREST SERVICE STATION? 189 00:08:02,241 --> 00:08:05,137 - UH, PROBABLY PRETTY FAR, SON. 190 00:08:05,241 --> 00:08:06,310 [honk] 191 00:08:07,482 --> 00:08:08,827 - OH, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. 192 00:08:11,137 --> 00:08:12,379 [banjo music] 193 00:08:12,482 --> 00:08:13,482 ♪ 194 00:08:13,586 --> 00:08:15,172 - SO, UH, HOW'S IT LOOKING? 195 00:08:16,896 --> 00:08:20,379 - WELL, GOT A CRACKED TIMING CASE COVER, 196 00:08:20,482 --> 00:08:24,827 IT'S BROKEN A COUPLE OF TEETH OFF THE TIMING GEAR, 197 00:08:24,931 --> 00:08:28,758 THE RADIATOR'S DAMAGED AT THE CORE, 198 00:08:28,862 --> 00:08:31,413 YOU GOT A CRACKED WATER PUMP, 199 00:08:31,517 --> 00:08:35,310 AND A FRACTURED INJECTOR LINE. 200 00:08:35,413 --> 00:08:36,896 - AND WHAT DOES ALL THAT MEAN? 201 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:39,827 - WELL, LITTLE MISSY, IN TECHNICAL TERMS, 202 00:08:39,931 --> 00:08:41,482 [sniff] 203 00:08:41,586 --> 00:08:44,827 IF SHE SHE DON'T WANT TO RUN, SHE DON'T WANT TO RUN, 204 00:08:47,206 --> 00:08:48,862 - UH-HUH. AHEM. 205 00:08:48,965 --> 00:08:51,448 OH, SO WHAT ARE WE LOOKING AT, TIME-WISE? 206 00:08:51,551 --> 00:08:54,862 - WELL, NOW THAT DEPENDS. 207 00:08:54,965 --> 00:08:56,793 HOW MUCH TIME YOU GOT? 208 00:08:56,896 --> 00:09:00,551 [wheezy laugh] 209 00:09:00,655 --> 00:09:02,724 - [laughing] 210 00:09:02,827 --> 00:09:05,172 HOW MUCH T-- UH... 211 00:09:05,275 --> 00:09:06,620 NOT FUNNY. 212 00:09:09,241 --> 00:09:12,137 - HEY! AT LEAST THEY HAVE A COZY-LOOKING WAITING ROOM. 213 00:09:15,137 --> 00:09:16,103 HEY, COME ON. 214 00:09:17,448 --> 00:09:19,931 MAN, AM I BORED. 215 00:09:20,034 --> 00:09:22,586 - I AM BEYOND BORED. 216 00:09:22,689 --> 00:09:24,896 I'M... BEE-ORED. 217 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:29,000 - OH, BOYS! IS THAT A PLAYGROUND NEXT DOOR I SEE? 218 00:09:30,344 --> 00:09:35,103 both: PLAYGROUND! 219 00:09:35,206 --> 00:09:36,413 both: HMM. 220 00:09:36,517 --> 00:09:39,275 - NOT THE MOST COLORFUL PLAYGROUND I'VE SEEN. 221 00:09:39,379 --> 00:09:40,655 - MM-MMM. 222 00:09:40,758 --> 00:09:42,310 THIS LOOKS MORE LIKE A GRAY-GROUND. 223 00:09:44,413 --> 00:09:47,000 - WELL, I'LL JUST LEAVE YOU TWO HERE TO AMUSE YOURSELVES, 224 00:09:47,103 --> 00:09:49,413 AND COME BACK FOR YOU WHEN THE BOAT'S FIXED. 225 00:09:49,517 --> 00:09:51,862 - UM, ACTUALLY THIS PLACE SEEMS A LITTLE BIT-- 226 00:09:51,965 --> 00:09:52,965 - HAVE FUN! 227 00:09:53,068 --> 00:09:55,448 - WELL, THIS IS A NASTY TURN OF EVENTS. 228 00:09:55,551 --> 00:09:57,137 - YOU'RE PREACHING TO THE CHOIR, PATRICK. 229 00:09:57,241 --> 00:09:58,896 - I KNEW IT WAS GONNA HAPPEN, TOO. 230 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:00,379 - YOU DID? HOW? 231 00:10:00,482 --> 00:10:02,793 - 'CAUSE IT HAPPENS EVERY TIME I KEEP MY CHEESE FIZZ 232 00:10:02,896 --> 00:10:04,172 IN MY BACK POCKET. 233 00:10:04,275 --> 00:10:05,275 [splurch] 234 00:10:05,379 --> 00:10:07,448 DARN! IT'S ALMOST EMPTY. 235 00:10:07,551 --> 00:10:10,448 - WELL, I GUESS WE'LL JUST HAVE TO MAKE THE BEST OF IT. 236 00:10:10,551 --> 00:10:13,517 ♪ AH LA LA LA THIS IS FUN. 237 00:10:13,620 --> 00:10:14,758 HEY, PATRICK, YOU GOTTA TRY THIS-- 238 00:10:14,862 --> 00:10:16,793 [garble] 239 00:10:16,896 --> 00:10:18,586 [splurch] - HUH? 240 00:10:18,689 --> 00:10:20,965 SPONGEBOB, WERE YOU TALKIN' TO ME? 241 00:10:21,068 --> 00:10:25,000 I COULDA SWORN SPONGEBOB WAS CALLIN' ME FROM THIS DIRECTION. 242 00:10:25,103 --> 00:10:27,241 SPONGEBOB, WHERE ARE YOU? 243 00:10:27,344 --> 00:10:28,206 - HEY, PATRICK. 244 00:10:28,310 --> 00:10:29,241 - HUH. 245 00:10:29,344 --> 00:10:30,655 SPONGEBOB? 246 00:10:30,758 --> 00:10:31,827 AW, COME ON, WHERE ARE YOU HIDING? 247 00:10:31,931 --> 00:10:33,689 THIS ISN'T FUNNY. 248 00:10:33,793 --> 00:10:36,000 HUH. - PATRICK, I'M RIGHT HERE. 249 00:10:36,103 --> 00:10:38,620 - OH, HEY, SPONGEBOB. HOW'D YOU GET THERE? 250 00:10:38,724 --> 00:10:39,793 - WELL, I WAS ON THIS SEESAW-- 251 00:10:39,896 --> 00:10:40,793 - SLIDE! 252 00:10:40,896 --> 00:10:44,034 HA! [laughs excitedly] 253 00:10:52,344 --> 00:10:53,689 [strains] 254 00:10:53,793 --> 00:10:54,827 [smack] - OOF! 255 00:10:54,931 --> 00:10:56,448 - PATRICK, DO YOU NEED HELP? 256 00:10:56,551 --> 00:10:57,620 - HUH? 257 00:10:57,724 --> 00:10:59,931 OH, WITH THIS SLIDE STUCK TO MY BOTTOM? 258 00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:02,103 NAR, HUH. I WANT IT THERE. 259 00:11:05,379 --> 00:11:06,379 I HATE YOU, SLIDE! 260 00:11:06,482 --> 00:11:07,482 [strains] 261 00:11:07,586 --> 00:11:08,586 OOF! 262 00:11:11,482 --> 00:11:13,517 OH, SORRY, SPONGEBOB. 263 00:11:16,517 --> 00:11:18,724 - HEY, LOOK, A SWING SET! 264 00:11:25,172 --> 00:11:26,103 CAN'T GO WRONG WITH THIS 265 00:11:26,206 --> 00:11:27,620 ALL-TIME PLAYGROUND FAVORITE. 266 00:11:29,275 --> 00:11:31,241 WHEE. 267 00:11:31,344 --> 00:11:32,827 HEY, THIS IS ALMOST 268 00:11:32,931 --> 00:11:34,862 LIKE BEING AT THE GREAT BARRIER REEF, HUH? 269 00:11:34,965 --> 00:11:36,586 TRY IT, PATRICK. 270 00:11:36,689 --> 00:11:37,827 - OKAY. 271 00:11:40,448 --> 00:11:41,448 IT'S NOT WORKING. 272 00:11:41,551 --> 00:11:42,758 - NO, GO BACK AND FORTH, LIKE THIS. 273 00:11:42,862 --> 00:11:44,034 UH, UH, UH, UH. 274 00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:45,551 THERE YOU GO, 275 00:11:45,655 --> 00:11:47,517 NOW YOU'RE GETTIN' INTO THE... SWING OF THINGS. 276 00:11:47,620 --> 00:11:51,655 ♪ BA LA LA LA LA - [laughs excitedly] 277 00:11:51,758 --> 00:11:54,275 HEY! WATCH ME... 278 00:11:54,379 --> 00:11:55,724 GO! 279 00:11:55,827 --> 00:11:57,275 OH! OH-WHOA! 280 00:11:57,379 --> 00:11:58,620 - PATRICK? 281 00:11:58,724 --> 00:12:01,206 - GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! 282 00:12:01,310 --> 00:12:02,620 WHOA! 283 00:12:02,724 --> 00:12:05,413 - PATRICK! I'M COMING! 284 00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:06,724 - YOW! 285 00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:07,965 - AAH! 286 00:12:08,068 --> 00:12:11,103 - YOW! OW! OW! 287 00:12:11,206 --> 00:12:13,000 - WAH! AI-AH! WAH! 288 00:12:13,103 --> 00:12:15,172 [screaming] 289 00:12:15,275 --> 00:12:18,586 - [screaming] YOW! OW! OW! 290 00:12:18,689 --> 00:12:21,620 - [screaming] WAH! AH! AH! 291 00:12:21,724 --> 00:12:24,620 AH! OH. 292 00:12:27,310 --> 00:12:28,379 - PATRICK? 293 00:12:28,482 --> 00:12:29,413 - [gurgling] SPONGEBOB. 294 00:12:29,517 --> 00:12:31,137 - PATRICK! ARE YOU OKAY? 295 00:12:31,241 --> 00:12:33,586 - NO. I'M NOT OKAY. - YOU'RE NOT? 296 00:12:33,689 --> 00:12:35,620 - NO. I'M GREAT! 297 00:12:35,724 --> 00:12:38,068 THAT WAS AWEOME! 298 00:12:38,172 --> 00:12:39,655 HUH, LET'S DO IT AGAIN! 299 00:12:41,586 --> 00:12:43,344 - YEAH! PATRICK, WAIT. 300 00:12:49,448 --> 00:12:52,827 SOMETHING TELLS ME, THAT IS A ONE-WAY DRAIN. 301 00:12:55,620 --> 00:12:59,517 UH, HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN WALKING HERE, PATRICK? 302 00:12:59,620 --> 00:13:02,379 - WELL, THAT DEPENDS ON WHO YOU ASK. 303 00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:03,758 - WHY? 304 00:13:03,862 --> 00:13:06,379 - WELL, 'CAUSE IF YOU ASK SOMEONE WITH A WATCH, 305 00:13:06,482 --> 00:13:07,655 THEY MIGHT BE ABLE TO TELL YOU. 306 00:13:07,758 --> 00:13:08,965 [rumble] 307 00:13:09,068 --> 00:13:10,517 - ARE YOU GETTIN' HUNGRY? 308 00:13:10,620 --> 00:13:12,827 - YEAH! HOW'D YOU KNOW? 309 00:13:12,931 --> 00:13:14,724 - OH, I COULD HEAR YOUR STOMACH GROWLING. 310 00:13:14,827 --> 00:13:15,827 I THOUGHT FOR A SECOND, 311 00:13:15,931 --> 00:13:17,551 IT MIGHT BE SOME KIND OF SCALY MONSTER 312 00:13:17,655 --> 00:13:18,896 COMING TO EAT US. 313 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:22,482 [hearty laughter] 314 00:13:22,586 --> 00:13:23,862 - THAT'S FUNNY. 315 00:13:23,965 --> 00:13:25,896 COULDN'T HAVE BEEN MY STOMACH GROWLING, THOUGH. 316 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,068 - IT COULDN'T? - NOPE! 317 00:13:27,172 --> 00:13:29,655 I HAD ITS VOCAL CHORDS REMOVED BEFORE THE TRIP. 318 00:13:29,758 --> 00:13:31,137 - WELL, I COULD HAVE SWORN THAT I HEARD-- 319 00:13:31,241 --> 00:13:32,379 [growling rumble] 320 00:13:32,482 --> 00:13:34,344 SPONGEBOB! I HEARD IT, I HEARD GROWLING! 321 00:13:34,448 --> 00:13:36,862 - NO, THAT TIME IT WAS MY STOMACH. 322 00:13:36,965 --> 00:13:39,206 THERE'S GOTTA BE SOMETHING AROUND HERE TO EAT. 323 00:13:39,310 --> 00:13:40,827 MMM! 324 00:13:40,931 --> 00:13:42,551 [chomp] [munch] 325 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,172 PATRICK, I FOUND SOME BERRIES WE CAN-- 326 00:13:44,275 --> 00:13:45,275 OOF! 327 00:13:45,379 --> 00:13:47,068 NOT...EAT! 328 00:13:47,172 --> 00:13:48,517 - [chomp] [munch] 329 00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:50,965 [munch munch munch] 330 00:13:51,068 --> 00:13:52,103 THANKS FOR THE WARNING. 331 00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:53,793 - PATRICK, WHERE DID YOU GET-- 332 00:13:53,896 --> 00:13:54,965 [thunderous pop] 333 00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:56,517 [cork pop] - THE CUPCAKE? 334 00:13:56,620 --> 00:13:58,241 - FROM THE VENDING MACHINE. 335 00:13:58,344 --> 00:13:59,931 [magical guitar chord] 336 00:14:00,034 --> 00:14:01,896 - O-OH. 337 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,137 [mighty grumble] 338 00:14:04,241 --> 00:14:05,482 - WAS IT YOUR STOMACH THAT TIME, TOO? 339 00:14:05,586 --> 00:14:07,241 - NOPE. 340 00:14:07,344 --> 00:14:08,827 RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! 341 00:14:14,379 --> 00:14:17,896 - ROAR! 342 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,137 [wiggle] 343 00:14:20,379 --> 00:14:22,413 - IT'S COMING CLOSER! 344 00:14:22,517 --> 00:14:23,724 [screech] 345 00:14:23,827 --> 00:14:24,724 [wobble wobble] 346 00:14:24,827 --> 00:14:27,103 OH, NO! IT'S A SHEER DROP-OFF! 347 00:14:27,206 --> 00:14:28,137 NOW WHAT DO WE DO? 348 00:14:28,241 --> 00:14:29,551 - DON'T ASK ME. 349 00:14:29,655 --> 00:14:30,896 I DON'T REMEMBER 350 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:34,034 "BEING EATEN ALIVE" ON THIS TRIP'S ITINERARY. 351 00:14:34,137 --> 00:14:36,793 - I'M TOO YOUNG TO BE DIGESTED! 352 00:14:36,896 --> 00:14:38,793 [sobbing] 353 00:14:38,896 --> 00:14:40,103 - WAIT, SPONGEBOB. 354 00:14:40,206 --> 00:14:41,448 I KNOW HOW TO GET US OUT OF THIS. 355 00:14:41,551 --> 00:14:42,655 - YOU DO? 356 00:14:42,758 --> 00:14:44,551 - I SAW SOMETHING JUST LIKE THIS IN A MOVIE ONCE. 357 00:14:44,655 --> 00:14:46,344 NOW, WATCH CLOSELY, 358 00:14:46,448 --> 00:14:48,793 AND DO EXACTLY WHAT I DO. 359 00:14:48,896 --> 00:14:50,000 - ROGER. 360 00:14:52,793 --> 00:14:54,000 - OKAY, NOW WHAT? 361 00:14:54,103 --> 00:14:55,172 - UH, I'M NOT SURE. 362 00:14:55,275 --> 00:14:57,137 I FELL ASLEEP IN THE SECOND HALF OF THE MOVIE. 363 00:14:59,034 --> 00:15:00,965 [screaming] 364 00:15:02,896 --> 00:15:05,655 - WELL, I HOPE THAT MONSTER'S CARRYING SOME SYRUP. 365 00:15:05,758 --> 00:15:08,482 - YEAH, 'CAUSE IF HE EATS US, HE'S HAVING PANCAKES FOR LUNCH. 366 00:15:08,586 --> 00:15:10,068 [sproing] both: WHOA! 367 00:15:12,862 --> 00:15:16,517 [relieved laughter] 368 00:15:16,620 --> 00:15:17,827 - PATRICK, WE DID IT! 369 00:15:17,931 --> 00:15:18,965 - WE'RE NOT GONNA BE EATEN! 370 00:15:19,068 --> 00:15:20,206 - HOORAY, FOR NOT BEING EATEN! 371 00:15:20,310 --> 00:15:21,827 - HOORAY! 372 00:15:21,931 --> 00:15:26,068 ♪ WE'RE NOT GONNA BE EATEN, WE'RE NOT GONNA BE EATEN ♪ 373 00:15:26,172 --> 00:15:28,344 - HEY, SPONGEBOB? - YEAH, PATRICK. 374 00:15:28,448 --> 00:15:32,000 - ALL THIS NOT-BEING-EATEN IS MAKING ME HUNGRY. 375 00:15:32,103 --> 00:15:33,379 - OH, HO, DON'T WORRY. 376 00:15:33,482 --> 00:15:35,137 WHEN WE GET TO THE GREAT BARRIER REEF, 377 00:15:35,241 --> 00:15:36,344 WE'LL EAT LIKE KINGS. 378 00:15:36,448 --> 00:15:37,448 - ALL RIGHT! 379 00:15:37,551 --> 00:15:38,551 - ALL RIGHT! 380 00:15:38,655 --> 00:15:39,862 NOW, PUT HER THERE, PATRICK. 381 00:15:39,965 --> 00:15:41,241 PUT HER THERE! 382 00:15:41,344 --> 00:15:42,275 [squish] 383 00:15:42,379 --> 00:15:43,448 - EW, PATRICK, 384 00:15:43,551 --> 00:15:45,172 HAVE YOU BEEN USING A DIFFERENT MOISTURIZER? 385 00:15:45,275 --> 00:15:46,862 YOUR HANDS FEEL KIND OF-- 386 00:15:46,965 --> 00:15:48,551 [horrified garble] 387 00:15:51,103 --> 00:15:52,379 - OH, NO, IT'S-- 388 00:15:52,482 --> 00:15:54,896 IT'S JUST THE SAME OLD MOISTURIZER I ALWAYS USE. 389 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,172 - [sputtering babble] 390 00:15:57,275 --> 00:15:58,413 - AW, COME ON, SPONGEBOB, 391 00:15:58,517 --> 00:15:59,793 DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING HERE. 392 00:15:59,896 --> 00:16:01,862 - [confused blather] 393 00:16:01,965 --> 00:16:03,482 - LET ME GUESS, 394 00:16:03,586 --> 00:16:05,172 IT'S TIME TO START SCREAMING AGAIN? 395 00:16:05,275 --> 00:16:07,206 - ONE SECOND. 396 00:16:07,310 --> 00:16:08,310 OKAY, NOW. 397 00:16:08,413 --> 00:16:11,931 [screaming] 398 00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:15,896 [screaming] 399 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,413 [falling screaming] 400 00:16:17,517 --> 00:16:20,758 - SPONGEBOB, AS MUCH AS I'D LIKE TO STAY AND HANG AROUND, 401 00:16:20,862 --> 00:16:23,206 I'M NOT SURE THAT NOW'S THE BEST TIME. 402 00:16:23,310 --> 00:16:24,206 - I KNOW, PATRICK, 403 00:16:24,310 --> 00:16:25,275 BUT RIGHT NOW, IT SEEMS TO BE-- 404 00:16:25,379 --> 00:16:26,413 [excited babble] [gasping] 405 00:16:26,517 --> 00:16:27,965 OUR BEST POSSIBLE COURSE OF ACTION. 406 00:16:28,068 --> 00:16:30,310 - WELL, I PROBABLY 407 00:16:30,413 --> 00:16:32,206 WOULD REALLY BE ENJOYING THE VIEW 408 00:16:32,310 --> 00:16:36,206 IF I STILL HAD SOME BLOOD FLOWING TO MY ARMS. OW. 409 00:16:36,310 --> 00:16:37,344 - DON'T WORRY, PATRICK, 410 00:16:37,448 --> 00:16:38,586 YOUR BLOOD-FLOW IS NOT THE ONLY THING 411 00:16:38,689 --> 00:16:39,655 THAT'S WEARING THIN. 412 00:16:39,758 --> 00:16:40,689 [snap] 413 00:16:40,793 --> 00:16:43,000 [screaming] 414 00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:44,275 - GRAB IT, PATRICK! 415 00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:46,137 - G-GRABBING! 416 00:16:46,241 --> 00:16:47,793 - [naseous wailing] 417 00:16:47,896 --> 00:16:50,344 - OKAY, SPONGEBOB, YOUR TURN! 418 00:16:50,448 --> 00:16:51,517 - [snoring] - SPONGEBOB! 419 00:16:51,620 --> 00:16:53,000 - HUH? OH, I GOT IT. 420 00:17:02,103 --> 00:17:04,034 [head scratching] 421 00:17:06,586 --> 00:17:08,896 - PHEW! THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE, HUH, PATRICK? 422 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,137 - YEAH. 423 00:17:10,241 --> 00:17:12,206 BUT IT LOOKS LIKE EVERTHING WORKED OUT JUST-- 424 00:17:12,310 --> 00:17:13,379 VINE. HA. 425 00:17:13,482 --> 00:17:14,586 [ringing] 426 00:17:14,689 --> 00:17:15,724 - PATRICK. PATRICK? 427 00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:16,965 DID YOU HEAR THAT? 428 00:17:17,068 --> 00:17:18,689 - IT SOUNDED LIKE IT CAME FROM THE OTHER SIDE 429 00:17:18,793 --> 00:17:19,862 OF THIS BIG ROCK. 430 00:17:19,965 --> 00:17:20,862 THIS ISN'T A BIG ROCK. 431 00:17:20,965 --> 00:17:22,310 IT'S A BIG WALL. 432 00:17:22,413 --> 00:17:24,931 - DO YOU SUPPOSE IT BELONGS TO THAT GIFT SHOP RIGHT THERE? 433 00:17:25,034 --> 00:17:27,034 - WHAT WOULD A GIFT SHOP BE DOING, 434 00:17:27,137 --> 00:17:28,448 RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE? 435 00:17:28,551 --> 00:17:30,103 - I-- UH, SELLING GIFTS? 436 00:17:30,206 --> 00:17:32,068 [ringing] - WOW, PATRICK, 437 00:17:32,172 --> 00:17:33,689 LOOK AT ALL THIS STUFF! 438 00:17:36,241 --> 00:17:37,482 YOU GONNA BUY SOMETHING? 439 00:17:37,586 --> 00:17:40,379 - NAH, I'M NOT IN THE MARKET FOR ANY SOUVENIRS. 440 00:17:40,482 --> 00:17:42,103 - [chuckling] OH-HO, YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY SOUVEN-- 441 00:17:42,206 --> 00:17:43,275 [gasps] 442 00:17:43,379 --> 00:17:45,137 OH, NO. I JUST REALIZED WHAT THIS PLACE IS! 443 00:17:45,241 --> 00:17:46,275 - YOU HAVE? 444 00:17:46,379 --> 00:17:49,034 - PATRICK, WE HAVE WALKED STRAIGHT INTO A-- 445 00:17:49,137 --> 00:17:50,931 [whispering] TOURIST TRAP. 446 00:17:51,034 --> 00:17:52,827 - A TRAP! - SHH. 447 00:17:52,931 --> 00:17:53,862 - [whispering] A TRAP. 448 00:17:53,965 --> 00:17:55,344 - COME ON. LET'S ESCAPE, 449 00:17:55,448 --> 00:17:57,275 BEFORE WE SPEND ALL OUR MONEY ON USELESS TRINKETS. 450 00:17:59,137 --> 00:18:00,344 PATRICK, WAIT. 451 00:18:00,448 --> 00:18:02,137 I SAW A VERY NICE DRIFTWOOD SCULPTURE OVER THERE, 452 00:18:02,241 --> 00:18:04,517 THAT WOULD WORK GREAT AS A MANTLEPIECE. 453 00:18:04,620 --> 00:18:07,137 - SPONGEBOB, NO! 454 00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:09,965 - [sobs] 455 00:18:10,068 --> 00:18:11,965 - SPONGEBOB! 456 00:18:12,068 --> 00:18:15,586 - PATRICK, THAT TOURIST TRAP TOOK ME FOR EVERYTHING I HAD. 457 00:18:15,689 --> 00:18:18,482 NOW WE DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY, WE'RE STILL LOST, 458 00:18:18,586 --> 00:18:20,482 AND WE'RE GONNA BE IN BIG TROUBLE. 459 00:18:20,586 --> 00:18:23,448 OH! THIS VACATION IS A DISASTER! 460 00:18:23,551 --> 00:18:25,000 [weeps] 461 00:18:25,103 --> 00:18:27,517 - SPONGEBOB, I-- - [wails] 462 00:18:27,620 --> 00:18:30,758 [blubbering nonsense] 463 00:18:30,862 --> 00:18:34,103 - I DON'T THINK THIS VACATION'S BEEN A DISASTER. 464 00:18:34,206 --> 00:18:35,896 - [gurgles] 465 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:36,931 YOU DON'T? 466 00:18:37,034 --> 00:18:39,448 - NO, OF COURSE NOT. SEE! 467 00:18:39,551 --> 00:18:40,827 WE DID EVERYTHING WE DREAMT OF DOING 468 00:18:40,931 --> 00:18:42,310 AT THE GREAT BARRIER REEF. 469 00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:43,827 - PATRICK, YOU'RE RIGHT! 470 00:18:43,931 --> 00:18:45,586 WE WENT DOWN A SEWAGE PIPE... 471 00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:46,689 - LIKE A SLIDE... 472 00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,586 - BOUNCED OFF A HUGE ANEMONE... 473 00:18:48,689 --> 00:18:50,310 - LIKE A TRAMPOLINE... 474 00:18:50,413 --> 00:18:51,310 - HID IN A NEST. 475 00:18:51,413 --> 00:18:52,689 - LIKE A FORT... 476 00:18:52,793 --> 00:18:55,551 - AND SWUNG ON SOME VINES, WHICH ARE A LOT LIKE ROPES. 477 00:18:55,655 --> 00:18:57,689 THIS VACATION HAS IT ALL! 478 00:18:57,793 --> 00:19:00,068 - ALL EXCEPT FOR ONE THING. 479 00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:01,137 - WHAT'S THAT? 480 00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:02,551 - A WAY OUTTA HERE. 481 00:19:02,655 --> 00:19:04,862 - MY POOR PARENTS MUST BE WORRIED SICK. 482 00:19:04,965 --> 00:19:09,068 - I SUGGEST WE TAKE A NAP HERE UNTIL THEY COME AND FIND US. 483 00:19:09,172 --> 00:19:11,862 THAT WAY, WE'LL BE WELL-RESTED FOR THE RIDE HOME. 484 00:19:11,965 --> 00:19:13,724 - I SUGGEST WE START WALKING. 485 00:19:13,827 --> 00:19:16,379 - I WAS AFRAID HE WAS GONNA SUGGEST THAT. 486 00:19:16,482 --> 00:19:20,310 - [exhausted] ♪ WHEN I'M ON THE ROAD 487 00:19:20,413 --> 00:19:22,068 - [exhausted] ♪ I SEE STUFF GOING BY 488 00:19:22,172 --> 00:19:25,068 - ♪ WHEN I'M ON THE ROAD ♪ 489 00:19:25,172 --> 00:19:27,758 - ♪ GOT A BUG IN MY EYE ♪ 490 00:19:27,862 --> 00:19:31,413 - ♪ WHEN I'M ON THE ROAD ♪ 491 00:19:31,517 --> 00:19:34,137 - ♪ LOOKS LIKE CLEAR SKIES AHEAD ♪ 492 00:19:34,241 --> 00:19:38,482 - ♪ WHEN I'M-- [coughs] 493 00:19:38,586 --> 00:19:40,413 ♪ ON THE ROAD 494 00:19:40,517 --> 00:19:43,551 - ♪ PLEASE STOP TOUCHING MY HEAD ♪ 495 00:19:43,655 --> 00:19:47,206 - ♪ LET'S ALL SING THE ROAD SONG ♪ 496 00:19:47,310 --> 00:19:48,965 [slow clapping] 497 00:19:49,068 --> 00:19:52,655 ♪ I WANT TO SING IT ALL DAY LONG ♪ 498 00:19:52,758 --> 00:19:57,068 ♪ LET'S ALL SING THE-- [coughs] 499 00:19:57,172 --> 00:19:58,310 [sighs] 500 00:19:58,413 --> 00:20:01,241 - SPONGEBOB, MAYBE WE OUGHTTA TAKE A BREAK 501 00:20:01,344 --> 00:20:03,724 FROM THE SINGING FOR A WHILE. 502 00:20:03,827 --> 00:20:04,931 - GOOD IDEA, PATRICK. 503 00:20:05,034 --> 00:20:06,655 I'LL JUST PLAY THE ROAD SONG ON THIS WHISTLE, 504 00:20:06,758 --> 00:20:08,413 THAT I GOT FROM THE SOUVENIR SHOP. 505 00:20:08,517 --> 00:20:10,517 [whistles] 506 00:20:10,620 --> 00:20:18,620 ♪ 507 00:20:20,965 --> 00:20:23,448 - OH, HEY, SON. WE'RE READY TO GO. 508 00:20:23,551 --> 00:20:29,379 ♪ 509 00:20:34,172 --> 00:20:37,482 ♪ 510 00:20:41,517 --> 00:20:43,344 ♪ 511 00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:51,310 ♪ 512 00:20:59,931 --> 00:21:01,206 ♪ 513 00:21:02,103 --> 00:21:03,793 - WOW, SPONGEBOB, 514 00:21:03,896 --> 00:21:05,310 YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD WITH THAT THING. 515 00:21:05,413 --> 00:21:07,275 - OH, THANKS, PATRICK, GLAD YOU THINK SO. 516 00:21:07,379 --> 00:21:08,586 - WELL, 517 00:21:08,689 --> 00:21:10,482 APPARENTLY, I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO DOES. 518 00:21:10,586 --> 00:21:11,827 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHO ELSE THINKS-- 519 00:21:11,931 --> 00:21:13,482 OH, NO, NOT AGAIN. 520 00:21:14,896 --> 00:21:16,896 - THE WHISTLE SEEMS TO HAVE SOOTHED IT. 521 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,862 - I THINK IT'S OFFERING US A RIDE. 522 00:21:21,310 --> 00:21:24,862 ♪ ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ♪ 523 00:21:24,965 --> 00:21:27,379 ♪ ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ♪ 524 00:21:27,482 --> 00:21:32,379 - ♪ WHEN I'M ABOVE THE ROAD - ♪ ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, 525 00:21:32,482 --> 00:21:34,724 - ♪ ALL I SEE IS SKY - ♪ ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, 526 00:21:34,827 --> 00:21:38,758 - ♪ WHEN I'M ABOVE THE ROAD - ♪ ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, 527 00:21:38,862 --> 00:21:42,241 - ♪ ON A GIANT FRUIT FLY - ♪ ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, 528 00:21:42,344 --> 00:21:45,379 - ♪ WHEN I'M ABOVE THE ROAD - ♪ ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, 529 00:21:45,482 --> 00:21:48,310 both: ♪ HE USED TO FILL US WITH DREAD ♪ 530 00:21:48,413 --> 00:21:50,068 [screaming] 531 00:21:50,172 --> 00:21:53,655 - ♪ WHEN I'M ABOVE THE ROAD - ♪ ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, 532 00:21:53,758 --> 00:21:55,896 - ♪ I'M AS SNUG AS A BABY BUG IN BED ♪ 533 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:59,000 - ♪ ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ♪ 534 00:21:59,103 --> 00:22:00,551 - ♪ LET'S ALL SING THE ABOVE-THE-ROAD SONG ♪ 535 00:22:00,655 --> 00:22:02,586 - ♪ ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ♪ 536 00:22:02,689 --> 00:22:04,310 - ♪ I WANT TO SING IT ALL DAY LONG ♪ 537 00:22:04,413 --> 00:22:05,724 - ♪ ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ♪ 538 00:22:05,827 --> 00:22:08,689 - ♪ LET'S ALL SING THE ABOVE-THE-ROAD SONG ♪ 539 00:22:08,793 --> 00:22:09,931 - ♪ ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ♪ 540 00:22:10,034 --> 00:22:12,655 - ♪ LET'S ALL SING 541 00:22:12,758 --> 00:22:14,896 ♪ ALONG - ♪ ROAD, ROAD 542 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:19,586 ♪ 543 00:22:19,689 --> 00:22:21,034 - DUH. 544 00:22:23,655 --> 00:22:24,931 - THANKS, AGAIN! 545 00:22:25,034 --> 00:22:26,655 PATRICK, I THINK THAT IS THE FRIENDLIEST 546 00:22:26,758 --> 00:22:28,344 TERRIFYINGLY GIGANTIC INSECT 547 00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:30,482 I HAVE EVER HAD THE PLEASURE OF BEING CARRIED OFF BY. 548 00:22:30,586 --> 00:22:31,689 - ME, TOO. [honk honk] 549 00:22:31,793 --> 00:22:34,103 - SPONGEBOB? OH! THERE YOU ARE. 550 00:22:34,206 --> 00:22:35,758 - OKAY, HOP IN, BOYS, 551 00:22:35,862 --> 00:22:37,413 THE BOAT-MOBILE'S AS GOOD AS NEW, 552 00:22:37,517 --> 00:22:40,517 AND WE'VE GOT MILES AND MILES OF OPEN ROAD AHEAD OF US. 553 00:22:40,620 --> 00:22:41,793 - BOYS? 554 00:22:41,896 --> 00:22:44,310 [snoring] 555 00:22:44,413 --> 00:22:46,103 - DO SOMETHING, HAROLD. 556 00:22:46,206 --> 00:22:48,000 - HE'S YOUR SON, MARGARET. 557 00:22:48,103 --> 00:22:50,103 HE'S YOUR SON. 558 00:23:26,448 --> 00:23:30,413 Captioning by Montano atCaptionMax www.captionmax.com 37451

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