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Are you ready, kids?
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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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I can't hear you.
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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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♪ Ohh... ♪
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
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- all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob
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SquarePants!
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[laughing]
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♪
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[waves crashing]
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[lively tropical music]
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♪ ♪
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Wow, another Mermaid Man reboot.
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It's how I always reimagined
the reboot would be remade.
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Ooh, cold knees.
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Oh, you say
you got cold knees?
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Icy joints,
Siberian patellas?
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What you need is
a pair of long pants.
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Long pants?
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Well, I don't think
I'm ready for long pants.
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Nonsense.
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No fella should walk around
with shiver shins.
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Give yourself a leg up.
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Join the trouser troops.
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all chanting:
Hup, hup, hup!
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Don't be a slacker.
Wear slacks.
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Uh, well,
I don't--uh...
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Okay!
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How do I look?
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Excuse me, sir,
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I was just talking
to a little, baby,
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schoolboy a second ago.
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About yea high.
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Wh--wh--what?
It's you!
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I didn't recognize you
with your mature,
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grown-up, long pants.
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You're pulling my leg, Mister.
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I don't look like a man.
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Do I?
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Hey, man.
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He called me a man!
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And my knees are a perfect
72 degrees.
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[clicks tongue]
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[all gasping, exclaiming]
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[jazzy music]
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♪ ♪
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[all exclaiming]
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You can see who wears
the pants in here!
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Is that my daddy?
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I wish.
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Uh, excuse me, sir.
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That door is
for employees only.
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Oh, SpongeBob.
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Hmm.
[sniffing]
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There is something
different about you today.
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You seem more able-bodied.
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Well, must be the long pants.
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[squeals]
So they are!
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You run the register today.
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In the galley with you,
Mr. Squidward.
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And start cooking.
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But Mr. Krabs, why?
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Well, just look.
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SpongeBob's got long pants on,
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and you've got... none.
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all:
Oh!
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Aah!
[crashes]
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Oh, I could get used to
this job.
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Hey, Squidward,
what's on sale this week?
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Nothing.
There's never a sale.
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Squidward, how much
is the senior discount?
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There's no senior discount.
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[sizzling]
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[grunting, groaning]
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Aah! Ooh! Aah!
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- Squidward?
- What?
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What do I do when the register
is $2,000 short?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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All right, all right.
That's enough.
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I see it was a mistake
to put you behind the register.
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You're just looking too good
for such insipid, menial work.
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[grouchy blubbering]
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You should be
the maitre d'.
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Greeting customers
when they come in.
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Charming the pants off
of everyone
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with your long pants.
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[laughing]
Okay.
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Hi.
How are you?
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Looking good.
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Mustard with that?
All right.
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How is that patty
treating you, sir?
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Are you an angel?
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No, merely a man.
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A man in long pants.
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[loud gobbling]
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[slurps, spits]
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Aah!
Aah!
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Aah!
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[slobbering]
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[gasps]
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[whines]
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Aah!
Aah!
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Oh, my precious long pants!
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What's wrong, slick?
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You're not having trouble
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with your pants, are you?
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Nothing like that, Mr. Krabs.
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I just don't think
I'm maitre d' material.
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Yeah, you're right.
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You're too good for this place.
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[customers belching]
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As much as I'd
hate to admit it,
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I've outgrown the Krusty Krab.
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Time for me to move on.
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[heroic music]
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[whistles]
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♪ ♪
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[sighs]
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♪ ♪
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Where is he going?
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A place called manhood.
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Doris, I insist.
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Don't be silly.
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Allow me, ladies.
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I should pay.
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After all, I am a man.
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And I'm wearing...
[whistles]
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What an inseam.
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And those pleats were
pretty easy on the eyes.
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[boat roaring]
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Ah, shrimp!
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Oh, dry cleaning in one hour.
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Uh, ticket, please.
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Has it already
been an hour?
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One more time!
[laughing]
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[whistles]
Ah, yeah.
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[brakes squealing]
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Congratulations,
you passed your driver's test.
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Wahoo!
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You know, I never took
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the driver's test
with long pants.
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I'll do it!
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There goes a real man.
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Let's try parallel parking.
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Now take it slow.
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A little faster.
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Oh! Oh!
Whoa! Ugh!
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[metal crashing]
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Hey, I think I'm getting
the hang of this.
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I was gonna fail you
and send you to jail,
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but because of
those long pants,
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and all the blood rushing
to my head, you pass.
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I finally got
my driver's license.
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Oh, oh!
Lock your doors.
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Bar your windows.
It's the end of the world!
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Help wanted?
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Now this seems like
a long pants establishment.
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Today's special is a most
amusing Indian Ocean
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sea grass, handpicked
by indigenous prawns,
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pre-chewed by local manatees
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and then smothered
in a rich, red algae.
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[all muttering]
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Extraordinary.
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And may I add,
those are very
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impressive britches
you're wearing.
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Britches?
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Oh, these old things.
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What is your name?
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- SpongeBob--
- [clears throat]
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SpongeRobert.
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Well, SpongeRobert,
how would you like to join us?
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We're going to a party.
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Boy, would I?
I love parties!
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[smug laughter]
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[elegant music playing]
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[indistinct chatter]
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♪ ♪
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What are you looking
for, SpongeRobert?
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I'm looking for the party.
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This is the party.
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♪ ♪
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Well, where's the party hats?
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Where's the cake and the clown?
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You can't have a party
without a clown.
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Oh, SpongeRobert.
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If it weren't for your pants,
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I'd take you for the type
of immature ignoramus
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that would frequent
the Krusty Krab.
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[chuckles nervously]
Yeah.
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[dolphin chattering]
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Hey, what's that?
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The Mermaid Man
and Barnacle Boy movie
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is opening tonight!
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Wow!
I totally forgot.
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Hey, guys, I've got an idea.
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Let's all go to
the Mermaid Man movie.
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[laughs]
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You're incorrigible, but
the cinema is a delightful idea.
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There's a foreign film
at the art house
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I've been meaning to see.
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It's called, "The Table."
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[high-pitched whistling]
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[glass shattering]
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[cat meowing]
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I don't get it.
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We've been staring at this table
for three hours.
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That table could use a cleaning.
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Shh!
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Some people are trying
to enjoy lé cinema.
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Oh, hey, Squidward.
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Hey, do you understand
what this movie's about?
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Nobody does.
It's art.
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Now sit down!
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- Hey, Squidward?
- What?
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Are you remembering to
flip the patties clockwise?
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It's very important
because the heat--
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Please, sit down!
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I'm sorry, sir.
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You're being too loud.
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I'm going to have to
ask you to leave.
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Uh, wait, Squidward!
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I'll walk you out!
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[grumbling]
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Squidward!
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Hey, SpongeBob!
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Y'all going to see
the Mermaid Man movie with us?
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SpongeRobert, yoo-hoo.
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Are you coming?
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We're going to drink
some more coffee
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and watch the nightly news.
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Wow, that sounds pretty
grown up, SpongeRobert.
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My pants say
yes, yes, yes,
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but my heart says no.
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I wanna see
the Mermaid Man movie.
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[laughs]
Now you really sound like
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one of those nitwits that
frequents the Krusty Krab.
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Not only am I
one of those nitwits,
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I actually work there!
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[angelic chorus]
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Ugh!
A peasant in long pants.
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Social-climbing sponge.
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Poser!
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Let's leave
this bottom-feeder.
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Attaboy!
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I got you a ticket
just in case.
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[gasps]
Really?
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[exciting music]
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I'm sorry,
you can't come in.
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This movie is too silly
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for a cultivated gentleman
of your pant length.
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House rules.
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What?
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"Rated for those
in knee-highs only"?
265
00:10:05,039 --> 00:10:07,664
Oh, I hate these pants!
266
00:10:07,748 --> 00:10:10,706
[grunting]
267
00:10:18,123 --> 00:10:19,039
[grunts]
268
00:10:19,123 --> 00:10:20,998
Get off!
269
00:10:21,081 --> 00:10:23,039
[horn blaring, tires screeching]
270
00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:24,248
Aah!
Oh!
271
00:10:24,331 --> 00:10:27,206
[crashes]
272
00:10:27,289 --> 00:10:29,039
Ah, now I know I'm an adult,
273
00:10:29,123 --> 00:10:33,414
because I've been ripped off
by these defective pants.
274
00:10:33,498 --> 00:10:36,414
[sobbing]
275
00:10:36,498 --> 00:10:38,248
What's going on?
276
00:10:38,331 --> 00:10:39,873
How pathetic.
277
00:10:39,956 --> 00:10:43,998
A man in long pants crying.
278
00:10:44,081 --> 00:10:45,831
[sighing, sniffling]
279
00:10:45,914 --> 00:10:48,456
Mr. Krabs, why aren't you
watching the movie?
280
00:10:48,539 --> 00:10:49,831
How can I watch the movie
281
00:10:49,914 --> 00:10:52,664
with all this blubbering
going on out here?
282
00:10:52,748 --> 00:10:56,081
Oh, Mr. Krabs,
I'm not ready for long pants.
283
00:10:56,164 --> 00:10:57,956
I want my short pants back,
284
00:10:58,039 --> 00:11:00,956
but I can't because
these are stuck on me.
285
00:11:01,039 --> 00:11:03,664
Oh, for Pete's sake.
286
00:11:06,331 --> 00:11:07,706
Sorry about the legs, boy.
287
00:11:07,789 --> 00:11:09,248
[laughs]
It's okay.
288
00:11:09,331 --> 00:11:11,914
I'm a sponge, remember?
289
00:11:11,998 --> 00:11:13,664
[laughs]
Well, good!
290
00:11:13,748 --> 00:11:16,539
Then I want you back on
the grill tomorrow morning.
291
00:11:16,623 --> 00:11:19,164
And if it makes you
feel any more manly,
292
00:11:19,248 --> 00:11:22,081
you can do your grilling outdoors.
293
00:11:22,164 --> 00:11:23,373
Sounds great!
294
00:11:23,456 --> 00:11:25,831
And I'll be driving to work.
295
00:11:25,914 --> 00:11:27,248
Wait a minute!
296
00:11:27,331 --> 00:11:29,081
Oh, no, you don't.
297
00:11:29,164 --> 00:11:30,914
Not with those short pants.
298
00:11:30,998 --> 00:11:33,039
[grunting]
299
00:11:38,081 --> 00:11:40,039
I don't know what
that was all about,
300
00:11:40,123 --> 00:11:41,623
but I'm glad it's over.
301
00:11:43,539 --> 00:11:46,456
[lively tropical music]
302
00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:53,039
♪
303
00:11:53,123 --> 00:11:54,164
[crowd cheering]
304
00:11:54,248 --> 00:11:55,623
What you see before you
305
00:11:55,706 --> 00:11:57,914
is the culmination
of my lifelong dream.
306
00:11:57,998 --> 00:11:59,831
A place of my own
where I can work out
307
00:11:59,914 --> 00:12:01,581
every day, any time I want.
308
00:12:01,664 --> 00:12:03,123
Larry's Gym!
309
00:12:03,206 --> 00:12:05,248
[all cheering]
310
00:12:05,331 --> 00:12:08,123
[cheering continues]
311
00:12:08,206 --> 00:12:09,164
- [scissors slice]
- Ow!
312
00:12:09,248 --> 00:12:10,498
Looking out at this sea
313
00:12:10,581 --> 00:12:12,373
of flaccid muscles
and sagging flesh,
314
00:12:12,456 --> 00:12:14,039
frankly, I'm disgusted.
315
00:12:14,123 --> 00:12:15,456
all:
Aww.
316
00:12:15,539 --> 00:12:17,581
Therefore, I'm opening the gym
317
00:12:17,664 --> 00:12:19,498
to everyone in Bikini Bottom.
318
00:12:19,581 --> 00:12:21,664
all:
Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
319
00:12:21,748 --> 00:12:23,664
For the price
of a lifetime membership.
320
00:12:23,748 --> 00:12:25,206
all:
Aww.
321
00:12:25,289 --> 00:12:27,581
But today, everything is free!
322
00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:29,039
all:
Yeah!
323
00:12:29,123 --> 00:12:32,123
Shape us and mold us
in your image.
324
00:12:32,206 --> 00:12:33,248
[all cheering]
325
00:12:33,331 --> 00:12:34,706
You're the lobster, Larry.
326
00:12:34,789 --> 00:12:36,164
The alpha lobster.
327
00:12:36,248 --> 00:12:39,081
Well, I don't know
if I'd say that.
328
00:12:39,164 --> 00:12:41,831
Oh, I filled out
a membership form.
329
00:12:41,914 --> 00:12:43,123
Ooh.
330
00:12:43,206 --> 00:12:44,248
Me too.
331
00:12:44,331 --> 00:12:45,748
What's in that pink box?
332
00:12:45,831 --> 00:12:48,331
Uh, doughnuts, sir.
333
00:12:48,414 --> 00:12:50,373
"Dough nut"
bring those in here!
334
00:12:50,456 --> 00:12:52,373
In the meantime,
enjoy yourself
335
00:12:52,456 --> 00:12:55,498
because your first visit
is free.
336
00:12:55,581 --> 00:12:58,581
Is it true that
everything is free?
337
00:12:58,664 --> 00:12:59,748
That's right, sir.
338
00:12:59,831 --> 00:13:01,914
For your first visit, we--
339
00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:03,206
Hello?
340
00:13:03,289 --> 00:13:06,206
In conclusion,
I'm at your service
341
00:13:06,289 --> 00:13:11,206
to turn anyone, anyone, into a
rippling heap of muscle glory!
342
00:13:11,289 --> 00:13:14,123
[grunting]
343
00:13:14,206 --> 00:13:17,331
Boy, I've got my work
cut out for me.
344
00:13:17,414 --> 00:13:19,581
The doors are automatic.
345
00:13:19,664 --> 00:13:21,164
Just step on the mat.
346
00:13:21,248 --> 00:13:23,164
Oh!
347
00:13:23,248 --> 00:13:26,706
[grunting]
348
00:13:26,789 --> 00:13:28,289
[growls]
Here.
349
00:13:28,373 --> 00:13:29,956
Ah, thanks, Larry.
350
00:13:30,039 --> 00:13:31,039
Ugh.
351
00:13:31,123 --> 00:13:32,623
[grunting]
352
00:13:32,706 --> 00:13:33,873
Uh, what are you doing?
353
00:13:33,956 --> 00:13:36,331
You said everything was free.
354
00:13:36,414 --> 00:13:37,873
[laughs]
No, no.
355
00:13:37,956 --> 00:13:40,581
Your first visit is free.
356
00:13:40,664 --> 00:13:43,248
So what you're saying is,
if I never leave,
357
00:13:43,331 --> 00:13:45,081
it'll be free forever!
358
00:13:45,164 --> 00:13:46,706
[both laughing]
359
00:13:46,789 --> 00:13:49,164
Time to go live the dream.
360
00:13:49,248 --> 00:13:52,748
Right after I file
this paperwork.
361
00:13:52,831 --> 00:13:55,748
I didn't think there'd be
so much of it.
362
00:13:55,831 --> 00:13:58,164
Excuse me, Larry,
I was just working out
363
00:13:58,248 --> 00:14:00,456
and I was wondering,
is this normal?
364
00:14:00,539 --> 00:14:01,664
Aah!
365
00:14:01,748 --> 00:14:03,581
Even your cramps have cramps.
366
00:14:03,664 --> 00:14:06,206
You need to follow
my number one rule:
367
00:14:06,289 --> 00:14:08,206
always be hydrating.
368
00:14:08,289 --> 00:14:09,289
Fine.
369
00:14:09,373 --> 00:14:11,331
[gulping]
370
00:14:13,123 --> 00:14:16,623
Gee, Larry, you think
I'll ever be as strong as you?
371
00:14:16,706 --> 00:14:19,123
Sure! What kind of
a gym owner would I be
372
00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:22,581
if I couldn't take a puny,
squishy, lump like you?
373
00:14:22,664 --> 00:14:24,039
[laughs]
Squishy.
374
00:14:24,123 --> 00:14:27,331
What I'm saying is,
I can make you a man.
375
00:14:27,414 --> 00:14:28,748
Hooray!
376
00:14:28,831 --> 00:14:31,539
I'm gonna make you
my personal project.
377
00:14:31,623 --> 00:14:34,498
Of course, you'll have to sign
up for a lifetime membership.
378
00:14:34,581 --> 00:14:36,123
I'm ready!
379
00:14:36,206 --> 00:14:38,998
[grunting and groaning]
380
00:14:39,081 --> 00:14:43,123
That reminds me, you need
to start hydrating right now.
381
00:14:43,206 --> 00:14:45,081
[panting]
382
00:14:45,164 --> 00:14:47,123
Yes, sir.
383
00:14:47,206 --> 00:14:50,748
And remember,
always be hydrating!
384
00:14:50,831 --> 00:14:52,956
Okay, I will.
385
00:14:53,039 --> 00:14:54,581
That's what I like to see.
386
00:14:54,664 --> 00:14:56,289
Come on,
we'll finish those later.
387
00:14:56,373 --> 00:14:57,831
Good, 'cause I was
really crashing there,
388
00:14:57,914 --> 00:14:59,956
signing those papers.
389
00:15:00,039 --> 00:15:01,581
"Feeling the burn,"
is that what you call it?
390
00:15:01,664 --> 00:15:02,914
I heard angels singing.
391
00:15:02,998 --> 00:15:04,664
Beautiful angels.
That's normal, right?
392
00:15:04,748 --> 00:15:07,248
It's Larry!
King of the gym!
393
00:15:07,331 --> 00:15:08,623
[all cheering]
394
00:15:08,706 --> 00:15:10,331
Oh, you guys.
395
00:15:10,414 --> 00:15:13,706
I'm just an ordinary
alpha lobster doing his job.
396
00:15:13,789 --> 00:15:15,039
Towel boy!
397
00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:17,498
Polish this crown
for me, will you?
398
00:15:17,581 --> 00:15:19,248
Hey, join us, boy.
399
00:15:19,331 --> 00:15:23,289
Oh, I can't believe
I'm allowed to lift these
400
00:15:23,373 --> 00:15:28,414
really heavy pieces of metal
for free.
401
00:15:28,498 --> 00:15:30,498
[grunting]
Oh.
402
00:15:30,581 --> 00:15:32,123
[gulps]
403
00:15:32,206 --> 00:15:33,581
Free.
404
00:15:33,664 --> 00:15:34,789
I don't know, Larry.
405
00:15:34,873 --> 00:15:36,873
I'm not good at
lifting things.
406
00:15:37,914 --> 00:15:41,831
Aah! Aah! Ow!
407
00:15:41,914 --> 00:15:44,414
Ooh!
[groans]
408
00:15:44,498 --> 00:15:46,539
Aah!
409
00:15:46,623 --> 00:15:49,664
[grunting]
410
00:15:49,748 --> 00:15:51,206
Ow!
411
00:15:52,664 --> 00:15:54,081
Let me see.
412
00:15:54,164 --> 00:15:57,539
I may have something
that'll work for you.
413
00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,623
Here we go.
414
00:15:59,706 --> 00:16:03,748
Cotton swabs, cotton balls.
415
00:16:03,831 --> 00:16:06,373
Here, try this on
for size, Hercules.
416
00:16:07,831 --> 00:16:10,873
[grunting, groaning]
417
00:16:10,956 --> 00:16:11,706
Aah!
418
00:16:11,789 --> 00:16:12,873
How am I doing?
419
00:16:12,956 --> 00:16:14,623
Pathetic.
420
00:16:14,706 --> 00:16:16,081
Look, Larry, I'm hydrating.
421
00:16:16,164 --> 00:16:19,706
Oh, I am hydrating so much.
422
00:16:19,789 --> 00:16:23,206
Yeah, I've got another
idea, SpongeBob.
423
00:16:23,289 --> 00:16:25,206
Come with me.
424
00:16:26,748 --> 00:16:28,414
First thing tomorrow morning,
425
00:16:28,498 --> 00:16:31,414
this is gonna be where
I lead my exercise class.
426
00:16:31,498 --> 00:16:33,414
- I'll be there.
- That's the spirit.
427
00:16:33,498 --> 00:16:35,914
And we're going to get you
started early.
428
00:16:35,998 --> 00:16:37,581
Let me see some crunches.
429
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:40,081
[crunching loudly]
430
00:16:40,164 --> 00:16:43,456
The only thing I want
to see in your mouth
431
00:16:43,539 --> 00:16:44,914
is that water bottle.
432
00:16:44,998 --> 00:16:46,539
Now, what did I tell you?
433
00:16:46,623 --> 00:16:48,539
Always be hydrating!
434
00:16:48,623 --> 00:16:50,581
Now I'll show you some crunches.
435
00:16:50,664 --> 00:16:53,373
[grunting]
436
00:16:53,456 --> 00:16:54,581
Oh, I can do that.
437
00:16:54,664 --> 00:16:56,248
That's what I do when I laugh.
438
00:16:56,331 --> 00:16:58,039
[laughing]
439
00:16:58,123 --> 00:17:00,581
Only now I'll do it on my back.
440
00:17:00,664 --> 00:17:03,248
[laughing]
441
00:17:03,331 --> 00:17:05,664
Could you do it
without the laugh?
442
00:17:05,748 --> 00:17:06,873
I won't lie to you, Larry.
443
00:17:06,956 --> 00:17:09,456
Probably not.
[laughs]
444
00:17:09,539 --> 00:17:10,873
Whatever works, I guess.
445
00:17:10,956 --> 00:17:13,039
Keep up with that
and most importantly--
446
00:17:13,123 --> 00:17:15,414
Always be hydrating.
447
00:17:15,498 --> 00:17:16,998
[laughing]
448
00:17:17,081 --> 00:17:19,123
[sighs]
Okay.
449
00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:22,123
I have a lot of paperwork
to catch up on.
450
00:17:22,206 --> 00:17:24,873
Free towels, free towels!
451
00:17:24,956 --> 00:17:27,123
Free towels, free towels!
Free!
452
00:17:27,206 --> 00:17:28,956
Do you have to do that
in front of me?
453
00:17:29,039 --> 00:17:31,039
Yes.
Yes, I do,
454
00:17:31,123 --> 00:17:33,289
because I sincerely
want to thank you
455
00:17:33,373 --> 00:17:35,873
for a truly life-changing
experience.
456
00:17:35,956 --> 00:17:40,164
Sucker!
[laughs]
457
00:17:40,248 --> 00:17:41,914
[groans]
458
00:17:41,998 --> 00:17:44,289
Nice potbelly!
459
00:17:44,373 --> 00:17:46,289
Potbelly?
460
00:17:46,373 --> 00:17:47,956
[SpongeBob laughing]
461
00:17:48,039 --> 00:17:49,956
Oh, I forgot all about
my protégé.
462
00:17:50,039 --> 00:17:51,206
[SpongeBob laughs]
463
00:17:51,289 --> 00:17:52,289
[gasps]
464
00:17:52,373 --> 00:17:56,206
Oh, my Neptune!
465
00:17:56,289 --> 00:17:58,206
- Again with this!
- I have had it.
466
00:17:58,289 --> 00:18:00,748
- Come on, already.
- What's taking so long?
467
00:18:00,831 --> 00:18:01,831
[items crashing]
468
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:04,289
Aah.
Oh.
469
00:18:04,373 --> 00:18:05,581
Oh.
470
00:18:05,664 --> 00:18:08,289
Aww, that's gonna come out
of my paycheck.
471
00:18:09,706 --> 00:18:11,373
[grunts]
472
00:18:11,456 --> 00:18:13,748
{\an8}My legs!
473
00:18:13,831 --> 00:18:15,998
{\an8}I'm okay.
474
00:18:16,081 --> 00:18:18,164
{\an8}[oven timer dings]
Slightly less okay.
475
00:18:18,248 --> 00:18:20,581
SpongeBob!
476
00:18:20,664 --> 00:18:21,998
Yeah?
477
00:18:22,081 --> 00:18:23,498
What are you--whoa,
you've been working out.
478
00:18:23,581 --> 00:18:25,414
Yeah, I hope you got
some glue for me
479
00:18:25,498 --> 00:18:27,581
because I am ripped!
480
00:18:27,664 --> 00:18:30,414
[grunting]
481
00:18:31,498 --> 00:18:32,998
[grunts]
482
00:18:33,081 --> 00:18:35,164
Oh, I'm late for the gym.
483
00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:36,998
Can you cover for me
in the kitchen, Squidward?
484
00:18:37,081 --> 00:18:38,914
Yes.
Anything, you meathead.
485
00:18:38,998 --> 00:18:41,581
Just go before
you destroy the place.
486
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:44,956
[items crashing]
487
00:18:47,873 --> 00:18:49,914
- Larry?
- Ugh.
488
00:18:49,998 --> 00:18:52,206
Gee, Larry, you've really
let yourself go.
489
00:18:52,289 --> 00:18:53,581
With all this paperwork,
490
00:18:53,664 --> 00:18:56,039
I haven't had any time
to do my crunches.
491
00:18:56,123 --> 00:18:58,664
The only thing I've been
crunching is numbers.
492
00:18:58,748 --> 00:19:01,331
But I'm gonna get back in shape.
You'll see.
493
00:19:01,414 --> 00:19:03,248
Yeah, Larry, sure you will.
494
00:19:03,331 --> 00:19:05,581
SpongeBob,
tell me the truth.
495
00:19:05,664 --> 00:19:08,248
Do I have a potbelly?
496
00:19:08,331 --> 00:19:11,248
I--no, Larry,
don't be silly.
497
00:19:11,331 --> 00:19:14,164
You don't have a potbelly.
498
00:19:14,248 --> 00:19:15,414
Ugh.
499
00:19:15,498 --> 00:19:19,373
See you in exercise class,
I guess.
500
00:19:19,456 --> 00:19:23,164
[sobbing]
501
00:19:23,248 --> 00:19:24,914
Oh, boy!
Free soup!
502
00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:27,956
[slurps]
Little heavy on the salt.
503
00:19:28,039 --> 00:19:30,456
[all muttering]
504
00:19:30,539 --> 00:19:32,456
Oh, he'll be here.
Don't worry.
505
00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:34,914
Larry made me
the man I am today.
506
00:19:34,998 --> 00:19:36,373
- Oh, look at that.
- Oh, wow.
507
00:19:36,456 --> 00:19:38,789
He taught me
just do stuff you always do
508
00:19:38,873 --> 00:19:40,539
but do it on your back.
509
00:19:40,623 --> 00:19:41,831
Laugh on your back.
510
00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:44,456
[laughing]
511
00:19:44,539 --> 00:19:47,123
[all laughing]
512
00:19:47,206 --> 00:19:50,039
Walk on your back.
513
00:19:50,123 --> 00:19:52,289
[all grunting]
514
00:19:52,373 --> 00:19:54,789
And don't forget,
always be hydrating.
515
00:19:54,873 --> 00:19:57,789
That means
drink plenty of water.
516
00:19:57,873 --> 00:19:59,914
all:
Ah.
517
00:19:59,998 --> 00:20:01,581
I hope Larry's okay.
518
00:20:01,664 --> 00:20:02,873
While we're waiting,
519
00:20:02,956 --> 00:20:05,331
I guess we can ride bicycles
on our backs.
520
00:20:05,414 --> 00:20:08,539
[all grunting and groaning]
521
00:20:09,956 --> 00:20:13,164
Hmm.
[moaning]
522
00:20:15,206 --> 00:20:18,123
Hey, Larry, thanks for
all the free steam.
523
00:20:18,206 --> 00:20:19,664
[laughs]
Sucker.
524
00:20:19,748 --> 00:20:21,664
[sighs]
525
00:20:23,873 --> 00:20:27,039
[groaning]
526
00:20:31,039 --> 00:20:33,706
Oh, what's the use?
527
00:20:36,664 --> 00:20:37,748
[breathing heavily]
528
00:20:37,831 --> 00:20:41,039
Ah, who am I kidding?
529
00:20:41,123 --> 00:20:42,998
You wanted to see me, sir?
530
00:20:43,081 --> 00:20:46,414
Yeah, look, uh,
you're obviously
531
00:20:46,498 --> 00:20:49,123
the alpha male
at the gym now,
532
00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:51,164
and I'm just a shell
of my former self.
533
00:20:51,248 --> 00:20:52,623
I hear ya, Larry.
534
00:20:52,706 --> 00:20:54,664
I just want to get back
to the Krusty--
535
00:20:54,748 --> 00:20:56,248
I need you
to take over.
536
00:20:56,331 --> 00:20:58,248
You're a natural leader, SpongeBob.
537
00:20:58,331 --> 00:21:00,498
You should be in charge
of the fun stuff
538
00:21:00,581 --> 00:21:02,331
while I sit here
in the reception area
539
00:21:02,414 --> 00:21:04,914
slowly getting fatter
and paler until I die.
540
00:21:04,998 --> 00:21:06,581
It sounds great.
541
00:21:06,664 --> 00:21:07,664
[crying]
542
00:21:07,748 --> 00:21:10,164
Oh, Larry, look at me.
543
00:21:10,248 --> 00:21:12,956
I'm too big
to work the grill anymore.
544
00:21:13,039 --> 00:21:14,331
That makes me sad.
545
00:21:14,414 --> 00:21:16,998
Come over here
and give me a bro hug.
546
00:21:17,081 --> 00:21:18,289
You mean a "brug"?
547
00:21:18,373 --> 00:21:20,123
I don't wanna
call it that.
548
00:21:20,206 --> 00:21:21,623
Here's to our new lives.
549
00:21:21,706 --> 00:21:24,748
Our terrible,
terrible, new lives.
550
00:21:24,831 --> 00:21:28,664
[both crying]
551
00:21:28,748 --> 00:21:30,414
Oh, whoa, what happened?
552
00:21:30,498 --> 00:21:33,164
Dude, you were
just over hydrated.
553
00:21:33,248 --> 00:21:34,873
Those weren't real muscles.
554
00:21:34,956 --> 00:21:36,373
They were water muscles.
555
00:21:36,456 --> 00:21:38,998
Larry, your "brug"
was so super strong,
556
00:21:39,081 --> 00:21:40,914
it took the water muscles
right out of me.
557
00:21:40,998 --> 00:21:42,123
Don't say "brug."
558
00:21:42,206 --> 00:21:44,498
[laughs]
Brug.
559
00:21:44,581 --> 00:21:47,498
[both laughing]
560
00:21:51,289 --> 00:21:54,498
SpongeBob, laughing on my back
was just what I needed.
561
00:21:54,581 --> 00:21:57,206
You're a pretty good
instructor after all.
562
00:21:57,289 --> 00:22:01,456
Oh, boy, the way you laugh
really gets on my nerves.
563
00:22:01,539 --> 00:22:03,789
[laughing]
564
00:22:03,873 --> 00:22:06,123
The very next evening...
565
00:22:07,248 --> 00:22:10,498
[humming]
566
00:22:10,581 --> 00:22:13,373
Well, that was the last
customer, SpongeBob.
567
00:22:14,373 --> 00:22:15,789
Oh, what a great day.
568
00:22:15,873 --> 00:22:18,039
And you know why
it was a great day?
569
00:22:18,123 --> 00:22:20,789
Because Krabs never even
showed up.
570
00:22:22,498 --> 00:22:24,956
Huh?
[sniffing]
571
00:22:25,039 --> 00:22:27,081
What is that smell?
572
00:22:27,164 --> 00:22:30,289
Mr. Krabs, how long
have you been in there?
573
00:22:31,998 --> 00:22:33,456
I think I'm done.
574
00:22:33,539 --> 00:22:35,664
Would you mind rubbing
a little butter on me?
575
00:22:37,831 --> 00:22:40,748
{\an8}[mellow tropical music]
576
00:22:40,831 --> 00:22:48,831
{\an8}♪
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