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Are you ready, kids?
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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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I can't hear you.
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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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♪ ♪Ohh... ♪
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
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- all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob
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SquarePants!
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[laughing]
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♪ ♪
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[waves crashing]
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{\an8}[Hawaiian music]
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{\an8}♪ ♪
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I don't get it.
What's an audit?
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I don't know,
let me check the rules.
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[groans]
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Eh, playing
"Certified Public Accountant"
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isn't as much fun
as I thought.
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Maybe it'll be funner
if we play louder.
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I am rolling the dice!
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Now I am moving!
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"Run spreadsheets"?
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- What does that even mean?
- [grumbles]
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Maybe I'm supposed
to run around
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with this sheet
we spread on the ground!
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Yeah, that sounds right
to me!
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[laughs]
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[growls]
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[both laughing]
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Hey, Squidward,
want to play
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"Certified Public Accountant"
with us?
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Oh, let me think.
That sounds so--No!
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[laughing]
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I don't think
this game is ripe.
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Yeah, maybe it got
picked too soon.
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[snickers]
What, do you think that games
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grow on trees?
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Ha ha ha.
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Doesn't everything
grow on trees?
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No, you ninny.
Somebody makes them.
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Makes them?
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Yeah, somebody
thinks up the game,
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then they make the game.
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Then I could make
a game?
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No, you couldn't.
You would be incapable.
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Well, I think Patrick
could make up a game.
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The operative word there
is "think."
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Yeah.
The oper-nive word is "think."
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[laughs]
Thanks, Squidward, I'll do it!
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Go get 'em, Patrick.
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[sighs]
Double morons.
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I invented a game!
I invented a game!
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Whoopee.
Do tell.
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Well, you know how hard
tic tac toe is
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and how it always takes
so long to play?
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- Uh-huh.
- Yeah, well,
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I made it easier and faster.
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[sighs]
I know I'm gonna hate myself
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for saying this,
but what have you got?
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It's called "tic-tac."
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You start with two lines
that are crossed,
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and then the first person
puts an X,
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and then the next person
puts a...
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O.
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Oh, yeah, an O,
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and the first person
to get two in a row
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draws a line through them
and says, "Tic-tac."
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You start.
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Tic-tac.
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Uh...
Best two out of four?
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[whimpering]
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Tic and tac.
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I should have gone
with my first idea--"tic."
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Squidward,
I got a new game!
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It's called
"Rock, Paper, Butter."
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"Butter" invent
a different game.
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[laughing]
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[munching]
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{\an8}Squidward, I got it!
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{\an8}"Who's Rope is Longer?"
You--
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{\an8}Aw!
You've played this before.
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Sandy, I've been trying
to invent a game,
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but every game I invent
is a failure.
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{\an8}If you want to invent
a game,
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{\an8}you should study
all the games you like
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{\an8}and figure out what it is
you like best about them.
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{\an8}Then you can use those elements
in the game you invent.
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[grunts]
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Hmm.
[grunts]
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[gasps]
I know what to do!
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[inspiring music]
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♪ ♪
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And so it begins.
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♪ ♪
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[grunts]
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Hmm.
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♪ ♪
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[humming]
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[laughs]
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[panting]
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[laughing maniacally]
[thunder booms]
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It's a game.
It's a game!
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Now I know what it's like
to be a game maker!
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I don't see the point
of this game night.
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Every game that Patrick
has "invented"
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is more pointless and boring
than the last.
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This time
he did research.
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We haven't started,
and I'm already bored.
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Well, I'm excited.
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We're gonna be the first people
to test out Patrick's game.
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This is gonna be written about
in the history books someday.
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Yeah, in crayon.
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Good evening.
Please step into my Gameatorium.
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More like
a lame-atorium. Ha.
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[grunts]
Welcome, gamers, and behold...
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[thunder booms]
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My game.
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It's beautiful.
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[yawns]
Are we finished? Who won?
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- [grunts]
- Ha ha ha!
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No, my friend.
We have only just begun.
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What's it called,
Patrick?
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Might I suggest
"Garbage"?
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- [growls]
- What?
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Yeah, Patrick,
what's it called?
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[straining]
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It's called
"Patrick! The Game"!
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- [thunder booms]
- Wow.
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Can we just get started
already?
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I'm late for my coma.
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- [growls]
- [mumbles]
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All right.
[munches]
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I'll explain the rules.
Okay--[gulps]
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Each player picks a piece
to move around the board.
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The way you decide which player
gets to pick their piece
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is by rolling the dice.
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To decide who gets to roll
the dice first
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to see who gets the first choice
of players, you have to be---
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[grumbling]
Look, Patrick, you go,
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then Sandy, then SpongeBob,
then me, okay?
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You mean for picking
our player
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or for starting
the game?
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- Both!
- Okay.
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Now, on to rules
of how to play the game.
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I've got a great idea.
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Why don't we just
start rolling
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and you can explain the game
as we play?
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Hmm...
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okay!
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Ooh.
Money!
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Yee-haw!
Beachfront property.
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Driver's license!
Driver's license!
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What's that mean?
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On your next turn,
you roll
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and can move
down the board,
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or you can go
round the racetrack
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as many times
as you rolled.
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Oh, what should I do?
What should I do?
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- What should I do?
- You should give me the dice,
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give me the dice,
because it's my turn!
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[jail cell door closes]
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Uh-huh.
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- You go to jail.
- [laughs]
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What are you in for, pal?
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My turn!
[spits]
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One, two-o-o.
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Oh, good thing
you landed on snacks.
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You must be famished.
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[munching]
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Hmm, Coral Avenue.
I'll buy it.
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[humming]
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12.
I'll...
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drive the car.
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Oh, you don't get to roll
when you're in jail.
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Well, what do I do
to get out of jail?
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You have to roll a six.
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Hey!
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You can't roll the dice
when you're in jail!
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Yeah,
play by the rules.
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Well, if the only way
to get out of jail
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is to roll a six and
I can't roll if I'm in jail,
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just how am I suppose to get
out of jail?
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[growls]
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Ah, here it is.
"The guy that is in jail
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"has to stay there
unless he rolls a six
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or someone says his name."
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Fine.
Someone say my name.
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[laughter]
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Oh, boy, you landed
on do a surgery!
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Now pick a surgery card.
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Huh.
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"Remove fin bone
from player to your left."
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What? Wait.
Oh!
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But I don't have a fin bone.
I'm an octopus.
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Hush now.
This won't hurt a bit.
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Got it.
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Now sit back down,
you criminal!
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Oh, this game
doesn't make any sense.
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Sounds like someone's mad
because he hasn't moved.
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Well, neither have you.
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That's it.
I've had enough.
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- Come on, Squidward!
- Don't go, Squidward.
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- No, wait, Squidward!
- Squidward!
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Wait. How'd he
get out of jail?
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Squidward made us
say his name.
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That was a smart move, Squidward.
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Huh? Oh.
Mm. Hmm.
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Now you roll after me.
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Five.
One, two, three, four, five.
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Um, I think I'll...
[car horn honks]
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Race the car.
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I'll...
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Race the car!
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I'll...
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race the car!
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[tires squealing]
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Oh, boy, snacks!
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Ah!
[jail cell door closes]
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Jail for Squidward!
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But I was on Snacks.
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Tell it to the judge.
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Could someone please tell me
what we are suppose to be doing?
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What's the point?
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This entire game
is completely random.
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It jumps from one thing
to another.
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I don't know
how you are suppose to win,
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and Patrick seems to be
making up the rules
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as he goes along!
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Starving, Starving
Sea Star time!
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- [all grunting]
- Starving, Starving Sea Star!
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- [munching]
- Starving, Starving Sea Star!
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Okay, I'm going outside.
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If a person declares
"outsidesies,"
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then everyone must go outside.
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But I didn't say
"outsidesies," I said--
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[humming]
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Four.
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We are in a giggle zone.
Everyone laugh!
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[laughter]
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[growls]
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Ha.
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Two.
Silly face, silly face!
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[babbling]
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Doi, doi, doi, doi!
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[groans]
Oh!
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[grumbling]
257
00:10:40,248 --> 00:10:41,706
Now, that's a silly face.
258
00:10:41,789 --> 00:10:44,498
Hey, Squidward, you finally
understand the rules.
259
00:10:44,581 --> 00:10:46,706
Oh, I get the rules,
all right.
260
00:10:46,789 --> 00:10:48,539
The rules are
that it doesn't matter
261
00:10:48,623 --> 00:10:49,748
what anybody rolls!
262
00:10:49,831 --> 00:10:51,998
You can just make up
whatever it means!
263
00:10:52,081 --> 00:10:55,623
So I could just roll the dice
and say, "Automatic winner"!
264
00:10:55,706 --> 00:10:57,331
Good job, Squidward,
you won!
265
00:10:57,414 --> 00:10:59,039
Nice play, Squidward.
266
00:10:59,123 --> 00:11:00,539
Huh?
Oh, you know what?
267
00:11:00,623 --> 00:11:02,248
You're right.
That was a good play.
268
00:11:02,331 --> 00:11:04,623
Not so fast.
269
00:11:04,706 --> 00:11:08,081
"No player may declare himself
automatic winner."
270
00:11:08,164 --> 00:11:10,873
You did it again.
You made up another rule!
271
00:11:10,956 --> 00:11:13,414
This game is the worst!
Stupid game!
272
00:11:13,498 --> 00:11:15,831
[grunting]
273
00:11:17,039 --> 00:11:20,456
[grunting]
274
00:11:20,539 --> 00:11:21,581
[siren wailing]
275
00:11:21,664 --> 00:11:24,164
Destruction
of private property.
276
00:11:24,248 --> 00:11:26,914
Oh, and I see here
you're a repeat offender.
277
00:11:26,998 --> 00:11:29,498
You're going to real jail.
[grunts]
278
00:11:29,581 --> 00:11:31,581
Anything to get
out of this game.
279
00:11:31,664 --> 00:11:33,081
Thanks, officers.
280
00:11:33,164 --> 00:11:34,414
Welcome back.
281
00:11:34,498 --> 00:11:36,039
Somebody say my name!
282
00:11:36,123 --> 00:11:37,123
Game over!
283
00:11:38,664 --> 00:11:41,581
{\an8}[scary music]
284
00:11:41,664 --> 00:11:48,706
{\an8}♪ ♪
285
00:11:53,873 --> 00:11:57,623
Listen up, crew.
I have an announcement!
286
00:11:57,706 --> 00:12:00,164
Bikini Bottom's
new sports stadium
287
00:12:00,248 --> 00:12:03,664
will officially be named
after this restaurant!
288
00:12:03,748 --> 00:12:06,789
The Krusty Krab Stadium!
Wow!
289
00:12:06,873 --> 00:12:09,748
Soon I'll have all
the concessions in the stadium.
290
00:12:09,831 --> 00:12:13,914
Paying for the naming rights
will make me millions!
291
00:12:13,998 --> 00:12:17,164
Opening day is today!
Tailgate party!
292
00:12:17,248 --> 00:12:18,748
Not for you.
293
00:12:18,831 --> 00:12:20,164
{\an8}Your tails
have to stay here
294
00:12:20,248 --> 00:12:22,789
{\an8}and make me back
some of that money I spent.
295
00:12:22,873 --> 00:12:25,206
Hooray for Mr. Krabs!
296
00:12:25,289 --> 00:12:28,623
While I'm gone,
Squidward mans the helm.
297
00:12:30,206 --> 00:12:31,498
[snoring]
298
00:12:31,581 --> 00:12:33,956
Psst.
Hey, Squidward.
299
00:12:34,039 --> 00:12:38,039
Oh, Teddy, you're
my favorite snuggle buddy.
300
00:12:39,331 --> 00:12:40,539
[screams]
301
00:12:40,623 --> 00:12:42,164
Okay, boss, give me
a job to do, please.
302
00:12:42,248 --> 00:12:44,998
Well, why don't you clean
the, uh--
303
00:12:46,873 --> 00:12:49,248
Well, you could always
clean the, uh--
304
00:12:50,789 --> 00:12:52,498
Why don't you clean
your own--
305
00:12:52,581 --> 00:12:53,831
Oh.
306
00:12:53,914 --> 00:12:56,414
All right, all right, um...
307
00:12:56,498 --> 00:12:58,039
clean everything
one more time.
308
00:12:58,123 --> 00:12:59,164
On it!
309
00:13:01,039 --> 00:13:02,248
[snores]
310
00:13:02,331 --> 00:13:03,373
Done.
More, please.
311
00:13:03,456 --> 00:13:05,206
Two more times.
312
00:13:05,289 --> 00:13:06,664
Done, done.
313
00:13:06,748 --> 00:13:09,873
Ah, but did you clean down
to the subatomic particles?
314
00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:11,956
[grunts]
I knew I missed something.
315
00:13:13,039 --> 00:13:14,706
Done.
Even the theoretical particles
316
00:13:14,789 --> 00:13:16,373
are clean, theoretically.
317
00:13:16,456 --> 00:13:18,706
- [laughs]
- Um, I don't know.
318
00:13:18,789 --> 00:13:20,206
Why don't you just--
I don't know--
319
00:13:20,289 --> 00:13:22,706
see how many things
you can flush down the toilet?
320
00:13:22,789 --> 00:13:25,914
Um, are you sure
about that, boss?
321
00:13:25,998 --> 00:13:27,956
Are you questioning
my orders?
322
00:13:28,039 --> 00:13:30,164
I hear and obey,
my liege.
323
00:13:30,248 --> 00:13:33,289
[grunting]
324
00:13:34,373 --> 00:13:35,456
[snores]
325
00:13:35,539 --> 00:13:37,914
[screams]
What have I done?
326
00:13:37,998 --> 00:13:39,623
How am I doing, boss?
327
00:13:40,914 --> 00:13:45,081
This is a completely
irresponsible thing to do!
328
00:13:46,498 --> 00:13:49,164
But I must admit,
it looks amazing.
329
00:13:49,248 --> 00:13:50,289
How about this?
330
00:13:50,373 --> 00:13:51,373
Here, try this!
331
00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:53,289
[laughing]
332
00:13:53,373 --> 00:13:54,581
Here you go!
333
00:13:54,664 --> 00:13:56,081
[both panting]
334
00:13:57,664 --> 00:14:00,081
[both laughing]
335
00:14:00,164 --> 00:14:02,456
This'll go down good.
[grunts]
336
00:14:02,539 --> 00:14:03,998
Oops.
337
00:14:05,164 --> 00:14:06,081
Huh?
338
00:14:07,331 --> 00:14:09,331
[grunting and laughing]
339
00:14:12,123 --> 00:14:14,706
That was funny. It almost
looked like Mr. Krabs' safe--
340
00:14:14,789 --> 00:14:15,956
you know, the one
341
00:14:16,039 --> 00:14:18,081
with the secret
Krabby Patty formula inside?
342
00:14:18,164 --> 00:14:19,748
[laughs]
What's really funny is that
343
00:14:19,831 --> 00:14:21,664
it was Mr. Krabs' safe,
the one with the--
344
00:14:21,748 --> 00:14:24,248
both: Secret Krabby Patty
formula inside!
345
00:14:26,748 --> 00:14:27,789
How could you?
346
00:14:27,873 --> 00:14:29,081
You ordered me to!
347
00:14:29,164 --> 00:14:30,289
I didn't say the safe!
348
00:14:30,373 --> 00:14:31,831
You didn't say
not the safe.
349
00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:34,289
Well, I order you
to go get it!
350
00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:35,956
One second.
351
00:14:36,039 --> 00:14:38,539
Employees must wash hands
before leaving.
352
00:14:38,623 --> 00:14:41,539
[adventurous music]
353
00:14:41,623 --> 00:14:43,331
♪ ♪
354
00:14:43,414 --> 00:14:44,456
What have I done?
355
00:14:44,539 --> 00:14:46,623
I flushed SpongeBob
down the toilet.
356
00:14:46,706 --> 00:14:49,123
Why, that's despicable,
even for me.
357
00:14:49,206 --> 00:14:50,581
- [all murmuring]
- All right,
358
00:14:50,664 --> 00:14:52,664
as soon as I get the fry cook
out of the toilet,
359
00:14:52,748 --> 00:14:55,164
you can all have
your Krabby Patties.
360
00:14:55,248 --> 00:14:57,873
[all screaming]
361
00:15:00,498 --> 00:15:01,623
[groaning]
362
00:15:01,706 --> 00:15:03,289
Yuck.
363
00:15:03,373 --> 00:15:06,206
It's so unsanitary.
364
00:15:06,289 --> 00:15:09,414
I can't believe
I'm doing this.
365
00:15:11,789 --> 00:15:15,373
[marching band music]
366
00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:17,873
- Ow!
- Krabs, you old bag of shells.
367
00:15:17,956 --> 00:15:19,581
You're not gonna regret
paying that money
368
00:15:19,664 --> 00:15:21,831
to have your name
on this stadium I built for you.
369
00:15:21,914 --> 00:15:23,123
I sure hope
you're right.
370
00:15:23,206 --> 00:15:24,664
- Oh!
- Oh, Krabs, I'd like you
371
00:15:24,748 --> 00:15:27,331
to meet Charlton Hawkfish,
the famous sewer architect.
372
00:15:27,414 --> 00:15:31,289
I designed every pipe,
gasket, and cesspit
373
00:15:31,373 --> 00:15:32,914
beneath this stadium.
374
00:15:32,998 --> 00:15:35,498
[chuckles]
Eh, hi.
375
00:15:35,581 --> 00:15:39,039
That was weird.
I had to flush the toilet twice.
376
00:15:39,123 --> 00:15:42,123
And they call this is place
a modern marvel.
377
00:15:42,206 --> 00:15:45,331
Crupski, you told me
you wouldn't cut corners
378
00:15:45,414 --> 00:15:46,706
on my plans!
379
00:15:46,789 --> 00:15:48,873
What's this?
Ah!
380
00:15:48,956 --> 00:15:52,456
You've added a reducer
into a 5-foot main line!
381
00:15:52,539 --> 00:15:53,873
Your point being?
382
00:15:53,956 --> 00:15:57,498
That pipe's too small!
It'll never hold.
383
00:15:57,581 --> 00:15:58,831
Relax, Charlton.
384
00:15:58,914 --> 00:16:01,414
Building it cheap
saved a lot of money.
385
00:16:01,498 --> 00:16:03,414
Ooh!
I like that.
386
00:16:03,498 --> 00:16:04,539
And what's this?
387
00:16:04,623 --> 00:16:06,956
The pipe is made
out of cardboard?
388
00:16:07,039 --> 00:16:09,123
Eh, corrugated cardboard.
389
00:16:09,206 --> 00:16:10,539
Ah, relax.
390
00:16:10,623 --> 00:16:13,248
That's what my grandma's
dentures are made of.
391
00:16:13,331 --> 00:16:16,956
Aah!
392
00:16:20,289 --> 00:16:23,206
SpongeBob,
are you down here?
393
00:16:27,331 --> 00:16:28,039
Yi!
394
00:16:28,123 --> 00:16:29,539
Hiya, Squidward.
395
00:16:29,623 --> 00:16:30,789
Eeh!
Do not touch me!
396
00:16:30,873 --> 00:16:34,123
I am way out
of my comfort zone.
397
00:16:35,581 --> 00:16:37,831
All right, you've been
down here longer than me.
398
00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:40,081
Which way?
399
00:16:40,164 --> 00:16:41,498
Pull my finger.
400
00:16:43,414 --> 00:16:44,331
That way.
401
00:16:44,414 --> 00:16:45,914
Figures.
402
00:16:45,998 --> 00:16:49,331
♪ Sewer, sewer, cha cha cha,
sewer, sewer, cha cha cha ♪
403
00:16:49,414 --> 00:16:52,539
♪ Sewer, sewer,
cha cha cha ♪
404
00:16:52,623 --> 00:16:55,289
{\an8}Look at these strange etchings, Squidward.
405
00:16:55,373 --> 00:16:56,831
{\an8}Look like snakes.
406
00:16:56,914 --> 00:16:59,539
{\an8}I hope we don't run into
anything like that down here.
407
00:17:01,664 --> 00:17:03,289
Hey!
Over there!
408
00:17:04,623 --> 00:17:05,748
It's stuck on the pipe!
409
00:17:05,831 --> 00:17:07,748
We need to get
up there!
410
00:17:07,831 --> 00:17:10,248
[grunting]
Ow! Huh?
411
00:17:13,539 --> 00:17:15,581
♪ Sewer, sewer,
cha cha cha ♪
412
00:17:15,664 --> 00:17:16,914
There it is!
[grunts]
413
00:17:16,998 --> 00:17:18,331
[grunts]
414
00:17:18,414 --> 00:17:21,956
[grunts] Ah!
Darn it, I missed again.
415
00:17:22,039 --> 00:17:24,831
[screams]
Leapin' lampreys!
416
00:17:24,914 --> 00:17:26,414
They're biting me!
417
00:17:26,498 --> 00:17:27,539
Well, bite 'em back!
418
00:17:29,081 --> 00:17:31,289
[screaming]
My eyes!
419
00:17:31,373 --> 00:17:32,873
[screaming]
420
00:17:32,956 --> 00:17:34,831
Hey, look,
there's the safe!
421
00:17:34,914 --> 00:17:36,289
Where?
Where?
422
00:17:38,664 --> 00:17:39,789
There it is.
423
00:17:39,873 --> 00:17:41,831
♪ O sole mio ♪
424
00:17:41,914 --> 00:17:43,456
Silencio.
425
00:17:43,539 --> 00:17:46,331
Yay!
Whoo-hoo!
426
00:17:48,581 --> 00:17:50,331
[grunting]
427
00:17:52,498 --> 00:17:56,581
{\an8}[both screaming]
428
00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:04,998
{\an8}What the--
[snake roars]
429
00:18:05,081 --> 00:18:06,581
{\an8}both:
Sewer snake!
430
00:18:06,664 --> 00:18:08,664
{\an8}[both screaming]
431
00:18:08,748 --> 00:18:10,331
[marching band music]
432
00:18:10,414 --> 00:18:12,956
It's five minutes
to halftime.
433
00:18:13,039 --> 00:18:15,623
Do you know
what that means?
434
00:18:15,706 --> 00:18:17,748
[chuckles]
Sure do,
435
00:18:17,831 --> 00:18:20,039
the Bikini Bottom-ettes!
436
00:18:20,123 --> 00:18:22,831
The halftime wave, man!
437
00:18:22,914 --> 00:18:26,039
When every toilet
flushes at once!
438
00:18:26,123 --> 00:18:27,998
The sewers
can't take it!
439
00:18:28,081 --> 00:18:30,331
It's madness!
440
00:18:30,414 --> 00:18:33,831
Okay, but you're gonna miss
the cheerleaders!
441
00:18:33,914 --> 00:18:37,039
[both screaming]
442
00:18:38,456 --> 00:18:39,873
[both screaming]
443
00:18:39,956 --> 00:18:41,539
In here!
444
00:18:44,331 --> 00:18:46,706
Ooh, Look!
"You are here."
445
00:18:46,789 --> 00:18:49,456
Why is the diagram shaped
like a giant sewer snake
446
00:18:49,539 --> 00:18:52,539
with the arrow pointing
to its stomach?
447
00:18:52,623 --> 00:18:53,873
What are you doing?
448
00:18:53,956 --> 00:18:56,081
Oh, crossing "Digested
by a giant sewer snake"
449
00:18:56,164 --> 00:18:58,206
off of my to-do list.
450
00:18:58,289 --> 00:18:59,706
Oh, that makes sense.
451
00:18:59,789 --> 00:19:03,123
[screaming]
452
00:19:03,206 --> 00:19:05,623
Snake food!
[screaming]
453
00:19:09,206 --> 00:19:11,081
Good going, Squidward.
You're tickling him.
454
00:19:11,164 --> 00:19:12,373
I'll help you!
455
00:19:12,456 --> 00:19:15,414
[both screaming]
456
00:19:16,998 --> 00:19:19,581
Squidward, the safe!
Squidward? Safe!
457
00:19:19,664 --> 00:19:22,289
[screaming] Don't bother me
while I'm hysterical!
458
00:19:22,373 --> 00:19:23,706
Aah!
459
00:19:23,789 --> 00:19:26,706
[groans]
460
00:19:30,164 --> 00:19:32,623
{\an8}- Oh!
- [grunts]
461
00:19:32,706 --> 00:19:34,039
{\an8}- Oh.
- Ah!
462
00:19:34,123 --> 00:19:36,289
{\an8}I'm alive?
I'm alive!
463
00:19:36,373 --> 00:19:38,289
{\an8}I guess
we're just lucky.
464
00:19:38,373 --> 00:19:39,748
{\an8}[groans]
465
00:19:39,831 --> 00:19:41,414
{\an8}Oh, look,
you found the safe.
466
00:19:41,498 --> 00:19:43,164
{\an8}Just my luck.
467
00:19:43,248 --> 00:19:45,414
[intense music]
468
00:19:45,498 --> 00:19:47,039
[buzzer sounds, all cheering]
469
00:19:47,123 --> 00:19:48,081
- Got to go!
- Oh, boy!
470
00:19:48,164 --> 00:19:49,914
all:
Oh! Oh!
471
00:19:49,998 --> 00:19:51,456
[panting]
472
00:19:51,539 --> 00:19:53,331
Egads!
473
00:19:55,123 --> 00:19:57,748
Too much flushing,
she's gonna blow!
474
00:19:57,831 --> 00:19:59,331
[panting]
[alarm blaring]
475
00:19:59,414 --> 00:20:00,914
How's she holding up?
476
00:20:00,998 --> 00:20:04,123
Sir, every tunnel is flooded
except for the reducer pipe.
477
00:20:04,206 --> 00:20:06,039
The pinch point!
478
00:20:06,123 --> 00:20:08,206
Hmm.
Is that bad?
479
00:20:10,914 --> 00:20:12,039
both:
Huh?
480
00:20:13,373 --> 00:20:15,206
[both whimpering]
481
00:20:15,289 --> 00:20:18,289
Gaskets blown,
manifold mangled,
482
00:20:18,373 --> 00:20:20,081
backflow everywhere!
483
00:20:20,164 --> 00:20:21,623
Oh, you're overreacting.
484
00:20:21,706 --> 00:20:24,831
You flushed it all away,
Crupski!
485
00:20:24,914 --> 00:20:26,289
You two better hope
486
00:20:26,373 --> 00:20:30,373
that fail-safe
I installed works.
487
00:20:33,956 --> 00:20:37,081
[all screaming]
488
00:20:38,248 --> 00:20:41,748
Hot dogs, popcorn.
489
00:20:41,831 --> 00:20:43,581
Snorkles?
490
00:20:43,664 --> 00:20:45,331
[all screaming]
491
00:20:45,414 --> 00:20:48,748
Good thing today was
Free Ax Day at the stadium.
492
00:20:50,623 --> 00:20:51,789
[grunts]
493
00:20:51,873 --> 00:20:54,539
[growls]
494
00:20:59,581 --> 00:21:00,581
[grunts]
495
00:21:05,789 --> 00:21:08,748
[all screaming]
496
00:21:14,873 --> 00:21:16,164
[all gasp]
497
00:21:16,248 --> 00:21:19,373
[grunting]
498
00:21:19,456 --> 00:21:23,581
This is what you get
when so-called fishkind,
499
00:21:23,664 --> 00:21:27,706
in all its hubris and ignorance,
stoops so low
500
00:21:27,789 --> 00:21:31,414
as to cut corners
in its plumbing system.
501
00:21:31,498 --> 00:21:36,206
Extinction is the result
of being cheap!
502
00:21:36,289 --> 00:21:38,414
What a bunch of malarkey.
503
00:21:38,498 --> 00:21:42,456
At least we didn't waken
the Great Sewer Snake.
504
00:21:44,289 --> 00:21:45,581
Check that.
505
00:21:45,664 --> 00:21:47,539
[all screaming]
506
00:21:47,623 --> 00:21:50,581
[snake roars]
507
00:21:52,956 --> 00:21:54,039
Ah!
508
00:21:54,123 --> 00:21:56,456
[snake roars]
Ah!
509
00:21:59,123 --> 00:22:00,289
Uh-oh.
510
00:22:01,539 --> 00:22:06,206
Whoa! Ooh! Whoo-hoo!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
511
00:22:13,206 --> 00:22:14,664
[all gasp]
512
00:22:17,331 --> 00:22:20,748
Hey, everybody,
the cook's back from toilet.
513
00:22:20,831 --> 00:22:22,998
Who's hungry?
514
00:22:23,081 --> 00:22:26,206
[all screaming]
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