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Are you ready, kids?
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all: Aye, aye, Captain!
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I can't hear you.
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all: Aye, aye, Captain!
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♪ Ohh... ♪
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
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all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
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♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
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all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
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♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪
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all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
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♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
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- all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?
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all: SpongeBob SquarePants
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob
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SquarePants!
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[laughing]
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[flute trills]♪ ♪
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[waves crashing]
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[lilting ukulele music]
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♪ ♪
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{\an8}[bubbling]
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"Sure is a nice day
for a picnic."
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"Oh, Herb,
it's like a second honeymoon."
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"Just look at
Timmy and Sally
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throwing the ol' disc around."
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"Come on and throw it, sis."
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"I just want to say,
I'm gonna be real sad
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when you go off to college."
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"Oh, Sally, don't be
such a goof!
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You know I'll always
be your big brother."
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"Is it starting to rain?"
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"Nothing can spoil
this perfect day."
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"What's the matter,
big brother?
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Got something in your eye?"
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"Yeah, that's it.
That must be it."
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"Ha, ha,
now who's the goof?
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"Just watch out
because here it comes.
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Yay!"
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Oh, what now?
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Too much whee-ing.
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What is--Oh! Pickle juice!
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Oh, my eye!
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[sizzles]
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[screams]
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I smell something burning.
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Yeah, probably my eye.
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Oh, stop your drama, Squidward.
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You missed a spot.
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♪ ♪
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What in the name
of Neptune's tail fin
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is going on in here, boy?
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Oh, I'm playing picnic
with my wonderful
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little food friends,
Herb and Loretta.
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These are their kids,
Timmy and Sally.
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Mm-hmm.
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Sounds to me like yer just
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wasting me precious ingredients.
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Listen, SpongeBob,
just 'cause there's no
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customers doesn't mean you
can't do something productive.
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Like what, Mr. Krabs?
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Well, I mean,
you could--
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Oh, you could
dust the pickles.
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Could, um,
alphabetize the buns.
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Uh, you could, uh,
water down the ketchup!
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At this point, it would be
ketchuping up the water.
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Whatever.
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Now if these
little fellers could work,
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maybe you'd be
onto something.
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Hey, you couldn't make me
a tiny little army
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of unpaid workers,
could you?
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Oh, I could try.
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Here's a little worker.
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We'll call him Pete.
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[chuckles]
Hi, Pete!
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Hey,
what's wrong with Pete?
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He's not working.
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Maybe Pete is just tired.
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Well, now, that shouldn't
interfere with Pete's work.
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Well, I don't know,
Mr. Krabs.
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I guess it might affect
his productivity.
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[gasps]
No, not his productivity!
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Hey, maybe if Pete could
go on a picnic
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like the Patty family,
he might be rested
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and happy and more productive
than ever!
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[gasps]
No.
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Not leaving the workplace
for pleasure!
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Hey! Maybe Pete's boss
could have a company picnic
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and Pete would have a great
time and relax
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and come back and work
twice as hard.
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Company picnic?
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See, look!
He's already perking up.
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Gee, SpongeBob, do you think
if I threw a picnic,
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your productivity
would increase?
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- Definitely!
- What's going on in here?
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Just in time,
Mr. Squidward.
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You're about
to go on the greatest
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company picnic ever!
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- [chuckles]
- Yeah!
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A company picnic, eh?
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That gives me an idea.
[chuckles]
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[jellyfish buzzing]
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This is the greatest
company picnic ever?
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Yes. Yes, it is.
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Pace yourself, Squidward.
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The fun is just
getting started.
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Is this toilet paper
we're sitting on?
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Oh, don't think of it
as just toilet paper.
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It has thousands of uses.
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Here's one!
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Well, I guess things
will pick up
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once the food gets here.
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Right, you are!
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Here's the food!
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What?
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Oh, you're confused.
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Let me show you
a little hack.
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See, you open it
with your teeth.
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There, isn't that fun?
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And afterwards, you can
toss it around like, uh--
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You know, one of those things
you toss around.
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Here, let me show you.
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Go out for a long one, SpongeBob.
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Going long!
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Oh,
this is so much fun.
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[echoing]
Is this far enough?
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I can't hear what
you're saying.
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So...
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Here it comes!
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Agh!
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Hmm.
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Heh, I don't see it anywhere.
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I'm going home.
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Oh, no, you're not.
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You're going to sit
right there and enjoy yourself
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until your productivity increases.
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[grumbles]
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Oh, boy!
Face painting!
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Great idea, Mr. Krabs.
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[slurps]
Ah.
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Here, let me try.
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Uh-huh...
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Hi, I'm Barnacle Boy!
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[both laughing]
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Well, we sure had
our fun and games today.
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But just maybe, we've learned
a little something too
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about each other
and ourselves.
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I guess you'd have to say
this was the greatest...
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- Do not say it.
- The greatest compa--
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Don't!
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The greatest company
picnic ever!
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[record scratches]
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[techno music]
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Well, looks like
we've got company.
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Well, Mr. Krabs,
it is a company picnic.
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[chuckles]
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Well, this is more like it.
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You've been holding out
on us, Mr. Krabs, you old devil.
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I have?
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Oh, yeah, hmm...
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♪ ♪
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"Chumpany Picnic"?
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That's not how you spell
"company picnic"!
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- [horn honks]
- Guess who?
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Plankton.
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[grunts]
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{\an8}Just what do you think
you're doing, Plankton?
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{\an8}Uh, what do you mean?
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I'm having my company picnic.
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This is our spot.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, it's my spot now.
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Come now, can't we all
just share?
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Nothing should spoil
this perfect day.
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Aw...
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You don't even have
any employees.
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- Aw...
- Sure, I do.
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{\an8}Those are my new hires,
Simmy and Tally.
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Just look at them tossing
the disc around.
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[metal clanging]
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A real disc?
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{\an8}Ha, go on, SpongeBob.
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{\an8}Show this upstart how we
chuck the old
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{\an8}mustard plate around.
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Well, eh...
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{\an8}You're all welcome
to join us, of course.
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{\an8}There's plenty
of fun for all!
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Uh, no thanks, Plankton.
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We're having a great time
at our own company picnic.
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[grumbling]
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{\an8}Hey, Plankton,
what are Simmy and Tally up to?
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{\an8}Oh, just setting up
the rest of the activities:
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the cotton candy machine,
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hot roasted peanuts,
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games of chance,
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bottles you can knock over
to win a prize,
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the world's most exciting
roller coaster,
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a deep fryer
for delicacies...
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Delicacies?
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{\an8}And of course,
the dunking booth!
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{\an8}[electric crackling]
[explosion booms]
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{\an8}Uh,
have you seen the calliope?
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{\an8}[calliope music plays]
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{\an8}Aw...
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{\an8}Now look here, Plankton.
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{\an8}Me loyal employees
would never be taken in
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{\an8}by such a shallow
display of--
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{\an8}One side, chubby!
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{\an8}[yelling]
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{\an8}[gasps]
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[chewing sounds]
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Yum...
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{\an8}[grunting]
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{\an8}Is this backwards?
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{\an8}No, that's not it either.
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{\an8}You were saying, Krabs?
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{\an8}Mr. Krabs
is right, Plankton.
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{\an8}We're having lots of fun.
Come on, Mr. Krabs.
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{\an8}SpongeBob, would you mind
helping me with my zipper?
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{\an8}♪ ♪
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Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Ha, ha!
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Who needs them,
right, Mr. Krabs?
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Huh?
Yeah, yeah, sure.
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Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
[laughing]
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Do you want me
to paint your face?
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Well, I don't know--
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All right.
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I'm making you into,
um, a ghost.
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Ooh, I think this mayo
has gone bad.
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Ooh, the ghost
of mayonnaise bad!
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That really scares people.
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Yeah.
[laughs weakly]
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Whoa. Stop.
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That is almost too much
cotton candy.
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[electric crackling]
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[explosion booms]
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You want to join in
all that fun over there
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with Mr. Squidward,
don't you?
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No, of course not.
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Are you sure
you don't want to?
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Mr. Krabs,
I am staying right here
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at the Krusty Krab picnic!
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- You sure?
- 100% sure, Mr. Krabs!
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Okay, then.
I'm out of here!
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See ya!
Yahoo!
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[laughing]
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I win!
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♪ ♪
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You can never have
too many!
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Hey, Squiddy-bird!
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Whoo...
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Having lots of fun
over here.
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I've got a plate...
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that's made of paper.
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[both laughing]
258
00:09:19,623 --> 00:09:22,331
It's a paper plate. Whoo.
259
00:09:22,414 --> 00:09:23,706
[both laughing]
260
00:09:25,373 --> 00:09:26,706
Well, if it's good enough
for Mr. Krabs,
261
00:09:26,789 --> 00:09:27,789
it's good enough for me.
262
00:09:27,873 --> 00:09:29,623
[both laughing]
263
00:09:29,706 --> 00:09:32,456
I have to say, Mr. Plankton,
if this is how
264
00:09:32,539 --> 00:09:34,081
you treat your employees--
265
00:09:34,164 --> 00:09:36,331
{\an8}Say no more, my friend.
266
00:09:36,414 --> 00:09:39,706
{\an8}If you'd care to work for me,
just sign this contract
267
00:09:39,789 --> 00:09:41,498
with this delicious
candy pen.
268
00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,331
Ooh, me first!
Me first!
269
00:09:43,414 --> 00:09:46,539
Oh, don't bother to read it,
not on such a fun day.
270
00:09:46,623 --> 00:09:49,414
That's such great advice!
271
00:09:49,498 --> 00:09:50,748
[slurping noises]
272
00:09:50,831 --> 00:09:53,456
This is working far better
than I planned.
273
00:09:53,539 --> 00:09:56,081
With Krabs as my employee,
I can order him
274
00:09:56,164 --> 00:09:57,748
to give me
the Krabby Patty formula,
275
00:09:57,831 --> 00:09:59,831
and the Krusty Krab
will be no more.
276
00:09:59,914 --> 00:10:00,831
[evil cackling]
277
00:10:00,914 --> 00:10:03,164
[clears throat]
Hello, Plankton.
278
00:10:03,248 --> 00:10:05,414
Uh-oh.
279
00:10:05,498 --> 00:10:07,164
Mr. Krabs,
don't sign it!
280
00:10:07,248 --> 00:10:08,664
[yells]
281
00:10:09,956 --> 00:10:12,623
My candy pen!
282
00:10:12,706 --> 00:10:15,706
[slow motion]
Simmy, look out!
283
00:10:15,789 --> 00:10:18,956
There's a candy pen headed
straight for your eye
284
00:10:19,039 --> 00:10:22,164
due to my act of swatting
it away without first
285
00:10:22,248 --> 00:10:24,581
considering the trajectory.
286
00:10:24,664 --> 00:10:28,164
Oh, I wish I could get my words
out faster, but everything
287
00:10:28,248 --> 00:10:30,414
is in slow motion.
288
00:10:30,498 --> 00:10:33,498
[yells]
No!
289
00:10:35,206 --> 00:10:43,164
♪ ♪
290
00:10:43,248 --> 00:10:44,373
[gasps]
291
00:10:46,623 --> 00:10:49,206
{\an8}Simmy and Tally
are holograms?
292
00:10:49,289 --> 00:10:52,789
Then that means...
293
00:10:52,873 --> 00:10:54,581
I was riding that?
294
00:10:54,664 --> 00:10:57,498
What about those delicacies
I was eating?
295
00:11:02,164 --> 00:11:04,831
[yelling]
296
00:11:06,998 --> 00:11:08,498
[gasps]
297
00:11:08,581 --> 00:11:10,581
Phew, that was a close--
298
00:11:10,664 --> 00:11:12,831
Ah!
299
00:11:12,914 --> 00:11:14,373
You saved me, boy.
300
00:11:14,456 --> 00:11:15,956
How did you do it?
301
00:11:16,039 --> 00:11:18,623
I guess my mind was all
sharp from the relaxing fun
302
00:11:18,706 --> 00:11:22,831
I had at your company picnic,
Mr. Krabs.
303
00:11:22,914 --> 00:11:24,581
Unbelievable!
304
00:11:24,664 --> 00:11:25,831
Uh-oh...
305
00:11:27,956 --> 00:11:29,956
[screaming]
306
00:11:30,039 --> 00:11:31,248
[explosion booms]
307
00:11:31,331 --> 00:11:33,373
The greatest company
picnic ever!
308
00:11:33,456 --> 00:11:35,789
All right, enough relaxing,
back to work.
309
00:11:35,873 --> 00:11:37,581
[chuckles]
310
00:11:40,873 --> 00:11:43,914
{\an8}[upbeat maritime music]
311
00:11:43,998 --> 00:11:49,123
{\an8}♪ ♪
312
00:11:49,206 --> 00:11:50,664
{\an8}[bubbling]
313
00:11:52,164 --> 00:11:53,123
[sniffs]
314
00:11:53,206 --> 00:11:54,831
Nope, nothing.
315
00:11:54,914 --> 00:11:58,414
I can't smell a cent
or a dollar or any money
316
00:11:58,498 --> 00:11:59,789
in a five-mile radius.
317
00:11:59,873 --> 00:12:01,706
We might as well
shut her down early.
318
00:12:01,789 --> 00:12:02,956
Eee!
319
00:12:03,039 --> 00:12:05,873
Just as soon as that guy
finishes his meal.
320
00:12:05,956 --> 00:12:08,289
You mean the guy who's
been nursing a single fry
321
00:12:08,373 --> 00:12:09,456
for the last hour?
322
00:12:09,539 --> 00:12:12,456
When he goes,
you can go.
323
00:12:12,539 --> 00:12:13,956
[growls]
324
00:12:14,039 --> 00:12:15,456
[slurping noises]
325
00:12:15,539 --> 00:12:17,289
Excuse me, sir,
but you seem to be
326
00:12:17,373 --> 00:12:18,748
having trouble masticating.
327
00:12:18,831 --> 00:12:20,331
Here, let me help you.
328
00:12:20,414 --> 00:12:22,831
[chewing noises
and grunting]
329
00:12:22,914 --> 00:12:24,664
[gulps]
330
00:12:24,748 --> 00:12:26,456
What, no tip?
331
00:12:26,539 --> 00:12:28,373
Finally, yes!
332
00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:29,748
Leaving early,
333
00:12:29,831 --> 00:12:31,706
I can't believe
this is finally happening.
334
00:12:31,789 --> 00:12:34,623
[thunder rumbles]
335
00:12:36,581 --> 00:12:37,914
[yelps]
336
00:12:37,998 --> 00:12:39,373
'Cause it's not.
337
00:12:39,456 --> 00:12:40,623
Oh, my.
338
00:12:40,706 --> 00:12:42,206
That's quite a storm.
339
00:12:42,289 --> 00:12:45,331
You know, a storm like this
puts me in the mind
340
00:12:45,414 --> 00:12:47,039
of me old Navy days.
341
00:12:47,123 --> 00:12:50,498
Old Navy days?
Ooh!
342
00:12:50,581 --> 00:12:52,331
That gives me a fine
idea, SpongeBob.
343
00:12:52,414 --> 00:12:54,664
Since it looks like we're
gonna be stuck here a while,
344
00:12:54,748 --> 00:12:56,664
why don't you pull up
a barrel, me laddies,
345
00:12:56,748 --> 00:12:59,373
while I regale you with
a thrilling tale
346
00:12:59,456 --> 00:13:02,623
of me mysterious,
salty past.
347
00:13:06,289 --> 00:13:08,581
There now, the lights
are properly dimmed.
348
00:13:08,664 --> 00:13:10,581
Feast yourself on these
slightly expired
349
00:13:10,664 --> 00:13:13,331
soda crackies as I spin you
a yarn that puts
350
00:13:13,414 --> 00:13:14,539
hair on your chest.
351
00:13:14,623 --> 00:13:16,039
I don't want any
hair on my chest.
352
00:13:16,123 --> 00:13:17,873
Ooh, I do.
353
00:13:17,956 --> 00:13:19,873
[crunches]
354
00:13:19,956 --> 00:13:22,623
It was a day
just like this one.
355
00:13:22,706 --> 00:13:24,706
The wind was howling!
356
00:13:24,789 --> 00:13:26,498
And me ship was
being tossed about
357
00:13:26,581 --> 00:13:29,539
like a ragdoll
on a trampoline.
358
00:13:29,623 --> 00:13:31,414
I was in the galley,
cooking up grub
359
00:13:31,498 --> 00:13:34,539
for me crew to keep their mind
off this horrible squall.
360
00:13:34,623 --> 00:13:40,706
♪ ♪
361
00:13:40,789 --> 00:13:43,498
It was just then that he
burst into the galley!
362
00:13:43,581 --> 00:13:44,831
Who he?
363
00:13:44,914 --> 00:13:47,248
The man whose mission was
to make my life
364
00:13:47,331 --> 00:13:49,164
a living nightmare.
365
00:13:49,248 --> 00:13:52,831
The roughest, toughest,
scaliest old barnacle
366
00:13:52,914 --> 00:13:55,623
that ever roamed
the briny deep.
367
00:13:55,706 --> 00:13:57,581
He was me commanding officer
368
00:13:57,664 --> 00:14:00,706
and he loathed me
with the white hot hatred
369
00:14:00,789 --> 00:14:02,581
of a psychotic madman!
370
00:14:02,664 --> 00:14:05,664
They called him
"Captain Scarfish"!
371
00:14:05,748 --> 00:14:07,623
- Hello!
- [yelps]
372
00:14:09,581 --> 00:14:13,123
Stand at attention,
Mr. Krabs.
373
00:14:13,206 --> 00:14:17,748
I want you to tell me
the meaning of this.
374
00:14:17,831 --> 00:14:19,248
Oh, that, sir?
375
00:14:19,331 --> 00:14:20,914
Why, sir, that's
a sea cucumber sandwich, sir,
376
00:14:20,998 --> 00:14:22,539
with the crusts cut off, sir.
377
00:14:22,623 --> 00:14:25,289
A little booshee amusee
for the boys, sir.
378
00:14:25,373 --> 00:14:27,789
This is the Navy, son.
379
00:14:27,873 --> 00:14:30,081
We don't cut the crusts off.
380
00:14:30,164 --> 00:14:34,873
We eat the crusts
and throw the rest away.
381
00:14:34,956 --> 00:14:37,789
But that's--
that's madness.
382
00:14:37,873 --> 00:14:41,789
[chewing noises]
383
00:14:41,873 --> 00:14:44,206
I'm telling you
for the last time,
384
00:14:44,289 --> 00:14:48,331
you're gonna have to stop
making your food so delicious!
385
00:14:48,414 --> 00:14:50,748
But I don't know how!
386
00:14:50,831 --> 00:14:53,623
Well, you better
figure it out.
387
00:14:53,706 --> 00:14:57,164
I need my men wild-eyed
and hungry, Krabs.
388
00:14:57,248 --> 00:15:00,623
We've got a cargo hold
full of suntan lotion, and--
389
00:15:00,706 --> 00:15:01,956
Wait.
390
00:15:02,039 --> 00:15:04,623
You were transporting
suntan lotion?
391
00:15:04,706 --> 00:15:06,498
[laughs]
392
00:15:06,581 --> 00:15:08,664
What SPF?
393
00:15:08,748 --> 00:15:10,623
I don't see what's
so amusing about that,
394
00:15:10,706 --> 00:15:11,623
Mr. Squidward.
395
00:15:11,706 --> 00:15:13,039
We were a cargo ship
396
00:15:13,123 --> 00:15:15,789
heading straight
into pirate territory
397
00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:18,248
with a fresh supply
of suntan lotion
398
00:15:18,331 --> 00:15:21,373
for shipwrecked sailors
whose skin was chafed.
399
00:15:21,456 --> 00:15:22,748
[yawns]
400
00:15:22,831 --> 00:15:24,581
Chafed, Mr. Squidward!
401
00:15:24,664 --> 00:15:26,539
- Chafed!
- Chafed!
402
00:15:26,623 --> 00:15:29,123
Aye, sir, I understand, sir!
Chafed.
403
00:15:29,206 --> 00:15:32,498
So tonight's meal
is gonna be terrible,
404
00:15:32,581 --> 00:15:33,914
- you understand me?
- Aye, sir.
405
00:15:33,998 --> 00:15:35,998
- The worst you've ever made!
- Aye, aye, sir.
406
00:15:36,081 --> 00:15:37,331
The kind of slop that'll
407
00:15:37,414 --> 00:15:40,664
- put some steel in their spines!
- Aye, aye, sir!
408
00:15:40,748 --> 00:15:43,664
Either that, or I'll
throw you in the brig!
409
00:15:43,748 --> 00:15:45,248
Yes, sir.
410
00:15:45,331 --> 00:15:47,081
[overlapping chatter]
411
00:15:47,164 --> 00:15:48,123
[door opens]
412
00:15:49,581 --> 00:15:50,831
all: Huzzah!
413
00:15:50,914 --> 00:15:53,789
Oh, don't huzzah yet, boys.
414
00:15:53,873 --> 00:15:55,206
What's on the menu
tonight, eh?
415
00:15:55,289 --> 00:15:57,373
Slop.
416
00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:59,123
[all laughing]
417
00:15:59,206 --> 00:16:01,289
Oh, slop, eh?
Good one!
418
00:16:01,373 --> 00:16:03,539
Why don't you put some
of that delicious slop
419
00:16:03,623 --> 00:16:05,123
right here on my--
420
00:16:05,206 --> 00:16:08,289
Oh, I bet it's one of those
things that looks bad,
421
00:16:08,373 --> 00:16:10,456
but it tastes really--
422
00:16:10,539 --> 00:16:12,706
[groans]
423
00:16:12,789 --> 00:16:14,289
Bad.
424
00:16:14,373 --> 00:16:16,289
[grumbles] Sorry, boys.
425
00:16:16,373 --> 00:16:18,873
Oh, Captain's orders.
426
00:16:21,289 --> 00:16:23,914
[retches]
427
00:16:26,789 --> 00:16:29,123
Oh, I can't stand it!
428
00:16:29,206 --> 00:16:31,581
I don't care
what the Captain says.
429
00:16:31,664 --> 00:16:34,581
[triumphant music]
430
00:16:34,664 --> 00:16:40,289
♪ ♪
431
00:16:40,373 --> 00:16:41,414
all: Huzzah!
432
00:16:41,498 --> 00:16:43,414
Huzzah for Mr. Krabs!
433
00:16:43,498 --> 00:16:44,831
Huzzah!
434
00:16:44,914 --> 00:16:47,789
What's all
this huzzah-ing about?
435
00:16:47,873 --> 00:16:48,998
Oh, nothing, sir.
436
00:16:49,081 --> 00:16:51,581
They just really
enjoy eating slop.
437
00:16:51,664 --> 00:16:52,998
Don't you, boys?
438
00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:57,373
Attention!
439
00:16:59,498 --> 00:17:01,123
Hmm...
440
00:17:01,206 --> 00:17:03,373
Looks like slop,
all right.
441
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:04,748
But what's this?
442
00:17:04,831 --> 00:17:07,664
Cherries jubilee.
all: Cherries jubilee!
443
00:17:07,748 --> 00:17:09,623
Cherries jubilee?
444
00:17:09,706 --> 00:17:12,081
Well, flaming cherries jubilee.
445
00:17:12,164 --> 00:17:14,789
Flaming? What are you
trying to pull, you lubber?
446
00:17:14,873 --> 00:17:17,039
This looks like regular
cherries jubilee.
447
00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:18,623
Well, you see, sir,
I was just gonna
448
00:17:18,706 --> 00:17:21,414
take this here match and--
449
00:17:21,498 --> 00:17:23,706
[gasps]
450
00:17:23,789 --> 00:17:25,789
And so I found meself
in the brig
451
00:17:25,873 --> 00:17:29,039
with two guards watching
me every move.
452
00:17:29,123 --> 00:17:31,623
The one was as brutal
and ugly a bounder
453
00:17:31,706 --> 00:17:35,789
as you'd ever wish to see
in your darkest nightmare.
454
00:17:35,873 --> 00:17:37,456
Garr, what are you
looking at?
455
00:17:37,539 --> 00:17:39,748
But I thought I could dupe
the other one,
456
00:17:39,831 --> 00:17:41,289
should the need arise.
457
00:17:42,706 --> 00:17:46,039
- [train whistle toots]
- [chuckles]
458
00:17:46,123 --> 00:17:48,539
Gee, Mr. Krabs, that second
guard sounds like
459
00:17:48,623 --> 00:17:50,123
a real goofball!
460
00:17:50,206 --> 00:17:52,039
I managed to worm
some useful information
461
00:17:52,123 --> 00:17:53,289
out of him right away.
462
00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:55,498
You see, he was
an aspiring cook.
463
00:17:55,581 --> 00:17:57,248
And I talked him into
sneaking some things
464
00:17:57,331 --> 00:18:00,331
down into the brig for me--
the tools of me trade,
465
00:18:00,414 --> 00:18:01,831
you might say.
466
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:04,373
I set him to work
on a spun-sugar cathedral
467
00:18:04,456 --> 00:18:06,998
that took up most of
his attention.
468
00:18:07,081 --> 00:18:09,498
He never suspected that I was
using the scraps
469
00:18:09,581 --> 00:18:11,289
to fashion a candy key.
470
00:18:11,373 --> 00:18:13,831
Where's your sourpuss
friend tonight?
471
00:18:13,914 --> 00:18:15,414
Sick in bed,
like all the men.
472
00:18:15,498 --> 00:18:17,623
The captain's been feeding them
nothing but moldy
473
00:18:17,706 --> 00:18:19,039
old sandwich crusts.
474
00:18:19,123 --> 00:18:21,248
They've all got terrible
belly-aches.
475
00:18:21,331 --> 00:18:22,289
Not me, though.
476
00:18:22,373 --> 00:18:23,581
I cook for myself.
477
00:18:23,664 --> 00:18:25,873
Wise lad.
478
00:18:25,956 --> 00:18:28,539
[inhales]
479
00:18:28,623 --> 00:18:29,664
[dolphin noises]
480
00:18:29,748 --> 00:18:30,748
And so, after a few hours
481
00:18:30,831 --> 00:18:32,081
of bouncing off the walls,
482
00:18:32,164 --> 00:18:34,206
the sugar finally wore off.
483
00:18:34,289 --> 00:18:37,081
And soon, he was napping
like a baby.
484
00:18:37,164 --> 00:18:41,539
This was me chance
to use me sweet key to freedom!
485
00:18:41,623 --> 00:18:44,206
But did I dare take it?
486
00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:47,706
I'd be in violation
of the Naval Code.
487
00:18:47,789 --> 00:18:51,498
Then something happened
that made me mind up for me.
488
00:18:51,581 --> 00:18:53,581
[explosion]
489
00:18:53,664 --> 00:18:54,706
Pirates!
490
00:18:54,789 --> 00:18:56,456
We were under attack!
491
00:18:56,539 --> 00:18:57,873
I had to act fast.
492
00:18:57,956 --> 00:19:00,206
Wake up, lad, wake up!
493
00:19:00,289 --> 00:19:02,289
Man your battle stations!
494
00:19:05,623 --> 00:19:08,331
[all groaning]
495
00:19:08,414 --> 00:19:11,289
I was on me own.
496
00:19:11,373 --> 00:19:14,123
I could see it all,
a pirate ship,
497
00:19:14,206 --> 00:19:18,081
and on that island,
a crew of fine Naval men.
498
00:19:18,164 --> 00:19:20,331
Our only hope,
marooned on a beach
499
00:19:20,414 --> 00:19:23,081
by those same scurvy pirates
and suffering
500
00:19:23,164 --> 00:19:27,831
from the effects of chafe,
sunburn!
501
00:19:27,914 --> 00:19:29,414
The pirates had already
launched a boat
502
00:19:29,498 --> 00:19:31,789
and were preparing
to board our vessel.
503
00:19:31,873 --> 00:19:35,498
Row,
you worthless dogs!
504
00:19:35,581 --> 00:19:36,914
Stand down, Krabs.
505
00:19:36,998 --> 00:19:38,998
I'll have you in irons!
506
00:19:39,081 --> 00:19:40,289
Listen to me, Captain.
507
00:19:40,373 --> 00:19:42,664
This is gonna get
real ugly, real fast.
508
00:19:42,748 --> 00:19:44,456
We've got
to get to the cannons.
509
00:19:44,539 --> 00:19:46,956
We're not outfitted
for battle, Krabs.
510
00:19:47,039 --> 00:19:48,748
There's no ammunition.
511
00:19:48,831 --> 00:19:51,706
The cannons are
ornamental at best.
512
00:19:51,789 --> 00:19:53,706
Ornamental at best!
513
00:19:53,789 --> 00:19:55,581
Then listen carefully.
514
00:19:55,664 --> 00:19:57,623
You'll have to go down
to the cargo hold
515
00:19:57,706 --> 00:20:00,539
and poke holes in the barrels
of suntan lotion
516
00:20:00,623 --> 00:20:01,914
and scuttle the ship.
517
00:20:01,998 --> 00:20:05,664
What you're suggesting
is mutiny!
518
00:20:05,748 --> 00:20:07,914
Do as he says, Captain.
519
00:20:07,998 --> 00:20:10,206
What are you using
for ammo there, ensign?
520
00:20:10,289 --> 00:20:12,498
Oh, I rolled up an old
moldy sandwich crust
521
00:20:12,581 --> 00:20:13,664
into a hard little ball.
522
00:20:13,748 --> 00:20:16,123
That's it!
Come with me, lad!
523
00:20:16,206 --> 00:20:19,289
[upbeat music]
524
00:20:19,373 --> 00:20:26,498
♪ ♪
525
00:20:26,581 --> 00:20:27,664
[cannon fires]
526
00:20:30,706 --> 00:20:32,664
Direct hit!
both: Huzzah!
527
00:20:32,748 --> 00:20:34,456
You'll pay for that.
528
00:20:34,539 --> 00:20:36,081
Get him, boys!
529
00:20:36,164 --> 00:20:37,581
Uh, what do I do?
530
00:20:37,664 --> 00:20:40,748
Get down to the cargo hold
and check on the captain.
531
00:20:40,831 --> 00:20:42,498
Charge!
532
00:20:44,873 --> 00:20:46,706
[grunting]
533
00:20:46,789 --> 00:20:49,498
Close one!
534
00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:52,789
Ah, he's kind of handsome
for a crusty old cuss.
535
00:20:52,873 --> 00:20:54,123
[sobbing]
536
00:20:54,206 --> 00:20:57,248
I can't do it.
I'm weak.
537
00:20:57,331 --> 00:21:00,831
Snap out of it, man!
538
00:21:00,914 --> 00:21:03,331
[gasps]
539
00:21:03,414 --> 00:21:04,164
Ew.
540
00:21:04,248 --> 00:21:06,498
My personality!
[sobbing]
541
00:21:06,581 --> 00:21:10,331
Oops, uh, let me
put that back.
542
00:21:10,414 --> 00:21:18,373
♪ ♪
543
00:21:29,123 --> 00:21:32,289
[all speaking happily
at once]
544
00:21:35,206 --> 00:21:39,039
[grunting]
Missed me!
545
00:21:39,123 --> 00:21:40,331
Uh-oh.
546
00:21:40,414 --> 00:21:44,123
Uh, anyone for
cherries jubilee?
547
00:21:44,206 --> 00:21:45,248
Finish him off!
548
00:21:45,331 --> 00:21:47,456
sailors: Huzzah for Mr. Krabs!
549
00:21:47,539 --> 00:21:50,289
Ha, ha, the sunburn brigade!
550
00:21:52,664 --> 00:21:54,998
Ha, ha, me plan worked!
551
00:21:55,081 --> 00:21:56,331
[chuckles]
552
00:21:56,414 --> 00:21:59,539
Handsome and clever,
I see.
553
00:22:01,664 --> 00:22:02,914
Join me, Krabs.
554
00:22:02,998 --> 00:22:05,248
We'll rule the seven seas together.
555
00:22:05,331 --> 00:22:07,081
I can't let you go, lass.
556
00:22:07,164 --> 00:22:09,081
I'd be in violation
of the naval code.
557
00:22:09,164 --> 00:22:10,289
Enjoy your last meal.
558
00:22:10,373 --> 00:22:14,164
I hope you like spun sugar.
559
00:22:16,664 --> 00:22:18,581
Huh?
560
00:22:18,664 --> 00:22:20,498
Oh...
561
00:22:20,581 --> 00:22:22,248
[chuckles]
562
00:22:24,039 --> 00:22:25,914
What are we all
winking about?
563
00:22:25,998 --> 00:22:27,331
I don't know!
564
00:22:31,914 --> 00:22:39,873
{\an8}♪ ♪
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