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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,792 --> 00:00:10,923 - ARE YA READY, KIDS? 2 00:00:10,967 --> 00:00:12,925 kids: AYE AYE, CAPTAIN! 3 00:00:12,969 --> 00:00:14,188 - I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 4 00:00:14,231 --> 00:00:16,364 kids: AYE AYE, CAPTAIN! 5 00:00:16,407 --> 00:00:19,367 - O-O-OH! 6 00:00:19,410 --> 00:00:21,543 ♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? ♪ 7 00:00:21,586 --> 00:00:23,197 kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS 8 00:00:23,240 --> 00:00:25,329 - ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE ♪ 9 00:00:25,373 --> 00:00:27,331 kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS 10 00:00:27,375 --> 00:00:29,594 - ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪ 11 00:00:29,638 --> 00:00:30,987 kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS 12 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:33,163 - ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪ 13 00:00:33,207 --> 00:00:34,425 kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS 14 00:00:34,469 --> 00:00:35,426 - ♪ READY? 15 00:00:35,470 --> 00:00:37,472 all: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS 16 00:00:37,515 --> 00:00:39,430 ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS 17 00:00:39,474 --> 00:00:41,345 ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS 18 00:00:41,389 --> 00:00:42,781 - ♪ SPONGEBOB 19 00:00:42,825 --> 00:00:44,783 ♪ SQUAREPA-A-ANTS 20 00:00:44,827 --> 00:00:47,308 [laughs] 21 00:00:47,351 --> 00:00:49,005 [piccolo tweets] 22 00:00:53,662 --> 00:00:56,621 [acoustic guitar music] 23 00:00:56,665 --> 00:01:02,540 ♪ 24 00:01:04,020 --> 00:01:05,543 - [hums] 25 00:01:05,587 --> 00:01:06,675 [snores] 26 00:01:06,718 --> 00:01:08,633 [hums] 27 00:01:08,677 --> 00:01:09,634 [snores] 28 00:01:09,678 --> 00:01:11,897 [hums] 29 00:01:11,941 --> 00:01:14,422 [giant horn blast] 30 00:01:15,684 --> 00:01:16,641 - [meows] 31 00:01:16,685 --> 00:01:17,990 - GOOD MORNING TO YOU, TOO, GARY. 32 00:01:18,034 --> 00:01:19,427 HELP YOURSELF TO SOME BREAKFAST KIBBLE, 33 00:01:19,470 --> 00:01:21,385 WHILE I MAKE READY FOR MY DAY AT... 34 00:01:21,429 --> 00:01:23,474 THE KRUSTY KRAB. 35 00:01:25,868 --> 00:01:27,391 ♪ DO-DE-DO, DO-DE-DO-DO-DO ♪ 36 00:01:27,435 --> 00:01:28,610 - [meows] 37 00:01:28,653 --> 00:01:30,394 - FINISHED YOUR BREAKFAST ALREADY, GAR? 38 00:01:30,438 --> 00:01:32,048 WELL, YOU ALWAYS WERE A GOOD LITTLE EATER. 39 00:01:33,049 --> 00:01:34,703 - [meows] 40 00:01:34,746 --> 00:01:36,879 - WE CAN PLAY FETCH WHEN I GET HOME, GARY. 41 00:01:36,922 --> 00:01:38,446 RIGHT NOW MR. KRABS NEEDS ME. 42 00:01:38,489 --> 00:01:39,838 THERE'S LEFTOVERS IN THE FRIDGE, IF YOU GET-- 43 00:01:39,882 --> 00:01:42,145 - [meows] - [screams] 44 00:01:42,189 --> 00:01:44,191 GARY, WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU? 45 00:01:44,234 --> 00:01:46,845 IS THERE SOMETHING IMPORTANT THAT YOU'D LIKE TO TELL ME? 46 00:01:48,064 --> 00:01:50,153 [screams] 47 00:01:50,197 --> 00:01:52,155 TODAY IS SUNDAY? 48 00:01:52,199 --> 00:01:54,114 BUT THAT MEANS-- 49 00:01:54,157 --> 00:01:55,376 - [meows] 50 00:01:55,419 --> 00:01:57,987 - YEAH. THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT, GAR-BEAR. 51 00:01:58,030 --> 00:01:59,858 I CAN'T GO TO WORK TODAY. 52 00:01:59,902 --> 00:02:02,905 KRUSTY KRAB IS CLOSED ON SUNDAYS. 53 00:02:02,948 --> 00:02:05,777 GEE, GARY, I WAS REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO WORK. 54 00:02:05,821 --> 00:02:08,302 NOW WHAT PURPOSE COULD TODAY POSSIBLY HAVE? 55 00:02:08,345 --> 00:02:09,912 [phone rings] 56 00:02:09,955 --> 00:02:11,522 YEAH, MR. KRABS, DID YOU NEED ME TO COME IN TO WORK TODAY? 57 00:02:12,741 --> 00:02:15,483 OH. HI, SANDY. 58 00:02:15,526 --> 00:02:16,527 YEAH. 59 00:02:17,528 --> 00:02:18,529 NO. 60 00:02:19,791 --> 00:02:20,531 JUST ME AND GARY. 61 00:02:22,272 --> 00:02:23,273 NO, I DON'T KNOW YET. 62 00:02:25,362 --> 00:02:27,059 NAH, I'M NOT SICK. 63 00:02:28,060 --> 00:02:31,499 YOU NEED A HOUSE SITTER? TODAY? 64 00:02:31,542 --> 00:02:34,066 - THAT'S RIGHT, SPONGEBOB. I KNOW IT'S LAST MINUTE. 65 00:02:34,110 --> 00:02:36,895 BUT I'M-- - I WOULD LOVE TO. 66 00:02:36,939 --> 00:02:40,682 - OKAY, SPONGEBOB, MY TREEDOME IS A HIGHLY TECHNICAL FACILITY, 67 00:02:40,725 --> 00:02:43,206 AND THERE ARE MANY FACETS TO ITS OPERATION. 68 00:02:43,250 --> 00:02:44,381 SPONGEBOB, ARE YOU GETTIN' ALL THIS? 69 00:02:44,425 --> 00:02:46,122 - UH-HUH. 70 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:48,733 - HERE'S A COMPREHENSIVE LIST OF DOS AND DONTS TO FOLLOW. 71 00:02:48,777 --> 00:02:50,344 - WELL, THIS LOOKS EASY TO REMEMBER. 72 00:02:50,387 --> 00:02:52,215 IT'S JUST A LITTLE, BLACK SMUDGE. 73 00:02:52,259 --> 00:02:53,695 - [laughing] THAT'S TO SAVE PAPER. 74 00:02:53,738 --> 00:02:56,045 YOU'LL NEED A SPECIAL READING SCOPE. 75 00:02:57,916 --> 00:02:59,091 - OH. 76 00:02:59,135 --> 00:03:01,311 - NOW PAY ATTENTION AS I CLUE YOU IN 77 00:03:01,355 --> 00:03:03,879 ON SOME OF YOUR MORE ELABORATE RESPONSIBILITIES. 78 00:03:03,922 --> 00:03:07,012 THIS MAJESTIC STRUCTURE IS MY KELP GREENHOUSE. 79 00:03:07,056 --> 00:03:08,797 ITS FUNCTIONS ARE COMPLETELY AUTOMATED, 80 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:12,670 SO ALL YOU HAVE TO DO-- - WOW! 81 00:03:12,714 --> 00:03:14,281 - IS CHECK THIS THERMOMETER RIGHT HERE, 82 00:03:14,324 --> 00:03:16,413 AND MAKE SURE THE TEMPERATURE IS NORMAL. 83 00:03:17,893 --> 00:03:21,549 - OR-MAL. 84 00:03:21,592 --> 00:03:22,332 GOT IT. 85 00:03:23,899 --> 00:03:25,640 - AND THIS IS THE ROBOT WAREHOUSE. 86 00:03:25,683 --> 00:03:27,381 IT'S WHERE I KEEP ALL MY ROBOTS. 87 00:03:27,424 --> 00:03:28,773 - THAT STANDS TO REASON. 88 00:03:28,817 --> 00:03:29,818 - THIS PART'S EASY. 89 00:03:29,861 --> 00:03:31,254 ALLS YOU GOTTA DO IS COME IN HERE 90 00:03:31,298 --> 00:03:33,038 AND COUNT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE ROBOTS 91 00:03:33,082 --> 00:03:35,215 AND MAKE SURE NONE OF 'EM'S GONE MISSING. 92 00:03:35,258 --> 00:03:38,479 YOU SEEM TO BE DOIN' A GOOD JOB PAYIN' ATTENTION, SPONGEBOB. 93 00:03:38,522 --> 00:03:40,481 - I RESPECT YOUR METICULOUS NATURE. 94 00:03:40,524 --> 00:03:43,397 - OH. WHY, THANK YOU, SPONGEBOB. 95 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:44,659 - WHAT'S NEXT ON THE LIST? 96 00:03:44,702 --> 00:03:46,617 - THIS HERE'S MY WORM INCUBATOR. 97 00:03:46,661 --> 00:03:48,053 THEY'RE NOT SET TO HATCH FOR WEEKS, 98 00:03:48,097 --> 00:03:50,882 BUT I JUST THOUGHT I'D SHOW IT TO YOU ANYWAY. 99 00:03:50,926 --> 00:03:52,319 AND LAST, BUT NOT LEAST 100 00:03:52,362 --> 00:03:54,886 IS MY COLLECTION OF RARE AND FRAGILE ARTIFACTS 101 00:03:54,930 --> 00:03:57,454 THAT HAS TO BE CLEANED TWICE, DAILY. 102 00:03:57,498 --> 00:04:00,892 NOW ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN HANDLE ALL THAT, SPONGEBOB? 103 00:04:00,936 --> 00:04:03,634 - TRUST ME, SANDY, YOU'VE GOT NOTHIN' TO WORRY ABOUT. 104 00:04:03,678 --> 00:04:06,289 YOUR BELOVED TREE HOME IS IN MY CAPABLE HANDS. 105 00:04:06,333 --> 00:04:08,335 - ARE YA SURE? - YUP. 106 00:04:08,378 --> 00:04:10,250 - ARE YOU REALLY SURE? 107 00:04:10,293 --> 00:04:12,382 - REALLY SURE. 108 00:04:12,426 --> 00:04:14,036 - OKAY! 109 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:28,746 - NORMAL. 110 00:04:28,790 --> 00:04:31,401 2,692... 111 00:04:33,621 --> 00:04:35,013 2,693... 112 00:04:37,799 --> 00:04:39,409 2,694. 113 00:04:41,890 --> 00:04:44,284 [laughs] 114 00:04:50,464 --> 00:04:53,684 SANDY SAID THIS COLLECTION OF RARE AND FRAGILE ARTIFACTS 115 00:04:53,728 --> 00:04:56,426 NEEDS TO BE GENTLY CLEANED, TWICE, DAILY. 116 00:04:56,470 --> 00:04:59,516 THERE WE GO. NOT A SPECK OF DUST ANYWHERE. 117 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:01,126 WAIT A MINUTE. 118 00:05:02,127 --> 00:05:03,172 AH-HAH! 119 00:05:05,566 --> 00:05:07,742 THERE...WE GO. 120 00:05:10,135 --> 00:05:11,833 WORM INCUBATOR. 121 00:05:11,876 --> 00:05:13,269 WELL, LOOKS LIKE EVERYTHING'S FINE HERE. 122 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:14,575 [hatching sound] 123 00:05:14,618 --> 00:05:15,663 WHAT THE-- 124 00:05:17,839 --> 00:05:18,970 [screams] O-O-OH! 125 00:05:19,014 --> 00:05:20,668 SANDY SAID THESE WOULDN'T HATCH FOR... 126 00:05:20,711 --> 00:05:21,712 WEEKS! 127 00:05:21,756 --> 00:05:23,366 WHAT IS GOING ON? 128 00:05:23,410 --> 00:05:24,846 WHOA! PATRICK? 129 00:05:24,889 --> 00:05:26,630 - SPONGEBOB! THERE YOU ARE. 130 00:05:26,674 --> 00:05:28,153 - OH, WHAT A RELIEF. 131 00:05:28,197 --> 00:05:30,199 I THOUGHT YOU WERE A HORRIBLE, MUTANT WORM, 132 00:05:30,242 --> 00:05:32,157 WHO WAS ABOUT TO SOAK ME WITH DIGESTIVE JUICES 133 00:05:32,201 --> 00:05:34,725 AND SLOWLY CONSUME ME OVER A PERIOD OF WEEKS. 134 00:05:34,769 --> 00:05:38,076 - UH, NO THANKS. I HAD A LATE BREAKFAST. 135 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:39,991 - WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT FUNNY THING ON YOUR HEAD? 136 00:05:40,035 --> 00:05:43,691 - WELL, 'CAUSE WE CAN'T BREATHE IN SANDY'S TREEDOME, 'MEMBER? 137 00:05:43,734 --> 00:05:45,693 IT'S FILLED WITH AIR. 138 00:05:45,736 --> 00:05:47,259 - OH, YEAH, THANKS FOR REMINDING ME. 139 00:05:47,303 --> 00:05:48,609 I ALMOST FORG-- [gasps] 140 00:05:48,652 --> 00:05:50,437 [gasping] PA-PA-PA-PATRICK! 141 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:53,222 HELP! ME! I--I! CAN'T! B--B--B-- 142 00:05:53,265 --> 00:05:54,441 BREATHE! 143 00:05:54,484 --> 00:05:56,617 - THERE YOU GO. 144 00:05:56,660 --> 00:05:58,836 - [breathes deeply] 145 00:05:58,880 --> 00:05:59,968 - AHH. 146 00:06:00,011 --> 00:06:01,926 THANKS, PATRICK, YOU'RE A LIFESAVER. 147 00:06:01,970 --> 00:06:04,233 NOW THAT I HAVEN'T SUFFOCATED, IT'S HIGH TIME 148 00:06:04,276 --> 00:06:06,235 I GOT BACK TO THIS LIST OF HOUSE-SITTING DUTIES. 149 00:06:06,278 --> 00:06:08,193 SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, PATRICK, 150 00:06:08,237 --> 00:06:10,805 I'D LIKE TO ASK YOU TO PLEASE IMMEDIATELY EXIT THE TREEDOME. 151 00:06:10,848 --> 00:06:12,415 - UH, EXIT THE-- 152 00:06:13,808 --> 00:06:15,244 EXIT THE TREE DOME? 153 00:06:15,287 --> 00:06:16,419 - THAT'S RIGHT, EXIT THE TREE-- 154 00:06:16,463 --> 00:06:18,290 - OH, SPONGEBOB, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA! 155 00:06:18,334 --> 00:06:19,814 OH, WHERE SHOULD WE GO? JELLYFISH FIELDS? 156 00:06:19,857 --> 00:06:22,599 GOO LAGOON? BARG'N MART? LUCKY LARRY'S? 157 00:06:22,643 --> 00:06:24,122 - WELL, LUCKY LARRY'S SOUNDS-- - ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO! 158 00:06:24,166 --> 00:06:25,428 - HOLD IT! 159 00:06:25,472 --> 00:06:27,604 I PROMISED SANDY I'D TAKE EXTRA SPECIAL CARE 160 00:06:27,648 --> 00:06:30,215 OF HER TREEDOME WHILE SHE'S AT THE INVENTOR'S CONVENTION TODAY. 161 00:06:30,259 --> 00:06:32,827 AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I INTEND TO DO! 162 00:06:32,870 --> 00:06:35,438 PATRICK, THIS IS A MAJOR RESPONSIBILITY. 163 00:06:35,482 --> 00:06:37,832 - WELL, IN THAT CASE, I BETTER STAY AND HELP YOU. 164 00:06:37,875 --> 00:06:39,703 - N-N-N-N-NOPE. 165 00:06:39,747 --> 00:06:41,270 - PLEASE? 166 00:06:41,313 --> 00:06:42,445 - NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 167 00:06:42,489 --> 00:06:44,665 - PRETTY PLEASE? - NO WAY. 168 00:06:44,708 --> 00:06:46,971 - PRETTY PLEASE WITH A SCOOP OF VANILLA ICE CREAM? 169 00:06:47,015 --> 00:06:48,408 - OH, YEAH, RIGHT. 170 00:06:48,451 --> 00:06:50,192 - PRETTY PLEASE WITH A SCOOP OF STRAWBERRY, VANILLA, 171 00:06:50,235 --> 00:06:52,455 AND CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM, SMOTHERED IN GOOBERBERRY SAUCE, 172 00:06:52,499 --> 00:06:54,718 AND TOPPED WITH HALF A CAN OF WHIPPED TOPPING? 173 00:06:54,762 --> 00:06:56,154 - PATRICK, WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR? 174 00:06:56,198 --> 00:06:57,460 - AND A SCOOP OF NUTS! 175 00:06:57,504 --> 00:06:58,983 - DEAL. - HOORAY! 176 00:06:59,027 --> 00:07:00,811 - BUT YOU HAVE TO PROMISE NOT TO TOUCH ANYTHING. 177 00:07:00,855 --> 00:07:06,208 - I, PATRICK STAR, HEREBY PROMISE NOT TO TOUCH ANYTHING. 178 00:07:06,251 --> 00:07:08,515 - OKAY, NOW LET'S CHECK THE LIST TO SEE WHAT'S NEXT-- 179 00:07:08,558 --> 00:07:10,255 - PATRICK! 180 00:07:10,299 --> 00:07:11,822 - PATRICK, NO! 181 00:07:11,866 --> 00:07:14,390 - YOU PROMISED ME YOU WEREN'T GONNA TOUCH ANYTHING! 182 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:16,087 - I WASN'T TOUCHING ANYTHING. 183 00:07:16,131 --> 00:07:17,567 - THEN WHAT WERE YOU JUST DOING 184 00:07:17,611 --> 00:07:18,960 TO SANDY'S COLLECTION OF RARE AND FRAGILE ARTIFACTS? 185 00:07:19,003 --> 00:07:20,570 - UM, TASTING IT. 186 00:07:20,614 --> 00:07:22,180 - OKAY, PATRICK, I INSIST. 187 00:07:22,224 --> 00:07:25,488 FROM NOW ON, YOU MUST STICK TO ME AS CLOSELY AS POSSIBLE. 188 00:07:25,532 --> 00:07:27,316 DO I MAKE MYSELF PERFECTLY CLEAR? 189 00:07:27,359 --> 00:07:31,102 PATRICK, I SAID, DO I MAKE MYSELF PERF-- 190 00:07:31,146 --> 00:07:32,190 PATRICK? 191 00:07:32,234 --> 00:07:35,019 PATRICK? - IS THIS CLOSE ENOUGH? 192 00:07:35,063 --> 00:07:36,630 - OKAY, PATRICK. 193 00:07:36,673 --> 00:07:39,067 TELL ME AGAIN WHAT IT IS YOU'RE GONNA DO. 194 00:07:39,110 --> 00:07:41,504 - NOT TOUCH ANYTHING. 195 00:07:41,548 --> 00:07:43,027 - MM-HMM. WHAT ELSE? 196 00:07:43,071 --> 00:07:45,682 - NOT...DO ANYTHING. 197 00:07:45,726 --> 00:07:46,770 - AND? 198 00:07:46,814 --> 00:07:49,338 - NOT...LOOK AT ANYTHING. 199 00:07:49,381 --> 00:07:51,862 - UNTIL WHEN? 200 00:07:51,906 --> 00:07:53,298 UNTIL? 201 00:07:53,342 --> 00:07:56,519 - UNTIL SPONGEBOB IS DONE HOUSE-SITTING. 202 00:07:56,563 --> 00:07:59,696 - GOOD BOY, PATRICK! - [barking] 203 00:07:59,740 --> 00:08:01,568 - WELL, NOW THAT THAT'S SETTLED, LET'S SEE WHERE I-- 204 00:08:01,611 --> 00:08:02,656 - SPONGEBOB! - YES, PATRICK? 205 00:08:02,699 --> 00:08:06,268 - UH, CAN I--CAN I-- 206 00:08:06,311 --> 00:08:09,706 CAN I--CAN I-- CAN I-- 207 00:08:09,750 --> 00:08:12,492 - PATRICK, HOW MANY TIMES DID WE-- 208 00:08:24,765 --> 00:08:25,809 [electricity crackles] 209 00:08:25,853 --> 00:08:27,855 [electronic beeping] 210 00:08:39,780 --> 00:08:41,085 both: UH-OH. 211 00:09:08,025 --> 00:09:09,853 - WASN'T ME! 212 00:09:09,897 --> 00:09:11,638 - [sniffs] 213 00:09:11,681 --> 00:09:13,988 WELL, I GUESS I COULDN'T HANDLE IT AFTER ALL. 214 00:09:14,031 --> 00:09:15,467 I-- [sniffs] 215 00:09:15,511 --> 00:09:18,601 I'M A FAILURE! [sobbing] 216 00:09:18,645 --> 00:09:22,257 - HEY, BUDDY, IT'S NOT AS BAD AS IT SEEMS. 217 00:09:22,300 --> 00:09:24,346 - OH, YEAH? WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT? 218 00:09:24,389 --> 00:09:27,654 - WELL, NOT EVERYTHING'S BROKEN. 219 00:09:27,697 --> 00:09:33,616 - [loud sobbing] 220 00:09:33,660 --> 00:09:36,358 [gasps] S-S-S-S-S-S-SA-SANDY! 221 00:09:36,401 --> 00:09:38,360 HOW WAS THE INVENTOR'S CONVENTION? 222 00:09:38,403 --> 00:09:40,841 - DID YOU BRING BACK ANY SOUVENIRS? 223 00:09:40,884 --> 00:09:42,712 - FUNNY Y'ALL SHOULD ASK THAT. 224 00:09:42,756 --> 00:09:44,845 - IT IS? - YEP. 225 00:09:44,888 --> 00:09:47,543 I BROUGHT HOME SOMETHING REAL HANDY. 226 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:50,502 [both gasp and stammer] 227 00:09:50,546 --> 00:09:53,680 AND I'M SETTING IT ON MAXIMUM POWER. 228 00:09:53,723 --> 00:09:55,986 - WELL, SPONGEBOB, I GUESS THIS 229 00:09:56,030 --> 00:09:58,336 IS OUR FINAL GOOD-BYE. 230 00:09:58,380 --> 00:10:00,556 - I NEVER THOUGHT I'D GO OUT LIKE THIS. 231 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,427 - AT THE HANDS OF A SQUIRREL? 232 00:10:02,471 --> 00:10:04,473 - NO, WITH A FISH BOWL ON MY HEAD. 233 00:10:04,516 --> 00:10:05,561 [laser gun zaps] 234 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:08,172 [both screaming] 235 00:10:22,491 --> 00:10:24,667 - EUREKA! IT WORKS! 236 00:10:24,711 --> 00:10:26,800 THE EXPERIMENT IS A SUCCESS. 237 00:10:26,843 --> 00:10:28,671 both: EXPERIMENT? 238 00:10:28,715 --> 00:10:30,194 - THAT'S RIGHT, BOYS. 239 00:10:30,238 --> 00:10:32,457 I WANTED YOU TO DESTROY MY HOME ALL ALONG 240 00:10:32,501 --> 00:10:33,981 SO I COULD TEST OUT THIS HERE NEW 241 00:10:34,024 --> 00:10:37,724 RUBBLE-REVERSIN' RAY BLASTER ON SOME GENUINE RUBBLE. 242 00:10:37,767 --> 00:10:40,509 I COULD HAVE JUST SMASHED ALL THIS STUFF UP MYSELF, 243 00:10:40,552 --> 00:10:43,338 BUT NOBODY DESTROYS STUFF QUITE LIKE Y'ALL. 244 00:10:43,381 --> 00:10:44,818 YOU'RE NOT A FAILURE, SPONGEBOB. 245 00:10:44,861 --> 00:10:47,603 YOU'RE A SCIENTIST! 246 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:50,650 [laughter] 247 00:10:50,693 --> 00:10:52,086 - HUH-RAY! 248 00:10:52,129 --> 00:10:54,654 - HOORAY! 249 00:10:59,006 --> 00:11:00,311 all: UH-OH. 250 00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:18,460 - WASN'T ME! 251 00:11:18,503 --> 00:11:20,027 - QUIT YOUR WORRYIN', Y'ALL. 252 00:11:20,070 --> 00:11:22,812 I CAN FIX IT ALL WITH MY HANDY-DANDY 253 00:11:22,856 --> 00:11:27,643 RUBBLE-REVERSIN' RAY BLASTER. 254 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:31,386 - HA, HA, HA. 255 00:11:31,429 --> 00:11:33,475 - SILLY OLD ROBOT. 256 00:11:33,518 --> 00:11:35,738 HE DOESN'T REALIZE YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE OF THESE RAY GUNS. 257 00:11:35,782 --> 00:11:37,609 ISN'T THAT RIGHT, SANDY? 258 00:11:37,653 --> 00:11:39,437 YOU DO HAVE MORE THAN ONE OF THEM, 259 00:11:39,481 --> 00:11:40,917 DON'T YOU, SANDY? 260 00:11:40,961 --> 00:11:44,355 SANDY? [gulps] 261 00:11:44,399 --> 00:11:45,879 - [twitching] 262 00:11:45,922 --> 00:11:51,145 SPONGEBOB! 263 00:11:54,017 --> 00:11:56,977 [upbeat music] 264 00:11:57,020 --> 00:12:03,070 ♪ 265 00:12:03,113 --> 00:12:06,073 [smooth jazz playing over radio] 266 00:12:06,116 --> 00:12:07,422 ♪ 267 00:12:07,465 --> 00:12:08,510 - ♪ LA-DA-DI 268 00:12:08,553 --> 00:12:10,555 ♪ LA-DA-DUM-LA-DA-DO 269 00:12:10,599 --> 00:12:14,342 [humming] 270 00:12:14,385 --> 00:12:20,174 OH, THANK YOU FOR DINING AT THE KRUSTY KRAB. 271 00:12:20,217 --> 00:12:23,046 CAN I GIVE YOU A HAND WITH THAT, SPONGEBOB? 272 00:12:23,090 --> 00:12:25,570 - SURE. THANKS, SQUIDWARD. 273 00:12:25,614 --> 00:12:28,704 GEE, I GUESS PLAYING KELPY G'S MUSIC HERE IN THE RESTAURANT 274 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:29,836 HAS REALLY ENERGIZED HIM. 275 00:12:29,879 --> 00:12:31,054 ♪ 276 00:12:31,098 --> 00:12:32,229 WOW. 277 00:12:32,273 --> 00:12:34,797 KELPY'S MUSIC IS REALLY, UM, UNIQUE. 278 00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:36,973 - KELPY'S NOT FOR EVERYONE. 279 00:12:37,017 --> 00:12:38,366 man on radio: THAT WAS KELPY G 280 00:12:38,409 --> 00:12:41,195 TAKING YOU ON A TRIP THAT WAS OUT OF THIS OCEAN. 281 00:12:41,238 --> 00:12:43,588 HOPE ALL OF YOU KELPHEADS GOT YOUR TICKETS EARLY, 282 00:12:43,632 --> 00:12:46,330 'CAUSE HIS CONCERT TONIGHT AT HIGH TIDE STADIUM IS-- 283 00:12:46,374 --> 00:12:48,506 SORRY--SOLD OUT. 284 00:12:48,550 --> 00:12:50,247 - OH! 285 00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:52,815 KELPY G IS PERFORMING TONIGHT, SQUIDWARD! 286 00:12:52,859 --> 00:12:54,034 BUT TICKETS ARE... 287 00:12:54,077 --> 00:12:56,514 [imitating man on radio] SORRY--SOLD OUT. 288 00:12:56,558 --> 00:12:58,429 - OH! HOW COULD THIS BE? 289 00:12:58,473 --> 00:13:00,518 WHATEVER SHALL I DO? 290 00:13:00,562 --> 00:13:02,346 - YOU FORGOT TO BUY A TICKET? 291 00:13:02,390 --> 00:13:03,695 - OH, NO. I HAVE A TICKET. 292 00:13:03,739 --> 00:13:05,785 I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT I'LL DO 293 00:13:05,828 --> 00:13:07,917 WITHOUT YOU THERE. 294 00:13:07,961 --> 00:13:09,310 OH, WAIT, I JUST REALIZED... 295 00:13:09,353 --> 00:13:12,269 I'LL BE HAVING THE GREATEST TIME OF MY LIFE! 296 00:13:12,313 --> 00:13:14,706 - SQUIDWARD, MAY I AT LEAST GAZE UPON YOUR TICKET? 297 00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:15,925 - OH, YEAH. 298 00:13:15,969 --> 00:13:18,449 I SHOW YOU THE TICKET AND THEN 299 00:13:18,493 --> 00:13:20,495 THROUGH SOME MANNER OF FOLLY, 300 00:13:20,538 --> 00:13:22,236 YOU DESTROY IT! 301 00:13:22,279 --> 00:13:26,066 - [gulps] 302 00:13:26,109 --> 00:13:28,851 - YOU'RE PROBABLY NOT GONNA GET THAT BACK BEFORE SHOWTIME. 303 00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:30,592 - THIS GOES TO ALL THOSE SAD SACKS 304 00:13:30,635 --> 00:13:32,507 WITHOUT A TICKET TO TONIGHT'S CONCERT. 305 00:13:32,550 --> 00:13:35,989 WE'RE GIVING AWAY THE LAST TWO TICKETS TO ONE LUCKY CALLER. 306 00:13:36,032 --> 00:13:39,166 - OH, THE DREAM IS STILL ALIVE! 307 00:13:39,209 --> 00:13:40,471 [phone dialing] 308 00:13:40,515 --> 00:13:43,344 - HEY, YOU ARE LUCKY LOSER NUMBER ONE. 309 00:13:43,387 --> 00:13:45,128 PLEASE TRY AGAIN. [phone dialing] 310 00:13:45,172 --> 00:13:47,435 HEY, YOU ARE LUCKY LOSER NUMBER FIVE. 311 00:13:47,478 --> 00:13:49,524 PLEASE TRY AGAIN. [phone dialing] 312 00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:51,700 HEY, YOU ARE LUCKY LOSER NUMBER NINE. 313 00:13:51,743 --> 00:13:53,571 PLEASE TRY AGAIN. 22--TRY AGAIN. 314 00:13:53,615 --> 00:13:55,008 [beep] 27. 315 00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:56,400 [beep] 65. 316 00:13:56,444 --> 00:13:57,793 - OH, COME ON! 317 00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,360 [phone trilling] NOTHING BUT A SCAM. 318 00:13:59,403 --> 00:14:00,665 - HELLO. 319 00:14:00,709 --> 00:14:03,103 YOU'RE WINNING CALLER NUMBER 102. 320 00:14:03,146 --> 00:14:04,931 - I AM? 321 00:14:04,974 --> 00:14:06,236 [busy signal] 322 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:08,064 - NOT ONLY HAVE YOU WON TWO FRONT-ROW SEATS, 323 00:14:08,108 --> 00:14:10,762 BUT YOU AND A FRIEND WILL GO BACKSTAGE 324 00:14:10,806 --> 00:14:12,982 TO MEET KELPY G HIMSELF. 325 00:14:13,026 --> 00:14:15,942 - ME AND A FRIEND. 326 00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:17,073 HMM. 327 00:14:17,117 --> 00:14:20,468 I WONDER WHO THAT WILL BE? 328 00:14:20,511 --> 00:14:23,210 [smooth jazz playing] 329 00:14:23,253 --> 00:14:24,515 ♪ 330 00:14:24,559 --> 00:14:26,735 OOH, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? 331 00:14:26,778 --> 00:14:30,826 WE'RE GONNA MEET YOUR HERO, KELPY G. 332 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,262 - [sighs] 333 00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:35,875 SO NICE TO BE SURROUNDED BY SUCH KINDRED SPIRITS. 334 00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:37,267 - YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN. 335 00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:38,355 IT'S A RARE TREAT TO MINGLE 336 00:14:38,399 --> 00:14:40,705 WITH TRUE DIEHARD SMOOTH JAZZISTS. 337 00:14:40,749 --> 00:14:42,272 - YOU SAID IT, LADY! 338 00:14:42,316 --> 00:14:44,709 I'VE BEEN A DIEHARD SINCE 10:00 THIS MORNING! 339 00:14:44,753 --> 00:14:50,367 WHO'S READY FOR A KELPY G CONCERT TONIGHT? 340 00:14:50,411 --> 00:14:54,284 - WAS IT YOU WHO BROUGHT THE RAUCOUS MISCREANT? 341 00:14:54,328 --> 00:14:56,939 - ME? NO, COURSE NOT, NO. 342 00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:59,942 SEE ALL YOU FELLOW KELPHEADS AT THE SHOW. 343 00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:04,033 - JUST KEEP YOUR FRIEND'S OUTBURSTS UNDER CONTROL. 344 00:15:04,077 --> 00:15:08,472 ♪ 345 00:15:08,516 --> 00:15:09,996 [indistinct chatter] 346 00:15:10,039 --> 00:15:11,649 - ISN'T THIS SO MUCH FUN, SQUIDWARD? 347 00:15:11,693 --> 00:15:14,652 WHOA, I LOVE YOUR KELPY G WIG, SIR. 348 00:15:14,696 --> 00:15:15,740 - WHAT WIG? 349 00:15:15,784 --> 00:15:17,438 - COME ON, SPONGEBOB. 350 00:15:17,481 --> 00:15:20,441 SPONGEBOB'S OBNOXIOUSNESS IS OSTRACIZING ME 351 00:15:20,484 --> 00:15:21,790 FROM ALL THESE OTHER FANS. 352 00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:23,966 SOMEHOW I GOT TO GIVE HIM THE SLIP. 353 00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:25,141 - WHOA. 354 00:15:25,185 --> 00:15:30,146 JUST LOOK AT THAT LEMONADE LINE. 355 00:15:30,190 --> 00:15:31,931 - HA! THAT'S IT. 356 00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:34,237 UH, HANG ON, SPONGEBOB. 357 00:15:34,281 --> 00:15:35,978 I NEED A REST. 358 00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:37,719 MY THROAT IS PARCHED. 359 00:15:37,762 --> 00:15:39,590 I SURE WISH I KNEW WHERE ONE 360 00:15:39,634 --> 00:15:42,028 COULD PROCURE SOME LEMONADE. 361 00:15:42,071 --> 00:15:43,464 - MMM, YEAH. 362 00:15:43,507 --> 00:15:45,945 - I SAID, "I WONDER WHERE SOMEONE 363 00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:47,033 COULD GET SOME LEMONADE." 364 00:15:47,076 --> 00:15:48,251 - YEAH. - D'OH! 365 00:15:48,295 --> 00:15:49,339 IT'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU, SPONGEBOB! 366 00:15:49,383 --> 00:15:51,907 - OH! 367 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:52,995 WHY DON'T I GET ONE FOR YOU? 368 00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:54,127 - OH, NO. DEAR ME. 369 00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:55,519 OH, NO. 370 00:15:55,563 --> 00:15:56,477 I COULD NOT HAVE YOU WAIT 371 00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:57,869 IN THAT LONG LINE, SPONGEBOB. 372 00:15:57,913 --> 00:15:59,045 - IT'S NO PROBLEM, SQUIDWARD. 373 00:15:59,088 --> 00:16:00,176 REALLY, I-- - WELL, OKAY. 374 00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:01,351 SINCE YOU INSIST. - ALL RIGHT. 375 00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:03,136 ONE LEMONADE COMING UP. 376 00:16:03,179 --> 00:16:04,224 - [chuckles] 377 00:16:04,267 --> 00:16:07,096 SEE YOU AFTER THE SHOW, SPONGY G. 378 00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:09,011 [group snapping fingers] 379 00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:11,579 AHH, "TURQUOISE SCALLOP SUN DANCE." 380 00:16:11,622 --> 00:16:13,189 I JUST LOVE THIS TUNE. 381 00:16:13,233 --> 00:16:14,538 - HEY, HEY. 382 00:16:14,582 --> 00:16:17,106 A FELLOW MELLOW-JAZZ DAZZLER. 383 00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:18,368 WHAT'S HAPPENING? 384 00:16:18,412 --> 00:16:19,804 - OH, JUST GROOVING TO THE SOOTHING WAVES 385 00:16:19,848 --> 00:16:21,241 OF GENTLE G. 386 00:16:21,284 --> 00:16:24,244 - OH, I'M PICKING UP WHAT YOU'RE LAYING DOWN. 387 00:16:24,287 --> 00:16:26,115 YOU CAN GROOZE WITH US ANYTIME. 388 00:16:26,159 --> 00:16:27,595 - DON'T MIND IF I DO GROOVE. 389 00:16:27,638 --> 00:16:29,292 - [laughs] 390 00:16:29,336 --> 00:16:30,250 LOOK WHAT I FOUND! 391 00:16:30,293 --> 00:16:31,599 - WHAT THE--HOW--WHAT? 392 00:16:31,642 --> 00:16:34,819 - GUESS WHAT. THERE'S A SECOND LEMONADE STAND! 393 00:16:34,863 --> 00:16:36,343 [laughs] 394 00:16:36,386 --> 00:16:38,345 HEY, NICE TUNE. 395 00:16:38,388 --> 00:16:39,476 [strums ukulele] 396 00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:40,695 NOTHING LIKE A LITTLE ACCOMPANIMENT 397 00:16:40,738 --> 00:16:41,957 TO BRING OUT THE GENIUS 398 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,090 OF KELPY'S KAZOO PLAYING, HUH, GUYS? 399 00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:45,221 - KAZOO? 400 00:16:45,265 --> 00:16:47,310 YOUR FRIEND OBVIOUSLY KNOWS NOTHING 401 00:16:47,354 --> 00:16:48,920 OF KELPY G, MAN. 402 00:16:48,964 --> 00:16:50,226 - ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH SQUIDWARD? 403 00:16:50,270 --> 00:16:52,533 - FRIENDS? I SHOULD THINK NOT. 404 00:16:52,576 --> 00:16:55,840 WE ONLY ASSOCIATE WITH TRUE JAZZ DAZZLERS. 405 00:16:55,884 --> 00:16:56,972 - BUT--BUT I DAZZLE. 406 00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,800 I-- [groans] 407 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,414 - WHOO! 408 00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:06,851 KELPY! YEAH! 409 00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:08,897 PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER, PEOPLE! 410 00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:10,203 - OH, BOY. 411 00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:11,639 - HEY, SPONGE, WOULD YOU SIT DOWN 412 00:17:11,682 --> 00:17:13,293 AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH? 413 00:17:13,336 --> 00:17:16,078 - WELL, THANK YOU FOR SPEAKING OUT. 414 00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:17,471 - I HAD TO. 415 00:17:17,514 --> 00:17:19,299 - HELLO ALL YOU SNAZZY JAZZLERS. 416 00:17:19,342 --> 00:17:22,215 PLEASE PUT YOUR THUMBS AND FOREFINGERS TOGETHER 417 00:17:22,258 --> 00:17:24,304 AND GIVE A WARM WELCOME TO... 418 00:17:24,347 --> 00:17:26,915 THE PIED PIPER OF JAZZ HIMSELF, 419 00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:29,004 KELPY G. 420 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:35,054 ♪ 421 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,276 [audience oohs] 422 00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:44,367 ♪ 423 00:17:44,411 --> 00:17:47,066 [applause] - BRAVO! BRAVO! 424 00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:50,417 ♪ 425 00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:51,853 - WOW! 426 00:17:51,896 --> 00:17:54,160 - SUCH IMMACULATE MUSIC. 427 00:17:54,203 --> 00:17:57,206 IT'S THE VERY VOICE OF NEPTUNE HIMSELF. 428 00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:58,294 - EXCUSE ME, SIR. 429 00:17:58,338 --> 00:17:59,948 DO YOU HAVE ANY KETCHUP? 430 00:17:59,991 --> 00:18:01,428 - NO, I DON'T THINK-- WHAT? KETCHUP? 431 00:18:01,471 --> 00:18:03,082 - PATRICK, WHAT BROUGHT YOU HERE? 432 00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:05,084 - TWO WORDS, SPONGEBOB: 433 00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:06,389 NA...CHOS. 434 00:18:06,433 --> 00:18:10,132 - OH! TWO WORDS, PATRICK: GET LOST. 435 00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:11,481 - WHAT'S THAT? 436 00:18:11,525 --> 00:18:13,266 - OH, NO, YOU DON'T, PATRICK! 437 00:18:13,309 --> 00:18:14,832 YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY BACKSTAGE-- 438 00:18:14,876 --> 00:18:18,009 [stammering] AH! 439 00:18:18,053 --> 00:18:20,142 - [slurping] 440 00:18:20,186 --> 00:18:21,361 - IT'S OKAY, SQUIDWARD. 441 00:18:21,404 --> 00:18:23,363 YOU'RE THE BIGGEST KELPY G FAN I KNOW. 442 00:18:23,406 --> 00:18:26,105 PLEASE TAKE MY BACKSTAGE PA-- 443 00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:29,282 - [chewing loudly and slurping] 444 00:18:29,325 --> 00:18:30,500 [belches] 445 00:18:30,544 --> 00:18:32,023 [stomach growls] 446 00:18:32,067 --> 00:18:34,722 TUMMY WANT MORE. 447 00:18:34,765 --> 00:18:35,940 - OH, BOY. 448 00:18:35,984 --> 00:18:37,116 - [growling] 449 00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:38,247 I AM GONNA GET THOSE PASSES BACK 450 00:18:38,291 --> 00:18:40,554 EVEN IF I HAVE TO RIP PATRICK IN HALF! 451 00:18:40,597 --> 00:18:41,685 WHAT THE-- 452 00:18:41,729 --> 00:18:43,861 - [grunts] 453 00:18:43,905 --> 00:18:45,994 ♪ 454 00:18:46,037 --> 00:18:48,344 UH, UH, UH... 455 00:18:48,388 --> 00:18:51,260 I WOULD LIKE TWO EXTRA-CHEESY NACHOS 456 00:18:51,304 --> 00:18:53,219 WITH A SIDE OF CHEESE 457 00:18:53,262 --> 00:18:55,308 AND TWO VANILLA CORAL SHAKES. 458 00:18:55,351 --> 00:18:57,223 UH, ACTUALLY, MAKE THAT 459 00:18:57,266 --> 00:18:59,268 TWO CHEESE CORAL SHAKES. 460 00:18:59,312 --> 00:19:01,183 AND INSTEAD OF WHIP CREAM ON TOP, 461 00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:03,620 I'LL TAKE CREAM CHEESE ON THE BOTTOM. 462 00:19:03,664 --> 00:19:07,015 THAT'S IT FOR NOW. 463 00:19:07,058 --> 00:19:08,190 - GET HIM! 464 00:19:08,234 --> 00:19:09,800 [mic feedback] 465 00:19:09,844 --> 00:19:11,106 [cheering] 466 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,151 - [laughs] 467 00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:13,195 - I FEEL SO ALIVE. 468 00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:14,544 - HEY, COME BACK HERE 469 00:19:14,588 --> 00:19:16,111 WITH THOSE BACKSTAGE PASSES! 470 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:18,722 - [laughs] 471 00:19:18,766 --> 00:19:20,071 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 472 00:19:20,115 --> 00:19:21,247 WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? 473 00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:22,596 - BUT OUR--OUR FRIEND JUST TOOK OUR-- 474 00:19:22,639 --> 00:19:24,032 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 475 00:19:24,075 --> 00:19:25,773 I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE WHOSITS OR THE WHATSITS. 476 00:19:25,816 --> 00:19:28,210 CLEAR THE AISLE AND GO BACK TO YOUR SEAT. 477 00:19:28,254 --> 00:19:29,864 - OH, WELL. 478 00:19:29,907 --> 00:19:32,693 AT LEAST WE STILL HAVE OUR SEATS. 479 00:19:32,736 --> 00:19:34,173 [growling] 480 00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:38,133 - YOU GOT A PROBLEM, TENTACLE HEAD? 481 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,395 - YEAH, I GOT A PROBLEM. 482 00:19:39,439 --> 00:19:41,223 THOSE ARE MY SEATS, YOU NUMBSKULL! 483 00:19:41,267 --> 00:19:42,442 I'M GONNA RANT FOR A WHILE. 484 00:19:42,485 --> 00:19:43,617 YOU'RE JUST GONNA SIT THERE, AREN'T YOU? 485 00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:44,661 YOU'RE NOT GONNA MOVE AT ALL. 486 00:19:44,705 --> 00:19:46,968 WE WAITED LONG AND HARD FOR THIS. 487 00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:50,276 [sobbing] 488 00:19:50,319 --> 00:19:52,626 TONIGHT'S RUINED. 489 00:19:52,669 --> 00:19:54,889 A COMPLETE DISASTER. 490 00:19:54,932 --> 00:19:58,588 AND I DIDN'T EVEN MEET KELPY G. 491 00:19:58,632 --> 00:19:59,589 - KEEP IT JAZZY, MILES. 492 00:19:59,633 --> 00:20:05,552 HEY, THANKS FOR THE GRUB. 493 00:20:05,595 --> 00:20:07,510 - WE'RE IN, SPONGEBOB. 494 00:20:07,554 --> 00:20:09,164 [indistinct chatter] 495 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:13,386 NOW I'LL FINALLY GET TO MEET THE INCOMPARABLE KELPY-- 496 00:20:13,429 --> 00:20:15,388 - HEY! THIS IS A PRIVATE AREA! 497 00:20:15,431 --> 00:20:18,347 ONLY PEOPLE WITH BACKSTAGE PASSES CAN COME BACK HERE! 498 00:20:18,391 --> 00:20:21,220 - OH, WELL, YOU SEE, SIR, WE HAD BACKSTAGE PASSES, 499 00:20:21,263 --> 00:20:22,917 BUT MY FRIEND ATE 'EM WITH HIS NACHOS. 500 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,266 THEN HE DOVE OFF THE STAGE AND GOT 501 00:20:24,310 --> 00:20:25,702 CARRIED AWAY BY THE AUDIENCE. 502 00:20:25,746 --> 00:20:27,704 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 503 00:20:27,748 --> 00:20:29,576 I'M KELPY G'S MANAGER. 504 00:20:29,619 --> 00:20:32,622 NOW READ MY LIPS. 505 00:20:32,666 --> 00:20:34,885 - "NO BACKSTAGE PASSES, NO ENTRY." 506 00:20:34,929 --> 00:20:35,886 HUH? 507 00:20:35,930 --> 00:20:39,281 - AND NO SEEING KELPY G! GOT IT? 508 00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:41,065 - OH, PLEASE! 509 00:20:41,109 --> 00:20:43,024 PLEASE LET ME SEE HIM! 510 00:20:43,067 --> 00:20:45,592 PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! 511 00:20:45,635 --> 00:20:47,202 - GET UP, MAN. 512 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,551 HAVE SOME DIGNITY. 513 00:20:48,595 --> 00:20:51,989 - BUT--BUT--BUT WHAT IF I TOLD YOU, UH... 514 00:20:52,033 --> 00:20:53,817 I'M--I'M A CLARINET PLAYER MYSELF? 515 00:20:53,861 --> 00:20:55,297 - [groans] - YEAH. 516 00:20:55,341 --> 00:20:57,212 I CALL THIS ONE "NINTH MOVEMENT: 517 00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,127 A KALEIDOSCOPE OF STARS." 518 00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:00,694 WAIT, HOLD FOR IT. [deep breath] 519 00:21:00,737 --> 00:21:02,348 [squeaky clarinet playing] 520 00:21:02,391 --> 00:21:04,132 - OH! OH! 521 00:21:04,175 --> 00:21:07,831 [strums ukulele] 522 00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:11,357 - [grunts] 523 00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:13,010 - RIGHT THIS WAY, MR. G. 524 00:21:13,054 --> 00:21:14,098 - [sighs] ANOTHER SHOW, 525 00:21:14,142 --> 00:21:15,926 ANOTHER INTERMISSION. 526 00:21:15,970 --> 00:21:17,885 - YOUR DRESSING ROOM IS RIGHT OVER HERE, SIR. 527 00:21:17,928 --> 00:21:19,887 - HOLD ON A SMOOTH SECOND. 528 00:21:19,930 --> 00:21:21,671 ♪ 529 00:21:21,715 --> 00:21:22,933 - UGH! 530 00:21:22,977 --> 00:21:24,108 WHO LET THOSE TWO BACK HERE? 531 00:21:24,152 --> 00:21:25,545 THAT SOUNDS HORRIBLE! 532 00:21:25,588 --> 00:21:27,155 I'LL GET 'EM RIGHT OUT. - NO, NO. 533 00:21:27,198 --> 00:21:29,940 I AGREE THE CLARINET SOUNDS ABYSMAL. 534 00:21:29,984 --> 00:21:31,333 BUT THAT UKULELE? 535 00:21:31,377 --> 00:21:32,987 GENIUS. 536 00:21:33,030 --> 00:21:34,771 AND HIS CLOGS, 537 00:21:34,815 --> 00:21:36,599 THEY'RE JUST LIKE MINE, SEE? 538 00:21:36,643 --> 00:21:38,906 EXCUSE ME, YOUNG MAN. 539 00:21:38,949 --> 00:21:39,994 - HELLO, KELPY. 540 00:21:40,037 --> 00:21:41,735 IT'S GREAT TO FINALLY MEET-- OH. 541 00:21:41,778 --> 00:21:44,172 - AND WHAT MIGHT YOU BE CALLED? 542 00:21:44,215 --> 00:21:46,043 - SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS. 543 00:21:46,087 --> 00:21:47,480 - COME, YOUNG PROTEGE. 544 00:21:47,523 --> 00:21:51,527 LET US WOO THE CROWD WITH SOUNDS OF HEAVENLY DELIGHT. 545 00:21:53,790 --> 00:21:57,664 [crowd chanting in whisper] KELPY, KELPY, KELPY, 546 00:21:57,707 --> 00:21:58,839 KELPY. 547 00:21:58,882 --> 00:21:59,927 - OH, THERE HE IS. 548 00:21:59,970 --> 00:22:00,928 [applause] 549 00:22:00,971 --> 00:22:03,322 - AT THIS TIME, 550 00:22:03,365 --> 00:22:07,064 I'D LIKE TO WELCOME A VERY SPECIAL GUEST TO THE STAGE. 551 00:22:07,108 --> 00:22:10,111 MR. SPONGEBOB SMOOTHPANTS. 552 00:22:10,154 --> 00:22:13,114 - [strumming ukulele] 553 00:22:13,157 --> 00:22:16,900 ♪ 554 00:22:16,944 --> 00:22:21,470 [rapid picking] 555 00:22:21,514 --> 00:22:23,037 [clarinet plays] 556 00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:24,125 [both instruments play] 557 00:22:24,168 --> 00:22:25,953 [cheers and applause] 558 00:22:25,996 --> 00:22:29,739 ♪ 559 00:22:29,783 --> 00:22:32,263 - THIS ISN'T FAIR! 560 00:22:32,307 --> 00:22:34,657 I SHOULD BE ON STAGE, NOT SPONGEBOB. 561 00:22:34,701 --> 00:22:36,311 I'M THE MEGA TALENT! 562 00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:38,618 I'LL SHOW YOU, KELPY. 563 00:22:38,661 --> 00:22:39,967 ♪ 564 00:22:40,010 --> 00:22:42,012 [deep breath] 565 00:22:43,449 --> 00:22:47,278 BUT I'M A MUSICIAN! 566 00:22:47,322 --> 00:22:50,325 Captioning byCaptionMax www.captionmax.com 37712

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