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- ARE YOU READY, KIDS?
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all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
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- I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
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all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
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- ♪ OHH...
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♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? ♪
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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- ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE ♪
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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- ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE
BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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- ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- READY?
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all: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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- ♪ SPONGEBOB
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♪ SQUAREPANTS!
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[laughing]
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♪
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[waves crashing]
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[upbeat spy music]
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♪
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- SALUTATIONS, HEROIC DEVOTEES.
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I HOPE YOU'RE SECURELY SEATED
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AND SUFFICIENTLY HYDRATED,
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BECAUSE, COMING UP NEXT,
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IT'S THE MERMAIDMAN
& BARNACLEBOYMARATHON.
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- WE GOT TO MAKE SURE
WE HAVE THE NECESSARY SUPPLIES
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FOR THIS MARATHON.
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- LET'S DO THIS.
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- OKAY, HOW ARE WE ON SNACK?
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- OH, HMM,
I DON'T KNOW.
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WE MIGHT BE ABLE
TO PULL THROUGH...
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THE FIRST HOUR.
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- CHECK. MERMAIDMAN
& BARNACLEBOYACTION FIGURES?
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[grunts]
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CHECK.
DRAPES?
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- CHECK.
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- LAMPSHADE?
- CHECK.
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- THERMOMETER?
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CHECK.
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UKULELE,
THROW PILLOW,
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SCREENSAVER, INCENSE,
SNAIL COZY, HEADGEAR?
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- CHECK.
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- AND...
[beeping]
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- IT'S TIME.
IT'S TIME.
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IT'S TIME TO FIGHT...
[groans]
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- IT'S TIME, PATRICK!
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I HOPE WE CAN MAKE DO
WITH THE FEW PROVISIONS WE HAVE.
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[upbeat music]
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♪
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- [exclaims]
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[yelling]
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- [screams]
- [laughs wickedly]
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- FOR 60-SOME-ODD YEARS,
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MERMAIDMAN AND BARNACLEBOY
HAVE QUADRUPLE-HANDEDLY
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KEPT THE SEA CRIME-FREE.
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AND IN CELEBRATION
OF SUCH LONGEVITY,
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WE'RE KICKING OFF
THIS WEEKEND-LONG HERO FEST
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WITH THE NEVER-BEFORE-AIRED
MERMAIDMAN & BARNACLEBOY
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ORIGIN SPECIAL.
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AND NOW
WITHOUT FURTHER FANFARE...
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[fanfare]
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THE MERMAIDMAN & BARNACLEBOY
ORIGIN SPE...
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- NO.
[mechanical sounds]
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[glass smashes]
NO!
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NOOOO!
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THIS IS TERRIBLE.
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HOW WILL WE SEE
THE ORIGIN SPECIALNOW?
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[crash]
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- SQUIDWARD! SQUIDWARD!
- LET US IN!
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- WE'RE MISSING
THE MERMAIDMANMARATHON!
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- GO AWAY!
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I'VE GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO
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THAN TO WATCH GROWN MEN
PRANCE AROUND
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IN RIDICULOUS OUTFITS.
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[classical music]
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WHAT?
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CIRCUIT MUST HAVE BLOWN AGAIN.
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[exclaims]
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- HEY, THANKS FOR LETTING US IN,
SQUIDWARD.
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- YEAH, WE OWE YOU ONE.
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WHAT NOW, SPONGEBOB?
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- I DON'T KNOW, PATRICK.
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ALL THE TVs IN BIKINI BOTTOM
ARE KNOCKED OUT.
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WE HAVE TO FIND
A SECURE PLACE,
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SOME PLACE THAT CAN SURVIVE
THIS WHIRLWIND.
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HEY, THAT'S IT.
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IF WE WANT TO SEE
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MERMAIDMAN
AND BARNACLEBOY'S ORIGIN,
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WE'LL JUST GO TO THE SOURCE.
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FOLLOW ME, PATRICK.
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- THANKS FOR NOTHING,
SQUIDWARD.
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- SO SORRY TO HAVE PUT
SUCH A WRINKLE IN YOUR PLANS.
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[screams]
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both: [grunting]
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- WE MADE IT.
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PATRICK, GET UP.
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WE HAVE FOUND
THE MERMALAIR.
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both: [screaming]
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[exclamations]
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[thud]
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AGAIN!
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- OH, BOY.
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[laughter]
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both: AGAIN!
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- DO YOU MIND TELLING US
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WHAT YOU'RE DOING HERE?
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- WE WANT TO WATCH YOUR TV.
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- I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU,
KIDS,
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BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO GO
SOMEWHERE ELSE.
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OUR POWER GOT KNOCKED OUT
IN THE STORM.
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- BUT--BUT...
NOW HOW WILL WE EVER LEARN
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ABOUT THEIR SECRET "GORININ"?
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- HANG ON A MINUTE, PATRICK.
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WE'VE GOT MERMAIDMAN
AND BARNACLEBOY STANDING
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RIGHT OVER HERE.
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- YEAH, SO?
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- SO IF WE WANT TO HEAR
THEIR ORIGIN,
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WHY DON'T WE JUST ASK THEM?
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- WHOA!
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YOU'RE LIKE A BRAIN PROFESSOR.
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- MERMAIDMAN,
BARNACLEBOY,
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WE WANT TO KNOW
HOW THIS ALL STARTED.
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- YOU WANT TO GO BACK
TO THE START OF IT ALL, EH?
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WELL, YOU SEE, IN THE BEGINNING,
IT WAS ALL DARK.
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AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN
AN EVENT CALLED THE BIG SPLASH
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FORMED THE SEAS--
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- NOT THE BEGINNING OF TIME,
MERMAIDBRAIN.
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THEY WANT TO KNOW HOW WE BECAME
A CRIME-FIGHTING DUO.
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- OH.
RIGHT.
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HMM.
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WELL, IT ALL STARTED
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WHEN I WAS JUST A YOUNG,
HANDSOME, MUSCULAR LAD.
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WHEN SUDDENLY I NOTICED THAT
MY WASHING MACHINE HAD STOPPED.
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- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
- HUH?
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- YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO BE TELLING THE STORY
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OF HOW WE BECAME SUPERHEROES.
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- THE STORY.
YES.
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I WAS A YOUNG, HANDSOME,
MUSCULAR LAD
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SOAKING UP THE SUN'S RAYS
ON THE BEACH
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WHEN SUDDENLY I BECAME DROWSY.
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[snores]
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A WAVE CAME ASHORE
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AND DREW ME
BACK INTO THE OCEAN.
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[choking]
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HELP!
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HELP!
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SUDDENLY I REALIZED
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I WAS BEING SUCKED UNDER
BY A VIOLENT WHIRLPOOL.
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I WAS RUNNING OUT
OF OXYGEN FAST.
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BUT BEFORE I DROWNED,
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I WAS RESCUED BY MERMAIDS.
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THEY TOOK ME
TO THE OCEAN FLOOR
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WHERE THEY GAVE ME
A MAGIC SEA STAR
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THAT ALLOWED ME
TO BREATHE UNDERWATER.
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[inhales]
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[exhales]
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[snores]
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[continues snoring]
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- WAKE UP, YOU OLD COOT.
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- HUH?
- FINISH THE STORY.
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- YEAH, MERMAIDMAN,
WHAT ABOUT BARNACLEBOY?
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- YEAH.
HOW'D YOU TWO MEET?
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- OOH.
SORRY, BOYS.
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THERE I WAS
IN THE OCEAN,
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THE ONLY HUMAN
WHO COULD BREATHE UNDERWATER.
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ALAS, SUCH A LIFE
GOT LONELY REAL FAST.
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I HAD NO OTHER HUMANS
TO TALK TO.
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WHAT WAS A MAN TO DO?
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THEN MY QUESTION WAS ANSWERED.
[crash]
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- HEY, BARNACLEBOY,
MAKE SURE YOU SCRAPE
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THE BARNACLES UNDERNEATH TOO.
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- AYE-AYE.
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[inhales]
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- A BOY IN TROUBLE.
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I GOT TO ACT FAST,
OR HE'LL DROWN.
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FEAR NOT, YOUNG MAN.
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I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS.
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I USED MY NEW TELEKINETIC POWERS
TO DRAW BARNACLES
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INTO BARNACLEBOY'S BODY
WHERE THEY TOOK THE PLACE
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OF HIS LUNGS SO HE COULD BREATHE
UNDERWATER TOO.
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- [exhales]
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- IT WAS AT THAT MOMENT
WE DECIDED TO TEAM UP.
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- OH, SO THAT'S HOW YOU GUYS
GOT TOGETHER.
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- NO, NO, NO,
THE REASON I TEAMED UP
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WITH THIS JOKER
IS BECAUSE I WAS STUCK
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BREATHING UNDERWATER
FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
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- OH.
YEAH.
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- ANYWAY,
FROM THAT DAY FORWARD,
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WE BECAME...
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- MERMAIDMAN AND BARNACLEBOY!
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SUPERHERO CRIME FIGHTERS!
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[people shouting;
alarm clanging]
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both: A CRIME IN PROGRESS.
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- [laughs wickedly]
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- STOP!
THIEF!
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- [laughs wickedly]
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- SEE IF YOU THINK
THIS IS FUNNY, EVILDOER.
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- [laughs wickedly]
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[chirping]
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- WHO'S LAUGHING NOW,
THIEVING SCUM?
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- THANK YOU, SIR.
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AND TO WHOM DO I OWE
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THIS DEBT OF GRATITUDE?
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- YOU CAN THANK ME,
MERMAIDMAN.
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- [laughs wickedly]
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YOU'RE MINE.
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[groans]
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[muttering]
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- HOW'D YOU LIKE TO TASTE
MY TENTACLE ZAPPER,
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MAN RAY?
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- HELLO.
- [speaks indistinctly]
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- SO WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
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- [speaks indistinctly]
- OH.
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IN THAT CASE, CAN I GET
A LARGE PEPPERONI PIZZA,
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EXTRA CHEESE?
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THANKS.
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THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
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- OH, YES, IT DID.
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- OH, NO, IT DIDN'T.
- HA HA, OH, LOT YOU REMEMBER.
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YOU DON'T EVEN REMEMBER
WHERE YOU LIVE.
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- IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
- AND NOW
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WITHOUT ANY FURTHER DELAYS,
THE MERMAIDMAN & BARNACLEBOY
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ORIGIN EPISODE.
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- OH, THIS IS IT!
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- THE STORY OF MERMAIDMAN
AND BARNACLEBOY
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ALL STARTED HERE.
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- COME ON, ERNIE.
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THE MOVIE'S ABOUT TO START.
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WHERE'S THE POPCORN?
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- IT'S IN THE MICROWAVE, TIM.
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- AT THAT VERY MOMENT
IN THE APARTMENT DIRECTLY ABOVE,
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A ROGUE SCIENTIST DOING TESTS
ON RADIOACTIVE ANTS
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KNOCKS OVER A JAR
OF HIS INFECTED SPECIMENS,
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ONE OF WHICH,
WITHOUT ANY HESITATION,
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CRAWLS DOWN ONE FLOOR
AND MIRACULOUSLY
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LANDS UNDETECTED.
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IT VICIOUSLY BITES
OUR SOON-TO-BE SUPERHERO.
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HE SCREAMS IN PAIN.
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- AAAHHHH!
243
00:09:26,551 --> 00:09:27,758
- STUMBLING BACKWARDS...
244
00:09:27,862 --> 00:09:30,034
- WHAT ON EARTH?
245
00:09:30,137 --> 00:09:32,689
- IN A SPLIT SECOND,
BOTH MEN FIND THEMSELVES
246
00:09:32,793 --> 00:09:35,551
IN A FREEFALL...
both: [screaming]
247
00:09:35,655 --> 00:09:37,137
- THAT SENDS THEM SQUARELY
THROUGH THE ROOF
248
00:09:37,241 --> 00:09:37,827
OF A VATS OF ACID FACTORY
249
00:09:37,931 --> 00:09:40,172
AND INTO A VAT OF ACID
250
00:09:40,275 --> 00:09:42,620
THAT IS TIPPED OVER
BY AN ERRANT ALIEN SPACESHIP,
251
00:09:42,724 --> 00:09:44,758
CARRYING THE TWO BLINDLY
ON A WAVE OF ACID
252
00:09:44,862 --> 00:09:47,137
DURING A SOLAR ECLIPSE
ON A LEAP YEAR,
253
00:09:47,241 --> 00:09:49,137
PRECARIOUSLY CAREENING
INTO A BOMB-TESTING SITE
254
00:09:49,241 --> 00:09:52,827
WHERE A CATACLYSMIC EXPLOSION
EXPOSES OUR HEROES IN WAITING
255
00:09:52,931 --> 00:09:55,655
TO HIGHLY TOXIC RADIUM GASES.
256
00:09:55,758 --> 00:09:57,068
THEN, AS FATE WOULD HAVE IT,
257
00:09:57,172 --> 00:10:00,068
MAGICAL STORM CLOUDS MOVE IN,
ZAPPING BOTH MEN
258
00:10:00,172 --> 00:10:02,413
WITH A NEON PLAID
LIGHTNING BOLT
259
00:10:02,517 --> 00:10:04,413
AND RAINING RADIOACTIVE OOZE,
260
00:10:04,517 --> 00:10:07,620
WHICH, THROUGH CENTRIFUGAL FORCE
AND ELECTROMAGNETIC TURBULENCE,
261
00:10:07,724 --> 00:10:09,758
CAUSES A POWERFUL EARTHQUAKE
DEEP IN THE JUNGLE
262
00:10:09,862 --> 00:10:11,965
2,000 MILES AWAY,
CONSEQUENTLY UNEARTHING
263
00:10:12,068 --> 00:10:13,896
A MAGICAL CRYSTAL WITH WINGS
264
00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:16,655
THAT FLIES TO ERNIE AND TIM'S
EXACT LOCATION
265
00:10:16,758 --> 00:10:19,310
AND, POWERED
BY SUPER GAMMA ENERGY CURRENTS,
266
00:10:19,413 --> 00:10:23,586
PILOTS THEM TO OPEN SKIES
UNTIL, NOT PAYING ATTENTION,
267
00:10:23,689 --> 00:10:26,172
THE CRYSTAL CLIPS THE TOP
OF A BILLBOARD,
268
00:10:26,275 --> 00:10:29,965
FLINGING THE TWO BACK TO THEIR
APARTMENT MIRACULOUSLY UNHARMED,
269
00:10:30,068 --> 00:10:32,275
WHEN...
[microwave beeps]
270
00:10:32,379 --> 00:10:33,965
- HEY, THE POPCORN'S READY.
271
00:10:34,068 --> 00:10:36,965
- THEY PROCEED
WITH MOVIE NIGHT
272
00:10:37,068 --> 00:10:41,793
AND EAT
SLIGHTLY OVERCOOKED POPCORN.
273
00:10:41,896 --> 00:10:44,758
- MM. I THINK
YOU OVERCOOKED THIS A LITTLE.
274
00:10:44,862 --> 00:10:48,137
- SUDDENLY AN AMAZING REACTION
TO THE OVERCOOKED POPCORN
275
00:10:48,241 --> 00:10:50,931
HITS THEM WITH A JOLT
OF COSMIC SUPER ENERGY,
276
00:10:51,034 --> 00:10:53,655
METAMORPHOSIZING ERNIE
INTO AN INCREDIBLY STRONG,
277
00:10:53,758 --> 00:10:56,068
SEA STAR-WEARING SUPERHERO
278
00:10:56,172 --> 00:10:59,482
AND TIM INTO A SLIGHTLY
LESS STRONG, BUT ALSO SUPER
279
00:10:59,586 --> 00:11:01,551
SAILOR-LOOKING GUY.
280
00:11:01,655 --> 00:11:03,689
- I HAVE THE SUDDEN
AND INCREDIBLE URGE
281
00:11:03,793 --> 00:11:06,000
TO BREATHE WATER
INSTEAD OF AIR.
282
00:11:06,103 --> 00:11:08,034
- AS DO I.
283
00:11:08,137 --> 00:11:12,206
- AND THAT IS HOW THEY BECAME
THE SUPERHEROES WE HAVE COME
284
00:11:12,310 --> 00:11:14,827
TO KNOW AS...
285
00:11:16,586 --> 00:11:19,310
MERMAIDMAN AND BARNACLEBOY,
286
00:11:19,413 --> 00:11:21,413
DEFENDERS OF THE DEEP.
287
00:11:21,517 --> 00:11:24,827
[music winds down]
288
00:11:24,931 --> 00:11:29,586
- OH, FEELS JUST LIKE YESTERDAY,
DOESN'T IT, MERMAIDMAN?
289
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,068
- NO.
NOT REALLY.
290
00:11:31,172 --> 00:11:34,655
- OH.
SO WHAT DO YOU BOYS THINK?
291
00:11:34,758 --> 00:11:36,206
BOYS?
292
00:11:36,310 --> 00:11:38,068
- OKAY, PATRICK, THE OVERCOOKED
POPCORN WILL BE READY
293
00:11:38,172 --> 00:11:39,965
IN 12 MINUTES.
294
00:11:40,068 --> 00:11:42,551
- THIS IS GONNA BE
SO SUPER AWESOME.
295
00:11:42,655 --> 00:11:44,379
- SO SUPERHERO AWESOME.
296
00:11:44,482 --> 00:11:45,965
both: NO! STOP!
297
00:11:46,068 --> 00:11:48,586
- BUT YOU'RE
NOT SUPERHERO MATERIAL.
298
00:11:48,689 --> 00:11:50,034
- LOOK AT THOSE SHOES...
299
00:11:52,551 --> 00:11:55,448
[upbeat ukulele music]
300
00:11:55,551 --> 00:12:00,551
♪
301
00:12:07,620 --> 00:12:10,586
- THE KRUSTY KRAB IS STOWED
AND READY TO SLUMBER.
302
00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:12,344
- GOOD JOB, LADDIE.
303
00:12:12,448 --> 00:12:14,965
ANOTHER FRUITFUL DAY
PUSHING PATTIES.
304
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,482
- PUSHING WHAT?
305
00:12:16,586 --> 00:12:20,586
- YOU KNOW, TURNING PATTIES
INTO LETTUCE.
306
00:12:20,689 --> 00:12:21,793
- UM, I'M NOT FOLLOWING YOU.
307
00:12:21,896 --> 00:12:24,172
- CABBAGE.
GREENBACKS.
308
00:12:24,275 --> 00:12:25,172
MONEY!
309
00:12:25,275 --> 00:12:26,793
- OH, YOU MEAN YOUR OBSESSION.
310
00:12:26,896 --> 00:12:29,551
- OBSESSION IS KIND
OF A STRONG WORD.
311
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:35,103
[lullaby plays]
312
00:12:35,206 --> 00:12:37,793
♪
313
00:12:37,896 --> 00:12:41,482
SLEEP TIGHT,
MY LITTLE ANGELS.
314
00:13:00,793 --> 00:13:02,931
- 35 LEFT,
315
00:13:03,034 --> 00:13:06,103
25 RIGHT,
316
00:13:06,206 --> 00:13:08,896
AND FINALLY 4 LEFT.
317
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,931
OPEN SAYS ME!
318
00:13:11,034 --> 00:13:13,448
HEY, WHAT GIVES?
319
00:13:13,551 --> 00:13:15,517
I WAS LOOKING
RIGHT AT THE COMBINATION.
320
00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:16,655
WHY ISN'T IT OPENING?
321
00:13:16,758 --> 00:13:18,241
AAGH!
[screams]
322
00:13:18,344 --> 00:13:21,000
- WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?
323
00:13:21,103 --> 00:13:24,517
HMM.
EVERYTHING SEEMS TO BE IN ORDER.
324
00:13:24,620 --> 00:13:26,137
THE SAFE
IS STILL SAFE.
325
00:13:26,241 --> 00:13:28,448
HUH.
I MUST BE HEARING THINGS.
326
00:13:28,551 --> 00:13:30,344
HEY, HOW'D THAT PICKLE
GET ON THE FLOOR?
327
00:13:30,448 --> 00:13:33,448
NOW WHAT WAS THAT RULE
ABOUT DROPPED FOOD?
328
00:13:33,551 --> 00:13:37,275
WAS IT FIVE SECONDS
OR FIVE MINUTES OR...
329
00:13:37,379 --> 00:13:39,379
AH, WELL, WASTE NOT,
WANT NOT.
330
00:13:48,206 --> 00:13:49,758
- PLANKTON, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
331
00:13:49,862 --> 00:13:52,793
- TRUST ME,
YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW.
332
00:13:52,896 --> 00:13:55,000
- DID YOU GET
THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA?
333
00:13:55,103 --> 00:13:56,586
LIKE I HAVE TO ASK.
334
00:13:56,689 --> 00:13:59,344
- NO, AND I PROBABLY NEVER WILL.
335
00:13:59,448 --> 00:14:02,586
- YOU NEED
A MORE POSITIVE OUTLOOK.
336
00:14:02,689 --> 00:14:04,275
- OH, KAREN.
337
00:14:04,379 --> 00:14:07,000
IF YOU COULD JUST SEE THINGS
THE WAY I DO.
338
00:14:09,068 --> 00:14:10,965
- PLANKTON!
339
00:14:11,068 --> 00:14:13,206
- WHAT?
- I THINK YOU HIT IT.
340
00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:15,827
YOU COULDN'T SEE
THE CORRECT COMBINATION
341
00:14:15,931 --> 00:14:17,965
BECAUSE YOU HAVE
ONLY ONE EYE.
342
00:14:18,068 --> 00:14:20,000
YOU LACK DEPTH PERCEPTION.
343
00:14:20,103 --> 00:14:21,413
- MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
344
00:14:21,517 --> 00:14:25,310
THAT WOULD EXPLAIN
WHY I STINK AT DARTS.
345
00:14:25,413 --> 00:14:27,482
- WHAT YOU NEED
IS A SECOND EYE.
346
00:14:27,586 --> 00:14:29,172
- KAREN, MY DEAR,
347
00:14:29,275 --> 00:14:31,344
I THINK YOU'RE ONTO SOMETHING.
348
00:14:31,448 --> 00:14:34,172
LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME
FOR AN UPGRADE!
349
00:14:36,724 --> 00:14:38,724
[machinery whirring]
350
00:14:42,931 --> 00:14:44,655
SUCCESS!
351
00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:46,413
UH-OH.
THAT AIN'T GOOD.
352
00:14:46,517 --> 00:14:48,068
NO, NO, NO,
353
00:14:48,172 --> 00:14:50,275
NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO, NO!
354
00:14:50,379 --> 00:14:55,000
I CAN SEE EVERY--
AAHH!
355
00:14:58,931 --> 00:15:00,931
BINOCULAR VISION,
HERE I COME.
356
00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:03,793
[beep]
357
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,551
WHAT?
358
00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:08,103
OH, MAMA.
359
00:15:08,206 --> 00:15:10,965
STOP.
I COMMAND YOU.
360
00:15:11,068 --> 00:15:13,517
OH, COME ON,
PLEASE STOP.
361
00:15:13,620 --> 00:15:15,758
[laser blasts]
362
00:15:20,137 --> 00:15:22,448
NEXT.
363
00:15:22,551 --> 00:15:26,206
KAREN, WHAT AM I DOING WRONG?
364
00:15:26,310 --> 00:15:29,137
- YOUR EXPERIMENTS ARE MISSING
ONE ESSENTIAL INGREDIENT.
365
00:15:29,241 --> 00:15:30,965
- IT'S NOT LOVE, IS IT?
366
00:15:31,068 --> 00:15:32,413
BECAUSE YOU KNOW
I HATE THAT STUFF.
367
00:15:32,517 --> 00:15:35,724
- NO, IT'S CELLS
FROM ANOTHER EYE.
368
00:15:35,827 --> 00:15:38,517
EVEN A SINGLE TEARDROP
WOULD CONTAIN ENOUGH DNA.
369
00:15:38,620 --> 00:15:39,275
- TEARS, HUH?
370
00:15:39,379 --> 00:15:42,758
I GUESS IF I HAVE TO.
371
00:15:42,862 --> 00:15:44,517
[screams]
372
00:15:44,620 --> 00:15:47,034
[sobs]
373
00:15:47,137 --> 00:15:49,379
WILL THESE DO?
374
00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:50,758
- NO, SILLY.
375
00:15:50,862 --> 00:15:54,482
THEY HAVE TO BE FROM SOMEONE
WHO ALREADY HAS TWO EYES.
376
00:15:54,586 --> 00:15:55,758
- [growls]
377
00:15:55,862 --> 00:15:57,758
[grunting]
378
00:15:57,862 --> 00:15:59,241
TWO EYES, HUH?
379
00:15:59,344 --> 00:16:03,482
I THINK I KNOW A CRYBABY
WHO FITS THAT DESCRIPTION.
380
00:16:04,689 --> 00:16:06,275
- HI, PLANKTON.
381
00:16:06,379 --> 00:16:10,310
- HEY, SPONGEBOB.
382
00:16:10,413 --> 00:16:11,724
WANT TO HEAR A SAD STORY?
383
00:16:11,827 --> 00:16:13,344
- NO.
NOT PARTICULARLY.
384
00:16:13,448 --> 00:16:16,137
- ONCE UPON A TIME,
THERE WAS A YELLOW DOOFUS
385
00:16:16,241 --> 00:16:17,862
WHO LOVED TO DRINK MILK
WITH HIS LUNCH.
386
00:16:17,965 --> 00:16:20,172
UNFORTUNATELY FOR SAID DOOFUS,
387
00:16:20,275 --> 00:16:22,551
HIS MILK
WAS TRAGICALLY SPILT.
388
00:16:22,655 --> 00:16:24,724
THE END.
389
00:16:24,827 --> 00:16:27,379
- S-S-SAD STORY.
390
00:16:27,482 --> 00:16:28,586
[weeps]
391
00:16:28,689 --> 00:16:30,793
AND SO TIMELY.
392
00:16:30,896 --> 00:16:32,862
[sobs]
393
00:16:39,862 --> 00:16:41,206
- GET A GRIP.
394
00:16:41,310 --> 00:16:44,137
- I SUPPOSE HE'S RIGHT.
395
00:16:44,241 --> 00:16:46,586
GOOD THING I ALWAYS BRING
BACKUP MILK.
396
00:16:51,413 --> 00:16:53,448
- ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT
TO GO THROUGH WITH THIS?
397
00:16:53,551 --> 00:16:56,344
- YES. LET'S HURRY UP
AND GET IT OVER WITH.
398
00:17:03,241 --> 00:17:04,655
MOMMY!
399
00:17:04,758 --> 00:17:06,931
HERE COME THE PAIN!
400
00:17:07,034 --> 00:17:11,206
[moaning]
401
00:17:13,068 --> 00:17:15,827
THAT WASN'T SO BAD.
UH-OH.
402
00:17:15,931 --> 00:17:19,793
HERE WE GO.
403
00:17:19,896 --> 00:17:22,103
EUREKA!
- SO DOES IT WORK?
404
00:17:22,206 --> 00:17:24,448
- YOU TELL ME.
405
00:17:25,896 --> 00:17:26,551
BULL'S-EYE!
406
00:17:26,655 --> 00:17:28,448
NOW FOR MY NEXT TARGET--
407
00:17:28,551 --> 00:17:29,896
THE KRABBY PATTY SECRET FORMULA.
408
00:17:33,137 --> 00:17:35,034
[laughs wickedly]
409
00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:36,068
WHAT?
410
00:17:36,172 --> 00:17:38,103
[upbeat ukulele music]
411
00:17:38,206 --> 00:17:41,413
♪
412
00:17:41,517 --> 00:17:44,241
WHY DOES EVERYTHING
LOOK SO WEIR...
413
00:17:44,344 --> 00:17:46,862
LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL?
414
00:17:46,965 --> 00:17:49,344
- ♪ LA LA LA LA LA
415
00:17:49,448 --> 00:17:51,931
- HI, SPONGEBOB.
GREAT TO SEE YOU, BUDDY.
416
00:17:52,034 --> 00:17:53,275
- HI, PLANKTON.
WHAT YOU DOING?
417
00:17:53,379 --> 00:17:55,344
- I THOUGHT
I WAS GONNA STEAL SOMETHING,
418
00:17:55,448 --> 00:17:57,137
CAN'T IMAGINE WHY,
419
00:17:57,241 --> 00:18:02,275
SO I'M JUST ENJOYING
THIS LOVELY DAY.
420
00:18:02,379 --> 00:18:04,896
- OKAY.
BUH-BYE.
421
00:18:10,448 --> 00:18:12,586
HONEY, I'M HOME.
422
00:18:12,689 --> 00:18:15,034
- OH, YOU'RE A HAPPY CAMPER.
423
00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:16,586
DID YOU FINALLY STEAL
THE FORMULA?
424
00:18:16,689 --> 00:18:21,206
- FORMULA?
WHAT FORMULA?
425
00:18:21,310 --> 00:18:22,655
I FORGOT THE FORMULA.
426
00:18:22,758 --> 00:18:25,448
I CAN'T IMAGINE
WHAT GOT INTO ME.
427
00:18:25,551 --> 00:18:27,137
- IT'S THAT NEW EYE OF YOURS.
428
00:18:27,241 --> 00:18:29,448
YOUR EVIL DNA
HAS BECOME CORRUPTED
429
00:18:29,551 --> 00:18:31,586
BY SPONGEBOB'S NICE DNA.
430
00:18:31,689 --> 00:18:34,344
YOU'VE GONE FROM EVIL
TO NEEVIL!
431
00:18:34,448 --> 00:18:37,000
YOU'RE BECOMING AS HARMLESS
AS THAT FRY COOK.
432
00:18:37,103 --> 00:18:37,758
- NONSENSE.
433
00:18:37,862 --> 00:18:40,034
YOU'RE IMAGINING THINGS.
434
00:18:40,137 --> 00:18:42,620
- REALLY?
LET'S TEST IT, SHALL WE?
435
00:18:42,724 --> 00:18:45,137
- [grunts]
- TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE
436
00:18:45,241 --> 00:18:46,793
IN THESE INK BLOTS.
437
00:18:46,896 --> 00:18:49,379
- HMM.
LOOKS LIKE...
438
00:18:49,482 --> 00:18:51,965
A PRETTY BUTTERFLY.
- NOPE. TRY AGAIN.
439
00:18:52,068 --> 00:18:53,965
WHAT DOES THIS REMIND YOU OF?
440
00:18:54,068 --> 00:18:57,034
- AW, IT'S A LITTLE PUPPY DOGGY.
441
00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:58,620
- [grunts]
TRY THIS.
442
00:18:58,724 --> 00:19:02,379
- UM...
- I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT.
443
00:19:02,482 --> 00:19:04,000
[imitates explosion]
444
00:19:04,103 --> 00:19:06,275
- A BOUQUET OF FLOWERS?
445
00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:09,241
WOULD YOU LIKE
SOME FLOWERS, HONEY?
446
00:19:09,344 --> 00:19:11,689
- CELLS FROM THAT SPONGE
447
00:19:11,793 --> 00:19:13,310
HAVE CHANGED
YOUR WHOLE POINT OF VIEW.
448
00:19:13,413 --> 00:19:16,137
- A FEW BLOBS OF INK
DOESN'T PROVE A THING.
449
00:19:16,241 --> 00:19:18,344
I'M AS EVIL AS EVER.
450
00:19:18,448 --> 00:19:20,034
I'LL PROVE IT RIGHT NOW
BY STEALING
451
00:19:20,137 --> 00:19:21,413
THE KRABBY PATTY
SECRET FORMULA.
452
00:19:24,275 --> 00:19:27,827
- FIRE!
[overlapping shouting]
453
00:19:27,931 --> 00:19:28,620
IT'S BURNING!
454
00:19:28,724 --> 00:19:31,551
- SUCH LOVELY DESTRUCTION.
455
00:19:31,655 --> 00:19:35,724
- HELP! SAVE ME!
[slurps]
456
00:19:35,827 --> 00:19:37,931
SAVE ME!
457
00:19:38,034 --> 00:19:40,206
- I'LL HELP YOU.
458
00:19:40,310 --> 00:19:41,379
DO NOT WORRY, CITIZEN.
459
00:19:41,482 --> 00:19:44,275
I'LL CATCH YOU.
460
00:19:44,379 --> 00:19:47,103
- [grunts]
461
00:19:47,206 --> 00:19:50,275
COMING DOWN.
462
00:19:50,379 --> 00:19:51,448
- OH, NO.
463
00:19:51,551 --> 00:19:54,241
- THANKS, BUDDY.
464
00:19:54,344 --> 00:19:57,724
[slurps]
465
00:19:57,827 --> 00:19:59,551
- UNBELIEVABLE!
466
00:19:59,655 --> 00:20:01,586
I'VE COMMITTED
ANOTHER SELFLESS ACT.
467
00:20:01,689 --> 00:20:04,000
THIS EYE IS TAKING OVER.
468
00:20:04,103 --> 00:20:05,448
[grunts]
469
00:20:05,551 --> 00:20:07,068
BUT I MUST STAY STRONG
470
00:20:07,172 --> 00:20:11,206
AND CONCENTRATE ON SWIPING
THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA.
471
00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:12,379
WHAT'S THIS?
472
00:20:12,482 --> 00:20:14,758
IT'S THE KRABBY PATTY FORMULA.
473
00:20:14,862 --> 00:20:16,655
HUH! WHA--
KRABS MUST HAVE LOST IT!
474
00:20:16,758 --> 00:20:19,482
- AND THAT'S WHY YOUR PROMOTION
475
00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:21,793
MEANS A 50% CUT IN SALARY.
476
00:20:21,896 --> 00:20:23,344
UNDERSTAND, SPONGEBOB?
477
00:20:23,448 --> 00:20:24,827
- YES, SIR,
MR. KRABS.
478
00:20:24,931 --> 00:20:26,275
- HEY, EUGENE.
479
00:20:26,379 --> 00:20:28,034
YOU MISSING ANYTHING?
480
00:20:28,137 --> 00:20:29,103
- [exclaims]
481
00:20:29,206 --> 00:20:30,413
ME KRABBY PATTY FORMULER!
482
00:20:30,517 --> 00:20:32,344
- THAT'S RIGHT, KRABS.
483
00:20:32,448 --> 00:20:35,827
UNBELIEVABLY, I FOUND IT LYING
ON THE GROUND!
484
00:20:35,931 --> 00:20:37,482
[laughs wickedly]
485
00:20:37,586 --> 00:20:40,034
SO I'M GIVING IT BACK TO YOU.
TAKE IT.
486
00:20:40,137 --> 00:20:43,827
- HEY, SOMETHING SMELLS,
AND IT ISN'T ME LONG JOHNS.
487
00:20:43,931 --> 00:20:46,275
LET'S SEE HERE.
YOU HAD THE FORMULER.
488
00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:47,413
WHY DIDN'T YOU RUN OFF WITH IT?
489
00:20:47,517 --> 00:20:49,379
- WHY DIDN'T I RUN OFF
WITH IT?
490
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:50,413
WHY DIDN'T I RUN OFF WITH IT?
491
00:20:50,517 --> 00:20:52,310
BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE STEALING.
492
00:20:52,413 --> 00:20:55,137
- SINCE WHEN DO YOU CARE
ABOUT STEALING?
493
00:20:55,241 --> 00:20:56,620
- OH, IT'S THIS CURSED NEW EYE!
494
00:20:56,724 --> 00:20:59,344
I'VE GOT TO GET RID OF IT.
495
00:20:59,448 --> 00:21:03,862
MUST BECOME MONOCULAR AGAIN.
496
00:21:03,965 --> 00:21:05,172
[laughs wickedly]
497
00:21:05,275 --> 00:21:07,000
I DID IT.
498
00:21:09,931 --> 00:21:11,241
[grunting]
499
00:21:11,344 --> 00:21:12,896
[howling]
500
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,344
[grunting]
501
00:21:14,448 --> 00:21:15,689
[crash]
- HMM.
502
00:21:15,793 --> 00:21:17,793
YOU KNOW,
I DON'T THINK I TRUST
503
00:21:17,896 --> 00:21:20,379
THIS NICE, POLITE,
PLEASANT PLANKTON.
504
00:21:20,482 --> 00:21:23,620
- MR. KRABS, I THINK
PLANKTON HAS REALLY CHANGED.
505
00:21:23,724 --> 00:21:25,620
HE JUST NEEDS
SOME ENCOURAGEMENT.
506
00:21:25,724 --> 00:21:27,758
AND I KNOW
JUST HOW TO DO IT.
507
00:21:28,793 --> 00:21:30,586
- UH-HUH.
508
00:21:31,448 --> 00:21:33,137
- [grunts]
509
00:21:33,241 --> 00:21:37,068
[groaning]
510
00:21:38,620 --> 00:21:41,344
MY LIFE OF EVIL IS OVER.
511
00:21:41,448 --> 00:21:42,724
[whimpers]
512
00:21:42,827 --> 00:21:44,689
HEY.
WHY IS IT SO DARK IN HERE?
513
00:21:44,793 --> 00:21:48,275
all: SURPRISE!
514
00:21:48,379 --> 00:21:50,620
- AAGH!
THE CHUM BUCKET'S BEEN INVADED.
515
00:21:50,724 --> 00:21:52,310
I'LL NEVER SURRENDER.
NEVER!
516
00:21:52,413 --> 00:21:54,379
- AW, THIS ISN'T AN INVASION.
517
00:21:54,482 --> 00:21:56,827
WE'RE HERE TO SHOW YOU
HOW MUCH WE APPRECIATE
518
00:21:56,931 --> 00:21:59,172
ALL THE GOOD DEEDS
YOU'VE DONE LATELY.
519
00:21:59,275 --> 00:22:01,620
WE CAME TO GIVE YOU
A GREAT BIG HUG.
520
00:22:01,724 --> 00:22:03,068
- WHAT? NO.
NOT HUGS.
521
00:22:03,172 --> 00:22:04,275
NOT HUGS.
[screams]
522
00:22:04,379 --> 00:22:07,172
all: YAY!
523
00:22:10,275 --> 00:22:11,482
- IT'S GONE.
524
00:22:11,586 --> 00:22:15,482
THAT DISGUSTINGLY GOOD EYE
IS FINALLY GONE.
525
00:22:15,586 --> 00:22:17,517
I'M CURED!
526
00:22:17,620 --> 00:22:19,689
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU ALL!
527
00:22:19,793 --> 00:22:21,551
ESPECIALLY YOU,
SPONGEBOB.
528
00:22:21,655 --> 00:22:23,551
- HEY.
GLAD I COULD HELP.
529
00:22:23,655 --> 00:22:26,586
- YES, THANKS TO YOU,
I'M EVIL AGAIN.
530
00:22:26,689 --> 00:22:28,896
AND AS A TOKEN
OF MY APPRECIATION,
531
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,689
I'LL GIVE YOU ALL
A ROUSING SENDOFF
532
00:22:31,793 --> 00:22:36,586
WITH MY INFRARED SECURITY
ATTACK LASERS!
533
00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:39,482
[lasers blasting]
534
00:22:39,586 --> 00:22:43,000
all: [shouting]
535
00:22:43,103 --> 00:22:44,862
- [laughs wickedly]
536
00:22:44,965 --> 00:22:47,448
OH, WELL, DEPTH PERCEPTION'S
OVERRATED ANYWAY.
537
00:22:47,551 --> 00:22:49,620
[grunts]
538
00:22:52,413 --> 00:22:55,103
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539
00:22:55,206 --> 00:22:58,310
[lilting ukulele music]
540
00:22:58,413 --> 00:23:06,448
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