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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,862 --> 00:00:10,758 - ARE YOU READY, KIDS? 2 00:00:10,862 --> 00:00:12,517 kids: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN! 3 00:00:12,620 --> 00:00:13,965 - I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 4 00:00:14,068 --> 00:00:15,793 kids: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN! 5 00:00:15,896 --> 00:00:18,724 - ♪ OHH... 6 00:00:18,827 --> 00:00:21,068 ♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? ♪ 7 00:00:21,172 --> 00:00:23,172 kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 8 00:00:23,275 --> 00:00:25,103 - ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE ♪ 9 00:00:25,206 --> 00:00:26,724 kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 10 00:00:26,827 --> 00:00:29,103 - ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪ 11 00:00:29,206 --> 00:00:30,620 kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 12 00:00:30,724 --> 00:00:33,103 - ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪ 13 00:00:33,206 --> 00:00:35,000 kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! - READY? 14 00:00:35,103 --> 00:00:37,068 all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 15 00:00:37,172 --> 00:00:38,965 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 16 00:00:39,068 --> 00:00:40,931 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 17 00:00:41,034 --> 00:00:42,000 - SPONGEBOB 18 00:00:42,103 --> 00:00:44,482 SQUAREPANTS! 19 00:00:44,586 --> 00:00:45,965 [laughing] 20 00:00:46,068 --> 00:00:49,068 ♪ 21 00:00:49,172 --> 00:00:50,000 [waves crashing] 22 00:00:52,344 --> 00:00:55,379 [lilting ukulele music] 23 00:00:55,482 --> 00:01:02,241 ♪ 24 00:01:06,137 --> 00:01:07,103 [tuning note] 25 00:01:07,206 --> 00:01:08,862 [whistling] 26 00:01:10,172 --> 00:01:11,620 [harmonic hissing] 27 00:01:11,724 --> 00:01:14,517 together: [whistling and hissing] 28 00:01:14,620 --> 00:01:17,034 - SPONGEBOB, WHAT IS THAT HORRIBLE RACKET 29 00:01:17,137 --> 00:01:18,517 COMING FROM BACK HERE? 30 00:01:18,620 --> 00:01:21,206 - JUST A LITTLE GRILL-SIDE HARMONY. 31 00:01:21,310 --> 00:01:23,344 EVERYONE KNOWS THAT COOKING AND MUSIC GO TOGETHER LIKE 32 00:01:23,448 --> 00:01:25,724 EATING AND LISTENING. 33 00:01:25,827 --> 00:01:29,344 - YOU WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT MUSIC IS IF IT CAME UP 34 00:01:29,448 --> 00:01:30,965 AND HIT YOU IN THE FACE. 35 00:01:31,068 --> 00:01:32,689 - HEY, THAT HAPPENED TO PATRICK ONCE. 36 00:01:32,793 --> 00:01:35,793 HE MUST'VE BEEN LISTENING TO HARD ROCK. 37 00:01:35,896 --> 00:01:36,827 HE HAD A LUMP ON HIS HEAD-- 38 00:01:36,931 --> 00:01:38,275 - I DON'T CARE! 39 00:01:38,379 --> 00:01:41,310 - IF YOU WANT TO HEAR WHAT REALMUSIC SOUNDS LIKE, 40 00:01:41,413 --> 00:01:45,551 THEN LISTEN TO THIS. 41 00:01:45,655 --> 00:01:46,758 [clarinet music] 42 00:01:46,862 --> 00:01:51,689 [all uttering disagreements] 43 00:01:51,793 --> 00:01:54,586 - HEY, GIVE IT BACK. I WAS JUST REACHING MY CODA. 44 00:01:54,689 --> 00:01:55,689 - YEAH? 45 00:01:55,793 --> 00:01:57,448 WELL, YOUR CODA IS AFFECTING ME QUOTA. 46 00:01:57,551 --> 00:02:00,068 THE SHREW, PIERCING RACKET OF YOUR FISH FLUTE 47 00:02:00,172 --> 00:02:00,724 IS FRIGHTENING AWAY ME MONEY. 48 00:02:00,827 --> 00:02:02,413 - FISH FLUTE. 49 00:02:02,517 --> 00:02:04,103 - WELL, I DON'T KNOW. 50 00:02:04,206 --> 00:02:05,482 THAT'S WHAT THEY USED TO CALL IT. 51 00:02:05,586 --> 00:02:08,206 - NONE OF YOU SIMPLETONS WOULD RECOGNIZE REAL MUSIC TALENT 52 00:02:08,310 --> 00:02:10,758 IF IT CAME UP AND KICKED YOU IN THE FACE. 53 00:02:10,862 --> 00:02:13,137 - HEY, THAT HAPPENED TO PATRICK ONCE, TOO. 54 00:02:13,241 --> 00:02:14,689 HEY-- 55 00:02:14,793 --> 00:02:17,137 - NONE OF YOU KNOW A GREAT MUSICIAN WHEN YOU HEAR HIM. 56 00:02:17,241 --> 00:02:19,068 NONE I SAY. NO ONE OF YOU. 57 00:02:19,172 --> 00:02:20,689 NOT EVEN, EVEN-- 58 00:02:20,793 --> 00:02:22,551 OH, THERE'S NOBODY THERE. 59 00:02:22,655 --> 00:02:24,758 - HE'S STILL DOING IT, KAREN. 60 00:02:24,862 --> 00:02:25,862 HE'S--KAREN? 61 00:02:25,965 --> 00:02:27,931 - WHO'S DOING WHAT NOW? 62 00:02:28,034 --> 00:02:29,620 - THE SKINNY ONE. 63 00:02:29,724 --> 00:02:32,137 HE'S BEEN RANTING AND RAVING IN FRONT OF THE KRUSTY KRAB 64 00:02:32,241 --> 00:02:33,862 FOR THE PAST HALF-HOUR. 65 00:02:33,965 --> 00:02:36,241 WAVING HIS ARMS AND JUMPING AROUND LIKE AN ANIMAL. 66 00:02:36,344 --> 00:02:37,620 OH, HE STOPPED NOW. 67 00:02:37,724 --> 00:02:40,620 HE'S JUST BROKEN DOWN ON THE GROUND CRYING. 68 00:02:40,724 --> 00:02:42,448 KAREN, KAREN! 69 00:02:42,551 --> 00:02:43,448 FOR THE FIRST TIME IT'S HIT ME. 70 00:02:43,551 --> 00:02:45,379 - WHAT? THE DOOR ON YOUR WAY OUT? 71 00:02:45,482 --> 00:02:47,103 - NO, COMPUTER BRAIN. 72 00:02:47,206 --> 00:02:50,620 THE SKINNY ONE MAY HAVE BEEN THE GATEWAY TO THE SECRET FORMULA 73 00:02:50,724 --> 00:02:52,034 ALL ALONG. 74 00:02:52,137 --> 00:02:55,931 AS A VETERAN EMPLOYEE, HE MUST KNOW THE SECRET FORMULA TOO. 75 00:02:56,034 --> 00:02:57,689 - [sighs] I WARNED YOU AGAINST IT. 76 00:02:57,793 --> 00:02:59,655 - TOO LATE! 77 00:02:59,758 --> 00:03:01,310 [evil laughter] 78 00:03:01,413 --> 00:03:04,551 [Hawaiian-style music] 79 00:03:04,655 --> 00:03:06,206 - AHEM. 80 00:03:06,310 --> 00:03:07,793 - WHO SAID THAT? - DOWN HERE. 81 00:03:07,896 --> 00:03:10,551 I AM JUST AN INNOCENT PASSERBY WHO FELT THE NEED 82 00:03:10,655 --> 00:03:14,344 TO STOP AND TELL YOU WHAT A MAGNIFICENT GARDEN YOU HAVE. 83 00:03:14,448 --> 00:03:16,827 - OH, REALLY? - YES. 84 00:03:16,931 --> 00:03:18,931 - WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, MISTER. 85 00:03:19,034 --> 00:03:21,931 I KNOW EXACTLY WHO YOU ARE AND WHY YOU'RE HERE. 86 00:03:22,034 --> 00:03:23,310 - YOU DO? 87 00:03:23,413 --> 00:03:26,206 - YOU WILL NOT GET ME TO EAT AT THE CHUM BUCKET. 88 00:03:26,310 --> 00:03:28,275 NO MATTER HOW BIG THE DISCOUNT IS. 89 00:03:28,379 --> 00:03:31,689 - WELL, THAT'S NOT EXACTLY WHY I-- 90 00:03:31,793 --> 00:03:34,965 [gurgling] 91 00:03:35,068 --> 00:03:35,206 - SHAMELESS. 92 00:03:39,241 --> 00:03:40,586 - YOU AGAIN! 93 00:03:40,689 --> 00:03:43,137 - I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND ME PAINTING ON YOUR PROPERTY, 94 00:03:43,241 --> 00:03:47,344 BUT THE LIGHT HERE IS SIMPLY TRANSCENDENT THIS TIME OF DAY. 95 00:03:47,448 --> 00:03:50,137 - WHY, YES, IT IS, ISN'T IT? 96 00:03:50,241 --> 00:03:53,137 - YES! IT-- 97 00:03:53,241 --> 00:03:55,206 NOT BUYING THAT ONE EITHER, HUH? 98 00:03:55,310 --> 00:03:56,448 - NOPE. 99 00:03:58,793 --> 00:03:59,758 - HEY, BUDDY! 100 00:03:59,862 --> 00:04:01,379 SQUIDWARD! 101 00:04:01,482 --> 00:04:03,241 FREE CLEANING SERVICE? 102 00:04:03,344 --> 00:04:04,482 CENSUS TAKER. 103 00:04:04,586 --> 00:04:06,310 GOOD DAY, KIND SIR. 104 00:04:06,413 --> 00:04:08,689 WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME GIL SCOUT COOKIES? 105 00:04:08,793 --> 00:04:09,344 - YEOOOW! 106 00:04:13,275 --> 00:04:14,793 - PLANKTON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 107 00:04:14,896 --> 00:04:16,448 - THERE'S NOTHING A LITTLE DUCT TAPE 108 00:04:16,551 --> 00:04:19,931 AND SURGICAL TUBING CAN'T ACCOMPLISH. 109 00:04:26,413 --> 00:04:28,482 I KNEW I SHOULD'VE USED PIPE CLEANERS. 110 00:04:28,586 --> 00:04:31,137 HELLO, I'M YOUR LONG LOST RELATIVE. 111 00:04:31,241 --> 00:04:33,000 CAN I HAVE THE SECRET FORMULA? 112 00:04:36,103 --> 00:04:39,172 WELL, THAT'S A FINE WAY TO TREAT A FAMILY MEMBER. 113 00:04:39,275 --> 00:04:41,275 - HI, PLANKTON. NICE DRESS. 114 00:04:41,379 --> 00:04:43,379 - OUT OF MY WAY, SPONGE BRAIN. 115 00:04:43,482 --> 00:04:45,172 - I OVERHEARD YOU AND SQUIDWARD PLAYING DOOR SLAM, 116 00:04:45,275 --> 00:04:47,620 AND I WANTED TO SEE IF I COULD GET IN ON THE NEXT ROUND. 117 00:04:47,724 --> 00:04:48,793 - [crying] 118 00:04:48,896 --> 00:04:51,172 - DON'T CRY, PLANKTON. 119 00:04:51,275 --> 00:04:53,724 DOOR SLAM'S EASY TO PLAY. HARD TO MASTER. 120 00:04:53,827 --> 00:04:54,724 - NONE OF MY TACTICS ARE MAKING ANY IMPRESSION 121 00:04:54,827 --> 00:04:57,965 ON HIM WHATSOEVER. 122 00:04:58,068 --> 00:04:59,586 - WELL, LET'S SEE. 123 00:04:59,689 --> 00:05:01,620 IF YOU REALLY WANT TO IMPRESS SQUIDWARD, 124 00:05:01,724 --> 00:05:02,379 TRY TALKING TO HIM ABOUT MUSIC. 125 00:05:02,482 --> 00:05:03,379 - MUSIC? 126 00:05:03,482 --> 00:05:05,517 - YEAH. 127 00:05:05,620 --> 00:05:06,965 ESPECIALLY HIS FAVORITE KIND OF MUSIC. 128 00:05:07,068 --> 00:05:08,034 HIS OWN. 129 00:05:08,137 --> 00:05:11,034 - OH, IS THAT RIGHT? 130 00:05:11,137 --> 00:05:14,137 [singing happily] 131 00:05:14,241 --> 00:05:15,172 - SON OF A-- 132 00:05:15,275 --> 00:05:16,206 NOT AGAIN! 133 00:05:16,310 --> 00:05:18,448 - WAIT, DON'T IRRIGATE ME. 134 00:05:18,551 --> 00:05:20,724 I'VE COME TO HEAR YOUR MUSIC. 135 00:05:20,827 --> 00:05:24,413 IT SOOTHES THE PLACE MY SOUL WOULD OCCUPY IF I HAD ONE. 136 00:05:24,517 --> 00:05:26,689 - ARE YOU SURE YOU'VE GOT THE RIGHT SQUID? 137 00:05:26,793 --> 00:05:28,551 - I'VE NEVER BEEN SURE OF ANYTHING. 138 00:05:28,655 --> 00:05:30,689 BUT I AM SURE OF THIS. 139 00:05:30,793 --> 00:05:31,758 PLAY FOR ME. 140 00:05:31,862 --> 00:05:33,724 FILL MY EAR SOCKETS WITH THE STRAINS 141 00:05:33,827 --> 00:05:37,586 OF YOUR SWEET, SWEET MAGIC. 142 00:05:37,689 --> 00:05:41,241 - FINALLY, SOMEBODY ACTUALLY APPRECIATES MY BRILLIANCE. 143 00:05:41,344 --> 00:05:43,758 I WILL PLAY FOR YOU MY TINY CYCLOPS. 144 00:05:43,862 --> 00:05:45,310 I WILL PLAY SUCH THAT NEPTUNE HIMSELF 145 00:05:45,413 --> 00:05:50,068 WILL HEAR ME UPON HIS VERY THRONE. 146 00:05:50,172 --> 00:05:50,551 OR WHATEVER CHAIR HE'S SITTING ON. 147 00:05:50,655 --> 00:05:52,379 - UH OH. 148 00:05:52,482 --> 00:05:54,448 I MEAN, GOODY! 149 00:05:54,551 --> 00:06:00,896 - [clarinet playing] 150 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:05,034 - YEEOW! 151 00:06:05,137 --> 00:06:09,793 SWEET MOTHER OF APHRODITE, PLEASE MAKE IT END. 152 00:06:09,896 --> 00:06:11,275 - HEH? HEH? 153 00:06:11,379 --> 00:06:12,517 HOW'RE YOU ENJOYING THE MUSIC SO FAR? 154 00:06:12,620 --> 00:06:15,551 - IT'S DELIGHTFUL! 155 00:06:19,620 --> 00:06:22,310 - [clarinet playing] 156 00:06:22,413 --> 00:06:27,206 ♪ 157 00:06:27,310 --> 00:06:30,172 BRAVO! WOO-HOO-HOO-HOO! 158 00:06:34,689 --> 00:06:36,241 ENCORE! ENCORE! 159 00:06:36,344 --> 00:06:37,344 YES! YES! 160 00:06:37,448 --> 00:06:40,172 BRAVO! BRAVO! 161 00:06:40,275 --> 00:06:41,241 WOO-HOO. 162 00:06:41,344 --> 00:06:42,586 - AH! MY VERY OWN FAN. 163 00:06:42,689 --> 00:06:44,448 [distant clarinet] 164 00:06:44,551 --> 00:06:46,931 - DID YOU HEAR THAT? - HOW COULD I NOT? 165 00:06:47,034 --> 00:06:47,965 - AH! 166 00:06:48,068 --> 00:06:49,931 OH, IT'S TERRIBLE. 167 00:06:50,034 --> 00:06:52,034 - BRAVO. 168 00:06:52,137 --> 00:06:54,586 - NO, NO! MAKE IT STOP! 169 00:07:00,068 --> 00:07:03,586 [all shouting in disgust] 170 00:07:05,172 --> 00:07:08,931 - ENCORE, ENCORE, ENCORE. 171 00:07:09,034 --> 00:07:11,034 - I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE ENJOYING THE PERFORMANCE. 172 00:07:11,137 --> 00:07:12,827 - ENJOYING IT? 173 00:07:12,931 --> 00:07:16,034 WHY, I'M ENJOYING IT SO MUCH, IT'S MAKING ME WANT TO... 174 00:07:16,137 --> 00:07:17,517 IT'S MAKING ME WANT TO... 175 00:07:17,620 --> 00:07:18,931 - WANT TO SING? 176 00:07:19,034 --> 00:07:21,482 - THAT'S THE WORD I WAS LOOKING FOR. 177 00:07:21,586 --> 00:07:23,862 - A ONE, A TWO. A ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR. 178 00:07:23,965 --> 00:07:28,034 [jazzy music] 179 00:07:28,137 --> 00:07:31,724 - ♪ SKINNY ARMS ARE FLAPPIN,' LONG NOSE LOOKS REAL SWELL ♪ 180 00:07:31,827 --> 00:07:35,241 ♪ SHINY HEAD IS BULGING, HE PLAYS REALLY WELL ♪ 181 00:07:35,344 --> 00:07:38,241 ♪ ON THE FACT THAT HE'S A GENIUS YOU CAN SURELY BET ♪ 182 00:07:38,344 --> 00:07:44,275 ♪ THE STRANGE LOOKING BLUE GUY SURE PLAYS A MEAN CLARINET ♪ 183 00:07:44,379 --> 00:07:49,896 [clarinet playing] 184 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:53,689 ♪ TO HEAR HIS MUSIC PLAYING IS LIKE, EH, MUSIC TO MY EARS ♪ 185 00:07:53,793 --> 00:07:57,103 ♪ HIS DELIGHTFUL MELODIES REDUCE GROWN MEN TO TEARS ♪ 186 00:07:57,206 --> 00:07:58,862 ♪ IF YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THIS MOLLUSK PLAY ♪ 187 00:07:58,965 --> 00:08:01,172 ♪ YOU AIN'T HEARD NOTHING YET 188 00:08:01,275 --> 00:08:04,758 ♪ THIS FUNNY LOOKING BLUE GUY SURE PLAYS A MEAN CLARINET ♪ 189 00:08:04,862 --> 00:08:09,586 [clarinet playing] 190 00:08:11,793 --> 00:08:13,793 ♪ NO ONE DOES IT BETTER 191 00:08:13,896 --> 00:08:15,241 ♪ HE'S THE BEST THERE IS 192 00:08:15,344 --> 00:08:17,896 ♪ WHEN YOU ASK HIM HOW HE DOES IT, HE SAYS... ♪ 193 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:22,689 - ♪ IT'S ALL IN THE WRIST 194 00:08:24,931 --> 00:08:27,137 - HOORAY! 195 00:08:27,241 --> 00:08:28,137 - THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 196 00:08:28,241 --> 00:08:31,034 - SAY, UH, MUSICAL GENIUS? 197 00:08:31,137 --> 00:08:32,724 - YES. 198 00:08:32,827 --> 00:08:35,379 - WHEN YOU'RE NOT SHARING YOUR SONGS OF JOY AND SPLENDOR, 199 00:08:35,482 --> 00:08:36,655 ONE MIGHT FIND YOU WORKING A SHIFT 200 00:08:36,758 --> 00:08:39,275 AT THE KRUSTY KRAB, CORRECT? 201 00:08:39,379 --> 00:08:40,241 - IT IS AN UNFORTUNATE TRUTH. 202 00:08:40,344 --> 00:08:42,413 - AND YOU'VE BEEN WORKING THERE 203 00:08:42,517 --> 00:08:44,551 FOR A PRETTY LONG TIME, HAVEN'T YOU? 204 00:08:44,655 --> 00:08:45,965 - THAT'S AN UNDERSTATEMENT. 205 00:08:46,068 --> 00:08:50,068 - WELL, I WAS JUST WONDERING, OH, INCREDIBLY MUSICAL ONE, 206 00:08:50,172 --> 00:08:53,586 WHAT DO THEY PUT IN ONE OF THOSE KRABBY PATTIES ANYWAY? 207 00:08:53,689 --> 00:08:54,517 SECRET-WISE. 208 00:08:54,620 --> 00:08:57,517 - OH, I DON'T WORK THE GRILL. 209 00:08:57,620 --> 00:08:59,586 I WORK THE REGISTER. 210 00:08:59,689 --> 00:09:01,724 - BUT... 211 00:09:01,827 --> 00:09:04,620 SURELY YOU'VE BEEN NEAR THE GRILL. 212 00:09:04,724 --> 00:09:07,310 YOU MUST HAVE SEEN SOMETHING. [laughs] 213 00:09:07,413 --> 00:09:10,310 - NOPE, HAVEN'T SEEN A THING. 214 00:09:10,413 --> 00:09:14,103 - YOU'VE WORKED IN THE SAME PLACE FOR 20 YEARS 215 00:09:14,206 --> 00:09:16,655 AND YOU'VE NEVER NOTICED THE INGREDIENTS OF THE SOLE ITEM 216 00:09:16,758 --> 00:09:17,482 ON YOUR MENU? 217 00:09:17,586 --> 00:09:21,206 CUT THE COMEDY, OCTOPUS! 218 00:09:21,310 --> 00:09:23,310 I WANT THAT FORMULA AND I WANT IT NOW. 219 00:09:23,413 --> 00:09:27,000 - OH, DON'T YOU SEE, SHELDON? 220 00:09:27,103 --> 00:09:30,103 THANKS TO YOU, I'M GETTING BETTER AND BETTER AS A MUSICIAN. 221 00:09:30,206 --> 00:09:31,793 - WHAT? 222 00:09:31,896 --> 00:09:34,034 - IT'S BEEN YOUR CONSTANT ENCOURAGEMENT THAT HAS HELPED ME 223 00:09:34,137 --> 00:09:37,620 PROGRESS TO NEW MUSICAL HEIGHTS. 224 00:09:37,724 --> 00:09:40,689 I'M HITTING NOTES I NEVER EVEN KNEW EXISTED. 225 00:09:43,896 --> 00:09:48,448 - WE HAVE, OOO! 226 00:09:48,551 --> 00:09:51,517 - MAY DAY! MAY DAY! 227 00:09:51,620 --> 00:09:53,793 - IN FACT, THANKS TO YOU, 228 00:09:53,896 --> 00:09:56,655 I'M GOING TO QUIT MY JOB AT THE KRUSTY KRAB 229 00:09:56,758 --> 00:09:59,241 AND BECOME A FULL-TIME MUSICIAN. 230 00:09:59,344 --> 00:10:02,586 - BUT THEN I'LL NEVER GET MY HANDS ON THAT SECRET FORMULA. 231 00:10:02,689 --> 00:10:05,000 UH-OH! 232 00:10:05,103 --> 00:10:09,137 MY PROFESSIONAL GRADE EARPLUGS! 233 00:10:09,241 --> 00:10:12,172 NO! 234 00:10:17,931 --> 00:10:19,827 COME BACK! I NEED YOU. 235 00:10:19,931 --> 00:10:23,793 - [clarinet playing] - AH! 236 00:10:26,586 --> 00:10:29,586 STOP PLAYING THIS INFERNAL PIPE. 237 00:10:29,689 --> 00:10:31,241 YOU'RE KILLING ME. 238 00:10:31,344 --> 00:10:34,275 - HEY! 239 00:10:34,379 --> 00:10:35,379 COME BACK! 240 00:10:35,482 --> 00:10:36,827 - HI, SQUIDWARD. 241 00:10:36,931 --> 00:10:39,482 I HEARD YOU AND PLANKTON OUT HERE PLAYING DOOR SLAM, 242 00:10:39,586 --> 00:10:40,862 AND I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD-- 243 00:10:40,965 --> 00:10:43,620 - PLANKTON STOLE MY CLARINET, AND I HAVE TO GET IT BACK. 244 00:10:43,724 --> 00:10:45,793 - HOO! I WANT TO PLAY! 245 00:10:45,896 --> 00:10:48,000 [heavy breathing] 246 00:10:48,103 --> 00:10:49,448 - AH-HA! 247 00:10:49,551 --> 00:10:51,655 - OKAY, FISH FLUTE. 248 00:10:51,758 --> 00:10:56,275 TIME TO PLAY A LITTLE AVANT GARDE. 249 00:10:56,379 --> 00:11:00,448 GUARDRAIL, THAT IS. 250 00:11:00,551 --> 00:11:02,379 [evil laughter[ 251 00:11:02,482 --> 00:11:05,827 both: OH! 252 00:11:05,931 --> 00:11:08,103 - OUCH, SQUIDWARD. THIS GAME IS FUN. 253 00:11:08,206 --> 00:11:10,172 - YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME, YOU HEAR? 254 00:11:10,275 --> 00:11:11,586 NEVER! 255 00:11:11,689 --> 00:11:14,068 - WE'VE GOT YOU SURROUNDED. - YOU DO? 256 00:11:14,172 --> 00:11:16,172 OH. - WE'VE RECEIVED HUNDREDS 257 00:11:16,275 --> 00:11:18,896 OF REPORTS OF AN EXCRUCIATING MUSICAL DISTURBANCE, 258 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:20,379 AND YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE HOLDING AN INSTRUMENT. 259 00:11:20,482 --> 00:11:21,896 - WAIT A MINUTE. 260 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,896 I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS INSTRUMENT BEFORE IN MY LIFE. 261 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,103 - HE'S RIGHT, OFFICER. 262 00:11:25,206 --> 00:11:25,896 PLANKTON DOESN'T EVEN PLAY CLAR-- 263 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,758 - THERE, THERE, LADDY. 264 00:11:27,862 --> 00:11:30,931 JUST LET THE LEGAL SYSTEM RUN ITS COURSE. 265 00:11:31,034 --> 00:11:32,896 - WATCH YOUR HEAD. - NO! 266 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,758 WAIT! PLEASE! 267 00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:37,793 KAREN! HELP! 268 00:11:37,896 --> 00:11:42,758 - OH, YOU WON'T BE NEEDING THIS WHERE YOU'RE GOING. 269 00:11:42,862 --> 00:11:44,068 - BOY, THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE, HUH, SQUIDWARD? 270 00:11:44,172 --> 00:11:48,586 HE ALMOST GOT YOUR CLARINET. 271 00:11:48,689 --> 00:11:53,724 - ONCE AGAIN, I HATE PEOPLE. 272 00:11:53,827 --> 00:11:55,931 [lilting ukulele music] 273 00:11:56,034 --> 00:12:02,620 ♪ 274 00:12:02,724 --> 00:12:07,827 - ♪ LA-DA-DE-LA-DA-DUM LA-DA-DO ♪ 275 00:12:07,931 --> 00:12:10,344 AH, IT'S A GREAT DAY FOR THE ART WORLD. 276 00:12:10,448 --> 00:12:12,827 FAMOUS ART CRITIC FREDERICK T. NITPICK 277 00:12:12,931 --> 00:12:17,000 WILL BE CRITIQUING MY LATEST MASTERPIECE. 278 00:12:17,103 --> 00:12:17,931 I LOVE HEARING MYSELF TALK. 279 00:12:18,034 --> 00:12:22,689 both: [laughing] 280 00:12:22,793 --> 00:12:26,275 - HI, SQUIDWARD. WHOA, I LOVE YOUR HAT. 281 00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:29,758 - DON'T TOUCH IT! AND IT'S NOT A HAT. 282 00:12:29,862 --> 00:12:31,482 IT'S A BERET. - A BERET? 283 00:12:31,586 --> 00:12:33,689 OOOH. WHERE CAN I GET ONE? 284 00:12:33,793 --> 00:12:35,034 - SORRY, SPONGEBOB. 285 00:12:35,137 --> 00:12:38,965 BERETS ARE ONLY WORN BY TRUE ARTISTS, LIKE MOI. 286 00:12:39,068 --> 00:12:40,413 - YOU'RE AN ARTIST? 287 00:12:40,517 --> 00:12:41,758 - YES, I'M AN ARTIST. 288 00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:43,448 WHAT ARE YOU TWO BUBBLEHEADS DOING ANYWAY? 289 00:12:43,551 --> 00:12:45,517 - WE'RE MAKING ARTS AND CRAFTS. 290 00:12:45,620 --> 00:12:47,655 I'VE BEEN LEARNING THE FINE ART OF BASKET WEAVING. 291 00:12:47,758 --> 00:12:51,034 I MADE THIS ONE USING DESIGNS OF ME AND MY BEST FRIENDS. 292 00:12:51,137 --> 00:12:53,137 AND I ALSO MADE THIS CUTE LITTLE SCALLOP HOUSE. 293 00:12:53,241 --> 00:12:59,344 [squeaking] 294 00:12:59,448 --> 00:13:00,655 AND I MADE THIS WALLET. 295 00:13:00,758 --> 00:13:03,103 AND I CROCHETED MONEY TO GO IN IT. 296 00:13:03,206 --> 00:13:06,275 - SO, YOU'VE BEEN COUNTERFEITING CURRENCY? 297 00:13:06,379 --> 00:13:08,862 AND WHAT HAS DOORKNOB NUMBER TWO BEEN UP TO? 298 00:13:14,862 --> 00:13:18,551 - I'VE BEEN MAKING BASKETS, TOO. 299 00:13:18,655 --> 00:13:19,896 DARN! 300 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,172 THIS HAMMER IS DEFECTIVE. 301 00:13:22,275 --> 00:13:23,448 - DO YOU WANT TO MAKE CRAFTS, TOO? 302 00:13:23,551 --> 00:13:25,137 - CRAFTS? 303 00:13:25,241 --> 00:13:29,172 THIS ISN'T SUMMER CAMP. I AM A TRUE ARTISTE. 304 00:13:29,275 --> 00:13:31,793 - MAN! 305 00:13:31,896 --> 00:13:37,413 I'LL NEVER MAKE ART LIKE YOU AND SQUIDWARD. 306 00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:40,586 - HEY, DON'T BE SAD. YOU CAN BE AN ARTIST, TOO. 307 00:13:40,689 --> 00:13:42,896 I'LL FIND SOMETHING THAT WILL TAP INTO YOUR PARTICULAR 308 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,241 ARTISTIC SKILL SET. 309 00:13:44,344 --> 00:13:48,758 NOW LET ME SEE. OH, THIS WILL BE PERFECT! 310 00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:49,241 START WITH A ROCK. 311 00:13:49,344 --> 00:13:50,241 - A WHAT? 312 00:13:50,344 --> 00:13:52,724 - A LITTLE GLUE. 313 00:13:52,827 --> 00:13:53,965 - UH. 314 00:13:54,068 --> 00:13:56,689 - TAKE ON A COUPLE OF GOOGLY EYES. 315 00:13:56,793 --> 00:13:58,379 - WHOA! SLOW DOWN, SPONGEBOB. 316 00:13:58,482 --> 00:14:01,413 - AND PRESTO! A ROCK WITH GOOGLY EYES. 317 00:14:01,517 --> 00:14:04,965 - WHOA! I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING! 318 00:14:05,068 --> 00:14:07,172 - NOW YOU TRY. - I'M SCARED. 319 00:14:07,275 --> 00:14:12,172 - YOU CAN DO THIS. - I SHALL MAKE THE ATTEMPT. 320 00:14:12,275 --> 00:14:15,275 PRIVACY, PLEASE. - SORRY. 321 00:14:15,379 --> 00:14:19,103 - [groaning] 322 00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:21,310 I DID IT! - YEAH! 323 00:14:21,413 --> 00:14:22,793 LET'S TAKE A LOOK. - BEHOLD... 324 00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:24,655 [oozing] 325 00:14:24,758 --> 00:14:26,103 - AH! OH! 326 00:14:26,206 --> 00:14:29,620 OOH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL! 327 00:14:29,724 --> 00:14:31,413 - I'M AN ARTIST! 328 00:14:31,517 --> 00:14:33,379 both: HOORAY! 329 00:14:33,482 --> 00:14:34,275 - HATE. 330 00:14:34,379 --> 00:14:35,965 - WHY, HELLO, MR. TENTACLES. 331 00:14:36,068 --> 00:14:38,655 I'M FREDERICK T. NITPICK, WORLD FAMOUS ART CRITIC. 332 00:14:38,758 --> 00:14:43,689 THIS IS YOUR ARTWORK, I PRESUME. - OH, IT CERTAINLY IS. 333 00:14:43,793 --> 00:14:45,827 THIS PIECE REPRESENTS MY STRUGGLE 334 00:14:45,931 --> 00:14:49,241 TO REVEAL MY GENIUS TO A MORONIC WORLD. 335 00:14:49,344 --> 00:14:53,655 WITNESS THE VENUS DE SQUIDWARD! 336 00:14:53,758 --> 00:14:54,827 STUNNING, ISN'T IT? 337 00:14:54,931 --> 00:14:58,931 - MY CONSIDERED OPINION IS... EW! 338 00:14:59,034 --> 00:15:01,000 I'LL HAVE TO CONFISCATE YOUR ARTIST BERET. 339 00:15:01,103 --> 00:15:02,655 - WHAT? NO! 340 00:15:02,758 --> 00:15:04,000 NO, YOU CAN'T DO THAT. 341 00:15:04,103 --> 00:15:05,724 - SORRY, BUT I'M LOOKING FOR A REAL ARTIST. 342 00:15:05,827 --> 00:15:08,482 - I'M AN ARTIST! HOORAY! 343 00:15:08,586 --> 00:15:10,172 - AN ARTIST, EH? 344 00:15:10,275 --> 00:15:12,379 - WHAT? I--NO, COME BACK. 345 00:15:12,482 --> 00:15:14,965 - NOW, WHICH ONE OF YOU TWO IS THE ARTISTE? 346 00:15:15,068 --> 00:15:17,103 - WE BOTH ARE. IT'S LOTS OF FUN. 347 00:15:17,206 --> 00:15:18,965 WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKE SOMETHING, TOO? 348 00:15:19,068 --> 00:15:22,103 - [laughter] 349 00:15:26,206 --> 00:15:28,241 I'M A CRITIC. 350 00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:31,689 I DON'T MAKE THINGS. I JUDGE THINGS. 351 00:15:31,793 --> 00:15:34,862 I'M A JUDGER. FOR INSTANCE, I JUDGE YOUR WORK. 352 00:15:34,965 --> 00:15:39,620 LAME. 353 00:15:39,724 --> 00:15:42,068 - DON'T JUDGE ME. 354 00:15:42,172 --> 00:15:44,241 - HOLY GUACAMOLE FRIJOLES. 355 00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:49,068 IT'S SO, SO PRIMITIVE AND NAIVE. 356 00:15:49,172 --> 00:15:51,379 YOU'RE A GENIUS. - IS THAT GOOD? 357 00:15:51,482 --> 00:15:53,344 - I'LL GIVE YOU 500 BUCKS FOR IT. 358 00:15:53,448 --> 00:15:55,241 AND THIS HAT. 359 00:15:55,344 --> 00:15:56,344 - HEY! 360 00:15:56,448 --> 00:15:59,241 - YOU ARE A MASTER ARTIST, MY FRIEND. 361 00:15:59,344 --> 00:16:02,413 - YOU CAN'T GIVE THAT DUNDERHEAD THE ARTIST HAT. 362 00:16:02,517 --> 00:16:05,862 - WHO'S THE CRITIC HERE? - WOW! 363 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,068 DID YOU HEAR THAT, SQUIDWARD? 364 00:16:07,172 --> 00:16:08,896 PATRICK IS AN ARTIST. 365 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,379 - OH! 366 00:16:10,482 --> 00:16:13,448 SELLING ONE LOUSY PIECE DOESN'T MAKE YOU AN ARTIST. 367 00:16:13,551 --> 00:16:15,724 - HOW MANY LOUSY PIECES HAVE YOU SOLD, SQUIDWARD? 368 00:16:15,827 --> 00:16:17,827 - WELL, ABOUT UM...UM... 369 00:16:17,931 --> 00:16:19,068 WELL, I BET HE WON'T SELL 370 00:16:19,172 --> 00:16:21,379 ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE RIDICULOUS TRINKETS. 371 00:16:21,482 --> 00:16:22,965 - HEY THERE. I NOTICED YOUR HAT. 372 00:16:23,068 --> 00:16:24,965 ARE YOU AN ARTIST? - I SURE AM. 373 00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:26,310 - DO YOU HAVE ANY ART? 374 00:16:26,413 --> 00:16:28,103 I HAVE A REAL CRAVING FOR CREATIVITY. 375 00:16:28,206 --> 00:16:30,793 - UH. OKAY. 376 00:16:37,206 --> 00:16:39,103 - ART! - THANKS, MAN. 377 00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:41,034 HERE'S 50 BUCKS. 378 00:16:41,137 --> 00:16:43,413 - I'LL BET HE NEVER SELLS ANOTHER. 379 00:16:43,517 --> 00:16:45,310 - HEY, TED. WHERE'D YOU GET THAT ART? 380 00:16:45,413 --> 00:16:47,172 - FROM THAT PINK GENIUS OVER THERE. 381 00:16:47,275 --> 00:16:48,931 - I WANT TO BUY ONE. - ME TOO. 382 00:16:49,034 --> 00:16:50,206 - I ALSO. 383 00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:51,724 - I'LL BET-- - SQUIDWARD I THINK WE SHOULD 384 00:16:51,827 --> 00:16:53,931 HAVE A LITTLE TALK ABOUT YOUR GAMBLING PROBLEM. 385 00:16:54,034 --> 00:16:55,172 - HMM. 386 00:16:55,275 --> 00:16:58,310 I ACTUALLY WANT TO GO TO WORK TODAY. 387 00:16:58,413 --> 00:17:00,172 - WHOA! 388 00:17:00,275 --> 00:17:01,862 I'M ALMOST LATE TO BE EARLY FOR WORK. 389 00:17:01,965 --> 00:17:03,448 SEE YOU LATER, PATRICK. 390 00:17:03,551 --> 00:17:09,793 - UH, SO LONG MY DEAR, EARNEST, YET UNTALENTED FRIEND. 391 00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:12,172 - ONE FOR YOU. AND ONE FOR YOU. 392 00:17:12,275 --> 00:17:16,586 AND ONE...UH... 393 00:17:16,689 --> 00:17:19,068 UH, I'VE RUN OUT OF ROCKS TO PUT GOOGLY EYES ON. 394 00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:22,827 I'VE RUN OUT OF ROCKS. - GOT ANYTHING ELSE? 395 00:17:22,931 --> 00:17:24,793 - THE ARTIST NEEDS ALONE TIME. 396 00:17:24,896 --> 00:17:27,517 - HE'S SO ECCENTRIC. 397 00:17:30,655 --> 00:17:34,206 - I'M ALL OUT OF ROCKS. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO NOW? 398 00:17:34,310 --> 00:17:36,448 THAT WAS MY THING. 399 00:17:36,551 --> 00:17:38,482 OH! 400 00:17:46,551 --> 00:17:48,896 TARTER SAUCE. 401 00:17:59,896 --> 00:18:01,655 THAT STINKS, TOO. 402 00:18:01,758 --> 00:18:06,448 - THE ARTIST NEEDS A LUNCH BREAK. 403 00:18:11,241 --> 00:18:14,965 - OH! NOT YOU AGAIN. 404 00:18:15,068 --> 00:18:16,965 MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER? 405 00:18:17,068 --> 00:18:24,310 - HMM... 406 00:18:24,413 --> 00:18:28,000 I'M THINKING ABOUT HAVING A KRABBY PATTY. 407 00:18:28,103 --> 00:18:31,310 - ONE KRABBY PATTY. 408 00:18:31,413 --> 00:18:34,413 - BUT I WONDER IF THAT MIGHT BE TOO PREDICTABLE. 409 00:18:34,517 --> 00:18:37,344 - THEN WHAT DO YOU WANT? 410 00:18:37,448 --> 00:18:38,620 - I DON'T KNOW. 411 00:18:38,724 --> 00:18:41,965 I'M NOT FEELING INSPIRED AT THE MOMENT. 412 00:18:42,068 --> 00:18:43,172 - HIYA, PATRICK. 413 00:18:43,275 --> 00:18:45,413 ORDERING UP A DELICIOUS KRABBY PATTY? 414 00:18:45,517 --> 00:18:46,689 - MAYBE. I DON'T KNOW. 415 00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,896 I'M IN A CREATIVE SLUMP. 416 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,793 - OH, PATRICK, THAT'S TERRIBLE. - JUST ORDER ALREADY! 417 00:18:51,896 --> 00:18:53,137 - OKAY. 418 00:18:53,241 --> 00:18:55,310 I WANT NEW IDEAS TO SATISFY 419 00:18:55,413 --> 00:18:57,517 A PUBLIC HUNGER FOR MY GOOGLY GOODS. 420 00:18:57,620 --> 00:19:01,413 - OFF THE MENU. CHOOSE SOMETHING OFF THE MENU. 421 00:19:01,517 --> 00:19:03,517 WE DON'T SERVE ARTISTIC ADVICE HERE. 422 00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:08,241 - THEN WHY IS IT ON THE MENU? 423 00:19:08,344 --> 00:19:09,896 - GET BACK TO WORK, SQUIDWARD. 424 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:13,655 - IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, THIS IS NOT AN ARTIST'S HAT. 425 00:19:13,758 --> 00:19:17,034 [heavy breathing] 426 00:19:17,137 --> 00:19:22,034 - OH, YOU CAN BORROW MINE. 427 00:19:22,137 --> 00:19:24,103 - BEAUTIFUL. 428 00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:26,310 - MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE, MR. PATRICK. 429 00:19:26,413 --> 00:19:28,896 OUR ARTISTIC CONSULTANT WILL BE RIGHT WITH YOU. 430 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,413 THIS IS MR. TENTACLES. 431 00:19:30,517 --> 00:19:32,724 HE'LL BE HANDLING ALL YOUR ARTISTIC ADVICE NEEDS. 432 00:19:32,827 --> 00:19:34,068 - MM-HMM. 433 00:19:34,172 --> 00:19:36,103 - MM-HMM. PLEASURE. 434 00:19:36,206 --> 00:19:38,586 - HERE'S YOUR KRABBY PATTY. SHALL I PUT IT ON YOUR TAB? 435 00:19:38,689 --> 00:19:40,172 - OH, YEAH. KEEP IT OPEN. 436 00:19:40,275 --> 00:19:43,275 WE MIGHT BE HERE ALL NIGHT. 437 00:19:43,379 --> 00:19:47,379 LET ME JUST SAY, RIGHT UP FRONT, I'M A FAN. 438 00:19:47,482 --> 00:19:51,413 I'M EXCITED TO LEARN FROM A MASTER. 439 00:19:51,517 --> 00:19:54,620 MY CAREER AND SELF-WORTH ARE IN YOUR HANDS. 440 00:19:54,724 --> 00:19:58,413 A LOT IS RIDING ON THIS. OKAY... 441 00:19:58,517 --> 00:20:01,275 ADVISE. - [sighs] 442 00:20:01,379 --> 00:20:07,206 WHY DON'T YOU JUST CONCENTRATE ON YOUR PATTY? 443 00:20:07,310 --> 00:20:09,000 - WHAT? AH! OF COURSE! 444 00:20:09,103 --> 00:20:11,758 IT'S SO OBVIOUS NOW. HOW DID I NOT SEE IT EARLIER? 445 00:20:11,862 --> 00:20:14,931 SQUIDWARD'S A GENIUS. 446 00:20:15,034 --> 00:20:18,586 I KNOW NOW WHAT I MUST DO! 447 00:20:27,655 --> 00:20:30,965 - BRILLIANT. 448 00:20:31,068 --> 00:20:34,793 I'VE NEVER SEEN SUCH AN EXAMPLE OF RAW CREATIVITY. 449 00:20:34,896 --> 00:20:38,172 THIS WILL TURN THE ART WORLD ON ITS HEAD. 450 00:20:38,275 --> 00:20:42,448 I HEREBY DECLARE THIS THE NEXT BIG THING! 451 00:20:42,551 --> 00:20:44,172 THE NEXT BIG THING... 452 00:20:44,275 --> 00:20:45,241 ...THING. 453 00:20:45,344 --> 00:20:49,137 ...THING. 454 00:20:49,241 --> 00:20:52,000 [noise] 455 00:20:52,103 --> 00:20:55,724 - YOU DID IT, PATRICK. YOU FOUND YOUR INSPIRATION. 456 00:20:55,827 --> 00:20:57,724 - THEN I'M GONNA NEED MORE OF THOSE PATTY THINGIES. 457 00:20:57,827 --> 00:21:01,068 - YOU GOT IT, BUDDY. 458 00:21:14,275 --> 00:21:17,310 - HUH? 459 00:21:17,413 --> 00:21:19,758 OOOH! MONEY! 460 00:21:19,862 --> 00:21:21,655 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY... 461 00:21:21,758 --> 00:21:24,931 MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY... 462 00:21:25,034 --> 00:21:25,482 [screams] 463 00:21:25,586 --> 00:21:27,310 WHAT THE... 464 00:21:27,413 --> 00:21:30,655 [screams] 465 00:21:30,758 --> 00:21:32,931 HUH? 466 00:21:33,034 --> 00:21:34,310 SPONGEBOB! 467 00:21:34,413 --> 00:21:37,413 PATRICK! 468 00:21:43,275 --> 00:21:44,793 WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS? 469 00:21:44,896 --> 00:21:47,000 - IT'S MY ART. 470 00:21:47,103 --> 00:21:49,517 I BUY KRABBY PATTIES FOR $3, 471 00:21:49,620 --> 00:21:53,551 AND I SELL THEM FOR 50. 472 00:21:53,655 --> 00:21:54,344 [snarls] 473 00:21:54,448 --> 00:21:56,655 both: [crying] 474 00:21:56,758 --> 00:21:58,620 - HA AND HA. 475 00:21:58,724 --> 00:22:00,103 - WHY'S HE SO MAD, SQUIDWARD? 476 00:22:00,206 --> 00:22:03,137 I WAS JUST FOLLOWING YOUR ADVICE. 477 00:22:03,241 --> 00:22:04,448 - WHAT? 478 00:22:04,551 --> 00:22:07,896 IT WAS YOUR IDEA, HUH? 479 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:11,000 [polka music] 480 00:22:11,103 --> 00:22:14,551 - HERE'S OUR NEW BATCH OF PIPING HOT KRABBY PATTY CANVASES. 481 00:22:14,655 --> 00:22:18,931 - GREAT, SPONGEBOB. THAT'LL BE 50 BUCKS. 482 00:22:19,034 --> 00:22:21,620 - IT'S SO INEXPENSIVE. - AND HERE'S YOUR PATTY. 483 00:22:21,724 --> 00:22:23,758 ONE MORE ART PATTY, MR. STAR. 484 00:22:23,862 --> 00:22:25,827 - IT'S SUCH AN HONOR TO MEET YOU. 485 00:22:25,931 --> 00:22:29,758 - I CAN ONLY IMAGINE. APPRENTICE! 486 00:22:29,862 --> 00:22:35,137 MAKE ANOTHER OF MY MASTERPIECES, GOOD MAN. 487 00:22:35,241 --> 00:22:38,413 IF YOU WORK REAL HARD, YOU MAY BE AN ARTIST TOO SOMEDAY. 488 00:22:38,517 --> 00:22:41,000 - [growling] 489 00:22:41,103 --> 00:22:43,344 - HMM. PROBABLY NOT. 490 00:22:43,448 --> 00:22:45,896 IT NEEDS MORE GLITTER. 491 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,896 - [grumbling, weeping] 492 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:52,206 Captioning byCaptionMax www.captionmax.com 493 00:22:52,310 --> 00:22:55,172 [lilting ukulele music] 494 00:22:55,275 --> 00:23:03,931 ♪ 33893

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