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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,103 --> 00:00:04,310 - ARE YOU READY, KIDS? 2 00:00:04,344 --> 00:00:06,137 all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN! 3 00:00:06,172 --> 00:00:07,551 - I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 4 00:00:07,586 --> 00:00:09,482 all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN! 5 00:00:09,517 --> 00:00:12,551 - ♪ OHH... 6 00:00:12,586 --> 00:00:14,827 ♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? ♪ 7 00:00:14,862 --> 00:00:16,827 all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 8 00:00:16,862 --> 00:00:18,862 - ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE ♪ 9 00:00:18,896 --> 00:00:20,517 all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 10 00:00:20,551 --> 00:00:22,862 - ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪ 11 00:00:22,896 --> 00:00:24,379 all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 12 00:00:24,413 --> 00:00:26,827 - ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪ 13 00:00:26,862 --> 00:00:28,758 all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! - READY? 14 00:00:28,793 --> 00:00:30,793 all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 15 00:00:30,827 --> 00:00:32,724 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 16 00:00:32,758 --> 00:00:34,689 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 17 00:00:34,724 --> 00:00:35,931 - SPONGEBOB 18 00:00:35,965 --> 00:00:38,241 SQUAREPANTS! 19 00:00:38,275 --> 00:00:40,689 [laughing] 20 00:00:40,724 --> 00:00:42,862 ♪ 21 00:00:42,896 --> 00:00:44,379 [waves crashing] 22 00:00:47,103 --> 00:00:50,068 [upbeat ukulele music] 23 00:00:50,103 --> 00:00:58,000 ♪ 24 00:00:59,586 --> 00:01:00,965 [clock ticking] 25 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:09,310 [foghorn blows] 26 00:01:09,344 --> 00:01:11,379 - PATRICK! 27 00:01:11,413 --> 00:01:12,965 TEE TIME, PATRICK! 28 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:15,724 PATRICK! TEE TIME, PATRICK! 29 00:01:15,758 --> 00:01:18,034 PATRICK, WAKE UP! 30 00:01:18,068 --> 00:01:20,344 - READY TO LOSE? 31 00:01:20,379 --> 00:01:23,827 WEATHER PERMITTING, OF COURSE. 32 00:01:23,862 --> 00:01:27,103 [thunder crashes] 33 00:01:27,137 --> 00:01:28,344 - AW! 34 00:01:28,379 --> 00:01:30,310 HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GOLF IN THIS DOWNPOUR? 35 00:01:30,344 --> 00:01:33,275 OUR PUTTERS ARE GETTING WATERLOGGED. 36 00:01:33,310 --> 00:01:34,689 - DUMB RAIN! 37 00:01:34,724 --> 00:01:37,068 DOESN'T IT KNOW I'M THE SHERRIFF IN THESE PARTS? 38 00:01:37,103 --> 00:01:39,275 HEY, RAIN, YOU'D BETTER STOP THAT! 39 00:01:39,310 --> 00:01:40,241 [thunder crashes] 40 00:01:40,275 --> 00:01:41,896 AAH! 41 00:01:41,931 --> 00:01:43,137 - [groans] 42 00:01:43,172 --> 00:01:45,517 - AAH! AAH! 43 00:01:45,551 --> 00:01:49,275 AAH! 44 00:01:49,310 --> 00:01:50,379 [crackling] 45 00:01:50,413 --> 00:01:51,413 [shattering] 46 00:01:51,448 --> 00:01:53,275 - IF YOU TWO DON'T MIND, 47 00:01:53,310 --> 00:01:55,310 COULD YOU KEEP IT DOWN TO A LOW RUMBLE? 48 00:01:55,344 --> 00:01:57,586 both: SORRY, SQUIDWARD. 49 00:01:57,620 --> 00:01:59,241 - I GUESS WE WERE JUST SO UPSET ABOUT THE RAIN AND HOW-- 50 00:01:59,275 --> 00:02:00,655 - DON'T CARE. 51 00:02:00,689 --> 00:02:01,655 [loud slam] 52 00:02:01,689 --> 00:02:03,965 [bubbling] 53 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:04,965 - [sighs] 54 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:06,586 I WAS REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO A DAY 55 00:02:06,620 --> 00:02:08,655 OF SPORTSMANSHIP AND MALE BONDING. 56 00:02:08,689 --> 00:02:11,413 THANKS A LOT, RAIN! 57 00:02:11,448 --> 00:02:13,758 - OW. 58 00:02:13,793 --> 00:02:16,551 - SAY, THAT GIVES ME AN IDEA. 59 00:02:16,586 --> 00:02:20,206 - WHAT FOLLOWS IS A BRIEF CONSTRUCTION MONTAGE. 60 00:02:20,241 --> 00:02:23,172 [cheerful music] 61 00:02:23,206 --> 00:02:27,965 ♪ 62 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:31,551 WE HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS BRIEF CONSTRUCTION MONTAGE. 63 00:02:31,586 --> 00:02:33,758 [drilling and hammering] 64 00:02:33,793 --> 00:02:39,862 - [groans] 65 00:02:44,172 --> 00:02:47,758 [sawing and drilling] 66 00:02:47,793 --> 00:02:50,241 - AAH! 67 00:02:51,931 --> 00:02:54,517 [pounding and grunting] 68 00:02:54,551 --> 00:02:56,344 - HELLO! 69 00:02:56,379 --> 00:02:57,724 NITWIT MORONS. 70 00:02:57,758 --> 00:02:58,758 - [grunts] 71 00:02:58,793 --> 00:03:00,344 - AAH! 72 00:03:00,379 --> 00:03:01,965 - OH, HI, SQUIDWARD. 73 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:03,758 UP FROM YOUR SLUMBER, I SEE. 74 00:03:03,793 --> 00:03:06,275 WELL, YOU'RE JUST IN TIME TO INDULGE IN A FRIENDLY GAME 75 00:03:06,310 --> 00:03:08,551 OF INDOOR MINIATURE GOLF. 76 00:03:08,586 --> 00:03:11,379 - I WILL NOT INDULGE IN ANYTHING FRIENDLY 77 00:03:11,413 --> 00:03:13,620 OR OTHERWISE WITH THE LIKES OF YOU TWO! 78 00:03:13,655 --> 00:03:16,620 AND PRESENTLY, I AM HEADING BACK TO ENJOY 79 00:03:16,655 --> 00:03:20,275 A WELL-DESERVED MID-MORNING NAP. 80 00:03:20,310 --> 00:03:23,034 - BUT WE SCULPTED YOUR LIKENESS OUT OF BUTTER 81 00:03:23,068 --> 00:03:26,724 ON HOLE FIVE. 82 00:03:26,758 --> 00:03:28,620 - I DON'T CARE! 83 00:03:28,655 --> 00:03:30,413 LISTEN UP. 84 00:03:30,448 --> 00:03:34,620 I WILL NOT BE WOKEN FROM MY NAP AGAIN, 85 00:03:34,655 --> 00:03:37,586 AND IF I AM, I'M GONNA-- 86 00:03:37,620 --> 00:03:39,241 - JOIN US ON THE BACK NINE? 87 00:03:39,275 --> 00:03:41,758 - JUST DON'T LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN! 88 00:03:41,793 --> 00:03:45,206 OR ELSE. 89 00:03:45,241 --> 00:03:46,931 - LET'S GET THIS GAME TEED OFF. 90 00:03:52,517 --> 00:03:55,034 YOU'RE UP FIRST, MY GOOD MAN. 91 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:57,482 - [grunts] 92 00:03:57,517 --> 00:04:00,758 OOH, OOH-OOH. 93 00:04:00,793 --> 00:04:03,000 KA KA KA KA KA KA KA. 94 00:04:03,034 --> 00:04:05,068 [ululating] 95 00:04:05,103 --> 00:04:07,275 - I AM WARNING YOU TWO, 96 00:04:07,310 --> 00:04:10,275 KEEP IT DOWN! 97 00:04:10,310 --> 00:04:13,103 - BETTER TONE DOWN THE CALISTHENICS, PATRICK. 98 00:04:13,137 --> 00:04:14,517 DON'T WANT TO UPSET SQUIDWARD. 99 00:04:14,551 --> 00:04:17,586 - CAN'T WAIT TO LOSE, HUH? 100 00:04:27,344 --> 00:04:29,137 NO! 101 00:04:29,172 --> 00:04:30,344 OOH! 102 00:04:30,379 --> 00:04:32,827 IF YOU HAD JUST LET ME FINISH MY STRETCHES, 103 00:04:32,862 --> 00:04:34,827 I WOULDN'T HAVE MISSED MY FIRST SHOT! 104 00:04:34,862 --> 00:04:36,172 - OH, DON'T WORRY, PATRICK. 105 00:04:36,206 --> 00:04:37,586 I'M SURE YOU'LL GET THE HANG OF IT. 106 00:04:37,620 --> 00:04:40,310 BESIDES, WE'RE JUST PLAYING FOR FUN, RIGHT? 107 00:04:40,344 --> 00:04:43,206 AND BACK, AND... 108 00:04:46,241 --> 00:04:49,689 - NICE SHOT. 109 00:04:49,724 --> 00:04:50,689 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 110 00:04:50,724 --> 00:04:51,965 - MOVING MY BALL. 111 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,793 - PATRICK, YOU HAVE TO PLAY IT WHERE IT LANDS. 112 00:04:53,827 --> 00:04:57,862 - FINE. HAVE IT YOUR WAY. 113 00:05:00,241 --> 00:05:02,137 READY TO GIVE UP? 114 00:05:02,172 --> 00:05:03,448 [bubbling] 115 00:05:03,482 --> 00:05:07,482 HAH! LET'S SEE HOW YOU DO AGAINST THE WINDMILL. 116 00:05:07,517 --> 00:05:09,275 YOU HAVEN'T GOT A CHANCE. 117 00:05:09,310 --> 00:05:11,241 - YOU KNOW, PATRICK, THIS IS JUST A GAME. 118 00:05:11,275 --> 00:05:13,482 - OH, IT ISJUST A GAME, 119 00:05:13,517 --> 00:05:15,379 WHICH I AM GONNA WIN. 120 00:05:15,413 --> 00:05:18,275 - I THINK YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT. 121 00:05:18,310 --> 00:05:19,724 - SPEAKING OF... 122 00:05:19,758 --> 00:05:21,448 M-M-M-MISSING! 123 00:05:21,482 --> 00:05:22,965 [clank] 124 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:24,034 HAH! 125 00:05:24,068 --> 00:05:26,482 ♪ GOTTA PLAY IT WHERE IT LANDS ♪ 126 00:05:26,517 --> 00:05:28,827 WATCH AND LEARN, SQUAREPANTS. 127 00:05:28,862 --> 00:05:32,172 WATCH AND LEARN. 128 00:05:35,172 --> 00:05:38,827 [rattling] 129 00:05:39,965 --> 00:05:42,620 YES! LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN TOP THAT! 130 00:05:42,655 --> 00:05:44,551 - OKAY. 131 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:49,241 - SPONGEBOB READIES THE APPROACH SHOT. 132 00:05:49,275 --> 00:05:51,965 HE'S GOTTA BE VERY CAREFUL HE DOESN'T HOOK THE SHOT HERE, 133 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:55,275 BECAUSE THIS WOULD CERTAINLY BE AN INOPPORTUNE TIME 134 00:05:55,310 --> 00:05:56,586 FOR A BOGEY. 135 00:05:56,620 --> 00:05:59,551 A PRESSURE-PACKED SHOT TO BE SURE. 136 00:06:00,724 --> 00:06:03,689 [dramatic music] 137 00:06:03,724 --> 00:06:05,586 ♪ 138 00:06:05,620 --> 00:06:09,241 [rattling] 139 00:06:09,275 --> 00:06:10,241 [screeches] 140 00:06:10,275 --> 00:06:11,655 friends: AW! 141 00:06:11,689 --> 00:06:12,793 [quiet chatter] 142 00:06:12,827 --> 00:06:14,034 [bubbling] 143 00:06:14,068 --> 00:06:17,793 - LOOKS LIKE WE'RE TIED, THREE SHOTS TO THREE. 144 00:06:17,827 --> 00:06:19,034 - HEH! SHOTS. 145 00:06:19,068 --> 00:06:21,000 THEY'RE CALLED STROKES IN GOLF, PATRICK. 146 00:06:21,034 --> 00:06:22,206 NOT SHOTS. 147 00:06:22,241 --> 00:06:23,310 - WHATEVER. 148 00:06:24,758 --> 00:06:26,275 [rattling] 149 00:06:26,310 --> 00:06:29,379 AND HE SINKS ANOTHER HOLE IN ONE! 150 00:06:29,413 --> 00:06:31,172 THAT'S TWO IN A ROW! 151 00:06:31,206 --> 00:06:32,551 - ALL RIGHT! 152 00:06:32,586 --> 00:06:35,448 YOU WANT TO PLAY COMPETITIVE, EH? 153 00:06:35,482 --> 00:06:37,931 OBSERVE! 154 00:06:43,241 --> 00:06:46,275 RIGHT BETWEEN THE OLD WICKET. 155 00:06:48,517 --> 00:06:50,448 COME ON, BALLY. DON'T FAIL ME NOW. 156 00:06:50,482 --> 00:06:52,448 - WATCH OUT FOR THE WATER HAZARD. 157 00:06:52,482 --> 00:06:55,413 - PATRICK, THE ONLY HAZARD I CAN SEE 158 00:06:55,448 --> 00:06:56,896 IS YOU STANDING IN MY SHOT! 159 00:06:56,931 --> 00:06:59,413 - I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 160 00:06:59,448 --> 00:07:01,275 - FINE! BE THAT WAY! 161 00:07:01,310 --> 00:07:03,931 I'LL JUST GO AROUND YOU. 162 00:07:05,965 --> 00:07:08,310 [shattering glass, splat] 163 00:07:08,344 --> 00:07:09,965 OOPS. 164 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:11,000 - SHOW OFF! 165 00:07:11,034 --> 00:07:13,172 I CAN DO THAT. 166 00:07:13,206 --> 00:07:14,172 [grunts] 167 00:07:14,206 --> 00:07:15,137 GAAH! 168 00:07:15,172 --> 00:07:16,172 - AAH! 169 00:07:16,206 --> 00:07:17,586 [ball zooms, glass shatters] 170 00:07:17,620 --> 00:07:20,172 OH, WHERE DID OUR BALLS GO? 171 00:07:20,206 --> 00:07:23,482 - HOW DO I KNOW? I WAS JUST COPYING YOU. 172 00:07:23,517 --> 00:07:24,551 - UH-OH. 173 00:07:24,586 --> 00:07:26,034 [glass fragments clink] 174 00:07:27,517 --> 00:07:29,689 OH, WELL, I GUESS THAT'S GAME POINT. 175 00:07:29,724 --> 00:07:32,068 - OH, HO HO HO, HOLD ON THERE, FELLA. 176 00:07:32,103 --> 00:07:34,034 IT'S NOT OVER YET. 177 00:07:34,068 --> 00:07:35,586 - BUT REMEMBER WHAT SQUIDWARD SAID? 178 00:07:35,620 --> 00:07:37,482 WE CAN'T MAKE ANY NOISE! 179 00:07:37,517 --> 00:07:40,103 - WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT NOISE? 180 00:07:40,137 --> 00:07:43,068 WE'RE JUST GONNA GET OUT OF THE ROUGH 181 00:07:43,103 --> 00:07:44,862 AND BACK TO THE COURSE. 182 00:07:44,896 --> 00:07:46,206 - HEY! 183 00:07:49,379 --> 00:07:50,896 [whispers] PATRICK! 184 00:07:51,931 --> 00:07:53,137 PATRICK! 185 00:07:53,172 --> 00:07:54,137 [Patrick chomping food] 186 00:07:54,172 --> 00:07:55,551 [chewing loudly] 187 00:07:55,586 --> 00:07:56,793 WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA? 188 00:07:56,827 --> 00:07:58,482 I THOUGHT WE WERE IN HERE TO PLAY GOLF, REMEMBER? 189 00:07:58,517 --> 00:08:01,793 - OKAY, OKAY! 190 00:08:01,827 --> 00:08:03,896 - NOW WHERE IS THAT DARN BALL? 191 00:08:03,931 --> 00:08:05,172 - OOH! 192 00:08:05,206 --> 00:08:06,827 - PATRICK, HAVE YOU SEEN MY BALL? 193 00:08:06,862 --> 00:08:08,241 - WAS IT A RED ONE? 194 00:08:08,275 --> 00:08:09,310 - MM-HMM. 195 00:08:09,344 --> 00:08:11,448 - MIGHT HAVE BEEN IN THE KELP SALAD. 196 00:08:11,482 --> 00:08:13,275 - PATRICK, YOU ATE MY BALL? 197 00:08:13,310 --> 00:08:14,689 - DON'T WORRY. I'LL GET IT. 198 00:08:14,724 --> 00:08:16,620 - PATRICK, NO! - NO? 199 00:08:16,655 --> 00:08:20,172 - I HAVE TO PLAY THE BALL WHERE IT LIES. 200 00:08:22,448 --> 00:08:24,448 WE'LL NEED TO LEAVE THIS OPEN. 201 00:08:24,482 --> 00:08:27,172 NOW, LET'S SEE, IF I WAS A GOLF BALL, 202 00:08:27,206 --> 00:08:28,275 WHERE WOULD I--OH! 203 00:08:28,310 --> 00:08:30,931 NEXT TO THE GALLBLADDER, OF COURSE. 204 00:08:30,965 --> 00:08:32,827 FORE! 205 00:08:32,862 --> 00:08:34,689 [crashing and shattering] 206 00:08:34,724 --> 00:08:35,862 - [mutters] 207 00:08:37,310 --> 00:08:38,413 - WHERE'S YOUR BALL? 208 00:08:38,448 --> 00:08:39,482 - I DON'T KNOW. 209 00:08:39,517 --> 00:08:41,310 GOTTA BE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. 210 00:08:41,344 --> 00:08:42,655 - THERE IT IS. 211 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:43,655 - UH-OH. 212 00:08:43,689 --> 00:08:45,827 - PLAY IT WHERE IT LIES. 213 00:08:45,862 --> 00:08:46,896 - [growls] 214 00:08:46,931 --> 00:08:48,206 [bubbling] 215 00:08:53,275 --> 00:08:56,655 [crashing and shattering] 216 00:08:56,689 --> 00:08:58,172 HOLE IN ONE! 217 00:08:58,206 --> 00:08:59,517 TOP THAT! 218 00:08:59,551 --> 00:09:02,206 - I COULD DO THAT BLINDFOLDED. 219 00:09:02,241 --> 00:09:04,586 [bubbling] 220 00:09:04,620 --> 00:09:05,586 [thud] OW! 221 00:09:05,620 --> 00:09:07,068 [tapping] 222 00:09:07,103 --> 00:09:08,344 [grunts] 223 00:09:08,379 --> 00:09:09,862 - HEY, WAIT UP! 224 00:09:09,896 --> 00:09:11,689 WARMER. WARMER. 225 00:09:11,724 --> 00:09:12,689 RED HOT! 226 00:09:12,724 --> 00:09:13,724 - AAH! 227 00:09:13,758 --> 00:09:16,103 - WARMER. WARMER. 228 00:09:16,137 --> 00:09:18,448 COLDER. COLDER. 229 00:09:18,482 --> 00:09:20,379 WARMER. WARMER. 230 00:09:20,413 --> 00:09:22,068 WARMER. HOT! 231 00:09:22,103 --> 00:09:23,689 HOTTER. RED HOT! 232 00:09:23,724 --> 00:09:24,758 RED HOT! 233 00:09:24,793 --> 00:09:25,758 [crash] 234 00:09:25,793 --> 00:09:27,172 NO, WAIT. MY MISTAKE. 235 00:09:27,206 --> 00:09:28,482 YOU'RE ICE COLD. 236 00:09:28,517 --> 00:09:30,379 WARMER. WARMER. 237 00:09:30,413 --> 00:09:32,482 HOT. HOT. RED HOT! 238 00:09:32,517 --> 00:09:34,241 RED HOT! SMOKIN' HOT! 239 00:09:34,275 --> 00:09:36,310 - [grunts] 240 00:09:36,344 --> 00:09:39,655 - [mutters] 241 00:09:39,689 --> 00:09:40,862 - WRONG AGAIN. 242 00:09:40,896 --> 00:09:43,241 - PATRICK. - STOP PEEKING! 243 00:09:43,275 --> 00:09:44,241 HOTTER. 244 00:09:44,275 --> 00:09:45,275 [crash] 245 00:09:45,310 --> 00:09:46,275 COLDER. HOTTER. 246 00:09:46,310 --> 00:09:47,586 [crashing and shattering] 247 00:09:47,620 --> 00:09:48,586 HOT! 248 00:09:48,620 --> 00:09:49,586 COLD. 249 00:09:49,620 --> 00:09:50,586 HOT! 250 00:09:50,620 --> 00:09:51,586 COLD. 251 00:09:51,620 --> 00:09:52,586 HOT! 252 00:09:52,620 --> 00:09:53,586 [rumbling] 253 00:09:53,620 --> 00:09:54,586 COOL. HOT! 254 00:09:54,620 --> 00:09:55,586 [rumbling] 255 00:09:55,620 --> 00:09:57,034 COLD. - PATRICK! 256 00:09:57,068 --> 00:09:59,379 THIS IS RIDIC--ULOUS. 257 00:09:59,413 --> 00:10:02,586 WOW, SQUIDWARD'S REALLY LET THIS PLACE GO. 258 00:10:02,620 --> 00:10:03,586 PATRICK! 259 00:10:03,620 --> 00:10:04,586 - AAH! 260 00:10:04,620 --> 00:10:06,000 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 261 00:10:06,034 --> 00:10:07,586 - I WAS JUST FRESHENING UP. 262 00:10:07,620 --> 00:10:10,586 BUT THESE FANCY FIXTURES ARE TOUCHY. 263 00:10:10,620 --> 00:10:12,586 HOT! RED HOT! 264 00:10:12,620 --> 00:10:15,103 AAH! COLD, COLD, COLD! 265 00:10:15,137 --> 00:10:17,551 - WOULD YOU PLEASE GET BACK IN THE GAME? 266 00:10:17,586 --> 00:10:20,655 - BUT I WANTED TO TRY HIS LOOFAH! 267 00:10:20,689 --> 00:10:24,586 - THOSE BALLS HAVE GOT TO BE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. 268 00:10:24,620 --> 00:10:27,068 OH, PATRICK! 269 00:10:27,103 --> 00:10:28,724 - [snoring] 270 00:10:28,758 --> 00:10:32,206 - UH, LOOK A LITTLE CLOSER, BUDDY. 271 00:10:32,241 --> 00:10:35,586 - [snoring] 272 00:10:35,620 --> 00:10:37,931 - PLAY IT WHERE IT LIES? 273 00:10:37,965 --> 00:10:40,137 - PLAY IT WHERE IT LIES. 274 00:10:40,172 --> 00:10:41,758 - BUT HOW ARE WE GONNA HIT OUR BALLS 275 00:10:41,793 --> 00:10:43,206 BACK TO MY HOUSE FROM HERE? 276 00:10:43,241 --> 00:10:45,758 - ALL IT TAKES IS A LITTLE FINESSE, SPONGEBOB. 277 00:10:45,793 --> 00:10:47,758 ALL IT TAKES IS A LITTLE FINESSE. 278 00:10:47,793 --> 00:10:48,758 [bubbling] 279 00:10:48,793 --> 00:10:50,103 [squeaks] 280 00:10:50,137 --> 00:10:51,172 - OKAY, YOU'RE GOOD TO GO. 281 00:10:51,206 --> 00:10:52,172 - FORE! 282 00:10:52,206 --> 00:10:53,344 [crash] 283 00:10:55,310 --> 00:10:56,275 IT'S ALL YOURS. 284 00:10:59,103 --> 00:11:01,310 - THIS ONE'S FOR ALL THE MARBLES. 285 00:11:01,344 --> 00:11:02,758 - I THOUGHT WE WEREN'T BETTING. 286 00:11:02,793 --> 00:11:05,068 - NO, I MEAN WHOEVER WINS THIS HOLE WINS THE GAME. 287 00:11:05,103 --> 00:11:07,068 - [mumbling] 288 00:11:07,103 --> 00:11:08,344 [no audio] 289 00:11:09,517 --> 00:11:12,517 - [slurred] WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 290 00:11:14,344 --> 00:11:16,275 AAH! 291 00:11:16,310 --> 00:11:17,275 [balls whistling through the air] 292 00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:18,241 [glass shattering] 293 00:11:18,275 --> 00:11:19,275 - MEOW! 294 00:11:19,310 --> 00:11:21,586 both: HOLE IN ONE! 295 00:11:21,620 --> 00:11:22,724 - [sweetly] GOOD MORNING. 296 00:11:22,758 --> 00:11:24,310 - SORRY WE WOKE YOU. 297 00:11:24,344 --> 00:11:27,275 - WHAT? WHAT? 298 00:11:27,310 --> 00:11:29,241 - HEY, SQUIDWARD, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR DENTURES? 299 00:11:29,275 --> 00:11:30,793 [dentures clacking] 300 00:11:30,827 --> 00:11:31,793 [crash] 301 00:11:31,827 --> 00:11:32,862 - GOOD GAME, PAL. 302 00:11:32,896 --> 00:11:34,068 - REMATCH NEXT SATURDAY? 303 00:11:34,103 --> 00:11:36,172 - RAIN OR SHINE, SPONGEBOB. 304 00:11:36,206 --> 00:11:38,931 RAIN OR SHINE. 305 00:11:38,965 --> 00:11:39,931 [rumbling] 306 00:11:39,965 --> 00:11:42,103 [crash] 307 00:11:42,137 --> 00:11:44,827 - GUYS? YOU GUYS? 308 00:11:47,896 --> 00:11:50,862 [upbeat ukulele music] 309 00:11:50,896 --> 00:11:56,068 ♪ 310 00:11:56,103 --> 00:11:57,482 [bubbling] 311 00:11:57,517 --> 00:12:02,000 - [French accent] AH, ZEE FIRST DAY OF SPRING IN BIKINI BOTTOM. 312 00:12:02,034 --> 00:12:04,241 ZEE FLOWERS ARE BLOOMING. 313 00:12:04,275 --> 00:12:08,586 THE RAINBOWS ARE, HOW YOU SAY, BOWING. 314 00:12:08,620 --> 00:12:10,551 ZEE JELLYFISH ARE BUZZING. 315 00:12:10,586 --> 00:12:12,034 [jellyfish buzzing] 316 00:12:12,068 --> 00:12:13,620 [flowers popping] 317 00:12:13,655 --> 00:12:16,758 - AND IT IS TIME FOR ZEE TRADITIONAL... 318 00:12:16,793 --> 00:12:18,931 - SPRING CLEANING! 319 00:12:18,965 --> 00:12:21,655 GUESS WHAT TIME OF YEAR IT IS, GARY. 320 00:12:21,689 --> 00:12:23,034 - MEOW! 321 00:12:23,068 --> 00:12:24,931 - [grunts] 322 00:12:24,965 --> 00:12:28,137 [motor starts] 323 00:12:30,896 --> 00:12:32,758 - ♪ LA DA DA DA DEE 324 00:12:32,793 --> 00:12:34,724 ♪ LA DA DA LA LA LA LA 325 00:12:34,758 --> 00:12:37,137 ♪ LA LA LA WAH 326 00:12:51,689 --> 00:12:52,724 [laughs] 327 00:12:52,758 --> 00:12:53,896 THANKS FOR YOUR HELP, GAR. 328 00:12:53,931 --> 00:12:54,931 - MEOW! 329 00:12:54,965 --> 00:12:59,827 - [whistling a tune] 330 00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:01,517 - HEY, SPONGEBOB. 331 00:13:01,551 --> 00:13:03,758 - HI, PATRICK. HOW'S YOUR SPRING CLEANING GOING? 332 00:13:03,793 --> 00:13:04,965 - [stuttering] SKE-OOH-PAH! 333 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,758 IT'S SPRING CLEANING DAY? 334 00:13:06,793 --> 00:13:08,965 WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME? 335 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,034 [grunts] 336 00:13:11,068 --> 00:13:12,034 [thud] 337 00:13:13,068 --> 00:13:16,655 [clatter and banging] 338 00:13:16,689 --> 00:13:17,689 [gasps] 339 00:13:17,724 --> 00:13:19,000 FOUND IT! 340 00:13:19,034 --> 00:13:21,310 THANKS FOR THE REMINDER, SPONGEBOB. 341 00:13:25,689 --> 00:13:28,482 SEE YOU AGAIN NEXT SPRING! 342 00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:31,655 WHAT YOU GOT IN YOUR TRASHCAN? 343 00:13:33,241 --> 00:13:34,413 [gasps] 344 00:13:34,448 --> 00:13:36,724 YOU'RE THROWING THIS AWAY? 345 00:13:36,758 --> 00:13:40,413 THE WRAPPER FROM THE GUM I GAVE YOU YESTERDAY? 346 00:13:40,448 --> 00:13:41,620 - OH, YEAH. 347 00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:42,724 - [gasps] 348 00:13:42,758 --> 00:13:44,517 SOME PEOPLE JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND 349 00:13:44,551 --> 00:13:46,862 SENTIMENTAL VALUE. 350 00:13:46,896 --> 00:13:48,413 [gasps] 351 00:13:48,448 --> 00:13:52,344 YOU'RE THROWING AWAY PETE? 352 00:13:52,379 --> 00:13:55,689 Y-YOU CAN PART WITH A KEEPSAKE! 353 00:13:55,724 --> 00:13:59,586 THAT'S WHY YOU KEEP THEM, FOR PETE'S SAKE! 354 00:13:59,620 --> 00:14:02,241 HMMPH! WHY, I'M DISGUSTED! 355 00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:06,275 IT'S TIME YOU REEVALUATE YOUR PRIORITIES! 356 00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:12,241 - HMM. MAYBE PATRICK'S RIGHT. 357 00:14:12,275 --> 00:14:14,689 ALL OF THESE THINGS DO HOLD PRECIOUS MEMORIES. 358 00:14:14,724 --> 00:14:16,068 [clank] 359 00:14:16,103 --> 00:14:17,241 [steam hisses] 360 00:14:17,275 --> 00:14:19,310 - OH! NO! 361 00:14:19,344 --> 00:14:21,379 [grunts] 362 00:14:21,413 --> 00:14:22,620 COME BACK HERE! 363 00:14:22,655 --> 00:14:24,655 [grunts] 364 00:14:24,689 --> 00:14:26,655 [gears grind] 365 00:14:26,689 --> 00:14:28,379 [straining] 366 00:14:28,413 --> 00:14:30,448 AH! GOTCHA! 367 00:14:30,482 --> 00:14:33,034 [horn toots] 368 00:14:33,068 --> 00:14:35,655 WELCOME HOME, PRECIOUS MEMORIES. 369 00:14:35,689 --> 00:14:38,655 [popping] 370 00:14:38,689 --> 00:14:40,275 [clank] 371 00:14:40,310 --> 00:14:41,310 [bubbling] 372 00:14:58,241 --> 00:15:01,413 PLASTIC WRAP IS NEAT, HUH, GARY? 373 00:15:01,448 --> 00:15:02,448 - NO. 374 00:15:02,482 --> 00:15:04,137 [bubbling] 375 00:15:04,172 --> 00:15:05,137 [bell dings] 376 00:15:05,172 --> 00:15:06,620 - ORDER UP! 377 00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:08,206 CAREFUL WITH THESE ONES, SQUIDWARD. 378 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,344 THEY'RE SPECIAL. 379 00:15:09,379 --> 00:15:11,620 - OH, DEAR ME. I KNOW. 380 00:15:11,655 --> 00:15:14,344 I HOPE I NEVER FORGET THIS MOMENT. 381 00:15:14,379 --> 00:15:16,448 - [gasps] YOU'RE RIGHT! 382 00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:19,103 I'M GOING TO NEED SOMETHING TO PRESERVE THE MEMORY. 383 00:15:19,137 --> 00:15:20,517 OH, PERFECT. 384 00:15:20,551 --> 00:15:23,034 [scraping] 385 00:15:23,068 --> 00:15:24,896 AH, MEMORIES. 386 00:15:24,931 --> 00:15:27,000 GREASY MEMORIES. 387 00:15:27,034 --> 00:15:28,448 [door bangs] 388 00:15:28,482 --> 00:15:29,827 WHOO-WHEE! 389 00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:31,793 NOTHING LIKE A HARD DAY'S WORK AT THE KRUSTY KRAB, 390 00:15:31,827 --> 00:15:32,793 EH, SQUIDWARD? 391 00:15:32,827 --> 00:15:34,586 WHOO! 392 00:15:39,034 --> 00:15:40,931 - YOU'RE SENTIMENTAL ABOUT YOUR SWEAT? 393 00:15:40,965 --> 00:15:43,551 - AW, THAT'S NOT ALL. 394 00:15:43,586 --> 00:15:45,310 AND I'M ALSO VERY SENTIMENTAL 395 00:15:45,344 --> 00:15:47,275 ABOUT THESE KRUSTY KRAB KEEPSAKES. 396 00:15:47,310 --> 00:15:48,758 SO MANY MEMORIES. 397 00:15:48,793 --> 00:15:51,896 GRILL GREASE, GUM FROM UNDER THE KRUSTY KRAB TABLES, 398 00:15:51,931 --> 00:15:54,758 TODAY'S MOP WATER, BENDY STRAWS, 399 00:15:54,793 --> 00:15:58,482 MAYONNAISE, A COLLECTION OF FRESHLY-USED KETCHUP PACKETS, 400 00:15:58,517 --> 00:16:00,344 AND THESE ARE TODAY'S ORDER TICKETS 401 00:16:00,379 --> 00:16:03,448 WRITTEN BY MY FAVORITE FELLOW EMPLOYEE, SQUIDWARD. 402 00:16:03,482 --> 00:16:05,689 SEE? THIS ONE HAS YOUR TENTACLE PRINT ON IT. 403 00:16:05,724 --> 00:16:08,655 - OKAY, THIS IS GETTING CREEPY NOW. 404 00:16:08,689 --> 00:16:09,793 - OH, WELL, I GUESS I'D BETTER 405 00:16:09,827 --> 00:16:11,620 GET THESE PRECIOUS MEMORIES HOME. 406 00:16:11,655 --> 00:16:13,965 - OFFICIALLY CREEPED OUT NOW. 407 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,137 [bubbling] 408 00:16:15,172 --> 00:16:16,448 - ♪ MEMORIES 409 00:16:16,482 --> 00:16:18,448 ♪ DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO ♪ 410 00:16:18,482 --> 00:16:19,827 ♪ MEMORIES 411 00:16:19,862 --> 00:16:21,655 [grunts] 412 00:16:26,137 --> 00:16:27,103 [Gary straining] 413 00:16:27,137 --> 00:16:28,931 - HI, GARY. 414 00:16:30,275 --> 00:16:33,275 [grunting] 415 00:16:33,310 --> 00:16:35,068 [wagon wheels squeaking] 416 00:16:37,517 --> 00:16:39,724 OOH. 417 00:16:39,758 --> 00:16:41,862 THERE. SAFE AND SOUND. 418 00:16:41,896 --> 00:16:46,724 [rumbling] 419 00:16:46,758 --> 00:16:48,172 - [grunts] 420 00:16:48,206 --> 00:16:49,344 [straining] 421 00:16:49,379 --> 00:16:50,344 [grunts] 422 00:16:50,379 --> 00:16:52,413 WHEW! CLOSED UP TIGHT. 423 00:16:52,448 --> 00:16:53,965 AND YOU SAID IT WOULDN'T FIT. 424 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:54,965 [rumbling] 425 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,103 [grunts] 426 00:16:56,137 --> 00:16:59,172 [Gary articulating indistinctly] 427 00:16:59,206 --> 00:17:00,724 OH, NONSENSE, GARY. 428 00:17:00,758 --> 00:17:02,379 I'LL FIND SOMEWHERE TO PUT EVERYTHING. 429 00:17:02,413 --> 00:17:04,482 LIKE THE FRONT YARD. 430 00:17:07,965 --> 00:17:08,931 [clatter] 431 00:17:08,965 --> 00:17:10,068 [bubbling] 432 00:17:10,103 --> 00:17:13,586 - [snoring and muttering] 433 00:17:13,620 --> 00:17:15,724 [alarm rings] 434 00:17:15,758 --> 00:17:17,448 [yawns] 435 00:17:17,482 --> 00:17:19,413 [smacks lips] 436 00:17:20,413 --> 00:17:22,310 [sighs] 437 00:17:23,758 --> 00:17:24,827 [clatter] 438 00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:27,586 [clatter] 439 00:17:27,620 --> 00:17:28,620 [gasps] 440 00:17:30,655 --> 00:17:36,620 [grunts] 441 00:17:36,655 --> 00:17:37,827 [groaning] 442 00:17:37,862 --> 00:17:38,827 [clang] 443 00:17:38,862 --> 00:17:39,965 [moans] 444 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,275 [pounding] 445 00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:43,344 - ♪ WHO IS IT? 446 00:17:43,379 --> 00:17:45,034 - IT'S SQUIDWARD. 447 00:17:45,068 --> 00:17:46,275 - HOW DO I KNOW IT'S YOU? 448 00:17:46,310 --> 00:17:48,517 - OPEN THE DOOR, NITWIT! 449 00:17:48,551 --> 00:17:51,275 - OH, HI, SQUIDWARD. CAN I HELP YOU? 450 00:17:51,310 --> 00:17:53,137 - YOU CERTAINLY CAN HEL-- 451 00:17:56,517 --> 00:17:59,103 WHY ARE YOU WEARING GARBAGE? 452 00:17:59,137 --> 00:18:01,413 - THANKS FOR NOTICING, SQUIDWARD. 453 00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:02,931 AND MAY I SAY THAT'S A VERY BECOMING DRESS 454 00:18:02,965 --> 00:18:04,413 YOU'REWEARING THIS MORNING. 455 00:18:04,448 --> 00:18:08,344 - DRESS? IT'S NOT A DRESS! IT'S A NIGHTSHIRT! D'OH! 456 00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:10,310 IF YOU DON'T GET RID OF THIS TRASH, 457 00:18:10,344 --> 00:18:14,655 I'M CALLING THE SANITATION POLICE. 458 00:18:14,689 --> 00:18:16,482 - AAH! NOT THE SANITATION POLICE! 459 00:18:16,517 --> 00:18:18,413 EEEHHHH! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! 460 00:18:18,448 --> 00:18:19,931 THESE THINGS AREN'T JUNK! 461 00:18:19,965 --> 00:18:21,413 THEY'RE MY FRIENDS. 462 00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:24,344 LIKE THIS LITTLE GUY, ALFRED THE LIGHT BULB. 463 00:18:24,379 --> 00:18:26,965 OH, WE HAD SOME GREAT TIMES TOGETHER, AL, 464 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,103 READING, PAYING THE BILLS. 465 00:18:29,137 --> 00:18:31,068 WHY IS IT THE ONES WHO GLOW BRIGHTEST 466 00:18:31,103 --> 00:18:32,275 BURN OUT THE SOONEST? 467 00:18:32,310 --> 00:18:33,310 [sniffles] 468 00:18:33,344 --> 00:18:36,724 YOU WILL BE MISSED. 469 00:18:36,758 --> 00:18:38,310 [sniffles] 470 00:18:38,344 --> 00:18:41,206 - TOUCHING. STILL CREEPY, BUT TOUCHING. 471 00:18:41,241 --> 00:18:42,482 TIME TO MAKE A PHONE CALL. 472 00:18:42,517 --> 00:18:43,482 [line ringing] 473 00:18:43,517 --> 00:18:44,482 [bubbling] 474 00:18:44,517 --> 00:18:45,862 [siren] 475 00:18:48,103 --> 00:18:50,068 - SANITATION POLICE! 476 00:18:50,103 --> 00:18:51,517 THIS IS A RAID! 477 00:18:51,551 --> 00:18:54,517 STEP AWAY FROM THE REFUSE! 478 00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:56,551 - THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE HERE, OFFICER. 479 00:18:56,586 --> 00:18:58,896 - IS THIS YOUR FILTHY HOME? 480 00:18:58,931 --> 00:19:00,758 - NO, IT IS NOT MY HOME! 481 00:19:00,793 --> 00:19:04,655 IT BELONGS TO THAT FILTHY LITTLE DIRTBAG! 482 00:19:04,689 --> 00:19:06,172 - HI. 483 00:19:06,206 --> 00:19:09,275 - THANKS FOR THE INFORMATION, CITIZEN! 484 00:19:11,965 --> 00:19:13,965 - HUH. SNITCH. 485 00:19:15,379 --> 00:19:18,586 - DO YOUR DUTY, SERGEANT. 486 00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:25,275 THIS RESIDENCE IS NOW CONDEMNED. 487 00:19:25,310 --> 00:19:27,724 - CONDEMNED? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 488 00:19:27,758 --> 00:19:31,241 - CONDEMNED MEANS THIS HOUSE IS UNFIT TO LIVE IN. 489 00:19:31,275 --> 00:19:33,551 YOU'LL HAVE TO VACATE THE HOME IMMEDIATELY. 490 00:19:33,586 --> 00:19:36,000 - VACATE? YOU MEAN, I HAVE TO MOVE? 491 00:19:36,034 --> 00:19:38,275 - ANYTHING THAT IS A THREAT TO PUBLIC HEALTH 492 00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:40,448 MUST BE CONDEMNED. 493 00:19:40,482 --> 00:19:41,793 [sniffs] 494 00:19:41,827 --> 00:19:43,103 SERGEANT. 495 00:19:45,172 --> 00:19:46,965 - THANK YOU AGAIN, OFFICERS. 496 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,551 - WAIT! PLEASE DON'T CONDEMN MY HOUSE! 497 00:19:49,586 --> 00:19:52,310 - SORRY, SPONGEBOB. THE LAW IS THE LAW. 498 00:19:52,344 --> 00:19:55,793 WE CAN'T JUST PICK AND CHOOSE THE ONES WE FOLLOW. 499 00:19:55,827 --> 00:19:57,965 - I'LL REQUEST A COMMENDATION FOR YOU! 500 00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,068 - REALLY? 501 00:19:59,103 --> 00:20:01,655 - RIGHT AFTER WE CONDEMN YOURHOUSE! 502 00:20:01,689 --> 00:20:03,448 - Y--MY HOUSE? - YES! 503 00:20:03,482 --> 00:20:05,344 IT'S AS FILTHY AS YOUR NEIGHBOR'S. 504 00:20:05,379 --> 00:20:07,724 - BUT ISN'T THERE ANYTHING WE CAN DO? 505 00:20:07,758 --> 00:20:09,724 - YOU CAN VACATE THE PREMISES 506 00:20:09,758 --> 00:20:14,896 OR THROW AWAY YOUR JUNK. 507 00:20:14,931 --> 00:20:16,137 - THROW THEM AWAY? 508 00:20:16,172 --> 00:20:18,689 - THANK YOU FOR THE TIP, MA'AM! 509 00:20:18,724 --> 00:20:19,931 - "MA'AM"? 510 00:20:19,965 --> 00:20:22,103 IT'S A NIGHTSHIRT! 511 00:20:22,137 --> 00:20:23,103 [door slams] 512 00:20:23,137 --> 00:20:26,034 [siren] 513 00:20:26,068 --> 00:20:27,344 [tires squealing] 514 00:20:34,241 --> 00:20:36,862 THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! 515 00:20:36,896 --> 00:20:39,034 YOU HAVE TO GET RID OF YOUR JUNK RIGHT NOW! 516 00:20:39,068 --> 00:20:41,379 - I KNOW. 517 00:20:41,413 --> 00:20:45,000 [crying] 518 00:20:45,034 --> 00:20:48,241 I'M GONNA MISS THEM SO MUCH! 519 00:20:48,275 --> 00:20:51,000 [crying] 520 00:20:51,034 --> 00:20:53,310 - YOU'LL REALLY MISS THEM? 521 00:20:53,344 --> 00:20:56,862 - NO. I'LL BE STRONG. 522 00:20:56,896 --> 00:20:58,586 [crying] 523 00:20:58,620 --> 00:21:02,137 - WELL, MAYBE YOU COULD TAKE PHOTOS OF ALL YOUR JUNK-- 524 00:21:02,172 --> 00:21:05,000 UH, FRIENDS BEFORE YOU TOSS THEM AWAY. 525 00:21:05,034 --> 00:21:07,206 - THAT'S A GREAT IDEA, SQUIDWARD! 526 00:21:07,241 --> 00:21:09,862 THEN, YEARS FROM NOW, I CAN LOOK AT THE PHOTOS 527 00:21:09,896 --> 00:21:11,482 AND REMEMBER MY... 528 00:21:11,517 --> 00:21:14,103 REMEMBER MY PRECIOUS LITTLE BABIES! 529 00:21:14,137 --> 00:21:15,241 - CREEPY. 530 00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:16,275 [bubbling] 531 00:21:16,310 --> 00:21:19,034 - SAY "BARNACLES." 532 00:21:19,068 --> 00:21:21,689 [camera shutter clicking] 533 00:21:21,724 --> 00:21:23,862 THAT'S IT. WORK IT! 534 00:21:23,896 --> 00:21:25,310 [click] 535 00:21:25,344 --> 00:21:27,034 NICE. VERY NICE. 536 00:21:27,068 --> 00:21:28,034 NOW BE ANGRY. 537 00:21:28,068 --> 00:21:29,068 [clicks] 538 00:21:29,103 --> 00:21:30,793 AMAZING. NOW LOOK POUTY. 539 00:21:30,827 --> 00:21:32,655 NOW SMUG. 540 00:21:32,689 --> 00:21:34,241 OH, THAT'S IT. BEAUTIFUL! 541 00:21:34,275 --> 00:21:37,379 [clicks] 542 00:21:37,413 --> 00:21:38,413 [bubbling] 543 00:21:44,068 --> 00:21:45,931 - OH, GOOD GRIEF. 544 00:21:45,965 --> 00:21:48,000 - [sniffles] 545 00:21:50,862 --> 00:21:51,827 [clank] 546 00:21:51,862 --> 00:21:53,551 - [sniffs] 547 00:21:53,586 --> 00:21:55,034 - YOUR PAY, MY GOOD MAN. 548 00:21:57,931 --> 00:21:58,896 - [sniffles] 549 00:21:58,931 --> 00:22:00,931 GOOD-BYE, LITTLE FRIENDS. 550 00:22:00,965 --> 00:22:02,586 HAVE FUN AT THE DUMP. 551 00:22:02,620 --> 00:22:04,241 [engine starts] 552 00:22:07,068 --> 00:22:10,275 - WELL, NOW THAT YOU'VE COMPLETELY RUINED MY DAY, 553 00:22:10,310 --> 00:22:12,758 ONCE AGAIN, I'M GOING BACK TO BED! 554 00:22:12,793 --> 00:22:14,241 - ALL RIGHT. NIGHTY NIGHT! 555 00:22:14,275 --> 00:22:15,586 - IDIOT. 556 00:22:16,655 --> 00:22:19,034 [rumble] 557 00:22:19,068 --> 00:22:21,689 WHAT THE--? 558 00:22:21,724 --> 00:22:25,137 SPONGEBOB, WHY IS MY HOUSE FILLED WITH PHOTOS 559 00:22:25,172 --> 00:22:27,034 OF YOUR DUMB JUNK? 560 00:22:27,068 --> 00:22:28,689 - OH, I FORGOT TO TELL YOU. 561 00:22:28,724 --> 00:22:31,379 I TOOK SO MANY PICTURES, I RAN OUT OF ROOM IN MY HOUSE. 562 00:22:31,413 --> 00:22:37,896 [rumble] 563 00:22:37,931 --> 00:22:39,275 - NICE DRESS. 564 00:22:39,310 --> 00:22:42,310 - IT'S A NIGHTSHIRT! 565 00:22:45,344 --> 00:22:48,310 Captioning byCaptionMax www.captionmax.com 566 00:22:48,344 --> 00:22:51,275 [lilting ukulele music] 567 00:22:51,310 --> 00:22:59,310 ♪ 35072

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