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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:03,654 - ARE YOU READY, KIDS? 2 00:00:03,655 --> 00:00:05,395 All: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN! 3 00:00:05,396 --> 00:00:07,006 - I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 4 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:08,746 All: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN! 5 00:00:08,747 --> 00:00:11,793 - ♪ OHH... 6 00:00:11,794 --> 00:00:14,100 ♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? ♪ 7 00:00:14,101 --> 00:00:16,102 All: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 8 00:00:16,103 --> 00:00:18,191 - ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE ♪ 9 00:00:18,192 --> 00:00:19,757 all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 10 00:00:19,758 --> 00:00:22,195 - ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪ 11 00:00:22,196 --> 00:00:23,848 all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 12 00:00:23,849 --> 00:00:26,155 - ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪ 13 00:00:26,156 --> 00:00:28,070 all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! - READY? 14 00:00:28,071 --> 00:00:30,116 All: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 15 00:00:30,117 --> 00:00:32,031 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 16 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:33,684 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 17 00:00:33,685 --> 00:00:34,990 - SPONGEBOB 18 00:00:34,991 --> 00:00:37,384 SQUAREPANTS! 19 00:00:37,385 --> 00:00:39,690 [laughing] 20 00:00:39,691 --> 00:00:42,084 ♪ 21 00:00:42,085 --> 00:00:43,695 [waves crashing] 22 00:00:45,175 --> 00:00:48,177 [lilting ukulele music] 23 00:00:48,178 --> 00:00:56,099 ♪ 24 00:01:00,016 --> 00:01:01,669 - [slurps] 25 00:01:01,670 --> 00:01:05,934 MAYBE I'LL... PRACTICE MY CLARINET. 26 00:01:05,935 --> 00:01:07,979 AH-HE-HE-HEM. 27 00:01:07,980 --> 00:01:10,678 [playing jazzy tune] 28 00:01:10,679 --> 00:01:13,463 ♪ 29 00:01:13,464 --> 00:01:14,725 - KIND OF SOUNDS LIKE SQUIDWARD'S PRACTICING 30 00:01:14,726 --> 00:01:17,772 HIS CLARINET OVER THERE, DOESN'T IT, GARY? 31 00:01:17,773 --> 00:01:19,948 GARY? 32 00:01:19,949 --> 00:01:22,342 WELL, I CAN'T JUST STAND BY AND LET HIM PRACTICE ALONE. 33 00:01:22,343 --> 00:01:24,126 THEN WHAT KIND OF A FRIEND AND NEIGHBOR WOULD I BE? 34 00:01:24,127 --> 00:01:25,606 NOT THAT KIND THAT I... [metal twangs] 35 00:01:25,607 --> 00:01:27,086 WOULD WANT. 36 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:28,913 [porthole creaks] 37 00:01:28,914 --> 00:01:32,221 [strumming harmoniously] 38 00:01:32,222 --> 00:01:34,093 HI, NEIGHBOR! 39 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:39,794 ♪ 40 00:01:39,795 --> 00:01:41,752 - GRRR! 41 00:01:41,753 --> 00:01:45,234 [playing faster] 42 00:01:45,235 --> 00:01:47,497 ♪ 43 00:01:47,498 --> 00:01:49,412 [blaring high note] 44 00:01:49,413 --> 00:01:51,545 [growls and jabbers] 45 00:01:51,546 --> 00:01:52,763 - SHOULD WE TAKE IT FROM THE TOP? 46 00:01:52,764 --> 00:01:54,069 - THE DAY I WILLINGLY PRACTICE 47 00:01:54,070 --> 00:01:56,245 MY MUSICAL ART WITH YOU 48 00:01:56,246 --> 00:01:58,639 IS THE DAY I GROW HAIR ON MY... 49 00:01:58,640 --> 00:01:59,901 [clapping] 50 00:01:59,902 --> 00:02:03,644 - [chuckles] LIKE, BRAVO, MAN! BRAVO! 51 00:02:03,645 --> 00:02:05,341 - AND WHO MIGHT YOU BE? 52 00:02:05,342 --> 00:02:06,951 - ♪ I'M GLAD YOU ASKED ♪ 53 00:02:06,952 --> 00:02:08,562 ♪ I'LL MAKE IT PERFECTLY CLEAR ♪ 54 00:02:08,563 --> 00:02:11,173 ♪ I'M THE GUY YOU MADE SMILE FROM EAR TO EAR ♪ 55 00:02:11,174 --> 00:02:14,350 ♪ 'CAUSE A SWEET SOUND'S COMING FROM THIS HERE DIRECTION ♪ 56 00:02:14,351 --> 00:02:17,005 ♪ THE ENTIRE OCEAN SHOULD HEAR ♪ 57 00:02:17,006 --> 00:02:19,747 ♪ NOW WHAT I AM PROPOSING TO YOU ♪ 58 00:02:19,748 --> 00:02:22,663 ♪ IS SOMETHING I FEEL IT IS MY DUTY TO DO ♪ 59 00:02:22,664 --> 00:02:25,361 ♪ I'M NOT JUST AN ADMIRER AND PASSER-BY ♪ 60 00:02:25,362 --> 00:02:30,932 ♪ I WANNA BE A CONCERT-PROMOTING MANAGER GUY ♪ 61 00:02:30,933 --> 00:02:33,369 - ♪ ARE YOU SERIOUS? IS THIS A DREAM? ♪ 62 00:02:33,370 --> 00:02:35,023 - ♪ COLONEL CARPER'S THE NAME ♪ 63 00:02:35,024 --> 00:02:36,851 ♪ I THINK WE'D MAKE A GREAT TEAM ♪ 64 00:02:36,852 --> 00:02:39,984 ♪ YOU AND YOUR MUSICAL COMPADRE UP THERE ♪ 65 00:02:39,985 --> 00:02:42,987 ♪ ARE THE NEXT BIG THING, I DO SOLEMNLY SWEAR ♪ 66 00:02:42,988 --> 00:02:46,295 ♪ SO... WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? ♪ 67 00:02:46,296 --> 00:02:48,645 ♪ IT'S HIGH TIDE TIME ♪ 68 00:02:48,646 --> 00:02:52,345 ♪ WE GO ON TOUR 69 00:02:52,346 --> 00:02:53,563 ♪ TOGETHER WE'LL SET SAIL ♪ 70 00:02:53,564 --> 00:02:56,697 ♪ ON A MAGICAL MUSICAL JOURNEY ♪ 71 00:02:56,698 --> 00:02:58,307 [crowd cheers] 72 00:02:58,308 --> 00:03:00,440 ♪ WHERE YOU'LL PLAY FOR AT LEAST A TRILLION ♪ 73 00:03:00,441 --> 00:03:02,311 ♪ AND THAT GUY ON THAT GURNEY ♪ 74 00:03:02,312 --> 00:03:03,573 [bell dings] 75 00:03:03,574 --> 00:03:05,009 [fans scream] - ♪ SCREAMING FANS 76 00:03:05,010 --> 00:03:09,275 ♪ WILL INSISTENTLY CLAP THEIR HANDS FOR MORE ♪ 77 00:03:09,276 --> 00:03:10,928 ♪ AS YOU FLY THROUGH THE AIR ♪ 78 00:03:10,929 --> 00:03:16,456 ♪ DOING YOUR FOURTH ENCORE ♪ 79 00:03:16,457 --> 00:03:18,806 ♪ AND REMEMBER TO BRING YOUR RAKE ♪ 80 00:03:18,807 --> 00:03:20,460 ♪ 'CAUSE NEPTUNE ONLY KNOWS ♪ 81 00:03:20,461 --> 00:03:23,811 ♪ THE MONEY WE'LL MAKE ♪ [cha-ching] 82 00:03:23,812 --> 00:03:25,334 [bang] 83 00:03:25,335 --> 00:03:27,336 - ♪ DID SOMEONE SAY MONEY? 84 00:03:27,337 --> 00:03:28,642 ♪ I COULD SWEAR THAT'S WHAT I HEARD ♪ 85 00:03:28,643 --> 00:03:30,426 ♪ I'VE GOT SUPER SENSITIVE HEARING ♪ 86 00:03:30,427 --> 00:03:32,167 ♪ WHEN IT COMES TO THAT WORD ♪ 87 00:03:32,168 --> 00:03:33,386 - ♪ YES, HE SAID MONEY 88 00:03:33,387 --> 00:03:34,691 ♪ BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY HE SAID ♪ 89 00:03:34,692 --> 00:03:37,564 ♪ FA-A-A-ANS 90 00:03:37,565 --> 00:03:38,522 ♪ AND NOT THE TYPE THAT BLOWS AIR ♪ 91 00:03:38,523 --> 00:03:40,610 ♪ WHEN YOU'RE FEELING TOO HOT ♪ 92 00:03:40,611 --> 00:03:41,872 ♪ THE TYPE THAT WANTS YOUR AUTOGRAPH ♪ 93 00:03:41,873 --> 00:03:43,396 ♪ ON EVERYTHING THEY'VE GOT ♪ 94 00:03:43,397 --> 00:03:44,527 - SIGNATURE, MR. TENTACLES? 95 00:03:44,528 --> 00:03:46,442 - ♪ AND I HEARD THE WORD "TEAM" ♪ 96 00:03:46,443 --> 00:03:49,967 ♪ WHICH IS SPECIAL TO ME 97 00:03:49,968 --> 00:03:51,447 ♪ 'CAUSE THROUGH THE POWER OF MUSIC ♪ 98 00:03:51,448 --> 00:03:52,840 ♪ THERE'S NO WAY WE WON'T GET ♪ 99 00:03:52,841 --> 00:03:54,189 ♪ TO BOND TOGETHER 100 00:03:54,190 --> 00:03:56,060 ♪ IN THIS SPECIAL DUET 101 00:03:56,061 --> 00:03:57,279 both: ♪ SO... 102 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:59,716 ♪ WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? 103 00:03:59,717 --> 00:04:02,241 ♪ IT'S HIGH TIDE TIME ♪ 104 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:05,418 ♪ WE WENT ON TOUR 105 00:04:05,419 --> 00:04:07,420 - UH, EXCUSE ME. 106 00:04:07,421 --> 00:04:08,725 IS THERE ANY WAY I COULD DO THIS TOUR 107 00:04:08,726 --> 00:04:10,205 AS A SOLOIST? 108 00:04:10,206 --> 00:04:12,555 - HMM, LET ME THINK ABOUT THAT FOR A SECOND. 109 00:04:12,556 --> 00:04:13,991 NONE... 110 00:04:13,992 --> 00:04:16,907 [falsetto] ♪ WHATSOEVER 111 00:04:16,908 --> 00:04:19,867 ♪ THE TOUR MUST CONSIST... AND I DO PERSIST ♪ 112 00:04:19,868 --> 00:04:22,609 ♪ OF THE TALL ONE WITH HALITOSIS ♪ 113 00:04:22,610 --> 00:04:25,351 ♪ AND THE SQUARE ONE WITH THE TALENTED WRIST ♪ 114 00:04:25,352 --> 00:04:27,962 - ♪ A DREAM WRAPPED IN PAIN 115 00:04:27,963 --> 00:04:31,270 ♪ I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO SMILE OR POUT ♪ 116 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:34,360 - ♪ EXCUSE ME, COLONEL 117 00:04:34,361 --> 00:04:36,840 ♪ I'LL BE TAKING OVER FROM HERE ON OUT ♪ 118 00:04:36,841 --> 00:04:38,015 - ♪ BUT IT WAS I WHO DISCOVERED ♪ 119 00:04:38,016 --> 00:04:40,583 ♪ THIS SOON-TO-BE-FAMOUS PAIR ♪ 120 00:04:40,584 --> 00:04:42,324 ♪ AND I'M THE ONE WHO KNOWS ♪ 121 00:04:42,325 --> 00:04:44,761 ♪ WHAT IT TAKES TO GET THEM THERE ♪ 122 00:04:44,762 --> 00:04:46,546 ♪ YOU'LL NEED A TOUR BUS, VENUES ♪ 123 00:04:46,547 --> 00:04:47,895 ♪ GOTTA BUILD A BUZZ 124 00:04:47,896 --> 00:04:50,245 ♪ YOU NEED EQUIPMENT AND ROADIES TOO ♪ 125 00:04:50,246 --> 00:04:52,203 ♪ I'M THE EXPERT OF ALL THINGS ♪ 126 00:04:52,204 --> 00:04:53,509 ♪ CONCERT-PROMOTIONALLY SPEAKING ♪ 127 00:04:53,510 --> 00:04:54,902 ♪ YOU HAVE NO INKLING 128 00:04:54,903 --> 00:04:56,295 ♪ YOU HAVE NO CLUE 129 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:58,819 [whirring] 130 00:04:58,820 --> 00:05:01,082 - ♪ THANKS FOR ALL THE GREAT TIPS ♪ 131 00:05:01,083 --> 00:05:03,345 ♪ I THINK YOU SHOULD BE ON YOUR WAY ♪ 132 00:05:03,346 --> 00:05:05,347 ♪ GOOD-BYE 133 00:05:05,348 --> 00:05:07,915 ♪ GOOD LUCK HAVE A NICE DAY ♪ 134 00:05:07,916 --> 00:05:09,308 ♪ SO... 135 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:12,398 ♪ WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? 136 00:05:12,399 --> 00:05:14,313 ♪ IT'S HIGH TIDE TIME ♪ 137 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:17,316 ♪ WE WENT ON TOUR! 138 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:19,622 UP AND AT 'EM, BOYS. 139 00:05:19,623 --> 00:05:22,190 WE GOT A TOUR TO PUT ON. 140 00:05:22,191 --> 00:05:24,801 - [grunting] 141 00:05:24,802 --> 00:05:27,978 WHEW! CHANGING THE OIL IN THE SCHOOL BUSMOBILE 142 00:05:27,979 --> 00:05:30,067 SURE IS A PAIN IN THE... [engine rumbles] 143 00:05:30,068 --> 00:05:33,984 WHAT THE... 144 00:05:33,985 --> 00:05:35,159 STOP! 145 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:37,684 THIEF! 146 00:05:37,685 --> 00:05:38,772 [tires screech] 147 00:05:38,773 --> 00:05:42,036 - MORNING, SQUIDWARD. 148 00:05:42,037 --> 00:05:44,430 [grunts] 149 00:05:44,431 --> 00:05:46,519 TOUR BUS, SOUND EQUIPMENT... CHECK. 150 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:48,825 ALL I NEED NOW IS A... 151 00:05:48,826 --> 00:05:50,436 "ROADIE". 152 00:05:50,437 --> 00:05:52,220 NOW, WHERE IN NEPTUNE'S NET AM I EVER GONNA FIND A... 153 00:05:52,221 --> 00:05:53,526 [clatter] 154 00:05:53,527 --> 00:05:54,614 - SOMEBODY LEFT THIS THING 155 00:05:54,615 --> 00:05:56,442 LAYING AROUND THE PARKING LOT. 156 00:05:56,443 --> 00:05:59,532 - ROADIE... CHECK. 157 00:05:59,533 --> 00:06:01,621 [heavy metal music playing] 158 00:06:01,622 --> 00:06:03,710 HERE WE ARE, BOYS... OUR FIRST GIG. 159 00:06:03,711 --> 00:06:06,016 ALL THOSE PEOPLE ARE LINED UP 160 00:06:06,017 --> 00:06:07,888 TO SEE YOU. 161 00:06:07,889 --> 00:06:09,890 - SOUNDS LIKE A LOAD OF HOOEY. 162 00:06:09,891 --> 00:06:14,373 - ALL RIGHT, ROADIE. START UNLOADING THE HOOEY. 163 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:16,157 - UH, MR. KRABS, WHERE DO I PUT THIS? 164 00:06:16,158 --> 00:06:18,029 - ANYWHERE'S FINE. - THEN WHAT ABOUT THIS? 165 00:06:20,292 --> 00:06:21,554 - HEY, LOOK, IT'S NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH! 166 00:06:21,555 --> 00:06:25,209 [crowd cheering and shouting] 167 00:06:25,210 --> 00:06:26,515 - HI, GUYS! 168 00:06:26,516 --> 00:06:28,561 - WELL, WELL, WELL. 169 00:06:28,562 --> 00:06:31,259 IF IT ISN'T THAT GUY WHO STOLE MY BAND. 170 00:06:31,260 --> 00:06:34,567 I HOPE YOU AREN'T HERE TO STEAL THIS BAND TOO, 171 00:06:34,568 --> 00:06:37,308 BECAUSE THIS TIME AROUND, I'LL BE READY FOR YA. 172 00:06:37,309 --> 00:06:40,181 - WELL, THAT'S VERY INTERESTING, COLONEL CARPER. 173 00:06:40,182 --> 00:06:44,446 BUT RIGHT NOW, MY BAND AND I ARE ON A WORLD TOUR, 174 00:06:44,447 --> 00:06:47,362 AND TONIGHT, WE'RE OPENING FOR NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH. 175 00:06:47,363 --> 00:06:50,757 - [laughing] 176 00:06:50,758 --> 00:06:51,975 - [chuckles] YEAH, WHA... 177 00:06:51,976 --> 00:06:53,107 UH, WHAT'S SO FUNNY? 178 00:06:53,108 --> 00:06:54,587 - YOU ARE! 179 00:06:54,588 --> 00:06:57,154 AND THE FACT THAT YOU THINK YOU HAVE ANY IDEA 180 00:06:57,155 --> 00:07:00,201 WHAT IT TAKES TO PUT ON A MUSICAL TOUR. 181 00:07:00,202 --> 00:07:03,030 - WE HAVE A TOUR BUS, SOUND EQUIPMENT, 182 00:07:03,031 --> 00:07:04,510 A ROADIE... 183 00:07:04,511 --> 00:07:07,164 - YOU CALL THAT A TOUR BUS? 184 00:07:07,165 --> 00:07:10,037 YOU CALL THIS SOUND EQUIPMENT? 185 00:07:10,038 --> 00:07:12,431 THAT'S NOT A ROADIE. THESE ARE ROADIES. 186 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:13,693 - [screams] 187 00:07:13,694 --> 00:07:15,216 - I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. 188 00:07:15,217 --> 00:07:17,000 I'LL LET YOU OPEN FOR NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH 189 00:07:17,001 --> 00:07:18,611 ON ONE CONDITION: 190 00:07:18,612 --> 00:07:21,483 MY ROADIES GET TO SABOTAGE YOUR SOUND EQUIPMENT 191 00:07:21,484 --> 00:07:24,007 AND HAVE IT BLOW UP DURING YOUR SOUND CHECK. 192 00:07:24,008 --> 00:07:25,922 - WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT'S THAT GONNA COST ME? 193 00:07:25,923 --> 00:07:27,968 - OH, THAT'LL BE FREE. 194 00:07:27,969 --> 00:07:30,144 - DEAL. 195 00:07:30,145 --> 00:07:32,407 OKAY, MR. SQUIDWARD. TAKE IT FROM THE TOP. 196 00:07:32,408 --> 00:07:33,843 [jazzy clarinet music] 197 00:07:33,844 --> 00:07:35,758 [boom] 198 00:07:35,759 --> 00:07:37,107 DOGGONE IT. 199 00:07:37,108 --> 00:07:38,805 - [cackling] 200 00:07:38,806 --> 00:07:41,547 NOW YOU DON'T HAVE ANY SOUND EQUIPMENT, 201 00:07:41,548 --> 00:07:45,507 UNLIKE ME, WHO HAS THIS ENTIRE WALL OF SPEAKERS 202 00:07:45,508 --> 00:07:47,204 YOU SEE RIGHT BEHIND ME. 203 00:07:47,205 --> 00:07:49,380 [cackles] 204 00:07:49,381 --> 00:07:53,167 NOW YOUR WHOLE TOUR IS RUINED! 205 00:07:53,168 --> 00:07:55,735 [laughing] 206 00:07:55,736 --> 00:07:58,302 SERIOUSLY, I CAN'T... I CAN'T TAKE IT. 207 00:07:58,303 --> 00:07:59,521 IT'S TOO MUCH. 208 00:07:59,522 --> 00:08:01,436 [giggling] 209 00:08:01,437 --> 00:08:04,352 - IT SURE WAS NICE OF THAT COLONEL CARPER GUY 210 00:08:04,353 --> 00:08:06,833 TO LET US BORROW HIS ENTIRE WALL OF SOUND EQUIPMENT, 211 00:08:06,834 --> 00:08:08,095 WASN'T IT, MR. KRABS? 212 00:08:08,096 --> 00:08:10,967 - WELL, HERE WE ARE... OUR NEXT GIG. 213 00:08:10,968 --> 00:08:13,709 - WE'RE PERFORMING AT A SUPERMARKET? 214 00:08:13,710 --> 00:08:15,929 DRIVER, TURN THIS BUS AROUND. 215 00:08:15,930 --> 00:08:17,583 THE TOUR IS CANCELLED. 216 00:08:17,584 --> 00:08:19,846 HEAD STRAIGHT BACK TO THE KRUSTY KRAB. 217 00:08:19,847 --> 00:08:22,718 - SORRY, SQUIDWARD, BUT THAT IS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE. 218 00:08:22,719 --> 00:08:23,850 - WHAT? 219 00:08:23,851 --> 00:08:25,373 - BECAUSE IT'S NOT THERE ANYMORE. 220 00:08:25,374 --> 00:08:26,809 - THE KRUSTY KRAB'S NOT THERE ANYMORE? 221 00:08:26,810 --> 00:08:27,984 WHERE'D IT GO? 222 00:08:27,985 --> 00:08:29,420 - I PAWNED IT TO RAISE THE CASH 223 00:08:29,421 --> 00:08:31,161 FOR THE CONCERT TOUR. 224 00:08:31,162 --> 00:08:32,467 - YOU DID WHAT?! 225 00:08:32,468 --> 00:08:34,295 - YEAH, HARD TO BELIEVE, I KNOW. 226 00:08:34,296 --> 00:08:36,384 ME HEART ACHES WHEN I THINK OF ME OLD GIRL, 227 00:08:36,385 --> 00:08:37,907 COLD AND LONELY, 228 00:08:37,908 --> 00:08:39,866 JUST SITTING IN THE FRONT WINDOW OF THAT DIRTY PAWN SHOP, 229 00:08:39,867 --> 00:08:41,476 AT THE MERCY OF ANY RANDOM JOE 230 00:08:41,477 --> 00:08:42,825 WHO JUST HAPPENS BY. 231 00:08:42,826 --> 00:08:44,218 - [whistling happily] 232 00:08:44,219 --> 00:08:45,219 [gasps] 233 00:08:45,220 --> 00:08:47,047 HOPPIN' HAMBURGER STANDS! 234 00:08:47,048 --> 00:08:48,744 I GOTTA GO HOME AND GET MY WALLET. 235 00:08:48,745 --> 00:08:50,616 - IT'S NOT EVEN MY RESTAURANT, 236 00:08:50,617 --> 00:08:53,096 AND SOMEHOW I REGRET THAT DECISION. 237 00:08:53,097 --> 00:08:55,751 - HEY, NOW, QUIT YOUR WORRYING BACK THERE. 238 00:08:55,752 --> 00:08:57,405 WITH THE SUCCESS WE'RE ABOUT TO HAVE, 239 00:08:57,406 --> 00:09:01,191 WE'LL BE ABLE TO BUY TEN KRUSTY KRABS. 240 00:09:01,192 --> 00:09:03,019 - A-ONE, AND A-TWO, 241 00:09:03,020 --> 00:09:04,673 AND A-ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR. 242 00:09:04,674 --> 00:09:06,980 [cheerful tune] 243 00:09:06,981 --> 00:09:09,025 [cash register ringing] 244 00:09:09,026 --> 00:09:12,289 ♪ 245 00:09:12,290 --> 00:09:13,769 [nuts rattling] 246 00:09:13,770 --> 00:09:17,294 ♪ 247 00:09:17,295 --> 00:09:19,340 [cans clanking] 248 00:09:19,341 --> 00:09:21,821 [carts clattering] 249 00:09:21,822 --> 00:09:29,698 ♪ 250 00:09:29,699 --> 00:09:31,614 [chips scraping rhythmically] 251 00:09:39,143 --> 00:09:40,840 [chips crunching rhythmically] 252 00:09:40,841 --> 00:09:42,668 [corn popping] 253 00:09:42,669 --> 00:09:46,193 [bread making accordion sounds] 254 00:09:46,194 --> 00:09:47,935 [pretzel whistling] 255 00:10:00,469 --> 00:10:03,472 [song ends, pretzel whistling continues] 256 00:10:06,867 --> 00:10:10,739 - THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 257 00:10:10,740 --> 00:10:12,654 OH, COME ON! NOTHING? 258 00:10:12,655 --> 00:10:14,700 - WHAT A HAPPY CELEBRATION. 259 00:10:14,701 --> 00:10:17,311 - I MOST CERTAINLY AGREE. 260 00:10:17,312 --> 00:10:18,921 - WHY, THANK YOU, 261 00:10:18,922 --> 00:10:20,662 MR. SUPERMARKET MANAGER. 262 00:10:20,663 --> 00:10:21,881 - HERE YOU GO. 263 00:10:21,882 --> 00:10:23,273 - WHAT'S THIS? OUR PAYCHECK? 264 00:10:23,274 --> 00:10:26,625 - NO, IT'S A BILL. - WHAT? 265 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,627 - YOU'RE KIDDING ME, RIGHT? 266 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:30,846 WE'RE PERFORMING AT A RETIREMENT HOME? 267 00:10:30,847 --> 00:10:32,718 - OH, DON'T WORRY, SQUIDWARD. 268 00:10:32,719 --> 00:10:34,763 THESE GEEZERS REALLY KNOW HOW TO PARTY. 269 00:10:34,764 --> 00:10:37,592 - OH, YEAH, THEY'VE GOT ONE FOOT IN THE RAVE. 270 00:10:37,593 --> 00:10:39,333 HA. HA, HA. 271 00:10:39,334 --> 00:10:40,464 REAPER JOKES. 272 00:10:40,465 --> 00:10:42,076 [wheels squeaking] 273 00:10:55,524 --> 00:10:58,047 TWO, THREE, FOUR, AN... 274 00:10:58,048 --> 00:11:01,572 [squeaking continues] 275 00:11:01,573 --> 00:11:03,836 TWO, THREE, FOUR. 276 00:11:03,837 --> 00:11:05,141 [cheerful tune] 277 00:11:05,142 --> 00:11:07,056 - TOO LOUD! 278 00:11:07,057 --> 00:11:09,711 YOU'RE PLAYING TOO LOUD! 279 00:11:09,712 --> 00:11:11,452 - SORRY, SIR. 280 00:11:11,453 --> 00:11:13,759 - [quietly] OKAY, TWO, THREE, FOUR. 281 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:16,892 [soft cheerful tune] 282 00:11:16,893 --> 00:11:19,112 - TOO LOUD! STILL TOO LOUD! 283 00:11:19,113 --> 00:11:20,635 [very soft] 284 00:11:20,636 --> 00:11:23,552 STILL TOO LOUD! 285 00:11:27,251 --> 00:11:31,777 TOO LOUD! 286 00:11:31,778 --> 00:11:36,303 IT'S TOO LOUD! 287 00:11:36,304 --> 00:11:38,566 TOO LOUD! 288 00:11:38,567 --> 00:11:41,656 - SUPERMARKET OPENINGS, RETIREMENT HOMES... 289 00:11:41,657 --> 00:11:44,528 WHAT'S NEXT, A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY? 290 00:11:44,529 --> 00:11:47,531 [light carousel music] 291 00:11:47,532 --> 00:11:48,837 ♪ 292 00:11:48,838 --> 00:11:51,884 [kids shouting and laughing] 293 00:11:51,885 --> 00:11:54,016 THIS IS OUR WORST GIG YET. 294 00:11:54,017 --> 00:11:55,583 CHILDREN'S PARTIES! 295 00:11:55,584 --> 00:11:59,282 WELL, IF THIS IS THE WAY THIS TOUR IS BEING ORGANIZED, 296 00:11:59,283 --> 00:12:00,544 THEN I WOULD LIKE T... 297 00:12:00,545 --> 00:12:03,809 [poink] YEEOOOOOW! 298 00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:06,551 I AM NOT A DONKEY FISH! 299 00:12:10,773 --> 00:12:12,469 - MR. KRABS, HOW MUCH FARTHER IS IT 300 00:12:12,470 --> 00:12:14,123 TO THE NEXT TOWN? 301 00:12:14,124 --> 00:12:16,778 - UH, NOT TOO MUCH FARTHER, SQUIDWARD. 302 00:12:16,779 --> 00:12:19,825 OH, IN FACT, WE'RE JUST ENTERING IT NOW. 303 00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:21,348 [tires screech] 304 00:12:21,349 --> 00:12:23,611 - WELL, IF THIS CONCERT IS ANYWHERE NEAR AS TERRIBLE 305 00:12:23,612 --> 00:12:25,047 AS THE OTHER ONES, 306 00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:28,137 THEN IT'S GOING TO BE MY LAST. 307 00:12:28,138 --> 00:12:29,269 WHAT THE... 308 00:12:29,270 --> 00:12:31,271 ELECTRONICS OUTHOUSE? 309 00:12:31,272 --> 00:12:32,272 GOOD-BYE. 310 00:12:36,059 --> 00:12:37,625 - THIS AIN'T OUR NEXT CONCERT. 311 00:12:37,626 --> 00:12:39,496 - WELL, THEN, WHERE IS IT? 312 00:12:39,497 --> 00:12:41,890 - IT'S, UH, UH, UM... 313 00:12:41,891 --> 00:12:46,939 [crowd chattering] 314 00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:50,159 WELL, IT'S RIGHT OVER THERE, OBVIOUSLY. 315 00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:53,206 [tires screech] 316 00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:54,642 I'LL JUST LEAVE THE THREE OF YOU RIGHT HERE 317 00:12:54,643 --> 00:12:56,339 TO GET SET UP. 318 00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:58,472 I GOT SOME IMPORTANT TOUR MANAGER BUSINESS 319 00:12:58,473 --> 00:12:59,473 TO ATTEND TO, YOU KNOW. 320 00:12:59,474 --> 00:13:01,301 - HOLD IT. 321 00:13:01,302 --> 00:13:03,565 THIS BETTER NOT BE ONE OF YOUR TRICKS, MR. KRABS. 322 00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:09,788 [tires screech] 323 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:12,226 - [whistling cheerfully] 324 00:13:18,188 --> 00:13:19,623 [heavy metal music playing] 325 00:13:19,624 --> 00:13:21,234 - HEY, LOOK, MAN. 326 00:13:21,235 --> 00:13:24,759 "NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH, NEXT TURN." 327 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:27,893 - WHOA. IT'S LIKE A SIGN FROM... 328 00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:30,810 A SIGN, MAN. 329 00:13:33,290 --> 00:13:34,856 WOW. 330 00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:37,598 WE HAVE REALLY MOVED DOWN IN THE WORLD. 331 00:13:37,599 --> 00:13:39,948 [cheers and applause] 332 00:13:39,949 --> 00:13:41,428 [ukulele string tuning] 333 00:13:41,429 --> 00:13:43,125 - ISN'T THIS THE MOST EXCITING EXPERIENCE 334 00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:44,866 OF YOUR ENTIRE LIFE, SQUIDWARD? 335 00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:47,738 - YEAH, I NEVER THOUGHT I'D GET TO PERFORM 336 00:13:47,739 --> 00:13:49,697 FOR SO MANY FANS. 337 00:13:49,698 --> 00:13:51,917 - OH? ARE THERE PEOPLE SHOWING UP? 338 00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:54,876 - ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT? 339 00:13:54,877 --> 00:13:57,270 - [crowd chanting] NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH! 340 00:13:57,271 --> 00:13:59,446 NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH! NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH! 341 00:13:59,447 --> 00:14:03,145 - AH, JUST SOAK THAT IN, SQUIDDY, OLD BOY. 342 00:14:03,146 --> 00:14:04,886 IT'S PRETTY INVIGORATING, ISN'T IT? 343 00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:06,496 WAIT A MINUTE. 344 00:14:06,497 --> 00:14:09,804 WHY ARE THEY CHANTING, "NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH"? 345 00:14:09,805 --> 00:14:11,893 - NO, CAN'T YOU HEAR THEM, SQUIDWARD? 346 00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:13,939 THEY'RE SAYING, "SQUID-WARD AND SPONGE-BOB, 347 00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,505 SQUID-WARD AND SPONGE-BOB!" 348 00:14:15,506 --> 00:14:16,811 - [crowd chanting] NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH! 349 00:14:16,812 --> 00:14:18,030 - SQUID-WARD AND SPONGE-BOB. 350 00:14:18,031 --> 00:14:19,640 [crowd stops chanting] SQUID-WARD AND... 351 00:14:19,641 --> 00:14:21,555 [reverb] 352 00:14:21,556 --> 00:14:23,687 - THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH. 353 00:14:23,688 --> 00:14:26,429 [all booing] 354 00:14:26,430 --> 00:14:28,518 - WAIT, I KNOW WHAT YOU CAME HERE FOR. 355 00:14:28,519 --> 00:14:31,521 [cheerful tune] 356 00:14:31,522 --> 00:14:33,610 ♪ 357 00:14:33,611 --> 00:14:34,916 WELL? 358 00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:36,918 - CHASE 'EM OFF STAGE! 359 00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:39,181 [crowd roars] - UH-OH. 360 00:14:39,182 --> 00:14:41,140 [crowd growling and shouting] 361 00:14:41,141 --> 00:14:48,234 [heavy metal music] - ♪ OHHH 362 00:14:48,235 --> 00:14:49,713 - 'SCUSE ME, COULD ONE OF YOU 363 00:14:49,714 --> 00:14:51,237 SHOW ME HOW TO USE THIS MULTI-METER? 364 00:14:51,238 --> 00:14:53,456 - UH, HE PROBABLY CAN. 365 00:14:53,457 --> 00:14:58,505 - THANKS. 366 00:14:58,506 --> 00:15:00,550 - MR. KRABS! 367 00:15:00,551 --> 00:15:02,074 - DO I KNOW YOU? 368 00:15:02,075 --> 00:15:04,380 - COLONEL CARPER! 369 00:15:04,381 --> 00:15:05,904 - WERE WE IN THE NAVY TOGETHER? 370 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,949 - NO, WE WERE NOT. 371 00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:09,168 - WHEW. THAT'S GOOD, 'CAUSE FOR A SECOND THERE, 372 00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:10,386 I THOUGHT THAT MAYBE... 373 00:15:10,387 --> 00:15:12,823 - YOUR SHENANIGANS, SIR, 374 00:15:12,824 --> 00:15:14,869 ARE AT AN END! 375 00:15:14,870 --> 00:15:16,827 OH, YES! 376 00:15:16,828 --> 00:15:19,918 AND YOU WILL BE RECEIVING A FRIENDLY LITTLE PHONE CALL 377 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,615 FROM MY ATTORNEY, 378 00:15:21,616 --> 00:15:25,011 BECAUSE I AM SUING YOU FOR EVERY LAST DIME. 379 00:15:27,404 --> 00:15:28,622 - WAIT A MINUTE! 380 00:15:28,623 --> 00:15:29,666 WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING 381 00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:31,016 WITH YOUR OWN EQUIPMENT? 382 00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:31,843 - HEY, THANKS AGAIN, FELLAS. 383 00:15:31,844 --> 00:15:33,453 HUH. NICE GUYS LIKE THEM 384 00:15:33,454 --> 00:15:36,021 DON'T COME AROUND MUCH THESE DAYS. 385 00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:40,503 THEY EVEN REDECORATED THE TOUR BUSMOBILE FOR US. 386 00:15:40,504 --> 00:15:41,548 - MR. KRABS! 387 00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:42,984 - HOW'D THE SHOW GO, BOY? 388 00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:44,551 - OH, THE CROWD WENT WILD, SIR. 389 00:15:44,552 --> 00:15:46,945 - IN FACT, THEY'RE STILL GOING WILD. 390 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,685 [crowd growling and shouting] 391 00:15:48,686 --> 00:15:51,427 - QUICK, ON THE BUS! 392 00:15:51,428 --> 00:15:52,994 [footsteps thunder] 393 00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:56,476 - WELL, THAT WASN'T A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME. 394 00:15:56,477 --> 00:15:58,391 OH, NO, WAIT. IT WAS. 395 00:15:58,392 --> 00:16:00,045 - [sniffling] 396 00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:02,830 NOW I'LL NEVER GET ME OLD KRUSTY KRAB 397 00:16:02,831 --> 00:16:03,874 OUT OF HOCK. 398 00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:06,138 [sobbing] 399 00:16:06,139 --> 00:16:07,226 - MR. KRABS! 400 00:16:07,227 --> 00:16:08,444 [tires screeching] 401 00:16:08,445 --> 00:16:11,795 [all screaming] 402 00:16:11,796 --> 00:16:13,711 [crash] 403 00:16:18,325 --> 00:16:19,629 - GOOD NEWS, BOYS. 404 00:16:19,630 --> 00:16:23,764 WE ONLY SUSTAINED A FLAT TIRE. 405 00:16:23,765 --> 00:16:24,895 PATRICK, GO GET THE SPARE, LAD. 406 00:16:24,896 --> 00:16:26,767 - UH... OH. 407 00:16:26,768 --> 00:16:28,290 YEAH, I CAN'T. 408 00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:29,813 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU CAN'T? 409 00:16:29,814 --> 00:16:30,989 - WELL, UH... - NO, NO, WAIT. 410 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,120 LET ME GUESS. 411 00:16:32,121 --> 00:16:34,514 YOU ATE THE SPARE TIRE. 412 00:16:34,515 --> 00:16:36,777 - WOW. YOU'RE GOOD AT GUESSING. 413 00:16:36,778 --> 00:16:38,735 - PATRICK, WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST ASK ME? 414 00:16:38,736 --> 00:16:40,868 YOU KNOW I ALWAYS BRING SOME TINY SNACK-SIZE TIRES 415 00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:42,652 FOR IN BETWEEN MEALS. 416 00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:45,481 YOU KNOW, I'M KIND OF HUNGRY NOW, ACTUALLY. 417 00:16:45,482 --> 00:16:47,179 MM. SQUIDWARD? 418 00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:48,702 [gulp] THEY'RE FAT-FREE. 419 00:16:48,703 --> 00:16:51,444 - MR. KRABS, I'D LIKE SOME MONEY FOR CAB FARE. 420 00:16:51,445 --> 00:16:53,054 - BUT, MR. SQUIDWARD... - BUT NOTHING. 421 00:16:53,055 --> 00:16:54,316 I'M GOING HOME. 422 00:16:54,317 --> 00:16:56,144 NOW PUT SOME CASH IN MY HAND SO I... 423 00:16:56,145 --> 00:16:57,232 - [wailing] 424 00:16:57,233 --> 00:17:00,148 BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY LEFT! 425 00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:02,063 NOT EVEN A NICKEL! 426 00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:04,239 IT'S ALL GONE! 427 00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:07,199 THE KRUSTY KRAB IS GONE! 428 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:08,200 - FORGET IT. 429 00:17:08,201 --> 00:17:09,462 I'LL JUST WALK. 430 00:17:09,463 --> 00:17:10,637 - [sobbing] - WAIT, SQUIDWARD. 431 00:17:10,638 --> 00:17:11,638 SQUIDWARD! 432 00:17:11,639 --> 00:17:13,205 YOU CAN'T GO. PLEASE. 433 00:17:13,206 --> 00:17:14,380 DON'T YOU SEE? 434 00:17:14,381 --> 00:17:16,251 THE KRUSTY KRAB NEEDS US MORE THAN EVER. 435 00:17:16,252 --> 00:17:18,471 - I COULD CARE LESS WHAT THE KRUSTY KRAB NEEDS. 436 00:17:18,472 --> 00:17:20,603 NOW GET OUT OF MY WAY. 437 00:17:20,604 --> 00:17:22,649 OW. OW. 438 00:17:22,650 --> 00:17:23,737 OWWWW! 439 00:17:23,738 --> 00:17:25,043 OW. 440 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,392 - SQUIDWARD, ARE YOU OKAY? 441 00:17:26,393 --> 00:17:28,611 - GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME. 442 00:17:28,612 --> 00:17:31,311 AGH! OOF! DAAAAH! 443 00:17:34,183 --> 00:17:36,794 - SQUIDWARD... - DON'T. 444 00:17:41,756 --> 00:17:44,845 [sad tune] 445 00:17:44,846 --> 00:17:46,368 - ♪ SQUIDWARD 446 00:17:46,369 --> 00:17:49,067 ♪ YOU MUST LOOK INWARD 447 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,808 ♪ AND THEN I'M SURE THAT YOU WILL SEE ♪ 448 00:17:51,809 --> 00:17:56,074 ♪ WHAT AN AWESOME BAND WE STILL COULD BE ♪ 449 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,901 ♪ PLEASE, OH, PLEASE 450 00:17:57,902 --> 00:17:59,816 ♪ DON'T QUIT ON US NOW ♪ 451 00:17:59,817 --> 00:18:01,731 ♪ I CANNOT ALLOW THIS TO BE OUR LAST BOW ♪ 452 00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:03,385 ♪ NOW NOW NOW, NO NO NO ♪ 453 00:18:03,386 --> 00:18:04,821 ♪ NAY NAY NAY, NA NA NA ♪ 454 00:18:04,822 --> 00:18:07,215 ♪ NE-NE-NEVER GIVE UP 455 00:18:07,216 --> 00:18:09,522 ♪ DON'T EVER GIVE UP ♪ 456 00:18:09,523 --> 00:18:12,177 ♪ WE CAN'T LET MR. KRABS GO BANKRUPT ♪ 457 00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:13,743 ♪ WE MUST KEEP BUSY 458 00:18:13,744 --> 00:18:18,139 ♪ NEVER GIVING U-UUUP 459 00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:20,402 - ♪ HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS PLAN ♪ 460 00:18:20,403 --> 00:18:23,057 ♪ WAS A FAILURE FROM THE START? ♪ 461 00:18:23,058 --> 00:18:25,233 ♪ BEING AROUND SPONGEBOB 462 00:18:25,234 --> 00:18:27,714 ♪ IS BAD FOR MY HEART 463 00:18:27,715 --> 00:18:31,239 ♪ AND THAT'S NOT EVEN THE WORST PART ♪ 464 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:34,112 ♪ SUPERMARKETS, RETIREMENT HOMES ♪ 465 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,636 ♪ BIRTHDAY PARTIES FOR KIDS 466 00:18:36,637 --> 00:18:39,987 ♪ MY CAREER IN MUSIC REALLY FEELS ♪ 467 00:18:39,988 --> 00:18:42,859 ♪ LIKE IT HAS HIT THE SKIDS ♪ 468 00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:44,034 ♪ I GIVE UP 469 00:18:44,035 --> 00:18:44,819 ♪ THERE IS NO POINT 470 00:18:44,820 --> 00:18:46,472 ♪ I GIVE UP 471 00:18:46,473 --> 00:18:48,952 ♪ MR. KRABS WILL HAVE TO GO BANKRUPT ♪ 472 00:18:48,953 --> 00:18:50,040 ♪ WHILE I'M BUSY ♪ 473 00:18:50,041 --> 00:18:52,782 ♪ BITTERLY GIVING UP 474 00:18:52,783 --> 00:18:54,436 - ♪ DON'T YOU SEE? ♪ 475 00:18:54,437 --> 00:18:56,612 ♪ MR. KRABS NEEDS US TERRIBLY ♪ 476 00:18:56,613 --> 00:18:59,311 ♪ WE'VE GOT IT IN US TO BE A HUGE SUCCESS ♪ 477 00:18:59,312 --> 00:19:04,316 ♪ YOU AND I CAN'T SETTLE FOR LESS ♪ 478 00:19:04,317 --> 00:19:05,665 ♪ I 479 00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:08,581 ♪ PROMISED MYSELF NOT TO SHED THIS TEAR ♪ 480 00:19:08,582 --> 00:19:10,713 - ♪ IT'S GETTING REALLY COLD OUT HERE ♪ 481 00:19:10,714 --> 00:19:13,238 ♪ AND I'M 400 MILES FROM HOME ♪ 482 00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:14,282 ♪ IT WOULD APPEAR 483 00:19:14,283 --> 00:19:15,979 ♪ AND MY FEET ARE HURTING 484 00:19:15,980 --> 00:19:17,329 ♪ OH DEAR, I FEAR 485 00:19:17,330 --> 00:19:22,334 ♪ THIS TENTACLEITIS IS PRETTY SEVERE ♪ 486 00:19:22,335 --> 00:19:24,771 - ♪ WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH 487 00:19:24,772 --> 00:19:27,077 - ♪ I SHOULD PROBABLY GIVE UP ♪ 488 00:19:27,078 --> 00:19:29,732 ♪ ON THIS GIVING UP TODAY 489 00:19:29,733 --> 00:19:31,865 ♪ THIS IS THE PART WHERE I TURN AROUND AND PLAY ♪ 490 00:19:31,866 --> 00:19:36,174 - ♪ THIS IS THE PART WHERE I STAND UP AND PLAY ♪ 491 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,697 both: ♪ TAKE A DEEP BREATH 492 00:19:37,698 --> 00:19:39,916 ♪ IN AN EMOTIONAL WAY 493 00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:41,004 [taking deep breaths] 494 00:19:41,005 --> 00:19:42,832 ♪ 'CAUSE WITH MY INSTRUMENT ♪ 495 00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:46,445 ♪ IS HOW I SAY 496 00:19:46,446 --> 00:19:49,448 [inspiring tune] 497 00:19:49,449 --> 00:19:57,283 ♪ 498 00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:10,817 [fireworks explode] 499 00:20:10,818 --> 00:20:14,777 - WOW, THAT WAS ACTUALLY KIND OF GOOD. 500 00:20:14,778 --> 00:20:17,998 [crowd cheering] 501 00:20:17,999 --> 00:20:19,129 - AMAZING! 502 00:20:19,130 --> 00:20:20,914 - FANTASTIC! 503 00:20:20,915 --> 00:20:22,742 - UNBELIEVABLE! 504 00:20:22,743 --> 00:20:24,570 THEY'VE ACTUALLY GATHERED A CROWD. 505 00:20:24,571 --> 00:20:25,745 TO THINK ALL THESE PEOPLE CAME OUT 506 00:20:25,746 --> 00:20:27,703 TO THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT 507 00:20:27,704 --> 00:20:31,229 TO SEE SQUIDWARD AND SPONGEBOB. 508 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:34,232 - OR THEY CAME TO SEE THE METEOR SHOWER 509 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:37,104 THAT PASSES THROUGH THE AURORA BOREALIS, 510 00:20:37,105 --> 00:20:39,324 GENERATING A STUNNING, ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME LIGHT SHOW. 511 00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:41,543 All: OOH. 512 00:20:41,544 --> 00:20:45,155 AHH. 513 00:20:45,156 --> 00:20:48,550 - THANK YOU. COME AGAIN, PLEASE. 514 00:20:48,551 --> 00:20:50,770 [cha-ching] 515 00:20:50,771 --> 00:20:52,772 [chuckles] 516 00:20:52,773 --> 00:20:54,817 - LOOK, HERE COMES MR. KRABS. 517 00:20:54,818 --> 00:20:56,819 SQUIDWARD AND I JUST PERFORMED FOR A CROWD 518 00:20:56,820 --> 00:20:58,212 OF ADORING FANS. 519 00:20:58,213 --> 00:20:59,779 - THAT'S NICE. 520 00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:02,608 I JUST MADE MORE MONEY THAN I KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH. 521 00:21:02,609 --> 00:21:04,000 [laughs] 522 00:21:04,001 --> 00:21:05,263 - WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE THEY COULD HELP YOU 523 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,264 FIGURE IT OUT. 524 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:09,005 - WHO? 525 00:21:09,006 --> 00:21:12,835 "'GET PAID BACK FROM MR. KRABS' LINE STARTS HERE." 526 00:21:12,836 --> 00:21:14,272 [sniffles] 527 00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:15,273 [gulp] 528 00:21:20,017 --> 00:21:22,149 - WELL, WELL, WELL. 529 00:21:22,150 --> 00:21:25,021 IT LOOKS LIKE THIS IS THE END OF THE LINE FOR YOU, 530 00:21:25,022 --> 00:21:27,894 BOTH LITERALLY AND FIGURATIVELY. 531 00:21:27,895 --> 00:21:29,591 [laughs] 532 00:21:29,592 --> 00:21:30,984 - WHAT DO I OWE YOU MONEY FOR? 533 00:21:30,985 --> 00:21:32,377 - WELL, LET'S SEE. 534 00:21:32,378 --> 00:21:34,422 HOW ABOUT DAMAGED SOUND EQUIPMENT, 535 00:21:34,423 --> 00:21:37,773 LOST REVENUE, AND JUST BECAUSE? 536 00:21:37,774 --> 00:21:39,471 - I DON'T OWE YOU A NICKEL. 537 00:21:39,472 --> 00:21:42,561 - NO, YOU OWE ME A MILLION NICKELS. 538 00:21:42,562 --> 00:21:45,128 ROADIES, IT'S COLLECTIN' TIME! 539 00:21:45,129 --> 00:21:46,565 - COLLECTING TI...? 540 00:21:46,566 --> 00:21:48,784 - [laughing maniacally] 541 00:21:48,785 --> 00:21:50,046 YEAH! 542 00:21:50,047 --> 00:21:52,005 [laughs] 543 00:21:52,006 --> 00:21:54,313 OKAY, BOYS, OUR WORK HERE IS DONE. 544 00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:00,666 - [sobbing] 545 00:22:00,667 --> 00:22:02,972 WELL, KRUSTY KRAB, I GUESS...[sniffles] 546 00:22:02,973 --> 00:22:05,366 THIS IS GOOD-BYE. 547 00:22:05,367 --> 00:22:07,890 [groaning] OH, WHY? 548 00:22:07,891 --> 00:22:09,457 WHY? 549 00:22:09,458 --> 00:22:10,937 - DON'T CRY, MR. KRABS. 550 00:22:10,938 --> 00:22:12,460 HERE, YOU CAN HAVE THE MONEY 551 00:22:12,461 --> 00:22:14,854 FROM GARY'S COLLEGE FUND IF IT'LL... 552 00:22:14,855 --> 00:22:17,030 HELP. 553 00:22:17,031 --> 00:22:18,771 - [groaning] 554 00:22:18,772 --> 00:22:20,599 [crash] 555 00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:22,122 WELL, SPONGEBOB, 556 00:22:22,123 --> 00:22:24,211 YOU READY TO GET BACK TO DOING WHAT WE DO BEST? 557 00:22:24,212 --> 00:22:26,300 - I'M READY! 558 00:22:26,301 --> 00:22:27,736 - THAT'S ME BOY. 559 00:22:27,737 --> 00:22:29,695 - HELLO, SIR. 560 00:22:29,696 --> 00:22:31,784 I'D LIKE TO PURCHASE THE KRUSTY KRAB RESTAURANT 561 00:22:31,785 --> 00:22:33,263 YOU HAVE IN YOUR W-W... 562 00:22:33,264 --> 00:22:34,482 WHERE IS IT? 563 00:22:34,483 --> 00:22:35,744 - OH, SORRY, SIR. 564 00:22:35,745 --> 00:22:37,964 I JUST SOLD IT A MINUTE AGO. 565 00:22:37,965 --> 00:22:40,228 BUT WE DO HAVE THIS SLIGHTLY USED TACO STAND FOR SALE. 37806

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