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- ARE YOU READY, KIDS?
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Kids: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.
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- I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
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Kids: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
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- ♪ OHH
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♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? ♪
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Kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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- ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE ♪
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kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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- ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE
BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪
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kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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- ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪
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kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- READY?
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All: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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- SPONGEBOB
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SQUAREPANTS!
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[laughing]
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♪
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[waves crash]
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[accordion music]
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♪
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- [grumbles]
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[camera shutter snaps]
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HEY.
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I GOT YA.
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WHOA!
YOU'RE A BIG ONE.
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CAN'T BELIEVE I'VE NEVER SEEN
YOU IN THE KRUSTY KRAB BEFORE.
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[camera shutter snaps]
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- HEY, SQUIDWARD?
HEY, SQUIDWARD? HEY, SQUIDWARD?
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- WHAT?
- I HAVEN'T SEEN MR. KRABS
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ALL MORNING.
DO YOU KNOW WHERE HE IS?
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- DON'T KNOW.
DON'T CARE.
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OW.
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- OH, THERE YOU ARE, MR. KRABS.
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
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- I'VE BEEN CONDUCTING
A LITTLE MARKET RESEARCH.
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WHERE'S SQUIDWARD?
- PRESENT.
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- YOU TWO, FOLLOW ME.
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- OH, WOW.
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YOU'VE BEEN BUSY,
MR. KRABS.
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- I WANT YOU TO TAKE A LOOK
AT THESE FOLKS RIGHT HERE.
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HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANY OF 'EM
IN THE KRUSTY KRAB?
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THINK HARD.
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- UM... HMM...
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UH, NO, NO, NO, NO,
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POSSIBLY, NO,
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MAYBE, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,
AND NO.
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NO, SIR, I DO NOT RECOGNIZE
ANY OF THEM, SIR.
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- HOW 'BOUT YOU,
MR. SQUIDWARD?
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- I TRY NOT TO LOOK
DIRECTLY AT THE CUSTOMERS.
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- [grumbles]
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WELL,
ACCORDING TO MY RESEARCH,
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A FULL 2% OF THE POPULATION
OF BIKINI BOTTOM
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HAS NEVER SET FOOT
IN THE KRUSTY KRAB.
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THAT'S 2% OF MONEY
THAT'S NOT IN ME POCKET!
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AND WHEN I THINK ABOUT THAT 2%,
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I GET SO MAD!
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- WHEN I SEE THAT 2%,
I THINK OF PIE.
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- I'M NOT
TALKIN' ABOUT PIE!
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THESE HOLDOUTS ARE
PROBABLY SPENDING THEIR MONEY
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IN SOME OTHER RESTAURANT.
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WE NEED TO FIND THAT 2%,
THEN REEL 'EM IN.
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I NEED YOU TWO BOYS
TO GET OUT THERE
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AND PROMOTE
THE KRUSTY KRAB.
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- WILL WE GET
OVERTIME PAY?
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- OVER... WHAT? WHO?
- OH, SURE THING, MR. KRABS.
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I'LL GET RIGHT ON THAT.
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NEVER.
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- DON'T WORRY,
MR. KRABS.
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I THINK I KNOW
JUST WHERE TO START.
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HELLO, BOTTOMITES!
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- [screams]
- HELLO, SIR.
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HAVE YOU HEARD OF
THE MOST WONDERFUL RESTAURANT
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IN ALL OF BIKINI BOTTOM,
THE KRUSTY KRAB?
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- OF COURSE I HAVE.
THAT'S WHERE I'M GOING,
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IF YOU'LL GET
OUT OF MY WAY.
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- PLEASE ACCEPT
ONE OF OUR FLIERS...
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AND CONSIDER DINING...
- [grumbles]
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- AT OUR
FINE-DINING ESTABLISHMENT
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THE NEXT TIME
YOU'RE FEELING HUNGRY.
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- BUT I'M HUNGRY NOW.
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HUP.
[laughs]
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OKAY, ALREADY!
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[strains]
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[grunts]
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- OH, THANK YOU, SIR.
TELL ALL YOUR...
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FRIENDS.
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KRUSTY KRAB!
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EAT AT THE KRUSTY KRAB!
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- OH, NO.
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I KNEW THIS DAY
WOULD COME.
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INVASION
OF THE GIANT PATTIES.
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THERE'S ONLY ONE THING
TO DO,
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IT'S EAT OR BE EATEN!
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[growls]
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[growling] AH!
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[chomps]
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- [screaming] OW!
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DON'T, PATRICK!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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- [growling]
- IT'S ME, SPONGEBOB.
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- [snarling]
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OH, NO!
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THE GIANT PATTY
HAS EATEN MY BUDDY!
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- UM, RELAX, PATRICK,
IT'S ME.
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THIS IS JUST A COST...
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- [grunts]
- UME!
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- COUGH HIM UP,
YOU MONSTER!
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COME HERE, YOU!
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- [screams, groans]
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[screams] OH!
[grunts]
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- DIE, GIANT PATTY!
DIE!
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[grunts]
[growling]
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OH!
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PATTIES SHOULD NOT
EAT MY BUDDY!
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[grunting]
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OOH!
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- BOY, I'M NOT SURE
WHAT IT IS,
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BUT I FEEL LIKE
THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE AIR.
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TODAY'S THE DAY
I FINALLY GET A KRABBY PATTY.
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[grunts]
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- YOU OKAY,
LITTLE BUDDY?
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- UH, YEAH,
I'M DOING REALLY GOOD.
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THANKS, I GUESS.
- WHAT'S THIS?
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- IT'S A FLIER
TO PROMOTE THE KRUSTY KRAB.
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'CAUSE MR. KRABS
NEEDS ALL THE MONEY.
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- [scoffs] OH, THIS'LL NEVER DO.
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YOU GOT TO THINK BIGGER.
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EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW
THE NAME OF THE...
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UM...
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KRUSTY KRAB!
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WE NEED AN AD BLITZ
OF MONUMENTAL PROPORTIONS!
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EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK,
YOU SHOULD SEE THE NAME...
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THE CLAMMY CLAM.
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- THE KRUSTY KRAB.
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- WHATEVER.
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[electric razor buzzing]
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- [giggles] THAT TICKLES.
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- H-HOLD STILL.
I'M ALMOST THROUGH.
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PERFECT.
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- DON'T FORGET THE PAINT.
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- HOLD ONTO YOUR SHORTS.
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I GOT IT.
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- [laughs] OH, IT'S COLD.
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- OKAY, TURN AROUND.
OPEN YOUR MOUTH.
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- AHH.
- WIDER.
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- AHH!
- PERFECT.
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- [gags]
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- READY?
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- [mouth full] READY.
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- [whistles]
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OH! GRAFFITI.
THAT'S DISGRACEFUL.
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OH, I VOW TO BRING
THE EVIL-DOER TO JUSTICE!
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RIGHT AFTER
I HAVE A KRABBY PATTY
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AT THE KRUSTY KRAB.
MMM.
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- PATRICK,
WHAT ARE WE DOING OUT HERE?
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- I HIRED A SKYWRITER.
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[airplane flying]
- OH, LOOK! THERE HE IS, NOW.
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OOH.
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SOMEHOW I THOUGHT
THAT WOULD BE MORE EFFECTIVE.
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[thud]
- OW.
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I THINK
I BROKE MY THESAURUS.
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- OKAY, CAMPERS.
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TODAY WE'RE GONNA SEE
ONE OF NATURE'S WONDERS,
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THE OLDEST TREE
IN BIKINI BOTTOM.
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[saw buzzing]
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[screaming]
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- WE LEFT YOU A PRESENT
IN THERE.
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[both giggling]
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- WEIRDOS.
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WHAT THE...?
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"EAT AT THE KRUSTY KRAB?"
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I'M DISGUSTED.
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YET STRANGELY HUNGRY.
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- HUH... HEY!
I CAN SEE MY HOUSE FROM HERE.
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- HUH?
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- [laughs]
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- AAH!
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- OH, THE KRUSTY KRAB.
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- AH, PHEW.
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- [laughs] UH, WHA...
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OH, SPONGEBOB.
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HI, SPONGEBOB!
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[both screaming]
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- IF I SEE THE WORDS
"KRUSTY KRAB" ONE MORE TIME,
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I AM GOING TO SCREAM.
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AHEM.
WHAT DOES THAT SAY?
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- KRUSTY KRAB.
- I THOUGHT SO.
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[inhales]
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[screams]
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[groans]
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[pants]
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- I THINK THE AD CAMPAIGN
IS GOING VERY WELL.
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- I AGREE.
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[phone ringing]
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- HELLO?
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OH, HI, MR. KRABS.
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- I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOING, BOY-O,
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BUT IT'S WORKING
LIKE GANGBUSTERS.
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THIS PLACE IS PACKED
TO THE GILLS WITH GILLS.
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IN FACT, I'VE SEEN
AT LEAST HALF THE HOLD-OUTS
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JUST SINCE THIS MORNING.
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- WHOA, I BETTER GET BACK THERE
TO HELP WITH THE CROWD.
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- OH,
DON'T WORRY, LAD.
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SQUIDWARD'S
HOLDING DOWN THE FORT.
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YOU JUST KEEP DOING
WHAT YOU'RE DOING,
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AND BRING IN
THAT LAST 1%.
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- YEAH, BUT HOW DO WE FIND
THAT LAST 1%?
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- WELL,
THERE'S ONE PLACE WE MISSED,
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THAT BIG PILE OF ROADS.
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[horn honking]
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- HEY, UH, PATRICK?
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WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED
TO PLAY IN TRAFFIC.
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- [scoffs]
WELL, WE'RE NOT PLAYING.
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WE'RE WORKING.
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- BUT WHAT IF
WE GET HIT BY A BOAT?
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[horn honking]
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TARTAR SAUCE.
- I GOT THIS.
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00:09:33,268 --> 00:09:36,836
- DO YOU SEE THAT, CLETUS?
IT'S A PINK TRAFFIC CONE.
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- WELL, GOLLY.
HIT THE BRAKES, BUFORD!
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[tires screeching]
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- YOUR CANVAS AWAITS.
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- THANK YOU, PATRICK.
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[hums]
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OUR WORK HERE IS DONE.
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LET'S GO TO THE KRUSTY KRAB
AND GREET THAT LAST 1%.
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- AAH!
[tires screeching]
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[screams]
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- HERE THEY COME!
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MR. KRABS
WILL BE SO EXCITED.
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WE DID IT, MR. KRABS.
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SOON YOU'LL HAVE MORE CUSTOMERS
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THAN YOU'LL KNOW
WHAT TO DO WITH.
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- IT'S ABOUT TIME.
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
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I'M OUTTA HERE.
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- FIRE UP THE GRILL, LADDIE,
AND GET READY FOR CUSTOMERS.
237
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AND PATRICK,
BUY SOMETHING, OR GET OUT.
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[angry yelling]
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- OH, BOY,
HERE THEY COME!
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[overlapping yelling]
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- TEAR IT DOWN!
- TEAR IT DOWN!
242
00:10:48,996 --> 00:10:50,736
- BUT THEY'RE NOT HAPPY.
243
00:10:50,737 --> 00:10:53,652
WE'RE BEING BOARDED!
HELP ME HOLD THE DOORS SHUT.
244
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,479
- TEAR IT DOWN!
TEAR IT...
245
00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:57,307
- HEY,
THE DOOR'S BLOCKED.
246
00:10:57,308 --> 00:10:59,832
[yelling]
247
00:10:59,833 --> 00:11:02,791
- HMM.
248
00:11:02,792 --> 00:11:04,184
[gasps]
THAT'S HIM!
249
00:11:04,185 --> 00:11:07,535
LET HIM IN,
IT'S THE LAST 1%.
250
00:11:07,536 --> 00:11:08,754
COME ON IN, SIR.
251
00:11:08,755 --> 00:11:10,277
[angry yelling]
- GOT YA!
252
00:11:10,278 --> 00:11:14,151
[yelling]
- OH!
253
00:11:17,415 --> 00:11:19,808
- WHAT ARE WE DOING UP HERE?
- SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH.
254
00:11:19,809 --> 00:11:22,898
LET'S SAVOR THE MOMENT.
255
00:11:22,899 --> 00:11:24,421
HOLD STILL.
256
00:11:24,422 --> 00:11:26,597
HUNGRY?
- I GUESS SO.
257
00:11:26,598 --> 00:11:29,426
- TRY THIS.
258
00:11:29,427 --> 00:11:31,864
- A KRABBY PATTY?
I'VE NEVER HAD ONE BEFORE.
259
00:11:31,865 --> 00:11:35,868
[chomps and chews]
- THAT'LL BE 20 BUCKS.
260
00:11:35,869 --> 00:11:37,565
- [chomps and chews]
- BOY, THIS ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN
261
00:11:37,566 --> 00:11:40,177
REALLY PAID OFF.
262
00:11:44,355 --> 00:11:47,357
[Hawaiian music]
263
00:11:47,358 --> 00:11:53,016
♪
264
00:11:55,976 --> 00:11:57,628
[tires screeching]
265
00:11:57,629 --> 00:12:00,154
[door opens]
266
00:12:04,245 --> 00:12:06,159
- HMM.
267
00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:08,683
WHAT COULD BE
THE DOINGS OF THIS STRANGER?
268
00:12:08,684 --> 00:12:11,077
- THIS LOOKS SUSPICIOUS.
269
00:12:11,078 --> 00:12:13,775
Both: WHAT'S
THE BIG IDEA-R?
270
00:12:13,776 --> 00:12:17,170
- MR. EUGENE KRABS
AND SHELDON PLANKTON?
271
00:12:17,171 --> 00:12:20,043
Both: YES?
- THESE ARE FOR YOU.
272
00:12:23,481 --> 00:12:25,266
Both:
"UPDATED CITY ORDINANCE."
273
00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:32,185
HUH?
274
00:12:32,186 --> 00:12:33,969
- THE KRUSTY KRAB
AND THE CHUM BUCKET
275
00:12:33,970 --> 00:12:36,711
ARE LOCATED
TOO CLOSE TOGETHER.
276
00:12:36,712 --> 00:12:40,062
ONE OF YOUR RESTAURANTS IS
GOING TO HAVE TO BE BULLDOZED.
277
00:12:40,063 --> 00:12:42,762
Both: B-B-B-BULLDOZED?
278
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,509
- 99 FEET.
279
00:12:52,510 --> 00:12:54,685
- IT'S TRUE.
280
00:12:54,686 --> 00:12:57,384
- AAH!
[screaming]
281
00:12:57,385 --> 00:12:59,212
UGH.
282
00:12:59,213 --> 00:13:02,868
- SO WHICH ONE OF US
IS GONNA GET BULLDOZED?
283
00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:05,348
- THAT'S FOR YOU TWO
TO DECIDE.
284
00:13:05,349 --> 00:13:08,395
- I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S MOVING.
285
00:13:08,396 --> 00:13:11,702
- YOU ARE MOVING.
- HO, HO, NO, YOU ARE.
286
00:13:11,703 --> 00:13:13,574
- OH, NO, I'M NOT.
- GENTLEMEN.
287
00:13:13,575 --> 00:13:17,708
YOU HAVE 24 HOURS
TO DECIDE WHICH OF YOU MOVES.
288
00:13:17,709 --> 00:13:20,103
THAT'S THE LAW
AROUND HERE.
289
00:13:23,628 --> 00:13:25,586
- PACK YOUR BAGS,
PIPSQUEAK.
290
00:13:25,587 --> 00:13:29,155
- YOU MIGHT AS WELL
CLOSE UP SHOP RIGHT NOW, KRABS.
291
00:13:29,156 --> 00:13:31,287
YOUR CUSTOMERS
WON'T MISS A THING.
292
00:13:31,288 --> 00:13:35,509
- [laughs]
AT LEAST I HAVE CUSTOMERS.
293
00:13:35,510 --> 00:13:38,425
- OH, YEAH?
WELL, I'M GONNA PUT TOGETHER A...
294
00:13:38,426 --> 00:13:41,471
A PETITION
OF CUSTOMERS' SIGNATURES.
295
00:13:41,472 --> 00:13:44,474
- HA! GOOD LUCK
WITH THAT LUDICROUS IDEA-R.
296
00:13:44,475 --> 00:13:45,867
PETITION?
297
00:13:45,868 --> 00:13:48,871
SQUIDWARD!
SPONGEBOB!
298
00:13:50,742 --> 00:13:53,875
YOU TWO TAKE THESE PETITIONS
TO SAVE THE KRUSTY KRAB,
299
00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:55,703
AND SECURE
AS MANY SIGNATURES AS YOU CAN.
300
00:13:55,704 --> 00:13:57,487
- SIR, YES, SIR!
301
00:13:57,488 --> 00:14:00,534
- OH, YEAH.
I'M DEFINITELY GONNA DO THIS.
302
00:14:00,535 --> 00:14:03,058
- AND I'M GONNA BE
THE FIRST SIGNATURE.
303
00:14:03,059 --> 00:14:05,017
THERE.
AND HOW ABOUT YOU, SQUIDWARD?
304
00:14:05,018 --> 00:14:06,496
CAN WE COUNT ON
YOUR SUPPORT?
305
00:14:06,497 --> 00:14:09,587
[gasps] SQUIDWARD?
306
00:14:12,112 --> 00:14:14,156
HELLO, MRS. PUFF.
307
00:14:14,157 --> 00:14:17,072
- AAH!
NO, STAY AWAY.
308
00:14:17,073 --> 00:14:19,292
I CAN'T AFFORD
TO GO BACK IN THE SLAMMER.
309
00:14:19,293 --> 00:14:21,685
- NO, I'M JUST HERE TO ASK
IF YOU'D SIGN THIS PETITION.
310
00:14:21,686 --> 00:14:23,862
IT'LL SAVE THE KRUSTY KRAB
FROM BEING BULLDOZED.
311
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:26,081
- OH.
WHY WOULD I CARE ABOUT THAT?
312
00:14:26,082 --> 00:14:28,301
- [gasps]
MRS. PUFF,
313
00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:30,607
DON'T YOU CARE
WHAT HAPPENS TO MR. KRABS?
314
00:14:30,608 --> 00:14:33,045
SQUIDWARD?
GARY? ME?
315
00:14:33,046 --> 00:14:34,481
- NOT PARTICULARLY.
316
00:14:34,482 --> 00:14:37,397
- EXCUSE ME,
I'M LOOKING FOR A MRS. PUFF.
317
00:14:37,398 --> 00:14:39,878
- YES, THAT'S ME.
- YOUR NEW BOAT'S HERE.
318
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,140
JUST SIGN FOR IT,
PLEASE.
319
00:14:41,141 --> 00:14:42,750
- SPEAKING OF SIGNATURES,
320
00:14:42,751 --> 00:14:44,665
WOULD YOU SIGN THIS PETITION
TO SAVE THE KRUSTY KRAB?
321
00:14:44,666 --> 00:14:48,625
- WHY WOULD I CARE
ABOUT THE KRUSTY KRAB?
322
00:14:48,626 --> 00:14:50,149
I'LL UNLOAD THE BOAT.
323
00:14:50,150 --> 00:14:53,153
[motor idling]
324
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,983
- DON'T WORRY, MR. DELIVERY MAN,
I GOT THIS.
325
00:15:00,508 --> 00:15:03,424
- NO!
326
00:15:10,735 --> 00:15:12,823
- EXCUSE ME, SIR, WOULD YOU
LIKE TO SIGN A PETITION
327
00:15:12,824 --> 00:15:14,869
TO SAVE THE KRUSTY KRAB?
328
00:15:14,870 --> 00:15:17,567
- WHY WOULD I WANT TO DO THAT?
THE FOOD THERE IS DANGEROUS.
329
00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:19,178
- "KRABBY PATTIES
ARE DANGER..."
330
00:15:19,179 --> 00:15:20,919
SIR,
WHERE DID YOU GET THIS?
331
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,356
- IT WAS ON MY WINDSHIELD.
THEY'RE ALL OVER THE PLACE.
332
00:15:23,357 --> 00:15:25,575
- THIS MUST BE
PLANKTON'S DIRTY WORK.
333
00:15:25,576 --> 00:15:29,057
- MR. KRABS! MR. KRABS!
334
00:15:29,058 --> 00:15:31,668
[angry yelling]
335
00:15:31,669 --> 00:15:35,455
- HEY, MR. KRABS,
WHY ARE YOUR PATTIES DANGEROUS?
336
00:15:35,456 --> 00:15:36,370
- YEAH!
- YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.
337
00:15:36,371 --> 00:15:37,718
[overlapping questioning]
338
00:15:37,719 --> 00:15:40,025
- I... WHY... I... ER...
339
00:15:40,026 --> 00:15:43,593
UH, MY... MY PATTIES
ARE DANGEROUS BECAUSE...
340
00:15:43,594 --> 00:15:46,683
BECAUSE THEY'RE SO, UH,
UH, THEY'RE SO...
341
00:15:46,684 --> 00:15:49,512
- DELICIOUS!
342
00:15:49,513 --> 00:15:50,861
- KID'S GOT A POINT.
343
00:15:50,862 --> 00:15:53,342
- I WANT ONE!
[overlapping agreement]
344
00:15:53,343 --> 00:15:55,649
- THANKS FOR SAVING ME SHELL,
BOY.
345
00:15:55,650 --> 00:15:58,958
- DON'T THANK ME, MR. KRABS.
THANK THE KRABBY PATTY.
346
00:16:00,350 --> 00:16:02,830
- [growls]
347
00:16:02,831 --> 00:16:04,788
THAT DOES IT!
348
00:16:04,789 --> 00:16:06,442
- THROWING IN THE NAPKIN,
ARE WE?
349
00:16:06,443 --> 00:16:09,315
- [sobs]
350
00:16:09,316 --> 00:16:13,797
MY RESTAURANT, MY LABORATORY,
MY EVIL INVENTIONS...
351
00:16:13,798 --> 00:16:15,930
ALL ABOUT TO BE FLATTENED.
352
00:16:15,931 --> 00:16:18,715
JUST GIVE ME A MOMENT
TO SAY MY GOOD-BYES.
353
00:16:18,716 --> 00:16:21,631
FAREWELL,
STENCH-VISION GOGGLES.
354
00:16:21,632 --> 00:16:24,460
FAREWELL,
CHUM BUCKET REPLICATOR.
355
00:16:24,461 --> 00:16:27,463
FAREWELL,
HYPNOTIZER HELMET.
356
00:16:27,464 --> 00:16:30,640
WE HAD SOME DIABOLICAL TIMES
TOGETHER, DIDN'T WE?
357
00:16:30,641 --> 00:16:33,861
SO LONG, SONIC CANNON
THAT DESTROYS
358
00:16:33,862 --> 00:16:36,168
EVERY KNOWN MATERIAL
IN THE UNIVERSE.
359
00:16:36,169 --> 00:16:37,778
[sobs]
[sonic cannon warming up]
360
00:16:37,779 --> 00:16:40,128
- ♪ DO-DEE-DEE-DO-DO
361
00:16:40,129 --> 00:16:42,261
- [sobs]
362
00:16:42,262 --> 00:16:44,393
[whimpers]
363
00:16:44,394 --> 00:16:45,829
[sobs]
- PLANKTON, I...
364
00:16:45,830 --> 00:16:47,614
I'M SORRY.
[sniffs]
365
00:16:47,615 --> 00:16:49,964
SORRY I MADE
MY KRABBY PATTIES SO DELICIOUS.
366
00:16:49,965 --> 00:16:51,748
[sobs]
367
00:16:51,749 --> 00:16:53,185
- HEY, GET LOST!
368
00:16:53,186 --> 00:16:55,622
I'M THE ONLY ONE
WHO WEEPS AROUND HERE.
369
00:16:55,623 --> 00:16:57,363
- BUT I CAN'T HELP BUT THINK
THAT I SOMEHOW
370
00:16:57,364 --> 00:16:59,408
HAD A HAND
IN YOUR MISERY,
371
00:16:59,409 --> 00:17:01,454
OR AT LEAST A SPATULA.
372
00:17:01,455 --> 00:17:04,239
NOBODY WOULD SIGN A PETITION
TO BULLDOZE THE KRUSTY KRAB
373
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:06,111
UNLESS YOU PAID THEM,
374
00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:08,114
AND WHO WOULD BE LOW-DOWN ENOUGH
TO DO THAT?
375
00:17:11,334 --> 00:17:13,292
- [evil laugh]
376
00:17:13,293 --> 00:17:16,164
KAREN, ARE YOU THINKING
WHAT I'M THINKING?
377
00:17:16,165 --> 00:17:19,341
- BEFORE YOU START BUYING UP
THOSE PETITION SIGNATURES,
378
00:17:19,342 --> 00:17:21,953
YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT OUR
CHECKING ACCOUNT BALANCE IS...
379
00:17:25,435 --> 00:17:29,873
- NOT TO WORRY, MY LADY,
I HAVE A PLAN.
380
00:17:29,874 --> 00:17:33,747
- HMM, NOW THERE'S SOMETHING
YOU DON'T SEE EVERY DAY.
381
00:17:33,748 --> 00:17:36,228
- THREE-HEADED JAKE?
HE COMES IN EVERY DAY.
382
00:17:36,229 --> 00:17:39,057
- NOT HIM.
I'M REFERRING TO THE LARGE CROWD
383
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,623
GATHERED AT THE CHUM BUCKET.
384
00:17:40,624 --> 00:17:46,238
IT APPEARS THEY ARE ACTUALLY
GIVING PLANKTON... MONEY?
385
00:17:46,239 --> 00:17:48,675
- YOU JUST GOT
A STEAL, SIR.
386
00:17:48,676 --> 00:17:51,417
YOU'LL GET MANY VILLAINOUS YEARS
OUT OF THAT LITTLE NUMBER.
387
00:17:51,418 --> 00:17:53,549
[chuckles]
388
00:17:53,550 --> 00:17:56,422
OH, FORGET
THIS RESTAURANT NONSENSE, KAREN.
389
00:17:56,423 --> 00:17:58,946
I SHOULD'VE OPENED
A YARD SALE BUSINESS YEARS AGO.
390
00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:00,643
STEP UP, FISHES!
391
00:18:00,644 --> 00:18:03,777
EVERY EVIL INVENTION
IS PRICED TO MOVE.
392
00:18:03,778 --> 00:18:07,041
- I'LL TAKE THIS RIP TIDE
GENERATOR OFF YOUR HANDS.
393
00:18:07,042 --> 00:18:10,262
- I'LL GIVE YOU $1,000
FOR THE STENCH-VISION GOGGLES.
394
00:18:10,263 --> 00:18:11,567
- HEY,
HOW MUCH FOR THE COMPUTER?
395
00:18:11,568 --> 00:18:14,092
- HOW MUCH YOU GOT?
- PLANKTON!
396
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:16,137
- ALL RIGHT,
MY WIFE'S NOT FOR SALE,
397
00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:18,487
BUT EVERYTHING ELSE
MUST GO.
398
00:18:18,488 --> 00:18:21,317
[cheering]
399
00:18:22,753 --> 00:18:24,754
WELL, WIFEY,
400
00:18:24,755 --> 00:18:27,671
LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME
TO PROCEED TO THE NEXT PHASE.
401
00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:34,286
WHO WANTS...
FREE MONEY?
402
00:18:34,287 --> 00:18:36,331
- FREE?
403
00:18:36,332 --> 00:18:37,506
- MONEY?
404
00:18:37,507 --> 00:18:40,814
[excited chatter]
- FREE MONEY!
405
00:18:40,815 --> 00:18:42,077
[grunts]
406
00:18:45,428 --> 00:18:46,689
[excited chatter]
407
00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:49,518
- OKAY, OKAY,
ONE AT A TIME, PLEASE.
408
00:18:49,519 --> 00:18:52,478
TO RECEIVE
YOUR FREE MONEY...
409
00:18:52,479 --> 00:18:54,741
JUST SIGN THIS PETITION
TO SAVE THE CHUM BUCKET.
410
00:18:54,742 --> 00:18:57,222
RIGHT THERE.
- OOH, OOH, ME FIRST.
411
00:18:57,223 --> 00:18:59,702
- [evil laugh] YEAH.
412
00:18:59,703 --> 00:19:01,791
- THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!
413
00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:03,663
YOU SEE WHAT PLANKTON'S DOING,
DON'T YOU?
414
00:19:03,664 --> 00:19:05,795
HE'S UNDERMINING
THE DEMOCRATIC PROCESS
415
00:19:05,796 --> 00:19:08,885
BY LEVERAGING
HIS TEMPORARY FINANCIAL WINDFALL
416
00:19:08,886 --> 00:19:11,279
IN ORDER TO BUY EVERY SIGNATURE
IN BIKINI BOTTOM.
417
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:12,715
HERE'S $20, $40, $50...
418
00:19:12,716 --> 00:19:15,153
WELL, HE JUST BOUGHT MINE
FOUR TIMES!
419
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,416
I MEAN,
TASTY FOOD IS ONE THING,
420
00:19:17,417 --> 00:19:19,896
BUT HOW CAN I COMPETE
WITH FREE MONEY?
421
00:19:19,897 --> 00:19:21,637
I'M DOOMED!
422
00:19:21,638 --> 00:19:25,815
WELL, CLEAN HER OUT, BOY.
ORDER UP.
423
00:19:25,816 --> 00:19:28,296
I'M AFRAID
WE'RE CLOSING UP FOR GOOD.
424
00:19:28,297 --> 00:19:29,341
[sobs]
425
00:19:29,342 --> 00:19:31,473
- MR. KRABS IS HURT
SO MUCH!
426
00:19:31,474 --> 00:19:36,130
- [laughs]
427
00:19:36,131 --> 00:19:37,697
HOO.
PRICELESS.
428
00:19:37,698 --> 00:19:41,222
- THANK YOU, THANK YOU,
I GOT WHAT I NEED.
429
00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:43,355
I GOT THE SIGNATURES.
430
00:19:43,356 --> 00:19:45,487
ALL BUT ONE.
431
00:19:45,488 --> 00:19:48,969
GUESS I WON'T BE HIRING
THE YELLOW SPONGE ANYTIME SOON,
432
00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:50,797
BUT NONE OF THAT
MATTERS NOW
433
00:19:50,798 --> 00:19:53,626
'CAUSE THE MAJORITY
IS ON MY SIDE!
434
00:19:53,627 --> 00:19:56,238
WHICH, IN A DEMOCRACY,
IS ALL YOU NEED.
435
00:20:04,115 --> 00:20:05,726
- IT'S TIME.
436
00:20:13,908 --> 00:20:17,867
- SO WHO'S GETTING BULLDOZED
TODAY?
437
00:20:17,868 --> 00:20:20,174
- OH, NOT ME,
YOUR BUREAUCRATIC-NESS.
438
00:20:20,175 --> 00:20:23,917
I COMPLETED
MY PETITION.
439
00:20:23,918 --> 00:20:28,183
- THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN.
STEP ASIDE, MR. KRABS.
440
00:20:29,924 --> 00:20:32,100
- BUT... BUT...
441
00:20:35,059 --> 00:20:38,540
NO!
I'M NOT GOIN' ANYWHERE!
442
00:20:38,541 --> 00:20:43,806
- PLEASE COMPLY, MR. KRABS.
IT'LL BE QUICK AND PAINLESS.
443
00:20:43,807 --> 00:20:47,419
- IF YOU WANT TO BULLDOZE
ME RESTAURANT,
444
00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:50,726
IT'S GONNA BE
LONG AND PAINFUL!
445
00:20:50,727 --> 00:20:52,859
- STAND YOUR GROUND,
MR. KRABS.
446
00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:55,340
WE ARE RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
RIGHT, SQUIDWARD?
447
00:20:55,341 --> 00:20:57,256
SQUIDWARD?
448
00:21:01,216 --> 00:21:05,741
- OKAY, NOW THIS IS
REALLY YOUR LAST CHANCE.
449
00:21:05,742 --> 00:21:08,875
- I'M NEVER LEAVING
THE KRUSTY KRAB.
450
00:21:08,876 --> 00:21:13,880
- FINE,
HAVE IT YOUR WAY.
451
00:21:13,881 --> 00:21:17,493
- [chuckles] BRING IT ON.
BRING THE DESTRUCTION!
452
00:21:21,715 --> 00:21:24,326
- GOOD-BYE,
KRUSTY KRAB.
453
00:21:28,069 --> 00:21:29,678
HEY?
454
00:21:29,679 --> 00:21:31,767
- THANK YOU
FOR YOUR COOPERATION.
455
00:21:31,768 --> 00:21:34,074
- [spits] WHAT?
456
00:21:34,075 --> 00:21:39,166
EXCUSE ME, SIR, BUT, UH,
YOU FORGOT TO LEVEL THE PLACE!
457
00:21:39,167 --> 00:21:41,429
- UH, YEAH.
458
00:21:41,430 --> 00:21:44,998
- DEMOLITION
IS OUTSIDE OF MY PURVIEW.
459
00:21:44,999 --> 00:21:47,566
I SIMPLY ENSURE
THAT RESTAURANTS COMPLY
460
00:21:47,567 --> 00:21:49,786
WITH
THE 100-FOOT ORDINANCE.
461
00:21:52,136 --> 00:21:55,879
THAT'S ONE MORE FOOT.
PERFECT.
462
00:21:58,055 --> 00:22:01,971
- BUT THAT'S NOT FAIR!
463
00:22:01,972 --> 00:22:05,018
- SO YOU'RE NOT GONNA DESTROY
THE KRUSTY KRAB?
464
00:22:05,019 --> 00:22:06,802
- NO, I...
- THANK YOU!
465
00:22:06,803 --> 00:22:08,369
THANK YOU, THANK YOU,
THANK YOU!
466
00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:11,417
THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU,
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
467
00:22:15,986 --> 00:22:17,901
OH, DEAR.
468
00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:26,474
- [struggles]
469
00:22:26,475 --> 00:22:27,693
[gasps]
470
00:22:27,694 --> 00:22:30,043
COME ON,
LET'S DO THIS!
471
00:22:30,044 --> 00:22:32,525
I WANT TO SEE
SOME DESTRUCTION! [gasps]
472
00:22:35,745 --> 00:22:38,139
I THINK I'VE SEEN ENOUGH.
473
00:22:40,271 --> 00:22:43,273
[lilting ukulele music]
474
00:22:43,274 --> 00:22:51,195
♪
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