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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,802 --> 00:00:03,070 - ARE YOU READY, KIDS? 2 00:00:03,071 --> 00:00:04,937 All: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN! 3 00:00:04,938 --> 00:00:06,439 - I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 4 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:08,508 All: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN! 5 00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:11,511 - ♪ OHH... 6 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:13,646 ♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? ♪ 7 00:00:13,647 --> 00:00:15,348 All: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 8 00:00:15,349 --> 00:00:17,584 - ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE ♪ 9 00:00:17,585 --> 00:00:19,352 all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 10 00:00:19,353 --> 00:00:21,688 - ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪ 11 00:00:21,689 --> 00:00:23,223 all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 12 00:00:23,224 --> 00:00:25,692 - ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪ 13 00:00:25,693 --> 00:00:27,627 all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! - READY? 14 00:00:27,628 --> 00:00:29,562 All: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 15 00:00:29,563 --> 00:00:31,531 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 16 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:33,566 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! 17 00:00:33,567 --> 00:00:35,168 - ♪ SPONGEBOB 18 00:00:35,169 --> 00:00:36,936 ♪ SQUAREPANTS 19 00:00:36,937 --> 00:00:39,506 [laughing] 20 00:00:39,507 --> 00:00:41,474 ♪ 21 00:00:41,475 --> 00:00:42,610 [waves crashing] 22 00:00:54,355 --> 00:00:57,056 - ♪ GOING TO WORK GOING TO WORK ♪ 23 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:58,458 ♪ GOING TO WORK 24 00:00:58,459 --> 00:00:59,992 ♪ I'M GOING TO WORK ♪ 25 00:00:59,993 --> 00:01:01,428 ♪ I'M GOING TO WORK ♪ 26 00:01:01,429 --> 00:01:03,530 ♪ I'M GOING TO WORK I'M GOING TO WORK ♪ 27 00:01:03,531 --> 00:01:05,698 ♪ I'M GOING TO WORK I'M GOING TO WORK ♪ 28 00:01:05,699 --> 00:01:07,634 ♪ GOING TO WORK GO, GOING TO WORK ♪ 29 00:01:07,635 --> 00:01:10,837 ♪ I'M CROSSING THE STREET CROSSING THE STREET ♪ 30 00:01:10,838 --> 00:01:12,105 ♪ I'M CROSSING THE STREET CROSSING THE... ♪ 31 00:01:12,106 --> 00:01:13,506 WHA...? - [sobbing] 32 00:01:13,507 --> 00:01:15,842 - WHY, I'D RECOGNIZE THAT SOUND ANYWHERE. 33 00:01:15,843 --> 00:01:18,612 IT'S THE SOUND OF HORRIBLE, CROAKING SOBBING. 34 00:01:20,614 --> 00:01:24,484 - OH, NEPTUNE, WHY, OH, WHY? 35 00:01:24,485 --> 00:01:26,719 - PLANKTON? - NO, PLEASE. 36 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:28,421 I TOLD YOU I'D GET THE MONEY. 37 00:01:28,422 --> 00:01:30,857 PLEASE, I... OH, IT'S YOU. 38 00:01:30,858 --> 00:01:32,759 - PLANKTON, WHAT'S GOT YOU SO UPSET? 39 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:34,861 I COULD HEAR YOU FROM THREE BLOCKS AWAY. 40 00:01:34,862 --> 00:01:36,163 - OH, THAT. 41 00:01:36,164 --> 00:01:38,731 IT'S THIS DOOMSDAY DEVICE I INVENTED. 42 00:01:38,732 --> 00:01:41,067 IT JUST DOESN'T DO WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO DO. 43 00:01:41,068 --> 00:01:43,370 - DOOMSDAY DEVICE? WELL, WHAT'S IT SUPPOSED TO DO? 44 00:01:43,371 --> 00:01:47,039 - WELL, IT'S SUPPOSED TO UPSET THE EARTH'S AXIS, 45 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:49,809 CAUSING A CHAIN REACTION WITH TYPHOONS, EARTHQUAKES, 46 00:01:49,810 --> 00:01:51,911 ETCETERA, ETCETERA. - SO WHAT DOES IT DO INSTEAD? 47 00:01:51,912 --> 00:01:54,581 - IT JUST SPARKS AND FALLS APART. 48 00:01:54,582 --> 00:01:56,549 - SPARKS AND FALLS APART? - YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME? 49 00:01:56,550 --> 00:01:57,870 - NO, NO, I BELIEVE YOU! I... I... 50 00:01:59,753 --> 00:02:01,554 BELIEVE YOU. 51 00:02:01,555 --> 00:02:03,190 - OH, WHAT'S THE USE? 52 00:02:03,191 --> 00:02:05,124 EVERY DAY THE SAME OLD THING. 53 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:09,095 LIFE IS AN ENDLESS SUCCESSION OF FAILURES AND DISAPPOINTMENTS. 54 00:02:09,096 --> 00:02:10,730 - WELL, LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, PLANKTON. 55 00:02:10,731 --> 00:02:13,333 IF ALL YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS FINALLY CAME TRUE, 56 00:02:13,334 --> 00:02:15,835 THEN YOU WOULDN'T HAVE ANYTHING LEFT TO LOOK FORWARD TO. 57 00:02:15,836 --> 00:02:18,505 - WELL, I DIDN'T THINK I COULD FEEL ANY WORSE, 58 00:02:18,506 --> 00:02:21,441 BUT AT LEAST I KNOW NOW THAT ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE. 59 00:02:21,442 --> 00:02:23,009 - PLANKTON, WAIT. 60 00:02:23,010 --> 00:02:25,378 WAIT. WAIT. - I'M WAITING. 61 00:02:25,379 --> 00:02:27,980 - MAYBE WHAT YOU NEED IS TO JOIN A CLUB OR SOMETHING. 62 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:30,583 MEET NEW PEOPLE. YOU KNOW, MAKE SOME FRIENDS. 63 00:02:30,584 --> 00:02:32,785 - HMM, YES, YES. 64 00:02:32,786 --> 00:02:35,955 ARE YOU SUGGESTING I FORGE AN EVIL ALLIANCE? 65 00:02:35,956 --> 00:02:37,657 - UM, SOMETHING LIKE THAT... 66 00:02:37,658 --> 00:02:39,792 - THAT IS AN EXCELLENT IDEA. 67 00:02:39,793 --> 00:02:43,596 BUT WHERE WOULD SOMEONE LIKE ME FIND NEW FRIENDS? 68 00:02:43,597 --> 00:02:46,699 - WELL, USUALLY WHEN I'M TRYING TO FIND SOMETHING, 69 00:02:46,700 --> 00:02:48,601 I JUST LOOK IT UP IN THE PHONE BOOK. 70 00:02:48,602 --> 00:02:53,005 - [grunting] OH, GREAT, THANKS. 71 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:56,175 [straining] NOW LET'S SEE HERE... 72 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:59,646 AH, HERE WE GO. "EVIL VILLAIN FOR HIRE." 73 00:02:59,647 --> 00:03:02,715 "CALL MAN RAY. NO JOB TOO DIABOLICAL." 74 00:03:02,716 --> 00:03:05,285 - MAN RAY? BUT HE'S ONE OF BIKINI BOTTOM'S 75 00:03:05,286 --> 00:03:07,119 MOST NOTORIOUS SUPER VILLAINS. 76 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:09,889 ARCH-NEMESIS OF FAMED TELEVISION SUPERHEROES MERMAID MAN 77 00:03:09,890 --> 00:03:12,359 AND BARNACLE BOY... AND HE'S IN THE PHONE BOOK? 78 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:14,794 - [cackling] - PLANKTON. 79 00:03:14,795 --> 00:03:17,330 YOU WERE LOOKING UNDER "FIENDS," NOT "FRIENDS." 80 00:03:17,331 --> 00:03:19,198 - OH, I KNOW, SPONGEBOB. 81 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:21,200 I KNOW. 82 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:25,338 [laughing] 83 00:03:25,339 --> 00:03:28,107 - [laughing] 84 00:03:28,108 --> 00:03:34,113 both: [laughing] 85 00:03:34,114 --> 00:03:36,383 - [chortling] 86 00:03:36,384 --> 00:03:40,987 MAN RAY, WE MEET AT LONG LAST. 87 00:03:40,988 --> 00:03:42,789 AND WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT TO FIND YOU HERE, 88 00:03:42,790 --> 00:03:46,058 WORKING A PART-TIME JOB RESTOCKING VENDING MACHINES? 89 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:49,862 THAT'S VERY CLEVER, MAN RAY, VERY CLEVER. 90 00:03:49,863 --> 00:03:53,165 AND NOW LET US JOIN IN EVIL ALLIANCE. 91 00:03:53,166 --> 00:03:54,701 - HAVE WE MET? 92 00:03:54,702 --> 00:03:58,505 - [laughing] DON'T YOU REMEMBER? WE SPOKE ON THE PHONE. 93 00:03:58,506 --> 00:04:01,774 I, PLANKTON, KNOW OF A SECRET FORMULA. 94 00:04:01,775 --> 00:04:04,577 A FORMULA THAT HOLDS THE SECRET. 95 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:08,781 THE OH-SO-PRECIOUS SECRET OF THE KRUSTY KRAB, 96 00:04:08,782 --> 00:04:11,183 AND HE WHO CONTROLS THE KRUSTY KRAB 97 00:04:11,184 --> 00:04:13,620 CONTROLS BIKINI BOTTOM. 98 00:04:13,621 --> 00:04:16,188 ONCE THAT FORMULA IS IN OUR POSSESSION, WE... 99 00:04:16,189 --> 00:04:18,958 - [grunting] I'M LISTENING. 100 00:04:18,959 --> 00:04:21,528 - THEN TOGETHER WE WILL STEAL THE FORMULA, 101 00:04:21,529 --> 00:04:24,331 CRUSH MR. KRABS, AND RULE THE WORLD! 102 00:04:24,332 --> 00:04:27,166 [cackling] 103 00:04:27,167 --> 00:04:30,704 - [whistling] 104 00:04:35,142 --> 00:04:36,776 OOH? 105 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:37,844 PLANKTON! 106 00:04:37,845 --> 00:04:39,679 - OH, DON'T MIND ME, KRABS. 107 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:42,148 I'M JUST TAKING A FEW MEASUREMENTS. 108 00:04:42,149 --> 00:04:43,983 I WANT TO MAKE SURE THERE'S ENOUGH ROOM 109 00:04:43,984 --> 00:04:47,154 TO INSTALL A HOT TUB WHEN I ASSUME OWNERSHIP OF THIS DUMP. 110 00:04:48,689 --> 00:04:52,224 BUT BEFORE YOU TOSS ME OUT LIKE YESTERDAY'S GARBAGE, 111 00:04:52,225 --> 00:04:54,226 THERE'S SOMEONE I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET. 112 00:04:54,227 --> 00:04:55,928 COME ON OUT, PARTNER. 113 00:04:55,929 --> 00:04:58,164 - PARTNER? THAT'S THE SILLIEST THING YOU'VE EVER... 114 00:04:58,165 --> 00:04:59,199 AAH! AAH! AAH! 115 00:05:02,703 --> 00:05:05,438 - I WANT YOU TO SAY HELLO TO MY NEW PARTNER 116 00:05:05,439 --> 00:05:09,609 AND YOUR NEW OVERLORD... MAN RAY. 117 00:05:09,610 --> 00:05:11,511 - HELLO. 118 00:05:11,512 --> 00:05:13,613 AAH! 119 00:05:13,614 --> 00:05:15,648 - HMM, WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID? 120 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:17,950 - HANG ONTO YOUR HATS AND GLASSES! 121 00:05:17,951 --> 00:05:19,752 DOOM IS UPON US... 122 00:05:19,753 --> 00:05:23,322 AND IT'S DRESSED IN A RED LEOTARD! 123 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:25,091 - MR. KRABS! 124 00:05:25,092 --> 00:05:26,893 YOU SAID TO HANG ONTO YOUR GLASSES, 125 00:05:26,894 --> 00:05:30,062 BUT ALL I COULD FIND WERE THESE EXTRA-LARGE MILKSHAKE CUPS. 126 00:05:30,063 --> 00:05:31,464 DO THESE COUNT? 127 00:05:31,465 --> 00:05:32,865 - NEVER MIND THAT NOW. 128 00:05:32,866 --> 00:05:34,200 I WANT YOU TO GO UP TO THE ROOF 129 00:05:34,201 --> 00:05:35,402 AND LIGHT THE MERMAID MAN 130 00:05:35,403 --> 00:05:37,370 AND BARNACLE BOY EMERGENCY SEARCHLIGHT. 131 00:05:37,371 --> 00:05:39,138 - MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY EMERGENCY SEARCHLIGHT? 132 00:05:39,139 --> 00:05:40,440 OH, WHAT FOR? 133 00:05:40,441 --> 00:05:43,743 - BECAUSE WE'RE HAVING AN EMERGENCY! 134 00:05:43,744 --> 00:05:47,947 - OH, AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN. 135 00:05:47,948 --> 00:05:51,117 - IT LOOKS LIKE KRABS ISN'T AS FOOLISH AS I THOUGHT. 136 00:05:51,118 --> 00:05:52,919 HE'S BOARDED UP THE FRONT ENTRANCE. 137 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:56,155 I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT WE NEED TO DO NOW. 138 00:05:56,156 --> 00:05:58,257 - RIGHT, OF COURSE. 139 00:05:58,258 --> 00:06:02,895 - YOU CAN RELAX NOW, SQUIDWARD. THEY'RE NOT GETTING IN. 140 00:06:02,896 --> 00:06:03,930 NEVER MIND. 141 00:06:03,931 --> 00:06:05,765 - WHERE IS IT? WHERE IS IT? 142 00:06:05,766 --> 00:06:07,900 THAT SEARCHLIGHT COULD BE ANYWHERE UP HERE. 143 00:06:07,901 --> 00:06:09,136 OH, THERE. 144 00:06:10,904 --> 00:06:14,708 YES, MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY WILL BE HERE IN NO TIME. 145 00:06:18,011 --> 00:06:20,880 I GUESS THIS IS ONLY GOOD FOR NIGHTTIME EMERGENCIES. 146 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:23,616 [panting] 147 00:06:23,617 --> 00:06:25,017 HELP! HELP! 148 00:06:25,018 --> 00:06:28,254 MUST FIND MERMAID MAN... BARNACLE BOY. 149 00:06:28,255 --> 00:06:31,792 MAN RAY! KRUSTY KRAB! TAKING OVER! 150 00:06:34,528 --> 00:06:35,962 - SORRY, KID. 151 00:06:35,963 --> 00:06:40,267 THIS IS A RETIREMENT COMMUNITY, NOT AN INSANE ASYLUM. 152 00:06:43,504 --> 00:06:45,104 - [snoring] 153 00:06:45,105 --> 00:06:48,407 - [slurping] 154 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:50,409 - [gasping] [knocking] 155 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:52,579 - HUH? DO YOU HEAR THAT? 156 00:06:52,580 --> 00:06:54,647 - PROBABLY THAT OLD AIR CONDITIONER ACTING UP. 157 00:06:54,648 --> 00:06:57,384 - I'LL FIX IT. 158 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:01,722 YOU OLD PIECE OF JUNK. 159 00:07:04,625 --> 00:07:06,192 YEP, THAT MUST'VE BEEN IT. 160 00:07:06,193 --> 00:07:08,294 IT'S NOT MAKING THAT SOUND ANYMORE. 161 00:07:08,295 --> 00:07:12,865 - WELL, WELL, WELL, THE KRUSTY KRAB IS FINALLY OURS. 162 00:07:12,866 --> 00:07:16,302 NOW WE CAN TAKE THE SECRET FORMULA AND RULE THE WORLD. 163 00:07:16,303 --> 00:07:17,770 HAND IT OVER, EUGENE. 164 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:20,907 - NO WAY. YOU'LL NEVER KNOW THE SECRET 165 00:07:20,908 --> 00:07:22,308 OF MAKING KRABBY PATTIES. 166 00:07:22,309 --> 00:07:23,610 - WAIT A MINUTE. 167 00:07:23,611 --> 00:07:25,678 I THOUGHT YOU SAID THIS WAS THE SECRET FORMULA 168 00:07:25,679 --> 00:07:27,313 FOR WORLD DOMINATION. 169 00:07:27,314 --> 00:07:29,181 - THERE'S A DIRECT CORRELATION. 170 00:07:29,182 --> 00:07:31,283 DOMINATION IN THE FAST FOOD MARKETPLACE 171 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:33,352 LEADS TO TOTAL WORLD CONTROL. 172 00:07:33,353 --> 00:07:35,788 MAYBE YOU NEED TO TASTE A KRABBY PATTY. 173 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:37,323 THEN YOU'LL UNDERSTAND. 174 00:07:37,324 --> 00:07:41,260 YOU, THERE. BRING US A COUPLE OF KRABBY PATTIES A.S.A.P. 175 00:07:41,261 --> 00:07:42,995 - SQUIDWARD. 176 00:07:42,996 --> 00:07:44,697 SQUIDWARD. - HUH? 177 00:07:44,698 --> 00:07:47,000 I DON'T GET PAID ENOUGH FOR THIS. 178 00:07:52,072 --> 00:07:56,709 - HMM. 179 00:07:56,710 --> 00:07:58,745 GOOD AFTERNOON. 180 00:07:58,746 --> 00:07:59,813 - AFTERNOON, SIR. 181 00:08:01,381 --> 00:08:02,616 - [panting] 182 00:08:05,285 --> 00:08:07,353 [music playing] 183 00:08:07,354 --> 00:08:08,822 OOH. 184 00:08:09,857 --> 00:08:11,423 MERMAID MAN, BARNACLE BOY! 185 00:08:11,424 --> 00:08:13,826 - MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE? 186 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:18,398 - OF COURSE. 187 00:08:22,102 --> 00:08:24,937 I'M SORRY, BUT I'M GONNA HAVE TO EXCUSE MYSELF. 188 00:08:24,938 --> 00:08:27,940 I-I... - HI, HANDSOME. 189 00:08:27,941 --> 00:08:31,911 DO YOU WANT TO DANCE? - CERTAINLY. 190 00:08:31,912 --> 00:08:34,881 - HANDS OFF, I SAW HIM FIRST. 191 00:08:34,882 --> 00:08:36,916 - THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK, SISTER. 192 00:08:36,917 --> 00:08:39,285 - IT'S MY TURN. - I SAW HIM FIRST. 193 00:08:39,286 --> 00:08:41,487 - NO, I SAW HIM FIRST. - I WANT TO DANCE. 194 00:08:41,488 --> 00:08:43,189 - MERMAID MAN! BARNACLE BOY! 195 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:45,424 - I MEAN, I REALLY NEVER LIKED THESE THINGS ANYWAY. 196 00:08:45,425 --> 00:08:47,561 - AAH! MERMAID MAN! 197 00:08:49,496 --> 00:08:51,097 - AH, HERE WE GO. 198 00:08:51,098 --> 00:08:54,200 - TWO KRABBY PATTIES. ENJOY YOUR MEAL. 199 00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:58,105 - OH, WE WILL. WE'LL ENJOY IT A LOT, SLAVE. 200 00:08:59,172 --> 00:09:01,340 - [gobbling] 201 00:09:01,341 --> 00:09:02,909 [belches] - WELL... 202 00:09:02,910 --> 00:09:06,045 NOW THAT YOU'VE EXPERIENCED A KRABBY PATTY FIRSTHAND, 203 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:08,915 ARE YOU READY TO ASSUME CONTROL OF THE SECRET FORMULA 204 00:09:08,916 --> 00:09:10,617 AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD? 205 00:09:10,618 --> 00:09:13,586 - MMM, IT CERTAINLY WAS TASTY. 206 00:09:13,587 --> 00:09:15,788 BUT I THINK I NEED TO TRY ANOTHER ONE 207 00:09:15,789 --> 00:09:17,423 BEFORE I KNOW FOR SURE. 208 00:09:17,424 --> 00:09:20,159 - HEY, THAT ONE WAS MINE! - [belches] 209 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:23,095 - WELL, ARE YOU SATISFIED? 210 00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:25,765 CAN WE GET ON WITH OUR LIVES NOW? 211 00:09:25,766 --> 00:09:29,602 - HMM, SATISFIED? NOT QUITE. 212 00:09:29,603 --> 00:09:33,239 I THINK THIS WILL REQUIRE ANOTHER HELPING OF RESEARCH. 213 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:34,674 UH, YOU, THERE. 214 00:09:34,675 --> 00:09:37,810 ANOTHER PLATTER OF YOUR FINEST KRABBY PATTIES, PLEASE. 215 00:09:37,811 --> 00:09:39,712 - [groaning] 216 00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:42,514 - MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY! MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY! 217 00:09:42,515 --> 00:09:44,817 MERMAID MAN AND... WHOA! 218 00:09:44,818 --> 00:09:46,719 AAH! 219 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:49,555 - WHAT THE... - IS NAPTIME OVER ALREADY? 220 00:09:49,556 --> 00:09:52,091 - COME QUICK! KRUSTY KRAB IS IN DIRE STRAITS! 221 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:53,459 PLANKTON AND MAN RAY TEAMED UP, 222 00:09:53,460 --> 00:09:54,994 AND BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... [babbling] 223 00:09:54,995 --> 00:09:57,229 - THIS MUST BE ONE OF THE NEW GUYS. 224 00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:58,831 - WELL, KID, WE'D LIKE TO HELP OUT, 225 00:09:58,832 --> 00:10:00,566 BUT WE CAN'T JUST YET. 226 00:10:00,567 --> 00:10:01,734 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T? 227 00:10:01,735 --> 00:10:03,502 - WELL, WE JUST WOKE UP FROM OUR NAP. 228 00:10:03,503 --> 00:10:07,740 - AND AFTER NAPTIME IS WHEN THEY USUALLY SERVE ICE CREAM. 229 00:10:07,741 --> 00:10:11,477 - SO IN THE MEANTIME, UH, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO BE YOUR OWN HERO. 230 00:10:11,478 --> 00:10:14,114 - UNLESS YOU WANT TO WAIT FOR ICE CREAM TOO. 231 00:10:16,717 --> 00:10:17,850 - [panting] 232 00:10:17,851 --> 00:10:19,418 - SPONGEBOB, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 233 00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:21,087 I'VE BEEN COVERING FOR YOU ON THE GRILL 234 00:10:21,088 --> 00:10:23,055 FOR THE PAST THREE HOURS. 235 00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:25,524 MY ARM FEELS LIKE IT'S GONNA SNAP IN HALF. 236 00:10:25,525 --> 00:10:27,326 - [gobbling] 237 00:10:27,327 --> 00:10:29,328 - IT'S THAT GUY IN RED. 238 00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:31,630 HE'S A REALLY HIGH-MAINTENANCE CUSTOMER. 239 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:35,267 - CAN WE PLEASE STEAL THE SECRET FORMULA NOW? 240 00:10:35,268 --> 00:10:37,069 PRETTY PLEASE, MAN RAY? 241 00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:38,771 - I MUST HAVE MORE. 242 00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:40,472 BRING ME MORE KRABBY PATTIES. 243 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:44,543 BRING MORE KRABBY PATTIES! 244 00:10:44,544 --> 00:10:45,912 - STAND ASIDE, SQUIDWARD. 245 00:10:45,913 --> 00:10:47,881 I'M GONNA BE MY OWN HERO. 246 00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:52,584 THANK YOU, SIR. ENJOY YOUR MEAL. 247 00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:56,422 - AT LAST. [gobbling] 248 00:10:56,423 --> 00:10:58,057 - ALL RIGHT, FINE. 249 00:10:58,058 --> 00:11:01,393 I'LL JUST STEAL THE SECRET FORMULA MYSELF. 250 00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:04,997 OH, AND MAN RAY? THIS FRIENDSHIP IS OVER. 251 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:09,235 - [belching] 252 00:11:09,236 --> 00:11:11,738 - NO, NO, NO MORE. 253 00:11:11,739 --> 00:11:15,674 CAN'T. EAT. ANOTHER... 254 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,577 - THERE HE IS. 255 00:11:18,879 --> 00:11:23,850 ALL RIGHT, MAN RAY. LUNCHTIME'S OVER. 256 00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:27,219 - WHAT? HOW DID YOU TWO KNOW I WAS HERE? 257 00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:29,488 - A LITTLE SPONGE TOLD US. 258 00:11:29,489 --> 00:11:32,258 - THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. 259 00:11:32,259 --> 00:11:35,661 - HERE YOU GO, PLANKTON. - WHAT'S THIS? 260 00:11:35,662 --> 00:11:39,165 - IT'S THE BILL. FOR YOUR PARTNER. 261 00:11:39,166 --> 00:11:41,869 All: [laughing] 262 00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:55,314 - JUST CLOCK OUT ALREADY. 263 00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:57,850 - I'M TRYING, SQUIDWARD. 264 00:11:57,851 --> 00:12:01,087 BUT CLOCKING OUT IS THE MOST UPSETTING PART OF THE DAY. 265 00:12:01,088 --> 00:12:02,721 AT LEAST SOON I'LL BE HOME, 266 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,523 WHERE I CAN RELIVE ALL THE WONDERFUL MOMENTS 267 00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:05,691 FROM MY DAY AT WORK. 268 00:12:05,692 --> 00:12:08,060 I'M ALL OVER IT, BOSS MAN. 269 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:11,297 ORDER UP, GARE-WARD. - [meowing] 270 00:12:11,298 --> 00:12:13,265 - IT'S JUST SO HARD TO LEAVE, 271 00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:15,935 EVEN FOR ONE NIGHT. 272 00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:19,638 - I BEG TO DIFFER. 273 00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:21,808 I MEAN, JUST LOOK AT THIS PLACE. 274 00:12:21,809 --> 00:12:23,509 IT'S DISGUSTING. 275 00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:26,013 NOT TO MENTION OUR CHEAP BOSS. 276 00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:30,082 - WHOO-HOO! GOT IT. 277 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,450 HEY, WHO ARE YOU CALLING CHEAP? 278 00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:34,987 - THE GUY WHO WON'T EVEN SPRING FOR A DOORMAT. 279 00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:37,423 - OH, GIVE ME A BREAK, MR. COMPLAINS-A-LOT. 280 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:41,027 AS IF YOU WOULD KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT RUNNING A RESTAURANT. 281 00:12:41,028 --> 00:12:42,428 [laughing] 282 00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:44,196 - WELL, IF I DID RUN A RESTAURANT, 283 00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:47,066 MY EXQUISITE TASTE AND GOURMET KNOW-HOW 284 00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:49,802 WOULD HAVE CUSTOMERS WAITING IN LINE FOR YEARS 285 00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:51,070 JUST TO GET A TABLE. 286 00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:55,741 - [laughing] 287 00:12:55,742 --> 00:13:00,112 [chortling] SEE YOU FELLOWS TOMORROW. 288 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:03,249 GOURMET KNOW-HOW. [laughing] 289 00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:04,516 - LAUGH IT UP. 290 00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:06,085 MY KNOWLEDGE AND INTELLIGENCE 291 00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:09,388 COULD MAKE EVEN THE CHUM BUCKET A SUCCESS. 292 00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:11,490 - HEY. HEY! 293 00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:13,926 HEY! 294 00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:15,562 I'M YELLING OVER HERE! 295 00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:23,903 - OUCH, OOH, I THINK I PICKED UP A TICK. 296 00:13:23,904 --> 00:13:25,737 PLANKTON, WHAT DO YOU WANT? 297 00:13:25,738 --> 00:13:28,607 - WELL, I'D LIKE TO TAKE YOU UP ON YOUR OFFER 298 00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:30,843 TO MAKE THE CHUM BUCKET A SUCCESS. 299 00:13:30,844 --> 00:13:33,812 - OH, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. 300 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:36,082 - I DON'T VALUE YOU AT ALL. 301 00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:37,984 - I'LL DO IT. 302 00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:40,887 - DON'T YOU THINK THAT WORKING AT THE CHUM BUCKET 303 00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:43,890 AND THE KRUSTY KRAB IS A CONFLICT OF INTEREST, SQUIDWARD? 304 00:13:43,891 --> 00:13:46,492 - GEE, SPONGEBOB, I HADN'T THOUGHT OF THAT. 305 00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:47,960 YOU'RE RIGHT. 306 00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:50,396 I QUIT. 307 00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:53,799 ICK, A BIT INDUSTRIAL, 308 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:54,901 BUT I CAN MAKE IT WORK. 309 00:13:54,902 --> 00:13:58,570 YOU CALL THIS A KITCHEN? 310 00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:00,739 WE SHOULD START BY TEARING OUT THIS WALL 311 00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:04,610 SO THE CHEF IS VISIBLE TO HIS ADORING FANS. 312 00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:07,546 - GREAT, TWO MEGALOMANIACS. 313 00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:10,082 - I DON'T SEE ANY USE FOR ALL THESE OLD CLAPTRAPS. 314 00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:12,084 WE SHOULD JUST BREAK THEM DOWN FOR PARTS. 315 00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:15,554 - BUT... BUT THAT'S MY CHUM-FUELED ANTENNAE MASSAGER. 316 00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:18,324 - OH, I'M SORRY, REMIND ME... 317 00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:20,226 WHO'S IN COMPLETE CREATIVE CONTROL HERE? 318 00:14:20,227 --> 00:14:23,395 - ANYONE CAN COME IN AND REDECORATE, PAL. 319 00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:24,696 BUT YOU STILL HAVEN'T PROVEN 320 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,332 HOW YOU'RE GONNA MAKE CHUM EDIBLE. 321 00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:29,635 - SO I GUESS THE PROOF IS IN THE PUDDING, THEN, ISN'T IT? 322 00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:30,970 - YOU'RE MAKING CHUM PUDDING? 323 00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:34,473 - I'M MAKING CHUM FRICASSEE. 324 00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:36,008 - FRICA-WHAT? 325 00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:39,378 - SEE, PLANKTON, THERE'S A TRICK TO MAKING CHUM EDIBLE. 326 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:41,613 [sniffing] 327 00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:42,982 WE JUST GOT TO FOLLOW 328 00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:45,717 GRANDMA TENTACLES'S SECRET FRICASSEE RECIPE. 329 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:49,521 - SECRET RECIPE, YOU SAY, EH? WHAT'S IN IT? 330 00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:51,657 - NICE TRY, TINY CYCLOPS. 331 00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:53,559 YOU WON'T GET GRANDMA'S DELICATE MIX 332 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:56,295 OF SEASONINGS AND SPICES THAT EASILY. 333 00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:59,031 BUT PREPARATION CANNOT BE RUSHED. 334 00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:02,935 EACH BATCH MUST SIMMER FOR EXACTLY 24 HOURS. 335 00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:04,736 - 24 HOURS LATER. 336 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,372 - [snoring] 337 00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:08,774 WHO TOOK MY BLUE BLANKY? HUH? 338 00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:13,245 THIS IS THE SECRET STUFF? DOESN'T LOOK VERY PROMISING. 339 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:15,514 - OH, JUST TASTE IT ALREADY. 340 00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:19,519 - [sniffing] WELL, THE SMELL DOESN'T MAKE ME RETCH. 341 00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:26,892 HEY, THAT AIN'T BAD AT ALL. 342 00:15:26,893 --> 00:15:29,362 IT'S ACTUALLY AMAZING. 343 00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:37,336 THIS IS GOLD IN THE FORM OF CHUM. 344 00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:43,009 SQUIDWARD, MY FRIEND, YOU'LL BE THE TOAST OF BIKINI BOTTOM. 345 00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:46,745 THIS RECIPE IS GOING TO MAKE YOU A STAR. 346 00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:48,480 - A STAR. 347 00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:51,217 - A STAR. 348 00:15:51,218 --> 00:15:53,085 - HELLO, HUNGRY EATERS. 349 00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:55,521 IT'S TIME FOR FLAVORS OF THE BOTTOM, 350 00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:58,524 A DELECTABLE LOOK AT DINING OUT IN BIKINI BOTTOM, 351 00:15:58,525 --> 00:16:01,227 WITH YOUR HOST PERCH PERKINS. 352 00:16:01,228 --> 00:16:02,995 - HEY, ALL YOU BOTTOM FEEDERS. 353 00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:05,031 IF YOU'VE ALREADY EATEN, WELL, YOU MIGHT WANT 354 00:16:05,032 --> 00:16:06,698 TO MAKE ROOM FOR SECONDS, 355 00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:09,435 'CAUSE WE'RE TASTING BIKINI BOTTOM'S SENSATIONAL 356 00:16:09,436 --> 00:16:12,404 NEW UPSCALE EATERY, LE CHUM BUCKET. 357 00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:14,806 LOOK AT ALL THOSE CLASSY DINERS. 358 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:15,974 WHAT'S ON THE MENU? 359 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,410 IT'S CALLED CHUM FRICASSEE. 360 00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:21,547 EARLIER, I SPOKE TO HEAD CHEF SQUIDWARD TENTACLES. 361 00:16:21,548 --> 00:16:27,519 HE SHARED WITH US WHY IT'S SUCH A FRICA-SUCCESS. 362 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:30,656 - ACTUALLY, I CAN'T SHARE THE RECIPE WITH YOU. 363 00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:33,459 IT'S A SECRET. - WHAT? 364 00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:35,627 - [laughing] THAT'S RIGHT, KRABS. 365 00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:38,664 NOW WE HAVE A SECRET FORMULA, 366 00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:42,668 AND IT'S IN A BOTTLE, AND YOU CAN'T HAVE IT. 367 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:45,337 - GIVE THAT BACK, PLEASE. THANK YOU. 368 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,206 - SECRET! - WELL, 369 00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:50,809 IT'S CLEARLY NO SECRET... - SAY "FRICASSEE." 370 00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:53,345 - THAT LE CHUM BUCKET IS A HIT. 371 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:54,780 - CHEF SQUIDWARD, CHEF SQUIDWARD! 372 00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:56,282 - WILL YOU SIGN THIS, PLEASE? 373 00:16:56,283 --> 00:16:58,684 - ANYTHING FOR MY FANS. 374 00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:00,486 - THIS IS MUTINY. 375 00:17:00,487 --> 00:17:02,688 AND THE PUBLIC IS ACTUALLY EATING IT. 376 00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:05,591 WELL, AT LEAST OUR LOYAL CLIENTELE HAVEN'T JUMPED 377 00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:06,925 ON THE CHUM WAGON. 378 00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:08,728 - DON'T SPEAK TOO SOON, MR. KRABS. 379 00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:13,732 - SO WE'RE HAVING A SLOW DAY. 380 00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:15,834 AT LEAST OLD JETHRA HAS STUCK WITH US. 381 00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:18,537 THAT KRABBY PATTY HITTING THE SPOT, JETHRA? 382 00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:21,673 - ACTUALLY, THEY WAS ALL FILLED UP AT THE CHUM BUCKET, 383 00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:23,442 SO I HAD TO GET MY CHUM TO GO. 384 00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:27,214 I GOT IT SIGNED BY SQUIDWARD HIMSELF, THOUGH. 385 00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:34,154 - TIME TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS. 386 00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:38,757 OOH. 387 00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:42,161 JUST ACT LIKE YOU'RE ANOTHER FANCY CUSTOMER. 388 00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:44,430 - AYE, AYE, MR. KRABS... - SHH! 389 00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:47,399 [stammering] WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU? 390 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,801 HIGHFALUTIN CUSTOMERS DON'T BARK AT THE TOP 391 00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:51,370 OF THEIR LUNGS LIKE A SEADOG. 392 00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:52,638 - OOPS, UM... 393 00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:55,040 I MEAN, I FANCY A BIT OF THE OLD CHUM. 394 00:17:55,041 --> 00:17:57,176 INDEED I DO, SQUIRE. 395 00:17:57,177 --> 00:18:01,513 - GOOD EVENING, MADAM. TABLE FOR TWO, PLEASE. 396 00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:02,714 - YOUR NAME? 397 00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:05,485 - I BE EUGENE... ER... I MEAN, UH... 398 00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:09,655 SIR KRUMPLE O'WRAPPER. 399 00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:12,358 UH, THAT'S MY NAME, DON'T WEAR IT OUT. 400 00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:15,194 - ALL RIGHT, LET'S PULL UP YOUR RESERVATION. 401 00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:17,329 OH, I'M SO SORRY, SIR. 402 00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:19,898 I'M NOT SHOWING ANY "O'WRAPPER." 403 00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:22,801 RESERVATION? IN THIS SINKHOLE? 404 00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:25,337 - THERE'S A TWO-YEAR WAIT FOR A TABLE. 405 00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:28,006 - WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM? 406 00:18:28,007 --> 00:18:31,343 WELL, WELL, WELL... 407 00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:36,148 IF IT ISN'T MR. KRABS AND SPONGEBOB. 408 00:18:36,149 --> 00:18:37,449 NOW JUST FOLLOW ME. 409 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:40,753 I BELIEVE I HAVE A TABLE RESERVED JUST FOR YOU. 410 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:46,159 BON APPÉTIT, SUCKERS. [laughing] 411 00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:54,099 all: [laughing] 412 00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:58,337 SEE YOU IN TWO YEARS. [laughing] 413 00:18:58,338 --> 00:19:01,407 - YEAH, SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT, KRABS. 414 00:19:01,408 --> 00:19:02,741 [laughing] 415 00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:04,344 all: [laughing] 416 00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:09,816 - ONE WEEK LATER. 417 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,226 - I WAS HERE FIRST. 418 00:19:20,227 --> 00:19:21,227 - NO, I WAS. 419 00:19:21,228 --> 00:19:22,994 - ONE AT A TIME, PLEASE. 420 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:26,298 - OH, MR. TENTACLES, IT'S SO NICE TO FINALLY MEET YOU. 421 00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:27,900 - YES, ISN'T IT? 422 00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:30,102 NEXT? WHOA! 423 00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:33,572 PLANKTON! - YEAH, WHAT'S UP? 424 00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:36,442 - ARE YOU NOT SEEING THE LINE OF PEOPLE OUT THERE? 425 00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:38,744 WHAT'S THE HOLD-UP WITH THAT NEW BATCH OF FRICASSEE? 426 00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:40,078 - WHAT'S THE HOLD-UP? 427 00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:45,451 YOU SAID IT TOOK EXACTLY 24 HOURS. 428 00:19:45,452 --> 00:19:47,118 - I DON'T CARE IF IT ISN'T FINISHED. 429 00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:48,387 JUST TAKE THE ORDERS. 430 00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:50,656 - BUT I HAVEN'T EVEN SAUTÉED IT YET. 431 00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:52,624 WHATEVER YOU SAY. 432 00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:55,994 - [sniffling] WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 433 00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:59,465 WHAT AM I GONNA DO? [sobbing] 434 00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:02,100 - OH, SIR, I'M SURE THAT THAT NEW CHUM FRICASSEE 435 00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:03,936 CAN'T TASTE BETTER THAN A KRABBY PATTY. 436 00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:07,072 - THANK YOU, SIR. COME AGAIN. 437 00:20:07,073 --> 00:20:08,407 ENJOY YOUR LEFTOVERS. 438 00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:11,109 - OH, I WILL. - [sniffling] 439 00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:12,878 [weeping] 440 00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:17,316 - PLEASE, SIR, TAKE MY CHUM. 441 00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:20,686 IT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO TO HELP. 442 00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:21,687 POOR GUYS. 443 00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:24,557 - YOU GO FIRST, BOY. 444 00:20:27,527 --> 00:20:29,328 - HEY, THIS IS GREAT. 445 00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:31,597 - BETTER THAN A KRABBY PATTY? 446 00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:33,266 - A WHAT? 447 00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:39,838 - THIS IS DELICIOUS. 448 00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:43,675 NO! I'M RUINED! 449 00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:46,045 [sobbing] 450 00:20:49,882 --> 00:20:51,249 - HERE YOU GO, FOLKS. 451 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:55,922 ENJOY MY WORLD FAMOUS FRICASSEE. 452 00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:58,123 GRANDMA! 453 00:20:58,124 --> 00:21:00,859 - SOMEONE'S BEEN COOKING MY RECIPE. 454 00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:01,993 [sniffing] 455 00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:04,963 AND THEY'RE DOING IT WRONG. 456 00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:06,565 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 457 00:21:06,566 --> 00:21:10,101 - SAVING MY RECIPE FROM MY BUMBLING GRANDSON. 458 00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:13,539 - OW! I DIDN'T DO IT. UH, UH... 459 00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:15,907 IT WAS HIM. - WHAT? 460 00:21:15,908 --> 00:21:18,176 OH, YOU'RE NOT PINNING THIS ON ME. 461 00:21:18,177 --> 00:21:20,646 YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T CARE IF IT WAS READY OR NOT. 462 00:21:20,647 --> 00:21:22,848 - OKAY, I ADMIT IT, I ADMIT IT. 463 00:21:22,849 --> 00:21:25,851 BUT... BUT WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? OW! 464 00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:29,154 THE BIG DEAL IS WHEN THE CHUM'S NOT COOKED 465 00:21:29,155 --> 00:21:32,991 FOR EXACTLY 24 HOURS, 466 00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:37,463 IT CAUSES SEVERE TUMMY TROUBLE. 467 00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:40,265 - YOU FED US UNDERCOOKED CHUM? 468 00:21:40,266 --> 00:21:43,602 - TEAR HIM APART, PEOPLE! 469 00:21:43,603 --> 00:21:45,170 [general uproar] 470 00:21:45,171 --> 00:21:48,574 - I'VE HAD IT, AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE. 471 00:21:48,575 --> 00:21:52,478 [general uproar] 472 00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:54,280 - NOT THE NAPKINS! 473 00:21:55,715 --> 00:21:58,116 - HE GOT WHAT HE DESERVED, THAT'S WHAT I SAY. 474 00:21:58,117 --> 00:21:59,985 All: [screaming] 475 00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:02,621 - IT'S ON FIRE! IT'S ALL BURNING! 476 00:22:02,622 --> 00:22:05,023 RUN! 477 00:22:05,024 --> 00:22:07,759 - MY RESTAURANT! [weeping] 478 00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:10,629 - MY FAN BASE! [weeping] 479 00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:12,932 - I HOPE YOU LEARNED YOUR LESSON, GENIUS. 480 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,067 - OW! [whimpering] 481 00:22:16,068 --> 00:22:17,703 - GEE, MR. KRABS. 482 00:22:17,704 --> 00:22:20,372 IT SURE WAS NICE OF YOU TO HIRE SQUIDWARD BACK, 483 00:22:20,373 --> 00:22:22,874 ESPECIALLY SINCE HE TRIED TO DESTROY YOUR BUSINESS AND ALL. 484 00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:25,110 - I FIGURE IT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO FOR HIM 485 00:22:25,111 --> 00:22:27,713 AFTER CAUSING ALL THAT MAYHEM OVER AT THE CHUM BUCKET. 486 00:22:27,714 --> 00:22:31,483 IN FACT, I PROMOTED HIM. 487 00:22:31,484 --> 00:22:33,652 HE'S OUR NEW DOORMAT. 488 00:22:33,653 --> 00:22:36,555 - NO! [groaning] 489 00:22:36,556 --> 00:22:39,357 [grunting] 490 00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:41,794 LIVING THE DREAM. [groaning] 34877

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