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[holiday music]
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♪
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[sniffing]
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[tires screeching]
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- MERRY CHRISTMAS, KIDS.
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I BET YOU'RE WONDERING
WHY OL' PATCHY
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HAS THIS MAIL TRUCK.
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WELL, THIS YEAR I WANTED
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TO BE ABSOLUTELY SURE
SANTA GOT ME LETTER.
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SO I GAVE MR. MAILMAN
THE DAY OFF.
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[mailman, muffled cries]
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- DO YOU EVEN KNOW
HOW TO GET TO THE NORTH POLE?
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- OH, POTTY,
YOU SILLY PARROT.
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EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT
THE DIRECTIONS TO THE NORTH POLE
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ARE RIGHT IN THE LYRICS
OF THE SONG JINGLE BELLS.
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♪ DASHING THROUGH
THE SNOW ♪
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[mumbling]
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♪ THROUGH THE FIELDS
WE GO ♪
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♪ FA LA LA LA LA
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OKAY, SO WE'RE LOOKING FOR
SOME FIELDS THEN?
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- NO, PATCHY, THE DIRECTIONS
TO THE NORTH POLE
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ARE IN THE SONG
THERE GOES SANTA CLAUS.
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♪ THERE GOES SANTA CLAUS
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♪ THERE GOES SANTA CLAUS
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♪ LEFT ON SANTA CLAUS
DRIVE ♪
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SCURVY BRAIN.
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- YEAH, WELL, WE AIN'T TURNING
TILL WE SEE SOME FIELDS.
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- LOOK OUT,
THERE'S A FORK IN THE ROAD.
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- I DON'T SEE NO FORK.
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[tire popping]
AAH!
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[tires screeching]
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AAH!
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WHILE WE WAIT FOR THE TRUCK
TO STOP SPINNING,
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LET'S SEE WHAT SPONGEBOB
IS UP TO THIS CHRISTMAS.
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- READY FOR CHRISTMAS, KIDS?
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All: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.
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- I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
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All: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
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- ♪ OH!
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- ♪ HE LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA ♪
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♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
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♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE ♪
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♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
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♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE
BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪
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♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
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♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOAT LIKE A FISH ♪
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♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
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♪ FA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA LA ♪
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♪ FA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA LA ♪
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♪ FA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA LA ♪
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♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
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[bells ringing]
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♪ FA LA LA LA LA
CHRISTMAS ♪
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[clock ticking]
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[bells jingling]
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[piano playing]
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- ♪ OH IT'S DRAWING
VERY NEAR ♪
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♪ MY FAVORITE TIME
OF YEAR ♪
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♪ THE SNOW IS FALLING
AND THE COLD WIND BLOWS ♪
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♪ CHRISTMAS IS ALMOST HERE
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♪ AND I KNOW THAT
SANTA, SANTA, SANTA ♪
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♪ HAS HIS JOLLY
LITTLE EYES ON ME ♪
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♪ IT KEEPS ME WARM
AND FILLED WITH GLEE ♪
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♪ TO KNOW SANTA
HAS HIS EYES ON ME ♪
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♪ I LIGHT MY HOUSE
LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE ♪
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♪ FA LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LEE ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE SANTA,
SANTA, SANTA ♪
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♪ HAS HIS JOLLY LITTLE
[horn tooting]
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♪ EYES ON ME
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HI, SQUIDWARD,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TODAY?
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- ♪ STRINGING LIGHTS
SO SANTA KNOWS ♪
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♪ IN NO UNCERTAIN TERMS
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TO GO AWAY!
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- OKAY.
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♪ SANTA, SANTA, SANTA
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♪ HAS HIS JOLLY
LITTLE EYES ON ME ♪
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♪ HE SEES EVERYTHING I DO
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♪ WITH HIS LEFT EYE ON ME
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♪ AND HIS RIGHT EYE ON YOU
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OOH, WHAT'S THAT?
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- IT'S A TRAP.
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A TRAP FOR SANTA.
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- OOH, BAITED
WITH CHRISTMAS TREATS.
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- [to Sugar Plum Fairy]
♪ I WILL TRAP SANTA
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♪ IN MY BOX LOCKED UP
LIKE FORT KNOX ♪
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♪ AND MAKE HIM
STOP THE CLOCKS ♪
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♪ AND WE'LL HAVE CHRISTMAS ♪
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♪ ALL YEAR L-L-LONG
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HEY, A COOKIE!
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- ♪ OH SANTA, SANTA, SANTA
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♪ HAS HIS JOLLY
LITTLE EYES ON ME ♪
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♪ FA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LEE ♪
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♪ AND WHO IS THAT I SEE
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♪ UNDERNEATH HER
CHRISTMAS TREE? ♪
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- ♪ OH CHRISTMAS
OH CHRISTMAS ♪
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♪ IT'S SWEET MYSTERY ♪
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♪ I'LL MIX A DASH
OF CHRISTMAS CHEER ♪
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♪ WITH A CANDY CANE
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♪ AND DECONSTRUCTED
ALCHEMY ♪
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- MERRY CHRISTMAS, SANDY.
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- MERRY CHRISTMAS,
SPONGEBOB.
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- ♪ SANTA, SANTA, SANTA
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♪ HAS HIS JOLLY
LITTLE EYES ON ME ♪
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HI, MR. KRABS.
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ARE YOU READY FOR CHRISTMAS?
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- WHY, CHRISTMAS IS ME FAVORITE
TIME OF THE YEAR.
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AFTER ALL, 'TIS THE SEASON
OF GETTING.
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- DON'T YOU MEAN
THE SEASON OF GIVING?
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- EXACTLY.
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THE MORE YOU GIVE,
THE MORE I GET.
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[chuckling]
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- ♪ OH SANTA, SANTA, SANTA
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♪ HAS HIS EYE ON ME
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♪ HE SEES EVERYTHING
I'VE DONE ♪
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♪ EVERY PLOT, PLAN,
AND SCHEME ♪
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♪ IT'S JUST A BIT
OF FUN ♪
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♪ SANTA HAS HIS EYE ON ME
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♪ EVERY NAUGHTY DEED
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♪ IS WRITTEN
IN HIS SCROLL ♪
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♪ SO EVERY CHRISTMAS MORNING
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♪ I GET A STOCKING
FULL OF COAL ♪
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- MAYBE YOU WOULD GET
A REAL PRESENT FROM SANTA
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IF YOU WEREN'T THE BIGGEST JERK
IN BIKINI BOTTOM.
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- I'M WAY AHEAD OF YOU,
KAREN.
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THERE IS ONE ELEMENT
IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE
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THAT CAN TURN
EVEN THE NICEST SAP
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INTO THE BIGGEST JERK
THEY CAN BE.
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AND I, PLANKTON,
HAVE DISCOVERED IT.
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BEHOLD, JERKTONIUM.
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I'LL GIVE EVERYONE
IN BIKINI BOTTOM
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A PRESENT OF THE MOST INNOCENT
OF ALL HOLIDAY GOODIES,
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THE FRUITCAKE.
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AND EACH AND EVERY SLICE
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WILL BE LACED
WITH JERKTONIUM.
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ONCE INGESTED,
NO ONE CAN HELP BECOMING
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THE BIGGEST, CREEPIEST,
MEANEST JERK EVER.
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AND SANTA WILL REALIZE
THAT SHELDON J. PLANKTON
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ISN'T SO BAD AFTER ALL.
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AND THEN I'LL FINALLY GET WHAT
I REALLY WANT FOR CHRISTMAS,
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THE KRABBY PATTY
SECRET FORMULA.
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[oven dings]
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AND NOW FOR
THE MAIN INGREDIENT,
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JERKTONIUM.
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OKAY, JERKTONIUM,
DO YOUR STUFF.
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IT IS COMPLETE.
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[laughs maniacally]
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[chuckles]
THE JERKMAKER 9000
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WILL MAKE DOLING OUT
TAINTED FRUITCAKE A BREEZE.
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NOW, WHO'S GONNA BE
MY FIRST VICTIM?
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- HEY, PLANKTON,
WHAT YOU GOT THERE?
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[gasps]
HEY!
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IS THAT A FRUITCAKE
DISPENSER?
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YOU DON'T SUPPOSE I COULD
HAVE A PIECE, DO YOU?
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[ding]
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- SURE THING, FRUITCAKE.
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HERE YOU GO.
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HOT FROM THE OVEN
AND FULL OF LOVIN'.
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- [sniffing] OOH.
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OH, HOT! HOT! HOT!
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AHH.
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MMM. WOW, THIS IS GREAT.
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- SO HOW DO YOU FEEL?
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KIND OF CRANKY?
- NO.
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- SORT OF SURLY?
- MM-MM.
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- MAYBE JUST
A LITTLE BIT JERKY?
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- NO.
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I FEEL JUST LIKE
THIS CAKE TASTES,
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ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS.
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- HMM.
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HE MUST HAVE GOTTEN A PIECE
WITHOUT JERKTONIUM.
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HERE, TRY SOME MORE.
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- DON'T MIND IF I DO.
MMM.
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- HOW'S YOUR DANDER?
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IS IT UP?
- NO.
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HOW COULD I POSSIBLY
BE ANGRY WHEN MY TASTE BUDS
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ARE SWIMMING
IN CHRISTMAS CHEER?
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- OH, BOY.
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HERE COMES SOME MORE.
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[exclamations]
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- [groaning]
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HAVE SOME MORE!
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HAVE A WHOLE LOAD!
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HAVE A BAKER'S DOZEN.
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WELL?
- WELL...
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I THINK EVERYONE SHOULD
TASTE YOUR AMAZING FRUITCAKE.
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- MM, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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KNOCK YOURSELF OUT.
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STUPID HUNK OF JUNK-TONIUM.
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MY GIFT TO BIKINI BOTTOM.
BOY, OH, BOY.
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[caroling]
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- HELLO, FELLOW REVELERS.
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WOULD YOU LIKE
A CHRISTMAS TREAT?
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- WHY SURE, SPONGEBOB.
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- YEAH, WHO DOESN'T
LIKE TREATS?
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- NOTHING LOOSENS UP
THE OLD PIPES
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LIKE SOME FRUITCAKE.
DIG IN.
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- IT'S LIKE A PRESENT
FOR MY MOUTH.
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- I KNEW YOU'D LIKE IT.
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- HEY, DID WE COME HERE
TO SING OR EAT FANCY CAKE?
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- WHOA, CALM DOWN, BILL.
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WHAT DO YOU WANNA SING?
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- WELL, I WANNA SING THE ONLY
CHRISTMAS SONG THAT MATTERS
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AND THAT'S JINGLE BELLS.
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FROM THE TOP.
A ONE AND A TWO AND...
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- NO!
HOLD YOUR HOLLY!
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WE'RE SINGING THE BEST
CHRISTMAS SONG EVER,
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AND THAT'S SILVER BELLS.
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- WRONG BELLS, BUDDY.
- HEY!
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I WANNA SING "RANDOLPH,
THE RED-NOSED SEAHORSE."
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- OH, WHAT IS IT WITH YOU
AND THAT SONG?
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- IT'S GREAT TO SEE PEOPLE SO
PASSIONATE ABOUT THE HOLIDAYS.
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[overlapping yelling]
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- WHAT'S ALL THE RACKET?
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[overlapping yelling]
- WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
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THE JERKTONIUM SEEMS
TO WORK ON THESE JERKS.
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VERY INTERESTING.
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- OH, BOY,
A CHRISTMAS PARADE.
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THE PERFECT OCCASION TO SPREAD
SOME MOUTHWATERING JOY.
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♪ OH EVERYONE TRY
SOME HOT FRUITCAKE TODAY ♪
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♪ EAT IT ALL UP,
AND YOU WILL SHOUT HOORAY ♪
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all: YAY!
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- ♪ EVERYONE CAN GET BEHIND
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♪ A MOUTHFUL
OF WARM SUNSHINE ♪
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♪ EVERYONE EAT
A CHRISTMASTIME CLICHE ♪
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- [crying]
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- ♪ EVERYONE CAN GET BEHIND
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♪ A MOUTHFUL
OF CHRISTMASTIME ♪
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♪ LET'S ALL EAT
SOME HOT FRUITCAKE TODAY ♪
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[overlapping yelling]
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- THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING
BETTER AND BETTER.
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- HO, HO, HO.
SO, LITTLE BOY,
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WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE
FOR CHRISTMAS?
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- I WANT A SLED AND A TRUCK
AND A BIKE AND A TRAIN.
234
00:10:11,219 --> 00:10:14,656
- HI, SANTA.
HAVE SOME FRUITCAKE.
235
00:10:14,657 --> 00:10:16,136
- AND WATER PISTOL.
- OOH.
236
00:10:16,137 --> 00:10:20,793
- AND A HELICOPTER.
- HO, HO, HO.
237
00:10:20,794 --> 00:10:22,751
- OH!
- WELL, WHY DON'T YOU
238
00:10:22,752 --> 00:10:26,189
GET A JOB AND
BUY ALL THAT JUNK YOURSELF?
239
00:10:26,190 --> 00:10:27,843
AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT,
TRY BRUSHING YOUR TEETH,
240
00:10:27,844 --> 00:10:30,193
YOU LITTLE...
- HAVE SOME FRUITCAKE.
241
00:10:30,194 --> 00:10:34,241
- THANKS.
242
00:10:34,242 --> 00:10:36,765
THAT'S IT.
I'M OUT OF HERE.
243
00:10:36,766 --> 00:10:39,333
[grunts]
244
00:10:39,334 --> 00:10:41,030
[glass shattering]
245
00:10:41,031 --> 00:10:42,815
- OOH!
- WEE!
246
00:10:42,816 --> 00:10:46,862
OH, YEAH,
AND I WANT A TRAMPOLINE.
247
00:10:46,863 --> 00:10:48,908
- SUCCESS!
248
00:10:48,909 --> 00:10:52,825
SOON ALL THE BIKINI BOTTOMITES
WILL BE JERKS.
249
00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:54,174
NOW I JUST NEED
TO FIGURE OUT
250
00:10:54,175 --> 00:10:56,916
WHAT TO DO ABOUT
OL' SPONGEBOY.
251
00:10:56,917 --> 00:11:00,484
- ONCE AGAIN, YOUR MASTER PLAN
IS FATALLY FLAWED.
252
00:11:00,485 --> 00:11:03,836
IT SEEMS THAT SPONGEBOB'S
INNOCENT LOVE OF THE HOLIDAY
253
00:11:03,837 --> 00:11:06,403
SHIELDS HIS HEART FROM
THE EFFECTS OF JERKTONIUM.
254
00:11:06,404 --> 00:11:07,535
- [giggling] THAT TICKLES.
255
00:11:07,536 --> 00:11:09,232
- DRAT!
256
00:11:09,233 --> 00:11:10,669
THAT SQUARE HEAD'S
GONNA THROW
257
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:13,715
MY WHOLE NAUGHTY-TO-NICE CURVE
RIGHT OFF.
258
00:11:13,716 --> 00:11:18,241
I GUESS IT'S TIME
TO INTRODUCE PLAN "B".
259
00:11:18,242 --> 00:11:20,157
[laughs maniacally]
260
00:11:22,769 --> 00:11:24,639
PLAN "B", MEET KAREN.
261
00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:27,511
NOW GO, MY AUTOMATED AGENT
OF NAUGHTINESS.
262
00:11:27,512 --> 00:11:30,384
GO AND DESTROY
SPONGEBOB'S GOOD NAME.
263
00:11:30,385 --> 00:11:33,822
[laughing]
264
00:11:33,823 --> 00:11:35,695
HUH?
OH, YEAH.
265
00:11:37,435 --> 00:11:41,438
[grunting]
266
00:11:41,439 --> 00:11:44,485
- I AM READY.
I AM READY.
267
00:11:44,486 --> 00:11:46,008
I AM READY.
268
00:11:46,009 --> 00:11:48,925
READY TO DESTROY CHRISTMAS.
269
00:11:59,109 --> 00:12:01,197
- WHAT'S GOING ON
OUT HERE?
270
00:12:01,198 --> 00:12:02,939
OH, IT'S JUST YOU,
SPONGEBOB.
271
00:12:05,289 --> 00:12:06,594
AAH!
272
00:12:06,595 --> 00:12:07,944
HMM.
273
00:12:10,077 --> 00:12:14,602
- OH, SPONGEBOB,
YOU'VE BEEN A BAD, BAD TOY.
274
00:12:14,603 --> 00:12:17,780
- [screaming]
275
00:12:23,177 --> 00:12:24,743
- I CAN'T BELIEVE
WE SURVIVED
276
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:27,658
THAT HORRIFYING CAR ACCIDENT
WITHOUT A SCRATCH.
277
00:12:27,659 --> 00:12:29,922
WHOA! OH!
278
00:12:29,923 --> 00:12:31,532
OH, HERE'S THE PROBLEM.
279
00:12:31,533 --> 00:12:33,621
[deflating]
OH, THAT'S NOT GOOD.
280
00:12:33,622 --> 00:12:35,188
FLAT TIRE, HUH?
281
00:12:35,189 --> 00:12:37,146
LOOKS AS SAD
AS AN EMPTY BAG OF BEEF.
282
00:12:37,147 --> 00:12:39,932
[shivering]
IT'S COLD UP HERE.
283
00:12:39,933 --> 00:12:41,760
WHY DON'T YOU KIDS AT HOME
GO MAKE
284
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,937
A NICE HOT CUP OF COCOA
WHILE POTTY BUILDS ME A FIRE?
285
00:12:46,026 --> 00:12:47,940
- [shivering]
OH, HELLO, KIDDIES.
286
00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:49,158
IT'S SO COLD.
287
00:12:49,159 --> 00:12:50,551
ME EYE PATCH CRACKED.
288
00:12:50,552 --> 00:12:51,900
[crackling]
289
00:12:51,901 --> 00:12:54,033
THERE HASN'T BEEN
ANY FOOD OR WATER,
290
00:12:54,034 --> 00:12:57,514
FOOD, OR FOOD
FOR OVER 20 MINUTES.
291
00:12:57,515 --> 00:12:59,081
[coughing]
292
00:12:59,082 --> 00:13:01,431
BOY, I COULD SURE GO
FOR SOME BUFFALO WINGS
293
00:13:01,432 --> 00:13:02,824
RIGHT ABOUT NOW.
294
00:13:02,825 --> 00:13:05,741
SOUNDS GOOD, EH, POTTY?
295
00:13:08,178 --> 00:13:10,440
WITH A SIDE
OF BLUE CHEESE DRESSING.
296
00:13:10,441 --> 00:13:12,094
[slurping]
ARGH.
297
00:13:12,095 --> 00:13:13,487
[chomping]
298
00:13:13,488 --> 00:13:14,705
- AAH, PATCH!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
299
00:13:14,706 --> 00:13:16,142
- I'M SORRY, POTTY.
300
00:13:16,143 --> 00:13:17,708
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
GOT INTO ME.
301
00:13:17,709 --> 00:13:19,406
I'M JUST SO HUNGRY.
302
00:13:19,407 --> 00:13:20,886
- IT'S OKAY, PATCHY.
303
00:13:20,887 --> 00:13:22,626
I CAN'T STAY MAD AT YOU.
304
00:13:22,627 --> 00:13:24,542
- OH, HEY...
305
00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:29,590
WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME
LIKE THAT, BIRD?
306
00:13:29,591 --> 00:13:31,941
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
307
00:13:36,076 --> 00:13:37,250
[tires screeching]
308
00:13:37,251 --> 00:13:38,642
- MERRY CHRISTMAS, FELLAS.
309
00:13:38,643 --> 00:13:40,949
- AH, GO STUFF A STOCKING.
310
00:13:40,950 --> 00:13:43,996
- GEE, THAT WASN'T VERY NICE.
311
00:13:43,997 --> 00:13:45,911
SEASON'S GREETINGS,
MR. KRABS.
312
00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:47,173
- WHAT?
313
00:13:47,174 --> 00:13:48,783
WELL, YOU GOT SOME NERVE,
SPONGEBOB.
314
00:13:48,784 --> 00:13:51,177
THIS IS COMING OUT
OF YOUR SALARY.
315
00:13:51,178 --> 00:13:53,266
- WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT?
316
00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:55,398
HEY, PATRICK.
WHAT YA UP TO?
317
00:13:55,399 --> 00:13:58,619
- I THINK IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS,
SPONGEBOB.
318
00:13:58,620 --> 00:14:00,142
I'M EATING FRUITCAKE
319
00:14:00,143 --> 00:14:02,449
AND SETTING A TIGER TRAP
FOR SANTA!
320
00:14:02,450 --> 00:14:04,451
NOW, IF YOU DON'T MIND,
I'M KIND OF BUSY RIGHT NOW.
321
00:14:04,452 --> 00:14:06,148
- YEESH, OKAY.
322
00:14:06,149 --> 00:14:07,541
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A JERK
ABOUT IT.
323
00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:09,064
EVERYBODY'S ON EDGE TODAY.
324
00:14:09,065 --> 00:14:10,805
MUST BE THE HOLIDAY JITTERS.
325
00:14:10,806 --> 00:14:12,676
- NOSEY BODY.
326
00:14:12,677 --> 00:14:14,374
AAH!
327
00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:15,592
[grunts]
328
00:14:15,593 --> 00:14:18,030
YAY, IT WORKS!
329
00:14:18,031 --> 00:14:20,859
OH, HELLO, BIG STRIPED SHRIMP.
330
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:23,471
[screaming]
OH, NO!
331
00:14:26,082 --> 00:14:27,953
[bells ringing]
332
00:14:27,954 --> 00:14:30,129
- AHH, CHRISTMAS EVE,
333
00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:32,610
WHEN ALL OF BIKINI BOTTOM
IS FILLED WITH GOODWILL.
334
00:14:34,090 --> 00:14:36,178
- MERRY CHRISTMAS, FRANKIE.
335
00:14:36,179 --> 00:14:39,225
- A MERRY CHRISTMAS
TO YOU TOO, JOHNNY.
336
00:14:39,226 --> 00:14:40,748
- [grunts]
337
00:14:40,749 --> 00:14:42,489
- MORE LIKE BAD WILL.
338
00:14:42,490 --> 00:14:44,578
GOSH, IF PEOPLE DON'T START
ACTING NICER,
339
00:14:44,579 --> 00:14:46,536
SANTA'S GONNA FLY
RIGHT PAST BIKINI BOTTOM
340
00:14:46,537 --> 00:14:47,973
THIS CHRISTMAS EVE.
341
00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:49,323
I'M GONNA NEED SOME HELP.
342
00:14:51,716 --> 00:14:53,282
SQUIDWARD!
343
00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:55,502
- I'M NOT HOME.
- OH, GOSH.
344
00:14:55,503 --> 00:14:56,720
WHAT DO I DO NOW?
345
00:14:56,721 --> 00:14:58,505
- WHY DON'T YOU
GO BOTHER SANDY?
346
00:14:58,506 --> 00:14:59,985
- GOOD IDEA, SQUIDWARD.
347
00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:02,684
I'LL HAVE TO THANK YOU
WHEN YOU GET HOME.
348
00:15:07,123 --> 00:15:11,170
- I SAID I'M NOT HOME.
349
00:15:11,171 --> 00:15:14,913
SPONGEBOB,
GIVE ME BACK MY DOOR.
350
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,786
[groaning]
351
00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:21,180
- SANDY, SANDY,
I NEED YOUR HELP.
352
00:15:21,181 --> 00:15:22,616
IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE,
AND EVERYONE
353
00:15:22,617 --> 00:15:24,618
IN BIKINI BOTTOM
ARE ACTING LIKE JERKS.
354
00:15:24,619 --> 00:15:25,880
YOU GOTTA HELP ME
FIND OUT WHY.
355
00:15:25,881 --> 00:15:28,143
- [chewing]
356
00:15:28,144 --> 00:15:30,319
[growling]
- [gasps]
357
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:32,060
- WHY SHOULD I HELP
ALL THEM JERKS?
358
00:15:32,061 --> 00:15:33,192
- BECAUSE THOSE JERKS
DON'T CARE
359
00:15:33,193 --> 00:15:34,976
ABOUT CHRISTMAS ANYMORE,
SANDY.
360
00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:37,022
IT'S A PROBLEM.
- PROBLEM?
361
00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:38,849
MY ONLY PROBLEM
IS I'M OUT OF FRUITCAKE.
362
00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:42,636
ONLY THING I GOT LEFT TO EAT
ARE BORING OLD NUTS.
363
00:15:42,637 --> 00:15:44,986
- OH, THE PROBLEM
ISN'T THE FRUITCAKE.
364
00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:46,814
THE PROBLEM IS THAT EVERYONE,
INCLUDING YOU,
365
00:15:46,815 --> 00:15:48,598
IS ACTING LIKE A JERK.
366
00:15:48,599 --> 00:15:50,600
OH, I'LL HAVE TO SOLVE THIS
ON MY OWN.
367
00:15:50,601 --> 00:15:51,733
WHOA!
368
00:15:54,562 --> 00:15:56,041
- DAG NABBIT, SPONGEBOB.
369
00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:58,652
YOU GOT FRUITCAKE
IN MY CHRISTMAS MAGIC ANALYZER.
370
00:15:58,653 --> 00:16:00,523
WELL, I'LL BE HORNSWOGGLED.
371
00:16:00,524 --> 00:16:04,788
MY ANALYZER'S FOUND SOMETHING
IN THE FRUITCAKE.
372
00:16:04,789 --> 00:16:06,355
[gasps]
THIS IS TERRIBLE.
373
00:16:06,356 --> 00:16:07,704
- WHAT IS IT, SANDY?
374
00:16:07,705 --> 00:16:10,185
- THE FRUITCAKE IS CONTAMINATED
WITH JERKTONIUM.
375
00:16:10,186 --> 00:16:12,100
NO WONDER I'VE BEEN
AS ORNERY AS A SIDEWINDER
376
00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:13,884
ON A HOT DRIVEWAY.
377
00:16:13,885 --> 00:16:16,409
JERKTONIUM IS THE ORNIEST
ELEMENT OF THEM ALL,
378
00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:18,237
AND YOUR FRUITCAKE
IS FULL OF IT.
379
00:16:18,238 --> 00:16:19,716
WHERE'D YOU GET
THAT FRUITCAKE ANYWAY?
380
00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:21,327
- FROM PLANKTON.
HE BAKED IT.
381
00:16:21,328 --> 00:16:22,806
- YOU TOOK FOOD
FROM PLANKTON
382
00:16:22,807 --> 00:16:24,765
AND FED IT TO EVERYONE
IN TOWN?
383
00:16:24,766 --> 00:16:26,245
- UH-HUH.
- YOU'RE AN IDIOT.
384
00:16:26,246 --> 00:16:27,855
- UH-HUH.
385
00:16:27,856 --> 00:16:30,597
- NO WONDER EVERYONE
IN TOWN IS A BIG OL' MEANIE.
386
00:16:30,598 --> 00:16:32,599
- NO! I'VE EATEN TONS
OF THAT FRUITCAKE.
387
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,601
I MUST BE THE BIGGEST
JERK IN TOWN.
388
00:16:34,602 --> 00:16:36,385
- HMM, YOU DON'T ACT JERKY.
389
00:16:36,386 --> 00:16:39,475
FOR SOME REASON,
IT'S NOT AFFECTING YOU.
390
00:16:39,476 --> 00:16:41,869
IT MUST BE A COMBINATION
OF YOUR TINY BRAIN
391
00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:43,653
AND PURE HEART.
392
00:16:43,654 --> 00:16:45,481
YOU'RE IMMUNE
TO JERKTONIAN, SPONGEBOB.
393
00:16:45,482 --> 00:16:47,266
BUT THE REST OF US
WILL NEED AN ANTIDOTE.
394
00:16:47,267 --> 00:16:50,225
I'LL SET THE ANALYZER
TO CALCULATE THE FORMULA.
395
00:16:50,226 --> 00:16:53,011
[beeping]
396
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:55,361
WHY, THIS FORMULA
FOR THE ANTIDOTE
397
00:16:55,362 --> 00:16:56,536
DON'T MAKE NO SENSE
AT ALL.
398
00:16:56,537 --> 00:16:59,539
- MM, THAT'S NO FORMULA.
THAT'S A SONG.
399
00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:04,109
♪ DUM DUM DAH DAH DUM
DAH DAH DAH DAH DUM ♪
400
00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:07,243
SANDY, THE SONG
IS THE ANTIDOTE.
401
00:17:09,941 --> 00:17:11,333
[indistinct yelling]
402
00:17:11,334 --> 00:17:13,901
- OH, YEAH, WELL,
YOUR FINS ARE FAT.
403
00:17:13,902 --> 00:17:16,208
- SAYS YOU.
404
00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:19,428
- AHOY, EVERYBODY.
405
00:17:19,429 --> 00:17:22,649
[snaps fingers]
406
00:17:22,650 --> 00:17:24,259
[snaps fingers]
407
00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:27,262
[Christmas music]
408
00:17:27,263 --> 00:17:29,351
♪
409
00:17:29,352 --> 00:17:31,049
- ♪ BRING JOY
TO THE WORLD ♪
410
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,963
♪ IT'S THE THING TO DO ♪
411
00:17:32,964 --> 00:17:35,966
♪ BUT THE WORLD DOES NOT
REVOLVE AROUND YOU ♪
412
00:17:35,967 --> 00:17:37,664
♪ DON'T BE A JERK ♪
413
00:17:37,665 --> 00:17:40,188
- ♪ DON'T BE A JERK ♪
414
00:17:40,189 --> 00:17:43,539
- ♪ IT'S CHRISTMAS ♪
415
00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:45,889
♪ BE NICE TO BABIES
AND ANIMALS ♪
416
00:17:45,890 --> 00:17:48,109
♪ OLD FOLKS TOO
417
00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:51,112
♪ 'CAUSE THAT'S HOW
YOU'D LIKE THEM TO TREAT YOU ♪
418
00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:53,201
♪ USE TURN SIGNALS
419
00:17:53,202 --> 00:17:54,898
♪ DON'T SCREEN MY CALLS ♪
420
00:17:54,899 --> 00:17:56,335
♪ DON'T YOU WRECK THE HOUSE ♪
421
00:17:56,336 --> 00:17:59,903
♪ WHEN YOU DECK THE HALLS
422
00:17:59,904 --> 00:18:01,557
♪ SPIT YOUR GUM
WHERE IT WON'T ♪
423
00:18:01,558 --> 00:18:03,733
♪ WIND UP ON MY SHOE
424
00:18:03,734 --> 00:18:06,214
♪ SQUEEZE TOOTHPASTE
FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE TUBE ♪
425
00:18:06,215 --> 00:18:08,129
♪ DON'T BE A JERK ♪
426
00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:10,697
- ♪ DON'T BE A JERK ♪
427
00:18:10,698 --> 00:18:13,526
- ♪ IT'S CHRISTMAS ♪
428
00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:15,571
IT'S CHRISTMAS!
429
00:18:15,572 --> 00:18:18,705
[jazzy Christmas song continues]
430
00:18:18,706 --> 00:18:26,706
♪
431
00:18:26,714 --> 00:18:28,802
[laughing]
432
00:18:28,803 --> 00:18:32,588
♪ WHEN OTHERS ARE TALKING,
NEVER INTERRUPT ♪
433
00:18:32,589 --> 00:18:34,068
♪ DON'T PUT PEOPLE DOWN ♪
434
00:18:34,069 --> 00:18:36,462
♪ OR LEAVE
THE TOILET SEAT UP ♪
435
00:18:36,463 --> 00:18:37,854
♪ IT'S THE TIME
FOR FAMILY ♪
436
00:18:37,855 --> 00:18:40,509
♪ AND HOLLY AND TURKEY
437
00:18:40,510 --> 00:18:43,730
♪ 'TIS THE SEASON
TO BE JOLLY, NOT JERKY ♪
438
00:18:43,731 --> 00:18:45,471
- ♪ JOLLY, NOT JERKY
439
00:18:45,472 --> 00:18:48,691
- ♪ SANTA BROUGHT NEARLY
EVERY GIFT ON YOUR LIST ♪
440
00:18:48,692 --> 00:18:51,738
♪ WHY WHINE ABOUT THE ONE
THAT HE MISSED? ♪
441
00:18:51,739 --> 00:18:53,435
♪ DON'T BE A JERK ♪
442
00:18:53,436 --> 00:18:55,829
- ♪ DON'T BE A JERK ♪
443
00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:57,526
- ♪ IT'S CHRISTMAS ♪
444
00:18:57,527 --> 00:18:59,224
♪ IT'S CHRISTMAS ♪
445
00:18:59,225 --> 00:19:00,747
♪ DON'T BE A JERK ♪
446
00:19:00,748 --> 00:19:03,097
- ♪ DON'T BE A JERK ♪
447
00:19:03,098 --> 00:19:05,882
- ♪ IT'S CHRISTMAS ♪
448
00:19:05,883 --> 00:19:08,756
[overlapping chatter]
449
00:19:10,366 --> 00:19:11,671
- CONGRATULATIONS,
SPONGEBOB.
450
00:19:11,672 --> 00:19:13,063
YOUR SONG WORKED.
451
00:19:13,064 --> 00:19:14,587
- AND NOT A MOMENT
TOO SOON.
452
00:19:14,588 --> 00:19:16,197
SANTA SHOULD BE HERE
ANY MINUTE.
453
00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:17,372
- YOU AIN'T KIDDING.
454
00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:18,721
HERE HE COMES NOW.
455
00:19:18,722 --> 00:19:21,637
[Christmas music,
sound of jet engines]
456
00:19:21,638 --> 00:19:25,511
♪
457
00:19:25,512 --> 00:19:27,730
- OH, BOY.
SANTA, YOU MADE IT.
458
00:19:27,731 --> 00:19:29,210
- WHOA, HO, HO, HO.
459
00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:31,430
COOL YOUR JETS THERE, SON.
460
00:19:31,431 --> 00:19:34,041
I'M AFRAID I'M THE BEARER
OF BAD TIDINGS.
461
00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:35,912
- OH, NO.
- OH, YES.
462
00:19:35,913 --> 00:19:38,959
IT SEEMS YOU'RE ALL
ON MY NAUGHTY LIST THIS YEAR.
463
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:41,222
- NAUGHTY LIST?
- NO BUTS ABOUT IT.
464
00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:43,224
YOU'VE ALL BEEN
A BUNCH OF JERKS.
465
00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:44,617
- BUT...
- BUT NOTHING.
466
00:19:44,618 --> 00:19:45,879
COAL FOR EVERYONE...
467
00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:47,228
[crowd gasping]
468
00:19:47,229 --> 00:19:48,969
EXCEPT PLANKTON.
469
00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:50,231
All: WHAT?
470
00:19:50,232 --> 00:19:52,059
- I'M JUST AS SURPRISED
AS YOU.
471
00:19:52,060 --> 00:19:53,365
BUT COMPARED
TO THE REST OF YOU,
472
00:19:53,366 --> 00:19:55,018
HE'S BEEN A SAINT.
473
00:19:55,019 --> 00:19:57,456
HERE YOU GO, SHELDON.
474
00:19:57,457 --> 00:19:59,980
I BELIEVE THIS
IS WHAT YOU ASKED FOR.
475
00:19:59,981 --> 00:20:01,634
- ME SECRET FORMULA?
476
00:20:01,635 --> 00:20:03,157
HOW DID YOU GET THAT?
477
00:20:03,158 --> 00:20:05,115
- I HAVE MY WAYS.
478
00:20:05,116 --> 00:20:08,293
- UM, DAD.
- HUH?
479
00:20:08,294 --> 00:20:10,686
GET OUT OF ME POCKET,
YOU FOUL GOBLIN.
480
00:20:10,687 --> 00:20:14,124
- BUT... BUT... BUT... BUT...
BUT... BUT...
481
00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:15,430
BUT, SANTA,
YOU'VE GOT IT ALL WRONG.
482
00:20:15,431 --> 00:20:17,171
- ON THE CONTRARY,
SPONGEBOB.
483
00:20:17,172 --> 00:20:19,521
YOU'RE THE WORST OF ALL.
484
00:20:19,522 --> 00:20:21,001
- AAH!
485
00:20:21,002 --> 00:20:23,569
- WHY, THERE YOU GO RIGHT NOW,
WREAKING HAVOC.
486
00:20:23,570 --> 00:20:27,877
- [screaming]
487
00:20:27,878 --> 00:20:31,098
- UH-OH.
488
00:20:31,099 --> 00:20:33,623
- I AM READY
TO DESTROY CHRISTMAS.
489
00:20:36,147 --> 00:20:37,887
DESTROY SANTA.
490
00:20:37,888 --> 00:20:41,543
- YOU WANT SANTA,
YOU GOTTA GET THROUGH ME.
491
00:20:41,544 --> 00:20:43,806
- OKEYDOKEY.
492
00:20:43,807 --> 00:20:44,894
- OH, MY.
493
00:20:44,895 --> 00:20:46,332
- IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?
494
00:20:48,638 --> 00:20:50,596
[yelling]
495
00:20:50,597 --> 00:20:52,512
AAH!
496
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:56,907
- I'M OUTTA HERE.
497
00:21:00,302 --> 00:21:01,869
[nails squeaking]
498
00:21:03,653 --> 00:21:06,525
YOU DO REALIZE
THIS COUNTS AS NAUGHTY?
499
00:21:06,526 --> 00:21:08,831
- YOU PUT THAT
JOLLY ELF DOWN,
500
00:21:08,832 --> 00:21:11,487
YOU BIG TIN IMPOSTER.
501
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:21,061
HOT FROM THE OVEN,
FULL OF LOVIN'.
502
00:21:21,062 --> 00:21:24,369
[electronics crackling]
503
00:21:24,370 --> 00:21:27,023
HURRY UP, SANTA,
HOP ON.
504
00:21:27,024 --> 00:21:30,810
[boom]
505
00:21:30,811 --> 00:21:33,029
- THANKS AGAIN
FOR SAVING MY KEISTER.
506
00:21:33,030 --> 00:21:34,379
- OH, IT WAS NOTHING.
507
00:21:34,380 --> 00:21:36,903
- YOU'RE CLEARLY
A VERY GOOD LAD,
508
00:21:36,904 --> 00:21:40,689
UNLIKE THE OWNER OF THAT
WIND-UP MONSTROSITY.
509
00:21:40,690 --> 00:21:42,822
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT THERE?
510
00:21:42,823 --> 00:21:45,955
"IF FOUND, PLEASE RETURN
TO THE CHUM BUCKET."
511
00:21:45,956 --> 00:21:47,914
PLANKTON!
512
00:21:47,915 --> 00:21:50,220
- UH-OH.
513
00:21:50,221 --> 00:21:51,700
- HAND IT OVER, SHELDON.
514
00:21:51,701 --> 00:21:56,139
DON'T MAKE IT ANY WORSE.
515
00:21:56,140 --> 00:21:57,532
- OKAY, BOYS.
516
00:21:57,533 --> 00:21:59,229
LET'S GIVE PLANKTON
WHAT HE DESERVES.
517
00:21:59,230 --> 00:22:03,146
- AAH!
518
00:22:03,147 --> 00:22:05,627
- SO LONG, KIDDIES.
519
00:22:05,628 --> 00:22:07,847
- BYE, SANTA!
- HO, HO, HO, HO, HO.
520
00:22:07,848 --> 00:22:09,936
- SEE YOU NEXT YEAR.
521
00:22:09,937 --> 00:22:11,285
- HEY, HAS ANYONE
SEEN PATRICK?
522
00:22:11,286 --> 00:22:12,895
- [giggling]
523
00:22:12,896 --> 00:22:15,551
GOTCHA!
524
00:22:18,293 --> 00:22:20,729
- SANTA'S WORKSHOP?
525
00:22:20,730 --> 00:22:23,645
I'M HERE, SANTA!
I'M HERE!
526
00:22:23,646 --> 00:22:24,864
- I'M NOT GOING IN THERE.
527
00:22:24,865 --> 00:22:27,563
- SANTA.
528
00:22:33,177 --> 00:22:35,440
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING
I WANTS FOR CHRISTMAS,
529
00:22:35,441 --> 00:22:38,617
AND IT'S TO MEET ME HERO
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.
530
00:22:38,618 --> 00:22:42,229
- [laughing]
531
00:22:42,230 --> 00:22:44,971
- ARGH?
532
00:22:44,972 --> 00:22:46,538
AHH!
533
00:22:46,539 --> 00:22:48,017
- [growling]
- LET GO!
534
00:22:48,018 --> 00:22:49,671
NO, NO!
535
00:22:49,672 --> 00:22:51,717
- I THINK STEALING
A MAIL TRUCK
536
00:22:51,718 --> 00:22:54,372
DEFINITELY COUNTS
AS NAUGHTY.
537
00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:55,895
WOULDN'T YOU SAY,
POTTY?
538
00:22:55,896 --> 00:22:58,376
- I SURE WOULD, SANTA.
539
00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:00,465
[laughter]
540
00:23:00,466 --> 00:23:02,598
both: MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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