Original subtitles

- ARE YOU READY, KIDS?

all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

- I CAN'’T HEAR YOU.

all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

- ♪ OHH... ♪

♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? ♪

all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

- ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE ♪

all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

- ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪

all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

- ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪

all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! - READY?

all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

- SPONGEBOB

SQUAREPANTS!

[laughing]

♪ ♪

[waves crashing]

- [crows]

[engines rumbling]

[dinging]

[engines rumbling]

[squeaking]

- AHEM.

I BELIEVE I WAS IN LINE FIRST.

[squeaking]

I SPENT THE NIGHT.

THAT'’S HOW YOU GET THE BEST SPOT AROUND HERE.

I'’M MEETING MY BEST FRIEND

FOR AN EXCITING DAY AT GLOVE WORLD.

SEE?

"GLOVE WORLD."

I PROMISED PATRICK WE'’D BE FIRST IN LINE

FOR THE FIRST BUS TO GLOVE WORLD.

- HMM...

INTERESTING STUFF.

SAY, DO YOU MIND IF I CUT IN FRONT OF YOU?

- B-B-BUT I SPENT THE NIGHT SO THAT I COULD...

UM...

OKAY, I GUESS...

- EXCUSE ME.

- PARDON ME.

- MOVE IT.

- HEY, SPONGEBOB.

ARE YOU READY TO-- [gasps]

SPONGEBOB!

YOU PROMISED FIRSTIES.

- I'’M SORRY, PATRICK.

BUT WE'’LL STILL BE ON THE FIRST BUS TO GLOVE WORLD.

both: YAY.

[laughing]

- HERE WE GO. - GLOVE WORLD. GLOVE WORLD.

GLOVE WORLD. - SPONGEBOB.

- SANDY?

- HOWDY, LITTLE BUDDY.

I NEED YOUR HELP WITH AN EXPERIMENT.

- GOSH, SANDY, I'’D LIKE TO,

BUT I'’LL MISS THE FIRST BUS TO GLOVE WORLD.

- BUT THIS IS AN EMERGENCY.

- UH...

- SPONGEBOB,

PLEASE?

- UH...OKAY.

I'’LL CATCH THE NEXT BUS, PATRICK.

SEE YOU THERE!

- OPERATION ACORN SMOOTHIE IS A SUCCESS.

- SPONGEBOB.

BOYO, YOU GOT TO HELP ME.

PEARL'’S GOT HER HEART SET ON A NEW PAIR OF SHOES.

YOUR JOB IS TO TELL HER "NO."

- BUT, MR. KRABS, TODAY IS MY DAY OFF.

- SPONGEBOB. - EEP!

UH, PEARL, ABOUT THOSE SHOES. NO.

- NO?

[sobbing]

- SPONGEBOB.

HELP YOUR GRANNY CROSS THE STREET?

- GRANDMA? [groans]

COMING, GRANDMA.

OOH.

- OH, MAN.

THAT WAS THE BEST TIME I'’VE EVER HAD.

[laughing]

- [panting]

- OH.

HELLO, SPONGEBOB.

DID YOU ENJOY NOT GOING TO GLOVE WORLD WITH ME?

- OH, PATRICK, I TRIED.

HOW I TRIED.

BUT EVERYONE NEEDED MY HELP, AND I--I--

- YOU NEED TO LEARN TO SAY "NO."

STAND UP FOR YOURSELF, MAN.

YOU NEED THICKER SKIN.

CHECK OUT MINE.

OOH.

HEY, WHICH REMINDS ME.

CAN YOU SCRATCH MY BACK?

- OH, SURE.

[scratching]

OH, IT'’S TRUE, GARE-BEAR. IT'’S TRUE.

[cries]

- MEOW.

- IT'’S TRUE THAT I CAN'’T STAND UP FOR MYSELF.

I'’M TOO SOFT.

OH, I WISH I HAD THICKER SKIN.

[line rings]

- [indistinct speech]

- MEOW-OW.

MEOW-OW-OW.

[knocking at door and doorbell rings]

- WHAT DOES THIS SAY?

"DON'’T THROW OUT THAT OLD, TOO-SOFT SPONGE.

TOUGHEN IT UP WITH A NEW ABRASIVE SIDE."

SAY.

GARY, DID YOU ORDER THIS FOR ME?

OH, IT FITS LIKE A GLOVE.

- MEOW.

- THANKS, GARY, YOU'’RE ALWAYS THERE FOR ME.

I WONDER HOW THIS THING WORKS?

- WHY DON'’T YOU SCRAM, YOU LITTLE FREELOADER?

BOTTOM FEEDER.

- SEE YA, GARY.

- MEOW.

- ♪ I'’VE GOT AN ABRASIVE SIDE ♪

♪ ABRASIVE SIDE, ABRASIVE SIDE ♪

♪ I'’VE GOT AN ABRASIVE SIDE ♪

♪ AND NOW I CAN SAY "NO" ♪

♪ ABRASIVE SIDE, ABRASIVE SIDE ♪

♪ ABRASIVE SIDE, ABRASIVE SIDE ♪

♪ AND NOW I CAN SAY-- ♪

- NO.

- HI, SPONGEBOB.

COULD YOU HELP ME CARRY MY GROCERIES?

- CARRY '’EM YOURSELF, FISHFACE.

- [distant humming]

- HEY, SPONGEBOB.

HOW ABOUT A LITTLE HELP WITH THIS SUNTAN LOTION, HUH?

- DON'’T YOU THINK YOU'’VE HAD ENOUGH?

ALL YOU'’RE MISSING IS A BOWL OF BUTTER.

- BUTTER?

YIPE.

[engines rumbling]

- HEY, GRANDMA.

- WHY, HELLO, SPONGEBOB.

- I'’VE GOT AN ABRASIVE SIDE NOW.

- WHY, THAT'’S NICE, DEAR.

SPONGEBOB, WOULD YOU HELP YOUR GRANNY CROSS THE STREET?

- SORRY, GRANNY.

WHY DON'’T YOU WALK YOURSELF ACROSS THE STREET?

- HAVE A NICE DAY, GRANDMA.

[engines rumbling]

- HOWDY, SPONGEBOB.

YOU'’RE RIGHT ON TIME TO HELP ME TEST OUT

MY NEW DISAPPEARATOR.

IT'’LL MAKE ANYTHING DISAPPEAR INSTANTLY.

NOW HOLD STILL,

AND I'’LL JUST SHAVE A FEW INCHES OFF'’N

THE TOP O'’ YOUR NOGGIN.

[humming] - OH, WHY CERTAINLY, SAN--

- NO CAN DO, YOU BRAINLESS LAB RAT.

I'’VE GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN BE YOUR TEST MONKEY.

- BRAINLESS?

[zapping]

[sizzling]

HUH?

HUH?

[whimpers]

- AHOY, THERE, SPONGEBOB.

I NEED YA TO WORK AN EXTRA 17-HOUR SHIFT TONIGHT.

- WHOA. SURE THING, MISTER--

- SORRY, KRABS, I'’M BUSY...

UNLESS YOU'’RE PAYING ME OVERTIME.

- OVERTIME?

OH? OH.

O-VER-TIME?

OVERTIME?

HMM.

LET'’S SEE HERE...

"OVER," "OVERSOLD," "OVERSPEND."

AH, "OVERTIME:

MORE MONEY PER HOUR."

HMM.

[moans]

[screams]

WHAT A FILTHY, DISGUSTING WORD.

- OH, FINE.

I SUPPOSE YOU WANT ME TO PLAY SOME STUPID GAME

OR YOU'’LL JUST FOLLOW ME AROUND ALL DAY

AND NEVER, EVER LEAVE.

[scoffs]

- [snapping]

- AFRAID NOT, SCHNOZZWARD.

I WOULDN'’T HANG OUT WITH YOU

FOR ALL THE MONEY IN KRABS'’ MATTRESS.

- YOU DON'’T KNOW HOW LONG I'’VE WAITED

TO HEAR THOSE WORDS.

[sniff]

- HEY, SPONGEBOB.

YOU'’RE RIGHT ON TIME FOR OUR PLAYDATE.

- WHOA. I CAN'’T WAIT--

- TO DITCH YOU.

- '’CAUSE YOU'’RE MY BEST FRIEND.

- SO BEAT IT, TUBBY.

I DON'’T CARE FOR YOUR COMPANY.

- WELL, PATRICK, ARE YOU READY TO HAVE SOME FUN?

- I DON'’T KNOW.

[sobs]

[sobbing continues]

- THAT'’S WEIRD.

I WONDER WHAT'’S WRONG WITH PATRICK.

- DON'’T YOU REMEMBER?

WE TOLD THAT PINK FREAK TO BEAT IT.

IN FACT, WE'’VE ALREADY INSULTED ALL OF YOUR ROTTEN FRIENDS,

AND NOBODY WILL HANG AROUND WITH YOU

'’CAUSE YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS LEFT,

MR. LOSERBOB LONELYPANTS.

[laughs]

- [screams]

OH, NO.

PATRICK!

PATRICK!

PATRICK! PATRICK! PATRICK!

- YES, MAY I HELP YOU?

- YES, PATRICK!

HELP ME GET THIS ABRASIVE SIDE OFF MY BACK.

YOU'’LL HELP ME, WON'’T YOU, BUDDY?

- I DON'’T KNOW. ARE WE BUDDIES?

- PATRICK, YOU KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION IS--

- NO.

WHY WOULD I WANT TO BE FRIENDS

WITH A BIG LOSER LIKE YOU?

- [screams]

I'’M SO CONFUSED.

- [screams]

IT HAPPENED AGAIN!

[screams]

- IT'’S UNBELIEVABLE.

"MORE MONEY FOR SERVICE ABOVE AND BEYOND..."

[indistinct muttering] slam!

- MR. KRABS! MR. KRABS!

- [gasps]

WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW, MR. POTTY MOUTH?

- BUT, MR. KRABS,

I NEVER USE IMMODERATE LANGUAGE, LIKE--

- OVERTIME. snap!

- [screams]

OUT.

OUT. AND STAY OUT.

AND DON'’T YOU COME BACK

TILL YOU'’VE SWABBED THAT POOP DECK

YOU CALL A MOUTH.

[mutters angrily]

- SANDY. PLEASE, HELP ME.

GARY ORDERED ME AN ABRASIVE SIDE

SO THAT I COULD BE MORE ASSERTIVE--

- HEY, CHIPMUNK.

- BUT NOW IT'’S TAKEN OVER.

- QUIET, YOU.

- I CAN'’T TAKE IT ANYMORE.

IT'’S LIKE A--A VIRUS.

- [indistinct murmuring]

- HUH? UH, HOLD ON.

[beeping]

[inflating] pop!

- I SAID, "WHAT'’D YOU WANT TO GO DO

A DANG FOOL THING LIKE THAT FOR?"

- WELL, I JUST COULDN'’T SAY...

- NO. - TO ANYBODY.

SO I GOT THIS ABRASIVE SIDE TO HELP CHANGE MY PERSONALITY.

- AW, SPONGEBOB,

DON'’T GO TRYIN'’ TO BE SOMEONE YOU'’RE NOT.

YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE.

AND WHO YOU ARE IS JUST FINE.

- WHO HE IS JUST STINKS.

- GOLLY!

WE GOT TO GET THIS VARMINT OFF YOU.

NOW TURN AROUND.

AND GRAB SOMETHIN'’ HEAVY.

NOW, HOLD STILL.

- NO! YOU DON'’T SCARE ME, GIRLY.

- THIS IS GONNA STING WORSE THAN A JELLYFISH

IN A BUCKET OF ELECTRIC EELS.

- HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING,

YOU CRAZY BUSHY-TAILED RODENT?

- OW! [gasps]

[screaming]

- ALL DONE.

- WHEW. THANK YOU, SANDY.

YOU TOO, PATRICK.

- NO PROBLEM.

- [growls menacingly]

- I THINK IT'’S HIGH TIME WE GET RID OF THIS CRITTER.

- SO LONG, ABRASIVEY.

- [growls menacingly]

- GRANDMA.

I'’VE GOT TO APOLOGIZE TO GRANDMA.

[knocking]

GRANDMA?

HELLO?

GRANDMA, I'’M SORRY ABOUT EARLIER TODAY.

SO WHAT DO YOU SAY?

CAN WE DISCUSS FORGIVENESS

OVER A CUP OF YOUR FAMOUS HOT COCOA?

- OH, MY SWEET,

I WOULD LOVE TO WHIP THAT UP FOR YOU

RIGHT AFTER YOU...

- MAKE YOUR OWN HOT COCOA!

I'’M BUSY.

[thunder crashes]

- NO!

- ♪ DOO-DOO-DOO DOO-DOO-DOO DOO-DOO DOO-DOO ♪

♪ DOO DOO DOO-DOO ♪

♪ DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO ♪

♪ TRYING TO STOP IT IS FUTILE ♪

♪ SO JUST LISTEN NOW ♪

♪ TO MY MUSICAL DOODLE ♪

♪ DOO-DOO DOO-DOO-DOO ♪ - GRR!

- ♪ DOO DOO ♪

- WOULD YOU STOP THAT INCESSANT BABBLING?

- THOWWY, THQUIDWAD.

- GRR!

- SPONGEBOB.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? IT'’S CLOSIN'’ TIME.

NOW, GET OUT THERE AND SWAB THE POOP DECK.

- AYE-AYE, MEIN CAPITAN.

♪ DOO DOO DOO-DOO-DOO DOO-DOO-DOO ♪

♪ DOO DOO DOO-DOO-DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO ♪

♪ DOO-DOO DOO ♪

♪ I'’M MOPPING AND I'’M SINGING ♪

♪ ABOUT THE MUSICAL DOODLE ♪

♪ DOO DOO DOO-DOO-DOO DOO DOO-DOO ♪

[humming]

- WOULD YOU QUIT IT WITH THAT TUNE ALREADY?

- SORRY, IT'’S JUST SO CATCHY.

- I DON'’T CARE. JUST CAN IT.

I'’LL CLEANSE MYSELF

BY LISTENING TO A LITTLE PUBLIC RADIO.

- ♪ DOO DOO DOO DOO-DOO-DOO ♪

♪ DOO-DOO DOO DOO DOO-DOO ♪

- OOH!

IT'’S MUSICAL DOODLE,SQUIDWARD.

♪ ROUND AND ROUND THE RECORD SPINS ALL DAY ♪

♪ LISTEN AGAIN, IT TAKES YOU FAR AWAY ♪

♪ TRYING TO STOP IT IS FUTILE ♪

♪ SO JUST LISTEN NOW TO MY MUSICAL DOODLE ♪

♪ DOO-DOO DOO-DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO-DOO ♪

- FIGURES YOU WOULD BE INTO THAT HIDEOUS POP FODDER.

- IT'’S A SIGN.

- A SIGN THAT YOU'’RE A TRUE BOOB?

- YES! NO.

THAT THIS SONG AND I WERE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER.

- GREAT. NOW I HATE TWO THINGS.

- ALL RIGHT, BOYS, TIME TO GO HO--

- [maniacal laughter]

FREEDOM!

- OKAY, SPONGEBOB, TIME TO HIT THE ROAD.

SPONGEBOB?

[Musical Doodle playing on radio]

- ♪ DOO-DOO-DOO DOO-DOO-DOO ♪

♪ DOO-DOO DOO-DOO ♪

♪ DOO DOO-DOO-DOO ♪

♪ THE MUSICAL DOODLE ♪

♪ LISTEN AGAIN TO THE MUSICAL DOODLE ♪

- AND THAT'’S THE NEW SONG BY THE SONARS

CALLED MUSICAL DOODLE.

- AH, MUSICAL DOODLE.

- SPONGEBOB.

- OOPS. GOOD NIGHT, SIR.

♪ DOO DOO DOO-DOO-DOO DOO-DOO-DOO DOO DOO ♪

♪ DOO DOO DOO-DOO-DOO ♪

- WHAT AM I RUNNIN'’ HERE, A NUT HOUSE?

- ♪ DOO DOO DOO-DOO-DOO DOO-DOO-DOO DOO DOO ♪

♪ DOO DOO DOO-DOO-DOO DOO-DOO-DOO DOO DOO ♪

♪ YOU'’RE GONNA LISTEN AGAIN TO THE MUSICAL DOODLE ♪

♪ DOO DOO DOO-DOO-DOO DOO-DOO-DOO DOO DOO ♪

- ♪ DOO DOO DOO-DOO-DOO DOO-DOO-DOO DOO DOO ♪

♪ YOU'’RE GONNA LISTEN AGAIN TO THE MUSICAL DOODLE ♪

♪ ♪

- OH, GARR-Y!

OH, JUST THE SNAIL I'’M LOOKING FOR.

WANT TO HEAR MY NEW RECORD?

- MEOW.

- I KNEW YOU WOULD.

- ♪ ROUND AND ROUND THE RECORD SPINS ALL DAY ♪

♪ LISTEN AGAIN, IT TAKES YOU ♪

- ♪ FAR AWAY ♪

♪ TRYING TO STOP IT IS FUTILE ♪

♪ SO JUST LISTEN NOW TO MY MUSICAL DOODLE ♪

♪ DOO DOO DOO-DOO-DOO ♪

♪ LISTEN AGAIN TO THE MUSICAL DOODLE ♪

- [snoring]

- WHOA!

LET'’S SPIN THAT RECORD ONE MORE TIME.

[clock chimes]

WOW, IT'’S LATE.

I HAVE TO GET TO SLEEP.

COME TO BED WHEN YOU'’RE READY, GARY.

[hums tune]

AH.

[whistling Musical Doodle]

♪ ♪

slap! [whistling continues]

thunk!

[hollow humming]

[spits]

OH, FINE.

I'’LL JUST LISTEN TO IT ONE MORE TIME

TO GET IT OUT OF MY SYSTEM.

- ♪ ROUND AND ROUND THE RECORD SPINS ALL DAY ♪

- ♪ LISTEN AGAIN, IT TAKES YOU FAR AWAY ♪

♪ TRYING TO STOP IT IS FUTILE ♪

♪ SO JUST LISTEN NOW TO MY MUSICAL DOODLE ♪

♪ LISTEN AGAIN TO THE MUSICAL DOODLE ♪

♪ ♪

[laughs crazily]

JUST ONE MORE TIME.

♪ ROUND AND ROUND THE RECORD SPINS ALL DAY ♪

ONE MORE TIME.

♪ ROUND AND ROUND THE RECORD SPINS ♪

- PUSHIN'’ YER LUCK A BIT, AREN'’T YOU, KID?

YOU WERE NEARLY LATE THIS MORNIN'’.

YOU GOT TO BE MORE CONSCIENT-ER-OUS

OR I'’LL HAVE TO START DOCKING YER PAY.

OH, YEAH, THAT'’S WHAT I'’LL DO.

♪ DOO-DOO-DOO DOO-DOO-DOO DOO-DOO DOO ♪

[tambourine shakes] ♪ MUSICAL DOODLE ♪

SPONGEBOB!

WAKE UP, BOYO.

DON'’T YOU NEED SOME PATTIES TO GET STARTED THERE?

- OF COURSE. THANKS, BOSS.

- JUST FOCUS ON MAKIN'’ THE PATTIES, BOYO.

- ♪ DOO DOO DOO-DOO-DOO DOO DOO-DOO ♪

[gasps]

[laughs nervously]

♪ THINK YOU CONTROL IT, BUT IT'’S WAY TOO HARD ♪

♪ EVERY TIME IT PLAYS, IT'’S AN ELECTRIC CHARGE ♪

HANG ON, HANG ON.

PLAY THAT LAST PART BACK FOR ME.

click!

- ♪ THINK YOU CONTROL IT, BUT IT'’S WAY TOO HARD ♪

- THAT'’S IT.

I SHOULDN'’T TRY TO CONTROL IT.

I SHOULD STOP FIGHTING

THE DOODLE'’S INFECTIOUS GROOVE.

♪ TRYING TO STOP IT IS FUTILE ♪

♪ SO JUST LISTEN NOW TO MY MUSICAL DOODLE ♪

♪ THINK YOU CONTROL IT, BUT IT'’S WAY TOO HARD ♪

♪ DOO DOO DOO-DOO-DOO ♪

♪ DOO-DOO-DOO ♪ - YOUNG MAN...

- ♪ DOO-DOO ♪ - EXCUSE ME, YOUNG MAN,

I ASKED FOR NO ONIONS.

- ♪ GONNA LISTEN AGAIN ♪ - YOUNG MAN!

♪ TO THE MUSICAL DOODLE ♪ - UGH.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE YOUTH OF THE OCEAN TODAY?

- ♪ EVERY TIME IT PLAYS IT'’S AN ELECTRIC CHARGE ♪

♪ THE SOUND IN YOUR HEAD IS BRUTAL ♪

♪ NOW YOU'’RE INFECTED BY THE MUSICAL DOODLE ♪

♪ DOO DOO DOO-DOO-DOO DOO DOO-DOO-DOO ♪

♪ YOU'’RE GONNA LISTEN AGAIN TO THE MUSICAL DOODLE ♪

♪ DOO DOO DOO-DOO-DOO ♪

♪ DOO-DOO-DOO DOO DOO ♪ - UGH!

I CAN'’T EAT LIKE THIS. - ♪ DOO-DOO-DOO DOO DOO ♪

- ME NEITHER.

- ♪ LISTEN AGAIN TO THE MUSICAL DOODLE ♪

[all angrily murmuring]

- [snoring]

THAT DOOR SQUEAK SOUNDED DECIDEDLY DISGRUNTLED.

[angry murmuring continues] ME CUSTOMERS!

WHY ARE YOU RUNNIN'’ OFF?

- WELL, I NEVER GOT MY FRIES.

- I NEVER GOT MY PATTY.

- I GOT DRENCHED IN SODA,

AND IT WAS ALL BECAUSE THAT YELLOW IDIOT

KEEPS SINGING THAT ANNOYING SONG.

- [growls]

- [humming]

- SPONGEBOB.

YOU GOT TO CUT OUT THAT SINGIN'’, BOY.

IT'’S REPELLING ME PROFITS.

- MR. KRABS, I'’VE TRIED AND I'’VE TRIED,

BUT IT JUST KEEPS PLAYING OVER AND OVER IN MY MIND.

- UH-HUH.

STOP SINGING THAT SONG!

ONE MORE OUTBURST LIKE THAT OUT OF ME,

AND I'’M SENDIN'’ YOU HOME FOR THE DAY.

- [gasps]

[humming Musical Doodlemelody]

- ♪ THE MUSICAL DOODLE ♪

slap! - AH!

KEEP YER TRAP SHUT.

BUT IT WASN'’T MY TRAP.

- ♪ DOO-DOO-DOO DOO-DOO-DOO DOO DOO DOO-DOO ♪

- [groans]

- ♪ DOO-DOO-DOO DOO-DOO DOO-DOO DOO ♪

thunk! thunk! thunk!

- ONE MORE OUTBURST,

AND MR. KRABS WILL SEND YOU HOME FOR THE DAY.

OKAY, OKAY, BUT I FEEL IT BUILDING UP INSIDE OF ME.

[muffled muttering]

[muttering]

[babbling musically]

♪ ♪

- [gasps]

WHAT IN BLAZES ARE YOU DOIN'’?

THAT'’S IT, BOY, YER DONE FOR THE DAY.

- ♪ TRY TO ESCAPE ♪

♪ IT'’S FUTILE ♪

♪ DOO-DOO-DOO DOO-DOO DOO-DOO DOO ♪

smash! ♪ DOO-DOO-DOO DOO-DOO DOO-DOO ♪

♪ MUSICAL DOODLE ♪

[maniacal giggle]

- WHAT'’S HIS DEAL?

- OH, HE'’S OBSESSED WITH THIS ARTLESS POP TUNE.

- WE GOT TO HELP HIM BUT QUICK.

HE COULD BE IN GREAT DANGER.

- ♪ THE SONG THAT YOU RAN FROM IS BACK AGAIN ♪

♪ YOU WONDER IF THE MADNESS WILL EVER END ♪

- HEY, BUDDY.

- COME ON, PAT. WE NEED YOUR HELP.

- [babbling musically]

♪ ♪

- SPONGEBOB?

- SPONGEBOB, WHERE ARE YOU?

- ♪ DOO-DOO-DOO DOO DOO ♪

♪ THE MUSICAL DOODLE ♪

- SPONGEBOB!

HOLD STILL. THIS WON'’T HURT A BIT.

- HUH? - GET HIM!

smash!

smack!

- [indistinct humming]

- JUST AS I THOUGHT.

YOU'’RE SUFFERING FROM A CONDITION KNOWN AS "EARWORM."

YOU SEE, WHEN YOUR BRAIN BECOMES STUCK ON A CATCHY TUNE,

YOU'’RE SUSCEPTIBLE TO EARWORM INFECTION.

[worm giggling] AND YOU GOT A NASTY ONE THERE.

- LET'’S JUST RIP THE LITTLE SUCKER OUT.

- HOLD IT! WE CAN'’T DO THAT.

IT MIGHT DAMAGE HIS BRAIN.

THE ONLY WAY TO DRIVE THE EARWORM OUT

IS WITH ANOTHER CATCHY TUNE.

- OOH! OOH! OOH!

I GOT ONE.

'‘TIS AN OLE SEA SHANTY

ME AND ME MATES USED TO SING ON THE HIGH SEAS.

♪ IT BE DRAUGHTY AND WET ON THE MIGHTY HIGH SEAS ♪

♪ THE IDEAL ABODE FOR RAMPANT DISEASE ♪

♪ SO MATIES, OH, MATIES, DON'’T NEVER WEEP ♪

♪ IF I SO MUCH AS SNEEZE, CAST ME INTO THE DEEP ♪

[Musical Doodleplaying] HMM.

HMM.

HE AIN'’T BUDGIN'’.

- I'’LL BE DARNED IF ANYBODY CAN RESIST A WESTERN SONG

WHILE WEARIN'’ A WESTERN HAT.

COME HERE, YOU.

- [muffled scream]

[Musical Doodleplaying]

[folky guitar music]

- ♪ OH, LIFE ON THE PRAIRIE IS LONESOME INDEED ♪

♪ NOT A FRIEND IN SIGHT AMONGST THE RUSTLIN'’ WEEDS ♪

♪ SO WHEN I GET LONESOME I DON'’T HAVE A CONNIPTION ♪

♪ I JUST FIRE UP MY FRIEND ♪

♪ GENERATOR CONTRAPTION ♪

- [muffled singing]

- THAT ONLY SEEMS TO HAVE MADE HIM MADDER.

WE NEED SOMEBODY WITH REAL MUSICAL TALENT

TO GET RID OF THIS THING.

- ALL RIGHT, I'’LL DO IT.

BUT ONLY BECAUSE YOU REQUIRE

AN ARTIST OF SUCH HIGH TALENT.

- OH, RIGHT, SQUIDWARD,

YOU PLAY THAT LITTLE DOOHICKEY.

- IT'’S CALLED A CLARINET.

[upbeat clarinet music]

♪ ♪

- WHOA.

[screeching]

- YOU DID IT.

DROVE THE LITTLE CRITTER OUT.

- HOLD STILL, BUDDY.

[grunts]

- OH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU,

THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, SQUIDWARD.

- ALL RIGHT, YOU'’RE GRATEFUL.

NOW LEAVE ME ALONE.

[humming]

THAT WAS A NEAT LITTLE TUNE I CAME UP WITH TODAY,

IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF.

- [evil laughter]

- [humming]

[humming continues]

OH, YEAH.

THAT'’S CATCHY STUFF, SQUIDDY.

CATCHY STUFF.

MMM-MM-MM. [screams]

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[lilting ukulele music]

♪ ♪