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- ARE YOU READY, KIDS?
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All: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
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- I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
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All: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
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- ♪ OHH...
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♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? ♪
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All: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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- ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE ♪
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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- ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE
BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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- ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- READY?
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All: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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- SPONGEBOB
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SQUAREPANTS!
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[laughing]
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♪
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[waves crashing]
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[lilting ukulele music]
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♪
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- [laughing]
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GIDDEE-UP!
[laughing]
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YAH!
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- AHEM.
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WEREN'T YOU GONNA PUT
YOUR VACATION SLIDES
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IN THE PROJECTOR, PATRICK?
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- OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
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- PATRICK,
THOSE ARE HASH BROWNS.
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- HASH BROWNS!
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[eating noises]
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- UMM, PATRICK?
THE SLIDES?
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- RIGHT! THE SLIDES!
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VOILA!
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UH... NOW WHAT?
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- NOW YOU PUT THE SLIDES
IN THE PROJECTOR.
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- RIGHT! I KNEW THAT.
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PUT THE SLIDES IN THE PROJEC...
[shouts]
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TOR.
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DON'T WORRY, SPONGEBOB.
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I'VE GOT SOMETHING EVEN BETTER!
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AHEM.
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OKAY. HERE WE GO.
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THERE I WAS...
- OH! A SHADOW PUPPET SHOW!
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- PLEASE, NO INTERRUPTIONS.
- SORRY.
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- AS I WAS SAYING,
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I WAS LYIN' AROUND MY HOUSE,
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NOT EVEN PLANNING
TO HAVE A VACATION
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WHEN I HEARD A KNOCK
AT MY DOOR...
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[anguished moan]
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FOR CLAMMIN' OUT LOUD!
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[grunts]
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AWW, SHEESH!
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I'M STILL NOT THERE YET?!
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[groaning]
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- PATRICK!
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PATRICK! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
TO YOURSELF?
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- I'VE BEEN WAKING UP,
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EATING, SLEEPING,
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WAKING UP,
EATING, SLEEPING,
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WAKING UP, EATING, SLEEPING FOR
MY WHOLE LIFE WITHOUT A REST!
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I NEED A BREAK FROM THE HUSTLE
AND BUSTLE
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OF MY EVERYDAY LIFE.
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IT'S SO EXHAUSTING!
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HELP ME, SPONGEBOB!
PLEASE HELP ME!
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- PAL, WHAT YOU NEED
IS A VACATION!
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- THAT'S IT!
I NEED A VACATION!
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- SO YOU'D LIKE A VACATION.
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- GUH?! OH, GREAT!
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ANOTHER THING FOR ME TO...
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- YES, HE'D LIKE A VACATION!
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- WELL, YOUR OPTIONS
ARE ENDLESS, MR. STAR!
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ANYWHERE FROM BEAUTIFUL,
WHITE SANDY BEACHES
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TO EXHILARATING JUNGLE SAFARIS.
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IT ALL DEPENDS ON YOUR BUDGET.
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[both grunt]
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- I GUESS
I'LL JUST HAVE TO STAY HOME.
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- "STAY HOME"?
THAT'S IT!
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YOU CAN TAKE A "STAY-CATION"!
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- WHAT'S THAT?
- TAKE YOUR VACATION AT HOME!
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NO PACKING, NO TRAVEL.
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JUST DO WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO!
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BEST OF ALL, IT'S FREE!
- OH, BOY!
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ALL RIGHT, PATRICK,
ENJOY YOUR STAYCATION!
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- THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO,
BUDDY!
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- WELCOME TO STAR ROCK INN, SIR.
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MY NAME IS "TODD".
CAN I CHECK YOU IN?
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- I DON'T KNOW.
CAN YOU?
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- AH, YES, STAR...
STAR... STAR...
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PATRICK STAR, ROOM 801.
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YOUR KEY, SIR. AND PLEASE DON'T
HESITATE TO LET US KNOW
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IF THERE'S ANYTHING WE CAN DO TO
MAKE YOUR STAY MORE COMFORTABLE.
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[bell dings]
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MAY I TAKE YOUR BAGS, MR. STAR?
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- I DON'T HAVE ANY BA.
UHH...
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- FOLLOW ME, SIR.
YOUR ROOM IS RIGHT THIS WAY.
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YOUR ROOM, SIR.
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- OH, DEAR.
- IS SOMETHING WRONG, MR. STAR?
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- WELL, UM, HONESTLY,
I'M NOT SURE
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I LIKE THE WAY
THIS ROOM IS ARRANGED.
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- ARRANGED?
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MR. STAR,
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?
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- NO, I...
MAYBE IT'S THE WALLS.
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- [moans]
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- I GOT IT.
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LET'S PUT THE ROOM BACK THE WAY
IT WAS ORIGINALLY.
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- THE POOL IS ONE
OF THE STAR ROCK INN'S
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MOST RELAXING FEATURES.
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- OH! A POOL!
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[laughing]
POOL.
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WHERE'S THE DIVING BOARD?
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- THE DIVING BOARD?
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OOH. OH, ONE DIVING BOARD,
COMING UP!
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[pants]
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[sawing]
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YOUR DIVING BOARD, SIR!
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- ALL RIGHT!
[laughing]
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[crunch]
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- YOU OKAY, SIR?
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- MY HEAD IS SWIMMING JUST FINE,
THANK YOU.
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- OH, NO!
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LIFEGUARD ON DUTY!
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- [exclaiming]
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- [inhales]
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[blows whistle]
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ARE YOU OKAY, SIR?
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- SO COLD.
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- THIS CALLS FOR CPR.
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CANDY PEPPERMINT RESUSCITATION!
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- SO WEAK.
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STRENGTH...
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RETURNING.
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[Patrick's stomach rumbles]
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BUT I'M STILL HUNGRY.
- FOLLOW ME, SIR.
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Boing!
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OH!
[straining]
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[thumping]
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IF YOU WOULD TAKE YOUR SEAT,
SIR.
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YOUR DINING BIB, SIR.
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- WOW! WHAT LUXURY.
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- ONE KRABBY PATTY COMING UP!
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- AHEM!
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WHAT, NO TIP?
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- HEY!
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WHAT KIND OF RESORT IS THIS?
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WHERE'S THE ENTERTAINMENT?
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- OH!
YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, SIR!
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PRESENTING
THE SPONGEBOB FOLLIES!
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[babbling]
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WHAT THE HEY!
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- BORING.
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- [whistling]
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[triumphant music]
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- LAME.
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- LIFT OFF.
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- WELL? WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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- YOU ARE SMOKIN'!
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- AW, IT WAS NOTHING.
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- NO.
NO, YOU'RE REALLY SMOKING!
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- WHAT?
[sniffs]
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OH, NO!
THE KRABBY PATTY!
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- [coughs]
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[gasps and coughs again]
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[stomach rumbling]
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MY TUMMY IS STILL LONELY!
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[sniffs]
AH.
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- [sniffs] AH.
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AHH! DELISH!
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OH! SILLY ME.
I FORGOT THE NAPKIN.
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AND NOW AN ELEGANT MEAL
FOR AN ELEGANT PERSON.
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- I AM QUITE REFINED.
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AHH!
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[belches]
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- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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- I'M ON VACATION!
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THE LAST RESORT
I WAS STAYING AT WAS A DUMP,
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BUT THIS PLACE IS AWESOME!
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OH, HEY, WAITER.
NAPKIN, PLEASE.
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- [grumbles]
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- MR. STAR?
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YOUR MEAL IS READY!
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PATRICK? WHERE IS HE?
- [shouts]
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- AH.
- PATRICK, YOU DIM-WITTED MORON.
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GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN!
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- GOOD IDEA.
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I THINK I'LL HEAD
OVER TO THE SPA.
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I COULD USE A MASSAGE.
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- GET THIS INTO YOUR TINY, TINY,
LITTLE, TINY BRAIN:
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THIS IS NOT A RESORT.
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IT'S MY HOUSE.
THERE IS NO SPA.
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AND YOU CAN'T GET A MASSAGE!
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- OH! OH! OOOH!
YEAH, THAT'S THE SPOT.
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OH, HEY,
YOU SHOULD GET A MASSAGE TOO.
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- PFFT! NOT LIKELY.
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[neck cracks]
OW! OW! OW! OW!
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- AHH...
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- WHAT THE HAY.
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MOVE OVER.
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I WANT A DEEP TISSUE TREATMENT,
AND DON'T FORGET THE FEET.
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[snoring]
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- SO TIRED.
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AHH!
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- [snoring]
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- PATRICK,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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- THAT RESORT NEXT DOOR
IS TOO CROWDED.
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THEN I FOUND THIS PLACE.
IT'S QUIET AND PEACEFUL.
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GOOD NIGHT, SPONGEBOB.
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[snoring]
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- [snoring]
- WAKE UP, LADDY.
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- MM?
OH, HI, MR. KRABS.
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- YOU HAVE
ANOTHER NASTY OL' DREAM?
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- MM-MM.
- PATRICK IN YOUR BED AGAIN?
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- MM-HMM.
- AYE.
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WELL, GOOD NIGHT, LADDY.
- GOOD NIGHT, SIR.
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[lilting ukulele music]
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♪
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- [laughs wickedly]
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SALUTATIONS, PUNY MORTALS!
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I AM THE GREAT GENIE
OF THE SLIDE CAROUSEL! OOOH!
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ENDURE MY VACATION SLIDES OR I
SHALL GRANT YOU THREE MISERIES!
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- HEY, IT'S SUPPOSED
TO BE THREE WISHES!
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- SILENCE, RED ONE!
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WITHSTAND MY SLIDES!
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- OH, FOR...
- YAY!
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- [screams]
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[fire alarm sound effect]
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- EVERYTHING OKAY IN THERE,
OH GREAT GENIE?
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- WHAT, ARE YOU MOCKING ME, KID?
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OF COURSE EVERYTHING'S NOT OKAY!
I CAN'T SHOW MY SLIDES!
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- WELL, THAT'S NOT
THE "CAN DO" SPIRIT!
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LA.
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- NOW WE'RE COOKIN'
WITH BLUBBER.
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MY SECOND HONEYMOON.
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IT STARTED OUT JUST
AS ANY ROMANTIC GETAWAY SHOULD:
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WITH FIVE DAYS
OF ROUND-THE-CLOCK SURVEILLANCE.
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- WHOA!
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OOH, A LETTER!
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THANK YOU, MR. MAILMAN!
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BOY, IF I WEREN'T ALREADY
ON PAROLE...
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- [laughs]
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MAIL CALL!
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- ATTABOY!
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[laughs]
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IT'S FREE TICKETS!
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00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:31,344
- FREE TICKETS!
FOR WHAT, MR. KRABS?
248
00:13:31,378 --> 00:13:35,082
"YOU AND A GUEST
HAVE WON A WEEK OF RELAXATION
249
00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:36,884
ON A LUXURY OCEAN CRUISE SHIP."
250
00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:39,719
- WhOO-HOO! WORKS FOR ME!
251
00:13:39,752 --> 00:13:42,155
GENTLEMEN,
I'M LEAVIN' YOU IN CHARGE.
252
00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:43,991
SEE YA WHEN I SEE YA!
253
00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:46,526
- OH, MR. KRABS.
THIS SAYS "YOU AND A GUEST"!
254
00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:52,399
- WELL, I SUPPOSE I COULD MAKE
THAT EXTRA TICKET AVAILABLE
255
00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:55,168
TO, SAY,
256
00:13:55,202 --> 00:13:57,604
WHOEVER WANTS TO BE
ME MANSERVANT!
257
00:13:57,637 --> 00:13:58,805
- RIGHT THIS WAY, SIR!
258
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,507
- YOU MIGHT AS WELL HAND OVER
259
00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:02,575
THAT SECRET FORMULA RIGHT NOW!
260
00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:05,478
'CAUSE ONCE YOU SHOVE OFF,
IT'S AS GOOD AS MINE!
261
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:06,679
[laughs]
262
00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:08,281
WHAT IN SEA BOTTOMS?
263
00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:09,849
- LOOKIE HERE, BOY,
264
00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:11,418
I'M BRINGIN'
ALONG THE SECRET FORMULA
265
00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:13,086
AS A PRECAUTION...
266
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:15,855
JUST IN CASE OUR ABSENCE
PROVES TOO TEMPTING
267
00:14:15,889 --> 00:14:19,092
TO A CERTAIN ONE-EYED
CREEPY-CRAWLY.
268
00:14:19,126 --> 00:14:22,529
- WELL PLAYED, KRABS.
WELL PLAYED, INDEED!
269
00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:25,065
BUT AS USUAL,
THIS "ONE-EYED CREEPY-CRAWLY"
270
00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:26,766
IS ONE STEP AHEAD OF YOU!
271
00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:28,435
YA CAN'T BEAT PLAN B!
272
00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:29,736
YA CAN'T BEAT IT!
273
00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:32,539
OH, THIS IS GONNA BE SO SWEET!
274
00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:37,677
KAREN, WE ARE GOING
ON A LUXURY CRUISE!
275
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,746
- A CRUISE?
JUST THE TWO OF US?
276
00:14:39,779 --> 00:14:40,914
OH, PLANKTON!
277
00:14:40,948 --> 00:14:42,649
[laughs happily]
278
00:14:44,751 --> 00:14:47,787
HEY, IF THIS IS ANOTHER SCHEME
TO STEAL THE SECRET FORMULA,
279
00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:48,989
YOU CAN LEAVE ME HOME!
280
00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:53,226
- NO, OF COURSE NOT.
281
00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:55,963
JUST THINK OF IT
AS OUR SECOND HONEYMOON.
282
00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:58,098
- DON'T YOU HAVE TO HAVE
A FIRST HONEYMOON
283
00:14:58,131 --> 00:14:59,866
BEFORE YOU EMBARK
ON A SECOND?
284
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:04,071
- WHY DON'T I BUMP UP THOSE
VACATION SETTINGS UP A SMIDGE?
285
00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:06,906
- OH, PLANKTON,
THIS SECOND HONEYMOON
286
00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:09,709
IS GOING TO BE SO GREAT!
287
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:12,645
- YEAH, IT'S GONNA BE GROOVY,
BABE.
288
00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:16,416
NOW, A QUICK CHECK
OF THE VACATION INVENTORY.
289
00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:21,121
SUNTAN LOTION, SUNGLASS,
DEATH LASER...
290
00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:24,057
- GOT IT!
291
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:28,095
DID YOU SEE THE PRETTY LASER,
HONEY?
292
00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:30,263
- SEE IT?!
IT ALMOST SPLIT ME IN HALF!
293
00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:32,032
- WHOOPS! SORRY!
294
00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:35,435
I'M JUST SO EXCITED
ABOUT OUR CRUISE!
295
00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:38,038
CRUISEY CRUISE CRUISE!
296
00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:39,539
[giggles]
CRUISE!
297
00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:42,642
CRUISE! CRUISE!
298
00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:44,844
[laughs]
CRUISE...
299
00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:49,549
- GOTTA RETHINK THAT VACATION
ALGORITHM WHEN WE GET BACK.
300
00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:54,287
[horn blasts]
301
00:15:54,321 --> 00:15:55,855
[laughter]
302
00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:57,457
[clink]
303
00:15:57,490 --> 00:16:00,460
[cool music]
304
00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:01,661
♪
305
00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:04,164
NOTHING TOPS KICKIN' BACK
306
00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:05,665
NEXT TO MY LOVING COMPUTER WIFE
307
00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:07,667
AND SOAKING UP THE RAYS.
308
00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:11,038
- OH, I HOPE
I DON'T GET SCREEN BURN!
309
00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:12,872
- LET ME GIVE YOU A HAND
WITH THAT, HONEY!
310
00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:16,109
- OH, PLANKTON!
YOU'RE SUCH A SWEET HUSBAND
311
00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:19,679
WHEN YOU AREN'T OBSESSING
OVER THAT STUPID SECRET FORMULA!
312
00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:22,449
- [laughs]
313
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:26,053
- THERE HE IS,
THAT SWABBY FOOL!
314
00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:28,988
YOUR TURN NOW, KRABS.
315
00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:31,991
- PLANKTON?
WHO ARE YOU DENOUNCING NOW?
316
00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:34,294
- OH, THE... HORS D'OEUVRES GUY!
317
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:36,163
HE'S LATE WITH MY NIBBLES AGAIN!
318
00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:38,998
- OH, DON'T GET ALL WORKED UP,
PLANKTON.
319
00:16:39,032 --> 00:16:42,202
LET'S JUST FOCUS ON SPENDING
SOME QUALITY TIME
320
00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:44,537
TOGETHER ALONE
FOR A CHANGE.
321
00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:45,838
- [laughs]
322
00:16:45,872 --> 00:16:48,141
NOW PUSH ME BACK UP TO THE TOP!
323
00:16:48,175 --> 00:16:49,809
PUSH ME TO THE TOP!
324
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:52,512
- WOULD YOU LIKE A NIBBLE, SIR?
- IS THAT KELP CHEESE?
325
00:16:56,883 --> 00:17:00,687
- THAT SNACK
IS AS BIG AS YOU ARE!
326
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,389
[laughs]
- VERY FUNNY, KAREN.
327
00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:05,792
PERHAPS YOU SHOULD HAVE MARRIED
A PILE OF CHEESE!
328
00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:06,959
THAT'S IT!
329
00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:13,266
[laughter]
330
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:15,568
[grunts]
331
00:17:15,602 --> 00:17:17,170
- [laughs]
332
00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:19,206
WHEE!!
333
00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:20,673
[laughing]
334
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:23,042
- [straining]
335
00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:25,745
[pants]
336
00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:26,879
[screams]
337
00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:28,748
squish!
338
00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:29,782
- DID YOU HEAR THAT?
339
00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:33,486
- [moans]
340
00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:36,489
- I COULD HAVE SWORN
I HEARD PLANKTERON.
341
00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:38,258
- HEY... ME, TOO.
342
00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:40,860
- OH, WELL.
ONE MORE TIME AROUND THE DECK!
343
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:47,467
- I'M SO EXHAUSTED!
344
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,068
HOW'S IT GOING, HONEY?
345
00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:50,337
- [snoring]
346
00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:51,571
[yawns]
347
00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:53,706
OH, HI, PLANKTON!
348
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,808
I MUST HAVE ACTIVATED
SLEEP MODE!
349
00:17:55,842 --> 00:17:58,345
OH, WHAT A GREAT IDEA
THIS WAS,
350
00:17:58,378 --> 00:18:01,281
GETTING AWAY
FROM YOUR USUAL SHENANIGANS!
351
00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:04,083
- YEAH, HEH HEH, SURE IS.
352
00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:06,018
- [laughing]
353
00:18:06,052 --> 00:18:11,924
- UHH, JUST SIT BACK
WHILE I MASSAGE YOUR WHEELS.
354
00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:14,661
- NOW YOU'RE MAKING ME
SO TIRED...
355
00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:16,896
[snoring]
356
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:20,066
- SLEEP WELL, BABE.
[laughs wickedly]
357
00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:29,309
WHEW! THAT WAS CLOSE!
358
00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:33,980
- BOY, I AM SO SWEATY.
359
00:18:36,149 --> 00:18:37,684
- [howls]
360
00:18:41,188 --> 00:18:45,592
I HATE YOU, KRABS.
361
00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:51,097
- WHOO-HOO!
362
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,099
- YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY
THIS TIME!
363
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:57,504
- I'M FEELING LUCKY!
- [screams]
364
00:18:57,537 --> 00:19:00,573
[surfer music]
365
00:19:00,607 --> 00:19:03,376
- OH, YEAH!
WHOO-HOO!
366
00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:05,845
- GO, MR. KRABS!
367
00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:07,614
- I DON'T CARE ANYMORE!
368
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:12,219
FORMULA OR NO FORMULA,
I'M TAKING YOU DOWN!
369
00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:14,521
- [laughs]
370
00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:17,357
- WHOA! WHAHH!
371
00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:18,658
- [moans and grunts]
372
00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:20,893
[screams]
373
00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:26,566
[electric whining]
374
00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:30,069
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. I GIVE UP!
375
00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:32,205
I KNOW WHEN I'M BEAT.
376
00:19:32,239 --> 00:19:34,907
- OOH! WHAT'S ALL THIS?
377
00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:39,111
"FREE LAND FOOD"!
SOUNDS SO EXOTIC!
378
00:19:39,145 --> 00:19:41,881
[sniffs]
379
00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:44,451
THIS LOOKS PROMISING.
380
00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:46,519
BLEH!
381
00:19:46,553 --> 00:19:48,921
THAT TASTES
LIKE PUTREFIED CORAL STEMS
382
00:19:48,955 --> 00:19:51,023
DIPPED IN ROTTEN BUTTER SAUCE.
383
00:19:51,057 --> 00:19:53,125
- MMM... YEAH.
384
00:19:53,159 --> 00:19:56,296
- UGH, HOW CAN ANYONE
STAND THIS SLOP?
385
00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:59,232
MAKES ME MISS OUR GRUB
BACK AT THE OLD KRUSTY KRAB.
386
00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:01,868
SPONGEBOB,
BE A GOOD MANSERVANT
387
00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:04,337
AND FIX ME UP A KRABBY PATTY,
WOULD YA?
388
00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:06,371
- A GOOD FRY COOK IS NEVER FAR
FROM HIS GRILL, SIR!
389
00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:14,247
[all sniffing]
390
00:20:14,281 --> 00:20:17,450
- WHAT IS THAT DELICIOUS SMELL?
391
00:20:17,484 --> 00:20:20,853
- I DON'T KNOW, BUT I WANT IT,
WHATEVER IT IS!
392
00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:27,427
- ORDER UP, MR. KRABS!
393
00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:30,730
[excited chatter]
394
00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:32,932
- [chuckles]
395
00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:36,836
LOOKS LIKE WE GOT
A BUSINESS VENTURE ON OUR HANDS.
396
00:20:36,869 --> 00:20:40,206
THIS VACATION JUST GOT
A WHOLE LOT MORE LUCER-ATIVE,
397
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,874
IF YA KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.
398
00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:44,010
KRABBY PATTIES!
399
00:20:44,043 --> 00:20:47,146
COME AND GET
YOUR KRABBY PATTIES!
400
00:20:47,179 --> 00:20:49,849
- AHEM! GOOD DAY, SIRS!
401
00:20:49,882 --> 00:20:52,218
I WOULD LIKE TO PILFER YOUR...
402
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:55,187
I MEAN,
PURCHASE A KRABBY PATTY.
403
00:20:55,221 --> 00:20:58,325
- WATCH ME SUCKER THIS GUY.
404
00:20:58,358 --> 00:21:02,329
THAT'LL BE A MERE $100!
405
00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:05,097
- THAT'S ALL? WHY, CERTAINLY!
406
00:21:05,131 --> 00:21:06,132
[laughs]
407
00:21:06,165 --> 00:21:09,302
[laughter]
408
00:21:09,336 --> 00:21:10,970
- COME TO DADDY!
409
00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:12,372
[sniffs]
410
00:21:12,405 --> 00:21:15,141
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
411
00:21:15,174 --> 00:21:17,710
THERE'S CHUM
ALL OVER THIS BILL!
412
00:21:17,744 --> 00:21:20,079
HEY, BUDDY,
WHERE'D YA GET THIS?
413
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:22,214
- FROM THE SAME PLACE
THIS IS GOING...
414
00:21:22,248 --> 00:21:24,384
THE CHUM BUCKET LABORATORY!
415
00:21:24,417 --> 00:21:26,519
NICE DOING BUSINESS, KRABS!
416
00:21:26,553 --> 00:21:27,920
[laughs wickedly]
417
00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:31,958
- NOO!
418
00:21:31,991 --> 00:21:33,493
- STAND BACK, SIR.
419
00:21:33,526 --> 00:21:35,227
LEAVE THIS
TO YOUR TRUSTY MANSERVANT.
420
00:21:35,261 --> 00:21:36,696
- [laughs wickedly]
421
00:21:41,668 --> 00:21:43,035
CHOKE ON THAT, YOU BIG...
422
00:21:43,069 --> 00:21:44,937
[grunts]
423
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,309
- I KNEW YOU WERE
UP TO SOMETHING!
424
00:21:50,343 --> 00:21:52,345
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU TRIED TO FOOL ME
425
00:21:52,379 --> 00:21:56,115
FOR YOUR OWN SELFISH NEEDS!
426
00:21:56,148 --> 00:22:00,052
MY SECOND HONEYMOON RUINED!
427
00:22:00,086 --> 00:22:02,054
[sobs]
- WELL, TECHNICALLY,
428
00:22:02,088 --> 00:22:04,457
IT'S YOUR FIRST.
- OH, WOULD YOU CAN IT ALREADY?
429
00:22:04,491 --> 00:22:06,325
I GUESS I HAVE NO CHOICE
430
00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:10,363
BUT TO TURN UP THE SETTINGS
ON MY VACATION APP.
431
00:22:10,397 --> 00:22:12,965
- I DON'T THINK
THAT'S SUCH A GOOD...
432
00:22:14,401 --> 00:22:16,235
[shouting]
433
00:22:24,811 --> 00:22:28,381
- IF I WASN'T ON PAROLE...
434
00:22:28,415 --> 00:22:31,250
- ME CUSTOMERS!
435
00:22:31,283 --> 00:22:35,755
AH, THIS VACATION
IS A TOTAL BUST!
436
00:22:35,788 --> 00:22:38,425
- THANKS,
MY SWEET LITTLE GONDOLIER!
437
00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:41,628
THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST...
HONEYMOON EVER!
438
00:22:46,499 --> 00:22:49,469
[lilting ukulele music]
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