Original subtitles

- ARE YA READY, KIDS?

Kids: AYE AYE, CAPTAIN!

- I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

Kids: AYE AYE, CAPTAIN!

- OOH...

♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? ♪

Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ♪

- ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE ♪

kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ♪

- ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪

kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ♪

- ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪

kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ♪

- ♪ READY?

All: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ♪

♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

- ♪ SPONGEBO-O-O-OB

♪ SQUAREPA-A-A-ANTS!

[laughs]

[piccolo tweets]

[wave sounds and seagulls]

[banjo music]

♪

[bubbles]

[accordion music]

- PLEASE BE MONEY. PLEASE BE MONEY.

OH! THAT'S NOT MONEY.

IT'S FROM SPONGEBOB.

"DEAR MR. KRABS,

PLEASE COME TO MY HOUSE TONIGHT.

I'M HAVING A FREE MONEY PARTY."

FREE MONEY PARTY!

THIS SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.

- "DEAR SQUIDWARD, COME TO MY HOUSE TONIGHT.

I'M HAVING A LATTE SIPPING CONTEST."

THIS SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!

- "PLEASE COME BY MY HOUSE TONIGHT.

I'M HAVING A SCIENCE FAIR."

OH, SPONGEBOB, THIS SOUNDS PLUM TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.

- "I'M HAVING A WEIGHT-LIFTING COMPETITION."

THAT SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!

- [gasps] A QUIET EVENING,

STUDYING THE RULES OF THE ROAD.

[laughs]

AHEM. THAT SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.

- "A MEETING OF THE MINDS TO DISCUSS

THE ULTIMATE DOWNFALL OF THE KRUSTY KRAB."

THIS SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!

- WELCOME, FRIENDS.

PLEASE COME IN.

I'M SO GLAD YOU ALL COULD MAKE IT.

TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A MAGICAL EVENING,

FILLED WITH... MAGIC.

- UH, SPONGEBOB?

- YES, MR. KRABS.

- CAN WE SKIP THE MAGIC,

AND GET RIGHT TO THE FREE MONEY?

- HOW ABOUT THE LATTE SIPPING?

- AND WHAT ABOUT THE PUMPING OF THE IRON?

- AND DIABOLICAL CONSPIRACIES?

- AND LET'S NOT FORGET THE SCIENCE FAIR.

- THE REAL REASON I CALLED YOU HERE

WAS TO WATCH THIS SLIDESHOW OF PHOTOS

FROM MY FAMILY VACATION!

All: I KNEW IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!

- [laughing]

HEY, SORRY I'M LATE, SPONGEBOB!

I HAD TO FIND MY MOVIE-WATCHING HAT.

- THAT DOES IT, I'M GONE.

All: YEAH. ME, TOO. - OW! OW! OW!

- WAIT! WAIT!

YOU'RE GONNA MISS THE FIRST SLIDE.

- LOOKS MORE LIKE A SLIP THAN A SLIDE.

HA. HA.

- I'VE SEEN ENOUGH.

- WAIT! COME BACK!

SEE? IT'S PATRICK.

- H-H-HEY! IT'S ME!

- WHY IS IT ALL ORANGE AND BLURRY?

- WHERE?

- SEE? RIGHT THERE, UM, THE ENTIRE THING.

- O-OH.

THAT'S BECAUSE PATRICK KEPT SPRAYING THE CAMERA

WITH CHEESE FIZZ.

PATRICK, YOU'RE SPRAYING THE CAMERA WITH CHEESE FIZZ.

THE PICTURES WILL COME OUT ALL ORANGE AND BLURRY.

- I CAN'T HELP IT, SPONGEBOB,

I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT GOING ON A FAMILY VACATION

WITH YOU AND YOUR PARENTS, THAT MY AIM IS OFF.

SEE?

THERE WE GO.

- I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.

SOMETIMES IT FEELS LIKE I'VE BEEN WAITING

MY ENTIRE LIFE TO GO ON THIS TRIP!

- REALLY? WHY IS THAT?

- PROBABLY BECAUSE I HAVE.

- HAVE WHAT? - BEEN WAITING.

- WAIT, WH... YOU MEAN, SO... WHAT?

[car horn beeps]

- AH! PATRICK! THEY'RE HERE!

- GOOD MORNING, SON. READY TO HEAD OUT?

- YOU BET!

- SPONGEBOB, DON'T LEAVE YOUR LUGGAGE BEHIND.

- OH, THAT'S NOT LUGGAGE. IT'S PATRICK.

HE'S COMING WITH US, REMEMBER?

- WELL, SHAKE A LEG, BOYS,

THE GREAT BARRIER REEF ISN'T GONNA VISIT ITSELF.

- YOUR FATHER'S RIGHT, SON.

- THEY KNOW I'M RIGHT.

- YOU BROUGHT HOMEWORK?

- NO, PATRICK.

IT'S A BROCHURE, DETAILING ALL THE FUN

TO BE HAD AT OUR FINAL DESTINATION,

THE GREAT BARRIER REEF.

SEE? THERE'S A HUGE ASSORTMENT

OF SLIDES, AND TRAMPOLINES,

- AND FORTS.

- AND ROPES TO SWING ON.

- AND FORTS.

- AND A WATER PARK!

OH, NO. THAT'S JUST WHERE YOU DROOLED ON IT.

I CAN'T WAIT TO GET THERE!

HOW ABOUT YOU? - NO, I CAN'T.

- YEAH. - NO, I MEAN I REALLY CAN'T.

I'VE BEEN IN THIS CONFINED SPACE TOO LONG ALREADY! HELP!

GET ME OUT OF HERE!

- ALL RIGHT, BOYS, ALL RIGHT.

LET'S TURN DOWN THE VOLUME BACK THERE.

- I HAVE AN IDEA.

WHY DON'T WE PLAY A ROAD GAME, TO PASS THE TIME?

- YEAH!

- ANYBODY KNOW ANY?

- OH! OH! OH! OH! HIDE AND SEEK!

- HEY, WHY DOES HE GET TO GO FIRST?

- ♪ AND SHE THREW IT ALL AWAY... ♪

- OKAY, FIND ME! - GAH! EGAD.

[clang] [horn]

[squeek] [splat]

- HEY! [boink]

[honk] [splurt]

[splonk]

[mall music]

♪

[rockabilly music]

♪

- [male announcer] THERE'S THE GREEN FLAG.

AND THE RACE IS UNDERWAY.

[crunch] [wham]

[clang] [ding]

[smoosh] [gong]

[whang] [splorch]

[gurch] [blong]

[cymbal crash] [floob]

[grunch] [whizz]

AND WE HAVE A NEW WINNER!

All: YEAH! [whistles]

- MOO.

MOO! [car horn]

[bonk] [slide whistle]

[urgent string music]

♪

[wham] [slap]

[whack] [crack]

- MM-MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST SING THE ROAD SONG.

♪ ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ♪

- ♪ WHEN I'M ON THE ROAD - ♪ ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD.

- ♪ I SEE STUFF GOING BY - ♪ ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD.

- ♪ ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. - ♪ WHEN I'M ON THE ROAD

[splat] - ♪ I GOT A BUG IN MY EYE

- ♪ ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. - ♪ WHEN I'M ON THE ROAD

♪ LOOKS LIKE CLEAR SKIES AHEAD - ♪ ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD.

- ♪ WHEN I'M ON THE ROAD - ♪ ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD.

♪ PLEASE STOP TOUCHING MY HEAD - ♪ ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD.

[faster] - ♪ ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD.

All: ♪ LET'S ALL SING THE ROAD SONG ♪

[clap clap]

- ♪ I WANT TO SING IT ALL DAY LONG ♪

all: ♪ LET'S ALL SING THE ROAD SONG ♪

[clap clap]

all: ♪ LET'S ALL SING... - ♪ ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD.

All: ♪ ALONG - ♪ ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. RO-O-AD

[crash]

- UM, ANYBODY KNOW ANY OTHER GOOD ROAD TUNES?

[hawaiian music]

♪

[grunting]

- OOF. URG. OH.

- HOW MUCH FARTHER TO THE NEAREST SERVICE STATION?

- UH, PROBABLY PRETTY FAR, SON.

[honk]

- OH, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.

[banjo music]

♪

- SO, UH, HOW'S IT LOOKING?

- WELL, GOT A CRACKED TIMING CASE COVER,

IT'S BROKEN A COUPLE OF TEETH OFF THE TIMING GEAR,

THE RADIATOR'S DAMAGED AT THE CORE,

YOU GOT A CRACKED WATER PUMP,

AND A FRACTURED INJECTOR LINE.

- AND WHAT DOES ALL THAT MEAN?

- WELL, LITTLE MISSY, IN TECHNICAL TERMS,

[sniff]

IF SHE SHE DON'T WANT TO RUN, SHE DON'T WANT TO RUN,

- UH-HUH. AHEM.

OH, SO WHAT ARE WE LOOKING AT, TIME-WISE?

- WELL, NOW THAT DEPENDS.

HOW MUCH TIME YOU GOT?

[wheezy laugh]

- [laughing]

HOW MUCH T... UH...

NOT FUNNY.

- HEY! AT LEAST THEY HAVE A COZY-LOOKING WAITING ROOM.

HEY, COME ON.

MAN, AM I BORED.

- I AM BEYOND BORED.

I'M... BEE-ORED.

- OH, BOYS! IS THAT A PLAYGROUND NEXT DOOR I SEE?

Both: PLAYGROUND!

Both: HMM.

- NOT THE MOST COLORFUL PLAYGROUND I'VE SEEN.

- MM-MMM.

THIS LOOKS MORE LIKE A GRAY-GROUND.

- WELL, I'LL JUST LEAVE YOU TWO HERE TO AMUSE YOURSELVES,

AND COME BACK FOR YOU WHEN THE BOAT'S FIXED.

- UM, ACTUALLY THIS PLACE SEEMS A LITTLE BIT...

- HAVE FUN!

- WELL, THIS IS A NASTY TURN OF EVENTS.

- YOU'RE PREACHING TO THE CHOIR, PATRICK.

- I KNEW IT WAS GONNA HAPPEN, TOO.

- YOU DID? HOW?

- 'CAUSE IT HAPPENS EVERY TIME I KEEP MY CHEESE FIZZ

IN MY BACK POCKET.

[splurch]

DARN! IT'S ALMOST EMPTY.

- WELL, I GUESS WE'LL JUST HAVE TO MAKE THE BEST OF IT.

♪ AH LA LA LA THIS IS FUN.

HEY, PATRICK, YOU GOTTA TRY THIS...

[garble]

[splurch] - HUH?

SPONGEBOB, WERE YOU TALKIN' TO ME?

I COULDA SWORN SPONGEBOB WAS CALLIN' ME FROM THIS DIRECTION.

SPONGEBOB, WHERE ARE YOU?

- HEY, PATRICK.

- HUH.

SPONGEBOB?

AW, COME ON, WHERE ARE YOU HIDING?

THIS ISN'T FUNNY.

HUH. - PATRICK, I'M RIGHT HERE.

- OH, HEY, SPONGEBOB. HOW'D YOU GET THERE?

- WELL, I WAS ON THIS SEESAW...

- SLIDE!

HA! [laughs excitedly]

[strains]

[smack] - OOF!

- PATRICK, DO YOU NEED HELP?

- HUH?

OH, WITH THIS SLIDE STUCK TO MY BOTTOM?

NAR, HUH. I WANT IT THERE.

I HATE YOU, SLIDE!

[strains]

OOF!

OH, SORRY, SPONGEBOB.

- HEY, LOOK, A SWING SET!

CAN'T GO WRONG WITH THIS

ALL-TIME PLAYGROUND FAVORITE.

WHEE.

HEY, THIS IS ALMOST

LIKE BEING AT THE GREAT BARRIER REEF, HUH?

TRY IT, PATRICK.

- OKAY.

IT'S NOT WORKING.

- NO, GO BACK AND FORTH, LIKE THIS.

UH, UH, UH, UH.

THERE YOU GO,

NOW YOU'RE GETTIN' INTO THE... SWING OF THINGS.

♪ BA LA LA LA LA - [laughs excitedly]

HEY! WATCH ME...

GO!

OH! OH-WHOA!

- PATRICK?

- GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!

WHOA!

- PATRICK! I'M COMING!

- YOW!

- AAH!

- YOW! OW! OW!

- WAH! AI-AH! WAH!

[screaming]

- [screaming] YOW! OW! OW!

- [screaming] WAH! AH! AH!

AH! OH.

- PATRICK?

- [gurgling] SPONGEBOB.

- PATRICK! ARE YOU OKAY?

- NO. I'M NOT OKAY. - YOU'RE NOT?

- NO. I'M GREAT!

THAT WAS AWEOME!

HUH, LET'S DO IT AGAIN!

- YEAH! PATRICK, WAIT.

SOMETHING TELLS ME, THAT IS A ONE-WAY DRAIN.

UH, HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN WALKING HERE, PATRICK?

- WELL, THAT DEPENDS ON WHO YOU ASK.

- WHY?

- WELL, 'CAUSE IF YOU ASK SOMEONE WITH A WATCH,

THEY MIGHT BE ABLE TO TELL YOU.

[rumble]

- ARE YOU GETTIN' HUNGRY?

- YEAH! HOW'D YOU KNOW?

- OH, I COULD HEAR YOUR STOMACH GROWLING.

I THOUGHT FOR A SECOND,

IT MIGHT BE SOME KIND OF SCALY MONSTER

COMING TO EAT US.

[hearty laughter]

- THAT'S FUNNY.

COULDN'T HAVE BEEN MY STOMACH GROWLING, THOUGH.

- IT COULDN'T? - NOPE!

I HAD ITS VOCAL CHORDS REMOVED BEFORE THE TRIP.

- WELL, I COULD HAVE SWORN THAT I HEARD...

[growling rumble]

SPONGEBOB! I HEARD IT, I HEARD GROWLING!

- NO, THAT TIME IT WAS MY STOMACH.

THERE'S GOTTA BE SOMETHING AROUND HERE TO EAT.

MMM!

[chomp] [munch]

PATRICK, I FOUND SOME BERRIES WE CAN...

OOF!

NOT... EAT!

- [chomp] [munch]

[munch munch munch]

THANKS FOR THE WARNING.

- PATRICK, WHERE DID YOU GET...

[thunderous pop]

[cork pop] - THE CUPCAKE?

- FROM THE VENDING MACHINE.

[magical guitar chord]

- O-OH.

[mighty grumble]

- WAS IT YOUR STOMACH THAT TIME, TOO?

- NOPE.

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

- ROAR!

[wiggle]

- IT'S COMING CLOSER!

[screech]

[wobble wobble]

OH, NO! IT'S A SHEER DROP-OFF!

NOW WHAT DO WE DO?

- DON'T ASK ME.

I DON'T REMEMBER

"BEING EATEN ALIVE" ON THIS TRIP'S ITINERARY.

- I'M TOO YOUNG TO BE DIGESTED!

[sobbing]

- WAIT, SPONGEBOB.

I KNOW HOW TO GET US OUT OF THIS.

- YOU DO?

- I SAW SOMETHING JUST LIKE THIS IN A MOVIE ONCE.

NOW, WATCH CLOSELY,

AND DO EXACTLY WHAT I DO.

- ROGER.

- OKAY, NOW WHAT?

- UH, I'M NOT SURE.

I FELL ASLEEP IN THE SECOND HALF OF THE MOVIE.

[screaming]

- WELL, I HOPE THAT MONSTER'S CARRYING SOME SYRUP.

- YEAH, 'CAUSE IF HE EATS US, HE'S HAVING PANCAKES FOR LUNCH.

[sproing] both: WHOA!

[relieved laughter]

- PATRICK, WE DID IT!

- WE'RE NOT GONNA BE EATEN!

- HOORAY, FOR NOT BEING EATEN!

- HOORAY!

♪ WE'RE NOT GONNA BE EATEN, WE'RE NOT GONNA BE EATEN ♪

- HEY, SPONGEBOB? - YEAH, PATRICK.

- ALL THIS NOT-BEING-EATEN IS MAKING ME HUNGRY.

- OH, HO, DON'T WORRY.

WHEN WE GET TO THE GREAT BARRIER REEF,

WE'LL EAT LIKE KINGS.

- ALL RIGHT!

- ALL RIGHT!

NOW, PUT HER THERE, PATRICK.

PUT HER THERE!

[squish]

- EW, PATRICK,

HAVE YOU BEEN USING A DIFFERENT MOISTURIZER?

YOUR HANDS FEEL KIND OF...

[horrified garble]

- OH, NO, IT'S...

IT'S JUST THE SAME OLD MOISTURIZER I ALWAYS USE.

- [sputtering babble]

- AW, COME ON, SPONGEBOB,

DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING HERE.

- [confused blather]

- LET ME GUESS,

IT'S TIME TO START SCREAMING AGAIN?

- ONE SECOND.

OKAY, NOW.

[screaming]

[screaming]

[falling screaming]

- SPONGEBOB, AS MUCH AS I'D LIKE TO STAY AND HANG AROUND,

I'M NOT SURE THAT NOW'S THE BEST TIME.

- I KNOW, PATRICK,

BUT RIGHT NOW, IT SEEMS TO BE...

[excited babble] [gasping]

OUR BEST POSSIBLE COURSE OF ACTION.

- WELL, I PROBABLY

WOULD REALLY BE ENJOYING THE VIEW

IF I STILL HAD SOME BLOOD FLOWING TO MY ARMS. OW.

- DON'T WORRY, PATRICK,

YOUR BLOOD-FLOW IS NOT THE ONLY THING

THAT'S WEARING THIN.

[snap]

[screaming]

- GRAB IT, PATRICK!

- G-GRABBING!

- [naseous wailing]

- OKAY, SPONGEBOB, YOUR TURN!

- [snoring] - SPONGEBOB!

- HUH? OH, I GOT IT.

[head scratching]

- PHEW! THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE, HUH, PATRICK?

- YEAH.

BUT IT LOOKS LIKE EVERTHING WORKED OUT JUST...

VINE. HA.

[ringing]

- PATRICK. PATRICK?

DID YOU HEAR THAT?

- IT SOUNDED LIKE IT CAME FROM THE OTHER SIDE

OF THIS BIG ROCK.

THIS ISN'T A BIG ROCK.

IT'S A BIG WALL.

- DO YOU SUPPOSE IT BELONGS TO THAT GIFT SHOP RIGHT THERE?

- WHAT WOULD A GIFT SHOP BE DOING,

RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE?

- I... UH, SELLING GIFTS?

[ringing] - WOW, PATRICK,

LOOK AT ALL THIS STUFF!

YOU GONNA BUY SOMETHING?

- NAH, I'M NOT IN THE MARKET FOR ANY SOUVENIRS.

- [chuckling] OH-HO, YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY SOUVEN...

[gasps]

OH, NO. I JUST REALIZED WHAT THIS PLACE IS!

- YOU HAVE?

- PATRICK, WE HAVE WALKED STRAIGHT INTO A...

[whispering] TOURIST TRAP.

- A TRAP! - SHH.

- [whispering] A TRAP.

- COME ON. LET'S ESCAPE,

BEFORE WE SPEND ALL OUR MONEY ON USELESS TRINKETS.

PATRICK, WAIT.

I SAW A VERY NICE DRIFTWOOD SCULPTURE OVER THERE,

THAT WOULD WORK GREAT AS A MANTLEPIECE.

- SPONGEBOB, NO!

- [sobs]

- SPONGEBOB!

- PATRICK, THAT TOURIST TRAP TOOK ME FOR EVERYTHING I HAD.

NOW WE DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY, WE'RE STILL LOST,

AND WE'RE GONNA BE IN BIG TROUBLE.

OH! THIS VACATION IS A DISASTER!

[weeps]

- SPONGEBOB, I... - [wails]

[blubbering nonsense]

- I DON'T THINK THIS VACATION'S BEEN A DISASTER.

- [gurgles]

YOU DON'T?

- NO, OF COURSE NOT. SEE!

WE DID EVERYTHING WE DREAMT OF DOING

AT THE GREAT BARRIER REEF.

- PATRICK, YOU'RE RIGHT!

WE WENT DOWN A SEWAGE PIPE...

- LIKE A SLIDE...

- BOUNCED OFF A HUGE ANEMONE...

- LIKE A TRAMPOLINE...

- HID IN A NEST.

- LIKE A FORT...

- AND SWUNG ON SOME VINES, WHICH ARE A LOT LIKE ROPES.

THIS VACATION HAS IT ALL!

- ALL EXCEPT FOR ONE THING.

- WHAT'S THAT?

- A WAY OUTTA HERE.

- MY POOR PARENTS MUST BE WORRIED SICK.

- I SUGGEST WE TAKE A NAP HERE UNTIL THEY COME AND FIND US.

THAT WAY, WE'LL BE WELL-RESTED FOR THE RIDE HOME.

- I SUGGEST WE START WALKING.

- I WAS AFRAID HE WAS GONNA SUGGEST THAT.

- [exhausted] ♪ WHEN I'M ON THE ROAD

- [exhausted] ♪ I SEE STUFF GOING BY

- ♪ WHEN I'M ON THE ROAD ♪

- ♪ GOT A BUG IN MY EYE ♪

- ♪ WHEN I'M ON THE ROAD ♪

- ♪ LOOKS LIKE CLEAR SKIES AHEAD ♪

- ♪ WHEN I'M... [coughs]

♪ ON THE ROAD

- ♪ PLEASE STOP TOUCHING MY HEAD ♪

- ♪ LET'S ALL SING THE ROAD SONG ♪

[slow clapping]

♪ I WANT TO SING IT ALL DAY LONG ♪

♪ LET'S ALL SING THE... [coughs]

[sighs]

- SPONGEBOB, MAYBE WE OUGHTTA TAKE A BREAK

FROM THE SINGING FOR A WHILE.

- GOOD IDEA, PATRICK.

I'LL JUST PLAY THE ROAD SONG ON THIS WHISTLE,

THAT I GOT FROM THE SOUVENIR SHOP.

[whistles]

♪

- OH, HEY, SON. WE'RE READY TO GO.

♪

♪

♪

♪

♪

- WOW, SPONGEBOB,

YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD WITH THAT THING.

- OH, THANKS, PATRICK, GLAD YOU THINK SO.

- WELL,

APPARENTLY, I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO DOES.

- WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHO ELSE THINKS...

OH, NO, NOT AGAIN.

- THE WHISTLE SEEMS TO HAVE SOOTHED IT.

- I THINK IT'S OFFERING US A RIDE.

♪ ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ♪

♪ ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ♪

- ♪ WHEN I'M ABOVE THE ROAD - ♪ ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ROAD,

- ♪ ALL I SEE IS SKY - ♪ ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ROAD,

- ♪ WHEN I'M ABOVE THE ROAD - ♪ ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ROAD,

- ♪ ON A GIANT FRUIT FLY - ♪ ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ROAD,

- ♪ WHEN I'M ABOVE THE ROAD - ♪ ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ROAD,

both: ♪ HE USED TO FILL US WITH DREAD ♪

[screaming]

- ♪ WHEN I'M ABOVE THE ROAD - ♪ ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ROAD,

- ♪ I'M AS SNUG AS A BABY BUG IN BED ♪

- ♪ ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ♪

- ♪ LET'S ALL SING THE ABOVE-THE-ROAD SONG ♪

- ♪ ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ♪

- ♪ I WANT TO SING IT ALL DAY LONG ♪

- ♪ ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ♪

- ♪ LET'S ALL SING THE ABOVE-THE-ROAD SONG ♪

- ♪ ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ♪

- ♪ LET'S ALL SING

♪ ALONG - ♪ ROAD, ROAD

♪

- DUH.

- THANKS, AGAIN!

PATRICK, I THINK THAT IS THE FRIENDLIEST

TERRIFYINGLY GIGANTIC INSECT

I HAVE EVER HAD THE PLEASURE OF BEING CARRIED OFF BY.

- ME, TOO. [honk honk]

- SPONGEBOB? OH! THERE YOU ARE.

- OKAY, HOP IN, BOYS,

THE BOAT-MOBILE'S AS GOOD AS NEW,

AND WE'VE GOT MILES AND MILES OF OPEN ROAD AHEAD OF US.

- BOYS?

[snoring]

- DO SOMETHING, HAROLD.

- HE'S YOUR SON, MARGARET.

HE'S YOUR SON.