Original subtitles

- ARE YOU READY, KIDS?

Kids: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

- I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

Kids: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

- ♪ OHH...

♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? ♪

Kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

- ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE ♪

kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

- ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪

kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

- ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪

kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! - READY?

All: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

- SPONGEBOB

SQUAREPANTS!

[laughing]

♪

[waves crashing]

[lilting ukulele music]

♪

[tuning note]

[whistling]

[harmonic hissing]

together: [whistling and hissing]

- SPONGEBOB, WHAT IS THAT HORRIBLE RACKET

COMING FROM BACK HERE?

- JUST A LITTLE GRILL-SIDE HARMONY.

EVERYONE KNOWS THAT COOKING AND MUSIC GO TOGETHER LIKE

EATING AND LISTENING.

- YOU WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT MUSIC IS IF IT CAME UP

AND HIT YOU IN THE FACE.

- HEY, THAT HAPPENED TO PATRICK ONCE.

HE MUST'VE BEEN LISTENING TO HARD ROCK.

HE HAD A LUMP ON HIS HEAD...

- I DON'T CARE!

- IF YOU WANT TO HEAR WHAT REALMUSIC SOUNDS LIKE,

THEN LISTEN TO THIS.

[clarinet music]

[all uttering disagreements]

- HEY, GIVE IT BACK. I WAS JUST REACHING MY CODA.

- YEAH?

WELL, YOUR CODA IS AFFECTING ME QUOTA.

THE SHREW, PIERCING RACKET OF YOUR FISH FLUTE

IS FRIGHTENING AWAY ME MONEY.

- FISH FLUTE.

- WELL, I DON'T KNOW.

THAT'S WHAT THEY USED TO CALL IT.

- NONE OF YOU SIMPLETONS WOULD RECOGNIZE REAL MUSIC TALENT

IF IT CAME UP AND KICKED YOU IN THE FACE.

- HEY, THAT HAPPENED TO PATRICK ONCE, TOO.

HEY...

- NONE OF YOU KNOW A GREAT MUSICIAN WHEN YOU HEAR HIM.

NONE I SAY. NO ONE OF YOU.

NOT EVEN, EVEN...

OH, THERE'S NOBODY THERE.

- HE'S STILL DOING IT, KAREN.

HE'S... KAREN?

- WHO'S DOING WHAT NOW?

- THE SKINNY ONE.

HE'S BEEN RANTING AND RAVING IN FRONT OF THE KRUSTY KRAB

FOR THE PAST HALF-HOUR.

WAVING HIS ARMS AND JUMPING AROUND LIKE AN ANIMAL.

OH, HE STOPPED NOW.

HE'S JUST BROKEN DOWN ON THE GROUND CRYING.

KAREN, KAREN!

FOR THE FIRST TIME IT'S HIT ME.

- WHAT? THE DOOR ON YOUR WAY OUT?

- NO, COMPUTER BRAIN.

THE SKINNY ONE MAY HAVE BEEN THE GATEWAY TO THE SECRET FORMULA

ALL ALONG.

AS A VETERAN EMPLOYEE, HE MUST KNOW THE SECRET FORMULA TOO.

- [sighs] I WARNED YOU AGAINST IT.

- TOO LATE!

[evil laughter]

[Hawaiian-style music]

- AHEM.

- WHO SAID THAT? - DOWN HERE.

I AM JUST AN INNOCENT PASSERBY WHO FELT THE NEED

TO STOP AND TELL YOU WHAT A MAGNIFICENT GARDEN YOU HAVE.

- OH, REALLY? - YES.

- WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, MISTER.

I KNOW EXACTLY WHO YOU ARE AND WHY YOU'RE HERE.

- YOU DO?

- YOU WILL NOT GET ME TO EAT AT THE CHUM BUCKET.

NO MATTER HOW BIG THE DISCOUNT IS.

- WELL, THAT'S NOT EXACTLY WHY I...

[gurgling]

- SHAMELESS.

- YOU AGAIN!

- I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND ME PAINTING ON YOUR PROPERTY,

BUT THE LIGHT HERE IS SIMPLY TRANSCENDENT THIS TIME OF DAY.

- WHY, YES, IT IS, ISN'T IT?

- YES! IT...

NOT BUYING THAT ONE EITHER, HUH?

- NOPE.

- HEY, BUDDY!

SQUIDWARD!

FREE CLEANING SERVICE?

CENSUS TAKER.

GOOD DAY, KIND SIR.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME GIL SCOUT COOKIES?

- YEOOOW!

- PLANKTON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

- THERE'S NOTHING A LITTLE DUCT TAPE

AND SURGICAL TUBING CAN'T ACCOMPLISH.

I KNEW I SHOULD'VE USED PIPE CLEANERS.

HELLO, I'M YOUR LONG LOST RELATIVE.

CAN I HAVE THE SECRET FORMULA?

WELL, THAT'S A FINE WAY TO TREAT A FAMILY MEMBER.

- HI, PLANKTON. NICE DRESS.

- OUT OF MY WAY, SPONGE BRAIN.

- I OVERHEARD YOU AND SQUIDWARD PLAYING DOOR SLAM,

AND I WANTED TO SEE IF I COULD GET IN ON THE NEXT ROUND.

- [crying]

- DON'T CRY, PLANKTON.

DOOR SLAM'S EASY TO PLAY. HARD TO MASTER.

- NONE OF MY TACTICS ARE MAKING ANY IMPRESSION

ON HIM WHATSOEVER.

- WELL, LET'S SEE.

IF YOU REALLY WANT TO IMPRESS SQUIDWARD,

TRY TALKING TO HIM ABOUT MUSIC.

- MUSIC?

- YEAH.

ESPECIALLY HIS FAVORITE KIND OF MUSIC.

HIS OWN.

- OH, IS THAT RIGHT?

[singing happily]

- SON OF A...

NOT AGAIN!

- WAIT, DON'T IRRIGATE ME.

I'VE COME TO HEAR YOUR MUSIC.

IT SOOTHES THE PLACE MY SOUL WOULD OCCUPY IF I HAD ONE.

- ARE YOU SURE YOU'VE GOT THE RIGHT SQUID?

- I'VE NEVER BEEN SURE OF ANYTHING.

BUT I AM SURE OF THIS.

PLAY FOR ME.

FILL MY EAR SOCKETS WITH THE STRAINS

OF YOUR SWEET, SWEET MAGIC.

- FINALLY, SOMEBODY ACTUALLY APPRECIATES MY BRILLIANCE.

I WILL PLAY FOR YOU MY TINY CYCLOPS.

I WILL PLAY SUCH THAT NEPTUNE HIMSELF

WILL HEAR ME UPON HIS VERY THRONE.

OR WHATEVER CHAIR HE'S SITTING ON.

- UH OH.

I MEAN, GOODY!

- [clarinet playing]

- YEEOW!

SWEET MOTHER OF APHRODITE, PLEASE MAKE IT END.

- HEH? HEH?

HOW'RE YOU ENJOYING THE MUSIC SO FAR?

- IT'S DELIGHTFUL!

- [clarinet playing]

♪

BRAVO! WOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!

ENCORE! ENCORE!

YES! YES!

BRAVO! BRAVO!

WOO-HOO.

- AH! MY VERY OWN FAN.

[distant clarinet]

- DID YOU HEAR THAT? - HOW COULD I NOT?

- AH!

OH, IT'S TERRIBLE.

- BRAVO.

- NO, NO! MAKE IT STOP!

[all shouting in disgust]

- ENCORE, ENCORE, ENCORE.

- I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE ENJOYING THE PERFORMANCE.

- ENJOYING IT?

WHY, I'M ENJOYING IT SO MUCH, IT'S MAKING ME WANT TO...

IT'S MAKING ME WANT TO...

- WANT TO SING?

- THAT'S THE WORD I WAS LOOKING FOR.

- A ONE, A TWO. A ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.

[jazzy music]

- ♪ SKINNY ARMS ARE FLAPPIN, ' LONG NOSE LOOKS REAL SWELL ♪

♪ SHINY HEAD IS BULGING, HE PLAYS REALLY WELL ♪

♪ ON THE FACT THAT HE'S A GENIUS YOU CAN SURELY BET ♪

♪ THE STRANGE LOOKING BLUE GUY SURE PLAYS A MEAN CLARINET ♪

[clarinet playing]

♪ TO HEAR HIS MUSIC PLAYING IS LIKE, EH, MUSIC TO MY EARS ♪

♪ HIS DELIGHTFUL MELODIES REDUCE GROWN MEN TO TEARS ♪

♪ IF YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THIS MOLLUSK PLAY ♪

♪ YOU AIN'T HEARD NOTHING YET

♪ THIS FUNNY LOOKING BLUE GUY SURE PLAYS A MEAN CLARINET ♪

[clarinet playing]

♪ NO ONE DOES IT BETTER

♪ HE'S THE BEST THERE IS

♪ WHEN YOU ASK HIM HOW HE DOES IT, HE SAYS... ♪

- ♪ IT'S ALL IN THE WRIST

- HOORAY!

- THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

- SAY, UH, MUSICAL GENIUS?

- YES.

- WHEN YOU'RE NOT SHARING YOUR SONGS OF JOY AND SPLENDOR,

ONE MIGHT FIND YOU WORKING A SHIFT

AT THE KRUSTY KRAB, CORRECT?

- IT IS AN UNFORTUNATE TRUTH.

- AND YOU'VE BEEN WORKING THERE

FOR A PRETTY LONG TIME, HAVEN'T YOU?

- THAT'S AN UNDERSTATEMENT.

- WELL, I WAS JUST WONDERING, OH, INCREDIBLY MUSICAL ONE,

WHAT DO THEY PUT IN ONE OF THOSE KRABBY PATTIES ANYWAY?

SECRET-WISE.

- OH, I DON'T WORK THE GRILL.

I WORK THE REGISTER.

- BUT...

SURELY YOU'VE BEEN NEAR THE GRILL.

YOU MUST HAVE SEEN SOMETHING. [laughs]

- NOPE, HAVEN'T SEEN A THING.

- YOU'VE WORKED IN THE SAME PLACE FOR 20 YEARS

AND YOU'VE NEVER NOTICED THE INGREDIENTS OF THE SOLE ITEM

ON YOUR MENU?

CUT THE COMEDY, OCTOPUS!

I WANT THAT FORMULA AND I WANT IT NOW.

- OH, DON'T YOU SEE, SHELDON?

THANKS TO YOU, I'M GETTING BETTER AND BETTER AS A MUSICIAN.

- WHAT?

- IT'S BEEN YOUR CONSTANT ENCOURAGEMENT THAT HAS HELPED ME

PROGRESS TO NEW MUSICAL HEIGHTS.

I'M HITTING NOTES I NEVER EVEN KNEW EXISTED.

- WE HAVE, OOO!

- MAY DAY! MAY DAY!

- IN FACT, THANKS TO YOU,

I'M GOING TO QUIT MY JOB AT THE KRUSTY KRAB

AND BECOME A FULL-TIME MUSICIAN.

- BUT THEN I'LL NEVER GET MY HANDS ON THAT SECRET FORMULA.

UH-OH!

MY PROFESSIONAL GRADE EARPLUGS!

NO!

COME BACK! I NEED YOU.

- [clarinet playing] - AH!

STOP PLAYING THIS INFERNAL PIPE.

YOU'RE KILLING ME.

- HEY!

COME BACK!

- HI, SQUIDWARD.

I HEARD YOU AND PLANKTON OUT HERE PLAYING DOOR SLAM,

AND I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD...

- PLANKTON STOLE MY CLARINET, AND I HAVE TO GET IT BACK.

- HOO! I WANT TO PLAY!

[heavy breathing]

- AH-HA!

- OKAY, FISH FLUTE.

TIME TO PLAY A LITTLE AVANT GARDE.

GUARDRAIL, THAT IS.

[evil laughter[

both: OH!

- OUCH, SQUIDWARD. THIS GAME IS FUN.

- YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME, YOU HEAR?

NEVER!

- WE'VE GOT YOU SURROUNDED. - YOU DO?

OH. - WE'VE RECEIVED HUNDREDS

OF REPORTS OF AN EXCRUCIATING MUSICAL DISTURBANCE,

AND YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE HOLDING AN INSTRUMENT.

- WAIT A MINUTE.

I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS INSTRUMENT BEFORE IN MY LIFE.

- HE'S RIGHT, OFFICER.

PLANKTON DOESN'T EVEN PLAY CLAR...

- THERE, THERE, LADDY.

JUST LET THE LEGAL SYSTEM RUN ITS COURSE.

- WATCH YOUR HEAD. - NO!

WAIT! PLEASE!

KAREN! HELP!

- OH, YOU WON'T BE NEEDING THIS WHERE YOU'RE GOING.

- BOY, THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE, HUH, SQUIDWARD?

HE ALMOST GOT YOUR CLARINET.

- ONCE AGAIN, I HATE PEOPLE.

[lilting ukulele music]

♪

- ♪ LA-DA-DE-LA-DA-DUM LA-DA-DO ♪

AH, IT'S A GREAT DAY FOR THE ART WORLD.

FAMOUS ART CRITIC FREDERICK T. NITPICK

WILL BE CRITIQUING MY LATEST MASTERPIECE.

I LOVE HEARING MYSELF TALK.

Both: [laughing]

- HI, SQUIDWARD. WHOA, I LOVE YOUR HAT.

- DON'T TOUCH IT! AND IT'S NOT A HAT.

IT'S A BERET. - A BERET?

OOOH. WHERE CAN I GET ONE?

- SORRY, SPONGEBOB.

BERETS ARE ONLY WORN BY TRUE ARTISTS, LIKE MOI.

- YOU'RE AN ARTIST?

- YES, I'M AN ARTIST.

WHAT ARE YOU TWO BUBBLEHEADS DOING ANYWAY?

- WE'RE MAKING ARTS AND CRAFTS.

I'VE BEEN LEARNING THE FINE ART OF BASKET WEAVING.

I MADE THIS ONE USING DESIGNS OF ME AND MY BEST FRIENDS.

AND I ALSO MADE THIS CUTE LITTLE SCALLOP HOUSE.

[squeaking]

AND I MADE THIS WALLET.

AND I CROCHETED MONEY TO GO IN IT.

- SO, YOU'VE BEEN COUNTERFEITING CURRENCY?

AND WHAT HAS DOORKNOB NUMBER TWO BEEN UP TO?

- I'VE BEEN MAKING BASKETS, TOO.

DARN!

THIS HAMMER IS DEFECTIVE.

- DO YOU WANT TO MAKE CRAFTS, TOO?

- CRAFTS?

THIS ISN'T SUMMER CAMP. I AM A TRUE ARTISTE.

- MAN!

I'LL NEVER MAKE ART LIKE YOU AND SQUIDWARD.

- HEY, DON'T BE SAD. YOU CAN BE AN ARTIST, TOO.

I'LL FIND SOMETHING THAT WILL TAP INTO YOUR PARTICULAR

ARTISTIC SKILL SET.

NOW LET ME SEE. OH, THIS WILL BE PERFECT!

START WITH A ROCK.

- A WHAT?

- A LITTLE GLUE.

- UH.

- TAKE ON A COUPLE OF GOOGLY EYES.

- WHOA! SLOW DOWN, SPONGEBOB.

- AND PRESTO! A ROCK WITH GOOGLY EYES.

- WHOA! I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING!

- NOW YOU TRY. - I'M SCARED.

- YOU CAN DO THIS. - I SHALL MAKE THE ATTEMPT.

PRIVACY, PLEASE. - SORRY.

- [groaning]

I DID IT! - YEAH!

LET'S TAKE A LOOK. - BEHOLD...

[oozing]

- AH! OH!

OOH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL!

- I'M AN ARTIST!

Both: HOORAY!

- HATE.

- WHY, HELLO, MR. TENTACLES.

I'M FREDERICK T. NITPICK, WORLD FAMOUS ART CRITIC.

THIS IS YOUR ARTWORK, I PRESUME. - OH, IT CERTAINLY IS.

THIS PIECE REPRESENTS MY STRUGGLE

TO REVEAL MY GENIUS TO A MORONIC WORLD.

WITNESS THE VENUS DE SQUIDWARD!

STUNNING, ISN'T IT?

- MY CONSIDERED OPINION IS... EW!

I'LL HAVE TO CONFISCATE YOUR ARTIST BERET.

- WHAT? NO!

NO, YOU CAN'T DO THAT.

- SORRY, BUT I'M LOOKING FOR A REAL ARTIST.

- I'M AN ARTIST! HOORAY!

- AN ARTIST, EH?

- WHAT? I... NO, COME BACK.

- NOW, WHICH ONE OF YOU TWO IS THE ARTISTE?

- WE BOTH ARE. IT'S LOTS OF FUN.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKE SOMETHING, TOO?

- [laughter]

I'M A CRITIC.

I DON'T MAKE THINGS. I JUDGE THINGS.

I'M A JUDGER. FOR INSTANCE, I JUDGE YOUR WORK.

LAME.

- DON'T JUDGE ME.

- HOLY GUACAMOLE FRIJOLES.

IT'S SO, SO PRIMITIVE AND NAIVE.

YOU'RE A GENIUS. - IS THAT GOOD?

- I'LL GIVE YOU 500 BUCKS FOR IT.

AND THIS HAT.

- HEY!

- YOU ARE A MASTER ARTIST, MY FRIEND.

- YOU CAN'T GIVE THAT DUNDERHEAD THE ARTIST HAT.

- WHO'S THE CRITIC HERE? - WOW!

DID YOU HEAR THAT, SQUIDWARD?

PATRICK IS AN ARTIST.

- OH!

SELLING ONE LOUSY PIECE DOESN'T MAKE YOU AN ARTIST.

- HOW MANY LOUSY PIECES HAVE YOU SOLD, SQUIDWARD?

- WELL, ABOUT UM... UM...

WELL, I BET HE WON'T SELL

ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE RIDICULOUS TRINKETS.

- HEY THERE. I NOTICED YOUR HAT.

ARE YOU AN ARTIST? - I SURE AM.

- DO YOU HAVE ANY ART?

I HAVE A REAL CRAVING FOR CREATIVITY.

- UH. OKAY.

- ART! - THANKS, MAN.

HERE'S 50 BUCKS.

- I'LL BET HE NEVER SELLS ANOTHER.

- HEY, TED. WHERE'D YOU GET THAT ART?

- FROM THAT PINK GENIUS OVER THERE.

- I WANT TO BUY ONE. - ME TOO.

- I ALSO.

- I'LL BET... - SQUIDWARD I THINK WE SHOULD

HAVE A LITTLE TALK ABOUT YOUR GAMBLING PROBLEM.

- HMM.

I ACTUALLY WANT TO GO TO WORK TODAY.

- WHOA!

I'M ALMOST LATE TO BE EARLY FOR WORK.

SEE YOU LATER, PATRICK.

- UH, SO LONG MY DEAR, EARNEST, YET UNTALENTED FRIEND.

- ONE FOR YOU. AND ONE FOR YOU.

AND ONE... UH...

UH, I'VE RUN OUT OF ROCKS TO PUT GOOGLY EYES ON.

I'VE RUN OUT OF ROCKS. - GOT ANYTHING ELSE?

- THE ARTIST NEEDS ALONE TIME.

- HE'S SO ECCENTRIC.

- I'M ALL OUT OF ROCKS. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO NOW?

THAT WAS MY THING.

OH!

TARTER SAUCE.

THAT STINKS, TOO.

- THE ARTIST NEEDS A LUNCH BREAK.

- OH! NOT YOU AGAIN.

MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER?

- HMM...

I'M THINKING ABOUT HAVING A KRABBY PATTY.

- ONE KRABBY PATTY.

- BUT I WONDER IF THAT MIGHT BE TOO PREDICTABLE.

- THEN WHAT DO YOU WANT?

- I DON'T KNOW.

I'M NOT FEELING INSPIRED AT THE MOMENT.

- HIYA, PATRICK.

ORDERING UP A DELICIOUS KRABBY PATTY?

- MAYBE. I DON'T KNOW.

I'M IN A CREATIVE SLUMP.

- OH, PATRICK, THAT'S TERRIBLE. - JUST ORDER ALREADY!

- OKAY.

I WANT NEW IDEAS TO SATISFY

A PUBLIC HUNGER FOR MY GOOGLY GOODS.

- OFF THE MENU. CHOOSE SOMETHING OFF THE MENU.

WE DON'T SERVE ARTISTIC ADVICE HERE.

- THEN WHY IS IT ON THE MENU?

- GET BACK TO WORK, SQUIDWARD.

- IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, THIS IS NOT AN ARTIST'S HAT.

[heavy breathing]

- OH, YOU CAN BORROW MINE.

- BEAUTIFUL.

- MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE, MR. PATRICK.

OUR ARTISTIC CONSULTANT WILL BE RIGHT WITH YOU.

THIS IS MR. TENTACLES.

HE'LL BE HANDLING ALL YOUR ARTISTIC ADVICE NEEDS.

- MM-HMM.

- MM-HMM. PLEASURE.

- HERE'S YOUR KRABBY PATTY. SHALL I PUT IT ON YOUR TAB?

- OH, YEAH. KEEP IT OPEN.

WE MIGHT BE HERE ALL NIGHT.

LET ME JUST SAY, RIGHT UP FRONT, I'M A FAN.

I'M EXCITED TO LEARN FROM A MASTER.

MY CAREER AND SELF-WORTH ARE IN YOUR HANDS.

A LOT IS RIDING ON THIS. OKAY...

ADVISE. - [sighs]

WHY DON'T YOU JUST CONCENTRATE ON YOUR PATTY?

- WHAT? AH! OF COURSE!

IT'S SO OBVIOUS NOW. HOW DID I NOT SEE IT EARLIER?

SQUIDWARD'S A GENIUS.

I KNOW NOW WHAT I MUST DO!

- BRILLIANT.

I'VE NEVER SEEN SUCH AN EXAMPLE OF RAW CREATIVITY.

THIS WILL TURN THE ART WORLD ON ITS HEAD.

I HEREBY DECLARE THIS THE NEXT BIG THING!

THE NEXT BIG THING...

...THING.

...THING.

[noise]

- YOU DID IT, PATRICK. YOU FOUND YOUR INSPIRATION.

- THEN I'M GONNA NEED MORE OF THOSE PATTY THINGIES.

- YOU GOT IT, BUDDY.

- HUH?

OOOH! MONEY!

MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY...

MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY...

[screams]

WHAT THE...

[screams]

HUH?

SPONGEBOB!

PATRICK!

WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS?

- IT'S MY ART.

I BUY KRABBY PATTIES FOR $3,

AND I SELL THEM FOR 50.

[snarls]

both: [crying]

- HA AND HA.

- WHY'S HE SO MAD, SQUIDWARD?

I WAS JUST FOLLOWING YOUR ADVICE.

- WHAT?

IT WAS YOUR IDEA, HUH?

[polka music]

- HERE'S OUR NEW BATCH OF PIPING HOT KRABBY PATTY CANVASES.

- GREAT, SPONGEBOB. THAT'LL BE 50 BUCKS.

- IT'S SO INEXPENSIVE. - AND HERE'S YOUR PATTY.

ONE MORE ART PATTY, MR. STAR.

- IT'S SUCH AN HONOR TO MEET YOU.

- I CAN ONLY IMAGINE. APPRENTICE!

MAKE ANOTHER OF MY MASTERPIECES, GOOD MAN.

IF YOU WORK REAL HARD, YOU MAY BE AN ARTIST TOO SOMEDAY.

- [growling]

- HMM. PROBABLY NOT.

IT NEEDS MORE GLITTER.

- [grumbling, weeping]

[lilting ukulele music]

♪